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ARTFUL/FOXY/SURREPTITIOUS KRISTIE----THE 19 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE KITTENISH/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT PETER PAUL RUBEN'S PAINTING "SAMSON&DELILAH" AND FEELING A LITTLE SORRY FOR POOR OLD GEORGE CLOONEY----IF ONLY WE COULD FALL INTO KRISTIE'S ARMS WITHOUT FALLING INTO HER HANDS---I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE ANY KIND OF A MAN,DISTINGUISHABLE FROM A GORILLA,THAT FOXY KRISTIE COULD NOT SHAPE A HUSBAND OUT OF----KRISIE'S TONGUE IS ONLY 3 INCHES LONG BUT IT CAN KILL A MAN 6 FEET TALL---HUSBANDS ARE IN HEAVEN WHOSE WIVES SCOLD NOT----WHILE WE ARE TALKING OF ROGUES,SOME ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS ON AMERICA'S MOST DANGEROUS ROGUE--JAMIE DIMON. PYSCHOPATHY IS A PERSONALITY DISORDER CHARACTERIZED BY ABNORMAL LACK OF EMPATHY COMBINED WITH STRONGLY AMORAL CONDUCT AND THE ABILITY TO APPEAR OUTWARDLY NORMAL. JAMIE DIMON IS A CHARISMATIC PSYCHOPATH---AN ATTRACTIVE,CHARMING AND GIFTED LIAR WITH AN UNUSUAL ABILITY TO MANIPULATE OTHERS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS GOOD AT DEALING WITH THIS KIND OF SCOUNDREL BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE FOR SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS. SHAKESPEARE(1564-1616) IS THE WORLDS GREATEST DRAMATIST AND A GREAT STUDENT OF HUMAN NATURE. HE CREATED A REMARKABLE GROUP OF VIVID CHARACTERS WHICH DISPLAY AN IMPRESSION OF PYSCHOLOGICAL DEPTH NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN ENGLISH LITERATURE---MANY ARE LOVEABLE ROGUES. THE FOLLOWING LINCOLN QUOTE COMES RIGHT OUT OF SHAKESPEARE "KNAVERY AND FLATTERY ARE BLOOD RELATIONS." LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICTED INVESTORS ARE THE EASY CUSHIONS ON WHICH J.P.MORGAN AND GOLDMAN SACHS REPOSE AND FATTEN. LET US HOPE THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS STUDIED SHAKESPEARE----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#1 - FRED WINTZET - 01/29/2011 - 00:04
ok fred your a little obsessed with this chick. She's fucking sexy but you posted 120 comments! Btw i would love to find out her last name to watch another one of her pornos
#2 - Ryan Benz - 03/15/2012 - 11:58
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY?MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I AM ABOUT TO WATCH YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME AND WILL PROBABLY GO TO BED WITH AN ERECT TONGUE. I JUST CHECKED THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BETTING ODDS AND THANK GOD OBAMA IS STILL PROJECTED TO BEAT THE VULGAR USED CAR SALESMAN. THE LOOTERS AND MOOCHERS ARE ABOUT TO PULL ONE OVER ON THE BILLIONAIRES. AS JEFF FOXWORTHY ONCE SAID "IF YOU BELIEVE 36 BILLIONAIRES CONTRIBUTED OVER $1 MILLION APIECE TO MITT ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN TO LOWER THE TAXES OF MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS==='YOU MIGHT BE A MONGOLIAN IDIOT'".
#3 - FRED WINTZER - 10/31/2012 - 15:33
GORGEEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS: NOW THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FOUR YEARS OF ROMNESIA AND THE RETURN OF THE WALL STREET SLIME-HEADS, IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO THE DEMISE OF RECALCITRANT GEORGE. OH! HOW MANY TORMENTS LIE IN THE SMALL CIRCLE OF A WEDDING RING? MARRIAGE IS AN EVIL, BUT IT IS A NECESSARY EVIL. AS ARISTOTLE PUT IT--"THE FAMILY IS ONE OF NATURE'S MASTERPIECES." SINCE WOMEN NEED CHILDREN AND THE MAN IS MERELY A MEANS; EVERY WOMAN SHOULD MARRY AND NO MAN. BEAUTIFUL(CRAFTY)ANGEL: REMEMBER THAT LOVE IS BORN THROUGH APPETITE,LIVES THROUGH HUNGER AND DIES THROUGH SURFEIT. HOPE AND FEAR ARE THE TWO EMOTIONS THAT KEEP LOVE ALIVE. DANGLE SOME FREE AND EASY PUSSY UNDER GEORGE'S SNOUT; THEN FUCK HIM AND DON'T GIVE HIM NONE.REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM NINON DE LENCLOS--"IT TAKES MORE INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE LOVE THAN TO WAGE WAR."----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#4 - FRED WINTZER - 11/08/2012 - 10:37
PULCHRITUDINOUS ISHTAR WITH THE SPUNKY SAPOROUS CLITORIS----IN TODAYS HUFFINGTON POST THERE IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE CLOONEY IN WHICH HIS SISTER(ADELIA ZEIDLER) STATES THAT "I WOULD SAY THAT HE(GEORGE) PROBABLY WILL NOT GET MARRIED--I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS 'WELL WARREN BEATTY SAID HE'D NEVER GET MARRIED AND THEN HE MET ANNETTE BENING'--BUT THATS THE ONLY EXAMPLE PEOPLE CAN THINK OF,SO IT DOESN'T BODE TOO WELL."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU AND I KNOW OF AT LEAST THREE OTHER EXAMPLES: (1)PIERRE CURIE (2) THE CHEVALIER DE BOUFFERS AND (3) HOGGIE UNGLEBOWER.---THANKS TO "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE, GEORGE CLOONEY IS AT LOT LIKE GEORGE FOREMAN(BEFORE THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE)---HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A GOOD TUSSLE. IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN LIKE GEORGE COVET A THING IT IS ONLY NECESSARY TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN. THERE IS A CHARM ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN THAT MAKES IT UNSPEAKABLY DESIRABLE. MEN WILL ALWAYS STRIVE AFTER THE FORBIDDEN AND COVET WHAT IS DENIED THEM. IN 2009 CHRISTIES SOLD A PAINTING THAT ILLUSTRATES THE PROPER WAY TO PUT A GUY LIKE GEORGE ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER---"THE COURTSHIP" BY VINCENZO CABIANCA. FOXY SCOUNDREL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS.
#5 - FRED WINTZER - 11/09/2012 - 10:29
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT FELIX FRIEDRICH ENDE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU HOODWINK "RECALCITRANT GEORGE" ONTO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER----PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD TAKE NOTICE OF WILLIAM BLACK'S RECENT OBSERVATION--"WE HAVE NOW THE GREATEST EPIDEMIC OF ELITE WHITE-COLLAR CRIME IN HISTORY" AND MANY OF THESE CRIMINALS WERE AMONG THE 42 BILLIONAIRES THAT DONATED $34 MILLION TO MITT ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN AND SUPER-PACS. DURING THE PAST 30 YEARS FINANCE(DEFINED AS PASSING MONEY FROM HAND TO HAND UNTIL IT FINALLY DISSAPEARS) HAS DOUBLED AS A PERCENTAGE OF GDP. TWENTY ONE PERCENT OF THE MEN ON THE FORBES 400 LIST DERIVE THEIR WEALTH FROM FINANCIAL SERVICES AND HEDGE FUNDS AND THESE SLIMEHEADS ARE THE TRUE RANDIAN "LOOTERS AND MOOCHERS". A LIFETIME SPENT ON WALL STREET WITHOUT TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION IS LIKE BEING A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN(ONLY MORE DIFFICULT). NEVER FORGET THAT THE FILM "INSIDE JOB" COST $20 TRILLION TO MAKE.----ALL MY LOVE TO THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#6 - FRED WINTZER - 11/13/2012 - 11:03
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY SUCCULENT CLITORIS---LOVE MAY BE DEFINED AS A LIITLE FOOLISHNESS AND A LOT OF CURIOSITY---IT BEGINS WITH A MUTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING AND DEVELOPES INTO A FORM OF INSANITY--CURABLE BY MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE BEGINS WITH A PRINCE KISSING AN ANGEL. IT ENDS WITH A BALDHEADED MAN LOOKING ACROSS THE TABLE AT A FAT WOMAN.---IN TODAYS HUFFINGTON POST THERE IS ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT MISERABLE WAGES PAID BY WALL MART TO IT'S STORE LEVEL EMPLOYEES. APPARENTLY THE BONEHEADS AT THE TOP OF CORPORATE AMERICA HAVE FORGOTTEN THE SAGE ADVISE OF HENRY FORD--"THERE IS ONE RULE FOR THE INDUSTRIALIST AND THAT IS: MAKE THE BEST QUALITY OF GOODS AT THE LOWEST COST POSSIBLE PAYING THE 'HIGHEST WAGES POSSIBLE'."---PAYING SHITY WAGES IS BAD/STUPID BUSINNESS. PEOPLE NEVER DO ANYTHING WELL UNTIL THEY CEASE TO THINK ABOUT THE MANNER OF DOING IT. THIS OCCURS WHEN A PERSON DOES THE SAME THING IN THE SAME WAY OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE/SHE CONVERTS THE CONSCIOUS INTO THE SUB-CONSCIOUS(HABIT FORMATION). EXCELLENCE IS NOT A SINGULAR ACT, BUT A HABIT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU REPEATEDLY DO. ACCORDING TO A 1974 STUDY BY THE "BOSTON CONSULTUNG GROUP" ENTITLED "THE EXPERIENCE CURVE(A STUDY MITT ROMNEY NEGLECTED TO READ WHILE HE WORKED THERE)"---COSTS OF VALUE ADDED DECLINE APPROXIMATELY 20-30% IN REAL TERMS EACH TIME ACCUMULATED EXPERIENCE DOUBLES". THESE COSTS DECLINES ARE LARGELY ATTRIBUTABLE TO LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AT THEIR JOBS. DURING THE PAST 30 YEARS(THANKS TO OUR TRADE DEFICITS) AMERICA HAS BEEN MOVING SIMPLE MANUFATURING JOBS OVERSEAS AND AND KEEPING COMPLICATED RETAIL JOBS HERE. THE JOB OF A WALL MART STORE CLERK IS FAR MORE COMPLICATED THAN THE JOB OF AN ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER.A RECENT STUDY BY BLISS AND ASSOCIATES ENTITLED "THE COST OF EMPLOYEE TURNOVER" FOUND THAT THE TYPICAL COST OF AN EMPLOYEE LEAVING A FIRM WAS EQUAL TO AT LEAST THE ANNUAL COMPENSATION OF THAT EMPLOYEE. ----- THE BIGGEST PROBLEM FACING AMERICA AS WE ENTER THE 21ST CENTURY IS THE LOWW LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE FOUND AMONG AMERICAN C.E.O.'S.----READ WHAT PETER DRUCKER AND WALTER BENNIS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THESE BONEHEADS.---SWEET DREAMS TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#7 - FRED WINTZER - 11/17/2012 - 11:20
VOLUTUOUS VENUS OF THE MULTITUDINOUS SPELLBINDING FEMALE ORGASIMS---I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADEMA'S PAINTING "PLEADING" WHICH IS THE STORY OF A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM(A LOST ART)---FOR MOST MEN WORTH CATCHING: THE CHASE IS EXCITING,WAR IS EXCITING, AND COURTSHIP IS EXCITING---STOLEN KISSES ARE ALWAYS SWEETER AND THINGS FORBIDDEN HAVE A SECRET CHARM----- I JUST FINISHED READING ANNE C. HELLER'S EXCELLENT BIOGRAPHY "AYN RAND"(ATTILA THE HEN)---THIS WOMAN DEVOTED HER WHOLE LIFE TO ONE OF THE OLDEST EXERCISES IN MORAL PHILOSOPHY; THAT IS A SUPERIOR MORAL JUSTIFICATION FOR SELFISHNESS.---THE TWO FAMOUS HEROES OF HER NOVELS: JOHN GALT AND HOWARD ROARK RESEMBLE NORA ROBERTS TWO FAMOUS MALE CHARACTERS: THE ALOOF ARISTOCRAT COUNT CHRISTOPHE DE KERGALLEN AND JACK REDMAN(HALF APACHE AND ALL MAN)---IN OTHER WORDS, AYN RAND'S COLLOSAL BRAIN NEVER LEFT PUBERTY----HER PHILOSPHY OF LIFE MIGHT WORK FOR LEOPARDS AND TIGERS, BUT CAN CAUSE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR SOCIAL ANIMALS----BETWEEN 45,000 AND 10,000 B.C. OUR ANCESTORS,CRO-MAGNON MAN, WERE BIG GAME HUNTERS(BRIAN FAGAN"CRO-MAGNON")---- TO VISUALIZE HOW WE MADE A LIVING BACK THEN GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE: LIONS KILLING ELEPHANT AND WOLVES HUNTING BISON----AFTER YOU HAVE WATCHED THESE TWO VIDEOS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND NAPOLEAN BONEPART'S FAMOUS COMMENT "THE FOOTSOLDIERS WIN THE BATTLES AND THE GENERALS GET THE CREDIT"----THE GREAT GIFT OF SOCIAL ANIMALS IS THAT THEY HAVE THE POWER OF EMPATHY. THEY CAN SENSE A MYSTERIOUS CONNECTION TO OTHER MEMBERS OF THEIR SPECIES----SUPERIOR WANT OF CONCIENCE IS WHAT ATTRACTS CERTAIN PEOPLE TO "ATTILA THE HEN" AND AS AESOP POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO "THE SMALLER THE MIND THE GREATER THE CONCEIT"----OBAMA HAS SAVED US FROM BEING RULED BY THESE LINTHEADS FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AND HOPEFULLY MUCH LONGER.----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.
#8 - FRED WINTZER - 11/18/2012 - 11:44
VOLUPTUOUS LORELEI OF THE 1001 ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE WILLIAM JOY'S PAINTING--"A DINNER OF HERBS" AND THINKING OF THE DAY RECALCITRANT GEORGE WALKS THE PLANK----SINCE HIS LAST MARRIAGE, GEORGE HAS BEEN SLIDING ALONG ON A PATH WELL GREASED FOR HIS CONVENIENCE BY "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE----WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE HIM TO "SONG OF SOLOMON"----"LOVE IS STRONG AS DEATH,ITS JEALOUSY AS SEVERE AS THE GRAVE"----TO GET A FEEL FOR WHAT THE "RECALCTRANT ONE" IS GOING TO ENDURE READ CATULLUS'S(84-54BC) POEM "LESBIA"---AS JOSEPH ADDISON ONCE OBSERVED "THOSE MARRIAGES GENERALLY ABOUND MOST WITH LOVE AND CONSTANCY THAT ARE PRECEEDED BY A LONG COURTSHIP"----HOPE AND FEAR ARE THE TWO EMOTIONS WHICH MUST BE MAINTAINED AT A HIGH LEVEL TO KEEP LOVE ALIVE---HOPE AND FEAR ARE INSEPARABLE. THERE IS NO HOPE WITHOUT FEAR NOR ANY FEAR WITHOUT HOPE----LOVE IS A CREDULOUS THING AND THE MIND OF THE LOVER ADORS THE UNKNOWN.IT LOVES IMAGES WHOSE MEANING IS UNKNOWN----AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED, THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS IS ONE OF THE FEW ANIMALS ON THE PLANET THAT HAS SEX WITHOUT AN ELABORATE COURTSHIP(IS THERE ANYTHING IN LIFE SO DISENCHANTING AS ATTAINMENT)----YESTERDAY I GOOGLED UP "THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ANIMAL COURTHIP" AND FOUND THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN THE "JOURNAL OF NANOBIOTECHNOLOGY"---"CONTRIBUTION OF OCNOEYTES AND PHENOMONES TO COURTSHIP BEHAVOIR IN DROSOPHILIA"----AMERICAN WOMEN COULD LEARN MORE ABOUT SEX WATCHING FRUITFLIES THAN READING "COSMOPOLITAN"----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT AMERICAN C.E.O.'S ARE BACK AT THE TROUGH("FIX THE DEBT COALITION")----SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE ADORED THEIR LEADER--JAMIE DIMON---"I AM BEWITCHED WITH THE ROGUE'S COMPANY. IF THE RASCAL HAVE NOT GIVEN ME MEDICINE TO MAKE ME LOVE HIM, I'IL BE HANGED"---LETS PRAY THAT OBAMA DOES NOT FALL FOR THIS SLIMEHEAD'S SNAKEOIL.-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#9 - FRED WINTZER - 11/20/2012 - 11:17
GORGEOUS APHRODITE---UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT SIR EDWARD JOHN POYNTER'S PAINTING "LESBIA WITH HER SPARROW" AND THINKING ABOUT CATULLUS AND THE ENTIRE GENRE OF LOVE EULOGY POETRY---IN THESE POEMS A LOVER EXPRESSES THE ENTIRE RANGE OF EMOTIONS RELATED TO THAT ANCIENT PSYCHOSIS OF LOVE(A GRAVE MENTAL ILLNESS)---THE EMOTIONS RANGE FROM LYRICAL ROMANCE TO BITTER DESPAIR-----LOVE IS AN EMOTION THAT IS BASED ON AN OPINION OF WOMEN THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THEM----WHEN A MAN BECOMES FAMILIAR WITH HIS GODDESS,SHE QUICKLY SINKS INTO A WOMAN----TODAY'S HUFFPOST HAS A SHORT ARTICLE ON A MONOGAMUS MAGELLANIC PENGUIN COUPLE(16 YEARS)---GOOGLE UP MAGELLANIC PENGUIN COURTSHIP VIDEO TO DISCOVER HOW THE FEMALE HOODWINKED THE MALE INTO SLAVERY(A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM)----WE ARE GOING TO TAKE RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MORE WE SEE OF THE MONIED CLASS THE BETTER WE UNDERSTAND THE GUILLOTINE----GOOGLE UP BILL MOYER'S 3/9/12 INTERVIEW WITH DAVID STOCKMAN(CRONY CAPITALISM) AND THEN READ THE WIKIPAEDIA ARTICLE ON "FOR PROFIT COLLEGES"----THIS TAXPAYER FUNDED BOONDOGGLE HAS PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN CREATING $1 TRILLION IN STUDENT LOANS AND POSSIBLY RUINING THE LIVES OF MANY YOUNG PEOPLE----THESE ONLINE SCHOOLS COST MORE THAN PUBLIC COLLEGES AND PRIVATE NON PROFIT COLLEGES(BUS ADM--$32,665---$2,870---$28,830)AND IN MANY CASES THE DIPLOMAS ARE WORTHLESS---TO GET AN IDEA WHAT THEY SHOULD COST READ THE 1/23/10 GATESNOTE ON THE TEACHING COMPANY'S GREAT COURSES AND KEEP IN MIND A YEAR'S WORTH OF THESE COURSES COSTS BETWEEN $800-$1,000----100 YEARS FROM NOW WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO REVIEW THE 31 YEARS OF REAGONOMICS(1981-2012) THE BOOK THEY WILL PROBABLY TURN TO FIRST IS ANDY BOROWITZ'S SMALL CLASSIC "WHO MOVED MY SOAP--THE CEO'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING IN PRISON"----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR SPUNKY/SAPORAS CLITORIS
#10 - FRED WINTZER - 11/21/2012 - 11:08
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL-----HATRED OF WEALTHY REPUBLICANS IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM AND VIRTUE----I AM SURE THAT YOU FOUND MITT ROMNEY'S COMMENTS REFERRING TO THE 47% WHO DON'T PAY INCOME TAXES AS "PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT HAS RESPONSIBILY TO CARE FOR THEM" OFFENSIVE----WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF ROMNEY'S LARGEST SUPPORTERS---GENERAL ELECTRIC CORP---DIDN'T PAY INCOME TAXES, I AM SURE YOU WERE BEWILDERED----LAST NIGHT I WAS READING AESOP'S FABLES FOR CHILDREN(1919) AND STUMBLED ACROSS THE FABLE THAT EXPLAINS MITT'S BIZARRE BEHAVIOR--#123 "THE ANIMALS AND THE PLAGUE"----THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXECUTIVE SUMMARY OF THIS FABLE---"ONCE UPON A TIME A SEVERE PLAGUE RAGED AMONG THE ANIMALS(MANY DIED)....AT LAST THE LION CALLED A COUNCIL...'THE GODS HAVE PUNISHED US FOR OUR SINS....THEREFORE THE MOST GUILTY MUST BE OFFERED IN SACRIFICE'.... SAID THE LION 'I CONFESS I HAVE BEEN GREEDY AND HAVE DEVOURED MANY SHEEP,GOATS,BULLS AND EVEN ATE UP A SHEPHERD'....YOUR MAJESTY 'SAID THE FOX' YOU HAVE DONE THEM A GREAT HONOR BY EATING THEM.....THEN THE FOX,THE TIGER,THE BEAR AND THE WOLF ALL CONFESSED THEIR SINS AND WERE DECLARED VERY SAINT-LIKE AND INNOCENT..... WHEN THE LOWLY ASS CONFESSED TO EATING A LITTLE GRASS FROM A PRIEST'S FIELD, ALL THE BEASTS AGREED THAT HERE WAS THE CULPRIT AND HE WAS SACRIFICED TO THE GODS." THE MORAL OF THIS TALE "THE WEAK ARE MADE TO SUFFER FOR THE MISDEEDS OF THE POWERFUL"----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF REPUBLICANS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN CONSERVING WISDOM LITERATURE THAT WAS WRITTEN DOWN 2,600 YEARS AGO, THEN WHAT IS IT THAT CONSERVATIVES ARE INTERESTED IN CONSERVING?----IN HIS PLAY "KNIGHTS(400BC), ARISTOPHANES REFERRED TO THE WEALTIEST MAN IN ATHENS AS A "SHAMELESS MARKET RASCAL WITH NO EDUCATION"-----WEALTHY REPUBLICANS ARE NOT CONSERVATIVES; THEY ARE RASCALS WITH NO EDUCATION-----AS JOSE MARTI ONCE SAID "A SELFISH MAN IS A THIEF"
#11 - FRED WINTZER - 11/22/2012 - 10:36
BEWITCHING APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT FELIX FRIEDERICH ENDE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN MEN WERE WOMEN'S PLAYTHINGS AND WOMEN WERE THE DEVIL'S---- IN A 1948 ARTICLE ENTITLED "ANYTHING BUT LOVE" ELIZABETH HAWES REMINDED THE READERS OF "LADIES HOME JOURNAL" THAT--"OF ALL THE LABOR SAVING DEVICES EVER INVENTED FOR WOMEN,NONE HAS EVER BEEN SO POPULAR AS THE DEVOTED MALE"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE'S MARRIED AND THEN HE'S FINISHED"-----I RECENTLY REVISITED PBS FRONTLINE'S INTERVIEW WITH MARTIN FELDSTEIN ENTITLED "INSIDE THE MELTDOWN" IN WHICH FELSTEIN INFORMED US THAT "NOT SINCE THE 30'S HAVE WE SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS"---THESE COMMENTS ARE SOMEWHAT IRONIC SINCE FELDSTEIN WAS REAGON'S CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR 1982-84 AND THE MAJOR ARCHITECT OF FINANCIAL DEREGULATION----WE OFTEN THINK OF THE EXPERIMENTS OF PARTICLE PHYSICS AND SPACE EXPLORATION AS BEING EXTRAORDINARILY EXPENSIVE AND SO THEY ARE. BUT THEIR COSTS ARE AS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE COSTS OF TAKING ADVICE FROM PROMINANT ECONOMISTS. NEVER HAS A SCIENCE OR PSEUDO SCIENCE BEEN SO GENEROUSLY INDULGED AND NEVER HAVE EXPERIMENTS LEFT IN THEIR WAKE MORE WRECKAGE AND UNPLEASANT SURPRISES----THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT GOES "NEVER TEAR DOWN A FENCE UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHY IT WAS PUT UP"----TO UNDERSTAND THE FENCE BUILT AROUND WALL STREET AFTER THE DEPRESSION ALL MARTIN FELDSTEIN HAD TO DO WAS READ AN ARTICLE IN THE ENCLYPAEDIA AMERICANS ENTITLED "PANICS-----UNFORTUNATELY THE MAIN FUNCTION OF ECONOMISTS LIKE FELDSTEIN HAS BEEN TO EXPLAIN TO THE PRIVILEGED CLASS THAT THEIR POSITION WAS MORALLY RIGHT AND WAS NECESSARY FOR THE WELFARE OF THE NATION---- ACCORDING TO THE "OXFORD ADVANCED LEARNERS DICTIONARY" THE DEFINITION OF A PUMPKIN IS "A GOURD LIKE SQUASH OF THE GENUS COCURBITA AND THE FAMILY COCUUMBITACEAC ABOUT AS LARGE AND WISE AS AN ECONOMIST'S HEAD"-----I HOPE YOUR ADORABLE CLIORIS HAD A ORGASIM FILLED THANKSGIVING
#12 - FRED WINTZER - 11/24/2012 - 13:45
GOERGEOUS/STUPEFYING APHRODITE----I AM LOOKING AT EDMUND BLAIR LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "THE LOVE LETTER" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES;WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EARS----MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WOMAN; WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH LOVE(EDMUND ROSTAND'S "CYRANNO DE BERGERAC")-----WHEN A FOOL LIKE HELEN GURLEY BROWN THROWS A STONE INTO A WELL IT CAN TAKES HUNDREDS OF WISE WOMEN YEARS TO GET IT OUT AGAIN----THANKS THE "COSMOPOLITAN" MILLIONS OF WOMEN HAVE EXCHANGED LOVE LETTERS FOR THE "ORGASIM GAP"----AS PLATO ONCE SAID "AT THE TOUCH OF LOVE EVERY MAN BECOMES A POET"----"WHAT IS IT THAT LOVE DOES TO A WOMAN? WITHOUT SHE ONLY SLEEPS;WITH IT ALONE SHE LIVES"(OVID)------RECENTLY PAUL KRUGMAN ACCUSED CNBC OF BEING BAD FOR YOUR FINANCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL HEALTH----I COULDN'T AGREE MORE----THIS TELEVISION STATION IS A FOOLS TRAP WHERE THE CUNNING,LIKE SPIDERS, LAY IN AMBUSH FOR THE FLIES -----IN 2009 CNBC'S TELEVANGELIST JIM CRAMER WROTE A BOOK ENTITLED "GETTING BACK TO EVEN"----IN MAY OF 2012 CRAMER POUNDED ON THE TABLE AND TOLD THE CRAMEAMERICANS TO LOAD UP ON THE "FACEBOOK" IPO----HE DID THIS INSPITE OF THE FACT THAT HE(AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE KNOW) WAS PERFECTLY AWARE THAT THE DEAL WAS IN TROUBLE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A DEMON TOOK A MONKEY TO WIFE--THE RESULT,BY GRACE OF GOD, WAS A STOCKBROKER----THE STOCKMARKET HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE SINCE 2000 AND WILL CONTINUE TO TREAD WATER FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 5-8 YEARS----PROSPERITY IS A PERIOD OF SELF-FULLFILLING OPTIMISM WHERE PEOPLE BUY THINGS THEY CAN'T AFFORD(SHOP TILL YOU DROP)---DURING THE PERIOD 1985 TO 2007 U.S. HOUSEHOLD DEBT/GDP ROSE FROM 50% TO 97%----IT HAS BEEN DECLINING SINCE 2007, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO----THE S&P PE RATIO IS STILL ABOVE IT'S LONG TERM MEDIAN AND THE LONG TERM DOW/GOLD RATIO STILL SAYS GOLD SHOULD CLIMB TO AT LEAST $5,000-----DON'T WATCH CNBC AND YOU WILL HAVE LOTS OF TIME FOR BREATH-TAKING FEMALE ORGASIMS---600 TRILLION KISSES TO THAT ADORABLE LITTLE VARMIT---YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS
#13 - FRED WINTZER - 11/25/2012 - 09:45
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE MOREAU'S PAINTING "SAMSON AND DELILAH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY "RECALCITRANT GEORGE" ATTEMPTS TO FALL INTO YOUR ARMS AND FALLS INTO YOUR PREHENSIL HANDS----LAST NIGHT I WATCHED A MAGNANIMOUS SOLILOQUY BY THE "WIZARD OF OOZE"----JAMIE DIMON'S ADDRESS TO THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL'S 2009 CLASS OF MBA'S------DURING THE SPEECH JAMIE TOLD THE LARVAL MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE TO STUDY SHAKESPEARE'S "KING LEAR"; WHICH I FOUND AMUSING SINCE MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THAT PLAY IS --"I WANT THAT GLIB AND OILY ART TO SPEAK AND PURPOSE NOT."-----JAMIE DIMON IS THE NAPOLEAN OF WALL STREET CRIME AND ONE OF THE 20TH CENTURY'S GREATEST HYPOCRITES-----OF ALL FORMS OF VILLANY NONE IS MORE TO BE DESPISED THAN THAT OF THE HYPOCRITE. WHO AT THE MOMENT HE IS MOST FALSE TAKES CARE TO APPEAR MOST VIRTUOUS.-----LISTEN TO JAMIE'S 20 MINUTE TALK AT HARVARD AND WHILE LISTENING REMEMBER THAT JP MORGAN IS A PIONEER AND LEADER IN THE INFAMOUS GLOBAL DERIVATIVES MARKET WHICH HAS PLUNGED THE ENTIRE PLANET INTO A PROLONGED DEPRESSION-----HUMAN NATURE HASN'T CHANGED ONE IOTA IN AT LEAST 60,000 YEARS AND IT IS COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT SCOUNDRELS JUST LIKE JAMIE WERE PLYING THEIR TRADE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO----"A FACE SHAPED LIKE LOTUS PETALS,A VOICE AS COOL AS SANDALWOOD,A HEART LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND EXCESSIVE HUMILITY; THESE ARE THE SIGNS OF A ROGUE."--SANSKRIT PROVERB-----IT IS INEXUSABLE FOR SCIENTISTS TO TORTURE ANIMALS; LET THEM MAKE THEIR EXPERIMENTS ON WALL STREET OPERATORS-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#14 - FRED WINTZER - 11/26/2012 - 09:43
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FOXY/AMOROUS CLITORIS----NEXT TO GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SEX LIES AT THE ROOT OF A WOMAN'S LIFE----AS HAVELOCK ELLIS POINTED AOUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO, COURTSHIP IS A NATURAL AND NECESSARY PRELIMINAY TO EVERY ACT OF COITUS---THE "CUECA"(YOUTUBE--CHILEAN DANCE CUECA) IS A FOLK COURTSHIP DANCE WHERE THE DANCING COUPLE PURSUE AND RETREAT ABOUT EACH OTHER---IT IS THE JOB OF THE FEMALE TO WRITE THE COURTSHIP SCRIPT----A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER YIELD BY APPOINTMENT---NOTHING IS PLEASANT THAT IS NOT SPICED WITH VARIETY AND THE FUNCTION OF THE COURSHIP RITUAL IS TO DEEPEN MYSTERY----WE ALL WANT PROGRESS, BUT IF YOUR ON THE WRONG ROAD PROGRESS MEANS DOING AN ABOUT TURN AND WALKING BACK TO THE RIGHT ROAD----IN 1784 THOMAS JEFFERSON(NOTES ON THE STATE OF VIRGINIA) OUTLINED AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM DESIGHNED TO DIFFUSE KNOWLEDGE THROUGH THE MASS OF PEOPLE AND RAKE THE 20 BEST GENIUSES ANNUALLY FROM THE RUBBISH----IN 1976 RONALD DORE PUBLISHED HIS SMALL CLASSIC "DIPLOMA DISEASE" DESCRIBING HOW AMERICA HAD DISTORTED JEFFERSON'S PLAN AND CONVERTED EDUCATION INTO SCHOOLING----IN SCHOOLING KNOWLEDGE IS NOT SOUGHT FOR ITS OWN SAKE BUT FOR WHAT SOCIOLOGIST STARTED TO CALL "CREDENTALLING" OR FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCING IT ON AN EXAMINATION----AS LEONARDO DA VINCI POINTED OUT 500 YEARS AGO,THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY--"STUDY WITHOUT DESIRE SPOILS THE MEMORY AND IT REATAINS NOTHING THAT IT TAKES IN"---LEONARDO DA VINCI----TODAY 'RELUCANT SCHOOLING' IS A NECESSARY RITUAL ACQUISTION OF QUALIFICATION FOR MOST WELL PAYING JOBS----THE LATEST RAMIFICATION OF THIS NONESENSE IS THE $400 BILLION HIGHER EDUCATION BOONDOGGLE COVERED IN PBS FRONTLINE'S "COLLEGE INC(2010)"----AS THEY SAY AT STRAYER UNIVERSITY--"TRY NOT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATIONAL"---THE HUMAN MIND IS NOT A VESSEL TO BE FILLED,BUT A FIRE TO BE KINDLED----A SENSE OF CURIOSITY IS NATURES ORIGINAL SCHOOL OF EDUCATION---THE ONLY REALLY EDUCATED PEOPLE ARE SELF EDUCATED(ISSAC ASIMOV)---- A YOUNG PERSON COULD GET A FAR BETTER EDUCATION TAKING 32 OF THE TEACHING COMPANY'S "GREAT COURSES"(TOTAL COST $3-4,000) THAN SPENDING FOUR YEARS AT AN IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE(TOTAL COST $150,000-$200,000)---"IF IGNORANCE EVER REACHES $40 A BARREL,I WANT DRILLING RIGHTS ON GEORGE W. BUSH'S HEAD(YALE 1968--HARVARD 1975)---JIM HIGHTOWER-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#15 - FRED WINTZER - 11/29/2012 - 11:28
INCOMPARABLE KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY GALAXY----I AM LOOKING AT SIR FRANK DICKEE'S PAINTING "THE END OF THE QUEST" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT AMERICAN WOMEN WOULD BE WISE TO STUDY 11TH CENTURY "COURTLY LOVE" THAT DEVELOPED AROUND THE COURT OF ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE----SINCE MARRIAGE AT THE TIME HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH LOVE, COURTLY LOVE WAS A WAY FOR THE NOBILITY TO EXPLORE EMOTIONS NOT FOUND IN MARRIAGE----MUCH OF THE STRUCTURE AND SENTIMENTS OF COURTLY LOVE REFER TO EMOTIONAL LOVE VERSUS SEX AND INVOLVED SHORT TRYSTS IN SECRET,WHICH ESCALATED MENTALLY, BUT NOT PHYSICALLY----THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUEL FOR COURTLY LOVE WAS OVID'S "ARS AMATORIA" WRITTEN IN 2AD----MOST OF OVID'S ADVICE TO WOMEN IS APPLICABLE IN ANY DAY AND AGE. FORINSTANCE,HE ADVISES WOMEN TO MAKE THEIR LOVERS ARTIFICIALLY JEALOUS AND TO INJECT A LEVEL OF FOREBODING INTO THE AFFAIR----IN COURTLY LOVE, THE HEART SEES WHAT IS INVISLBLE TO THE EYE AND THE LOVERS BECOME THE CHILDS OF ILLUSION-----PERHAPS THE MOST REVOLTING CREATURE TO SURFACE DURING THE PAST 35 YEARS IS FORMER G.E. CEO-- JACK WELCH----THE HEART NEVER GROWS BETTER BY AGE. A YOUNG KNAVE WILL BE A GREATER KNAVE AS HE GROWS OLDER-----THE JACK WELCH MANAGEMENT INSTITUTE IS A FRAUDULENT SCHEME TO HAVE AT THE $150 BILLION FEDERAL STUDENT LOAN PROGRAM----WELCH IS 77 YEARS OLD AND HAS A NET WORTH OF $750 MILLION----THE LAST WISH OF A GREEDY MAN WHILE LIFE REMAINS IS COVETOUS----THE GREEDY ARE ALWAYS NEEDY---- THE ADS FOR WELCH'S SCHOOL OUGHT TO BEGIN--- "HELLO SUCKER" ARE YOU READY TO LEAD?JACK WELCH REVOLUTIONIZED GLOBAL BUSINESS AND HE'S DOING THE SAME FOR EDUCATION---THIS ON-LINE SCHOOL IS GOING TO COST $30,000 PER YEAR AND FOR LITTLE OVER $150.00 YOU CAN BUY FROM AMAZON EVERY BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY AND ABOUT JACK WELCH-----THE DEAN OF THIS INSTITUTE IS DR. DANNY SZPIRO MBA,CMA,PHD(NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE) ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LIFE IS A SUCCESSION OF LESSONS WHICH MUST BE LIVED TO BE UNDERSTOOD---A PROVERB IS NO PROVERB UNTIL LIFE HAS ILLUSTRATED IT-----WECLCH IS ABOUT TO STICK IT TO BOTH THE SUCKERS WHO SIGN UP FOR SCHOOL AND THE TAXPAYER-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#16 - FRED WINTZER - 12/03/2012 - 11:53
LIBIDINOUS/RAVISHING KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE ANGEL WITH THE COLTISH/PIQUANT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT LORD FREDERICH LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "VENUS DISROBING" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT ILLUSION IS THE FIRST OF ALL PLEASURES----THE TRULY EROTIC SENSIBILITY IN EVOKING THE IMAGE OF WOMAN NEVER OMITS TO CLOTH HER---THE ROBING AND DISROBING THAT IS THE TRUE TRAFFIC OF LOVE-----STRIPTEASE( SLOW SENSUOUS UNDRESSING WITH SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE MOVEMENT) IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD----IN MYTH THERE IS A STRIPPING ASPECT IN THE ANCIENT SUMERIAN STORY OF THE DESCENT OF THE GODDESS INANNA INTO THE UNDERWORLD. AT EACH OF THE 7 GATES SHE REMOVES A GARMENT----AS CASSANOVA PUT IT OVER 200 YEARS AGO "WE KNOW THAT WHAT WE DON'T SEE IS SIMILIAR TO WHAT WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE--BUT WE ARE NOT SURE---WE ARE CURIOUS---AND SO WE CHASE AFTER A STRANGE WOMAN AS IF SHE WERE A TREASURE BEYOND COMPARE."---LOVE IS TWO THIRDS CURIOSITY.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THANKS TO YOU I AM WAISTING HOURS WATCHING LESBIAN POROGRAPHY----I HAVE DISCOVERED A YOUNG WOMAN ALMOST AS GORGEOUS AND LASCIVOUS AS YOU---GOOGLE UP "YOUTUBE--BRUNETTE GETS HORNEY DURING YOGA"----THIS ADORABLE LESBIAN EATS PUSSY ALMOST AS WELL AS I DO-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR FOXY CLITORIS
#17 - FRED WINTZER - 12/09/2012 - 11:17
RESPLENDANT/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVERIEGN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT GAIL POTOCKI'S PAINTING "FEMME FATALE' WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THAT OLD CELTIC PROVERB "NEVER TRUST A WOMAN,NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE"----IT IS RARE THAT ONE CAN SEE IN A LITTLE BOY THE PROMISE OF A MAN, BUT ONE CAN ALMOST ALWAYS SEE IN A LITTLE GIRL THE THREAT OF A WOMAN----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ETHICS MAKE LIFE POSSIBLE; AESTHETICS MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING--- IN NO COUNTRY(AMERICA) IS MONEY MORE ESTEEMED; IN NO COUNTRY(AMERICA) IS MONEY MORE AGGRESIVELY PERSUED AND IN NO COUNTRY DO WEALTHY PEOPLE ENJOY MONEY LESS----AMERICA KNOWS NOTHING OF FOOD,LOVE,OR ART----IF WOMEN LIKE ADORABLE KRISTIE DIDN'T EXIST, ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD WOULD HAVE NO MEANING.---- WHEN I GET MY FIRST $BILLION, YOU AND I WILL VISIT THE SANTA MARIA NOVELLA DISTRICT EMPLOYING A STRETCH LEMO TO CART OFF ALL YOUR LOOT-----IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN EXTREMELY WEALTHY ELDERLY GENTLEMAN WHO HAS NEVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,FINE CUISINE OR ART---RUN A FULL PAGE AD OMAHA WORLD HERALD-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU ARE AN INDEX AND PROLOGUE TO THE HISTORY OF LUST AND EROTIC THOUGHTS---TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#18 - FRED WINTZER - 12/10/2012 - 11:07
PULCHRITUDINOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT FRANZ VON STUCK\'S PAINTING OF \"SALOME\" AND THINKING ABOUT THE $1.4 TRILLION TOTAL NET WORTH OF THE \"FORBES 400\"----A WHILE BACK I MENTIONED A BRUNETTE LESBIAN THAT I THOUGHT WAS ALMOST AS ATTRACTIVE AND SALACIOUS AS SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----I HAVE NOW WATCHED MANY OF HER VIDEOS AND AM CONVINCED THAT SHE IS MORE LIBIDINOUS THAN YOU ARE AND EATS PUSSY BETTER THAN I DO---THIS DELECTABLE RASCAL(MALENA MORGAN) CAN DO MORE TRICKS WITH HER TONGUE THAN AN INVESTMENT BANKER CAN DO WITH A C.E.O.(LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WATCHED HER MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORIFICE IN YOUR ADORABLE KEISTER)----IN 1961 JOHN F. KENNEDY SAID \"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU--ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY\" AND ESTABLISHED THE PEACE CORP-----PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD MAKE A SIMILIAR REQUEST OF AMERICAN LESBIANS AND ESTABLISH THE LESBIAN\'S SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY----EVERY TIME A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN LIKE MALENA SPOTS A BILLIONAIRE ABUSING HIS MONEY IT IS HER PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM AND ADOPT IT----EXOTIC DANCERS HAVE BEEN DOING THINGS LIKE THIS FOR AT LEAST 6,000 YEARS----REMEMBER THAT A MAN IS HALF IN LOVE WITH ANY WOMAN WHO WILL LISTEN TO HIM AND LOVE IS A FORM OF TEMPORARY INSANITY----400 WEALTHY FOOLS ARE A GRIEVOUS BURDEN AND MALENA AND HER BAWDY FRIENDS SHOULD WRAP THEMSELVES IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND ABSCOUND WITH AS MUCH OF THIS $1.4 TRILLION AS POSSIBLE----THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT GOES \"TALK TO THE ORGAN GRINDER NOT TO THE MONKEY\".-- YESTERDAYS HUFF POST HAD A STORY ABOUT PROSECUTORS PLANNING TO ARREST TRADERS IN THE LIBOR MANIPULATION SCANDEL----WE HAVE BEEN PUNISHING WALL STREET MONKIES FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS---AS NAPOLEAN POINTED OUT 200 YEARS AGO \"THE ART OF POLICING IS TO PUNISH INFREQUENTLY AND SEVERELY\"----IF WE THREW JAMIE DIMON OR LLOYD BLANFEIN IN THE SHAWSHANK STATE PENITNTIARY FOR LIFE AND PUT HIM IN THE SAME CELL WITH LONG DONG SILVER, WHITE COLLAR CRIME WOULD DISSAPEAR OVERNIGHT----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#19 - FRED WINTZER - 12/13/2012 - 11:50
RAVISHING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE VENUS WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL REAR ASSEMBLY APERTURE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM---I AM LOOKING AT ARTHUR HOPKINS PAINTING \"HENRY V111 AND ANNE BOLEYN\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WE SHOULD SPEND AS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE AND THE LEMON SQUEEZER AS WE DO ABOUT GORGEOUS MALENA MORGAN\'S MAGIC TONGUE---GREAT LITERATURE EXPRESSES THE EMOTIONS OF ALL THE AGES WITH THE THOUGHT OF ITS OWN----ACCORDING TO MANY SURVEYS, CERVANTES\' \"DON QUIXOTE\" IS THE GREATEST NOVEL OF ALL TIME. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM THAT NOVEL EXPLAINS WHY IT TOOK HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES 30 YEARS TO PUT WARREN(IF YOU CAN\'T EAT IT; FUCK IT) BEATTY ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER---\"LOVE IN YOUNG MEN FOR THE MOST PART IS NOT LOVE BUT SEXUAL DESIRE,AND IT\'S ACCOMPLISHMENT IS THE END.----ONCE A WOMAN PARTS WITH HER VIRTUE, SHE LOSES THE ESTEEM OF THE MAN WHOSE VOWS AND TEARS WON HER TO ABANDON IT.\"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE RECALCITRANT GEORGE TO THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE AND CHIVALRIC ROMANCE. IN OTHER WORDS WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE RECALCITRANT ONE INTO A POET AS APPOSED TO A FORNICATOR(\"FLEE FORNICATION\"--CORINTHIANS)----ANDREAS CAPELLANUS, IN HIS DEFINITIVE 12TH CENTURY BOOK,\"THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE\", OUTLINES THE SIGNS AND SIGNALS THAT INDICATED THAT SUCH A LOVE GAME WAS UNDERWAY OR ON THE WANE. THE LONGEST GAME OF COURTLY LOVE,PLAYED OUT BEFORE ALL OF EUROPE, WAS UNDOUBTEDLY BETWEEN ANNE BOLEYN AND HENRY V111. YOU SHOULD ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH ALL THE RULES AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER VIOLATE RULE #XIV \"THE EASY ATTAINMENT OF LOVE MAKES IT OF LITTLE VALUE; DIFFICULTY OF ATTAINMENT MAKES IT PRIZED.\"----BARBARA TUCKMAN\'S 1987 BOOK \"DISTANT MIRROR\" IS ANOTHER GOOD SOURCE ON THIS LOST ART FORM.----REMEMBER THAT THE DEFINITION OF A HUSBAND IS \"ONE WHO HAVING DINED, IS CHARGED WITH CARE OF THE PLATE\"----POSSESION KILLS MALE DESIRE. REALIZATION SLAYS FANTASY AND TRANSFORMS THE WONDERFUL INTO THE COMMONPLACE.----IF YOUR ENCHANTED ORIFICE EVER COMES INTO CONTACT WITH MALENA\'S MAGIC TONGUE, PLEASE INTRODUCE THAT HEAVENLY SCOUNDREL TO \"THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY AND REMIND HER THAT A GREAT FORTUNE IN THE HANDS OF A FOOL IS A GREAT MISFORTUNE. LESBIANS ARE USUALLY NOT VERY GOOD AT MATH AND YOU MAY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT $1.4 TRILLION IS A LOT OF MONEY.----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR PRECIOUS CLITORIS.
#20 - FRED WINTZER - 12/15/2012 - 11:00
EXQUISITE/FERVID/SUBTLE KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MEZMERISING ORGASIMS-----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN COLLIER'S PAINTING "THE ABDUCTION OF GUINEVERE" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD----RULE #30 OF CAPELLANUS'S "THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE" STATES THAT " A TRUE LOVER IS CONSTANTLY AND WITHOUT INTERMISSION POSSESSED BY THE THOUGHT OF HIS BELOVED."----TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES, LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT OF YOU AND COMPOSED THE FOLLOWING POEM---"HEART OF MY HEART THE WORLD IS YOUNG AND LOVE LIES HIDDEN IN EVERY ROSE."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MOST EXCITING ATTRACTIONS ARE BETWEEN TWO OPPOSITES THAT NEVER MEET----NEVER FORGET WHAT MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE(1533-1592) OBSERVED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO "AS SOON AS WOMEN BELONG TO US, WE NO LONGER BELONG TO THEM."-----WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE READ CHECKHOV'S SHORT STORY "THE KISS". IT IS ABOUT THE RISE AND FALL OF FANTASY AND THE BIRTH,LIFE AND DEATH OF AN ILLUSION-----ALL MY LOVE TO THAT ADORABLE LITTLE RASCAL---YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS
#21 - FRED WINTZER - 12/18/2012 - 09:13
ALLURING/FOXY/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT LEONARDO DA VINCI'S PAINTING "LADY WITH A ERMINE" AND THINKING OF YOUR EXQUISITE PRHENSIL HANDS---HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR DELICATE/ARISTOCRATIC HANDS(THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM)----YESTERDAY I WAS WALKING THROUGH NORDSTROM AND NOTICED AN AD FOR MOSS LIPOW WOMEN'S SUNGLASSES($3,500) AND SAID TO MYSELF--"ASK NOT WHAT KRISTIE CAN DO FOR YOU--ASK HOW YOU CAN DO TO PROTECT KRISTIE'S BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES FROM THE SUN."----IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERESTIMATE THE INTELLIGENCE OF AMERICAN FEMALE CELBRITIES----IN THE 12/12/12 HUFFPOST I LEARNED THAT MEGAN FOX WANTS US ALL TO KNOW THAT SHE DOESN'T FLUSH THE TOILETTE-----WHAT I LOVE ABOUT SWEET/ADORABLE KRISTIE IS THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE LADIES ROOM SHE ONLY POWDERS HER GORGEOUS NOSE----LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER---LOVE( LIKE ART) IS BUT A CANVAS FOR OUR IMAGINATION---AS NIETSCHE PUT IT "LOVE IS A STATE IN WHICH A MAN SEES THINGS AS THEY MOST DECIDEDLY ARE NOT."----AMERICAN MEN WATCH WAY TO MUCH FOOTBALL BECAUSE OF WOMEN LIKE MEGAN FOX-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#22 - FRED WINTZER - 12/20/2012 - 11:07
RESPLENDENT/WILY/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE SCOUNDREL WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF NINON DE LENCLOS AND THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT ALEXANDRE FRANCOIS XAVIER SIGNALON'S PAINTING "THE YOUNG COURTESAN" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THAT ANCIENT FRENCH PROVERB--"HARES ARE CAUGHT WITH HOUNDS--FOOLS WITH FLATTERY--WOMEN WITH MONEY"---THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN(LIMBIC SYSTEM) CONTROLS ALL THE EMOTIONS RELATED TO SEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND ACCORDING TO JOSEPH LE DOUX("THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN"1998) THESE EMOTIONS OPERATE IN SOME PSYCHIC AND NEURAL SPACE THAT IS NOT READILY ACCESSED FROM CONSCIOUSNESS(NOTORIOUSLY DIFFICULT TO VERBALIZE)---THE COMMON ANCESTORS OF ALL REPTILES AND MAMMALS HAD A WELL DEVELOPED LIMBIC SYSTEM----THE LIMBIC SYSTEM IS HARD WIRED AND THUS SOME OF THE WIRING IS 300 MILLION YEARS OLD----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT FEMALES HAVE BEEN CAUGHT WITH MONEY FOR THE ENTIRE 300 MILLION YEAR PERIOD---GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH "IN COLD BLOOD---SIDE BLOTCHED LIZARD"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NEVER TRUST A FEMALE; NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE.----IN MY NEVER ENDING EFFORT TO CAPTURE SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE I AM NOW PILING THOUSANDS OF HOT ROCKS OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#23 - FRED WINTZER - 12/21/2012 - 10:01
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST INGRE'S PAINTING OF "COUNTESS D'HAUSSONVILLE" AND THINKING OF SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE. A MAN ADMIRES A WOMAN NOT FOR WHAT SHE SAYS,BUT FOR WHAT SHE LISTENS TO. AFTER A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN'S SILENCE THAT WHICH COMES NEAREST TO EXPRESING THE INEXPRESSIBLE IS MUSIC. A BEAUTY IS A WOMAN YOU NOTICE; A CHARMER IS ONE WHO NOTICES YOU. A WOMAN WHOSE SMILE IS OPEN AND WHOSE EXPRESSION IS GLAD HAS A KIND OF BEAUTY NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARS. BEAUTY IN DISTRESS IS MUCH THE MOST AFFECTING BEAUTY. THESE QUALITIES ARE WHAT GOETHE HAD IN MIND WHEN HE SAID "THE ETERNAL FEMININE DRAWS US UP."-----HAVE MANY ELECTRIFYING ORGASIMS THIS WEEKEND.
#24 - FRED WINTZER - 12/22/2012 - 11:11
RAVISHING/SALACIOUS/FOXY KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE COURBET'S PAINTING "THE WOMAN IN THE WAVES" AND THINKING THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, FRENCH LITERATURE HAS FAILED TO RUB OFF ON YOU. CITIES HAVE SEXES: LONDON IS A MAN, PARIS IS A WOMAN AND NEW YORK IS A TRANSEXUAL STOCK BROKER. AS THOMAS JEFFERSON ONCE SAID "A WALK ABOUT PARIS WILL PROVIDE LESSONS IN HISTORY, BEAUTY AND THE POINT OF LIFE." A RECENT POLL OF 15,000 WOMEN IN 20 COUNTRIES FOUND THAT MEN IN THE LATIN COUNTRIES WERE THE BEST LOVERS---AMERICAN,GERMAN AND ENGLISH MEN WERE THE WORST.----THE FRENCH HAVE TAKEN THE ART OF LOVE MAKING SERIOUSLY FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS. THE PRACTICE OF COURTLY LOVE DEVELOPED IN THE CASTLE LIFE OF FOUR REGIONS:AQUITINE,PROVENCE,CHAMPAGNE AND DUCAL BURGUNDY,FROM AROUND THE TIME OF THE FIRST CRUSADE(1099). THE LEADER OF THE MOVEMENT WAS A WOMAN--ELEANOR OF ACQUITAINE.---DURING THE 17TH CENTURY ANOTHER FRENCH WOMAN--NINON DE L'ENCLOS(1620-1705)--PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN LIFTING THE ART OF LOVE EVEN HIGHER.---AUTHOR,COUTESAN,PATRON OF THE ARTS--NINON'S DRAWING ROOM BECAME A CENTRE FOR THE DISCUSSION OF ALL MATTERS LITERARY AND PLAYED A ROLE IN THE CAREERS OF MOLIERE AND VOLTAIRE.----IN THE 19TH CENTURY HONORE DE BALZAC PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN THE FOUNDING OF THE REALISTIC MOVEMENT IN LITERATURE AND EXPLORED THE PSYCOLOGY OF SEX IN GREAT DETAIL IN HIS MAGNUS OPUS "THE HUMAN COMEDY".----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS OSCAR WILDE PUT IT "AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN HISTORY TO GO FROM BARBARISM TO DECADENCE WITHOUT CIVILIZATION IN BETWEEN". THE PSYCOLOGY OF SEX IS A VERY DEEP SUBJECT AND NOT WELL EXPLORED BY FOCUS GROUP INTERVIEWS. MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT.---READ LOTS OF FRENCH LITERATURE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#25 - FRED WINTZER - 12/23/2012 - 10:35
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS---AS WE APPROACH 2013, NEVER FORGET THAT WOMEN LOVE TO ANNOY THE MEN IN THEIR LIVES; BUT NOT BY GETTING FAT. ON 9/18/12 MICHELLE OBAMA APPEARED ON THE DR OZ SHOW AND REITERATED HER ASSERTION THAT OBESITY IS A NATIONAL SECURITY RISK. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH ONE OF THE BEST WEIGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAMS ON THE MARKET TODAY GOOGLE UP ---DR. DAVID HEBER(UCLA CENTER HUMAN NUTRITION) --HERBALIFE CELLULAR NUTRITION.---UNFORTUNATELY THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THIS COMPANY AND THE HUFFINTON POST IS BEING SUCKED INTO THE SCAM.---AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM POINTED OUT YEARS AGO " THE MEMORY OF THE FINANCIAL COMMUNITY IS PROVERBABLY AND DISTRESSINGLY SHORT."---APPARENTLY JANET TAVEKOLI HAS FORGOTTEN THAT ON 11/9/6 ---BILL ACKMAN ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS STILL BUYING BORDERS BOOK STORES STOCK AND PREDICTED THE STOCK WOULD BE SELLING AT $36 PER SHARE IN 18 MONTHS---HE PROCEEDED TO BANKRUPT THE COMPANY.---IF THE HUFFINGTON POST WANTS TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS ISSUE, THE PROPER PERSON TO CONSULT IS ANDREW WEIL, NOT JANET TAVEKOLI(SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE MARKET FOR NUTRITION PRODUCTS)-----HERBALIFE OPERATES IN 87 COUTRIES AND HAS MERELY 2.7 MILLION INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTORS(MOST OF WHOM WERE OVERWEIGHT AND REGULARILY USE THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS)----IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE THERE ARE 156 MILLION OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE AND 88 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE.----THE COMPANY HAS ONLY ONE PATENT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PATENT CHEMICALS FOUND IN NATURE(READ DR. DUKE'S "THE GREEN PHARMACY").----IF THE HUFFINGTON POST WOULD LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE HERBALIFE PRODUCT, READ ANDREW WEIL ON HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND THEN COMPARE HERBALIFE'S H3O TO GATERADE(THE MARKET FOR SPORTS DRINKS IS EQUAL TO HERBALIFE'S TOTAL SALES)----INSTEAD OF READING A 334 PAGE DOCUMENT WRITTEN BY A CRIMINAL DEGENERATE, JANET TRAVALOLI SHOULD READ A GOOD BIOGRAPHY OF JOE KENNEDY AND THEN STUDY THE UPTICK RULE---THE DROPPING OF WHICH HAS ENABLED IGNORANT PARASITES LIKE ACKMAN TO PREY ON PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES(CAPITAL IS DEAD LABOR WHICH, VAMPIRE LIKE, PREYS ON LIVING LABOR).----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I HOPE YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
#26 - FRED WINTZER - 12/26/2012 - 05:10
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WHO TAUGHT A GORILLA HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN---I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "VENUS ANADYOMENE" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS FACE AND PERFECT BODY----IT IS TRUE THAT WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE,BUT IF WE CAN READ WE CAN LIVE AS MANY LIVES AND AS MANY KINDS OF LIVES AS WE WISH.----YESTERDAY I STARTED TO READ SHEILA HALE'S EXCELLENT NEW BIOGRAPHY OF "TITIAN"----THIS BOOK WILL TAKE ME BACK TO 16TH CENTURY VENICE AND PUT ME INTO THE THICK OF THE ARTISTIC AND INTELLECTUAL LIFE OF THAT FASCINATING CITY AT ITS PEAK.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET IS A ROAD WITH A RIVER AT ONE END, A GRAVE YARD AT THE OTHER AND A KIDERGARTEN IN THE MIDDLE----IT IS A SEWER WITH SEVICE FROM THE WALDORF ASTORIA.----BILL ACKMAN AND DAVID EINHORN ARE LIVING PROOF OF THAT OLD PROVERB "THE SONS OF A GREEDY MAN WILL BE THIEVES."---THESE TWO SILVER SPOONS HAVE BEEN WAGING A SUCCESSFUL WAR AGAINST HERBALIFE'S STOCK SINCE MAY OF 2012 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WILL KEEP AT IT UP FOR QUITE A WHILE. TO REAQUAINT MYSELF WITH THIS COMPANY'S WEIGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAM YESTERDAY I GOOGLED UP "JIM POORE 402LB WEIGHT LOSS RECORD WITH HERBALIFE" AND FOUND THAT ACKMAN HAS SEEN TO IT THAT AT THE TOP OF EVERY HERBALIFE REQUEST IS "HERBALIFE-PYRAMID SCHEME?"--WITH THE TYPICAL WALL STREET DISCLAIMER.----FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE THE HEDGE FUNDS WILL TORTURE ANYBODY SILLY ENOUGH TO BUY THIS STOCK AND I AM SURE THEY WILL BE ABLE TO DRIVE ITS PRICE MUCH LOWER. IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO COMBAT A DAILY ASSAULT LIKE THIS AND OVER TIME INVESTORS WILL FLEE THE STOCK. I TOOK TWO COMPANIES PUBLIC IN THE 1980'S WHICH WERE BOTH BANKRUPTED BY THIS KIND OF NONESENSE(URCARCO--SILK GREENHOUSE)---YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY SOME HERBALIFE FORMULA I BEFORE THE COMPANY IS DESTROYED------AMAZON SELLS IT AND OF THE 94 REVIEWS 49 WERE 5 STAR AND 13 WERE 4 STAR----THE DEMISE OF THIS COMPANY WILL BE BAD NEWS FOR MICHELLE OBAMA'S WAR ON OBESITY. THANKS TO BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF FAST FOOD AND JUNK FOOD ADVERTIZING THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS HAS A HEAD FULL OF RUBBISH. THE HERBALIFE PROGRAM INVOLVES SALES REPS TALKING WITH THEIR CUSTOMERS ON A WEEKLY BASIS. THIS COMPANY WILL BE MISSED BUT ACKMAN AND EINHORN NEED THE MONEY SO WHAT CAN WE DO.----HERES WISHING YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
#27 - FRED WINTZER - 12/27/2012 - 10:06
GORGEOUS/LIBIDINOUS/FOXY KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF BALZAC WITH THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE SMITH'S PAINTING "COUNTRY COURTSHIP" AND THINKING OF TAMMARA WEBBER'S SAGE ADVICE TO WOMEN--"HE'S ALREADY CHASING YOU. NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP RUNNING. JUST NOT TO FAST."----TO AQUAINT YOURSELF WITH AN INTERESTING EXAMPLE OF THE LAW OF LOVE FOUND IN THE NATURAL WORLD GOOGLE UP DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S YOUTUBE "THE SHINGLEBACK". ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I FIND THE ACKMAN/HERBALIFE FIASCO FASCINATING AND PLAN TO FOLLOW IT DAILY. AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW, THE BRAINIEST MAN ON WALL STREET IS WARREN BUFFETT("TAP DANCING TO WORK"--WARREN BUFFETT ON PRACTICALLY EVERTHING"--CAROL LOOMIS)----ON 7/13/12 WARREN MADE THE FOLLOWING PRONOUNCEMENT "HEALTHCARE IS THE TAPEWORM OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY."---ON 11/13/12 DURING A CNBC SEGMENT ENTITLED COKE VS. PEPSI WITH WARREN BUFFETT, WALL STREET'S BRAINIEST MAN INTRODUCED THE "BUFFETT DIET".---- I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO COMPARE THE "BUFFETT DIET" WITH HERBALIFE'S SHAPEWORKS DIET. TO DO THIS PROPERLY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF NUTRIENT DENSITY==THE RATIO OF NUTRIENTS TO CALORIES. A GOOD DIET GIVES YOU THE MOST NUTRIENTS PACKED INTO THE LEAST CALORIES. THE BUFFETT DIET(A 12OZ COKE WITH A 2OZ BAG OF CHEETOS) CONTAINS LESS THAN 10% OF YOUR DAILY NEEDS FOR ONLY 5 NUTRIENTS AND CONTAINS 500 CALORIES. THE HERBALIFE DIET( FORMULA 1, 7OZ SOY MILK, CUP FROZEN FRUIT, HERBALIFE MULTI VITAMIN AND HERBAL TEA) PROVIDES OVER 100% OF YOUR DAILY NEEDS FOR 25 NUTRIENTS AND CONTAINS 225 CALORIES.----IN HER 12/23/12 HUFF POST BLOG, JANET TAVAKOLI SUGGESTED THAT THE DEMAND FOR HERBALIFE PRODUCTS WAS NEVER THERE AND THAT THAY ARE RUNNING OUT OF SUCKERS.----ON 2/21/12 THE HUFFINGTON POST PRINTED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "OBESITY RATES RISING" WHICH POINTED OUT THAT SINCE 1980 OBESITY RATES IN 19 0F 34 OECD COUNTRIES HAD DOUBLED OR TRIPLED AND THAT THERE ARE NOW 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND 1.4 BILLION OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE. WITH ONLY 2.3 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS, HERBALIFE IS LIGHT YEARS FROM RUNNING OUT OF SUCKERS.(THE BUFFETT DIET WILL CREATE MANY MORE SUCKERS)----ON 10/13/12 THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL GRANTED UCLA $20 MILLION TO FIGHT OBESITY. DAVID HEBER MD(CHAIRMAN HERBALIFE'S NUTRITION INSTITUTE) IS DIRECTOR OF UCLA'S CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION ---HIS PRIMARY RESEARCH AREA IS OBESITY.---THANKS TO BILL ACKMAN, HERBALIFE'S STOCK IS NOW SELLING AT LESS THAN HALF A MARKET MULTIPLE AND HAS A YIELD OF 4.6%. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: SUPPOSE YOU WERE AN IDIOT AND SUPPOSE YOU WERE A WALL STREET OPERATOR, BUT I REPEAT MYSELF.
#28 - FRED WINTZER - 12/29/2012 - 09:58
SCINTILLATING/LASCIVIOUS/SUMPTUOUS KRISTIE------THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE BREATHTAKING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU\'S PAINTING \"THE BATHER\" AND THINKING OF YOUR PARADISICAL BODY AND UTOPIAN BREASTS. I AM ALSO PRAYING THAT YOU NEVER DECIDE TO TRY THT \"BUFFETT DIET\". LAST MONTH WARREN BUFFETT READ DAVID HEBER\'S SHORT NUTRITIONAL CLASSIC \"WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DIET\" AND ADDED A NEW ITEM TO HIS DIET---A 3.5OZ BOX OF LIFE SAVER \"GUMMIES\"(260 EMPTY CALORIES)---HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ALL THE ITEMS IN HIS DIET ARE NATIONALLY ADVERTIZED BRANDS. LIKE MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS, WARREN REFUSES TO EAT ANYTHING THAT HASN\'T DANCED ON TELEVISION( HE STOPPED EATING SPINACH WHEN POPEYE CARTOONS WERE NO LONGER PREVALENT ON TELEVISION).----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE \"BUFFETT DIET\"(EMPTY CALORIES) IS A THE MAJOR CAUSE OF THE PLANET\'S OBESITY EPIDEMIC AND THEREFORE A MAJOR CAUSE OF AMERICA\'S SKYROCKETING HEALTHCARE COSTS. THERE ARE 91 ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS WHICH OUR BODIES NEED TO FUNCTION PROPERLY. WHEN ANY OF THESE ARE MISSING, THE BODY SIGNALS THE BRAIN CREATING HUNGER. TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE DANGERS OF THE \"BUFFETT DIET\" GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE \"CONTROL HUNGER--ANDAMP\". AFTER WATCHING WARREN BUFFETT OUTLINE HIS DIET ON CNBC, MICHELLE OBAMA MUST HAVE ASKED HERSELF--\"IS OUR BILLIOAIRES LEARNING\".---HERES WISHING YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
#29 - FRED WINTZER - 12/30/2012 - 12:21
VOLUPTUOUS/FASCINATING/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE---THE 21 YEAR OLD CHERUB WITH THE FROLICSOME/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT FERNANDO BOTERO'S PAINTING "ROSITA" AND THINKING THAT IF WARREN BUFFETT CAN'T SERVE AS A GOOD EXAMPLE AT LEAST HE CAN BECOME A HORRIBLE WARNING. "ROSITA" IS WHAT SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE WOULD RESEMBLE IF SHE SPENT TWO YEARS ON THE "BUFFETT DIET". ALMOST 70 YEARS AGO DEAN ACHESON(USA SECRETARY OF STATE 1949-53) MADE A VERY INTERESTING OBSERVATION--"TIME SPENT IN THE ADVERTIZING BUSINESS SEEMS TO CREATE A PERMANENT DEFORMITY,LIKE THE CHINESE PRACTICE OF FOOT-BINDING."---TODAY THE AVERAGE AMERICAN ADULT IS EXPOSED TO 600 ADVERTIZING MESSAGES A DAY---UP FROM 300 A DAY IN 1970. ON MAY 3,2011 WARREN BUFFETT GRANTED CNBC A 3 HOUR INTERVIEW. AT ONE POINT IN THE INTERVIEW BECKY QUICK ASKED WARREN FOR HIS OPINION ON KELLOGGS FROSTED FLAKES AND HE RESPONDED "THEY'RE GR-R-EAT!".-----THE COVER STORY OF THE 11/19/12 ISSUE OF "FORBES" IS--"THE $1 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY--SALMN KAHN AND EDUCATION". ---LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO ANOTHER $1 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY. THERE ARE 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND EACH OF THEM CONSUMES AT LEAST TWO "BUFFETT MEALS" A DAY(500 EMPTY CALORIES A MEAL). THAT ADDS UP TO 365 BILLION "BUFFETT MEALS" A YEAR. REPLACING EACH "BUFFETT MEAL" WITH A $4 HEALTHY MEAL EQUALS A $1.46 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY.---AT HIS DEC 20 PRESENTATION ACKMAN ASKED THE AUDIENCE IF ANYONE HAD TRIED HERBALIFE AND ONLY ONE HAND OUT OF A HUNDRED WENT UP. TAKE A LOOK AT 9 TIME #1 INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR ALL AMERICAN PORTFOLIO STRATEGIST LEON COOPERMAN AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY. LEON EATS THE TYPICAL WALL STREET DIET AND RESEMBLES A BOWLING BALL IN SEARCH OF AN ALLEY(THE FBI SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON THIS GUY--THE GREATER A PERSON'S SENCE OF GUILT THE GREATER HIS NEED TO CAST BLAME ON OTHERS).----THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA THE OBESITY CRISIS IS FINALLY GETTING THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES---NBC NEWS 5/7/12 "NO END TO U.S. OBESITY EPIDEMIC FORECAST".-----I RECENTLY SWITCHED FROM "VIAGRA" TO CHINESE CROCODILE PENIS PILLS AND AM GUNNING FOR YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#30 - FRED WINTZER - 01/01/2013 - 09:46
EXQUISITE/LIBIDINOUS/FOXY KRISTE----THE ADORABLE ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHAESSIAU'S PAINTING "BATHER SLEEPING NEAR A SPRING" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY AND PERFECT BREASTS AND PRAYING THAT YOU AVOID THE BUFFETT(WALL STREET) DIET.--- ACCORDING TO THE MOTLEY FOOL, BETWEEN NOV. 30 AND DEC. 14 THE SHORT SELLERS(ACKMAN AND EINHORN) PLACED A HUGE BET AGAINST HERBALIFE'S STOCK(25% OF FLOAT). ACKMAN IS AN IDIOT AND THE PREMISE OF HIS BET IS ABSURD. EVERYONE OF HERBALIFE'S DISTRIBUTORS IS A REGULAR CONSUMER OF THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS AND APPROXIMATELY 60% OF THEM ARE DISTRIBUTORS SIMPLY TO SAVE MONEY ON THE PRODUCTS. WHAT WALL STREET WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EVALUATE IS THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM(READ 10/8/12 "NEW YORKER" ARTICLE ON SUPER RICH AND STUDY 8 COURSE MEAL AT BELLAGEO). IN MY OPINION THE HERBALIFE DIET IS BY FAR THE BEST ON THE MARKET---MOST NUTRITIOUS AND EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND AND ADHERE TO. TO UNDERSTAND NUTRITION YOU ONLY HAVE TO READ FOUR BOOKS (1)"THE GREEN PHARMACY" (2) "SUPER FOODS" (3) "BIO-MIMICRY" AND(4) "MEDICINE QUEST". NUTRITION IS A HOT NEW SCIENCE AND THE UCLA SCHOOL OF LIFE SCIENCES IS ON ITS CUTTING EDGE. A HEALTHY DIET INCLUDES 100% OF DAILY REQUIREMENTS OF 91 ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS PLUS MANY PHYTONUTRIENTS(MEDICINAL CHEMICALS FOUND IN PLANTS). THE HERBALIFE MEAL PACKS ALL OF THIS STUFF INTO A 225 CALORIE PACKAGE. THERE ARE AT LEAST 250,000 EDIBLE PLANTS KNOWN TO SCIENCE AND THE LIST GROWS DAILY. IT WILL TAKE SCIENTISTS HUNDREDS OF YEARS TO UNDERSTAND ALL THE MEDICINAL CHEMICALS FOUND IN NATURE. AS NEW ONES ARE FOUND THEY WILL BE ADDED TO HERBALIFE'S FORMULA 1.----ONE OF THE FIRST PHYTONUTRIENTS ISOLATED WAS BROMELAIN WHICH IS FOUND IN PINAPPLE. BROMELAIN WAS FIRST INTRODUCED AS A THERAPUTIC SUPPLEMENT IN 1957 AND YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN THE MAY 2008 ISSUE OF "LIFE EXTENSION"--"POWERFUL RELIEF FROM INFLAMMATION". THIS ARTICLE WILL ALSO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY THE DRUG COMPANIES LOVE OBESITY AND HATE HERBAL MEDICINE.------ TODAY'S HUFF POST HAS AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "CONSERVATIVES FREAK OUT". HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF "WHAT IS IT THE CONSERVATIVES ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE?" LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT ANSWERED THAT QUESTION. RUSH LIMBAUGH AND WARREN BUFFETT WERE HOLED UP IN A CABIN ON SPRUCE KNOB(WEST VA.) EMPLOYING ASSAULT RIFLES TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S "FOOD POLICE" -----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#31 - FRED WINTZER - 01/03/2013 - 10:43
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT YOSSI LOLOI'S PHOTOS OF OBESES WOMEN IN THE NUDE AND THINKING OF THE "BUFFETT DIET" AND WARREN'S BONEHEADED FRIENDS ON WALL STREET. AS WE WATCH THE HEDGE FUND GIANTS WAGING WAR OVER HERBALIFE'S STOCK(1/3/13--"HERBALIFE GETS A FAN,SQUEEZING SHORTS")---IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THESE MORONS ARE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO THE PROFANE UNIVERSE OR AS BENJAMIN GRAHM USED TO SAY "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING".---I HAVE NOT READ ONE WORD ABOUT THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S WEGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAM OR THE GLOBAL OBESITY EPIDEMIC. HERBALIFE IS A COMPANY THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT BUSINESS SINCE 1980 AND THE CHAIRMAN OF ITS NUTRITION INSTITUTE(DAVID HEBER) IS A WORLD RENOWNED EXPERT ON OBESITY, DIRECTOR OF UCLA'S CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION AND INCLUDED IN "THE BEST DOCTORS IN AMERICA" .----- AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, WARREN BUFFETT IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON WALL STREET AND ACCORDING TO JACK WELCH HE IS THE SMARTEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED(SMARTER THAN LEONARDO DA VINCI).BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: 421 YEARS BEFORE WARREN WAS BORN(1509) LEONARDO VISITED SAN PELLEGRINO TERME IN LOMBARDY ITALY TO SAMPLE AND EXAMINE THE TOWN'S "MIRACULOUS" WATER AND LATER WROTE A TREATISE ON IT. NOW THAT SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THE IMPORTANCE OF MINERALS IN THE DIET YOU MIGHT WANT TO COMPARE THE MINERAL CONTENT OF (1)S.PELLEGRINO SPARKLING WATER AND (2) COCA COLA.----TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE PRIMITIVE MENTAL PROCESSES OF WALL STREET OPERATORS READ ASK DR.WEIL(7/30/12) "DOES HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP HARM THE BRAIN?"----ACCORDING TO A STUDY FROM UCLA: THE ANSWER IS YES. BOTH RATS AND STOCK BROKERS HAD TROUBLE FIGURING OUT A COMPLICATED MAZE AFTER DRINKING SOLUTION OF HFCS VERSUS WATER. ---- 600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#32 - FRED WINTZER - 01/04/2013 - 11:45
GORGEOUS APHRODITE---I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHER\'S PAINTING \"JUPITER,ANTIOPE,AND EROS\" AND THINKING OF YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----OFTEN A NOBLE FACE HIDES FILTHY WAYS OR AS SIGMUND FREUD PUT IT \"HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT DOES NOT LIVE ACCORDING TO HIS BELIEF\". FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS WARREN BUFFET(\"UNCLE CORNPONE\") HAS BEEN LECTURING US ALL ON AMERICA\'S REDICULOUS HEALTH CARE COSTS AND DEMANDING THAT SOMETHING BE DONE TO BRING THEM DOWN. THE DEFINITION OF A HYPOCRITE IS ONE WHO PROFESSES WHAT HE DOES NOT POSSESS.----TO AQUAINT YOURSELF WITH \"UNCLE CORNPONE\'S\" ROLE IN CREATING THE OBESITY CRISIS, GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE \"YOU MAY HAVE DQEMISTRY\". THIS IS A 30 SECOND SPOT FOR DAIRY QUEEN\'S \"SWEET APPLE BBQ GRILL BURGER\". THIS PIECE OF SHIT CONTAINS 620 CALORIES, 1300MG SALT, 33G FAT, 12G SATURATED FAT AND 18G SUGAR. ALONG WITH A 12OZ COKE (\"GOOGLE UP \"HARD TIMES\" COKE\"AD) AND YOU HAVE CONSUMED 50% OF THE ALLOWABLE DAILY CALORIES FOR A 5\'4\" WOMAN ON A DIET. THIS \"BUFFETT MEAL\" CONTAINS A TINY PERCENTAGE ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS AND GOES A LONG WAY TO EXPLAINING THE HEALTH CARE COSTS THAT \"UNCLE CORNPONE\" IS SO UPSET ABOUT. MCWORLD(\"UNCLE CORNPONE\" AND FRIENDS) SPENDS OVER $12 BILLION ADVERTIZING CRAP LIKE THIS ON TELEVISION. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF AN IDIOT WERE TO TELL YOU THE SAME LIE EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR YOU WOULD END BY BELIEVING IT.----WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE READ DR DUKE\'S \"GREEN PHARMACY\" AND THEN CHECK PHYTONUTRIENTS IN HERBALIFE\'S FORMULA 1(GINGER,LICORICE,PARSLEY,HONEY ETC.). AFTER THAT, GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE MADELINE ALBRIGHT AND HERBALIFE. MADELINE WAS USA SECRETARY OF STATE 1993-97 AND SHE WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT BILL ACKMAN(LIKE MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS) IS A MENTALLY RETARDED SWINE AND THAT HEBALIFE\'S STOCK SHOULD BE SELLING AT A SIGNIFICANT PREMIUM TO A MARKET MULTIPLE(IT CURRENTLY SELLS AT A 40% DISCOUNT). THE OBESITY MARKET IS WELL OVER A $1 TRILLION BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY AND I AM AFRAID THAT \"UNCLE CORNPONE\" WILL BE UNABLE TO PARTICIPATE IN IT.-----HAVE MANY/MANY ORGASMS THIS WEEKEND
#33 - FRED WINTZER - 01/05/2013 - 14:55
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "APOLLO AND DAPHNE" AND THINKING THAT THE PURSUIT OF BEAUTY IS A SPHERE OF ACTIVITY IN WHICH WE ARE PERMITED TO REMAIN CHILDREN ALL OUR LIVES.----TO SUCCEED ON WALL STREET YOU NEED TWO THINGS: IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE. THE ONGOING DEBATE ON HERBALIFE'S STOCK IS A REMINDER THAT MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS ARE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE PROFANE UNIVERSE. ON FEB 9 2010 THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD(MICHELLE OBAMA) DECLARED A WAR ON OBESITY. THE FOLLOWING HISTORY OF OBESITY IN AMERICA MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SHE PICKED A GOOD CAUSE(1) 1962--13% OF ADULT AMERICANS OBESES(2)1997---19%(3)2007--27% (4)2011--36%. HERBALIFE HAS BEEN IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT BUSINESS SINCE 1980 AND THERE ARE NOW 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THE QUESTIONS THE BONEHEADS ON WALL STREET SHOULD BE ADDRESSING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S PROGAM AND PRODUCTS VERSUS THE ALTERNATIVES. MADELINE ALBRIGHT IS OBVIOUSLY A WOMAN WITH A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND SHE THINKS THE PRODUCTS WORK. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL INTERVIEWED THE COMPANY'S SALES CULTURE AND THE RESPONSE WAS "SOMEBODY WHO HAS BASHED IT HASN'T TRIED IT--WE BECAME BELIEVERS THANKS TO THE PRODUCTS".---FORBES MAGAZINE IS DIVERTING ATTENTION TO MICHAEL JOHNSON'S COMPENSATION REVOVLING AROUND EXERCISING OPTIONS GRANTED BETWEEN 2003 AND 2005 WHEN STOCK TRADED AT $10. NOBODY HAS ACCUSED JOHNSON OF MANIPULATING THE STOCK(BUYBACKS,SENSATIONAL DEALS ETC) AND CONSEQUENTLY THIS IS A NON-ISSUE. THE QUESTION REMAINS WHO DO YOU BELIEVE BILL ACKMAN AND JIM CRAMER OR MADELINE ALBRIGHT AND THE UCLA CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION(A DIVISION OF UCLA'S LIFE SCIENCES DEPARTMENT).---THE OBESITY PROBLEM CAN ONLY GET WORSE. ADVERTISING IS THE ART OF MAKING WHOLE LIES OUT OF HALF TRUTHS. CHECK OUT THE SUBWAY AD FEATURING MICHAEL PHELPS(MOST DECORATED OLYMPIAN IN HISTORY). IN THE AD HIS MOM HANDS HIM A FOOT LONG SUB COTAINING 800 PLUS CALORIES. HE EATS THIS SUB EVERY DAY BUT HE ALSO CONSUMES AND BURNS 12,000 CALORIES A DAY. THIS ,NOT TERRIBLY NUTRITIOUS SANDWICH, WOULD ACCOUNT FOR 40-60% OF THE ALLOWABLE CALORIES FOR A NORMAL PERSON ON A DIET.-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#34 - FRED WINTZER - 01/10/2013 - 12:23
RAVISHING/PRURIENT/GUILFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER SEEN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT JACQUES LOUIS DAVID'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP OF PARIS & HELEN" AND THINKING OF THE DOWNFALL OF "RECALCITRANT GEORGE".---I HOPE THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM THE GREAT 17TH CENTURY DRAMATIST PIERRE CORNEILLE WILL BE HELPFUL "DESIRE INCREASES WHEN FULFILMENT IS POSTPONED. WHEN LOVE IS SATISFIED ALL ITS CHARM IS GONE."-----THE HERBALIFE/ACKMAN EPISODE CONTINUES TO AMUSE ME AND ACT AS A REMINDER THAT IF THEY EVER OPENED AN ASYLUM FOR THE SANE ON WALL STREET IT WOULD BE EMPTY. ACKMAN HAS ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF OPERATING A PYRAMID SCHEME WHICH IS DEFINED AS A NON-SUSTAINABLE BUSINESS MODEL WHICH SELDOM INVOVLES THE SALES OF REAL PRODUCTS OR SERVICES AND IS WELL EQUIPPED WITH FAKE REFERRALS,TESTIMONIALS AND INFORMATION. HERBALIFE IS A 30 YEAR OLD COMPANY WITH A PRODUCT LINE OF OVER 100 PRODUCTS IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT--NUTRITION--SPORTS MARKETS AND IS ENDORSED BY MADELINE ALBRIGHT, THE UCLA CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION AND MANY FAMOUS PROFESSIONAL ATHELETES. THE COMPANY HAS LESS THAN 3 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS IN 87 COUNTIES AND ITS TARGET MARKET INCLUDES THE 1.4 BILLION OVERWEIGHT AND 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THOSE MARKETS. IT ALSO INCLUDES MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT BUT ARE EATING LOTS OF JUNK FOOD. ACCORDING TO ANDREW WEIL "ALMOST ALL THE STUFF SOLD IN THE CENTER OF SUPERMARKETS,CONVENIENCE STORES AND FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS SHOULD BE AVOIDED." ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY BY HARVARD, UNHEALTHY FOOD IS NOW KILLING FAR MORE PEOPLE THAN SMOKING AND ACCORDING TO CDC, DEATHS FROM PRESCRIPTION DRUG OVERDOSES ARE NOW KILLING MORE PEOPLE THAN MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS.-----HERBALIFE AND THE OTHER COMPANIES IN WHAT HAS BEEN REFERRED TO AS THE "WELLNESS INDUSTRY" ARE ATTACKING A MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR POTENTIAL MARKET(FOOD--FAST FOOD--SOFT DRINK--DRUG). IF THIS IS A PYRAMID SCHEME, THESE COMPANIES WILL NOT RUN OUT OF POTENTIAL "SUCKERS" FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 100 YEARS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE PRODUCTS I SUGGEST YOU SAMPLE ITS ENTRY INTO THE $3.9 BILLION SPORTS DRINK MARKET. COMPARE HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRATE WITH GATERADE(EVEN A HARVARD MBA--IF SOBER--COULD MAKE THIS COMPARISON). HERBALIFE'S PRODUCT HAS FAR FEWER CALORIES AND FAR MORE ELECTROLITES. ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NOTHING TELLS IN THE LONG RUN LIKE SOUND JUDGEMENT AND AS ANDREW CARNEGIE ONCE SAID "NO SOUND JUDGEMENT CAN REMAIN WITH THE MAN WHOSE MIND IS CONTINUALLY DISTURBED BY THE MERCURIAL CHANGES OF THE STOCK EXCHANGE". WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY JUVENILLE DELINQUENTS AND SHOULD BE POLICED ACCORDINGLY. 600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.
#35 - FRED WINTZER - 01/15/2013 - 13:09
DAZZLING/ENIGMATIC/SENSUAL KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF COLLETTE AND THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT EVELYN DE MORGAN'S PAINTING "CADMUS AND HARMONIA" AND THINKING ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----A WOMAN'S BEAUTY IS ONE OF HER GREAT MISSIONS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE AVERAGE MAN CAN SEE MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN THINK----BEAUTY IS POWER; A SMILE IS ITS SWORD.----I AM NOW FOLLOWING THE DEBATE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S FATHER---ORANGUTAN OR FRED TRUMP.---BILL MAHER OFFERED TRUMP $5MILLION IF TRUMP CAN PROVE HE IS NOT THE SPAWN OF AN ORANGUTAN AND TRUMP'S LAWYER RESPONDED WITH A COPY OF TRUMP'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHICH LISTS FRED TRUMP AS FATHER. THIS ISSUE SHOULD GO TO COURT AND MAY BE DECIDED BY THE NEO-CONSERVATIVES. ROUGHLY 2,350 YEARS AGO ARISTOTLE EXPOUNDED THE FOLLOWING HYPOTHESIS "MOTHERS ARE FOUNDER THAN FATHERS OF THEIR CHILDREN BECAUSE THAY ARE MORE CERTAIN THEY ARE THEIR OWN." IF ARISTOTLE IS RIGHT THEN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE PROVES NOTHING . I AM CERTAIN THIS PARTICULAR ASPECT OF ARISTOTLE'S POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY CAN BE FOUND IN AT LEAST ONE OF LEO STRAUS'S MANY UNREADABLE BOOKS("THE CITY & MAN" ETC.). MAYER MAY WANT TO CONSULT WITH PAUL WOLFOWITZ WHO WAS A LARVEL PHD. AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO IN THE LATE 1960'S AND STUDIED UNDER STRAUSS. WE ALL NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ISSUE AND MAHER SHOULD HANG IN THERE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN LAST NIGHT AND SPENT THE NEXT 12 HOURS THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS. IF YOU ARE A MIRACLE OF BEAUTY,YOU CAN'T HELP IT. THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE IMMENSELY APPLAUDED FOR IT.----PS. IF IT TURNS OUT THAT TRUMP IS THE SPAWN OF AN ORANGUTAN, YOU MIGHT VOLUNTEER TO TRY TO TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN( ONLY ALLOWING HIM TO DO HIS PRACTICING ON ANOTHER ORANGUTAN)
#36 - FRED WINTZER - 01/18/2013 - 11:32
ANGELIC/WANTON/ABSTRUSE KRISTIE----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST INGRES'S PAINTING "THE GRAND ODALISQUE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT GESTURES IN LOVE ARE INCOMPARABLY MORE ATTRACTIVE,EFFECTIVE AND VALUABLE THAN WORDS. GESTURES APPEAL TO THE IMAGINATION AND THERE IS NOTHING IN LOVE BUT WHAT WE IMAGINE. A VERY SMALL DREGREE OF HOPE IS SUFFICIENT TO CAUSE THE BIRTH OF LOVE AND AS MAE WEST PUT IT "A MAN IN LOVE IS LIKE A CLIPPED COUPON."-----NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT ACKMAN CANNOT DRIVE HERBALIFE'S STOCK TO ZERO, BUYING THIS STOCK(HLF) AT $43 A SHARE IS LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL. TO PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT THE COMPANY IS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME, READ THE ARTICLE ON PYRAMID SCHEMES IN THE WIKEPEDIA AND THEN GOOGLE UP "C HOW.COM--HOW TO BECOME A INDEPENDANT HERBALIFE DISTRIBUTOR". YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU CAN BECOME A DISTRIBUTOR FOR $54.95-$87.95 AND YOU WILL DISCOVER YOU MUST AGREE TO CONSUME THE THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS IF YOU WISH TO BE SUCCESSFUL. THERE ARE CURRENTLY LESS THAN 500,000 HERBALIFE DISTRIBUTORS IN THE U.S.A. AND WE CURRENTLY HAVE AN OBESE POPULATION OF OVER 80 MILLION. TODAY'S AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN RECORDED HISTORY WHERE THE FOOD IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE SEX. FOR THESE REASONS HERBALIFE SHOULD HAVE NO TRUOBLE RECRUITING DISTRIBUTORS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE 21ST CENTURY. THE COMPANY DOES MORE BUSINESS OVERSEAS THAN DOMESTICALLY BECAUSE THIER PRODUCTS DON'T DANCE ON TELEVISION.("NOBODY EVER WENT BROKE BECAUSE HE UNDERESTIMATED THE TASTE/INTELLIGENCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE"--HL MENCKEN). AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE, HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRADE IS A VASTLY SUPERIOR PRODUCT GATERADE; HOWEVER GATERADE SPENDS MILLIONS BRAINWASHING THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS. GOOGLE UP THE GATERADE SUPER BOWL AD "MANNING,WADE,JETER,SHARAPOVA.)---THE CLAIMS MADE IN THIS AD ARE SO PREPOSTEROUS THAT WHEN THE AD WAS SHOWN TO A ROOM FULL OF HARVARD MBA'S ALMOST 50% OF THE MBA'S HAD TO ADMIT THEY WERE NOT SURE GATERADE COULD DELIVER ON IT'S PROMISED RESULTS. ----SOMETING AS SILLY AS BILL ACKMAN'S ASSAULT ON HERBALFE GOES ON EVERY MONTH ON WALL STREET AND IS ENCOURAGED BY THE MORONS IN THE BUSINESS PRESS. NOW THAT WE HAVE A CAT FIGHT BETWEEN HEDGE FUNDS, CNBC AND THE OTHERS WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEIR VIEWERS TO UNDERSTAND THE ISSUES. THE MEDIA HAS A BIAS AND IT IS A BIAS AGAINST UNDERSTANDING. IF THE FTC RULES THAT HERBALIFE IS A PYRAMID SCHEME THEN ALL THE OTHER MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING COMPANIES ARE IN THE SAME BOAT(THERE ARE 60 LARGE ONES AVON,AMWAY ETC.)----THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AND HERBALIFE'S STOCK SHOULD EASILY GO BACK TO $73 WHEN THIS NONESENSE ENDS. HOW SOMEONE AS STUPID AND INCOMPETANT AS BILL ACKMAN GOT HIS HANDS ON $11 BILLION IS ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF CAPITALISM(ACCORDING TO LUDWIG VON MISES THE INVISIBLE HAND NEVER MAKES MISTAKES OF THIS MAGNITUDE). HE IS LIKE DENNIS THE MENICE WITH AN ATOM BOMB.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN I GET MY FIRST $1 BILLION YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME A LONG EXTRAVAGANZA, LIKE LIVING IN A FABERGE EGG.
#37 - FRED WINTZER - 01/19/2013 - 11:29
SUBLIME/FOXY/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE---THE 21 YEAR OLD PRODIGY WHO TAUGHT AN ORANGUTAN HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN(FOR A SHORT HISTORY OF THE ORGASIM GAP READ \"ZME SCIENCE\" 7/7/11---FIRST MONKEY PROSTITUTE). I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN\'S PAINTING \"MARY MAGDALEN REPENTANT\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WOMEN TURN TO GOD WHEN THE DEVIL WANTS NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH THEM. NEVER FORGET THAT A MAN,EVEN IF OLD AND GRAY, CAN ALWAYS FIND A WIFE, BUT A WOMAN\'S TIME IS SHORT.----ONCE THE PRESS TOUCHES A STORY, THE FACTS ARE LOST FOREVER--EVEN TO THE PROTAGONISTS. DON\'T BOTHER TO READ ANYTHING WRITTEN ABOUT THE HERBALIFE SAGA AND BUY THE COMPANY\'S STOCK SELLING AT 11 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A YIELD OF ALMOST 4%. ACKMAN IS AN IDIOT AND HIS ONLY CHANCE OF WRECKING THIS COMPANY WAS LOST WHEN OTHER HEDGE FUNDS STARTED BUYING THE STOCK IN THE $20,s. THE FTC RULED ON THIS VERY ISSUE IN 1979 IN FAVOR OF AMWAY AND THERE IS NO REASON TO BELIEVE HERBALIFE RUNS ITS BUSINESS IN A LESS ETHICAL WAY THAN AMWAY. ACKMAN\'S ATTACK ON HERBALIFE REPRESENTS A THREAT TO THE ENTIRE DIRECT SELLING INDUSTRY(200 COMPANIES AND MILLIONS OF DISTRIBUTORS) AND IF YOU THINK THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOC. HAS CLOUT---WATCH THIS ONE. THESE COMPANIES TALK TO EACH OF THEIR DISTRIBUTORS TWICE A WEEK AND WILL CHEW ACKMAN A NEW ASSHOLE(WSJ I/15/13 \"THIS UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM ABOUT A PYRAMID SCHEME IS WRONG\"--JOSEPH MARIANO,PRESIDENT OF DIRECT SELLING ASSOC.). ACKMAN GOT AWAY WITH WRECKING BORDERS BOOKS BECAUSE AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS(THE COMPANY\'S LOGICAL SUPORTERS) ARE LIVING IN THE \"NO CAJONES ZONE\". I FOUND BORDERS BOOKS IN THE EARLY 1990\'S THANKS TO A GEORGE WILL \"NEWSWEEK\" COLUMN. THE FOLLOWING CONFRONTATION BETWEEN WILL AND ACKMAN IN 2008 ILLUSTATES WHY BORDERS WENT OUT WITHOUT A WHIMPER FROM THE \"NO CAJONES ZONE\". WILL--- \"BILL: YOU ARE WRECKING MY FAVORITE REATAIL STORE\"---ACKMAN---\"GEORGE: THIS IS CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM. SCRAM!\"---WILL--\"OH! CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM. OK!\"---- AND GEORGE WILL TODDLED OFF.-----SOONER OR LATER ACKMAN WILL HAVE TO COVER HIS HUGE SHORT POSTION AND THE STOCK WILL EXPLODE.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I RECENTLY WATCHED A MALENA MORGAN/KENNEDY NASH VIDEO AND THOUGHT OF THE ETHERAL APERTURE IN YOUR GORGEOUS POSTERIOR. MALENA\'S TONGUE KNOWS NO SUNDAY.
#38 - FRED WINTZER - 01/20/2013 - 11:46
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT A RECENT "MOTLEY FOOL" BLOG ENTITLED "HERBALIFE,LOEB, AND ACKMAN:WHAT TO DO? ANSWER: STAY AWAY. BEAUTUFUL ANGEL: BILL ACKMAN HAS HANDED US A FREE LUNCH AND THE BLOG SHOULD HAVE READ "HERBALIFE,ACKMAN,LOEB, AND THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION: WHAT TO DO? ANSWER: BUY ALL THE HERBALIFE YOU CAN AFFORD. ----THAT MORON ACKMAN HAS JUST PICKED A FIGHT WITH AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH: 200 COMPANIES THAT DIRECLTY EMPLOY 200,000 PEOPLE AND INDIRECTLY EMPLOY 16 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS. IF YOU VISIT THE DSA WEBSITE THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS "DSA ADDRESSES MARKET MANIPULATION BY SHORT SELLERS". ACCORDING TO DSA PRESIDENT JOSEPH MARIANO " I THINK THESE SHORT SELLERS ARE EITHER DISINGENUOUS,MISINFORMED OR BOTH. THEY ARE PUTTING AT RISK THE LEGITIMATE ACTIVITIES OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. IF THERE IS ANY GROUP THAT SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED BY THE FTC OR THE SEC IT IS THE SHORT SELLERS."---I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT JOHN BOEHNER AND THE OTHER CRINGING GOOSESTEPPERS WILL BE HEARING FROM THE MILLIONS OF DSA CONSTITUENTS IN THE COMING MONTHS AND THAT BILL ACKMAN'S ASS IS GRASS. BUY HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#39 - FRED WINTZER - 01/24/2013 - 11:41
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "VENUS ANADYOMENE" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY AND PERFECT BREASTS----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD LOAD UP ON HERBALIFE'S STOCK----TODAY THE FOLKS IN THE KINDERGARTEN(WALL STREET/CNBC) ENGAGED IN ONE OF THEIR TYPICAL HOEDOWNS----BILL ACKMAN AND CARL ICAHN TRADED INSULTS AND DISAGREEMENT OVER HERBALIFE ON CNBC'S "FAST MONEY HALFTIME"----THE ONLY THING WORTH MENTIONING IS ICAHN'S COMMENT THAT HERBALIFE COULD BE THE MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES(ACKMAN IS SHORT $1 BILLION).----AS YOU MAY RECALL ON DEC.20 ACKMAN ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF BEING A PONZI SCHEME, AN INHERENTLY FRAUDULENT COMPANY WITH NO DEMAND FOR ITS PRODUCTS AND HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO RIDICULE THE COMPANY'S CLAIM OF BEING ON THE "CUTTING EDGE OF SCIENCE". IN YESTERDAY'S HUFFINGTON POST THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ON ENERGY(PROTEAN) BARS POINTING OUT THAT THEY ARE LOADED WITH SUGAR(BALANCE--18GRAMS,LUNA--13GRAMS ETC.)AND THEREFORE MORE UNHEALTHY THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT. GOOGLE UP HERBALIFE'S CHOCOLATE COCONUT PROTEAN BAR AND YOU WILL DISCOVER IT CONTAINS ONLY 1 GRAM OF SUGAR. HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRATE CONTAINS ONLY 1 GRAM OF SUGAR VERSUS 21 GRAMS FOR GATERADE. HOW DID HERBALIFE REMOVE ALL THAT SUGAR FROM IT'S PRODUCTS WITHOUT SACRIFICING TASTE? THE ANSWER--BEAUTIFUL ANGEL--IS CUTTING EDGE SCIENCE OR IN OTHER WORDS BILL ACKMAN IS FULL OF SHIT.---YESTERDAY IN THE REAL WORLD, THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE--"DSA RESPONDS TO ACCUSATIONS ABOUT DIRECT SELLING. DSA CAN ASSURE THE PUBLIC THAT PERSHING SQUARE'S(ACKMAN'S)PRESENTATION IS ILL INFORMED AND GROSSLY INACCURATE. IN THE END THE 16 MILLION HARDWORKING DIRECT SELLERS WILL SUFFER WHILE THE PERPETRATORS OF THESE ATTACKS WALK AWAY WITH MILLIONS IN PROFIT."----I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF CARL ICAHN, BUT HE IS A VERY ASTUTE INVESTOR AND IN THIS CASE HE IS ALMOST ASSURED OF ANOTHER BIG PAYDAY. PLUS ANYBODY WHO HATES BILL ACKMAN CAN'T BE ALL BAD. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST READ BILL ACKMAN'S FORTUNE COOKIE--"ASSHOLE YOUR SHIT OUT OF LUCK."
#40 - FRED WINTZER - 01/26/2013 - 14:50
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORUS----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S FAMOUS PAINTING "THE VENUS OF URBINO" AND THINKING ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----I THOUGHT THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM PIETRO ARETINO(1492-1556 INVENTOR OF MODERN LITERATE PORNOGRAPHY) ON LOVE IN MEN WOULD BE OF INTEREST "LOVE IS A WICKED BEAST AND A MAN WHO RUNS AT ITS TAIL CAN'T BE A POET OR CARVE GEMS. IT IS A MONSTROUS AND INTEMPERATE APPITITE THAT IS NOURISHED BY STRANGE FANCIES AND LONGINGS AND WHEN IT SEIZES A MAN'S HEART IT ALSO INVADES AND CAPTURES FOR ITSELF HIS MIND AND SOUL AND SENSES."----IN OTHER WORDS--A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED; AND THEN HE'S FINISHED.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE TROUBLE WITH THE WORLD IS THAT STUPID PEOPLE ARE COCKSURE AND THE INTELLIGENT ARE FULL OF DOUBT(THE WISE SEEK WISDOM ;THE FOOL HAS ALREADY FOUND IT). I JUST DISCOVERED THAT BILL ACKMAN OF PERSHING CAPITAL IS IN THE PROCESS OF DOING TO J.C PENNEY WHAT HE DID TO BORDERS BOOKS---BANCKRUPTING IT. ON 1/24/11 ACKMAN WAS ADDED TO PENNY'S BOARD AND BY NOVEMBER 2011 HE HAD HIRED A WIZARD AS C.E.O.(RON JOHNSON FORMERLY OF TARGET AND APPLE). THE WIZARD MADE DRASTIC CHANGES IN THE WAY PENNEY DID BUSINESS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND DURING THE YEAR JUST ENDED THE COMPANY'S BUSINESS FELL OFF THE MAP. THIS IS PRESISELY THE PATTERN ESTABLISED AT BORDERS. ACKMAN ACQUIRES A LARGE BLOCK OF STOCK IN APRIL 2006 AND IN JULY 2006 HE BRINGS IN A WIZARD C.E.O.( GEORGE JONES FORMERLY OF TARGET). THE WIZARD MAKES CHANGES IMMEDIATELY AND BY THE FIRST QUARTER OF CALENDER 2007(FISCAL 2008) BORDERS SALES WERE DECLINING. HEDGE FUNDS CANNOT TURN COMPANY'S AROUND PROPERLY BECAUSE A TRUE TURNAROUND TAKES A LOT OF TIME(THE HASTE OF A FOOL IS THE SLOWEST THING IN THE WORLD). ON NOVEMBER 13, 2012 ACKMAN APPEARED ON CNBC AND REITERATED HIS BELIEF IN THE TURNAROUND AND LIED REPEATEDLY. IN ESSENCE HE SAID TO THE LINTHEADS IN THE KINDERGARTEN "WHO DO YOU BELIEVE ME OR YOUR LYING EYES." SINCE THEN THE STOCK HAS RISEN 17% WHICH MEANS THE KINDERGARTEN ANSWERED "WE BELIEVE YOU BILL".---THIS WAS THE PATTERN WITH BORDERS---ACKMAN WAS ABLE TO STRING THE KINDERGARTEN ALONG FOR QUITE A WHILE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF THERE IS ANY STOCK LIKELY TO GO TO ZERO IT IS J.C. PENNEY. WHEN ACKMAN GETS HIS HANDS ON A COMPANY HE CAN TURN IT INTO HUMPTY DUMPTY ALMOST OVERNIGHT.-----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD PURCHASE HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#41 - FRED WINTZER - 01/30/2013 - 10:54
STUPENDOUS/BEWITCHING/BAWDY KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD QUEEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADAMA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT A SWEETHEART IS A BOTTLE OF WINE; A WIFE IS A WINE BOTTLE. IF YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE YOU'VE GOT TO BUY TWO SEPERATE BOOKS. MARRIAGE IS LIKE A BANK ACCOUNT. YOU PUT IT IN; YOU TAKE IT OUT;YOU LOSE INTEREST.-----RECENTLY I READ IN THE HUFF POST 1/24/13 ABOUT KABEH A GRADUATE OF GOLDMAN SACHS "10,000 WOMEN PROGRAM. ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE, RESEARCH BY GOLDMAN SACHS HAS SHOWN THAT INVESTING IN WOMEN CAN HAVE A REAL IMPACT ON GDP GROWTH. AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM ONCE SAID "WALL STREET LEARNS NOTHING AND FORGETS EVERYTHING." THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE OF 8/6/10 IN BOOMBERG.COM PAINTS A TRUER PICTURE OF THE VAMPIRE SQUID--"STRIPPER FINDS DEGREE PROFITABLE FOR GOLDMAN WASN'T WORTH IT--CARRIANNE HOWARD DREAMED OF DESIGNING VIDEO GAMES AND ENROLLED IN GOLDMAN OWNED FOR PROFIT COLLEGE AND RECIEVED A WORTHLESS BACHELORS DEGREE AT A COST OF $70,000."----CHARACTER IS HABIT LONG CONTINUED AND IN MOST HUMAN BEINGS BY THE AGE OF THIRTY, THE CHARACTER HAS SET LIKE PLASTER. GOLDMAN SACHS' CEO LLOYD BLANFEIN HAS THE COMPASSION OF A ICICLE, THE GENEROSITY OF A PAWNBROKER AND HE HAS OIL CLOTH PANTS POCKETS SO HE CAN STEAL SOUP FROM THE HOMELESS. GOLDMAN HAS HIRED AN EXPENSIVE PR FIRM TO TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT IT HAS CHANGED IT'S SPOTS. MY 1974 ENCY. BRITANNIC HAS THE FOLLOWING TO SAY ABOUT CHARACTER "THE MOTIVATIONAL ASPECT OF A PERSONS MENTAL LIFE THAT ARE DEVELOPED FROM INBORN TENDENCIES AS A RESULT OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. OVER TIME THESE INSTINCTIVE AND EMOTIONAL PROPENSITIES BECOME PROGRESSIVELY ORGANIZED ABOUT A CENTER OF DOMINANT IDEAS OR THOUGHTS AND ARE INTEGRATED INTO A HIERARCHY OF MOTIVES AND IDEALS, THE WHOLE FORMING A STABLE AND HARMONIOUS CHARACTER." GOLDMAN SACHS HASN'T CHANGED AND NOBODY OF SENSE IS GOING TO BE FOOLED INTO BELIEVING THAT GOLDMAN HAS MORPHED INTO "GOODY TWO SHOES."----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS. PS--I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BUY HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND BET THAT THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION REPRESENTING 16 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS WILL TROUNCE BILL ACKMAN.
#42 - FRED WINTZER - 02/04/2013 - 11:20
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH WATERING CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM BOUGUEREAU\'S PAINTING \"FEMME AU COQUILLAGE\" AND THINKING OF SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE. YOUR BEAUTY IS THE INDEX OF A LARGER FACT THAN WISDOM. KRISTIE! IF THE SAGES ASK THEE WHY THIS CHARM WAS WASTED ON YOU, TELL THEM THAT BEAUTY IS ITS OWN EXCUSE FOR BEING.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:I RECENTLY FINISHED READING RON CHERNOW\'S \"THE HOUSE OF MORGAN\" WHICH COVERED THE FIRST HOSTILE TAKEOVER--INCO-ESD. THIS TRANSACTION TOOK PLACE IN 1974 RIGHT AFTER ESD REPORTED RECORD EARNINGS OF $300 MILLION. BY 1980(FOLLOWING 6 YEARS AS AN INCO SUBSIDIARY) ESD HAD LOST MARKET SHARE TO DELCO AND WAS LOSING MONEY. INCO PUT THE COMPANY UP FOR SALE AND IT EVENTUALLY DISSAPEARED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.----\"AS A DOG RETURNETH TO HIS VOMIT; A FOOL RETURNITH TO HIS FOLLY\"---THE LAST 33 YEARS HAS WITNESSED THOUSANDS OF TRAGEDIES SIMILIAR TO INCO-ESD. HERMANN HESSE ONCE SUGGESTED \"WHEN TWO CULTURES COLLIDE IS THE ONLY TIME TRUE SUFFERING EXISTS.\" CULTURE IS DEFINED AS THE ABILITY TO TRANSMIT ACQUIRED HABITS FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT BY IMITATION. HABIT IS THE DEEPEST LAW OF HUMAN NATURE AND AS MARK TWAIN OPINED \"HABIT IS HABIT AND NOT TO BE FLUNG OUT THE WINDOW BY ANY MAN, BUT COAXED DOWNSTAIRS A STEP AT A TIME.\" TODAY ANOTHER HUGE TRADEGY IS UNFOLDING AT JC PENNEY. IN OCTOBER OF 2010, THE SLIMEHEADS AT PERSHING SQUARE ACQUIRED 16.5% OF PENNEY\'S SHARES. ON 1/24/11 BOY WONDER BILL ACKMAN JOINED PENNEY\'S BOARD. ON 6/14/11 WIZARD RON JOHNSON IS NAMED PENNEY CEO. ON 9/20/12(ONE YEAR AND 3 MONTHS AFTER JOINING THE COMPANY) WIZARD RON JOHNSON TAKES 300 SECURITIES ANAL-ISTS ON A STORE TOUR TO GENERATE EXITEMENT IN THE 12 NEW BOUTIQUES INSTALLED IN ALMOST 700 PENNEY STORES. BY IN LARGE, THE ANAL-ISTS WERE IMPRESSED WITH WHAT THEY SAW \"IT CERTAINLY HIGHLIGHTS THEY\'VE GOT GREAT VISION\",ERIKA MASCHMEYER,AN ANAL-IST AT ROBERT W. BAIRD & CO.---NAPOLEAN BONEPART WAS FOND OF POINTING OUT THAT \"THE FOOT SOLDIERS WIN THE BATTLES; THE GENERALS GET THE CREDIT.\" IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET WITH AND TALK TO SOME TOTALLY DE-MORALIZED FOOT SOLDIERS, VISIT YOUR LOCAL JC PENNEY STORE AND TALK TO THE SALES CLERKS. I PREDICT THAT 5-6 YEARS FROM NOW 150,000 JC PENNEY EMPLOYEES WILL BE OUT OF WORK AND A 110 YEAR OLD AMERICAN INSTITUTION WILL DISSAPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE THIS COMPANY IS TO GET IT OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF DENNIS THE MENACE(BILL ACKMAN).---600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR AMAZING CLITORIS.
#43 - FRED WINTZER - 02/06/2013 - 12:53
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT HERBERT JAMES DRAPER'S PAINTING "A NAIAD IN THE LAMENT FOR ICARUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY. BEAUTY IS A MYSTERY THAT OFFERS US FOR A MINUTE THE GLIMPSE OF AN ETERNITY WE WANT TO STRETCH OVER THE WHOLE OF TIME. IF TRUTH IS BEAUTY, HOW COME NO WOMAN HAS HER HAIR DONE IN THE LIBRARY?------FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF THE PRICE OF GOLD HAS BEEN FLAT AND I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE OVER THE NEXT 10 YEARS IT WILL MORE THAN TRIPLE WHILE THE STOCK MARKET GOES NOWHERE. THANKS TO THE FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR OF OUR BANKERS OVER THE PAST 32 YEARS, THE AMERICAN CONSUMER REMAINS OVERBURDENED WITH DEBT. AS EURIPIDES POINTED OUT OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO "WHEN ONE WITH HONEYED WORDS BUT EVIL MIND PERSUADES THE MOB, GREAT WOES BEFALL THE STATE." GOOGLE UP THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ENTITLED HOUSEHOLD DEBT AND LOOK AT THE 32 YEAR CHART. BETWEEN 1980-2000 HOUSEHOLD DEBT TO GDP GREW FROM 50% TO ALMOST 70%. BETWEEN 2000 TO 2007 THE TIN MEN ON WALL STREET SNUGGERED AMERICAN HOMEOWNERS TO RUN THEIR DEBT UP TO CLOSE TO 100% OF GDP. SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN COMING DOWN BUT STILL IS WELL ABOVE 80% OF GDP AND MUST COME DOWN A LOT MORE BEFORE WE CAN RETURN TO ROBUST GROWTH. THE STOCK MARKET IS STILL SELLING WELL ABOVE ITS MEDIAN LONG TERM P/E RATIO AND THE DOW IN GOLD IS STILL WAY ABOVE WHERE IT WILL EVENTUALLY BE. THAT GOLD WILL MAKE ANOTHER HUGE RUN IS GUARANTEED BY THE FACT THAT NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE TO REIGN IN THE FOLLY OF THE DERIVATIVES MARKET. GOOGLE UP "9/21/12--QUADRILLION DOLLAR DERIVATIVES MARKET--20 TIMES GLOBAL GDP." THE NEXT DERIVATIVES CRISIS WILL TRIGGER A HUGE RUN-UP IN GOLD.-----HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT SINCE HE INVESTED IN GOLDMAN SACHS, WARREN BUFFETT HASN'T SAID OR DONE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T STUPID OR SWINEISH. THE OTHER DAY I STUMBLED ACROSS A 6/12/12 YOUTUBE "NBC--ARE SMALL BUSINESS KEY TO GOOD ECONOMY---FEATURING(1) UNCLE CORNPONE(BUFFETT) (2) LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND (3) JOE SCARBOROUGH."---AS UNCLE CORNPONE HAS SAID MANY TIMES "IF THE ADVERTIZING MESSAGE IS RIGHT AND THE BUDGET IS BIG ENOUGH, YOU CAN FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME." LISTENING TO THIS VIDEO YOU WILL COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT GOLDMAN SACHS IS IN THE BUSINESS OF PROVIDING VENTURE CAPITAL TO WOMEN. GOLDMAN ALSO HAS A SMALL $44 TRILLION DERIVATIVES PORTFOLIO WHICH IT OPERATES ON THE SIDE. RECENTLY LLOYD BLANKFEIN CAME OUT IN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE. WHEN I WORKED ON WALL STREET THE GAY EMPLOYEES OF BROKERAGE FIRMS WERE SO DEEPLY IN THE CLOSET THAT MANY OF THEM RESEMBLED GARMENT BAGS.------ A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#44 - FRED WINTZER - 02/19/2013 - 13:44
RESPLENDENT/CONCUPISCENT/INSIDIOUS KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE PEPPY/FLAVORSOME CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "RAPE OF LUCRETIA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN COVET A THING IT IS ONLY NECESARRY TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO ATTAIN.----SEXTUS TURQUINIUS, THE HOT BLOODED SON OF ETRUSCAN KING TURQUINIUS SUPERBUS, WAS INFLMED WITH DESIRE FOR LUCRETIA, THE VIRTUOUS WIFE OF LUCIUS TURQUINIUS COLLATINUS,WHO WAS HIS FRIEND AND DISTANT RELATIVE. LUCRETIUS WAS FAMED FOR HER CHASTITY AND HER BEAUTY, BUT IT WAS HER CHASTITY THAT MOST EXITED SEXTUS TURQUIIUS. ONE NIGHT HE FOLLOWED HER TO HER NUPITAL BED CHAMBER AND RAPED HER AT SWORD POINT. THIS INCIDENT FORCED TURQUINIUS TO FLEE AND MARKED THE END OF THE ETRUSCAN DYNASTY AND THE FOUNDATION OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC 510BC.----LADIES IF WE WANT TO GET RECALCITRANT GEORGE OFF THE STREETS AND ON TO THE LEMON SQUEEZER,JUST A LITTLE MORE VIRGINITY,IF YOU DON'T MIND. IMAGINATION IS THE SPUR OF DELIGHTS AND FORBIDDEN FRUIT ALWAYS TASTES BEST.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#45 - FRED WINTZER - 02/23/2013 - 12:53
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT VINCENZO CABIANCA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU FASTEN THE GYVES TO RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S WRISTS. I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS A BOOK WHICH BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATES THE LAW OF LOVE--"LOVE LIVES ON PROPINQUITY BUT DIES ON CONTACT"----MARGERY BRADY'S "THE LOVE STORY OF W.B. YEATS AND MAUD GONNE".----THE FAMOUS IRISH POET WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS WAS THE LAST COURTLY LOVER THANKS TO MAUD'S ABILITY TO SAY "NO". WHAT YEATS CALLED "THE TROUBLE OF MY LIFE" BEGAN ON JUNE 30,1889 WHEN MAUD GONNE DROVE UP TO 3 BLENHEIM ROAD IN A HANDSOME CAB AND YEATS WAS IMMEDIATELY STRUCK BY HER IMMENSE STATURE,LUMINOUS COMPLEXION AND GRACE OF MOVEMENTS. HE FIRST PROPOSED MARRIAGE IN 1891 AND SHE FIRST ALLOWED HIM TO KISS HER IN 1899. HE LAST PROPOSED MARRIAGE IN 1916 AND DURING THESE 25 YEARS YEATS FULLFILLED ALL THE REQUIREMENTS OF THE IDEAL COURTLY LOVER. IT HAS OFTEN BEEN SAID THAT THANKS TO MAUD'S ABILITY TO SAY "NO" WE NOW HAVE SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POETRY IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE---"TREAD SOFTLY BECAUSE YOU TREAD ON MY DREAMS".----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET GEORGE CLOONEY'S MOTOR BOAT OFF OF BEAUTIFUL LAKE COMO. -----MANY KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#46 - FRED WINTZER - 02/25/2013 - 13:23
GORGEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "SUSANNA AND THE ELDERS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----AS PREDICTED J.C. PENNEY REPORTED DISASTROUS SALES AND EARNINGS RESULTS TODAY. FOR THE FULL YEAR ENDED 2/2/13 THE COMPANY LOST ALMOST $1 BILLION OR $4.49 PER SHARE. IT IS A SHAME THAT THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL DOES NOT REQUIRE IT'S MBA'S (LARVAL NO IT ALLS) TO READ PETER DRUCKER(1909-2005). DRUCKER WAS AMERICA'S FOREMOST MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT AND WAS AWARDED THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM IN 2002. HE WROTE EXTENSIVELY ON THE IMPORTANCE OF CORPORATE CULTURE AND WOULD HAVE HAD NO PROBLEM PREDICTING PENNEY'S PROBLEMS. AS DRUCKER OFTEN SAID "CULTURE EATS STRATEGY FOR BREAKFEAST."---THERE IS PROBABLY NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CREATING A CULTURE--A SET OF ATTRIBUTES,CUSTOMS AND HABITS THAT FAVORS EASY TWO WAY COMMUNICATION. AS DRUCKER PUT IT "COMPANY CULTURES ARE LIKE COUNTRY CULTURES. NEVER TRY TO CHANGE ONE.TRY,INSTEAD, TO WORK WITH WHAT YOU'VE GOT."---HEDGE FUNDS DON'T HAVE TIME TO ABSORB COMPANY CULTURES AND ADAPT THE CHANGES THEY SEEK TO THE REALITIES OF HUMAN NATURE. AFTER REPORTING THE DISASTROUS RESULTS, PENNEY'S CEO (HARVARD MBA) RON JOHNSON SAID "WE ARE PLEASED WITH THE GREAT STRIDES WE HAVE MADE IN THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS AND LOOKING AHEAD,WE ARE ENERGIZED BY OUR SHOP ROLL OUT PLANS FOR 2013." RON JOHNSON AND OTHERS IN MANAGEMENT MAY BE ENERGIZED BUT UNFORTUNATELY ROUGHLY 100,000 JC PENNEY FOOT SOLDIERS ARE TOTALLY DEMORALIZED. I CONTINUE TO PREDICT THAT BILL ACKMAN IS GOING TO BANKRUPT HIS SECOND LARGE COMPANY(BORDERS WAS #1) WITHIN 5-6 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#47 - FRED WINTZER - 03/01/2013 - 13:18
DAZZLING/LUSTFUL/PERSPICACIOUS KRISTIE-----THE BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY.----INSANITY IN INDIVIDUALS IS RARE BUT AMONG CROWDS OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS IT IS THE RULE. ON WALL STREET THE UNREAL HAS ABOUT AS MUCH INFLUENCE AS THE REAL AND THE KINDERGARTEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BREEDING GROUND FOR PSYCHIC EPIDEMICS. FOR THESE REASONS, IN ORDER TO BEAT THE MARKET THE INVESTOR MUST BE GREEDY WHEN THE CROWD IS FEARFUL AND FEARFUL WHEN THE CROWD IS GREEDY. AS BEJAMIN GRAHAM PUT IT "BASICALLY PRICE FLUCTUATIONS HAVE ONLY ONE SIGNIFICANT MEANING FOR THE INVESTOR. THEY PROVIDE HIM WITH AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY WISELY WHEN PRICES FALL SHARPLY AND TO SELL WHEN THEY ADVANCE A GREAT DEAL." IN OTHER WORDS THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE MARKET(WITHOUT TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION) IS TO BE A "CONTRARION". AS WE BOTH KNOW, RECENLTY THAT BONEHEAD BILL ACKMAN GAVE US A WONDERFUL BUYING OPPORTUNITY WHEN HE ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME AND DROVE THE STOCK FROM $73 PER SHARE TO A LOW OF $25(IT IS NOW SELLING AT $40). THE "DIRECT SELLING ASSOC." IMMEDIATELY RESPONDED TO ACKMAN'S PRESENTATION BY ISSUING A PRESS RELEASE STATING "THE DSA CAN ASSURE THE PUBLIC THAT ACKMAN'S PRESENTATION WAS A ILL-INFORMED,GROSSLY INACCURATE REPRESENTATION ABOUT THE DIRECT SELLING MODEL". ACKMAN IS MERELY REVISTING A MISCONCEPTION THAT HAS PLAGUED THE 200 DSA MEMBER FIRMS FOR OVER 100 YEARS. IN THE 1970'S AMWAY WAS ACCUSED OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME AND IN 1979 THE FTC RULED THAT THE COMPANY WAS INNOCENT.ON FEB. 25 2013 THE MOTLEY FOOL REPORTED THAT BILLIONAIRE STEVE COHEN OF SAC CAPITAL UPPED HIS STAKE IN HERBALIFE'S LARGEST DIRECT COMPETITOR GNC HOLDINGS BY OVER 30 TIMES AND NOW OWNS 5.2% OF THE COMPANY. INSTEAD OF BUYING HERBALIFE AT 9 TIMES EARNINGS HE IS BUYING AN INFERIOR COMPANY AT 18 TIMES EARNINGS. IN OTHER WORDS COHEN IS FOLLOWING THE HERD AND BEING FEARFUL WHEN THE HERD IS FEARFUL. IT IS NOW OBVIOUS THAT THE ONLY WAY SAC CAPITAL HAS OUTPERFORMED THE MARKET SINCE 1992 IS BY TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#48 - FRED WINTZER - 03/04/2013 - 13:24
FASCINATING /GAUDY/LUSTFUL KRISTIE THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT EUGENE DUVAL'S PAINTING "LA NAISSANCE DE VENUS" AND THINKING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS A PRACTICAL POET,TAMING THE SAVAGE MALE,PLANTING TENDERNESS,HOPE AND ELOQUENCE IN ALL WHOM SHE APPROACHES.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE MORE IT CHANGES,THE MORE IT REMAINS THE SAME. THE WORLD'S HISTORY IS CONSTANT.THE SAME CONDITIONS PRODUCE SIMILIAR RESULTS BECAUSE HUMAN NATURE CHANGES WITH GEOLOGICAL LEISERLINESS. OVER 200 YEARS AGO ADAM SMITH("WEALTH OF NATIONS") OBSERVED "ALL FOR OURTSELVES AND NOTHING FOR OTHER PEOPLE,SEEMS, IN EVERY AGE OF THE WORLD TO HAVE BEEN THE VILE MAXIM OF THE MASTERS OF MANKIND." THE PAST 30 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY(REAGONOMICS OR DINKLE/URINATE DOWN ECONOMICS) HAS WITNESSED A REPLAY OF THIS AGE OLD THEME. AN ARTICLE IN TODAY'S HUFFPOST BY ROBERT REICH TELLS US THAT SINCE 2000 CORPORATE PROFITS HAVE DOUBLED WHILE MEDIAN WAGES HAVE FALLEN 8%. BETWEEN 2009 AND 2011 ALL ECONOMIC GAINS HAVE GONE TO THE TOP 1% AND THE BOTTOM 99% HAVE LOST GROUND. THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF A TREND THAT BEGAN IN 1981. THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT THE MONIED CLASS THE BETTER YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE GUILLOTINE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#49 - FRED WINTZER - 03/07/2013 - 16:42
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE ZIPPY/PIQUANT CLITORIS I AM LOOKING AT BRENDA BURKE'S PAINTING "BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TRY TO IMAGINE AN INDUSTRY WHERE THE PROFESSIOALS CONSISTANTLY PERFORM THEIR JOBS WORSE THAN RANK AMATEURS AND YET MAKE $500,000-$1,500,000 A YEAR ON AVERAGE. YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE WORLD OF LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR. TODAY AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "SORRY,STOCK PICKERS--YOUR STILL GETTING CRUSHED" APPEARED ON YAHOO FINANCE. ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE JUST 37% OF THE ACTIVE FUND MANAGERS ARE FARING BETTER THAN INDEXES THEY COMPETE AGAINST. HEDGE FUNDS ARE ALSO HAVING A ROUGH YEAR. THIS SORT OF THING HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AGES. SINCE INSTITUTIONS ACCOUNT FOR WELL OVER 60% OF U.S. EQUITIES, THIS MEANS THAT THE AMATEURS CONSISTANTLY DO MUCH BETTER THAN THE PROS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO THINK OF ANOTHER INDUSTRY WHERE ANYTHING LIKE THIS OCCURS. HOW DO THESE BONEHEADS JUSTIFY THE AMAZING AMOUNTS OF MONEY THEY MAKE AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE ALL-KNOWING INVISIBLE HAND? WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES WHO ARE CONSTANTLY BEING PREYED ON BY SCOUNDRELS LIKE JAMIE DIMON AND LLOYD BLANKFEIN. IN HIS 1906 BOOK "WHAT IS MAN" MARK TWAIN MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION ABOUT ACTIVE MONEY MANAGERS " FLEAS CAN BE TAUGHT NEARLY ANYTHING A STOCK PICKER CAN". TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE MARK TWAIN WAS COMING FROM GOOGLE UP (1) PROFESSOR MARVELS AMAZING FLEA CIRCUS (2) CIGAR BOX FLEA CIRCUS AND (3) THE LAST FLEA CIRCUS. WHAT TWAIN NEGLECTED TO SAY IS THAT FLEAS CAN BE TAUGHT MANY THINGS THAT STOCK PICKERS CAN'T. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR AMAZING CLITORIS.
#50 - FRED WINTZER - 03/08/2013 - 13:59
RAVISHING/DEVIOUS/APHRODISIACAL KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS 21 YEAR OLD QUUEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BAPTISTE MARIE HUET'S PAINTING "VENUS SLEEPING ON A BED" AND THINKING OF YOUR RESPLENDENT/INDEFECTIBLE DERRIERE.----- YEARS AGO BERNARD BARUCH OBSERVED "IT IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT CAPITAL IS GENERALLY MOST FEARFUL WHEN PRICES OF SECURITIES ARE LOW AND SAFE, AND BOLDEST AT HEIGHTS WHEN THERE IS DANGER."----TODAY WE GOT AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF BARUCH'S MAXIM WHEN TWO ANAL-ISTS EXPRESSED NEGATIVE SENTIMENTS ABOUT APPLE(AAPL) AND DOWNGRADED THE COMPANY'S STOCK. THE STOCK IS DOWN ALMOST 40% FROM IT'S HIGH AND IS SELLING AT LESS THAN 10 TIMES EARNINGS VERSUS 18 TIMES FOR THE S&P 500 AND 25 TIMES FOR KETCHUP MANUFACTURER H.J. HEINZ. IT APPEARS TO ME THAT WALL STREET IS SNIFFING GLUE AGAIN AND THAT WE HAVE ON OUR HANDS ANOTHER BUYING OPPORTUNITY. I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON APPLE'S PRODUCTS BUT I WALK EVERY MORNING IN THE CHRISTIANNA MALL AND AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH THERE ARE LINES OF ASIAN'S WAITING TO BUY I-PADS OR I-PHONES. CONTRARY TO EUGENE FAMA'S EFFICIENT MARKET THESIS, I CONTEND THAT THE MARKET HAS A SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEM. ANYONE TAKEN AS AN INDIVIDUAL IS TOLERABLY SENSIBLE---AS A MEMBER OF A CROWD, HE AT ONCE BECOMES A BONEHEAD. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#51 - FRED WINTZER - 03/12/2013 - 14:10
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY/AMROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT PHILLIP LESLIE HALE'S PAINTING "APHRODITE OF THE SEA GULLS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET---GORGEOUS KRISTIE.---THE HERBALIFE SAGA CONTINUES WITH CARL ICAHN BUYING AN ADDITIONAL 2.3 MILLION SHARES SINCE MARCH 5. AS YOU KNOW, I AM CONVINCED THAT BILL ACKMAN IS GOING TO LOSE A FORTUNE. HE HAS ACCUSED AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY OF OPERATING A PYRAMID SCHEME--NOT JUST HERBALIFE. ON DEC. 20,2012 THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE WHICH BEGAN "TODAY THE WELL BEING OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO RELY ON DIRECT SELLING AS A SOURCE OF SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME WAS PUT AT RISK WHEN BILL ACKMAN OF PERSHING CAPITAL PRESENTED A SHORT THESIS ON HERBALIFE." WALL STREET CONTINUES TO VIEW THE FIGHT AS ONE BETWEEN ACKMAN AND HERBALIFE---IT IS REALLY ACKMAN VERSUS 465 COMPANIES WHO EMPLOY 16 MILLION REPRESENTATIVES. I AM CONVINCED THE FTC WILL RULE IN FAVOR OF THE DSA.-----GALILEO GALILEI(1564-1642) WAS FOND OF SAYING HE NEVER MET A MAN SO IGNORANT THAT HE COULDN'T LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL FROM HIM. THE FOLLOWING COMMENT BY JACK WELCH ON KUDLOW MONEY(3/17/9) ILLUSTRATES GALILEO'S POINT "ANY JERK CAN HAVE SHORT TERM EARNINGS. YOU SQUUEZE,SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE AND THE COMPANY SINKS 5 YEARS LATER." -----I GOT SOME BAD NEWS YESTERDAY, MY APARTMENT COMPLEX ,WITHOUT ANY WARNING, NOTIFIED ME THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO RENEW MY LEASE. I HOPE I CAN TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM SINCE MY APARTMENT IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET MY TWO CANCER DOCTERS AND I AM TOO OLD TO MAKE ANOTHER SENSELESS MOVE.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#52 - FRED WINTZER - 03/17/2013 - 11:54
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE GORGEOUS ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS AND COLLOSAL BRAIN, I AM LOOKING AT GUIDO RENI'S PAINTING "RECLINING VENUS WITH CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOU.----WARREN BUFFETT HAS OFTEN SAID "IT'S FAR BETTER TO BUY A WONDERFUL COMPANY AT A FAIR PRICE THAN A FAIR COMPANY AT A WONDERFUL PRICE". FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE PRICE OF APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK AND THINKING THE MARKET IS GIVING US AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY A WONDERFUL COMPANY AT A WONDERFUL PRICE. THIS COMPANY HAS A BALANCE SHEET AND CASH FLOW THAT WOULD GIVE A VULTURE CAPITALIST LIKE MIIT ROMNEY AN ERECTION. IT HAS A STRONG POSITION IN TWO MARKET SEGMENTS THAT ARE PROJECTED TO GROW 25% AND 35% PER ANNUM OVER THE NEXT 3 YEARS. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANY'S IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN(46% RETURN ON AVG. EQUITY) AND HAS CASH AND EQUIVALENT SUFFICIENT TO WIPE OUT 50% OF IT'S TOTAL DEBT. ACCORDING TO MICHIO KAKU BETWEEN NOW AND 2020 ALL KINDS OF EXCITING NEW DEVELOPMENTS ARE PROJECTED FOR THE WORLD COMPUTER MARKET. APPLE'S STOCK IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT A 44% DISCOUNT TO THE S&P 500 AND HAS A DIVIDEND YIELD COMPORABLE TO THE DOW JONES. I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE EVER SEEN A BUYING OPPORTUNITY THIS ATTRACTIVE IN ALL MY YEARS ON WALL STREET.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME. MY TONGUE WAS ERECT FOR OVER 4 HOURS AND I HAD TO CALL MY DOCTOR.
#53 - FRED WINTZER - 03/22/2013 - 14:48
LUXURIENT/RESPLENDENT/IMPASSIONED KRISTIE------THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ALBERT LUDOVICI'S PAINTING OF "LORELEI" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: FRONT-RUNNING IS ALIVE AND WELL AT GOLDMAN SACHS AS EVIDENCED BY THE WAY IT'S ANALYST BANGS BLACKBERRY'S(BBRY) STOCK UP AND DOWN. ON 11/29/12 GOLMAN RAISED IT'S RATING ON BBRY FROM NEUTRAL TO BUY AND THE STOCK SOARED. TODAY GOLDMAN LOWERED IT'S RATING FROM BUY TO NEUTRAL AND THE STOCK WAS DOWN 3.9% BEFORE THE MORNING BELL.ALLOWING BROKERAGE FIRMS TO MAKE MONEY LIKE THIS IS AKIN TO GIVING SOMEONE A PRINTING PRESS THAT MAKES PERFECT $1,000 BILLS. A MORON COULD BECOME A BILLIOAIRE IN TODAY'S UNREGULATED STOCK MARKET.----A QUADRIILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#54 - `FRED WINTZER - 03/26/2013 - 13:33
SUBLIME/WANTON/WILY KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FROLICSOME/DELECTABLE CLITORIS; I AM LOOKING AT GENEVIEVE VIERLING'S PAINTING OF "HERA AND ZEUS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY LINGUA TICKLES THE IVORIES ON YOUR GORGEOUS PINK UMBRELLA.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THERE IS SAFETY IN NUMBERS HASN'T FOLLOWED THE ABSURDITIES OF THE STOCK MARKET(3/10/2000 PEAK OF INTERNET BUBBLE). ON WALL STREET LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE THE SHEEP AND GOLDMAN SACHS IS THE SHEPHERD. GOLDMAN'S TRADERS ARE MASTERS AT EXPLOITING THE HOPES,FEARS AND GREED OF THEIR INSTITUTIONAL CLIENTS. YESTERDAY'S BLACKBERRY(BBRY) CAPER WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE SHEPHERD STAMPEEDING THE SHEEP IN THE DIRECTION THEY WERE ALREADY HEADING. BLACBERRY'S STOCK WAS DOWN ON FRIDAY AND THE SHEEP WERE SCARED. GOLDMAN'S TRADERS LET ANALYST SIMONA JANKOWSKI KNOW THAT A DOWNGRADE WAS IN ORDER. ON MONDAY MORNING SHE INFORMED GOLDMAN'S SALES FORCE THAT "OUR RETAIL CHECKS OF 20(OUT OF 17,5OO TOTAL) RADIO SHACK,AT&T AND BEST BUY STORES INDICATE A SURPRISING LACK OF MARKET SUPPORT AND POOR POSITIONING FOR BLACKBERRY Z10". DOWN GOES BBRY'S STOCK AND GOLDMAN MAKES A KILLING ON IT'S TRADING DESK. SUCH IS WALL STREET. A MADNESS WORSE THAN HYDROPHOBIA. KEEP IN MIND THAT GOLDMAN SACHS WAS MITT ROMNEY'S BIGGEST $ SUPPORTER AND THANK HEAVEN OBAMA WON IN NOVEMBER. "NINE GAMBLERS COULDN'T FEED A SINGLE ROOSTER" HUNGARIAN PROVERB. TAKE A LOOK AT "MOTHER JONES" LIST OF FLORIDA BASED ROMNEY SUPPORTERS($50,000 DONERS) AND THANK HEAVEN FOR THE 47%.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE FRISKY LITTLE VARMIT.
#55 - FRED WINTZER - 03/27/2013 - 14:30
ANGELIC/SUBLIME/FOXY KRISTIE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN WORLD HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD ARMITAGE'S PAINTING "THE SIREN 1888' AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS-----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT "HAVE OILY TONGUE WILL TRAVEL" IS AT IT AGAIN. IF YOU EVER VISIT THE COLUMBIA BUSINESS SCHOOL YOU WILL NOTICE A HUGE BILLBOARD WHICH FEATURES THE FOLLOWING THOMAS CARLYLE QUOTE "IT IS A STRANGE TRADE THAT OF ADVOCACY. YOUR INTELLECT,YOUR HIGHEST HEAVENLY GIFT IS HUNG UP IN THE SHOP WINDOW LIKE A LOADED PISTOL." ACCORDING TO YESTERDAY'S HUFF POST ANOTHER COLUMBIA PROSTITUTE HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO WALL STREET. "OVERALL THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF ANY ADVERSE EFFECT DUE TO HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING"---COLUMBIA BUSINESS SCHOOL PET OF THE MONTH---CHARLES JONES. AS YOU AND I BOTH KNOW, HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING IS FRONT-RUNNING SPELLED BACKWARDS.EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY MAKES ONE THANKFUL THAT MITT ROMNEY AND HIS SIDEKICK GLENN HUBBARD ARE NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.-----MANY/MANY KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#56 - FRED WINTZER - 03/28/2013 - 14:16
VULPINE/LUXURIENT/SUMPTUOUS KRISTIE THE WORLDS FOREMOST PRIMOTOLOGIST WHO TAUGHT AN ORANGUTAN TO PLAY A STRADIVARIUS. I AM LOOKING AT SOLOMON JOSEPH'S PAINTING "VENUS AND CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS/INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.-------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU WANT TO BUY STOCKS WHEN THERE IS BLOOD IN THE STREET(GREEDY WNEN SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE SCARED). THE ROLE OF SECURITIES ANAL-ISTS AND BUSINESS REPORTERS IS TO COME DOWN FROM THE HILLS AND SHOOT THE WOUNDED AFTER A STOCK HAS ALREADY BEEN CLOBBERED. YESTERDAY THEY DID JUST THAT:(1) GOLDMAN SUCKS TOOK APPLE(APPL) OFF ITS PREFERRED LIST BECAUSE IT HASN'T UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT SINCE THE IPAD IN 2010. AND (2) ON "SQUAWK ON THE STREET", JIM(GETTING BACK TO EVEN) CRAMER STATED THAT APPLE IS BECOMING THE JC PENNEY OF TECH.-------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THESE ARE TWO MORE GOOD REASONS TO LOAD UP ON APPLE'S STOCK WHICH IS NOW SELLING AT 9.7 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A YIELD OF 2.4%. KEEP IN MIND THAT IN FEBRUARY 2013 WARREN BUFFETT PAID OVER 20 TIMES EARNING FOR H.J. HEINZ(HNZ) WHICH HASN'T UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT SINCE THE YEAR 1876 WNEN IT INTRODUCED HEINZ KETCHUP. EACH JANUARY WALL STREET FOECASTS THE PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES THAT WILL HAVE THE HIGHEST FROFITS. THIS YEAR(2013) APPLE(APPL) IS PROJECTED TO KEEP FIRST PLACE---AHEAD OF #2 EXXON. JC PENNY JUST REPORTED A $1 BILLION LOSS FOR 2012 AND BARING A MIRACLE THINGS COULD GET WORSE. SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH JIM CRAMER HOW TO ANALYZE AN INCOME STATEMENT.------VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: BUY AS MUCH APPLE STOCK AS YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.-----PS: EVERY DAY I VISIT THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE LIBRARY. YESTERDAY I COUNTED 15 APPLE PC'S IN THE CAFETERIA AND WATCHED HUFFPOST LIFE AND THE YOUNG MODERATOR WAS SEATED IN FRONT OF ANOTHER APPLE PC. HOW CAN YOU LOSE--YOU CAN'T;YOU CAN'T LOSE.
#57 - FRED WINTZER - 04/04/2013 - 11:44
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE 14 BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.-----HAS WALL STREET NO APPARENT UTILITY? DOES IT APPEAR TO BE UNQUALIFIEDLY RATTY,RAFFISH,SORDID,OBSCENE, AND LOW DOWN,AND ITS SALIENT VIRTUOSI A GANG OF UNMITIGATED SCOUNDRELS? THEN LET US NOT FORGET ITS HIGH CAPICITY TO SOOTHE AND TICKLE THE MIDRIFF,ITS INCOMPARABLE SERVICES AS A MAKER OF ENTERTAINMENT.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WARREN BUFFETT IS NOT THE MOST INTELLIGENT MAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS FILTHY RICH BECAUSE HE HAS SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE BETTING AGAINST THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
#58 - FRED WINTZER - 04/04/2013 - 12:17
STATUESQUE/RANDY/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY/PIQUENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING THE "BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON EARTH---YOU.-----TODAY I STARTED TO READ A FASCINATING NEW BOOK---FRANS DE WAAL'S "THE BONOBO AND THE ATHEIST".THE THESIS OF THE BOOK IS THAT MORAL BEHAVIOR DOES NOT BEGIN WITH RELIGION BUT IS A PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION. SENSITIVITY TO OTHERS,CONCERN FOR FAIRNESS AND OTHER MORAL BEHAVIOR DERIVE FROM ANCIENT INSTINCTIVE CAPACITIES OF APES WITH A DEEP HISTORY OF SOCIAL LIVING.-----WHEN DE WAAL TIRES OF STUDYING BONOBOS, HE MIGHT WANT TO SPEND 4-5 YEARS STUDYING BILLIONAIRES---PARTICULARILY THE WALL STREET VARIETY. HE WILL FIND THAT MANY OF THESE FELLOWS RESEMBLE INSECTS---I.E. THEY ARE BORN WITHOUT THE INSTINCT FOR EMPATHY. AS AESOP POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO("HERCULES AND PLUTUS--GOD OF WEALTH").--"I DO NOT LIKE PLUTUS,SAID HERCULES, FOR WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER ON EARTH I NOTICED THAT HE WAS ALWAYS TO BE FOUND IN THE COMPANY OF SCOUNDRELS AND LIARS."----I WILL END THIS RANT WITH A WARREN BUFFETT QUOTE "IF LLOYD BLANKFEIN HAD A TWIN BROTHER,I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITRORIS,
#59 - FRED WINTZER - 04/07/2013 - 15:01
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS AND THE COLOSAL BRAIN----I AM LOOKING AT A. BLOCKLANDT'S PAINTING "APHRODITE DISARMING EROS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS----AS J.P. MORGAN POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO "OF ALL FORMS OF TYRANNY THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE AND MOST VULGAR IS THE TYRANNY OF MERE WEALTH, THE TYRANNY OF PLUTOCRACY". WEALTHY BUSINESSMEN RESPRESENT A VERY LOW FORM OF LIFE AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE FROM DE WAAL'S BOOK ON BONOBOS---"MISSING FROM MOST OF THIS DEBATE(ON ALTRUISM) HAS BEEN THE VIEW THAT HUMANS AND OTHER MAMMALS ACHIEVE ALTRUISM QUITE DIFFERENTLY FROM SOCIAL INSECTS. INSECTS LACK EMPATH,WHERAS OUR BRAINS ARE BUILT TO CONNECT WITH OTHERS AND EXPERIENCE THEIR PAIN AND PLEASURE. THE END RESULT CAN BE BOTH GENUINE AND SATISFYING AT THE SAME TIME"--PP 53-54 "BONOBO AND ATHIEST".---- AS BALZAC PUT IT "I DO NOT CONSIDER A STOCK BROKER A HUMAN BEING"---A YACHT FULL OF BILLIONAIRES IS A BAD PLAY SURROUNDED BY WATER.---- REAGONOMICS WAS BUILT ON THE FOLLOWING FALSE ASSUMPTION "ENTREPRENEURS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST ALL THE ECONOMIC GROWTH IN THE UNITED STATES"--RONALD REAGAN.----ACCORDING TO "THE OXFORD ENCL. OF ECONOMIC HISTORY" ROUGHLY 90% OF ALL INCOME GROWTH IN ENGLAND AND THE UNITED STATES AFTER 1780 IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO SCIENTIFIC AND TECNOLOGICAL INNOVATION.----REGARDLESS OF LIBERTARIAN PROPAGANDISTS,FREE MARKET CAPITALISM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED,BUBBLE-INFLATING,SWINDLERS GAME,IN WHICH PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITIES(NOT JOB CREATORS) THRIVE. AS MILTON FRIEDMAN PUT IT "BUSINESSMEN FAVOR FREE ENTERPRISE IN GENERAL BUT ARE OPPOSED TO IT WHEN IT COMES TO THEMSELVES". SINCE THE THE APRIL 15 "FORBES" MAGAZINE FEATURES A COVER PAGE STORY ON A PSYCHOPATH "ICHAN UNLEASHED" I WILL END WITH A CARL ICAHN QUOTE THAT SUMMARIZES 30 YEARS OF REAGANOMICS "IN THE TAKEOVER BUSINESS IF YOU WANT A FRIEND,YOU BUY A DOG".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#60 - FRED WINTZER - 04/14/2013 - 15:58
GAUDY/PROVOCATIVE/TANTALIZING KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "TEPIDARIUM" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE FOLLOWING QUOTE BY FRENCH LITERARY THEORIST ROLAND BARTHES--"IS NOT THE MOST EROTIC PORTION OF THE BODY WHERE THE GARMENT GAPES? IT IS INTERMITTENCE WHICH IS EROTIC: THE INTERMITTANCE OF SKIN FLASHING BETWEEN TWO ARTICLES OF CLOTHING;IT IS THIS FLASH ITSELF WHICH SEDUCES."-----MEN DESIRE THE UNKNOWN--THEY LIKE MYSTERY--THE MALE MIND LOVES IMAGES WHOSE MEANING IS UNKNOWN.----HUFF POST 04/13/13 CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "ARE BILLIONAIRES JUST SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?"----THE ARTICLE IS BASED ON A DUKE UNIVERSITY STUDY WHICH FOUND THAT ABOUT 45% OF BILLIONAIRES ARE IN THE TOP 1% OF BRAINS AS MEASURED BY ATTENDANCE AT 29 SELECTED "ELITE COLLEGES" AND SAT SCORES.-----AS BERTRAND RUSSELL POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO "WE ARE BORN IGNORANT,NOT STUPID. IT'S FORMAL EDUCATION THAT MAKES US STUPID."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE PROPER DEFINTION OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE(NOT TO PROPERLY ANSWER MULTIBLE CHOICE EXAMS).INTELLIGENCE IS THE KNACK OF SEEING THINGS AS THEY ARE AND DOING THINGS AS THEY OUGHT TO BE DONE.AS LEONARDO DA VINCI PUT IT "COMMON SENSE IS THAT WHICH JUDGES THE THINGS GIVEN TO IT BY THE OTHER SENSES." AN INTELLIGENT PERSON IS OPEN MINDED,ACTIVE MEMORIED AND PERSISTENTLY EXPERIMENTAL. MOST BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT INTELLIGENT BY THESE MEASURES OR AS SOMEONE OBSERVED LONG AGO "TO BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO MAKE ALL THAT MONEY ONE HAS TO STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT IT."----A HAPPY LIFE IS TRANQUILITY OF MIND. TO BE CONTENT WITH WHAT WE POSSESS IS THE GREATEST AND MOST SECURE OF RICHES.----TODAYS HUFF POST CONTAINED SOME BAD NEWS FOR AMERICAN CHILDREN. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS TURNED IT'S BUZZING SEARCH LIGHT ON MY FAVORITE CHILDRENS BOOKS "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS". THESE BOOKS WERE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE REMOVED FROM SCHOOL AND LIBRARY SHELVES. BEFORE THEY ARE BANNED GET YOUR HANDS ON MY FAVORITE---"CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE INVASION OF THE INCREDIBLY NAUGHTY CAFETERIA LADIES FROM OUTER SPACE." THIS BOOK ALSO COVERS THE EQUALLY EVIL LUNCHROOM ZOMBIE NERDS. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, TODAY JOE SCARBOROUGH ACCUSED "WALTER THE FARTING DOG" OF FOMENTING CLASS WARFARE AND ON APRIL 10 GOLDMAN SACHS DELIVERED A SERIES OF ADROIT BLOWS TO THE PRECIOUS METAL GOLD---DOWN 14%(EARN WHILE YOU CHURN).----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#61 - FRED WINTZER - 04/17/2013 - 15:09
GLORIOUS/LUXURIENT/OSTENTATIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE RANDY/LASCIVIOUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT BARTHOLOLOMAUS SPRANGER'S PAINTING "VULCAN & MAIA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY MAGIC TONGUE MAKES CONTACT WITH YOUR INCOMPARABLE MAGIC BUTTON.---THE SUREST WAY TO HIT A WOMAN'S HEART IS TO TAKE AIM KNEELING. ONE SHOULD EMPLOY SOFT WORDS AND FLATTERIES WHICH DELIGHT THE EAR. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, MAMMON WINS HIS WAY WHERE SERAPHS MIGHT DESPAIR.-----APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK GETS CHEAPER EVERY DAY AS THE MOMENTUM INVESTORS CONTINUE TO JUMP SHIP. IT NOW SELLS FOR LESS THAN 9 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A 2.5% YIELD. THIS IS LIKE BUYING KOBE BRYANT FOR 1/2 THE PRICE OF THE AVERAGE NBA PLAYER. APPLE COMPUTER MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER CHANGING ITS NAME TO TOMATO COMPUTER. ON 02/14/13 UNCLE CORNPONE(WARREN BUFFETT) THE MOST CLOSELY WATCHED INVESTOR IN AMERICA, BOUGHT HEINZ KETCHUP FOR $23.3 BILLION OR 23 TIMES EARNINGS. IF WARREN THOUGHT APPLE MADE KETCHUP HE MIGHT BE WILLING TO TAKE A LOOK. IF HE BOUGHT THE STOCK THIS WOULD REPRESENT WARREN'S FIRST INVESTMENT IN A 21ST CENTURY COMPANY.----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS--- P.S. AYN RAND'S "ATLAS SHRUGGED" HERO WAS JOHN GALT-- HE WAS A CREATOR,PHILOSOPHER AND INVENTOR WHO SYMBOLIZED THE POWER AND GLORY OF THE HUMAN MIND. TODAYS BILLIONAIRE(DONALD TRUMP ETC) RESEMBLES THE CHARACTER CLEON(WEALTHY TANNER) IN ARISTOPHANES PLAY "KNIGHTS"---HE WAS "A RASCAL FREE FROM ALL EDUCATION."
#62 - FRED WINTZER - 04/19/2013 - 18:15
OPULENT/SUMPTUOUS/FERVID KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ADOLPHE BOUGEREAU'S PAINTING "FAUN AND BACCHANTE" AND THINKING THAT NO MAN IS HAPPY WITHOUT A DELUSION OF SOME KIND. WERE WE PERFECTLY ACQUAINTED WITH AN OBJECT WE SHOULD NEVER PASSIONATELY DESIRE IT. THE FOLLOWING SHAKESPEARE QUOTE MAKES ME THINK OF ADORABLE YOU---"WOOING THEE,I FOUND THEE OF MORE VALUE THAN STAMPS IN GOLD OR SUMS IN SEALED BAGS. AND IT IS THE VERY RICHES OF THYSELF THAT NOW I AIM AT."------ BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:THE STOCK MARKET SEEMS TO HAVE A WAY OF FINDING NEWS APPROPRIATE TO ITS FRAME OF MIND. INSANITY IN INDIVIDUALS IS RARE BUT IN CROWDS IT IS THE RULE.INDIVIDUALS IMMERSED IN A CROWD AS A RESULT OF THE MAGNETIC INFUENCE GIVEN OUT BY THE CROWD BEGIN TO RESEMBLE THE STATE OF FASCINATION OF PEOPLE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HYPNOSIS. THE NEO-CORTEX BECOMES PARALYSED. APPLE(AAPL) STOCK CONTINUES TO DECLINE AND IS NOW SELLING FOR LESS THAN 1/2 THE S&P PRICE EARNINGS RATIO WITH A HIGHER DIVIDEND YIELD THAN THE S&P. DEAR UNCLE CORNPONE: SOMEONE'S NOT LOOKING! -----I WILL END THIS RANT WITH A QUOTE FROM MARY BUCKLEY---"HUSBANDS ARE AWKWARD THINGS TO DEAL WITH; EVEN KEEPING THEM IN HOT WATER WILL NOT MAKE THEM TENDER."
#63 - FRED WINTZER - 04/20/2013 - 19:25
EXQUISITE/ANGELIC/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM-----I AM LOOKING AT THE PAINTING OF "THE ERYTHRAEN SIBYL" FOUND IN THE MUSEE DES BEAUX ARTS AND THINKING OF YOUR COLOSSAL BRAIN AND AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.-----ON 4/21/13 THE HUFFINGTON POST CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "FREE MARKET ECONOMICS SUPPORTERS LESS LIKELY TO BELIEVE SCIENCE".-----IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT THE ENTIRE EDIFICE OF LIBERTARIAN ECONOMICS IS FOUNDED UPON A PREMISE RECENTLY REFUTED BY MODERN NEUR0SCIENCE. THE BIBLE OF LIBERTARIANS IS LUDWIG VON MISES "HUMAN ACTION" WHICH IS AN ECONOMIC STRUCTURE CONSTRUCTED ON THE FOLLOWING FOUNDATION----"HUMAN ACTION IS PURPOSEFUL BEHAVIOR. IT IS BEHAVIOR BEGOT BY JUDGEMENTS OF VALUE,AIMING AT A DEFINITE END AND GUIDED BY IDEAS CONCERNING THE SUITABILITY OR UNSUITABILITY OF DEFINITE MEANS---IT IS CONSCIOUS BEHAVIOR.IT IS VOLITION;IT IS A DISPLAY OF WILL."---LUDWIG VON MISES "THE ULTIMATE FOUNDATION OF ECONOMIC SCIENCE".-----DURING THE PAST 50 YEARS MODERN NEUROSCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT SHAKESPEARE HAD IT RIGHT--CONSCIOUS THOUGHT IS DRIVEN BY EMOTION AND MOST OF THE ACTIVITIES OF THE BRAIN ARE NOT EVEN PERCEIVED BY THE CONSCIOUS MIND. THE DICHOTOMY OF RATIONAL THINKING AND EMOTIONAL BEHAVIOR IS PART OF WESTERN INTELLECTUAL HISTORY. MODERN NEUROSCIENCE AND PARTICULARLY DATA COLLECTED ON PATIENTS WITH SPECIFIC TYPES OF BRAIN DAMAGE SUGGEST THAT TRULY RATIONAL BEHAVIOR IS NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT EMOTION. THE NUMEROUS INTERCONNECTIONS BETWEEN THE LIMBIC SYSTEM(EMOTIONAL BRAIN) AND THE NEO-CORTEX SUGGEST THAT EMOTION,MEMORY,AND COGNITION ALL PARTICIPATE IN ALL HUMAN BEHAVIOR.FROM THIS,AS WELL AS OTHER OBSERVATIONS,A NEW PARADGIM HAS EMERGED, WHICH ACKNOWLEDGES THAT "OUR FEELINGS" PLAY A MAJOR ROLE IN WHAT WAS FORMERLY THOUGHT OF AS "RATIONAL" JUDGEMENTS.-----MADISON AVENUE FIGURED THIS OUT YEARS AGO AND MOST OF THE $131 BILLION IN USA ANNUAL ADVERTIZING EXPENDITURES APPEAL TO THE EMOTIONS---NOT THE RATIONAL BRAIN. ADVERTIZING IS THE GREATEST ART FORM OF THE 20TH CENTURY AND IS THE ART OF CONVINCING PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE FOR SOMETHING THEY DON'T NEED.------ A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#64 - FRED WINTZER - 04/24/2013 - 17:25
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT LUCAS CRANACH SR.'S PAINTING "APHRODITE AND EROS" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS AN OBSESSION DURING WHICH WE DON'T POSSESS THE THOUHTS WE HAVE--THEY POSSESS US. WE DON'T POSSESS THE FEELINGS WE HAVE--THEY POSSESS US. ALL EXTREMES OF FEELING ARE ALLIED WITH MADNESS AND THAT IS WHY IT IS SO EASY TO CALL A MAN IN LOVE A MADMAN. ACCORDING TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY HUMANS WERE ORIGINALLY CREATED WITH 4 ARMS 4 LEGS AND A HEAD WITH 2 FACES. FEARING THEIR POWER ZEUS SPLIT THEM INTO TWO SEPERATE PARTS CONDEMNING THEM TO SPEND THEIR LIVES IN SEARCH OF THEIR OTHER HALVES.-----YESTERDAY WHILE CONTEMPLATING THE J.C. PENNEY BOONDOGGLE CREATED BY PERSHING CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, I RE-READ ROBERT TOWNSEND'S 1970 CLASSIC "UP THE ORGANIZATION". THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE HELPS TO EXPLAIN PENNEY'S CURRENT DISASTROUS RESULTS--"DON'T HIRE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL GRADUATES. THESE NON-PLAYING CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY ARE MISSING THE FOLLOWING (1)HUMILITY(2)RESPECT FOR PEOPLE ON THE FIRING LINE(3)A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS AND (5) A DEMONSTRATED RECORD OF GUTS,INDUSTRY,LOYALTY AND FAIRNESS. AS EVIDENCED BY BILL ACKMAN'S AND RON JOHNSON'S BEHAVIOR DURING THE PAST TWO YEARS, ACCORDING TO HARVARD MBA'S NOTHING SO NEEDS REFORMING AS OTHER PEOPLES HABITS---IN THIS CASE BOTH PENNEY'S EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS WERE REQUIRED TO CHANGE ALL THEIR HABITS OVER NIGHT. HABIT IS THE DEEPEST LAW OF HUMAN NATURE AND IS A CABLE;WE WEAVE A THREAD EACH DAY,AND AT LAST WE CANNOT BREAK IT. YEATERDAY GEORGE SOROS AND GOLDMAN SACHS ANNOUNCED THEY WERE AMASSING SIGNIFICANT STAKES IN TROUBLED,NEAR DEAD,STRATEGICALLY CHALLENGED JC PENNEY. UNFORTUNATELY, ACTIVIST BONEHEAD WILLIAM ACKMAN IS STILL PENNEY'S TOP SHAREHOLDER WITH A 17.8 PERCENT STAKE. AS LONG AS THIS LINTHEAD IS CALLING THE SHOTS, PENNEY DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#65 - FRED WINTZER - 04/30/2013 - 15:58
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS OF THE 1001 ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT ANNIBALE CARRACI'S PAINTING "BACCHANTE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: CHALLENGE,AND NOT DESIRE,LIES AT THE HEART OF SEDUCTION. A MODEST DEMEANOR ALWAYS AROUSES THOUGHTS OF SEDUCTIION. A WISE WOMAN NEVER YIELDS BY APPOINTMENT. IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN UNFORSEEN HAPPINESS. YESTERDAY I WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO(18 AND WET) AGAIN AND CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOUR ORGASIMS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ON THE INTERNET .----- ON MAY 5TH "CNN MONEY" QUOTED HEDGE FUND MANAGER LEON COOPERMAN AS SAYING "BILL ACKMAN HAS ONE OF THE BEST INVESTING MINDS AROUND." UNFORTUNATELY, ACKMAN'S COLOSAL INVESTING MIND HAS TAKEN A BEATING LATELY. ON TUESDAY J.C. PENNEY REPORTED ANOTHER QUARTER OF STEEP SALES DECLINES AND HERBALIFE'S STOCK CONTINUES TO RISE AS CARL ICAHAN ANNOUNCED HE BOUGHT ANOTHER 611,354 SHARES. I AGREE WITH COOPERMAN'S ASSESMENT OF ACKMAN'S MIND AND CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES PREYED UPON BY SCOUNDRELS WHO ARE ALSO CHILDREN AND IMBECILES. ACKMAN IS NOW PROJECTING THAT PROCTER AND GAMBLE SELLING AT 17 TIMES EARNINGS WILL SOON BE SELLING FOR MORE THAN 20 TIMES EARNINGS. I THINK IT IS FAR MORE LIKELY THAT APPLE COMPUTER WILL RISE ABOVE 20 TIMES EARNINGS($463 TODAY TO $838 AT 20 TIMES). IF I AM RIGHT, A YEAR FROM NOW LEON COOPERMAN WILL BE SINGING THE PRAISES OF MY COLOSAL INVESTING MIND. ---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#66 - FRED WINTZER - 05/09/2013 - 16:39
STUNNING/TANTALIZING/INSIDIOUS KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT LEON FRANCOIS COMERRE'S PAINTING "GOLDEN RAIN" AND THINKING "O KRISTIE! THOUGH WERT FASHIONED TO BEGUILE".---THE GREAT AMBITION OF WOMAN IS TO INSPIRE LOVE. WHETHER THEY GIVE OR REFUSE, IT DELIGHTS WOMEN TO BE ASKED. COITUS IS UNIFORM AND BORING. BUT COURTSHIP IS PERPETUALLY VARYING AND THE THE DIFFERENT MALE RESPONSES TO FEMININE BEAUTY AND DECEIT WOULD BE SUFFICIENT TO FILL A LIBRARY.----I AM CURRENTLY READING LES LEOPOLD'S BOOK ON HEDGE FUNDS --"HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR" ;WHICH HAS FURTHER CONVINCED ME OF THE NEED FOR "THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY."----ALBERT EINSTEIN ONCE OBSERVED "SOMEONE WHO READS ONLY NEWSPAPERS AND BOOKS OF CONTEMPORARY AUTHORS LOOKS TO ME LIKE AN EXTREMELY NEARSIGHTED PERSON WHO SCORNS EYEGLASSES."-----AMERICAN WOMEN WOULD BE WISE TO STUDY THE MANY WILES OF THE HIGHEST CLASS OF GREEK COURTESANS(500BC)--THE HETAIRAI. THESE CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS LIVE INDEPENDENTLY AND ENTERTAINED IN THEIR OWN HOMES. A NUMBER OF THEM ACHIEVED SCHOLASTIC IMMORTALITY WHICH WAS CHRONICLED BY THE FRENCH HISTORIAN PAUL LACROIX "HISTORY OF PROSTITUTION" 1931-----LAIS OF CORINTH WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL AND WHEN SHE DIED SHE WAS HONORED WITH A SPLENDID TOMB AS THE "GREATEST CONQUERER THAT THE GREEKS HAVE EVER KNOWN" (FROM THE FILTHY RICH ARISTIPPUS SHE EXTRACTED SUCH SUMS AS TO SCANDALIZE HIS SERVANT)'------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#67 - FRED WINTZER - 05/12/2013 - 19:40
ENTHRALLING/SUMPTUOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE GUILEFUL INANNA WITH THE SPRIGHTLY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ADRIAEN VAN DER WERFF'S PAINTING "ADAM & EVE" AND THINKING BACK ON THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA.------BENJAMIN GRAHAM ONCE OBSERVED THAT "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING." THE RECENT UPWARD MOVEMENT IN J.C. PENNEY'S STOCK IS A PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF THIS MAXIM. ON APRIL 22 BERNARD SOSNICK OF GILFORD SECURITIES UPGRADED THE STOCK TO A BUY BASED ON HIS BELIEF THAT MIKE ULLMAN IS THE CORRECT CHOICE AS C.E.O. AND THAT HE WILL MAKE THE RIGHT STEPS TO IMPROVE OPERATING RESULTS. THE STOCK HAS RISEN ALMOST 15% SINCE. AS HONORE DE BALZAC POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO("LA MAISON NUCIGEN"), THERE ARE TWO WORLDS IN WHICH EVENTS OCCUR (1) THE REAL WORLD AND (2) THE WORLD BETWEEN THE EARS OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS. TO VISIT THE REAL WORLD RELATIVE TO J.C. PENNEY VISIT ONE OF THEIR STORES AND TALK TO THE SALES CLERKS. AT ITS PEAK J.C. PENNEY'S PRIVATE LABEL WOMEN'S APPAREL(ST. JOHN'S BAY) WAS A $4-5 BILLION BRAND THAT HAD BEEN IN EXISTANCE SINCE 1986. RON JOHNSON(WITH BILL ACKMAN'S APPROVAL) THREW IT OUT OF THE STORES AND PROBABLY FIRED THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO CREATED AND OUT-SOURCED THIS LINE OF CLOTHING. ACCORDING TO EVERY SALES CLERK I HAVE INTERVIEWED, THIS IS THE MAJOR REASON FOR THE $4 BILLION SALES DECLINE IN 2012. IN OTHER WORDS, THANKS TO JOHNSON/ACKMAN J.C. PENNEY(LIKE BORDERS BOOKS) IS NOW HUMPTY DUMPTY----ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN. BILL ACKMAN IN PARTICULAR AND ACTIVIST HEDGE FUNDS IN GENERAL ARE LIVING REMINDERS OF THE WISDOM OF GOETHE'S FAMOUS SAYING "THERE IS NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN ACTIVE IGNORANCE."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS.
#68 - FRED WINTZER - 05/14/2013 - 18:04
PULCHRITUDINOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE-----THE ADORABLE ISHTAR WITH THE SPIRITED/TOOTHSOME CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT TERRY WALKER'S POSTER "RAQSHA BACK" AND THINKING THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS, AND THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID OF PEOPLE WITH TATTOOS. EVER SINCE YOU CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA I HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE LATTER.-----THE GREAT MASS OF HUMANITY ARE EITHER FOOLS OR KNAVES, WHO,SINGLY FROM THEIR NUMBER MUST BE RESPECTED,THOUGH THEY ARE BY NO MEANS RESPECTABLE. TODAY I REVISITED THE NOV.13,2012 CNBC SQUACK BOX--BILL ACKMAN/JC PENNEY INTERVIEW. AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW, THE CNBC MOTTO IS "KANVES STARVE NOT IN THE LAND OF FOOLS." THE JIST OF ACKMAN'S PITCH WAS THAT THERE WERE TWO JC PENNEYS (1)NEW JCP 11% OF SQUARE FOOTAGE AT $270 PER SQ.FT. AND (2) OLD JCP 89% OF SQUARE FOOTAGE AT $135 PER SQ.FT. ONCE RON JOHNSON MOVED THE ENTIRE COMPANY INTO THE NEW FORMAT, JC PENNEY'S SALES WOULD SKYROCKET AND THE LITTLE BIRDIES WOULD SING HALLELUYAH. WE NOW KNOW THAT THE NEW JCP WAS A DISASTER FROM THE START AND THAT PENNEY IS CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO BRING BACK THE ST. JOHN'S BAY BRAND WHICH JOHNSON ELIMINATED . GOOGLE UP "PISSED CONSUMER: WHAT NO MORE SAINT JOHNS BAY JEANS??-----UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT ALL THE ST. JOHNS BAY PRODUCT DESIGNERS WERE FIRED AND THAT THIS WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL OFF.------WHILE LISTENING TO THE ACKMAN/CNBC INTERVIEW KEEP IN MIND LEON COOPERMAN'S(9 TIMES II ALL AMERICAN PORTFOLIO STRATEGIST) COMMENT--"BIIL ACKMAN HAS ONE OF THE FINEST INVESTING MINDS AROUND."
#69 - FRED WINTZER - 05/15/2013 - 16:28
SUMPTUOUS/WANTON/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE----THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE SPELLBINDING FEMALE ORGASIM. I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHEN'S PAINTING "PALLAS,ATHENA,VENUS & JUNO" AND THINKING OF YOUR COLOSAL/SURREPTITIOUS CEREBRUM.----THE 5/14/13 HUFF POST CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED 37 CELEBRITY HOMES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. RECLALCITRANT GEORGE'S PALACE WAS INCLUDED IN THE ARTICLE. AS WE HAVE DISCUUSED, IT CAN BE YOURS IF YOU WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND FOLLOW H.L. MENCKEN'S ADVISE--"THE PROCESS OF FALLING IN LOVE IS A FORTUITOUS AND TRIVIAL EVENT. SOME FAIR ONE, HEARING THAT ONE HAS RECENTLY RECEIVED AN LL.D FROM YALE OR MADE A KILLING IN SOME SWINDLE,GOES TO A BEAUTY PARLOR,HAS HER EYEBROWS GUMMED,PUTS ON HER BEST FROCK,AND THEN LEERS AT ONE ACROSS THE DINNER-TABLE."---- THE WOMAN'S FUNCTION DURING THE COURTSHIP IS,PRIMARILY AS AN AUDIENCE. LISTENING NOT IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY--THE LESS YOU TALK THE MORE YOUR LISTENED TO. A MAN ADMIRES A WOMAN NOT FOR WHAT SHE SAYS,BUT FOR WHAT SHE LISTENS TO. THE GIRL WITH THE PATIENT EARDRUM IS THE GIRL WHO FIRST NABS A WEALTHY HUSBAND. LISTEN TO WHAT NIETZCHE HAD TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT--"WOMAN,CONSCIOUS OF MANS FEELINGS CONCERNING WOMEN,ASSISTS HIS EFFORTS AT IDEALIZATION BY ADORNING HERSELF,WALKING BEAUTIFULLY,DANCING,EXPRESSING DELICATE THOUGHTS, IN THE SAME WAY SHE PRACTICES MODESTY,RESERVE,DISTANCE--REALIZING INSTINCTIVELY THAT IN THIS WAY THE IDEALIZING CAPACITY OF MAN WILL GROW AND IMPEL HIM TO OVERESTIMATE HER."--"WILL TO POWER" PAGE 425.----IF ALL GOES WELL, IN THE NEAR FUTURE SOMEONE WILL POINT AT RECALCITRANT GEORGE AND SAY--"IN ABOUT A YEAR THAT POOR DEVIL WILL PROBABLY REGRET THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T HAVE HIM SHOT."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#70 - FRED WINTZER - 05/17/2013 - 17:40
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM DYCE'S PAINTING "PAOLO & FRANCESCA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN HETROSEXUAL LOVE THERE IS NO SOLUTION. MAN AND WOMAN ARE IRRECONCILIABLE AND IT'S THE DOOMED ATTEMPT TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT LENDS HETROSEXUAL LOVE IT'S GRANDEUR.-----TODAY IN YAHOO FINANCE APPEARED THE FOLLOWING--"SHOULD SAC CAPITAL'S STEVE COHEN FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES?---THE ANSWER IS AN OBVIOUS YES!---SINCE IT'S FOUNDING IN 1992, THIS HEDGE FUND HAS GENERATED AN AVERAGE RETURN OF 30% PER ANNUM. IT HAS DONE SO BY TURNING IT'S PORTFOLIO OVER 100 TIMES FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE MUTUAL FUND(IT ROUTINELY ACCOUNTS FOR 3% OF NYSE VOLUME TRADING 20 MILLION SHARES A DAY). AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM POINTED OUT YEARS AGO--"IN THE SHORT TERM THE STOCK MARKET IS A VOTING MACHINE--SUBJECTED TO IRRATIONAL AND EXCESSIVE PRICE FLUCTUATIONS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS CAUSED BY THE EMOTIONS OF (1)HOPE (2) FEAR AND (3) GREED."---IN OTHER WORDS; THE MIND OF THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR IS LIKE MUD FROM WHICH ARISES STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL THINGS. THE ONLY WAY COHEN COULD CONSISTANTLY PREDICT SHORT TERM MARKET FLUCTUATIONS IS "INSIDE INFORMATION".----LONG AGO WARREN BUFFETT STATED "THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS WHEN A GREAT COMPANY GETS INTO TEMPORARY TROUBLE. WE WANT TO BUY THEM WHEN THEY'RE ON THE OPERATING TABLE."-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: BUY AS MUCH APPLE COMPUTER AS YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#71 - FRED WINTZER - 05/21/2013 - 16:58
STUNNING/CRAFTY/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM DROST'S PAINTING OF "BATHSHEBA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU SLAP THE GYVES ON RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S WRISTS.------ I JUST FINISHED READING LES LEOPOLD'S BOOK ON HEDGE FUNDS "HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS AB HOUR" AND WAS NOT VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIS CHAPTER ON HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING(HFT). ACCORDING TO LES LEOPOLD AND VIRTUALLY EVERYBODY ELSE, THE HEDGE FUNDS AND INVESTMENT BANKS THAT DOMINATE THIS BUSINESS ARE ABLE TO ANTICIPATE ORDER FLOWS BECAUSE THEY HAVE (1) FASTER MORE POWERFUL COMPUTERS (2) BETTER/SMARTER PROGRAMMERS (3)MATHEMATICIANS (4) COMPUTER SCIENTISTS (5)BUY DATA FEEDS FROM EXCHANGES AND (6) LOCATE THEIR COMPUTERS NEXT TO THE EXCHANGES. ALL OF THIS IS CONTRADICTED BY ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING FIRMS--"TRADEBOT SYSTEMS". THE FIRM WAS FOUNDED IN 1999 WITH AN INITIAL INVESTMENT OF $10,000. IT IS LOCATED IN KANSAS CITY MO. AND IT'S CEO HAS COLLEGE DEGREES IN LITERARY THEORY AND BIBLICAL LANGUAGES. IT EMPLOYS ONLY 60 PEOPLE, NONE OF WHOM ARE MATHEMATICIANS AND IT REGULARILY ACCOUNTS FOR 5% OF TOTAL U.S. STOCK MARKET VOLUME.----AS GAMEL ABDEL NASSER ONCE SAID "THE GENIUS OF AMERICANS IS THAT THEY NEVER MAKE CLEAR CUT STUPID MOVES,ONLY COMPLICATED STUPID MOVES WHICH MAKE THE REST OF US WONDER AT THE POSSIBILITY WE MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING."---- HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING IS PROBABLY ANOTHER FORM OF ILLEGAL "FRONT-RUNNING". ---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#72 - FRED WINTZER - 05/28/2013 - 19:36
LUXURIOUS/PRURIENT/GUILEFUL KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT RENOIR'S FAMOUS PAINTING "BATHER ARRANGING HER HAIR" AND THINKING OF YOUR SPRIGHTLY/PIQUANT CLITORIS-----OVER 100 YEARS AGO WILMINGTON INDUSTRIALIST SAMUEL BANCROFT(BANCROFT MILLS) MADE THE FOLLOWING INTERESTING OBSERVATION "I DO NOT PAY HIGH WAGES BECAUSE I AM RICH. I AM RICH BECAUSE I PAY HIGH WAGES." TODAY'S HUFFINGTON POST CONTAINS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WISDOM OF BANCROFT'S BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY. "COSTCO'S PROFIT SOARS TO $459 MILLION AS LOW WAGE COMPETITORS STRUGGLE"----THE TYPICAL COSTCO WORKER MAKES $45,000 PER ANNUM VERSUS THE TYPICAL RETAIL WORKER'S $17,486 PER YEAR. AS A RESULT COSTCO ATTRACTS THE BEST RETAIL EMPLOYEES AND HAS THE LOWEST EMPLOYEE TURNOVER. AS SHAQUILLE O'NEAL SAYS "EXCELLENCE IS NOT A SINGULAR ACT BUT A HABIT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU REPEATEDLY DO."----IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT WHEN MITT ROMNEY WAS WORKING AT THE "BOSTON CONSULTING GROUP" HE NEGLECTED TO READ BRUCE HENDERSON'S FAMOUS BOOK "PERSPECTIVES ON EXPERIENCE." Cn=CiN-9 IS THE EQUATION THAT EXPLAINS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN EXPERIENCE AND EFFICIENCY----THE MORE TIMES A TASK IS PERFORMED THE LESS TIME IS REQUIRED ON EACH SUBSEQUENT ITERATION. MUCH OF THIS RELATIONSHIP IS A RESULT OF WORKERS BECOMING MORE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DEXTROUS EACH TIME THEY PERFORM THE SAME TASK. THEY LEARN SHORT CUTS AND MAKE FEWER MISTAKES. DURING THE PAST 35 YEARS AMERICAN BUSINESSMEN HAVE RACKED THEIR COLOSAL BRAINS SEARCHING FOR WAYS TO BEAT DOWN THE WAGES OF THEIR EMPLOYEES. THEY HAVE BEEN SO SUCESSFUL THAT IT IS DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE COULD LIVE A HAPPY LIFE ON $17,486 PER YEAR. ELIZBETH WARREN RECENTLY SUGGESTED THAT THE MINIMUM WAGE WOULD BE $22.00 PER HOUR IF REAGONOMICS HAD NEVER HAPPENED. I AM AFRAID THAT, ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL ON THE "NANNY STATE" TO SAVE CAPITALISM FROM THE CAPITALISTS. WHEN THE LINTHEADS AT THE TOP ARE FORCED TO PAY DECENT WAGES THEY WILL GO BACK TO INVESTING IN EMPLOYEE TRAINING AND CONCENTRATE ON CUTTING EMPOYEE TURNOVER. AS EINSTEIN PUT IT "THE ONLY SOURCE OF KNOWLEDGE IS EXPERIENCE". NOTHING EVER BECOMES REAL UNTIL IT IS EXPERIENCED. SHOPPING AT STORES LIKE "STAPLES" WHERE EMPLOYEE TURNOVER IS RAMPANT IS VERY UNPLEASANT.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#73 - FRED WINTZER - 05/31/2013 - 17:14
RAVISHING/WINSOME/SALACIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD HOUDINI WHO TAUGHT A GORILLA HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN---I AM LOOKING AT GAIL POTOCKI'S PAINTING "FEMME FATALE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU TEACH RECALCITRANT GEORGE HOW TO USE A KOALA KARE BABY CHANGING UNIT----KEEP IN MIND THAT MEN ARE NOT CREATURES OF LOGIC,BUT CREATURES OF EMOTION. MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES,BUT HE SAYS HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT. HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS UNTIL YOU SHOW IT TO HIM. THIS IS ILLUSTRATED IN LEONIE FRIEDA'S RECENT BOOK "DEADLY SISTERHOOD". KING CHARLES OF FRANCE(1493) WAS SO ACCUSTOMED TO WOMEN LEAPING EAGERLY INTO THE ROYAL BED THAT ANY WOMAN WHO RESISTED HIM BECAME A FASCINATION. ALFONSO OF MILAN SENT A PARTICULARILY BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO WAS TO BE REWARDED IF SHE DID NOT SUBMIT TO THE KING AND SHE MANAGED CHARLES SO EFFECTIVELY THAT ALFONSO HAD TIME TO GET HIMSELF CROWNED.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS SCIENCE,LOGIC AND REASON.THERE IS THOUGHT VERIFIED BY EXPERIENCE. AND THEN THERE IS WALL STREET. THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS RECENTLY GOBBLED UP AN APPLE COMPUTER BOND OFFERING WHICH HAD A YIELD OF LESS THAN 3%(APPLE OFFERED $17 BILLION AND RECIEVED ORDERS FOR $50 BILLION). THEY HAVE LITTLE INTEREST IN THE COMPANY'S STOCK WHICH YIELDS 2.7% AND PROBABLY PAYS THE SAFEST DIVIDEND EVER HEARD OF(29% DIVIDEND PAYOUT AND CASH EQUAL TO 210% OF TOTAL LIABILITIES). BUY ALL THIS STOCK YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#74 - FRED WINTZER - 06/07/2013 - 17:17
LUSTFUL/LIBIDINOUS/WILY KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT SOPHIE GENJEMBRE ANDERSON\'S PAINTING \"THE TURTLE DOVE\" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAYS BEFORE GORGEOUS KRISTIE WAS A \"VIRGIN\". LOVE IS A GROSS EXAGGERATION OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE PERSON AND REAL PEOPLE. THE HUMAN BRAIN IS WIDER THAN THE SKY AND SOMETIMES THE HEART SEES WHAT IS INVISIBLE TO THE EYE. PLEASURE ITSELF IS ONLY IMAGINATION--HAVE YOU EVER ENJOYED ANYTHING MORE THAN YOUR DREAMS? HIDDEN IN THE MALE SUB-CONSCIOUS IS A FANTASY WOMAN AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE RESEMBLES READ MARK TWAIN\'S ESSAY \"MY PLATONIC SWEETHEART\" HARPERS MONTHLY 1912. WHILE READING IT KEEP IN MIND THAT MARK TWAIN IS AMERICA\'S GREATEST WRITER AND THAT DORIS DAY IS THE TOP RANKING FEMALE BOX OFFICE STAR OF ALL TIME. AS YOU MAY RECALL, DORIS WAS AN ANGEL WITH BOBBED WINGS AND A HEART OF GOLD. ONCE YOU HAVE RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER YOU WILL BE INTRODUCED TO GROUCHO MARX\'S MAXIM \"IN HOLLYWOOD,BRIDES KEEP THE BOUQUETS AND THROW AWAY THE GROOM.\"----A QUADRIILION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#75 - FRED WINTZER - 06/11/2013 - 17:11
AWE-INSPIRING/TANTALIZING/SENSUOUS KRISTIE------THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE INHABITABLE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND----I AM LOOKING AT FERDINAND MAX BREDT'S PAINTING "EVE & MARIE" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU HOODWINK RECLACITRANT GEORGE ON TO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER ------IN THIS VAIN I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THE "COOLIDGE EFFECT" INTERESTING AND INSTRUCTIVE.----IN THE 1920'S PRESIDENT CALVIN COOLIDGE AND HIS WIFE VISITED A GOVERNMENT FARM. WHEN MRS.COOLIDGE NOTICED THAT A ROOSTER WAS MATING VERY FREQUENTLY SHE ASKED THE FARMER HOW OFTEN IT HAPPENED AND WAS TOLD "DOZENS OF TIMES EACH DAY." MRS COOLIDGE SAID,"TELL THE PRESIDENT." UPON BEING TOLD, THE PRESIDENT ASKED,"SAME HEN EVERY TIME?". THE FARMER REPLIED "OH,NO, MR PRESIDENT, A DIFFERENT HEN EVERY TIME." COOLIDGE RESPONDED "TELL THAT TO MY WIFE."-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE COOLIDGE AFFECT IS COMMON IN NATURE; MEN GET BORED WITH THE SAME PARTNER AND BECOME ALERT WHEN A NOVEL FEMALE IS INTRODUCED. THE ANTIDOTE TO THE COOLIDGE EFFECT IS THE "DORIS DAY EFFECT"----"GEORGE YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT I KNEW KRISTIE BEFORE SHE WAS A VIRGIN."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A CELEBRITY IS A GUY WHO IF YOU ARN'T TALKING ABOUT HIM --HE'S NOT LISTENING. TO PREPARE YOU FOR GEORGE'S MASSIVE EGO READ THE "HYMN OF PRAISE TO SHULGI" SECOND KING OF SUMERIAN RENAISSANCE 2029 BCE.---"I,SHULGI,A MIGHTY MAN FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN ETC.ETC.ETC.-----IN CLOSING IT WOULD APPEAR THAT DEUTSCHE BANK PULLED OFF A LITTLE FRONT-RUNNING CAPER TODAY ON GRPN'S STOCK. THE STOCK WAS UP OVER 11% ON EXTREMELY HEAVY VOLUME FOLLOWING A VAPID/JEJUNE UPGRADE. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INESTIMABLE CLITORIS.
#76 - FRED WINTZER - 06/15/2013 - 17:24
ENTHRALLING/RESPLENDENT/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE---THE GORGEOUS 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE COLTISH/NECTAROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT VINCENZO CABIANCA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU CONFUSE AND DELUDE RECALCITRANT GEORGE INTO BECOMING YOUR YOKEMATE.----AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF THE LAW OF LOVE(THE DURATION OF PASSION DEPENDS ON THE ORIGINAL RESISTANCE OF THE WOMAN) CAN BE FOUND IN RON POWERS EXCELLENT BIOGRAPHY "A LIFE OF MARK TWAIN".----HIS LONG AND PAINFUL COURTSHIP OF OLIVIA LANGDON DEMONSTRATES THE PROCESS BY WHICH THE MALE MIND CONVERTS A VIVIPAROUS MAMMAL LOADED WITH PATHOGENIC ORGANISMS AND ENLIGHTENED SELF INTEREST INTO AN ANGEL WITH BOBBED WINGS AND A HEART OF GOLD. THE ENTIRE COURTSHIP IS COVERED ON PAGES 254-273 AND THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE GIVES YOU AN IDEA OF OBSTACLE COURSE SHE PUT HIM THROUGH--AFTER SHE FINALLY AGREED TO MARRY HIM HE WROTE --"THE SWEETNESS OF A JUBILANT BOY WHO HAS SUFFERED MUCH AND SEEN AN IMPOSSIBLE DREAM COME TRUE."----NEVER FORGET THAT LOVE IS A SPORT IN WHICH THE HUNTER MUST CONTRIVE TO HAVE THE QUARRY IN PURSUIT. MARRIAGE IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A PARTNERSHIP BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES EQUAL GAIN. AND EVERY RIGHT THINKING WOMAN KNOWS THE PROFIT IN MATRIMONY IS BY ALL ODDS HERS. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORUS.
#77 - FRED WINTZER - 06/24/2013 - 17:38
GORGEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS: I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU'S FAMOUS PAINTING "EVENING MOOD" AND THINKING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE AND PERFECT BODY. ROUGHLY 2,000 YEARS AGO THE ROMAN POET OVID OBSERVED THAT "WHETHER THEY GIVE OR REFUSE,IT ALWAYS DELIGHTS WOMEN JUST THE SAME TO BE ASKED." APPARENTLY THIS IS NO LONGER TRUE BASED ON THE HUFFINGTON POST'S REACTION TO THE FOLLOWING COMMENT MADE TO CEO MARISSA MAYER AT A RECENT YAHOO SHAREHOLDERS MEETING--"I'M GREEK,AND I'M A DIRTY OLD MAN,AND YOU LOOK ATTRACTIVE,MARISSA."---TO PUT AN END TO THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR, I BELIEVE THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISION SHOULD CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING RULING SIMILIAR TO THE 1670 BRITISH PARLIAMENT MARRIAGE ACT---"BE IT RESOLVED THAT ANY FEMALE CEO, AFTER THE PASSAGE OF THIS RULING, IMPOSE UPON OR BETRAY INTO FOLLY ANY OF HER MALE SHAREHOLDERS BY SCENTS,PAINTS,COSMETICS,HIGH HEELED SHOES,OR BOLSTERED HIPS, SHALL BE PUNISHED UNDER THE LAWS NOW IN FORCE AGAINST WITCHCRAFT AND SORCERY." FACEBOOK SHAREHOLDERS WOULD TREAT MARK ZUCKENBERG IN A SIMILIAR FASHION IF HE DRESSED UP LIKE "GORGEOUS GEORGE"(GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE-"THE INCOMPARABLE GORGEOUS GEORGE")----I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT MARISSA MAYER ENJOYED THE DIRTY OLD MAN'S COMMENT AND IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF FEMALE CEO'S WERE FORCED TO SHAVE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AROUND IN GUNNY SACKS.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#78 - FRED WINTZER - 06/27/2013 - 17:34
GORGEOUS/ALLURING/INSIDIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT FEDERIO ANDREOTTI'S PAINTING "LA CORTE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY TOU PERPLEX,CONFOUND AND DELUDE RECALCITRANT GEORGE INTO PROPOSING MARRIAGE-----A RECENT HUFF POST ARTICLE ENTITLED "GOLDIE BLOX", CHAMPIONS LITTLE GIRLS WHO ARE CRUSHING GENDER STEREO-TYPES----THIS IS ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT MUST KEEP THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE SEXES IN MIND IF WE ARE GOING TO BAG A MALE ELEPHANT LIKE RECALCITRANT GEORGE----ACCORDING TO NEUROSCIENTIST DR. JEANETTE NORDEN "AT BIRTH OUR BRAINS ARE SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC, MEANING THEY ARE EITHER MALE OR FEMALE IN PATTERN. THESE DIFFERENCES AFFECT HOW WE EXPERIENCE AND INTERPRET THE WORLD. ACCORDING TO RICHARD WRANGHAM OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY, WHEN JUVENILE MONKEYS ARE OFFERED SEX STEREOTYPED HUMAN TOYS,FEMALES GRAVITATE TOWARD DOLLS ,WHEREAS MALES PLAY WITH TOYS LIKE TRUCKS. -----AS JANE AUSTEN ONCE SAID "THERE ARE CERTAINLY NOT SO MANY MEN OF LARGE FORTUNE IN THE WORLD AS THERE ARE PRETTY WOMEN TO DESERVE THEM".---- A MAN'S IDEA OF COURTSHIP IS WAR. AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN'S IDEA OF IT SHOULD BE A COMBINATION OF LARCENY,EMBEZZLEMENT AND BURGLARY.-----I AM SURE RECALCITRANT GEORGE WOULD AGREE WITH THE FOLLOWING COMMENT BY METELLUS MACEDONIUS(131 BC)--"FELLOW ROMANS,IF WE COULD MAKE DO WITHOUT A WIFE,WE WOULD ALL BE FREE OF SUCH A NUISANCE. WHAT COURAGE CAN WITHSTAND THE EVER DARING AND ALL BESETTING TERROR OF A WOMAN;S TONGUE."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS,
#79 - FRED WINTZER - 07/08/2013 - 20:15
RADIENT/ANGELIC/STUNNING KRISTIE---THE WILY ISHTAR WHO TAUGHT A GORILLA HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN----I AM LOOKING AT GUIDO RENI'S PAINTING "RECLINING VENUS WITH CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: KNAVES STARVE NOT IN THE LAND OF FOOLS----ACCORDING TO TODAY'S HUFF POST, THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS ARE BACK AT THE TROUGH "GOP WALL STREET BILL WOULD EVISCERATE DODD-FRANK"---OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PERSONALITIES,WALL STREET OPERATORS HAVE PSYCHOSIS----ALSO TODAY BofA MERRILL PULLED A LUCRATIVE FRONT-RUNNING CAPER(RAISED "LINE" TO BUY--STOCK UP 12% ON 4 TIMES NORMAL VOLUME)----LOVE IS BLIND,BUT MARRIAGE RESTORES SIGHT----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT ANOTHER COSMO GIRL HAS ALLOWED RECALICTRANT GEORGE TO ESCAPE THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER-----GEORGE CLOONEY AND STACY KEIBLER BREAKING UP AFTER SHACKING UP FOR TWO YEARS---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS----TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY HOW TO PULL THIS OFF REREAD NESTA WEBSTERS "THE CHEVALIER DE BOUFFLERS" AND REVISIT ANNE BOLEYNE.
#80 - FRED WINTZER - 07/09/2013 - 18:10
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS OF THE MANY ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT GASTON CASMIR SAINT-PIERRE'S PAINTING "DIANA THE HUNTRESS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN HUMAN HISTORY----TODAY LLOYD BLANKFIEN AND NIM CHIMPSY MADE A LOT OF MONEY FOR GOLDMAN----GOLDMAN SACHS ANALYST DAVID ROMAN DOWNGRADED INTUITIVE SURGICAL(ISRG) AND THE STOCK DECLINED 16% ON EXTREMELY HEAVY VOLUME----THE LOGIC OF THE DOWNGRADE IS INTERESTING "WHILE PROCEDURE VOLUMES WERE SOMEWHAT BETTER THAN MOST HAD FEARED,THE US CAPITAL EQUIPMENT BUSINESS LOOKS TO BE FACING MATERIAL INCREMENTAL HEADWINDS"--ANAL-IST ROMAN-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TO READ THAT PASSAGE A COUPLE OF TIMES WOULD MAKE A MAN DIZZY;TO READ IT FOUR TIMES WOULD MAKE HIM DRUNK-----FOR A MALE AND A FEMALE TO LIVE CONTINUOUSLY TOGETHER IS, BIOLOGICALLY SPEAKING , AN EXTREMELY UNNATURAL CONDITION-----IT IS A USEFUL EXERCISE TO COMPARE THE 17 MONTH COURTSHIP OF MARK TWAIN AND OLIVIA LANGDON WITH THE TWO YEARS OF GEORGE CLOONEY AND STACY KEIBLER SHACKING UP TOGETHER----THE COURTSHIP RESULTED IN 184 LOVE LETTERS AND MARK TWAIN SECURELY FASTENED TO THE LEMON SQUEEZER. THE SHACKING UP CAUSED A NOTICEABLE INCREASE IN THE ORGASIM GAP AND RECALCITRANT GEORGE IS STILL RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT ADEQUATE ADULT SUPERVISION-----AS MELAMPUS ONCE SAID "YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL AN AMERICAN WOMAN;BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HER MUCH----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#81 - FRED WINTZER - 07/10/2013 - 20:59
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION, MARK TWAIN'S 184 LOVE LETTERS TO LIVIA NOW RANK AMONG THE MOST COMPELLING DOCUMENTS IN SAMUEL CLEMENS LITERATURE(HE NEVER SIGNED THEM MARK TWAIN)----THE COSMO GIRL IS MAKING AN EXTREMELY BAD DEAL----
#82 - FRED WINTZER - 07/10/2013 - 21:08
TANTALIZING/SEDUCTIVE/ENCHANTING KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT JERRY HEWITT'S PAINTING OF "MARLENA DIETRICH" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IT IS THE UNKNOWN THAT DRAWS PEOPLE. WHATEVER IS UNKNOWN IS MAGNIFIED.BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT WE SEE.MORE BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT WE FEEL.MOST BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND.AS GUY de MAUPASSANT PUT IT "HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE WOMEN WE WOULD LOVE THE MOST DISTRACTEDLY ARE THOSE WE NEVER MEET TO KNOW?----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ON APRIL 16 GOLDMAN SACHS REPORTED IT'S QUARTERLY EARNINGS AND THE BIGGEST CONTRIBUTOR TO REVENUE REMAINS FIXED INCOME, CURRENCY AND COMMODITIES TRADING WITH CLIENTS(SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS). WHEN THINKING OF GOLDMAN'S CUSTOMERS KEEP MARK TWAIN'S FAMOUS APHORISM IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND--"TO CREATE MAN WAS A FINE AND ORIGINAL IDEA.BUT TO ADD SHEEP WAS TAUTOLOGY." WE SHOULD ALL BE GLAD THAT THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS IS LONGER NOW AND AS A RESULT FEDERAL PROSECUTOR BHARARA DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A WATCH. BEFORE GOLDMAN SACHS DESTROYED HIS BRAIN, WARREN BUFFETT OBSERVED THAT IF ISAAC NEWTON HAD LIVED LONGER HE MIGHT HAVE GONE ON TO DISCOVER A 4TH LAW OF MOTION "FOR INVESTORS RETURNS DECREASE AS MOTION INCREASES." OR AS PREET BHARARA PUT IT AT LAST YEARS INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS CONFERENCE "I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE THAT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SUBPOENAS FOR ALL OF YOU."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.
#83 - FRED WINTZER - 07/18/2013 - 18:11
GORGEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS---I AM LOOKING AT JAN MASSAY'S PAINTING "DAVID AND BATHSHEBA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT MEN DREAM IN COURTSHIP,BUT AWAKE IN MARRIAGE. THE FOLLOWING SHAKESPEARE QUOTE HELPS EXPLAIN WHY THE COSMO GIRL CAN'T PUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER---"WOOING,WEDDING AND REPENTING IS A SCOTCH JIG: THE FIRST SUIT IS HOT AND HASTY LIKE A SCOTCH JIG--AND FULL AS FANTASTICAL;THE WEDDING MODEST,AS A MEASURE,FULL OF STATE AND ANCIENTRY; AND THEN COMES REPENTANCE."-----AS GEORGE LEARNS EVERY TIME HE SHACKS-UP WITH A COSMO GIRL,COURTSHIP IS TO MARRIAGE,AS A VERY WITTY PROLOGUE IS TO A VERY DULL PLAY.-----I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT BILL O'REILLY IS NOW AN EXPERT ON "BLACK CRIME IN AMERICA". I WONDER IF O'REILLY HAS EVER READ "PADDY WHACKED" BY T.J. ENGLISH OR "THE GANGS OF NEW YORK" BY HERBERT ASBURY. BOTH OF THESE BOOKS DOCUMENT THE SHOCKING TRUE SAGA OF IRISH CRIME IN MID 19TH CENTURY AMERICA. MY ALL TIME FAVORITE AMERICAN CRIMINAL WAS SADIE(THE GOAT)FARRELL---GANG LEADER AND RIVER PIRATE(1869). UPON ENCOUTERING A LONE TRAVELER, THE GOAT WOULD HEADBUTT HIM IN THE STOMACH AND HER ACCOMPLICE WOULD HIT THE VICTIM WITH A SLING-SHOT AND ROB HIM.AS SAMUEL JOHNSON ONCE OBSERVED "MUCH MAY BE MADE OF AN IRISHMAN,IF HE BE CAUGHT YOUNG(HEAD START)."----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.
#84 - FRED WINTZER - 07/19/2013 - 18:22
RAVISHING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM---I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "RINALDO & ARMIDA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY RECALICITRANT GEORGE WALKS THE PLANK----ALBERT EINSTEIN ONCE OBSERVED THAT" SOMEONE WHO ONLY READS BOOKS OF CONTEMPORARY AUTHORS IS EXTREMELY NEARSIGHTED AND IS COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON THE PREJUDICES AND FASHIONS OF HIS TIME." SINCE THE DAYS OF ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE(1173-1204AD) THE FRENCH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FASCINATED WITH THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SEX. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM 18TH CENTURY NOVEL "DANGEROUS LIASONS" BY CHADELOS DE LACLOS MIGHT HELP YOU WITH RECALCITRANT GEORGE ---- "IT IS VERY NECESSARY THAT I SHOULD HAVE THIS WOMAN IF I WOULD SAVE MYSELF FROM THE RIDICULE OF BEING IN LOVE WITH HER. HOW LUCKY IT IS FOR US THAT WOMEN DEFEND THEMSELVES SO BADLY! ELSE WE SHOULD BE TO THEM NO MORE THAN TIMID SLAVES."----- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS THEY SAY ON WALL STREET "EARN WHILE YOU CHURN." YESTERDAY ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES(AMD) REPORTED A QUARTER THAT BEAT BOTH THE TOP AND BOTTOM ESTIMATES. TODAY BOTH MORGAN STANLEY AND CREDIT SUISSE DOWNGRADED THE STOCK AND IT DECLINED 13% ON 5 TIMES NORMAL VOLUME. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#85 - FRED WINTZER - 07/20/2013 - 19:37
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE MIND OF NINON DE LENCLOS AND THE CLITORIS OF APHRODITE----I AM LOOKING AT JACOB FERDINAND VOET'S PAINTING OF "HORTENSE MANCINI AND HER SISTER MARIE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT BIOGRAPHY IS THE MOST PROFITABLE OF ALL READING. THE BEST TEACHERS OF HUMANITY ARE THE LIVES OF NOTABLE MEN AND WOMEN. YOU SHOULD CONSULT THE LIVES OF SUCCESSFUL WOMEN FROM WHICH TO FETCH EXAMPLES FOR YOUR OWN IMITATION. I AM CURRENTLY READING "THE KINGS' MISTRESSES" BY ELIZABETH GOLDSMITH---AN EXCELLENT ACCOUNT OF THE LIVES OF TWO 17TH CENTURY CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS.---FLIRTING IS A WOMAN'S TRADE AND DURING A SUCCESSFUL ENCOUNTER THE MAN IS ALL TONGUE AND THE WOMAN ALL EARS. ON PAGE 124 THIS EXCELLENT BOOK WE DISCOVER HOW HORTENSE CAPTURES HER HELPLESS PREY--"SHE RECIEVED SAINT-REAL WARMLY--DID NOT PRESS HIM FOR NEWS OF PARIS--SEEMED PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN LEARNING ALL ABOUT HIM PERSONALLY---HE HAD HEARD ABOUT HER ADVENTURES AND TROUBLES, BUT WHEN HE EXPRESSED SYMPATHY AND INTEREST SHE REPLIED MODESTLY THAT THESE WERE NOT WORTHY OF THEIR CONVERSATION--NOT NEARLY AS INTERESTING AS HIS OWN WORK AND TRIBULATIONS. IT WAS NOT LONG BEFORE HE WAS UTTERLY SMITTEN."----FLIRTING IS A PROMISE OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITHOUT A GUARANTEE. A WOMAN'S DRESS SHOULD BE LIKE A BARBED WIRE FENCE; SERVING IT'S PURPOSE WITHOUT OBSTRUCTING THE VIEW.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S MOTOR BOAT OFF OF LAKE COMO.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#86 - FRED WINTZER - 07/26/2013 - 17:16
RAVISHING/GAUDY/SPLENDIFEROUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT HANS HOLBEIN'S PAINTING OF "LAIS OF CORINTH" AND THINKING OF THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY---A RECENT ARTICLE BY THE CENTER FOR PUBLIC INTEGRITY ILLUSTRATES A POSSIBLE JOB FOR A PUBLIC SPIRITED YOUNG SIREN SUCH AS SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE---FIVE YEARS AFTER THE DEMISE OF BEAR STEARNS, THE EXECUTIVES WHO WERE IN CHARGE OF THAT FIRMS DIVE INTO THE CESSPOOL OF SUBPRIME MORTGAGES ARE ALL HOLDING SIMILIAR JOBS AT JP MORGAN,GOLDMAN SACHS ETC. THEY HAVE EMERGED UNSCATHED FROM A CRISIS THAT WIPED OUT $19.2 TRILLION OF HOUSEHOLD WEALTH AND 8.8 MILLION JOBS. IN ANCIENT GREECE SLIME-HEADS OF THIS MAGNITUDE WERE TAKEN CARE OF BY THE HETAERA--HIGHLY EDUCATED, SOPHISTICATED COURTESANS WHO HAD A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF THE MALE AMYGDALA. READ PAUL LACROIX'S "HISTORY OF PROSTITUTION" AND GET YOUR GORGEOUS ASS DOWN TO WALL STREET.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#87 - FRED WINTZER - 08/01/2013 - 18:22
BEWITCHING/EFFULGENT/EROGENOUS KRISTIE-----THE GREATEST PRIMITOLOGIST SINCE JANE GOODALL----I AM LOOKING AT GASTON BUSSIERE'S PAINTING "DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY THAT THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY INFILTRATES ALL THE TOPLESS BARS ON WALL STREET (1) NEW YORK DOLLS (2)THE VIP CLUB (3) LACE (4)LACE AND (5) ALL THE REST-----THESE YOUNG ENCHANTRESSES WILL BE KNOWN AS THE AMYGDALOIDS AND WILL DO TO THE WALL STRRET SLIME-HEADS WHAT SALOME DID TO HEROD(MARK--6:17-29 AND MATHEW--14:3-11)-----WHILE THE COSMO GIRL WASTES HER TIME ATTACKING THE PENIS, THE AMYGDALOIDS WILL FOCUS ON THE LIMBIC SYSTEM -----AS HAS BEEN KNOWN FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES, WOMEN WITH THEIR EARS----IN HUMANS THE AMYGDALA IS THE MOST SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC BRAIN STRUCTURE , AND SHRINKS BY MORE THAN 30% IN MALES UPON CASTRATION----RECENT RESEARCH AT EMORY UNIVERSITY FOUND THAT WHEN MEN AND WOMEN WERE EXPOSED TO EROTIC PICTURES , MEN HAD GREATER ACTIVITY IN THE AMYGDALA AND HYPOTHALAMUS(GOOGLE UP---THE AMYGDALA IN 5 MINUTES JOSEPH LEDOUX)----AT CORPUS CHRISTIE COLLEGE(CAMBRIDGE) THERE IS A ANCIENT GREEK VASE("THE SYMPOSIUM") FEATURING A NUDE COURTESAN ENTERTAINING MALE DINERS BY PLAYING A DOUBLE FLUTE----AS I HAVE OFTEN TOLD YOU, IF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN KNEW AS MUCH ABOUT HER PROFESSION AS AN APPRENTICE PLUMBER KNOWS ABOUT HIS, A BACHELOR OVER 25 YEARS OF AGE WOULD BE RARER THAN AN HONEST STOCK BROKER----JAMIE DIMON AND KANZI HAD A BIG DAY TODAY---JP MORGAN ANAL-IST KAIZAD GOTIA UPGRADED THE STOCK OF YELP INC(YELP) AND THE SHARES BEHAVED AS IF THEY HAD BEEN KICKED BY A MULE---UP 25% ON VOLUME ALMOST 10 TIMES NORMAL----MY HAT'S OFF TO BOTH JAMIE AND KANZI-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/ADORABLE CLITORIS
#88 - FRED WINTZER - 08/02/2013 - 20:35
ENTICING/FOXY/SUBLIME KRISTIE----THE ONE AND ONLY ORANGUTAN WHISPERER----I AM LOOKING AT JAN MASSY'S PAINTING OF "JUDITH WITH THE HEAD OF HOLOFERNES" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU SLAP THE HAND-CUFFS ON RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S WRISTS----ONCE YOU HAVE HIM ON THE LEMON-SQUEEZER I THINK I HAVE FOUND A HOME FOR HIS LAKE COMO MOTOR BOAT----THE CLEVELAND YACHT CLUB ON THE CUYAHUGA RIVER----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE HASTE OF A FOOL IS THE SLOWEST THING IN THE WORLD. FOUR MONTHS AFTER FIRING RON JOHNSON AND REHIRING MIKE ULLMAN("MIKE IS WELL POSITIONED TO QUICKLY ANALYZE THE SITUATION AND TAKE STEPS TO IMPROVE THE COMPANY") CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN) SENT A LETTER TO JC PENNEY DEMANDING A NEW C.E.O. IN 30-45 DAYS. AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED, PRIOR TO REHIRING ULLMAN, ACKMAN/JOHNSON THREW OUT ST JOHNS BAY WOMENS APPAREL(50% OF SALES) AND FIRED PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING IT(2/2/13 SALES DOWN $4.3 BILLION AND SG&A DOWN $716 MILLION)----THE FOLLOWING PISSED OFF PENNEY CUSTOMER WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA AS TO THE STUPIDITY OF THIS MOVE "I USED TO SHOP AT JCP ALL THE TIME,NOW I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING I LIKE. I AM NOT 25 WITH A GREAT BODY, I AM 51 AND THE ST JOHN'S BAY JEANS WERE THE ONLY ONES THAT FIT ME-2/2/13)----THE OXFORD DICTIONARY DEFINES A MORON AS A GROWN MAN WITH THE MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL DEVELOPEMENT OF AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY----ACKMAN IS A MORON OR AS LEON COOPERMAN PUT IT HE "IS ONE OF THE BEST INVESTING MINDS AROUND. ----IN 4-5 YEARS PENNEY WILL FOLLOW BORDERS INTO BANKRUPTCY. IN 2009 ACKMAN DREW UP HIS OWN PLAN TO SAVE THE BANKS AND WAS WELCOMED INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BY THEN NATIONAL ECONOMIC COUNCIL DIRECTOR LARRY SUMMERS-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS.
#89 - FRED WINTZER - 08/09/2013 - 17:22
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----TAKE A LOOK AT JC PENNEY'S STOCK BEHAVIOR TODAY---UP 7% ON 5 TIMES NORMAL VOLUME---AS BILL ACKMAN ALWAYS SAYS " YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME AND THOSE ARE THE ONES YOU WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON"----THE KINDERGARDEN(WALL STREET) CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ACKMAN'S SNAKE OIL----READ ABOUT JC PENNEY'S DRAMATIC TURNAROUND 1984-1994 AND KEEP IN MIND THAT ST JOHN'S BAY PRIVATE LABEL WAS A BIG PART OF THAT TURNAROUND(IT WAS A $3-5 BILLION BRAND)----IT IS GOING TO TAKE YEARS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE ACKMAN/JOHNSON HAVE DONE TO THIS COMPANY----ANOTHER CEO CHANGE AT THIS JUNCTURE WOULD BE SUICIDAL----IN ORDER TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE PRIMITIVE MENTAL PROCESSES OF BILL ACKMAN READ "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE REVOLTING REVENGE OF THE RADIOACTIVE ROBO BOXERS"----ALL MY LOVE TO THAT ADORABLE LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR CLITORIS
#90 - FRED WINTZER - 08/09/2013 - 21:00
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF THE MANY MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT LUCAS CRANACH'S PAINTING "APHRODITE AND EROS" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BUY APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK AND BELIEVE THE KINDERGARTEN(WALL STREET) HAS JUST CREATED ANOTHER BUYING OPPORTUNITY----THE ANAL-ISTS ON WALL STREET HAVE JUMPED ALL-OVER THE COMPANY'S RECENT I PHONE ANNOUNCEMENTS(STOCK DOWN OVER 25%)----YAHOO FINANCE "APPLE ENTERS ITS GOLDEN YEARS AS I PHONE REFRESH DISAPPOINTS STREET"----A SURVEY OF 5,528 SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS(HOT STOCK MINUTE) FOUND THAT 45% FOUND APPLE'S NEW PRODUCTS BORING AND ONLY 24% WERE EXCITED (REMEMBER THAT MARKET SENTIMENT IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK OTHER PEOPLE THINK)-----IN THE REAL WORLD THE REACTION SEEMS TO BE QUITE DIFFERENT----THE FOLLOWING COMPARES VISITS TO THE I PHONE WEB SITE WITH VISITS TO THE 6 MOST POPULAR WEB SITES (1) FACEBOOK 13.2 BILLION (2) GOOGLE 7.1 BILLION (3) I PHONE 7.1 BILLION (4) YOUTUBE 4.7 BILLION (5) YAHOO 1.5 BILLION (6) SAMSUNG 1.4 BILLION------PREDICTING THE FUTURE IS IMPOSSIBLE BUT APPLE'S STOCK SELLING AT 61% OF A MARKET MULTIPLE AND YIELDING WELL ABOVE A MARKET YIELD LOOKS AWFULLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME-----REMEMBER THAT ON WALL STREET THE MAJORITY IS ALMOST ALWAYS WRONG.
#91 - FRED WINTZER - 09/12/2013 - 17:44
GORGEOUS APHRODITE I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING "NYMPHAEUM" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD---FOXY KRISTIE----AS GUSTAV LE BON POINTED OUT YEARS AG0 "CROWDS POSSESS A COLLECTIVE MIND WHICH MAKES THEM FEEL,THINK AND ACT QUITE DIFFERENTLY THAN INDIVIDUALS"-----SO THAT YOU CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND FRONY-RUNNING, STUDY THE BEHAVIOR OF APPLE'S STOCK YESTERDAY AND TODAY. FOR WHATEVER REASON, THE STOCK REACTED NEGATIVELY TO THE I PHONE PRESENTATION YESTERDAY AND TODAY THE SLIMEHEADS AT B OF A MERRIL, UBS AND CREDIT SUISE DOWNGRADED IT AND SENT IT ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE---- IN THE REAL WORLD(THE 99.9% VERSUS THE HAMPTONS) THE REACTION SEEMS TO BE FAVORABLE---- THE COMPANY'S SOFTWARE UPGRADE-- I OS 7 -- GARNERED 3 BILLION VISITS VERSUS 1 BILLION FOR SAMSUNG GALAXY----THE STOCK HAS LITTLE DOWNSIDE AND IF THE KINDERGARTEN IS WRONG ABOUT THE COMPANY'S GROWTH POTENTIAL IT COULD TRIPLE IN 3-5 YEARS
#92 - FRED WINTZER - 09/12/2013 - 19:32
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT AUGUSTE TOULMOUCHE\'S PAINTING \"A CLASSICAL COURTSHIP\" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE FROM BALZAC \"MAKE BELIEVE VIRGINS WHOSE PRETTY HAIR BREATHED OUT PIOUS INNOCENCE. WRAPPING THEMSELVES IN A MANTLE OF VIRTUE IN ORDER TO GIVE GREATER CHARM TO THE PRODIGULITIES OF VICE\"----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD LOAD UP ON APPLE COMPUTER\'S STOCK AT THESE ABSURDLY LOW LEVELS. I CONTINUE TO BE AMAZED THAT NONE OF THE WALL STREET ANAL-ISTS HAVE COMMENTED ON THE COMPANY\'S NEW SOFTWARE--I0S 7. THE SOFTWARE IS THE BRAINCHILD OF JONY IVE(SVP OF INDUSTRIAL DESIGN) AND IS BEING TOUTED AS THE MOST SIGNIFICANT IOS UPDATE SINCE THE ORIGINAL I PHONE. GOOGLE UP JUNE 10,2013 JONY IVE INTRODUCTION TO IOS 7. YOU DON\'T NEED A NEW PHONE TO TAP INTO THE SOFTWARE---YOU\'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT INTO PHONES GOING BACK TO I PHONE 4. MAYBE THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE IPHONE 4 WEBSITE STILL GENERATES OVER 3 BILLION HITS. -----IF THE NAY SAYERS ARE RIGHT ABOUT APPLE\'S GROWTH POTENTIAL THE STOCK IS A BUY. IF THE COMPANY RETURNS TO ABOVE 20% PER ANNUM GROWTH IT IS AN INCREDIBLE BUY.
#93 - FRED WINTZER - 09/13/2013 - 20:00
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I JUST READ AN INTERESTING REPORT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND AMUSING --"THE CASE FOR INDEX FUND PORTFOLIOS" BY THE PORTFOLIO SOLUTIONS ASSOC. ACCORDING TO THIS WHITE PAPER BETWEEN 1997 AND 2012 INDEX FUND PORTFOLIOS OUTPERFORMED ACTIVELY MANAGED P0RTFOLIOS A STAGGERING 82% TO 90% 0F THE TIME. THE RECENT BUFFOONERY IN APPLE'S STOCK HELPS TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON. IF ALL OF YOUR MAJOR SUPPLIERS ARE INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO HOODWINK YOU---YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS. READ THE SEPT 11 ARTICLE ENTITLED "APPLE SHARES(APPL) TANK OF PRICING AND INNOVATION CONCERNS". THIS CAPER WAS PULLED OFF BY FOUR BANKS AND BROKERAGE FIRMS AND IS IINDICATIVE OF THE NONESENSE AND FRAUD COMMITTED DAILY ON WALL STREET. AS PETER LYNCH'S CAREER AT THE MAGELLAN FUND( 29% PER ANNUM 1977-1990) PROVED BEATING THE MARKET HONESTLY IS ACHIEVABLE. AS CARL ICHAN POINTED OUT FOLLOWING THE CAPER---APPPLE'S STOCK WAS SO CHEAP THE ANAL-IST'S CONCERN WERE IRRELEVANT AND ABSURD. EVERY YEAR MILLIONS OF AMERICAN'S PENSION AND PROFIT SHARING ACCOUNTS ARE ROBBED AS WALL STREET FIRMS STAMPEDE THE ELECTRONIC HERD INTO COMMITING ADSURDITIES. LETS HOPE THE FBI DOES SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. INSIDER TRADING COSTS AMERICANS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AVERY YEAR AND FILLS THE MINDS OF PEOPLE WITH LIES.
#94 - FRED WINTZER - 09/13/2013 - 22:16
RADIENT/SYMMETRICAL ISHTAR I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "RECLINING VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----THANKS TO JEFFERIES ANAL-IST PETER MISEK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO BY APPLE'S STOCK EVEN CHEAPER-----HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WALL STREET IS SEEMINGLY UNABLE TO DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN A BICYCLE ACCIDENT AND THE END OF CIVILIZATION----TODAY ANAL-IST MISEK LOWERED IS APPLE ESTIMATE AND PRICE TARGET BECAUSE HIS SECRET SUPPLY CHAIN SOURCES WARNED HIM THAT IPHONE SUPPLIERS WERE ENCOUNTERING TERRIBLE YIELDS ON NEW FINGERPRINT SCANNERS---THE STOCK DROPPED ANOTHER 1.7% AND IS NOW SELLING AT 60% OF THE S&P 500'S PRICE EARNINGS RATIO. KEEP IN MIND THIS COMPANY HAS AN INCREDIBLE BALANCE SHEET AND INCOME STATEMENT AND GREW EARNINGS OVER 70 % A YEAR OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS. YESTERDAY THE STOCK DROPPED MORE THAN 5% BECAUSE ANAL-ISTS EXPRESSED EMERGING MARKET CONCERNS RELATIVE T0 IT'S LATEST IPHONE MODELS. THE SAME ANAL-ISTS HAD NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT APPLE'S NEW IOS 7 SOFTWARE WHICH CAN BE DOWNLOADED INTO ALL DEVICES RELEASED SINCE 2010. ACCORDING TO APPLE'S SOFTWARE BOSS,CRAIG FEDERIGHI "ITS LITERALLY LIKE GETTING A NEW DEVISE."----TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA HOW THIS MIGHT IMPACT EMERGING MARKETS I GOOGLED UP THE FOLLOWING (1) IPHONE 4 CHINA--765 MILLION HITS (2) IPHONE 4 INDIA--793 MILLION HITS (3) IPHONE 4 BRAZIL--324 MILLION HITS AND (4) IPHONE 4 INDONESIA--321 MILLION HITS . SAMSUNG GALAXY DOESN'T COME CLOSE IN ANY OF THESE MARKETS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS NO SCENARIO YOU CAN THINK OF IN WHICH THIS STOCK ISN,T A BUY. WHEN THINKING ABOUT WALL STREET ALWAYS KEEP AMBROSE BIERCE'S DEFINITION OF AN IDIOT IN MIND---" A MEMBER OF A LARGE AND POWERFUL TRIBE WHOSE INFLUENCE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS HAS ALWAYS BEEN DOMINANT AND CONTROLLING."
#95 - FRED WINTZER - 09/14/2013 - 21:50
RAVISHING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAV KLIMIT'S PAINTING "GOLDFISH" AND THINKING OF YOUR MANY MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS-----ROUGHLY 2,600 YEARS AGO PLATO OBSERVED THAT "HONESTY IS FOR THE MOST PART LESS PROFITABLE THAN DISHONESTY". NOWHERE ON EARTH IS THIS MORE TRUE THAN ON WALL STREET WHERE BERNARD BARUCH'S CURIOUS FACT PREVAILS---"IT IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT CAPITAL IS GENERALLY MORE FEARFUL WHEN PRICES ARE LOW AND SAFE AND BOLDEST AT HEIGHTS WHEN THERE IS DANGER". ONE OF MY FAVORITE EXAMPLES OF THIS PHENOMENON TOOK PLACE IN MARCH OF 2000 WHEN JACK GRUBMAN(TELECOM'S $20 MILLION MAN) AND GARY WINNICK HOODWINKED BILL O'REILLY(THE NO CEREBRUM ZONE) INTO BUYING GLOBAL CROSSING'S STOCK AT CLOSE TO $60 PER SHARE. AS EVIDENCED BY 6/5/3 "GLOBAL DOUBLE CROSSING" O'REILLY DID NOT TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.THANKS IN PART TO FOOLS LIKE O'REILLY, WINNICK WAS ABLE TO PURCHASE A $92 MILLION BEL AIR MANSION. ON 2/20/13 THE LOS ANGELES TIMES RAN A STORY ENTITLED "HOW MUCH COULD GARY WINNICK'S BEL AIR TROPHY HOME COMMAND". THE ANSWER IS OVER $200 MILIION. I AM SURE THAT GARY WINNICK WOULD AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY WITH THE FOLLOWING GIACOMO CASANOVA QUOTE "I OFTEN HAD NO SCRUPLES ABOUT DECEIVING NITWITS,SCOUNDRELS AND FOOLS WHEN I FOUND IT NECESSARY.WE AVENGE INTELLIGENCE WHEN WE DECEIVE A FOOL". SOMEONE SHOULD ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE THE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVES TO THE PROVERBIAL WISDOM OF THE HUMAN RACE. DEAR BILL O'REILLY "IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE IT PROBABLY IS".------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.
#96 - FRED WINTZER - 09/16/2013 - 16:56
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN THE SUCKERS ON WALL STREET ARE RUNNING WELL THE SPECTACLE IS INFINITELY EXHILARATING-----THE FOLLOWING FROM THE FEB 24 1999 NEW YORK TIMES WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO THE EXCITEMENT OF GLOBAL CROSSING---"TWO YEARS AGO GARY WINNICK, A FINANCIER WITH LITTLE EXPERIENCE IN TELECOMMUNICATIONS UNDERTOOK A PROJECT TO LAY AN OPTICAL FIBER CABLE ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN. OVERNIGHT MR WINNICK HAS BECOME THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS INDUSTRY'S NEWEST STAR AND BY FAR,ONE OF ITS RICHEST SUPERSTARS"(PROVERBS 28:20--"HE THAT MAKETH HASTE TO BE RICH SHALL NOT BE INNOCENT ")----YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW BILL O"REILLY COULD POSSIBLY FALL FOR ANYTHING THIS ABSURD. THE FOLLOWING IS A SUMMERY OF THE TECHNIQUES EMPLOYED BY FOR PROFIT UNIVERSITIES TO DUPE THE UNEMPLOYED INTO ATTENDING ON-LINE COLLEGES--"KEEP DIGGING UNTIL YOU UNCOVER THEIR PAIN(GREED),FEARS AND DREAMS. GET TO THEIR EMOTIONS AND YOU WILL CREATE THE URGENCY." AS LLOYD BLANKFEIN ALWAYS SAYS " IN EVERY CROWD OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS THERE IS A SILVER LINING." ---POOR BILL DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.----O'REILLY IS A SORE LOSER AND SPENT TWO YEARS TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH WINNICK(1/10/3 0'RELLY TRANSCRIPT--"WHY WONT THE JUSTICE DEPT PROSECUTE GARY WINNICK")----UNFORTUNATELY O'REILLY HAS NO SYMPATHY FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE GOLDMAN SACHS HAS LOADED WITH STUDENT LOANS -----O'REILLY IS NOT A CONSERVATIVE HE IS A HOTTENTOT---"GOOD IS WHEN I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES AND CATTLE;BAD IS WHEN THEY STEAL MINE." MANY WEALTHY PEOPLE FEEL UNWORTHY OF THEIR POSSESSIONS,REBUBLICANS FEEL THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY'VE STOLEN. LONG LIVE GARY WINNICK.
#97 - FRED WINTZER - 09/16/2013 - 23:07
FLAMBOYANT/SUMPTUOUS/PRURIENT KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ----I AM LOOKING AT PIETER ISAACSZ'S PAINTING "MARS AND VENUS WITH CUPID" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS(SEE "BRUNETTE SUCKS CLIT AND LICKS PUSSY")----TODAY I READ IN THE HUFFPOST AN ARTICLE BY ROBERT CREAMER ABOUT RAISING THE MINIMUM WAGE WHICH REMINDED ME OF SATAN'S LETTER TO PAT ROBERTSON FOLLOWING PAT'S COMMENT ON HAITI(MPLS STAR 1/15/10)---"DEAR PAT ROBERTSON: I MAY BE EVIL INCARNATE,BUT I'M NO WELCHER. WHEN I STRIKE BARGAINS WITH PEOPLE THEY FIRST GET SOMETHING HERE ON EARTH---GLAMOUR,WEALTH,FAME. THOSE HAITIANS HAVE NOTHING,AND I MEAN NOTHING.AN 80% PVERTY RATE IS NOT MY STYLE.NOTHING AGAINST IT---I'M JUST SAYING:NOT MY ROLL."----AS WE BOTH KNOW, THE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVES WOULD BE MUCH IMPROVED IF THEY KNEW WHAT WAS WORTH CONSERVING. AS CERVANTES POINTED OUT IN THE 16TH CENTURY "I BELIEVE THERE'S NO PROVERB BUT WHAT IS TRUE. A PROVERB IS A SHORT SENTENCE BASED ON LONG EXPERIENCE--THE UNIVERSAL MOTHER OF SCIENCE."----CONSERVATIVES WOULD BE MUCH IMPROVED IF THEY STUDIED THE CARVINGS ON MEDIEVAL MISERICORDS. MISERCORDS ARE SMALL WOODEN SHELFS ON THE UNDERSIDE OF FOLDING SEATS IN CHURCHES AND THE CARVINGS FOUND ON THEM ARE REPUTED TO BE THE WORD OF GOD. MY FAVORITE IS FROM THE OUDE KERK IN AMSTERDAM ENTITLED "DON'T PULL TO HARD ON A WEAK ROPE."----ON 3/18/13 "FORTUNE" MAGAZINE PUBLISHED A LIST OF THE WORLD'S MOST ADMIRED COMPANIES BASED ON A SURVEY OF 15,000 EXECUTIVES. APPLE COMPUTER SELLING AT 11.5 TIMES EARNINGS WAS VOTED #1---FOLLOWED BY GOOGLE SELLING AT 25.6 TIMES,COCA-COLA SELLING AT 20.5 TIMES AND STARBUCKS SELLING AT 35.4 TIMES. COULD IT BE THAT THE FOLKS IN THE KINDERRGARDEN HAVE BEEN EATING LOCO-WEED AGAIN.
#98 - FRED WINTZER - 09/19/2013 - 22:39
SUMPTUOUS/RAVISHING/LICENTIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOKKING AT JEAN LEON GEROME'S PAINTING OF "BATHSHEBA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY RECALCITRANT GEORGE WALKS THE PLANK( A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE'S MARRIED AND THEN HE'S FINISHED)-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WOMEN,WAMPUM AND WRONGDOING ARE ALWAYS NEWS. TODAY---THANKS TO LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND NIM CHIMSKY WE HAVE BIG NEWS. GOLDMAN HADN'T PULLED A MAJOR CAPER SINCE APRIL 10TH WHEN IT SENT THE PRICE OF GOLD FOR A TAILSPIN AND MANY WERE ASKING "HAS GOLDMAN LOST ITS MIDAS TOUCH." THE FOLLOWING HEADLINE IS FORCING THE NAYSAYERS TO EAT CROW--"GOLDMAN BLASTS J.C.PENNEY;SHARES TUMBLE TO 13 YEAR LOW." JCP SHARES DROPPED AS MUCH AS 17% ON HEAVY VOLUME AMID A DOWNBEAT ANALYSIS FROM GOLDMAN'S CREDIT TEAM THAT JUST INITIATED COVERAGE OF THE COMPANY'S UNSECURED DEBT. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT GOLDMAN MINTED MILLIONS ON IT'S TRADING DESK TODAY AND NIM CHIMSKY HAS ALREADY PLACED AN ORDER FOR HIS 2014 LAMBORGINI AND ENLARGED PENUS. REMEMBER THAT SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE ALWAYS FEARFUL AND TO HIM WHO IS IN FEAR EVERTHING RUSTLES. WE FEAR THINGS IN PROPORTION TO OUR IGNORANCE OF THEM AND FEAR HAS MANY EYES AND CAN SEE UNDERGROUND. CROWDS OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE ALWAYS BREEDING GROUNDS FOR PSYCHIC EPIDEMICS. MEN ALWAYS GO MAD IN HERDS. GOLDMAN SACHS IS STILL THE CROWNED PRINCE OF FRONT-RUNNING---LONG LIVE THE PRINCE. A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#99 - FRED WINTZER - 09/26/2013 - 17:51
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASERIAU'S PAINTING "THE HAREM" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD---THE ORANGUTAN WHISPERER. YEARS AGO BIOLOGIST E.O. WILSON MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION--"THE SPECIES THAT HAVE EVOLVED LONG TERM BONDS ARE ALSO,BY AND LARGE, THE ONES THAT RELY ON ELABORATE COURTSHIP RITUALS.---YESTERDAY I PICKED UP THE OCT 2013 ISSUE OF THE INCOMPARABLE "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE AND NOTICED THE FOLLOWING COVER PAGE STORY "12 KINKY QUICKIES.GRAB HIM AND GET IT ON".----MY GUESS IS THAT MOST OF THE WOMEN WHO READ THIS MAGAZINE ARE NOT PERMANENTLY DAMAGED BY IT BECAUSE AS H.L. MENCKEN POINTED OUT OVER 50 YEARS AGO "MIDGETS,CRIPPLES,DIRTY MEN,HIDEOUS MEN, IDIOTS.THEY ARE ARE DRAGGED TO THE ALTAR." LETS HOPE THAT THE TYPICAL COSMO GIRL IS AN AVID FAN OF SOCRATES(400BC)--"HE IS RICHEST IS HE WHO IS CONTENT WITH LEAST".---FOR THE MODERN LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD RAISED ON SINGING COMERCIALS, I RECCOMEND THE 1962 MOVIE "THE MUSIC MAN". I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING AT THE SEPT 2007 ISSUE OF "VANITY FAIR" WITH THE COVER PAGE STORY ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE "CRAZY FOR LAKE COMO". IS THERE AN APPRENTICE PLUMBER IN THE HOUSE.---YESTERDAY YAHOO FINANCE FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "COULD BILL ACKMAN' GENIUS BE HIS DOWNFALL?" THE ARTICLE POINTED OUT THAT IF HERBALIFE'S STOCK WERE TO DOUBLE FROM CURRENT LEVELS IT WOULD COST DENNIS THE MENACE $1.7 BILLION. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THAT WITHIN 2-3 TEARS THE STOCK WILL DOUBLE AND ANOTHER WALL STREET FRAUD WILL DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#100 - FRED WINTZER - 09/28/2013 - 22:21
BEAUTIFUL/ALLURING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---- I AM LOOKING AT EDMUND BLAIR LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "ON THE THRESHOLD" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND BALZAC'S FAMOUS SAYING "THE DURATION OF PASSION IS PROPORTIONATE WITH THE ORIGINAL RESISTANCE OF THE WOMAN"-----IN THE OCT. 2013 ISSUE OF "COSMOPOLITAN"(12 KINKY QUICKIES) THERE IS A SECTION ENTITLED LIFE ADVICE AND SELF IMPROVEMENT WHICH STARTS WITH THE FOLLOWING QUOTE "WEALTH CONSISTS NOT IN HAVING GREAT POSSESSIONS, BUT IN HAVING FEW WANTS" AND ENDS WITH A SECTION ENTITLED "EASY TO-DO MOBIL HOME REMODELING TIPS". AS CLINT EASTWOOD ONCE SAID "THE COSMO GIRL HAS TO KNOW HER LIMITATIONS."----A 4/24/13 ARTICLE ENTITLED "WARREN BUFFETT ON WHY HE'LL NEVER SELL A SHARE OF COCA-COLA STOCK" INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING BUFFETT QUOTE "BRAND POWER SHOULD BE A GIVEN--NO BUSINESS HAS EVER FAILED WITH HAPPY CUSTOMERS."---YESTERDAY ON YAHOO FINANCE I READ THE FOLLOWING--"ACCORDING TO INTERBRAND(AN INTERNATIONAL CONSULTING FIRM) APPLE COMPUTER(AAPL-SELLING AT 11.9 TIMES EARNINGS) HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED COCA-COLA(KO SELLING AT 20 TIMES EARNINGS) AS THE WORLDS TOP BRAND. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN 14 YEARS COKE HAS NOT BEEN IN THE TOP SPOT. DEAR UNCLE CORN-PONE "SOMEONE'S NOT LOOKING."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#101 - FRED WINTZER - 10/02/2013 - 16:26
SUMPTUOUS/LUXURIANT/ASTUTE KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT LAWRENCE ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP --THE PROPOSAL" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT THE FIRST SIGH OF LOVE IS THE LAST OF WISDOM. THE MOST ORDINARY MAN IN LOVE BLEEDS AND PINES AWAY WITH A CERTAIN ELEGANCE AND TENDERNESS OF SENTIMENT WHICH THE PASSION NATURALLY INSPIRES. MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THE WOMAN, WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH LOVE.----TODAY, APPEARING ALONGSIDE FORMER TREASURY SECRETARY HANK PAULSON ON CNBC'S "SQUAWK BOX", WARREN BUFFETT STATED THAT "PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE HOW TOUGH A POSITION PAULSON WAS IN WHEN HE CRAFTED THE TARP RESCUE PACKAGE." HE NEGLECTED TO MENTION THE ROLE GOLMAN-SUCKS PLAYED IN CREATING THE MESS THAT MADE TARP NECESSARY. BUFFETT(UNCLE CORNPONE) HAS OFTEN STATED THAT "HAPPY CUSTOMERS ARE THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS." A BRAND IS NOT A PRODUCT OR A PROMISE OR A FEELING IT IS THE SUM OF ALL THE EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE WITH A COMPANY. AN ARTICLE IN TODAYS YAHOO FINANCE ENTITLED "GOLDMAN SACHS DOING 'GOD'S WORK' AT J.C. PENNEY" GIVES YOU A FLAVOR FOR THE GOLDMAN EXPERIENCE. GOLDMAN BIRTHED A DEBT PRODUCT,KILLED A STOCK AND CREATED MILLIONS IN UNDERWRITING FEES.GLORY ANFD FEES BE TO GOLDMAN, PAIN AND SUFFERING TO J.C. PENNEY AND ITS SHAREHOLDERS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A KNAVE THINKS HIMSELF A FOOL,ALL THE TIME HE IS NOT MAKING A FOOL OF SOME OTHER PERSON.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#102 - FRED WINTZER - 10/04/2013 - 21:16
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS, I AM LOOKING AT VINCENZO CABIANCA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" WHICH REMINDS ME OF A BBC DVD I RECENTLY WATCHED ENTITLED "KINGDOM OF THE SEAHORSE". THESE SALT WALTER FISH ENGAGE AN ELABORATE COURTSHIP THAT LASTS SEVERAL DAYS BEFORE BREEDING(SWIMMING SIDE BY SIDE,CHANGING COLOR ,AND DANCING).AS HAVELOCK ELLIS POINTED OUT 100 YEARS AGO "COURTSHIP IS THE PROCESS WHEREBY BOTH MALE AND FEMALE ARE BROUGHT INTO THAT STATE OF SEXUAL TUMESCENCE WHICH IS THE NECESSARY CONDITION FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE". DUST MITES AND AMERICANOS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT DON'T PRACTICE SOME FORM OF COURTSHIP(SEE RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S MOVIE "UP IN THE AIR")-----WARREN BENNIS ONCE OBSERVED "THE MANAGER HAS HIS EYE ON THE BOTTOM LINE;THE LEADER HAS HIS EYE ON THE HORIZON." THIS CONCEPT IS ILLUSTRATED IN A RECENT HUFFPOST ARTICLE ON LABOR SECRETARY THOMAS PEREZ'S REACTION TO COSTCO'S HIGH WAGES AND HEALTH BENEFITS. "YOU GO TO A COSTCO STORE AND YOU SEE PEOPLE THERE WHO'VE BEEN WORKING THERE FOR YEARS"--PEREZ. SOME ONE SHOULD TRY TO ACQUAINT AMERICAN CEO'S WITH WILLIAM BLISS'S ARTICLE "COST OF EMPLOYEE TURNOVER". A COMPANY WHICH EMPLOYS 10,000 PEOPLE AND HAS A 10% ANNUAL TURNOVER RATE INCURS THE ANNUAL COST OF TURNOVER OF $75 MILLION.-----THE DOCTRINE OF THE DIVINE RIGHT OF KINGS WAS BAD ENOUGH,BUT NOT SO INTOLERABLE AS THE DOCTRINE OF THE DIVINE RIGHT OF PLUTOCRATS. I AM LOOKING AT A CHART THAT RANKS CEO/AVERAGE WORKER PAY BY COUNTRY. JAPAN(11.1) AND GERMANY(12.1) RANK AT THE TOP AND THE USA(354.0) RANKS AT THE VERY BOTTOM. JAPAN'S MANUFACTURING WAGES ARE COMPARABLE TO THE USA AND GERMANY'S ARE MUCH HIGHER. GERMANY AS A COUNTRY RUNS HUGE TRADE SURPLUSES AND THE USA TRADE DEFICIT IS WITHOUT A CLOSE RIVAL. INSTEAD OF LOW COST LABOR WE SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR HIGH IQ CEO'S. REMEMBER SINCLAIR LEWIS WAS THE FIRST AMERICAN TO WIN THE NOBLE PRIZE IN LITERATURE AND HIS BOOK "BABBITT" WON IT FOR HIM.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#103 - FRED WINTZER - 11/02/2013 - 00:38
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT EDMUND BLAIR LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "GOD SPEED" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MEN AND WOMEN WHO DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER. COURTLY LOVE DID NOT REFER TO SEX,BUT TO SHORT TRYST IN SECRET WHICH ESCALATED MENTALLY,BUT NEVER PHYSICALLY.-----A RECENT HUFFPOST ARTICLE ENTITLED "ANN COULTER GETS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE" APPARENTLY REFERRED TO HER REACTION TO A BILL MAHER COMMENT. ANN COULTER REFERS TO HERSELF IN THE FOLLOWING WAY--"I'M A CHRISTIAN FIRST AND A MEAN SPIRITED/BIGOTED CONSERVATIVE SECOND." IF SHE WOULD ONLY REFLECT ON WHAT IS LIKELY TO HAPPEN TO MAHER ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY, HE WOULD NOT UPSET HER AS MUCH---LAST JUDGEMENT MATHEW 25:31-46 "WHEN THE SON OF MAN COMES IN HIS GLORY...HE WILL SEPARATE PEOPLE ONE FROM ANOTHER AS A SHEPHERD SEPARATES THE SHEEP FROM THE GOATS. HE WILL PLACE THE SHEEP ON HIS RIGHT AND THE GOATS ON HIS LEFT....THEN HE WILL SAY TO THOSE ON THE LEFT --DEPART FROM ME YOU CURSED INTO ETERNAL FIRE PREPARED FOR THE DEVIL AND HIS ANGELS."----IF ANN COULTER WOULD LIKE TO VISUALIZE THE TORMENTS AWAITING THE LIKES OF BILL MAHER, SHE SHOULD GOOGLE UP THE TYMPANUM OF THE CATHEDRAL CHURCH OF STE FOY--CONQUE AND STUDY "SATAN'S PEOPLE". MY FAVORITE IS "A RABBIT HEADED DEVIL HELPS TO SPIT ROAST A POACHER,WHILST ANOTHER SERPENT GNAWS HIS FOOT." THE THOUGHT OF BILL MAHER SPENDING ETERNITY BEING SPIT ROASTED BY RABBITS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO CHEER UP THE MOST MEAN SPIRITED/BIGOTED/CHRISTIAN/CONSERVATIVE ALIVE.
#104 - FRED WINTZER - 11/03/2013 - 16:18
STUNNING/GAUDY/LUXURIOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN THE 4.5 BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF EARTH----I AM LOOKING AT PICTURES CATHERINE ZETA JONES AS ELENA IN TRISTAN'S "THE MARK OF ZORRO" AND STARTING TO FEEL SORRY FOR RAND PAUL. WHEN YOU JOIN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY YOU LOSE A POINT OFF YOUR IQ EVERY MONTH. ENERGY EXPERTS HAVE ANNOUNCED THE DEVELOPMENT OF A NEW FUEL MADE FROM TEA PARTY MEMBERS BRAIN TISSUE. IT'S CALLED ASSOHOLE. IN TODAYS HUFFPOST I READ THAT RAND PAUL RECENTLY STATED "YOU KNOW,IF DUELING WERE LEGAL IN KENTUCKY, IF THEY KEEP IT UP,YOU KNOW,IT WOULD BE A DUEL CHALLENGE." BEFORE HE CHALLENGES RACHAEL MADDOW TO A DUEL RON PAUL SHOULD GOOGLE UP "THE DUEL/CATHERINE ZETA JONES ' MASK OF ZORRO'(RANKED #4: TOP MOVIE CLEAVAGES). DEAR MR PAUL: A WOMAN'S TONGUE IS ONLY 3 INCHES LONG, BUT IT CAN KILL A MAN 6 FEET TALL.
#105 - FRED WINTZER - 11/04/2013 - 17:39
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST INGRE'S PAINTING "THE VICOMTESS OTHENIN D'HAUSSONVILLE" AND THINKING THAT THE UNKNOWN ALWAYS PASSES FOR THE MARVELOUS. THERE IS SOMETHING STRANGE AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE ABOUT THE UNKNOWN THAT INSPIRES AWE AND CHECKS FAMILIARITY. DURING THE COURTSHIP THE WOMAN'S JOB IS ALWAYS TO DEEPEN THE MYSTERY. WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE KEEP BRIGHAM YOUNG'S(1801-1877) ADVICE IN MIND--"ANY YOUNG MAN WHO IS UNMARRIED AT THE AGE OF 21 IS A MENACE TO THE COMMUNITY."------TODAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT SAC CAPITAL ADVISORS WILL PLEAD GUILTY TO CRIMINAL FRAUD AND AGREE TO PAY $1.8 BILLION IN FINES. THESE SLIMEHEADS ARE GETTING OFF VERY LIGHTLY SINCE THEIR ENTIRE PERFORMANCE SINCE 1992 HAS PROBABLY INVOLVED ONE FORM OF INSIDER TRADING OR ANOTHER. MODERN NEUROSCIENCE HAS ESTABLISHED THAT TRUELY RATIONAL BEHAVIOR IS IMPOSSIBLE AND THAT THEREFORE KEYNES WAS CORRECT WHEN HE OBSERVED THAT "MARKETS CAN REMAIN IRRATIONAL LONGER THAN INVESTORS CAN REMAIN SOLVENT." ACCORDING TO WARREN BUFFETT "OUR FAVORITE HOLDING TIME IS FOREVER." ACCORDING TO STEVE COHEN "THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD BE HOLDING OVERNIGHT IS YOUR DICK."------I JUST RE-READ AN INTERESTING ARTICLE IN THE 4/17/06 'WEEKLY STANDARD" ENTITLED "BECOMING LEO STRAUSS---THE PHILOSOPHER WHO TEACHES US HOW TO THINK". A GREAT WRITER IS ONE WHO GIVES THE READER THE MOST KNOWLEDGE AND TAKES FROM HIM/HER THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME. LEO STRAUSS CAN COMPRESSES THE MOST WORDS INTO THE SMALLEST IDEAS OF ANY WRITER I KNOW. BEFORE TRYING TO WADE THROUGH ONE OF SRAUSS'S BOOKS, GOOGLE UP H .L. MENCKEN'S ESSAY "PROF. VEBLEN AND THE COW".----TRILLIONS OF KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#106 - FRED WINTZER - 11/04/2013 - 19:44
RAVISHING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----I AM RE-READING A 9/15/13 WASHINGTON POST ARTICLE ENTITLED "DON'T UNDERESTIMATE RAND PAUL AS A 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: STUPIDITY TRUMPS MACHIAVELLI ALMOST EVERY TIME WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO EXPLAIN EVENTS LIKE A MALE PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER CHALLENGING A FEMALE REPORTER TO A DUEL. STUPIDITY IS MORE FASCINATING THAN INTELLIGENCE. IF STUPIDITY GOT RAND PAUL INTO THIS MESS,WHY CAN'T IT GET HIM OUT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE DUEL,I AM CONVINCED MADDOW WILL WIN----HOWEVER I'M NOT SURE SHE WILL BE ABLE TO COPE WITH THE #4 RANKED MOVIE CLEAVAGE.
#107 - FRED WINTZER - 11/04/2013 - 20:13
SUBLIME/LUSTROUS/LUBRICIOUS KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN WORLD HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST DOMINIQUE INGRE'S PAINTING "PORTRAIT OF COUNTESS D'HAUSSONVILLE" AND THINKING OF YOUR AMAZING BRAIN. THE LOVE THAT LASTS THE LONGEST IS THE LOVE THAT IS NEVER CONSUMMATED. LOVE LIVES ON PROPINQUITY AND DIES ON CONTACT. LOVE IS THE TRIUMPH OF IMAGINATION OVER INTELLIGENCE--IT IS THE GROSS EXAGGERATION OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE WOMAN AND ALL THE REST. THE UNKNOWN ALWAYS PASSES FOR THE MARVELOUS. IT IS THE WOMAN'S JOB TO ALWAYS DEEPEN THE MYSTERY. AS ZSA ZSA GABOR PUT IT--" A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED AND THEN HE'S FINISHED." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S MONEY WON'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS IF YOU SHOP IN THE WRONG PLACES. KEEP IN MIND THAT THE GREAT SHOPPING OF MILAN ITALY IS ONLY 40 MILES FROM LAKE COMO. -----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE SUPERSTITIOUS MAN IS TO THE TELEVANGELIST WHAT THE SLAVE IS TO THE TYRANT. AS THOMAS JEFFERSON ONCE SAID "THE CLERGY CONVERTED THE SIMPLE TEACHINGS OF JESUS INTO AN ENGINE FOR ENSLAVING MANKIND AND INTO A CONTRIVANCE TO FILCH POWER AND WEALTH TO THEMSELVES." GOOGLE UP "JOHN HAGEE-- THE END OF TIMES ARE HERE--10 SIGNS." WHEN IT'S 3.00PM IN NEW YORK CITY;IT'S 95AD(BOOK OF REVELATION) IN SAN ANTONIO TEXAS. SKIN AN ORANGUTAN AND IT WOULD TAKE AN AUTOPSY TO PROVE HE WAS NOT A TELEVANGELIST. ----IN 2006 HEDGE FUND GURU JAMES SIMONS(RENAISSANCE) WAS NAMED FINANCIAL ENGINEER OF THE YEAR BY THE INTERNATIONAL ASSOC. OF FINANCIAL ENGINEERS. THIS WAS LIKE BEING KISSED BY A STREET WALKER WITH HALITOSIS. IF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHY THE MARKET REWARDS USELESS SLIMEHEADS LIKE SIMONS SO LAVISHLY; KEEP IN MIND THE FOLLOWING POEM WRITTEN BY MILTON FRIEDMAN --"THE INVISIBLE HAND MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. HIS WONDERS TO PERFORM; HE PLANTS HIS FOOTSTEPS IN THE SAND AND RIDES UPON THE STORM"-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.
#108 - FRED WINTZER - 12/08/2013 - 14:09
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS---- I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADEMA'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP--ASK ME NO MORE" AND THINKING IT IS THE WOMAN WHO CHOOSES THE MAN WHO WILL CHOOSE HER. A MAN IS GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN LOVING WOMEN AND UNDERSTANDING THEM. THERE IS A CHARM ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN THAT MAKES IT UNSPEAKABLY DESIRABLE. LYING IS THE MOST FUN A WOMAN CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING HER CLOTHS OFF. "FAIR IS MY LOVE,BUT NOT SO FAIR AS FICKLE." SHAKESPEARE. UNCERTAINTY AND EXPECTATION ARE THE JOYS OF LIFE; FULFILLMENT IS AN INSIPID THING. MARRIAGE IS A ROMANTIC NOVEL WHERE THE HEROE DIES IN THE PREFACE. ----A HUSBAND AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED. ANY WOMAN WHO LIVES WITHIN HER MEANS SUFFERS FROM LACK OF IMAGINATION. HOPEFULLY WITHIN THE NEAR FUTURE RECALCITRANT GEORGE WILL BE OVERHEARD SAYING "I HAVEN'T REPORTED MY MISSING CREDIT CARD TO THE POLICE BECAUSE WHOEVER STOLE IT IS SPENDING LESS THAN MY WIFE."----MANY YEARS AGO SIGMUND FREUD MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION " NOVELISTS--THE PORTRAYAL OF THE PSYCHIC LIFE OF HUMAN BEINGS IS THEIR MOST SPECIAL DOMAIN--- HERE THEY ARE YEARS AHEAD OF SCIENCE." ACCORDING TO MANY SCIENTISTS, TOMORROWS ROBOTS WILL BE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN HOMO-SAPIENS AND WILL LOCK US IN ZOOS AND FEED US PEANUTS. THIS BELIEF, IN PART , IS BASED ON MARVIN MINSKY'S(MIT/AI) BOOK " THE EMOTION MACHINE." OBVIOUSLY, MARVIN READ SHAKESPEARE AND FOUND HIM WEEK IN BOOLEAN LOGIC. -----ACCORDING TO RUPERT MURDOCH "SOCIETY IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CLASSES: THE SHEARER AND THE SHORN. WE SHOULD ALWAYS BE WITH THE FORMER AGAINST THE LATTER." AS RUPERT WELLL KNOWS--VERY FEW THINGS HAPPEN AT THE RIGHT TIME AND THE REST DO NOT HAPPEN AT ALL. A CONSCIENTIOUS JOURNALIST WILL CORRECT THESE DEFECTS. -----EVERY TIME I AM FORCED TO WATCH SILLY T.V. SHOWS LIKE CNBC'S "SQUACK BOX" OR "MAD MONEY" I AM REMINDED OF STEVE JOB'S FAMOUS COMMENT "THINGS HAPPEN FAIRLY SLOWLY. THE WAVES OF TECHNOLOGY, YOU CAN SEE THEM WAY BEFORE THEY HAPPEN, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO CHOOSE WISELY WHICH ONES YOUR GOING TO SURF. IF YOU CHOOSE WISELY,IT ACTUALLY UNFOLDS FAIRLY SLOWLY--IT TAKES YEARS." APPLE'S STOCK REMAINS GROSSLY UNDERVALUED AND YOU SHOULD BUY MORE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN THIS WORLD OF SIN AND SUFFERING, THERE IS ALWAYS THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR. AND AS H.L. MENCKEN PUT IT "AS FOR ME, I REJOICE THAT I AM NOT A REPUBLICAN."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#109 - FRED WINTZER - 02/11/2014 - 09:52
ENTICING/RADIENT/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE VENUS WITH THE FIESTY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT HOKUSAI'S FAMOUS WOODBLOCK PRINT "THE DREAM OF THE FISHERMAN'S WIFE" AND THINKING OF YOUR MANY ELECTRIFYING ORGASIMS-----TINA FEY'S GOLDEN GLOBE COMMENT ABOUT HOOGIE DICAPRIO WALLOWING IN SUPERMODEL VAGINAS IS A REMINDER THAT THE GIRLS OF HOLLYWOOD ARE STILL IN THE HALL OF SHAME-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THIS GUY 0FF THE STREETS(HE LIVES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF RODEO DRIVE---JESUS! FIND KRISTIE A BARGAIN).-----THE IGNORANT MIND WITH ITS INFINITE PASSIONS IS ROOTED IN THREE AFFLICTIONS: ANGER,GREED AND DELUSION. AS ADAM SMITH POINTED OUT IN "THE WEALTH OF NATIONS", AS A CLASS THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH FOR THE WEALTHY--"ALL FOR OURSELVES AND NOTHING FOR OTHERS HAS BEEN THEIR VILE MAXIM IN EVERY AGE OF THE WORLD." IN 2013 THE COMBINED WEALTH OF THE FORBES 4OO ROSE TO $2 TRILLION--AN INCREASE OF 18%. AS AESOP POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO(FABLE #205 "HERCULES AND PLUTUS) THE WEALTHY HAVE BEEN SCOUNDRELS IN EVERY COUNTRY AND IN EVERY AGE. WHEN YOU REFLECT ON THE KOCH BROTHERS CAMPAIGN TO KILL SOCIAL SECURITY KEEP THE FOLLOWING IN MIND " THE DUKE OF DUNSTABLE HAD ONE WAY POCKETS. HE WOULD WALK TEN MILES IN THE SNOW TO CHISEL AN ORPHAN OUT OF A TUPPENCE".--P,G, WOODHOUSE.-----WHERE ARE THE CONSERVATIVE INTELLECTUALS WHEN WE NEED THEM? WHEN MICHAEL SAM CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, THE NFL RESPONDED BY SAYING "FOOTBALL IS STILL A MAN'S-MAN GAME AND THEREFORE IS NOT READY FOR AN OPENLY GAY PLAYER." THIS WOULD OFFER POINTY HEADED DAVID BROOKS AN OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE THE NFL'S ROGER GOODELL TO "THE SACRED BAND OF THEBES(PLUTARCH'S BIOGRAPHY OF OF PELOPIDAS). THE QUESTION REMAINS:--WHAT ARE THE CONSERVATIVES TRYING TO CONSERVE?-----ZILLIONS OF KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#110 - FRED WINTZER - 02/20/2014 - 20:22
RESPLENDENT/INSIDIOUS/APHRODISIACAL KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE CONTESSA OF THE BEGUILING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE SMITH'S PAINTING "COUNTRY COURTSHIP" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND NIETZSCHE'S FAMOUS OBSERVATION---"AH ! WHAT A DANGEROUS,CREEPING,SUBTERRANEAN LITTLE BEAST OF PREY SHE IS. WOMAN IS FAR MORE EVIL AND CUNNING THAN MAN."---COURTSHIP IS THE ART OF A GIRL NOT SHOWING HER HAND TILL YOU ASK FOR IT. MEN DREAM IN COURTSHIP AND ONLY AWAKEN WHEN THE GYVES ARE UPON THEIR WRISTS. AS SHAKESPEARE PUT IT--"WOMEN ARE ANGELS WHEN WOOING;THINGS WON ARE DONE."----- DURING THE YEAR JUST ENDED(2013), AMERICAN COMPANIES SPENT $171 BILLION ON ADVERTISING. THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT "ADVERTISING IS THE ART OF MAKING WHOLE LIES OUT OF HALF TRUTHS." NO WHERE IS THIS SAYING MORE TRUE THAN THE GOLDMAN SACH'S CAMPAIGN ENTITLED "10,000 SMALL BUSINESSES" FEATURING UNCLE CORPONE ON THE TROMBONE. IF WE GAVE A SHOVEL TO EACH OF THE 6.4 MILLION U.S. HOMEOWNERS WHO STILL HAVE UNDERWATER MORTGAGES, THEY COULD DIG A HOLE SO DEEP THEY COULD HAND LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND WARREN BUFFETT OVER TO "SATAN" IN PERSON. SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND THESE TWO CLOWNS THAT STEAL PRIVATELY AND GIVE PUBLICLY IS AN OLD/OLD TUNE. AS EVIDENCED IN THE RECENT DVD "THE WALL STREET CODE", GOLDMAN SACHS MAKES MOST OF ITS MONEY FRONT RUNNING/RIGGED MARKET CAPITALISM. HYPOCRISY IS THE TRIBUTE THAT CORRUPTION GIVES TO RECTITUDE.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#111 - FRED WINTZER - 02/25/2014 - 20:19
EFFULGENT/VULPINE/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE 4.5 BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM WATERHOUSE'S PAINTING "CIRDE OFFERING THE CUP TO ULYSSES" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT FEAR OF WOMEN IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM. I KNOW LITTLE OF WOMEN PERSONALLY; BUT I'VE HEARD DREAD TALES. WHEN GOD MAKES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THE DEVIL OPENS A NEW REGISTER.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE HOOGIE DICAPRIO(WOLF OF WALL STREET) IGNOMINY ? TO CATCH A HUSBAND IS AN ART;TO HOLD HIM IS MERELY A CHORE.. GIVEN THE INEPTITUDE OF THE WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD ,GETTING THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS IS GOING TO REQUIRE OUTSIDE TALENT LIKE THE INCOMPARABLE ORANGUTAN WHISPERER. LETS WIN THIS ONE FOR BRIGHAM YOUNG( "ANY YOUNG MAN WHO IS UNMARRIED AT THE AGE OF TWENTY ONE IS A MENACE TO THE COMMUNITY." ALL THAT IS NECESSARY TO MAKE A CELEBRITY COVET A THING, IS TO MAKE THAT THING DIFFICULT TO ATTAIN. THINGS FORBIDDEN ARE EXTRAORDINARILY DESIRABLE. FLIRTING IS THE PROMISE OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITHOUT THE GUARANTEE. A WOMAN'S APPAREL SHOULD BE LIKE A BARBED WIRE FENCE.SERVING IT'S PURPOSE WITHOUT OBSTRUCTING THE VIEW. WE KNOW THAT WHAT WE DON'T SEE IS SIMILAR TO WHAT WE'VE SEEN BEFORE; BUT WE ARE NOT SURE--WE ARE CURIOUS. SO WE CHASE AFTER A STRANGE WOMAN AS IF SHE WERE A TREASURE BEYOND COMPARE. THE SEPARATION OF LOVERS IS THE RENEWAL OF LOVE. WHEN BAITING A MOUSETRAP WITH CHEESE, ALWAYS LEAVE ROOM FOR THE MOUSE. ------ONCE WE HAVE DICAPRIO SAFELY FASTENED TO THE LEMON SQUEEZER YOU CAN RETURN TO THE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE---SHOPPING. THE ODDS OF SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE VISITING RODEO DRIVE TO BUY A BLOUSE AND COMING HOME WITH ONLY A BLOUSE ARE 3 BILLION TO ONE. YOU KNOW THE RULES. IF THE SHOE FITS BUY IT IN EVERY COLOR.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#112 - FRED WINTZER - 03/04/2014 - 17:46
BEAUTEOUS/GUILEFUL/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE CRAFTY SCOUNDREL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN LEON GEROME'S PAINTING "CLEOPATRA AND CAESAR" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN ALEXANDRIA(EGYPT) IN THE SECOND CENTURY A.D. THERE WAS A LAW AGAINST WOMEN TRICKING MEN INTO MARRIAGE BY APPLYING MAKEUP TO DECEIVE MEN ABOUT THERE APPEARANCE. IN SPITE OF THIS LAW ALMOST ALL GOOD CATCHES WERE DRAGGED TO THE ALTER AND THERE WAS NOTHING COMPARABLE TO THE RECALCITRANT GEORGE/HOOGIE DICAPRIO IGNOMINIES. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:"LOVE IS A GRAVE MENTAL DISEASE(PLATO)". LOVE IS THE STAR MEN LOOK UP TO AS THEY WALK ALONG AND MARRIAGE IS THE COAL-HOLE THEY FALL INTO. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE COSMO GIRL, RECURRENT COITUS IS THE TOMB OF LOVE OR AS SHAKESPEARE PUT IT "WOMEN ARE AS ROSES,WHOSE FAIR FLOWER BEING ONCE DISPLAYED DOTH FALL THAT VERY HOUR." "TIS THE QUARRY THAT FLEES THAT THE HUNTER FOLLOWS;WHAT HE TAKES HE LEAVES BEHIND, AND EVER STRAINS TO THE PREY AHEAD(OVID)".-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: EVERY WOMAN SHOULD MARRY--AND NO MAN. EVERY AMERICAN HUSBAND CAN ATTEST TO THE TRUTH OF THE FOLLOWING FRENCH PROVERB--"IT IS EASIER TO KEEP WATCH OVER A BAG OF FLEAS THAN OVER A WOMAN."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#113 - FRED WINTZER - 03/15/2014 - 18:37
SUMPTUOUS/MACHIAVELLIAN/LICENTIOUS KRISTIE-----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT JACQUE LOUIS DAVID'S PAINTING "CUPID AND PSYCHE" AND ASKING MYSELF HOW MANY FEMALE CELEBRITIES DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A "GREAT CATCH" ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER? AS WE BOTH KNOW, IT IS THE WOMAN WHO CHOOSES THE MAN WHO WILL CHOOSE HER. TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION I GOOGLED UP "THE 10 GREATEST WOMANIZERS IN HISTORY" AND FOCUSED ON #3 WARREN(IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT FUCK IT) BEATTY. WARREN WAS VOTED ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS IN 1961 AND WAS NOT HOODWINKED INTO MARRIAGE UNTIL 1992. THIS MEANS THAT IT TOOK 12,000 CELEBRITIES OVER 30 YEARS TO GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS(READ WARREN'S BIO IN WOMANIZER ARTICLE). THIS IS A FEAT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN PERFORMED BY ONE APPRENTICE PLUMBER IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS(READ MARK TWAIN'S BIOGRAPHY). MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN THE "GREAT CATCH CONUNDRUM" OVER TO THE LUDWIG VON MISES INSTITUTE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY AUSTRIAN SCHOOL ECONOMISTS IT TAKES TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?--NONE. IF IT REALLY NEEDED CHANGING,MARKET FORCES WOULD HAVE CAUSED IT TO HAPPEN. -----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: HUSBANDS ARE AWKWARD THINGS TO DEAL WITH. OFTEN KEEPING THEM IN HOT WATER IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THEM TENDER. SEVERAL YEARS AGO WARREN BEATTY WAS ASKED FOR HIS DEFINITION OF HAPPINESS AND RESPONDED "I'M HAPPIEST WHEN MY WIFE GETS HER WAY OR SO SHE TELLS ME." A HUSBAND IS WHAT IS LEFT AFTER THE NERVE HAS BEEN EXTRACTED.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#114 - FRED WINTZER - 03/24/2014 - 20:49
ANGELIC/VULPINE/SALACIOUS KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS. I AM LOOKING AT EDOUARD MANET'S FAMOUS PAINTING "THE PLUM" AND REFLECTING SOURLY ON HOLLYWOOD AND THE "GREAT CATCH CONUNDRUM". I AM CONVINCED THAT IF WE INTERVIEWED THE MANY WOMEN WHO HAVE GOTTEN "RECALCITRANT GEORGE" AND "HOOGIE DICAPRIO" INTO RIFLE RANGE , THEY WOULD ALL AGREE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM BRIDGET JONE'S DIARY--"THE NATIONS YOUNG MEN HAVE BEEN PROVED BY SURVEY'S TO BE COMPLETELY UNMARRIAGEABLE." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE NONESENSE WILL COMMIT BUFFONERIES. THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN IS HARDWIRED AND SOME OF THAT WIRING IS HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD. FOR THIS REASON, GREAT POETRY EXPRESSES THE EMOTION OF ALL THE AGES AND THE THOUGHT OF IT'S OWN. FOR WELL OVER TW0 THOUSAND YEARS THE GREAT WRITERS(OVID-CAPELLANUS-CERVANTES-LA BRUYERE-BALZAC) HAVE ALL AGREED WITH THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAM --"WOMEN BECOME ATTACHED TO MEN THROUGH THE FAVORS THEY GRANT THEM, BUT MEN ARE CURED OF THEIR LOVE THROUGH THE SAME FAVORS(LA BRUYERE)". GORGEOUS APHRODITE: AMERICANS NEVER MAKE CLEAR CUT STUPID MOVES--ONLY COMPLICATED STUPID MOVES. THE "GREAT CATCH CONUNDRUM"(LIKE AUSTRIAN SCHOOL ECONOMICS) IS AN EXTRAORDINARY OF HOW,STARTING WITH A FALSE PREMISE, A GANG OF RELENTLESS LOGICIANS ENDED UP IN BEDLAM.----I AM CURRENTLY READING STACY CORDERY'S EXCELLANT BIOGRAPHY OF ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH AND THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN READING THE FOLLOWING ITEM IN HER DIARY(DATED 1902)---" I SWEAR TO LITERALLY ANGLE FOR AN ENORMOUSLY RICH HUSBAND. I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MONEY." WHEN YOU FINALLY GET "HOOGIE DICAPRIO" ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER, WE CAN PUT HIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE WHERE IT CAN BE WATCHED---HANGING IN YOUR CLOSET. ---THE WORLD MAY BE DIVIDED INTO PEOPLE THAT READ,PEOPLE THAT WRITE,PEOPLE THAT THINK AND REPUBLICANS.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#115 - FRED WINTZER - 03/30/2014 - 15:45
STUNNING/OSTENTATIOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY-----I AM LOOKING AT INGRES' FAMOUS PAINTING "VENUS ANADYOMENE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT THOUGHTS ARE THE SHADOWS OF OUR FEELINGS. THERE IS NOTHING TO LOVE BUT WHAT WE IMAGINE. OH,WHAT A HEAVEN IS LOVE! OH,WHAT A HELL! TRY TO REASON ABOUT LOVE AND YOU WILL LOSE YOUR REASON. FOR THESE REASONS IN THE DUEL BETWEEN THE SEXES THE WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING ALWAYS GETS HER MAN.-----TODAYS HUFF POST FEATURED A "60 MINUTES" SEGMENT ON MICHAEL LEWIS'S NEW BOOK "FLASH BOYS" ABOUT OUR OLD FRIEND-- FRONT-RUNNING ON WALL STREET. THE SEGMENT WAS PRECEDED BY A "VIAGRA" AD, WHICH I FOUND AMUSING GIVEN THAT MICHAEL LEWIS INTRODUCED AMERICA TO THE "BIG SWINGING DICKS" BACK IN 1990. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, TODAY LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND NIM CHIMSKY PULLED A TRADITIONAL FRONT-RUNNING CAPER ON THE NYSE. GOLDMAN SACHS UPGRADED V.P. SHOP HOLDINGS(VIPS) AND THE STOCK SHOT UP AS IF IT HAD BEEN KICKED BY A MULE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THIRTY THREE YEARS OF REAGENOMICS HAVE PROVEN ADAM SMITH("WEALTH OF NATIONS) RIGHT AGAIN--- "THE GOVERNMENT OF AN EXCLUSIVE COMPANY OF MERCHANTS IS PERHAPS THE WORST OF ALL GOVERNMENTS FOR ANY COUNTRY WHATSOVER." THE 2016 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION SHOULD BEGIN WITH THE FOLLOWING PRAYER--"IF THE "LORD" CAN SEE HIS WAY CLEAR TO FORGIVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR THE WAY ITS BEEN CARRYING ON. THEN THE REST OF HUMANITY OUGHT TO BE FORGIVEN WITHOUT EVEN ASKING". HERBERT HOOVER ONCE PROMISED TWO CARS IN EVERY GARAGE. THE PAST 33 YEARS HAVE GIVEN US TWO FAMILIES IN EVERY GARAGE. REPUBLICAN COMES IN THE DICTIONARY JUST ABOVE REPUGNANT AND AFTER REPTILE. -----MANY/MANY KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#116 - FRED WINTZER - 03/31/2014 - 19:13
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT HERBERT VON HERKOMEN'S PAINTING OF 19TH CENTURY WALL STREET SLIMEHEAD "JAY GOULD" AND REFLECTING ON TODAYS WRESTLING MATCH ON CNBC "KATSUYAMA VS O'BRIAN" WHICH STOPPED TRADING ON THE NYSE. IF MICHAEL LEWIS'S NEW BOOK"FLASH BOYS" PUTS A DENT INTO HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING ,WALL STREET WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO MAKING MONEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY----BY FRONT-RUNNING ANALYST'S EARNINGS AND RATING CHANGES. IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS NEW WORLD, JAMIE DIMON AND KANZI WENT BACK TO THE TROUGH TODAY. JP MORGAN UPGRADED RUBICAN TECHNOOLGY{RBCN) AND THE STOCK SKY-HOOTED UP ALMOST 15% ON VERY HEAVY VOLIME. THIS COMANY IS LOSING MONEY AND IS IN A BUSINESS THAT FEW UNDERSTAND---"NOTHING SWAYS THE STUPID MORE THAN ARGUMENTS THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND"--CARDINAL DE RETZ. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN THE SUCKERS ARE RUNNING WELL ON WALL STREET THE SPECTACLE IS ALWAYS AMUSING. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ENCHANTING CLITORIS.
#117 - FRED WINTZER - 04/01/2014 - 19:01
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: GUILT HAS VERY QUICK EARS TO AN ACCUSATION. I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS THE FOLLOWING BLOG IN THE 3/31/14 ISUUE OF "BUSINESS INSIDER" --"PREET BHARARA TAUNTS WALL STREET TWEET----'SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL INSTITUTION IS ABOUT TO BE IN SERIOUS LEGAL TROUBLE'".-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF POVERTY IS THE MOTHER OF CRIME; STUPIDITY IS IT'S FATHER. AS SHAKESPEARE PUT IT-'" SUSPICION ALWAYS HAUNTS THE GUILTY MIND; THE THIEF DOTH FEAR EACH BUSH AN OFFICER."---LETS HOPE THAT BHARARA'S TWEET HAS MADE MANY SLIMEHEADS MISERABLE THIS EASTER.
#118 - FRED WINTZER - 04/20/2014 - 20:33
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: GUILT HAS VERY QUICK EARS TO AN ACCUSATION. I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS THE FOLLOWING BLOG IN THE 3/31/14 ISUUE OF \\\"BUSINESS INSIDER\\\" --\\\"PREET BHARARA TAUNTS WALL STREET TWEET----\\\'SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL INSTITUTION IS ABOUT TO BE IN SERIOUS LEGAL TROUBLE\\\'\\\".-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF POVERTY IS THE MOTHER OF CRIME; STUPIDITY IS IT\\\'S FATHER. AS SHAKESPEARE PUT IT-\\\'\\\" SUSPICION ALWAYS HAUNTS THE GUILTY MIND; THE THIEF DOTH FEAR EACH BUSH AN OFFICER.\\\"---LETS HOPE THAT BHARARA\\\'S TWEET HAS MADE MANY SLIMEHEADS MISERABLE THIS EASTER.
#119 - FRED WINTZER - 04/20/2014 - 20:33
GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM LOOKING AT JACOPO PALMA'S PAINTING OF "VENUS" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE AND PERFECT BODY. ---FINANCE,LIKE TIME, DEVOURS IT'S OWN CHILDREN. IT IS THE ART OF EXTRACTING MONEY FROM SUCKERS WITHOUT RESORTING TO VIOLENCE. THE MEN WHO ARE CURRENTLY ADMIRED FOR THE INGENUITY OF THEIR LARCENIES ARE MERELY REDISCOVERING SOME EARLIER FORM OF FRAUD. THE SHOP TILL YOU DROP ROPE A DOPE IS AN OLD/OLD WALL STREET BOOB SQUEEZER. LING TEMCO VOUGHT---TALLEY INDUSTRIES---GLOBAL CROSSING---TYCO INTERNATIONAL ARE ALL EXAMPLES OF THIS PONZI SCHEME. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE IN YESTERDAY'S NEW YORK TIMES BY "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS"(BILL ACKMAN/PERSHING CAPITAL) TELLS US WE ARE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF A NEW ROUND OF FRAUD---"THE COMBINATION OF VALEANT AND ALLERGAN REPRESENTS THE MOST STRATEGIC AND VALUE-CREATING TRANSACTION I HAVE EVER ANALYZED". SINCE 2008, WHEN MICHAEL PEARSON TOOK OVER AS CEO, VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS HAS MADE OVER 100 ACQUISITIONS AND THE STOCK HAS RISEN OVER 800%. PEARSON CAME TO VALEANT FROM A CONSULTING COMPANY AND VALEANT'S CFO CAME FROM GOLDMAN SUCKS, BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN THE SUCKERS ARE RUNNING WELL ON WALL STREET THE SPECTACLE IS ALWAYS AMUSING. COMING FROM VIRTUALLY NOWHERE IN 2008, VALEANT'S GOAL IS TO BECOME ONE OF THE WORLD'S TOP FIVE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES BY THE END OF 2016. GIVEN THE FACT THAT 50-85% OF ALL LARGE ACQUISITIONS ARE FAILURES, IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT THIS COMPANY WILL UNRAVEL IN THE NEXT 3-5 YEARS. DEVIL TAKE THE HINDMOST. WALL STREET IS A PLACE WHERE THE AVERAGE INVESTOR PAYS FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR A TEN DOLLAR HAIRCUT HE USED TO GET FOR FIVE DOLLARS WHEN HE HAD HAIR. THE VALEANT BOOB-SQUEEZER IS IN IT'S INFANCY AND SHOULD BE A SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT FOR THE NEXT 18-24 MONTHS. THE FOLLOWING JOHN KENNETH GAILBRAITH QUOTE SUMMERIZES THE PAST 33 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY--"MILTON FRIEDMAN'S MISFORTUNE IS THAT ALL HIS ECONOMIC POLICIES HAVE BEEN TRIED" OR AS PLATO PUT IT "HONESTY IS FOR THE MOST PART LESS PROFITABLE THAN DISHONESTY."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#120 - FRED WINTZER - 04/22/2014 - 18:31
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS; I AM LOOKING AT EUGENE EMMANUEL DUVAL'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS------ABOUT 60 YEARS AGO BENJAMIN GRAHAM OBSERVED THAT "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING." THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY I THIS VULGAR INDUSTRY THERE APPEARED A NON-STOP SUCCESSION OF WIZARDS WITH SURE FIRE SCHEMES TO MAKE PEOPLE RICH. THE LATEST SUCH SCHEME IS CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE BIONIC PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY. DURING THE PAST 6 YEARS VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS HAS MADE OVER 1OO ACQUISITIONS AND INCREASED IT'S REVENUES EIGHT FOLD. THE TYPICAL PHARMA COMPANY SPENDS 10-20% OF SALES ON R&D; VALEANT SPENDS LESS THA 3%. SO WHEN VALEANT CLAIMS THAT IT SEES $2.7 BILLION IN COST SYNERGIES FROM ACQUIRING ALLERGAN--- MUCH OF THIS WILL BE ACHIEVED BY GUTING ALLERGAN'S R&D BUDGET. VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS IS A PONZI SHEME OF THE WORST KIND. GENERATING SHORT TERM PROFITS BY SELLING IT'S FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN. THE COMPANY WILL PROBABLY BLOW-UP WELL BEFORE THE CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST. AS HERMANN HESSE POINTED OUT YEARS AGO--"WHEN TWO CULTURES COLLIDE IS THE ONLY TIME TRUE SUFFERING EXISTS." THANKS TO MICHAEL PEARSON, DURING THE PAST 6 YEARS OVER 100 CULTURES HAVE COLLIDED. VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS REPRESENTS THE CROWNING GLORY OF REAGENOMICS--"DEAD LABOR PREYING VAMPIRE LIKE ON LIVING LABOR."----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#121 - FRED WINTZER - 04/23/2014 - 18:10
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE--THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I AM LOOKING AT THE 12/22/10 ISSUE OF "POPSUGAR"--"GEORGE CLOONEY'S GIRLFRIEND ELIZABETTA GIVES QUITE A VIEW IN SKIMPY BIKINI"--WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE SAYING OF WORLD FAMOUS COURTESAN AND FREETHINKER NINON DE LENCLOS(1620-1705)---"LOVE NEVER DIES OF STARVATION,BUT OFTEN OF INDIGESTION."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DID YOU EVER SEE A DREAM WALKING? IN 1970 WILLIAM BUCKLEY PUBLISHED "AMERICAN CONSEVATIVE THOUGHT IN THE 20TH CENTURY". DURING THE 43 YEARS THAT HAVE FOLLOWED CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT HAS PROGRESSED FROM RUSSELL KIRK AND ALBERT J NOCK TO CLIVEN BUNDY AND BILL ACKMAN. AS ALBERT EINSTEIN POINTED OUT YEARS AGO, THERE ARE MANY/MANY THINGS WORTH CONSERVING("ETHICAL AXIOMS ARE FOUND AND TESTED NOT VERY DIFFERENTLY FROM THE AXIOMS OF SCIENCE.TRUTH IS WHAT STANDS THE TEST OF TIME.) UNFORTUNATELY,SLAVERY AND DEAD LABOR PREYING, VAMPIRE LIKE, ON LIVING LABOR ARE NOT AMONG THE THINGS WORTH CONSERVING. AS THE RECENT "NATIONAL REVIEW" ARTICLE ENTITLED "PIKETTY GETS IT WRONG" DEMONSTRATES THE FOLLOWING RUSSIAN PROVERB SUMMARIZES "AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT IN THE 21ST CENTURY"---"WHEN MONEY TALKS THE TRUTH IS SILENT." TRUE CONSERVATIVES MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO KNOW THAT THE FATHER OF MODERN BIOGRAPHY---PLUTARCH(46-120AD) WOULD HAVE AGREED WITH PIKETTY---"AN IMBALANCE BETWEEN RICH AND POOR IS THE OLDEST AND MOST FATAL AILMENT OF ALL REPUBLICS."----ON MARCH 12,2014 MICROSOFT ELECTED MASON MORFETT OF VALUE ACT CAPITAL TO IT,S BOARD. I HOPE THEY REQUIRED MR MORFETT TO EXPLAIN THE $800 MILLION IN ANNUAL SAVINGS VALEANT EXPECTS TO GENERATE AS A RESULT OF IT'S RECENT BAUSCH & LOMB ACQUISITION. THIS IS THE LARGEST POOL OF HIDDEN SHAREHOLDERS VALUE UNCOVERED SINCE 1994 WHEN CHAINSAW AL DUNLOP BECAME CEO OF SCOTT PAPER.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#122 - FRED WINTZER - 04/25/2014 - 17:24
EXQUISITE/DISINGENUOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST DOMINIQUE INGRE'S PAINTING "HALF FIGURE OF A BATHER" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT MODESTY IS A BEAU-CATCHER THAT ALL WISE WOMEN AFFECT. MODESTY DICTATES CONCEALMENT;CONCEALMENT STIMULATES CURIOSITY;AND CURIOSITY AUGMENTS DESIRE. THE FOLLOWING IS A LITTLE ADVICE FROM SHAKESPEARE THAT YOU WONT FIND IN MARVIN MINSKY'S "THE EMOTION MACHINE"----"SPEAK LOW IF YOU SPEAK LOVE,,,,,, HER VOICE WAS EVER SOFT,GENTLE,AND LOW,AN EXCELLENT THING IN A WOMAN."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IT WOULD APPEAR THAT RECALCITRANT GEORGE HAS FINALLY COME INTO THE RIFLE RANGE OF AN APPRENTICE PLUMBER. WHEN WE FINALLY GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS IT WILL RANK WITH OCT 20,1987 WHEN WILLIE HORTON WAS SENTENCED IN MARYLAND TO TWO CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCES PLU 85 YEARS.----- GORGEOUS APHRODITE: EVER SINCE APRIL OF 2006 WHEN BILL ACKMAN(PERSHING CAPITAL) BECAME THE LARGEST SHAREHOLDER OF BORDERS BOOKS, I HAVE BEEN AN AVID FOLLOWER OF "THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS". THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXTRACT FROM THE JANUARY 24,2011 "DEAL B%K"---"THE HEDGE FUND MANAGER WILLIAM ACKMAN HAS PLACED A BIG BET ON JC PENNEY.NOW IT APPEARS THAT THE RETAILER WILL LET HIM HAVE A SAY IN HOW TO FIX IT."----THREE YEARS AFTER PUTTING CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ON IT'S BOARD(YEARS ENEDED 1/29/11-2/1/14) PENNEY'S SALES WERE TRANSPOSED FROM $17.8 BILLION TO $11.9 BILLION. THIS IS A CURIOSITY THAT MATHEMATICS GURU--SALMAN KHAN DEFINES AS "SUBTRACTION". ANY COMPANY WHICH WANTS TO STUDY THE INHERENT DANGERS ASSOCIATED WITH PUTTING THE LIKES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ON ITS BOARD OF DIRECTORS SHOULD FIRST GOOGLE UP "KHAN ACADEMY BASIC SUBTRACTION LECTURE."{FORBES 9/3/13---"VALUEACT HEDGE FUND'S HUGE MICROSOFT VICTORY".)------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#123 - FRED WINTZER - 04/28/2014 - 17:40
FOXY/RAVISHING/AMATORY KRISTIE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY. VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: YOU CAN BEAT THIS POOR BODY BUT I GIVE MY SOUL TO SHAREHOLDERS VALUE. IN HIS 2012 BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY ANNUAL LETTER UNCLE CORNPONE RECOMMENDED THE FOLLOWING BOOK TO HIS MANY GREEDY FANS--"THE OUTSIDERS" BY WLLIAM THORNDIKE. THE BOOK DEFINES SUCCESSFUL CEO'S AS THOSE WHO HAVE A LASER SHARP FOCUS ON SHARE VALUE VERSUS SALES/EARNINGS AND A BELIEF THAT CASH FLOW,NOT REPORTED EARNINGS, DETERMINE LONG TERM VALUE. IN APRIL OF 2014, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN) JOINED UNCLE CORN PONE WHEN HE STATED THAT "THE OUTSIDERS" WAS ONE OF THE MOST "IMPORTANT INVESTMENT BOOKS I HAVE EVER READ."RECENTLY ON CNBC'S SQUAWK BOX JACK WELCH STATED THAT "CORPORATIONS SWEAT,THEY CRY,THEY BLEED." WHAT HE OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO SAY WAS THAT THE POOR PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR IDIOTS LIKE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS --SWEAT--CRY--BLEED. GOOGLE UP BAUSCH & LOMB REVIEWS--GLASSDOOR AND VISIT THE WORLD OF SENSATIONAL DEALS BOTTOM-UP. ---GREAT COMPANY UNTIL ACQUIRED BY VALEANT---A PAYCHECK----NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE---WAS ONCE A GREAT PLACE TO WORK---THERE ARE ROUNDS OF LAYOFFS EVERY FEW MONTHS. ---------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LIFE UNDER REAGENOMICS CAN BE SUMMED UP BY THE FOLLOWING FROM THE PANCHANTRA---"TO SERVE AN UNINTELLIGENT MAN IS LIKE CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS,MASSAGING THE BODY OF A DEAD MAN,PLANTING WARTER-LILLIES ON DRY LAND,WHISPERING IN THE EAR OF THE DEAF."---MUCH MORE MISERY IS ON THE WAY.VALEANT RECENTLY ANNOUNCED IT HAD RECIEVED BANK FINANCING TO THE TUNE OF $15 BILLION SO THAT IT COULD COMMENCE TORTURING THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR ALLERGAN. IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT VALEANT'S BALANCE SHEET YOU WILL SEE THE MAKINGS OF A HUGE FUTURE BANKRUPTCY. -----AS BALZAC STATED OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO--"I DO NOT CONSIDER A STOCKBROKER TO BE A HUMAN BEING."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#124 - FRED WINTZER - 05/10/2014 - 20:35
SUMPTUOUS/SUBLIME/SALACIOUS KRISTIE---THE BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE EFFERVESCENT/FLAVORFUL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ZEANA ROMANOVA'S PAINTING "JEALOUS OTHELLO" AND REFLECT ING ON TODAY'S HUFFPOST BLOG--"GARY BECKER A GIANT" BY AMITAL ETZIONI. . GORGEOUS APHRODITE; BECKER WAS A QUACK ECONOMIST FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO WHO AMAZINGLY WON THE 1992 NOBEL PRIZE. UNFORTUNATELY THIS CHARLATAN EXTENDED THE DOMAIN OF ECONOMICS INTO ALL ASPECTS OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR--COURTSHIP/CRIME/SUICIDE===RATIONAL OPTIMIZING BEHAVIOR. OF ALL THE WAYS OF DEFINING MAN,THE WORST IS THE ONE WHICH MAKES HIM OUT TO BE A RATIONAL ANIMAL. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A LARVAL PHD APPLY RATIONAL OPTIMIZING EQUATIONS TO THE THOMAS CAPANO MURDER CASE---"AND NEVER LET HER GO--THOMAS COPANO DEADLY SEDUCER"--ANN RULE(1998). "JEALOUSY IS CRUEL AS THE GRAVE:THE COALS THEROF ARE COALS OF FIRE"--SOLOMON.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ECONOMIST AND A BEFUDDLED OLD MAN WITH AIZHEIMERS.---THE ECONOMIST IS THE ONE WITH A LAP TOP COMPUTER.---VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: SPRING IS UPON US AND NOW IS A MARVELOUS TIME TO STUDY ENTOMOLOGY. MY FAVORITE ENTOMOLOGIST IS NANCY MIORELLI---GOOGLE UP HER BUGBITS AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF INSECTS. THIS MAY SOUND LIKE JIVE BUT RICHARD DAWKINS WILL FALL IN FIVE---SHE'S COMING AFTER YOU BUDDY.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#125 - FRED WINTZER - 05/12/2014 - 19:37
STUNNING/SUPERB/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE. I AM LOOKING AT GIOVANNI ANTONIO PELLEGRINI'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS WITH TWO DOVES" AND LUSTING FOR YOUR FIESTY/TOOTHSOME CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A WISE WOMAN NEVER YIELDS BY APPOINTMENT.IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN UNFORESEEN HAPPINESS. LICENSE MY ROVING HANDS,AND LET THEM GO BEFORE,BEHIND,BETWEEN,ABOVE,BELOW.------TODAYS HUFFPOST FEATURED AN ARTICLE "REMEMBER HENRY MILLER? CENSORED THEN FORGOTTEN NOW." THIS GUY IS REALLY WORTH READING AND AS INDICATED BY THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM HIS "BLACK SPRING", HE WOULD HAVE LOVED REAGENOMICS--"I SEE AMERICA SPREADING DISASTER.I SEE AMERICA AS A BLACK CURSE UPON THE WORLD.I SEE A LONG NIGHT SETTLING IN AND THAT MUSHROOM WHICH HAS POISONED THE WORLD WITHERING AT THE ROOTS."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE{"HOW GEORGE MET HIS MATCH"). AS GEORGE JEAN NATHAN ONCE OBSERVED --"PERHAPS THE HAPPIEST TIME IN THE AVERAGE HANSDOODLE'S LIFE IS THREE WEEKS BEFORE HIS MARRIAGE. IT'S THEN THAT THE LADY OF HIS KNIGHTLY YEN IS JUST FAR ENOUGH FROM HIS REACH TO ENGLAMOR AND ENRAVISH HIM." ABOUT A YEAR FROM NOW GEORGE WILL PROBABLY REGRET THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T HAVE HIM SHOT. I PREDICT THAT WITHIN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS GEORGE'S MOTOR BOAT WILL BE SHIPPED TO THE CUYAHOGA RIVER.-----A QUADRILLON KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#126 - FRED WINTZER - 05/14/2014 - 18:54
SUMPTUOUS/RESPENDENT/UNINHIBITED KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT THOMAS SULLY'S PAINTING "THE LOVE LETTER" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT A WOMAN WHO IS LOVED IS ALWAYS A SUCCESS. WHILE I AM ,I AND YOU ARE YOU,SO LONG AS THE WORLD CONTAINS US BOTH,ME THE LOVING AND YOU THE LOTH,WHILE THE ONE ELUDES, MUST THE OTHER PURSUE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "DO NOT USE A HATCHET TO REMOVE A FLY FROM A FRIEND'S FOREHEAD"--CHINESE PROVERB. ON MAY 12TH THERE APPEARED AN ARTICLE IN THE NEW YORK TIMES BY ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI ENTITLED "IT'S ACTIVIST,NOT BUFFETT WHO CAN CHANGE CORPORATE AMERICA". THE JIST OF THE ARTICLE IS THAT CORPORATIONS NEED TO BE RE-ENGINEERED AND REINVIGORATED EVERY 30 YEARS AND HEDGE FUNDS/PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS(CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE BOYS} ARE THE THE PEOPLE TO PERFORM THIS TASK. TO FIND FAULT IS EASY;TO DO BETTER MAY BE DIFFICULT. AS THE GREAT GERMAN WRITER VON GOETHE ONCE SAID "NOTHING IS WORSE THAN ACTIVE IGNORANCE". THERE IS AN EXCELLENT NEW BOOK ON THE RECENT HISTORY OF THIS NONSENSE ENTITLED "A GIANT COW-TIPPING BY SAVAGES".----SPEAKING OF WARREN BUFFETT, I AM BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT UNCLE CORNPONE'S IMMORTAL SOUL. I RECENTLY WATCHED WARREN BUFFETT AND LLOYD BLANFEIN EXPLAIN "HOW SWEET POTATO BAKERY IS HELPING REVIVE DETROIT.(IT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE AND SENT IT CASCADING DOWN MY NOSE). IS UNCLE CORNPONE AWARE OF WHAT HAPPENS TO HYPOCRITES IN "DANTE'S INFERNO". SOMEONE SHOULD SEND UNCLE CORNPONE A COPY OF ISAAC TAYLOR'S "ADVICE TO TEENS(1818}".--"THE KNOWN EFFECT OF ASSOCIATION IS ASSIMILATION. WE GROW LIKE THOSE IN WHOSE COMPANY WE ARE OFTEN FOUND."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#127 - FRED WINTZER - 05/16/2014 - 21:00
GORGEOUS/ALLURING/TOOTH-SOME KRISTIE--THE LIBIDINOUS ANGEL WITH THE ADORABLE /WANTON CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT PETER PAUL RUBENS PAINTING "SAMSON & DELILAH" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE FOLLOWING--O WOMAN! HOW FAR THY TONGUE AND HEART DO LIVE ASUNDER. HE WHO TRUSTS WOMEN PLOWS THE WINDS,SOWS THE DESERT OF THE SEA,AND WRITES HIS MEMOIRS IN THE SNOW.WOMAN IS A MICROCOSM AND RIGHTLY TO RULE HER REQUIRES AS GREAT TALENTS AS TO GOVERN A GREAT STATE.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM OBSERVED YEARS AGO "WALL STREET LEARNS NOTHING AND FORGETS EVERYTHING. THE BOOBUS WALLSTREETUS IS A BIRD THAT KNOWS NO CLOSED SEASON. HE FALLS FOR EVERY QUACK WHO SETS UP A BOOTH IN THE KINDERGARTEN. I CONTINUE TO MARVEL AT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS NEW VENTURE--VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS(VRX). THIS PIECE OF SHIT HAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE BALANCE SHEET EVER SEEN ON THE PLANET EARTH. NET TANGIBLE NET WORTH OF MINUS $17.6 BILLION OFFSET BY LONG TERM DEBT OF $17.2 BILLION. PRIOR TO REAGENOMICS, NO BANK WOULD HAVE BEEN PERMITTED TO LOAN MONEY TO SUCH AN ENTITY. ACCORDING TO YAHOO FINANCE THE ANAL-IST LOVE THIS TOAD--8 STRONG BUY RECOMMENDATIONS, 7 BUY RECOMMENDATIONS, AND 0 SELL RECOMMENDATIONS . JP MORGAN IS FLOGGING THE ALLERGAN ACQUISITION. ACCORDING TO JP MORGAN ANAL-IST CHRIS SCHOOT, VALEANT SHOULD UP THE OFFER TO $181-$200 PER SHARE AT WHICH POINT--"WE FEEL CONFIDENT THAT VRX CAN STRUCTURE SUCH A DEAL WHICH WOULD BE HIGHLY ACCRETING."----THERE IS NO QUESTION IN MY MIND THAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WILL FOLLOW GLOBAL CROSSING AND TYCO INTO BANKRUPTCY. ALL WE NEED NOW IS FOR BILL O'REILLY LOAD UP ON THIS TOAD,LIKE HE LOADED UP ON GLOBAL CROSSING.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE : FINANCE IS THE ART OF PASSING CURRENCY FROM HAND TO HAND UNTIL IT FINALLY DISAPPEARS. OUR ADVERSARY IS THE WORLD OF FINANCE. OUR GOAL SHOULD BE TO MAKE FINANCE THE SERVANT NOT THE MASTER OF THE REAL ECONOMY.----I THINK ABOUT YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS 24 HOURS A DAY.
#128 - FRED WINTZER - 05/26/2014 - 19:51
SUMPTUOUS/LUSCIOUS/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN WORLD HISTORY---I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAV WERTHEIMER'S PAINTING "THE KISS OF THE SIREN" AND THINKING THAT LOVE BLINDS ALL MEN ALIKE,BOTH THE REASONABLE AND THE FOOLISH. EVEN A GOD FALLING IN LOVE COULD NOT BE WISE. WHOSOEVER LOVES BELIEVES THE IMPOSSIBLE. LOVE IS A SECOND LIFE,IT GROWS INTO THE SOUL AND BEATS IN EVERY VEIN.-------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE GREAT ENEMY OF CLEAR LANGUAGE IS INSINCERITY. WHEN THERE IS A GAP BETWEEN ONE'S REAL AND ONE'S DECLARED AIMS, ONE TURNS TO EXHAUSTED IDIOMS AND OBSCURITY. NOW THAT MICHAEL LEWIS("FLASH BOYS") HAS DEMONSTRATED THAT HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING IS MERELY ANOTHER FORM OF FRONT RUNNING(INSIDER TRADING). IT IS INSTRUCTIVE TO REVISIT HOW THE WIZARD OF OOZE(JAMIE DIMON) WAS PRESENTING HFT TO JP MORGAN'S WEALTHY CUSTOMERS BACK IN JUNE OF 2011----"LAST-MINUTE HIGH-FRQUENCY ADDITION TO JP MORGAN 2011 SUMMER READING LIST FOR BILLIONAIRES--'THE SPEED TRADERS' BY EDGAR PEREZ."------AS THE FOLLOWING REVIEWS INDICATE, THIS BOOK WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME---(1) " A MORE SUPERFICIAL BOOK WOULD BE DIFFICULT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK". (2) " THE AUTHOR SEEMS TO KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE HFT WORLD BUT IT IS NOT CLEAR HE ACTUALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT HFT HIMSELF".-----WHEN PEOPLE LIKE JAMIE DIMON AND LLOYD BLANKFEIN REPEATEDLY ENGAGE IN FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR ,THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF CAPITALISM AND SOCIETY ARE UNDER ATTACK. AS JEREMY BENTHAM EXPLAINED IN THE 19TH CENTURY---"SOCIETY DEPENDS HEAVILY ON BELIEVING THE WORDS OF ITS CITIZENS. WERE IT OTHERWISE SOCIAL BUSINESS COULD NOT GO ON; EVERY MOVEMENT OF SOCIETY WOULD BE PARALYZED;WE WOULD NOT DARE TO ACT".-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HE HURTS THE GOOD WHO SPARES THE BAD. WHEN BAD MEN ARE PUNISHED,OTHERS BECOME BETTER. HERE IS WHAT SHAKEPEARE WOULD RECOMMEND FOR THE LIKES OF BLANKFEIN AND DIMON---"THOU SHALT BE WHIPP'D WITH WIRE, AND STEW'D IN BRINE, SMARTING IN LING'RING PICKLE ".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#129 - FRED WINTZER - 05/29/2014 - 19:44
PULCHRITUDINOUS/INSIDIOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE SCOUNDREL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT FORD BROWN MADOX'S PAINTING "ROMEO AND JULIET" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE FROM SHAKESPEARE/S PLAY--"O GENTLE ROMEO: IF THOU DOST LOVE ME PRONOUNCE IT FAITHFULLY. OR IF THOU THINK'ST I AM TOO QUICKLY WON, I'LL FROWN AND BE PERVERSE AND SAY NAY.SO THOU WILT WOO."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF THE GIRLS IN HOLLYWOOD WOULD BEHAVE LIKE THIS, WE COULD GET HOOGIE DECAPRIO OFF THE STREETS AND ON TO DIAPER DEPOT.------TODAY ON CNBC, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(ACKMAN) REACHED OUT TO HIS NEW BUDDY(CARL ICHAN) AND RECOMMENDED THAT HE SELL HERBALIFE(HLF). IN MY OPINION, THE ODDS OF THE FTC FINDING HERBALIFE GUILTY OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME ARE ALMOST NIL FOR THE FOLLOWING TWO REASONS (1) ACCORDING TO A 1/23/13 MEMO BY THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION(DSA) ACKMAN NOT ONLY ACCUSED HERBALIFE BUT ACCUSED THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY(500 COMPANIES) OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME. HERBALIFE IS THE 9TH MOST RESPECTED COMPANY IN THE INDUSTRY.(2) THE FTC HAS ALREADY RULED ON THIS ISSUE. IN 1979 THE FTC RULED THAT AMWAY WAS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME(AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY SUSPECTED,CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL THINKER).--------IF CARL ICHAN WOULD LIKE A BETTER INVESTMENT IDEA, I SUGGEST HE CONSIDER SHORTING VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS. THIS TOAD HAS THE WORST LOOKING BALANCE SHEET I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HAS PROBABLY DEMORALIZED MOST OF THE PEOPLE WORKING THERE . SINCE D-DAY WAS JUST CELEBRATED I WILL END WITH A QUOTE FROM DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER---"THE SINEWS OF WAR ARE FIVE---MEN,MONEY,MATERIALS,MAINTENANCE AND MORALE.MORAL IS THE GREATEST SINGLE FACTOR IN SUCCESSFUL WARS."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#130 - FRED WINTZER - 06/09/2014 - 18:58
ALLURING/PREPOSSESSING/PRURIENT KRISTIE----THE GORGEOUS QUEEN CONSORT OF THE SPELLBINDING FEMALE ORGASIM. I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM GODWARD'S PAINTING "VENUS BRAIDING HER HAIR" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LOVE IS UNIFORM BUT,AS THE FOLLOWING LONGFELLOW POEM ILLUSTRATES, COURTSHIP IS PERPETUALLY VARYING--"ERELONG THE TIME WILL COME,SWEET PRECIOSE, WHEN THAT DULL DISTANCE SHALL NO MORE DIVIDE US AND I SHALL SCALE THE WALL BY NIGHT TO STEAL A KISS FROM THEE, AS I DO NOW."----FORBIDDEN FRUIT HAS A SECRET CHARM.------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: UNLUCKILY THE CREDULITY OF DUPES IS AS INEXHAUSTIBLE AS THE INVENTION OF KNAVES. WHILE REVISITING THE UNCLE CORNPONE/LLOYD BLANKFEIN SWEET POTATO BAKERY CHILDREN'S BEDTIME STORY("THE HISTORY OF LITTLE GOODY TWO SHOES"), I WAS REMINDED OF THE FOLLOWING SAYING OF MAHOMET--"SHOULD ONE TELL YOU THAT A MOUNTAIN HAD CHANGED ITS PLACE,YOU ARE AT LIBERTY TO DOUBT IT: BUT IF ANY ONE TELLS YOU THAT A MAN HAS CHANGED HIS CHARACTER,DO NOT BELIEVE IT."-----GOOGLE UP "GOLDMAN'S UNUSUALLY QUIET ROLE IN THE BATTLE FOR BOTOX MAKER" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT GOLDMAN HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL SINCE 2008. WHENEVER YOU FIND AN OBVIOUSLY FRAUDULENT COMPANY LIKE VALEANT PHARMA , YOU WILL FIND GOLMAN AIDING AND ABETTING THAT PIECE OF SHIT. -----A KNAVE THINKS HIMSELF A FOOL ALL THE TIME HE IS NOT MAKING A FOOL OF SOME OTHER PERSON.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#131 - FRED WINTZER - 06/13/2014 - 19:41
BEAUTEOUS/FLAWLESS/EROTIC KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS 23 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY\'/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THOMAS BENJAMIN KENNINGTON\'S PAINTING \"PANDORA\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT FEAR OF WOMEN IS THE BASIS OF GOOD HEALTH. AS A MATTER OF BIOLOGY,IF SOMETHING BITES YOU IT IS PROBABLY FEMALE.WHAT COURAGE CAN WITHSTAND THE EVER DARING AND ALL BESETTING TERROR OF A WOMAN\'S TONGUE.-----AS LLOYD BLANKFEIN ONCE SAID \"YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME AND THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON\". I CONTINUE TO MARVEL AT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS LATEST BOOB-SQUEEZER---VALEANT PHARMA(VRX). A RECENT \'\'FORBES\" ARTICLE ENTITLED \"WHAT VALEANT GETS RIGHT ABOUT R&D\" MAKES AN EFFORT TO DEFEND PEARSON\'S STRATEGY. UNFORTUNATELY,IF YOU DON\'T UNDERSTAND HUMAN NATURE YOU DON\'T UNDERSTAND BUSINESS. AS PETER DRUCKER FAMOUSLY STATED \"CULTURE EATS STRATEGY FOR BREAKFEAST.\" CUSTOMERS WILL NEVER LOVE A COMPANY UNTIL EMPLOYEES LOVE IT FIRST. THE FOLLOWING QUOTES FROM THE \"GLASSDOOR\" WILL ILLUSTRATE WHY VALEANT WILL EVENTUALLY FALL APART INTERNALLY--(1) BAUSCH&LOMB EMPLOYEE---\"ONCE VALEANT PURCHASED THE COMPANY IT IS QUICKLY BEING DESTOYED. THERE IS NO ORGANIZATION,NO COMMUNICATION OR DIRECTION. A VERY SAD PLACE.\" (2) A MEDICI\'S PHARMA EMPLOYEE--\"WAS A GRAT COMPANY.PURCHASED BY VALEANT--NOW A DESOLATE DEPRESSING PLACE.\" -----THIS TOAD(VRX) IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT ALMOST $120.00 PER SHARE AND HAS A TANGIBLE BOOK VALUE PER SHARE OF MINUS($52.34). FOR SOMEONE WITH DEEP POCKETS SHORTING THIS STOCK WITH A 3 YEAR TIME HORIZON IS ALMOST A SURE THING.NINE OUT OF TEN ANAL-ISTS STILLL HAVE THE STOCK RATED A BUY. ON WALL STRRET THE MAJORITY IS ALWAYS WRONG.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#132 - FRED WINTZER - 06/17/2014 - 18:58
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE ADORABLE/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ARISTIDE SARTORIO'S PAINTING "THE GREEN ABYSS" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES IS MORE DEADLY THAN THE MALE. MEN ARE WOMEN'S PLAYTHINGS; WOMAN IS THE DEVILS. A WOMAN HAS MORE TRICKS THAN A WHEEL HAS TURNS.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM EDMUND BURKE ACCURATELY DESCRIBES ACTIVIST HEDGE FUND INVESTORS---"IS IT IN DESTROYING AND PULLING DOWN THAT SKILL IS DISPLAYED?--THE SHALLOWEST UNDERSTANDING AND THE RUDEST HAND, IS MORE THAN EQUAL TO THE TASK." ON AUGUST 14,2013 NELSON PELTZ DESCRIBED THE NEW HEDGE FUND STRATEGY--"THE MARKETS HAVE GOTTEN TOO EFFICIENT. INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN,WERE BUYING STOCK AND OUR GOAL IS TO GET THE COMPANY TO DO SOMETHING THAT IS IN THE BEST INTEREST OF SHAREHOLDERS."----AS THE GREAT GERMAN WRITER--GOETHE-- ONCE OBSERVED "THERE IS NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN ACTIVE IGNORANCE." THE IGNORANT HAVE AN EAGLE'S WINGS AND AN OWL'S EYES. ----CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS' LATEST CAPER---VALEANT PHARMACUETICAL---IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF ACTIVE IGNORANCE IN ACTION. A COMPANY'S CULTURE IS THE ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH A COMPANY'S STRATEGY AND PRODUCTS THRIVE OR DIE A SLOW DEATH. THANKS TO THE INTERNET WE CAN WITNESS THE UNRAVELLING OF VALEANT . THE FOLLOWING ARE COMMENTS ABOUT VALEANT FOUND ON CAFEPHARMA MESSAGE BOARD--(1) WORST WORKING ENVIRONMENT EVER---CONSTANT POINTLESS CONFERENCE CALLS,LAST MINUTE CHANGING OF RANKINGS AND PAYOUTS.BEST EMPLOYEES JUMPING SHIP.THINGS WILL ONLY GET WORSE. LEAVING IS ONLY OPTION. (2) WORST PHARMA EVER!!! PEARSON IS THE SMUGGEST,SHORT SIGHTED,TUNNEL VISIONIST,CEO THAT I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.-----AS SAM WALTON SAID YEARS AGO--"THE WAY MANAGEMENT TREATS THEIR ASSOCIATES IS EXACTLY HOW THE ASSOCIATES WILL TREAT THE CUSTOMERS." WHILE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND PEARSON ARE MESMERIZING THE LINTHEADS IN THE KINDERGARTEN, THIS COMPANY IS ALREADY UNRAVELLING INTERNALLY AND WILL BE BANKRUPT IN 3-5 YEARS. ALONG WITH GOLDMAN SACHS---BARCLAYS,ROYAL BANK OF CANADA,BANK OF TOKYO AND DEUTSCH BANK ARE ALL PARTICIPATING IN THIS FRAUD. ---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#133 - FRED WINTZER - 06/23/2014 - 18:37
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "LE SOMMEIL DE VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN ABOUT THE PRIMITIVE MENTAL PROCESSES OF WALL STREET OPERATORS REMAINS "EXTRAORDINARY POPULAR DELUSIONS AND THE MADNESS OF CROWDS(1841)" BY CHARLES MACKAY. SOME RECENT RESEARCH BY JOSE HALLOY OF THE FREE UNIVERSITY OF BRUSSELS ON COCKROACH AGGREGATION ADDS MORE CONFIRMATION TO MACKAY'S 1841 FINDINGS. TO REVIEW THIS FASCINATING RESEARCH GOOGLE UP "SECRETS OF COCKROACHES(DOCUMENTARY)" YOUTUBE AND THE READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN "NATURE"--"MECHANICAL PIED PIPERS FOR COCKROACHES". WHILE WATCHING THE DOCUMENTARY THINK OF THE ROACHES AS LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS AND THE MICROROBOTS AS GOLDMAN SACHS SALESMEN. THE DOCUMENTARY ALSO ILLUSTRATES THE QUALITY AND SOPHISTICATION OF THE WORLDWIDE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY. KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN YOU RFLECT ON THE 2,000 ALLERGAN SCIENTISTS WHO WILL BE FIRED IF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND VALEANT ACQUIRE THIS COMPANY. AS WILL DURANT ONCE SAID "A GREAT CIVILIZATION IS NOT CONQUERED FROM WITHOUT UNTIL IT HAS DESTROYED ITSELF FROM WITHIN."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
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#134 - FRED WINTZER - 07/01/2014 - 19:58
BEAUTEOUS/SEDUCTIVE/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT ALESSANDRO PADOVANINO'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS WITH PUTTI" AND THINKING ABOUT THE MOST ADORABLE CLITORIS IN WORLD HISTORY.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: EVER SINCE 1981 WHEN RONALD REAGON BECAME 40TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, MANY OF US HAVE BEEN ASKING THE FOLLOWING QUESTION--"WHO IS JOHN GALT(ATLAS SHRUGGED)?"-----AFTER 30 PLUS YEARS OF REAGENOMICS I THINK WE NOW KNOW. HE IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME FELLOW HL MENCKEN DESCRIBED IN HIS 1920 YALE REVIEW ARTICLE ON THE PLUTOCRACY---"IT IS BADLY EDUCATED,IT IS STUPID,IT IS FULL OF LOW-CASTE SUPERSTITIONS AND INDIGNATIONS,IT IS WITHOUT DESCENT TRADITIONS OR INFORMING VISION AND ABOVE ALL IT IS EXTRAORDINARILY LACKING IN THE MOST ELEMENTAL INDEPENDENCE AND COURAGE." IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS ABOUT MENCKEN'S OBSERVATIONS, REVISIT THE MSNBC 11/26/13 WARREN BUFFETT/LLOYD BLANKFEIN --SWEET POTATO SENSATIONS HOEDOWN--.I THINK IT IS NOW SAFE TO SAY THAT RULE BY MONEY-BAG IS THE WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT EVER SEEN ON THE PLANET. AS SAMUEL JOHNSON ONCE SAID--"WHOEVER COMMITS A FRAUD IS GUILTY NOT ONLY OF THE PARTICULAR INJURY TO HIM HE DECEIVES,BUT OF THE DIMINUTIONS OF THAT CONFIDENCE WHICH CONSTITUTES NOT ONLY THE EASE BUT THE EXISTENCE OF SOCIETY." WHEN MONEY TALKS THE TRUTH IS SILENT AND EVERY VIOLATION OF TRUTH IS A STAB AT THE HEALTH OF SOCIETY.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I INTEND TO CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE MORALE OF THE 16,000 FOOT SOLDIERS AT VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS. THE FOLLOWING ARE RECENT POSTS ON "CAFE-PHARMA"--(1) "THIS IS A HOUSE OF CARDS AND POSSIBLY A PONZI SCHEME" AND (2)" HERES THE THING VALEANT IS ABOUT TO GO UNDER, AS IN GONE,POOF,BANKRUPT---LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN."--- GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A FORTUNE SHORTING THE STOCK OF THIS WALL STREET ATROCITY. WHEN THE WATER HITS THE UPPER DECK WE ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THE RATS--PEARSON--SCHILLER--MOFFITT---ACKMAN--ETC.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#135 - FRED WINTZER - 07/03/2014 - 18:09
STUNNING/PRURIENT/GUILEFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY.----I AM LOOKING AT PETER ISAACSZ'S PAINTING "MARS AND VENUS WITH CUPID" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN A BUYOUT FIRM OR A HEDGE FUND ACQUIRES A COMPANY--THE WORST IS NOT ALWAYS CERTAIN,BUT IT IS VERY LIKELY. AS CONFUCIUS ONCE SAID--"LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE,BUT FOOLS INSIST ON MAKING IT COMPLICATED." AS BLOOMBERG NEWS HAS REPORTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN,HEDGE FUNDS GENERALLY UNDERPERFORM THE THE S&P 500(BLOOMBERG 5/21/14--"HEDGE FUNDS WON'T MAKE YOU RICH")---WHEN ASKED TO EXPLAIN THIS,CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REPLIED--"IT AIN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS". THE FOLLOWING NEW YORK TIMES 7/7/14 HEADLINE ILLUSTRATES WHAT HE MEANT--"ACKMAN'S HEDGE FUND OFFERS SLATE OF DIRECTORS FOR ALLERGAN."---I SUPPOSE ANYTHING WHICH KEEPS BILLIONAIRES AND CNBC REPORTERS OFF THE STREETS AT NIGHT CAN'T BE ALL BAD.--- THE GREAT CONSERATIVE WRITER SAMUEL JOHNSON ONCE DESCRIBED A GAMESTER AS AN "UNSOCIABLE/ UNPROFITABLE MAN".-----REAGENOMICS IS A SYSTEM WHERE UNSOCIABLE/UNPROFITABLE MEN ARE PERMITTED TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOCIAL/PROFITABLE MEN TO BE SOCIAL AND PROFITABLE. -----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: LIFE WAS MUCH EASIER WHEN APPLE AND BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS. I WAS DRIVING PAST A CHURCH THE OTHER DAY AND SAW THE FOLLOWING NEON SIGN--"HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS--TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM" SIGNED RICHARD DAWKINS----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#136 - FRED WINTZER - 07/08/2014 - 19:28
FETCHING/ASTUTE/RANDY KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAZY-----I AM LOOKING AT GUILLAUME SEGNAC'S PAINTING "DADHINE" AND REFLECTING ON THE FACT THAT I ATE MY FIRST PUSSY 17 YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I WILL GET YOU YET----LOVE IS A FLAME TO CHEAT MEN INTO THE MIRE. IT IS A FIEND--A FIRE--A HEAVEN--A HELL--WHERE PLEASURE,PAIN, AND SAD REPENTANCE DWELL. A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE'S MARRIED AND THEN HE'S FINISHED.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: DURING THE PAST TEN YEARS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH TWO ISSUES (1) THE SECULAR HEDONISM WHICH CAME OUT OF WOODSTOCK AND THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION OF THE 1960'S. ACCORDING TO RICK SANTORUM, "THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY PREYS UPON OUR MOST BASIC PRIMAL LUSTS,AND THAT IS SEX."AND (2) THE FACT THAT 51% OF AMERICANS DON'T PAY INCOME TAXES AND AS DAN COATS(R-IN) PUT IT THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE FORCED "TO HAVE A LITTLE SKIN IN THE GAME,"---THE ESSENCE OF HYPOCRISY IS THE TENDENCY TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION OF YOURSELF--PUT YOUR CREED INTO YOUR DEED.------THE AVERAGE FEMALE CLITORIS IS ONLY 4" LONG AND AS MAE WEST POINTED OUT YEARS AGO THIS LITTLE VARMIT(THE TINY FEEL GOOD BUTTON) IS SECULAR HEDONISM INCARNATE(" I GENERALLY AVOID TEMPTATION UNLESS I CAN'T RESIST IT."--MAE WEST).--IF THE 20 MOST INFLUENTIAL CONSERVATIVE WOMEN IN POLITICS(RIGHTWING NEWS} WOULD VOLUNTARILY HAVE THEMSELVES CIRCUMCISED, RICK SANTORUM COULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT(2016) ON THE PLATFORM--"WE(THE REPUBLICAN PARTY) HAVE PUT A LITTLE SKIN(80") IN THE GAME AND NOW WE ARE ASKING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME." ANYONE WHO DOUBTS THAT THESE 20 EXPIATORY CLITORISES WOULD GO A LONG WAY TOWARDS PURIFYING THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY SHOULD GOOGLE UP "MALENA MORGAN WORSHIP"( LUKE 22:40--"ON REACHING THE PLACE, JESUS SAID TO THEM " PRAY THAT YOU WILL NOT FALL INTO TEMPTATION.)----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN THIS WORLD OF TOIL AND TROUBLE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR, AS FOR ME, I REJOICE THAT SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE IS NOT A REPUBLICAN.----A HUNDRED QUADRILLION KIISES TO YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS.
#137 - FRED WINTZER - 07/16/2014 - 18:20
BEAUTEOUS/CELESTIAL/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM. I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM GODWARD'S PAINTING "VENUS BINDING HER HAIR" AND THINKING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY BODY .GORGEOUS APHRODITE: LOVE IS A SPORT WHERE THE HUNTER MUST CONTRIVE TO HAVE THE QUARRY IN PURSUIT. FLIRTING IS A WOMAN'S TRADE AND ONE MUST KEEP IN PRACTICE. BY KEEPING MEN OFF,YOU KEEP THEM ON. THE EYES,IF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THEM, ARE THE MOST ALLURING TOOL IN A WOMAN'S ARSENAL. AS STENDHAL PUT IT "A VERY SMALL DEGREE OF HOPE IS SUFFICIENT TO CAUSE THE BIRTH OF LOVE." THE SIDEWAYS OR HIDDEN GLANCE COMBINED WITH A LITTLE SMILE HAS A TERRIBLY POWERFUL IMPACT ON A MAN--"COME AND GET ME IF YOU CAN." IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH A CUTE WHITE GIRL EMPLOY SUBTLE EYE GLANCES TO GIVE A BLACK MAN AN ERECTION ON A NUDIST BEACH--GOOGLE UP "SIMONSAYSINTERRACIAL GO FUCK HIM." AS THEY SAY IN ITALY "A MAN WITH AN ERECTION IS IN NO MOOD FOR ADVICE". SHAKESPEARE WAS A GREAT CONNOISSEUR OF FLIRTING --"THERE'S LANGUAGE IN HER EYE, HER CHEEK,HER LIP--NAY HER FOOT SPEAKS."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST WALL STREET ATROCITY "VALEANT PHARMACEUTICAL." THIS TOAD WILL BE BANCRUPT IN 3-5 YEARS. AS IS SAID IN THE BIBLE(PROVERBS13:11)--"WEALTH FROM GET RICH SCHEMES QUICKLY DISAPPEARS;WEALTH FROM HARD WORK GROWS OVER TIME." ORDINARILY THE PEOPLE ON WALL STREET ARE INSANE.BUT THEY HAVE LUCID MOMENTS WHEN THEY ARE ONLE STUPID,----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#138 - FRED WUNTZER - 07/18/2014 - 16:48
GORGEOUS/ETHEREAL/SALACIOUS KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF BALZAC COMBINED WITH THE CLITORIS OF APHRODITE---I AM LOOKING AT SIMON VOUET'S PAINTING "VENUS ENDORMIE" AND THINKING OF YOUR ELYSIAN ORGASMS WITH AN ERECT TONGUE. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SEX(NOT THE INSERTING OF THE CONVEX INTO THE COCAVE) IS ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING SUBJECTS IN THE WORLD. REVISIT THE CUTE WHITE GIRL(CRAFTY SCOUNDREL) AND THE ERECTION ON THE NUDIST BEACH AND THEN READ (1) "THE KISS" BY ANTON CHEKOV AND (2) "THE SIGNAL" BY MAUPASSANT. I AM CONVINCED THE CRAFTY SCOUNDREL WAS PLAYING WITH THE BLACK MAN AND THAT SHE HAS CREATED A PERMANENT MARK ON HIS EMOTIONAL MEMORY("A BROKEN HEART IS A MONUMENT TO A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE."--NATHAN}.---- I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS THE FOLLOWING ON THE INTERNET---12/11/12 "THE RULES REVISITED--'WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT PUBIC HAIR'"---THE ANSWER--"A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF MEN LIKE TO HAVE NO NO PUBIC HAIR."---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS, BUT HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT. SEXUAL FEELINGS ARE FOUND IN THE LIMBIC SYSTEM(EMOTIONAL BRAIN) AND AS JOSEPH LE DOUX("EMOTIONAL BRAIN") POINTED OUT FEELINGS HAVE THEIR OWN AGENDA AND ARE CARRIED OUT WITHOUT OUR CONSCIOUS KNOWLEDGE OR WILLFUL PARTICIPATION. HERE IS WHAT CASANOVA HAD TO SAY ABOUT PUBIC HAIR---"LOVE IS THREE QUARTERS CURIOSITY--WE KNOW THAT WHAT WE DON'T SEE IS SIMILAR TO WHAT WE'VE SEEN BEFORE, BUT WE ARE NOT SURE--WE ARE CURIOUS. SO WE CHASE AFTER A STRANGE WOMAN AS IF SHE WERE A TREASURE BEYOND COMPARE"---- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A JUNGLE PUSSY IS A RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY,INSIDE AN ENIGMA{WHO KNOWS WHAT'S LURKING IN THERE}.---BOOKS ,LIKE PROVERBS, RECEIVE THEIR PEDIGREE FROM THE STAMP AND ESTEEM OF THE AGES THROUGH WHICH THEY HAVE PASSED. CASANOVA'S MEMOIRS WERE WRITTEN 216 YEARS AGO AND 4 COMPLETE VERSIONS CAN BE READ ON THE INTERNET. AS HAVELOCK ELLIS{"STUDIES IN THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SEX") PUT IT--"THERE ARE FEW MORE DELIGHTFUL BOOKS(CASANOVA) IN THIS WORLD."---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#139 - FRED WINTZER - 07/19/2014 - 17:47
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: AFTER COMPLETING MY LAST RANT, I GOOGLED UP WORLD'S MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANY TRUTH TO CASANOVA'S OBSERVATIONS. GUESS WHAT? ACCORDING TO THE MAY 2014 ISSUE OF FHM, JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. GOOGLE UP JENNIFER LAWRENCE NUDE AND SEE WHAT YOU FIND AND THEN DO A SURVEY OF MEN TO SEE IF THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE NUDE. AS FOR ME, I HOPE SHE KEEPS HER CLOTHS ON. AS MAE WEST PUT IT "ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BONED THERES NOTHING LEFT TO CREATE THE ILLUSION. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER CHANGING THE NAME OF YOUR INCOMPARABLE VIDEO FROM "18 AND WET" TO "A COMPENDIUM OF FEMALE ORASMS."-----MUCH LOVE TO THE LITTLE VARMIT.
#140 - FRED WINTZER - 07/19/2014 - 18:33
ARCHANGELIC KRISTIE---THE CONCUPISCENT TRICKSTER OF THE 1001 SERAPHIC FEMALE ORASMS---I AM LOOKING AT GIOVANNI RAPTI'S PAINTING "LEDA AND THE SWAN-COURTSHIP" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY THE TIP OF MY TONGUE TOUCHES THAT ADORABLE LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: EVER SINCE READING KEVIN PHILLP'S BOOK "BOILING POINT--REPUBLICANS AND THE DECLINE OF THE MIDDLE CLASS(1993), I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING WALL STREET'S LOOTING OF AMERICA. FOR THAT REASON I HAVE FOUND WHAT PAUL KRUGMAN CALLS "THE PIKETTY PANIC" SO AMUSING. ON 3/24/14 THE "NATIONAL REVIEW" REFERRED TO PIKETTY'S "CAPITAL" AS "THE NEW MARXISM". IF THE FOLKS AT NATIONAL REVIEW WOULD READ THEIR BIBLES THEY WOULD REFER TO PIKETTY AS "THE NEW OLD TESTAMENT PROPHET". AN IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF THE OLD TESTAMENT PROPHETIC MOVEMENT IS IT'S UNCOMPROMISING DEMAND FOR A JUST SOCIETY. SINCE POVERTY IS CREATED BY WEALTH,AND NEVER KNOWS ITSELF POOR UNTIL RICHES STARE IT IN THE FACE, SO IT REQUIRED THE FABULOUS FORTUNE OF SOLOMON(970-931BC---700 WIVES- 300 CONCUBINES), TO BEGIN THE CLASS WAR IN ISRAEL. SLUMS DEVELOPED STEP BY STEP WITH THE RISE OF PRIVATE WEALTH AND INCREASING LUXURY. INTO THIS WORLD CAME A SIMPLE VILLAGE SHEPHERD--THE PROPHET AMOS--"FORASMUCH THERFOR AS YOUR TREADING IS UPON THE POOR AND YE TAKE FROM HIM THE BURDEN OF WHEAT,YE HAVE BUILT HOUSES HEWN STONE....WOE TO THEM THAT ARE AT EASE IN ZION...THAT LIE UPON BEDS OF IVORY."----AMOS V-VI.-----IT IS AMAZING THAT THE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVES CAN PIN-POINT EVERY PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE CONDEMNING HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND OVERLOOK ALL OF THE PROPHETIC LITERATURE. AN INTERESTING AFTERTHOUGHT--THE PROPHET AMOS DIED 2.568 YEARS BEFORE KARL MARX WAS BORN. ONLY THE HYPOCRITE IS REALLY ROTTEN TO THE CORE.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#141 - FRED WINTZER - 07/21/2014 - 19:08
TANTALIZING/MESMERIC/CARNAL KRISTIE----THE WORLDS FOREMOST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL PRIMATOLOGIST , I AM LOOKING AT MYSTIC-ORACLE'S DIGITAL ART "BOUDICCA WARRIOR QUEEN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE TIME 6 YEARS AGO WHEN YOU DELIVERED A SERIES OF ADROIT BLOWS TO THE IGNOMINIOUS "ORGASM GAP."-----ENTHRALLING ISHTAR: STUPIDITY IS A TALENT FOR MISCONCEPTION AND IT'S POWER SHOULD NEVER BE UNDERESTIMATED. ON WALL STREET STUPIDITY HAS A KNACK OF GETTING IT'S WAY--STUPIDITY TALKS AND VANITY ACTS. IN THE KINDERGARDEN,STUPIDITY TRUMPS MACHIAVELLI ALMOST EVERY TIME. TODAY'S BLOOMBERG FEATURED THE FOLLOWING--"WALL STREET JUNK EUPHORIA BACKS ACKMAN'S ALLERGAN DREAM". WALL STREET BANKS ARE PREPARED TO GIVE VALEANT PHARMA ANOTHER $20 BILLION IN JUNK DEBT. IF THIS DEAL GOES THROUGH VALEANT WILL HAVE NET TANGIBLE ASSETS OF ALMOST MINUS ($70) BILLION AND LONG TERM DEBT OF ALMOST $40 BILLION. WITH CLOSE TO 20,000 DEMORALIZED EMPLOYEES, THE COMPANY'S PROJECTED CASH FLOW IS NOT IN SAFE HANDS. AGANST STUPIDITY YAYVEH AND ALLAH FIGHT IN VAIN.THE FAILURE OF ACKMAN'S 7/21/14 --3 HOUR "DEATH BLOW" TO HERBALIFE APPARENTLY HAS HAD NO AFFECT ON THESE LENDING INSTITUTIONS. IF VALEANT GOES BELLY-UP(WHICH IT WILL) THE TAXPAYER WILL BE CALLED UPON TO BAIL-OUT THE BANKS.----ACCORDING TO LUDWIG VON MISES(VON MISES INSTITUTE) WE NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT AN UNREGULATED STOCK MARKET BECAUSE "HUMAN ACTION IS THE APPLICATION OF HUMAN REASON TO SELECTING THE BEST MEANS OF SATISFYING ENDS. THE REASONING MIND CALCULATES AND GRADES THE DIFFERENT OPTIONS--THIS IS ECONOMIC CALCULATION."---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE FOLLOWING IS AN EYE-WITNESS ACCOUNT OF HUMAN ACTION ON WALL STREET LATE IN THE 2009 MARKET DECLINE--"BY THIS TIME THE PERFORMERS WERE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE PROFANE UNIVERSE. THEY BOUNDED INTO EACH OTHER AS THEY CAVORTED. THE SMELL THEY RADIATED WAS SUFFOCATING." WALL STREET IS THE AUTHENTIC RECTUM OF CAPITALISM.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#142 - FRED WINTZER - 07/24/2014 - 18:08
BEWITCHING/RADIENT/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT DIEGO VELAZQUEZ'S PAINTING "VENUS AT HER MIRROR" AND THINKING OF YOUR CULMINATING HEINIE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER"(HLM). I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THE SPURIOUS MENTAL IMAGE I HAVE OF YOU. FOR FLAVOR INSTANT SEX WILL NEVER SURPASS THE STUFF YOU HAVE TO PEEL AND COOK.------IT IS BETTER TO BE A MOUSE IN A CAT'S MOUTH THAN A PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANY IN THE HANDS OF A HEDGE FUND. THE HASTE OF A FOOL IS THE SLOWEST THING IN THE WORLD AND ALL HEDGE FUNDS ARE IN A HURRY. THE CHIEF PURPOSE OF STUDYING HISTORY IS TO RE-DISCOVER THE CONSTANT AND UNIVERSAL LAWS OF HUMAN NATURE. CULTURE IS THE ABILITY TO TRANSMIT ACQUIRED HABITS FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT BY IMITATION. CULTURE,LIKE AN INDIVIDUAL, IS A MORE OR LESS CONSISTENT PATERN OF THOUGHT AND ACTION. WE FIRST MAKE OUR HABITS AND THEN OUR HABITS MAKE US. FOR THESE REASONS PETER DRUCKER BELIEVED "COMPANY CULTURES ARE LIKE COUNTRY CULTURES.NEVER TRY TO CHANGE ONE." TODAY I WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND WHILE SITTING IN THE WAITING OFFICE READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN "BLOOMBERG" (7/24/14)-----"BURGER KING IS RUN BY CHILDREN" WHICH,AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS, FEATURED THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM BURGER KING'S LARGEST SHAREHOLDER CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN)---"WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE OLD TO BE GOOD." THE YOUNG FIRE-EATERS NOW RUNNING BURGER KING ARE ATTEMPTING TO WORK MIRACLES OVERNIGHT.THEY ARE BEING PRESSURED INTO SUBORDINATING EVERYTHING TO IMMEDIATE EARNINGS AND NEXT WEEKS STOCK PRICE(ALREADY OVER 35 TIMES EARNINGS). AS PETER DRUCKER POINTED OUT JUST BEFORE HE PASSED AWAY "GOOD MANAGEMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHORT TERM SUCCESS AND QUARTERLY EARNINGS". AS USUAL,WALL STREET LEARNS NOTHING AND FORGETS EVERY THING(GRAHM)------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE MORE I SEE OF YOUR HOODED LADY(ECSTASY BEAN) THE BETTER I UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING ARAB PROVERB --"WHENEVER A WOMAN ENTERS A BATH;THE DEVIL IS WITH HER." A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE LITTLE VARMINT.
#143 - FRED WINTZER - 07/30/2014 - 20:02
RESPLENDENT/NUBILE/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WHILE TAKING A WALK TWO DAYS AGO I NOTICED THE FOLLOWING GRAFFITI AND THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS--"SAVE A MOUSE EAT A PUSSY".-----I AM LOOKING AT DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI'S PAINTING "BODY'S BEAUTIFUL(LADY LILITH} WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT THERES ONLY ONE THING TO DO IF YOUR MARRIED TO A WOMAN WHO LOVES SPENDING MONEY AND THAT IS TO LOVE MAKING IT. AS DOROTHY PARKER PUT IT "MONEY CAN'T BUY HEALTH,BUT I'D SETTLE FOR A DIAMOND-STUDDED WHEELCHAIR."------YESTERDAYS HUFFPOST HAD AN ARTICLE BY ROBERT REICH ENTITLED "WORK AND WORTH" WHICH RESTATED THE OLD ADAGE THAT "IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT GOD THINKS ABOUT MONEY JUST LOOK AT THE SCUMBAGS HE GIVES IT TO." IN SPITE OF THE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVES, THE HUMAN RACE HAS CHOSEN TO CONSERVE ALL OF ARISTOPHANES(450-388 BC) EXTANT PLAYS. ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS "PLUTUS" 388 BC. THE PLAY BEGINS WITH CHREMYLUS,AN ELDERLY/POOR ATHENIAN VISITING THE ORACLE AT DELPHI CONCERNING HIS SON ----SHOULD HE BE INSTRUCTED IN INJUSTICE AND KNAVERY AND THE OTHER ARTS WHEREBY WORLDLY MEN ACQUIRE THEIR RICHES. LATER IN THE PLAY WE MEET PLUTUS(THE GOD OF WEALTH) WHOM ZEUS HAS BLINDED SO THAT HE CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE JUST AND THE UNJUST. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WEALTHY BUSINESSMEN GO BACK IN HISTORY AT LEAST 4,000 YEARS(GOOGLE UP--"OLD ASSYRIAN TRADE NETWORKS--FROM ARCHEOLOGICAL PROSPECTIVE". FOR EVERY ONE OF THEM WHO REMOTELY RESEMBLES JOHN GALT(AYN RAND) THERE ARE AT LEAST TEN WHO RESEMBLE HONORE DE BALZAC'S FAMOUS CHARACTER "LE BARON FREDERIC DE NUCINGEN" ---A REPULSIVE MONEY GRUBBER WITH NO CONSCIENCE. AS EDMUND BURKE ONCE SAID "THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY ARE DESTINED TO REPEAT IT. SOMEONE SHOULD REVIVE ARISTOPHANES' PLAY AND RE-NAME IT REAGENOMICS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE VARMINT--YOUR CLITORIS.
#144 - FRED WINTZER - 08/05/2014 - 18:39
SEDUCTIVE/GUILEFUL/FERVID KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO BE FOUND IN THE 46 BILLION LIGHT YEAR RADIUS OF THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY\'S PAINTING \"VENUS RECLINING HOLDING AN ARROW\" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL\'S DUMPLINGS-----I RECENTLY READ AN ARTICLE ON CHARACTER BY DAVID BROOKS IN WHICH HE STATED THAT POVERTY WAS A FUNCTION OF CHARACTER---PROPLE PUT THEMSELVES INTO POVERTY BY THE POOR CHOICES THEY MAKE. DONALD TRUMP IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO AVOIDED POVERTY BY MAKING WISE DECISIONS. WELL BEFORE HE DECIDED TO BECOME A FETUS, \"THE DONALD\" GAVE A LOT OF THOUGHT TO WHOM HE WANTED FOR PARENTS(LUDWIG VON MISES \"PRE-FETAL ACTION\")----EVERY TIME YOU READ SOMETHING WRITTEN BY A SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVE, KEEP IN MIND THAT MODERN CONSERVATISM IS NOT ABOUT TRADITIONAL WISDOM OR MORALITY. IT IS ABOUT MAKING THE WEALTHY WEALTHIER(\"NOTHING IS ENOUGH FOR THE MAN TO WHOM ENOUGH IS TOO LITTLE\"--EPICURIUS)-----THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE FOR \"THE WEEKLY STANDARD\" ARE ENGAGED IN AN ART FORM CALLED TIP TOEING THROUGH THE CLASSICS WITH HAVE-OILY-TONGUE WILL TRAVEL. KEEP IN MIND BROOK\'S MASTERS(THE PLUTOCRACY)HAVE EXQUISITELY DELICATE TOES. GUILT HAS VERT QUICK EARS TO ACCUSATION----ACCORDING TO THE GREEK PHILOSOPHER PLATO \"THE DIRECTION IN WHICH EDUCATION STARTS A MAN WILL DETERMINE HIS FUTURE.....THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF EDUCATION IS PROPER TRAINING IN THE NURSERY.\"--- GIVEN THIS SOLID CONSERVATIVE POSITION, HOW COULD CONSERVATIVES BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING--\"USA TODAY\" 8/20/13 \"HEAD START HIT WITH WORST CUTS IN HISTORY(57,000 CHILDREN CUT FROM PROGRAM TO SAVE $400MILLION)-----IT NOW COSTS $31,397 TO INCARCERATE ONE PRISON INMATE PER YEAR. IF 22% OF THESE CHILDREN END UP IN JAIL WE DIDN\'T SAVE A PENNY.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:OF ALL THE FORMS OF TYRANNY THE MOST VULGAR IS THE TYRANNY OF MERE WEALTH--THE TYRANNY OF THE PLUTOCRACY.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#145 - FRED WINTZER - 08/10/2014 - 17:25
BEAUTEOUS/ANGELIC/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM GODWARD'S PAINTING "VENUS BINDING HER HAIR" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS/CONSUMATE BODY-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST COMPLETED A COURSE ENTITLED "QUEEN OF THE SCIENCES---A HISTORY OF MATHEMATICS" TAUGHT BY DAVID BRESSOUD. AS A RESULT OF THIS COURSE, I AM NOW CONVINCED THAT JAMES SIMONS OF RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES IS THE GREATEST MATHEMATICIAN WHO EVER LIVED. THIS MAN HAS ANSWERED QUESTIONS THAT THE OTHER MATHEMATICIANS HAVEN'T EVEN DARED TO ASK(GOOGLE UP----CLAY MATHEMATICS INSTITUTE-- THE SEVEN MILLENNIUM PROBLEMS)----ACCORDING TO JOHN VON NEUMANN "IF PEOPLE DO NOT BELIEVE THAT MATHEMATICS IS SIMPLE,IT IS ONLY BECAUSE THEY DO NOT REALIZE HOW COMPLICATED LIFE IS."---THE LIVING CELL IS A PHENOMENA ASSOCIATED WITH A WHOLE SOCIETY OF SPECIALIZED(VERY LARGE)MOLECULES WITH MILLIONS OF THEM COOPERATING IN SURPRISING AND NOVEL WAYS. ALL KNOWN FORMS OF LIFE ARE AMAZINGLY COMPLEX AND (PRE-SIMONS)ARE/WERE UNPREDICTABLE. -----AS I AM SURE YOU REMEMBER,RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES EMPLOYS COMPLEX MATHEMATICAL MODELS TO PREDICT PRICE CHANGES IN EASILY TRADED STOCKS/BONDS/DERIVATIVES ETC. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY CAN PREDICT HOW THOUSANDS OF INVESTORS ARE GOING TO BEHAVE OVER THE COURSE OF MINUTES/HOURS/DAYS ETC. THESE BOYS ARE LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF NUMBSKULLS AT THE CLAY MATHEMATICS INSTITUTE. ----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR CULPABLE/CIRCUITOUS CLITORIS GOOGLE UP "DIRTY ROOMMATES EAT PUSSY."
#146 - FRED WINTZER - 08/15/2014 - 19:35
BEWITCHING/RADIENT/LEWD KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF BALZAC AND THE CLITORIS OF APHRODITE----I AM LOOKING AT ARTEMISIA GENTILESCHIA'S PAINTING "BATHING BATHSHEBA" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE---SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I TELL YOU THAT IN THE HAMPTONS CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN} IS NOW KNOWN AS THE "COMEBACK KID." AS OF 8/26/14, PERSHING SQUARE CAPITAL WAS THE BEST PERFORMING HEDGE FUND OF THEM ALL---UP CLOSE TO 30%. IF WE LOOK AT ACKMAN'S PERFORMANCE OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS, HE HAS MODESTLY UNDERPERFORMED THE S&P 500. IN OTHER WORDS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF OBEYING THE VANGUARD AD--"WHAT ARE YOU INVESTING FOR?"---HOWEVER, THINK OF ALL THE FUN ACKMAN'S WEALTHY CUSTOMERS HAVE FOLLOWING THE SAGA OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS--(1) APRIL 23,2104--"I DID NOT FRONT-RUN ALLERGAN STOCK"--ACKMAN CNBC (2) 10 HOURS AGO--SEC LOOKING INTO BILL ACKMAN'S BIG ALLERGAN BET (3) 4 HOURS AGO---VALEANT/ACKMAN GET OCT 6 TRIAL OVER ALLERGAN SPECIAL MEETING. AS THEY SAY IN THE HAMPTONS--"TALK IS CHEAP UNTIL YOU HIRE A LAWYER." THE RICH ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU AND ME---THEY WOULD RATHER LITIGATE THAN FORNICATE OR AS NIETZCHE PUT IT "LIFE IS A WELL OF DELIGHT;BUT WHERE THE RABBLE ALSO DRINK,THERE ALL FOUNTAINS ARE POISONED."---- IT WOULD APPEAR THAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE UNCLE CORN-PONE AND CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS WILL BE WALKING TOGETHER HOOF IN PAW--"YAHOO FINANCE--BUFFETT'S SEARCH FOR SURE THING PROPELS 76 YEAR JUNK FOOD QUEST." EVER SINCE SEPT 23, 2008 , WHEN HE FIRST INVESTED IN GOLDMAN SUCKS, WARREN BUFFETT HAS BEEN MOVING ABOUT ON ALL FOURS WITH THE ANIMALS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#147 - FRED WINTZER - 08/27/2014 - 18:31
JUNOESQUE/SUBTLE/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE INIMITABLE ORANGUTAN WHISPERER-----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN FRANCOIS LAGRENESEE'S PAINTING "VENUS AND NYMPHS BATHING" AND THINKING OF YOUR RESPLENDENT DERRIERE AND IRREPRESSIBLE/CHIRPY CLITORIS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: BACK IN APRIL OF 2013, WHILE I WAS BUYING APPLE'S STOCK AT 10 TIMES EARNINGS, I NOTICED THAT UNCLE CORNPONE WAS BUYING THE STOCK OF HJ HEINZ FOR OVER 20 TIMES EARNINGS AND WONDERED WHAT IN THE HELL HE WAS UP TO. IT IS NOW OBVIOUS THAT THE OLD BOY IS JOINING THE VULTURE CAPITALISTS. JORGE PAULO LEMANN OF 3G CAPITAL(UNCLE CORNPONE'S NEW PARTNER) ONCE SAID " IF I HAVE SEEN FARTHER THAN OTHERS--IT IS BECAUSE A GIANT IS STANDING ON MY SHOULDERS." THE GIANT IN QUESTION IS LAWRENCE TISCH (1923-2003) WHO PERFORMED GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY ON CBS DURING THE PERIOD 1986-96 AND WALKED OFF WITH $900 MILLION(CUT 230 OUT OF 1,200 NEWS EMPLOYEES. THANKS TO 3G CAPITAL AND UNCLE CORNPONE, HEINZ WILL GO FROM BEING A NICE PLACE TO WORK T0--"PODS AND PUNISHMENT".-----NAPOLEAN ONCE SAID THAT "IMAGINATION RULES THE WORLD.A LEADER IS A DEALER IN HOPE." A COMPANY IS NOT GAUGED BY ITS SIZE, BUT BY THE BROADNESS OF ITS VISION AND THE HEIGHT OF ITS DREAMS. THE 3G CAPITAL VISION IS "COSTS ARE LIKE FINGERNAILS.YOU HAVE TO CUT THEM CONSTANTLY." ---IF YOU WANT A VISION OF THE FUTURE--IMAGINE THE FERRAGAMO LOAFER OF A HARVARD MBA STOMPING ON A HUMAN FACE-- FOREVER.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE CHIEF USE OF HISTORY IS TO DISCOVER THE CONSTANT AND UNIVERSAL PRINCIPLES OF HUMAN NATURE. REAGANOMICS(1981-THE PRESENT} IS AN OLD/OLD TUNE. IN 1616 THE JACOBEAN COMEDY BY BEN JONSON ENTITLED "THE DEVIL IS AN ASS" COVERED A SIMILAR PERIOD IN ENGLISH HISTORY. THE PLAY OPENS IN HELL,WITH SATAN AND A LOW RANKING DEVIL CALLED PUG. PUG WANTS TO VISIT EARTH AND TEMPT MEN TO EVIL. SATAN INFORMS PUG THAT THE WORLD HAS GROWN SO SOPHISTICATED IN ITS VICES(ESPECIALLY IN THE MORAL CESSPOOL OF LONDON} THAT A SIMPLE DEVIL LIKE PUG WILL BE IN OVER HIS HEAD. THE PLAY ENDS WITH SATAN(TRIUMPHANT IN HIS PREDICTION) VISITS EARTH AND SPIRITS THE HUMILIATED PUG BACK TO HELL. -----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF I HAD UNCLE CORNPONES MONEY I WOULD INVEST EVERY PENNY OF IT IN YOUR ENTRANCING TWINKLE CAVE.
#148 - FRED WINTZER - 09/04/2014 - 18:27
ARRESTING/INSIDIOUS/CARNAL KRISTIE-----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM-----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "VENUS RECLINING HOLDING ARROW' AND THINKING OF YOUR INIMITABLE CHESTICLES AND AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: PEOPLE EXCEL AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THAEY ARE HAVING FUN; OR AS DALE CARNEGIE(1888-1955) PUT IT-"PEOPLE RARELY SUCCEED UNLESS THEY HAVE FUN IN WHAT THEY ARE DOING". HAPPINESS IS THE SIMPLE HARMONY BETWEEN A HUMAN BEING AND THE LIFE HE/SHE LEADS. UNFORTUNATELY, WORKING FOR A COMPANY UNDER THE CONTROL OF VULTURE CAPITALISTS IS SIMILAR TO THE PANCHANTRA'S DESCRIPTION OF WORKING FOR AN UNINTELLIGENT MAN --"LIKE CRYING IN THE WILDERNESS,WHISPERING IN THE EAR OF THE DEAF,MASSAGING THE BODY OF A DEAD MAN. OVER A YEAR AGO,3G CAPITAL AND UNCLE CORNPONE GOT THERE HANDS ON H.J. HEINZ AND ALREADY EMPLOYEE MORALE HAS COMPLETELY TANKED. THE FOLLOWING COMPARES GLASSDOOR SCORES FOR BOTH HEINZ AND MICROSOFT.(1) CEO HJH---BERNARDO HEES--MSFT--SATYA NADILLA (2) OVERALL SCORE HJH--2.2--MSFT--3.8 (3) WOULD RECOMMEND TO FRIEND HJH--24%---MSFT--79% (4) APPROVE OF CEO--HJH--23%---MSFT--85%.---IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KILL MORALE HAVE LAYOFFS ON A REGULAR BASIS AND MAKE SURE THE CEO KNOWS LITTLE OR NOTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS YOU ARE IN. ------STEVE JOBS ONCE SAID "THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS IS THAT WE HAVE GONE TO EXCEPTIONAL LENGTHS TO HIRE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD." PEOPLE OF THIS CALIBRE WILL NEVER WANT TO WORK FOR A COMPANY LIKE THE NEW/IMPROVED HJ HEINZ. ---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT UNCLE CORNPONE'S IMMORTAL SOUL. BEFORE YOU GO TO BED TONIGHT SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR THE OLD BOY--"WARREN:MAY YOU GET TO HEAVEN A HALF HOUR BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU ARE DEAD."--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS..
#149 - FRED WINTZER - 09/11/2014 - 19:51
RADIENT/GUILEFUL/IMPASSIONED KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT FILIPPO INDONI'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP,THE ROMAN CAMPAGNA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS TO MEN AND WOMEN WHO DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER(WOMEN ARE SPHINXES WITHOUT SECRETS). LOVE IS THE CHILD OF ILLUSION AND THE PARENT OF DISILLUSION. FORBID US SOMETHING AND THAT THING WE DESIRE.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE 9/20/11 ISSUE OF "FORBES" MAGAZINE FEATURED A STORY ENTITLED "THE FED'S $16 TRILLION BAILOUTS UNDER-REPORTED" WHICH ILLUSTRATED THE UNBELIEVABLE COSTS OF RECKLESS BANKING BEHAVIOR. THE RECENT ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE NOT LEARNED A THING FROM RECENT HISTORY. AS INDICATED BY THE 7/24/14 ARTICLE IN "BLOOMBERG" THE BANKS ARE BACK TO THIER OLD TRICKS--"WALL STREET JUNK EUPHORIA BACKS ACKMAN'S ALLERGAN DREAMS". BANKS LIKE BARCLAYS AND ROYAL BANK OF CANADA ARE LINING UP TO LOAN VALEANT(VRX--NET TANGIBLE ASSETS MINUS $17.5 BILLION) AN ADDITIONAL $20 BILLION TO FINANCE A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF ALLERGAN. AS MARK MCCABE OF KDP INVESTMENT PUT IT "THE STREET SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE THESE GUYS." IN THE REAL WORLD VALEANT IS NOT THOUGHT OF QUITE SO HIGHLY. HERE IS WHAT A FORMER VALEANT CONTRACTOR HAD TO SAY IN THE GLASSDOOR (1) ENRONCEUTICALS (2) THE LAUGHING STOCK OF PHARMA (3) DOCTORS HATE THIS COMPANY (4) A PONZI SCHEME AND (5) DESTROYING DERMATOLOGY BY ACQUIRING EVERY COMPANY AND DROPPING ALL R&D.----- TODAYS" MOTLEY FOOL" FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "WHY WARREN BUFFETT HATES GOLD." THE FACT THAT BANKS ARE STILL PERMITTED TO BEHAVE RECKLESSLY IS A GOOD REASON TO OWN GOLD. EVERY PORTFOLIO SHOULD CONTAIN GOLD AS A HEDGE AGAINST THE NEXT DISASTER(READ PETER BERNSTEIN'S "THE POWER OF GOLD."---SPEAKING OF UNCLE CORNPONE, BACK IN MARCH OF 2010 HE INFORMED US THAT HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE A TAPEWORM LIMITING GROWTH OF THE ECONOMY. ON AUGUST 26,2014 BUFFETT AGREED TO HELP BURGER KING ACQUIRE TIM HORTON(DOUGHNUTS). GOOGLE UP MERCOLA.COM "THE 5 ABSOLUTE WORST FOODS YOU CAN EAT" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT DOUGHNUTS RANK #1. UNCLE CORNPONE IS BEGINNING TO REMIND ME OF THE MAN WHO MURDERED HIS PARENTS AND THE PLEADED FOR MERCY ON THE GROUNDS HE WAS AN ORPHAN.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#150 - FRED WINTZER - 09/22/2014 - 19:14
SUMPTUOUS/ASTUTE/PROFLIGATE KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN COLLIEIR'S PAINTING "LADY GODIVA" AND THINKING OF YOUR ARCHETYPAL PHYSIQUE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS NEVER A DULL DAY IN THE WORLD OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. HIS ADVENTURES SHIFT DAILY FROM TURBO TOILETS TO BIONIC PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES. AS BILL ACKMAN'S CAREER ILLUSTRATES, IF YOU CAN TUNE INTO THE FANTASY LIFE OF A GREEDY ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE ON WALL STREET. DURING THE PAST TWO DAYS VALEANT'S STOCK HAS JUMPED UP SHARPLY AS JEFFREY URBAN OF VALUEACT JOINS IT'S BOARD AND TWO LARGE INVESTORS PRESSURE ALLERGAN TO CAVE IN.--- REASON CREATES SCIENCE BUT THE EMOTIONS OF FEAR AND GREED SHAPE THE MIND OF THE KINDERGARTEN(WALL STREET). CROWDS BEING INCAPABLE OF REFLECTION AND REASONING ARE DEVOID OF THE NOTION OF IMPROBABILITY. VALEANT HAS ONE OF THE WORST BALANCE SHEETS I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IF THIS DEAL GOES THROUGH IT WILL BE PAYING $53 BILLION FOR A COMPANY WITH SHAREHOLDERS EQUITY OF $7BILLION AND ADDING $20 BILLION TO LONG TERM DEBT. THE COMPANY'S EMPLOYEES HAVE BECOME COMPLETELY DEMORALIZED(ONLY 13% WOULD RECOMMEND WORKING THERE). HERE IS ANOTHER GLASSDOOR REVIEW--"LOVED MY TIME AT BAUSCH,BUT VALEANT IS A PARASITE.BAUSH & LOMB WAS INNOVATIVE,FORWARD LOOKING AND VAUED QUALITY PEOPLE.THIS LITERALLY ENDED THE DAY VALEANT TOOK OVER,SO THE GREAT FOLKS HAVE LEFT,LEAVING THOSE THAT CAN'T LEAVE." ----CONTRARY TO WHAT T.ROWE PRICE OR PENTWATER MAY BELIEVE, IT IS HIGHLY IMPROABLE THAT VALEANT WILL SURVIVE FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME. AS JACK WELCH ONCE SAID "NO COMPANY CAN WIN OVER THE LONG RUN WITHOUT ENERGIZED EMPLOYEES." THIS TOAD IS ALREADY UNRAVELLING AND WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN 3-5 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR THAT LITTLE VARMINT GOOGLE UP "BRUNETTE EATS HER ROOMMATE'S WET PUSSY."
#151 - FRED WINTZER - 09/26/2014 - 19:54
SUMPTUOUS/ASTUTE/GOATISH KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE HELIOCENTRIC SYSTEM----I AM LOOKING AT EVELYN DE MORGAN'S PAINTING OF "HELEN OF TROY" AND THINKING THAT IF YOU HAD LIVED 3.200 YEARS AGO, WE WOULD BE CELEBRATING THE CLITORIS THAT LAUNCHED 1,000 SHIPS---O WOMAN! THOU WERE FASHIONED TO BEGUILE; SO HAVE ALL SAGES SAID,ALL POETS SUNG.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: AT THE MAY 5, 2014 BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY ANNUAL MEETING UNCLE CORNPONE SPENT A FAIR AMOUNT OF TIME PRAISING HIS NEW PARTNERS--3G CAPITAL--AND RECOMMENDED A BOOK ENTITLED "DREAM BIG" ABOUT THE FOUNDERS OF THIS FIRM. ---I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A RECOMMENDATION TO UNCLE CORNPONE--- ((1)GOOGLE UP --24/7 WALL STREET...AMERICA.S WORST COMPANIES TO WORK FOR AND THEN(2) GOOGLE UP--HJ HEINZ GLASSDOOR. IF YOU STUDY BOTH OF THESE CAREFULLY YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT IT IS LIKELY THAT IN 2015 HJ HEINZ WILL REPLACE JOS BANK AS THE 4TH WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR. HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE HEINZ EMPLOYEE REVIEWS--"THE COMPANY IS A MESS.MORALE IS AT ALL TIME LOW.WE ARE DROPPING CUSTOMERS LIKE FLIES BECAUSE LEADERSHIP(I'M LOOKING AT YOU BRAZILIANS) DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BUSINESS."-----THE WIZARD CURRENTLY RUNNING HEINZ(43 YEAR OLD BERNARDO HEES) SPENT 15 YEARS WORKING FOR A BRAZILIAN RAILROAD BEFORE BECOMING CEO OF BURGER KING IN 2010. DEAR UNCLE CORNPONE: THE WISE SEEK WISDOM. THE FOOL HAS ALREADY FOUND IT. THE THREE CHARACTERS OF IGNORANCE--VANITY,PRIDE AND ARROGANCE. ---TEN YEARS FROM NOW 3G CAPITAL WILL HAVE PROVEN THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAMS TRUE:(1) "CULTURE EATS STRATEGY FOR BREAKFEAST"--PETER DRUCKER AND (2) "ANY JERK CAN HAVE SHORT TERM EARNINGS. YOU SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE AND THE COMPANY SINKS IN 5 YEARS"--JACK WELCH.-----SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE: A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.
#152 - FRED WINTZER - 10/10/2014 - 18:07
DAZZLING/VULPINE/CARNAL KRISTIE---THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM-----I AM LOOKING AT ALFRED LORD LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "PSAMATHE" AND DREAMING OF YOUR OPULENT/CURVACEOUS KEISTER---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IMAGINATION IS THE HIGHEST KITE ON WHICH ONE CAN FLY. IMAGINATION AND FICTION MAKE UP TWO THIRDS OF OUR REAL LIFE. AS TACITUS POINTED OUT 2,000 YEARS AGO "THINGS FORBIDDEN HAVE A SECRET CHARM. SHAKESPEARE CAPTURED THE POWERFUL APPEAL OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT BEAUTIFULLY IN HIS PLAY "MEASURE FOR MEASURE"(GOOGLE UP--MEASURE FOR MEASURE:ANGELO'S MONOLOGUE IN 2.2) ---AS ACTING PRESIDENT OF THE SPCSV (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO SUPER-MODEL VAGINAS) I MUST INSIST THAT YOU WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET LEONARDO DICAPRIO OFF THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES----- GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YEARS AGO HENRY FORD EXCLAIMED--" A BUSINESS THAT MAKES NOTHING BUT MONEY IS A POOR BUSINESS". MORE RECENTLY STEVE JOBS ECHOED THIS SENTIMENT WHEN HE STATED "OUR GOAL IS TO MAKE THE BEST DEVICES IN THE WORLD". UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN HEDGE FUNDS GET THEIR HANDS ON A COMPANY THE COMBINATION OF (1) ACTIVE IGNORANCE (2) GREED AND (3) THE HASTE OF A FOOL CONVERTS THE COMPANY'S MISSION STATEMENT INTO "EBITDA". ON 9/4/13 YAHOO FINANCE FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "JC PENNEY REPLACES BILL ACKMAN WITH HEDGE FUND DREAM TEAM." THIS WEEK PENNEY ANNOUNCED THAT MARVIN ELLISON(TIM THE TOOL MAN} WOULD BE ITS NEXT CEO. THE COMPANY'S CORE BUSINESS IS PROVIDING FASHION APPAREL TO MIDDLE CLASS WOMEN. UNDER CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THEY INFURIATED THESE WOMEN BY THROWING OUT THEIR PRIVATE LABEL AND FIRING ALL THEIR PRODUCT MANAGERS. HOW IN THE HELL IS TIM THE TOOL MAN GOING TO BRING ANYTHING TO THE TABLE TO HELP CORRECT THIS MESS? BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A TRAGEDY IS A BUSLOAD OF HEDGE FUND MANAGERS GOING OVER A CLIFF WITH AN EMPTY SEAT.-- YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(CAVORTING WITH THE CAPTAIN). HERE IS THE LATEST (1) BLOOMBERG 10/13.14--"BILL ACKMAN:VENEZUELA COULD KILL HERBALIFE." (2) CNBC 10/16/14--"ACKMAN: ALLERGAN TRIED TO MANIPULATE VALEANT STOCK".----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#153 - FRED WINTZER - 10/18/2014 - 18:14
STUNNING/INSIDIOUS/WANTON KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN OPIE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP IN THE PARK" WHICH IS A WONDERFUL ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT CASANOVA CALLED "THAT SHOW OF RESISTANCE THAT SHARPENS THE APPETITE." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "TIS THE SEASON OF BILLING AND COOING,AMOROUS FLYING AND FOND PURSUING." EVERY WOMAN IS INFALLIBLY TO BE WON BY EVERY SORT OF FLATTERY; THE SUREST WAY TO HIT A WOMAN'S HEART IS TO TAKE AIM KNEELING. FORNICATION IS UNIFORM AND BORING,BUT COURTSHIP IS PERPETUALLY VARYING. THE DIFFERENT ARTS OF GALLANTRY WHICH FEMALE BEAUTY HAS INSPIRED COULD FILL A LIBRARY.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HE KNOWS NOTHING AND HE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.THAT POINTS CLEARLY TO A CAREER AS A HEDGE FUND MANAGER. THE 10/21/14 ISSUE OF YAHOO FINANCE CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE--"COKE,McDONALDS and IBM ARE NOT SAFE.NO COMPANY IS TOO BIG TO ASAIL--SHAREHOLDERS VALUE NATION". THESE LARGE COMPANIES TOOK TRILLIONS OF MAN HOURS TO BUILD AND AS THE RECENT HISTORY OF JC PENNEY ILLUSTRATED, CAN BE IRREVOCABLY DAMAGED IN 2-3 YEARS BY HEDGE FUND STYLE MANAGEMENT. AS WE BOTH KNOW,RIGHT NOW UNCLE CORPONE AND 3G CAPITAL ARE IN THE PROCESS OF SQUEEZING UNLIMITED JUICE FROM H.J. HEINZ. THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW(11 DAYS AGO--MORE THAN 3 YEAR PITTSBURGH EMPLOYEE) ILLUSTRATES WHAT WORKING FOR A HEDGE FUND COMPANY RESEMBLES--"BAD ENVIRONMENT,EVEN WORSE CAREER MOVE."---PROS-"ITS REALLY HARD TO THINK OF ANY.IF THERE ARE ANY,THEY SOON WILL BE TAKEN AWAY.NEXT YEAR THEY ARE TAKING AWAY EMPLOYEE PARKING LOT."----CONS---"ANOTHER RETAILER JUST DROPPED ONE OF OUR BRANDS DUE TO POOR SERVICE LEVELS.THIS IS BECOMING A FREQUENT OCCURRENCE."---ADVICE TO MANAGEMENT--"JUST PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH.GET YOUR RETURN ON GUTTING THIS COMPANY AND GO."------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS NAPOLEAN POINTED OUT YEARS AGO "FOOT SOLDIERS WIN THE BATTLES;GENERALS GET THE CREDIT." PEOPLE EXCEL AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEAY ARE HAVING FUN.----SHAME ON YOU UNCLE CORNPONE.------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-
#154 - FRED WINTZER - 10/25/2014 - 17:57
EFFULGENT/PERSPICACIOUS/PRURIENT KRISTIE---THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT JACOB DE GHEYN'S PAINTING "NEPTUNE AND AMPHITRITE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "THE CREDULITY OF DUPES IS AS INEXHAUSTIBLE AS THE INVENTION OF KNAVES"--EDMUND BURKE. GREED IS FAR MORE GULLIBLE THAN INNOCENCE. WALL STREET IS SIMPLY EVOLVED OUT OF FRAUD,FEAR,GREED,IMAGINATION AND POETRY. THE CREDULOUS MIND FINDS DELIGHT IN BELIEVING STRANGE AND IMPROBABLE THINGS. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: LET US BOTH DELIGHT IN THE FOLLOWING BLAST FROM THE PAST---"EDDIE LAMPERT IS A TERRIFIC INVESTOR,AND HE'S THE BRAINS BEHIND SEARS HOLDINGS. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO QUIT SEARS."---JIM CRAMER JUNE 21, 2007----AT THIS TIME SEARS STOCK WAS SELLING FOR $192.00 PER SHARE AND AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING WSJ ARTICLE WAS THE DARLING OF ALMOST ALL ANAL-ISTS---"WSJ 5/29/8---MEAN STREET;SEARS' WALL STREET SEDUCTION."---TODAY SEARS STOCK IS SELLING FOR $37.42 A SHARE AND THE COMPANY IS DRIFTING INTO BANKRUPTCY.----THIS SAD STORY IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HEDGE FUND INEPTITUDE AND THE INCREDIBLE GULLIBILITY OF THE BONEHEADS IN THE KINDERGARTEN(LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS)----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS
#155 - FRED WINTZER - 10/28/2014 - 18:31
MESMERIC/MAGNETIC/AMATIVE KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD JOHN POYNTER'S PAINTING "ANDROMEDA" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: JEREMY BENTHAM(1748-1832) WAS AN ETHICAL HEDONIST WHO BELIEVED THAT THE MORAL RIGHTNESS OF AN ACTION WAS A FUNCTION OF THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE IT PRODUCED. BENTHAM'S THE FELICIFIC CALCULUS IS AN ALGORITHM FOR CALCULATING THE MORAL RIGHTNESS OF AN ACTION. I HAVE APPLIED THAT ALGORITM TO YOUR AMAZING VIDEO(18 AND WET) AND AM CONVINCED BENTHAM WOULD HAVE ADORED IT.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE FOLKS ON WALL STREET --WHILE SHEEP IN CREDULITY,ARE WOLVES FOR CONFORMITY. NOTHING SWAYS THESE PEOPLE MORE THAN SITUATIONS THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND. I AM LOOKING AT AN ARTICLE FROM THE "HOLDINGS CHANNEL" ENTITLED "WHICH 11 GURUS ALL HOLD VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS?"---THE HEDGE FUND TITANS ADORE THIS TOAD AND 15 OUT OF 18 ANAL-ISTS HAVE THE STOCK RATED A BUY OR STRONG BUY. HISTORY DEALS WITH CONSTANT AND UNIVERSAL LAWS OF HUMAN NATURE. AS WE BOTH KNOW, IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE VALEANT FALLS APART INTERNALLY(THE COMPANY HAS A HORRIBLE BALANCE SHEET AND ONLY 13% OF ITS 17,200 EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO A FRIEND). TO STUDY A SIMILAR SITUATION FROM RECENT HISTORY GOOGLE UP "FORBES 2/27/2---ENRON ANALYSTS:WE WAS DUPED." ---A GREAT BOOK ON THE SAME SUBJECT IS "DEVIL TAKE THE HINDMOST" BY EDWARD CHANCELLOR(2000)----AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE A FORTUNE WILL BE MADE SHORTING VAEANT'S STOCK(WHEN THE WATER HITS THE UPPER DECK FOLLOW VAUEACT AND THE OTHER RATS)---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#156 - FRED WINTZER - 11/09/2014 - 18:23
MESMERIC/MAGNETIC/AMATIVE KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD JOHN POYNTER\'S PAINTING \"ANDROMEDA\" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: JEREMY BENTHAM(1748-1832) WAS AN ETHICAL HEDONIST WHO BELIEVED THAT THE MORAL RIGHTNESS OF AN ACTION WAS A FUNCTION OF THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE IT PRODUCED. BENTHAM\'S THE FELICIFIC CALCULUS IS AN ALGORITHM FOR CALCULATING THE MORAL RIGHTNESS OF AN ACTION. I HAVE APPLIED THAT ALGORITM TO YOUR AMAZING VIDEO(18 AND WET) AND AM CONVINCED BENTHAM WOULD HAVE ADORED IT.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE FOLKS ON WALL STREET --WHILE SHEEP IN CREDULITY,ARE WOLVES FOR CONFORMITY. NOTHING SWAYS THESE PEOPLE MORE THAN SITUATIONS THEY CAN\'T UNDERSTAND. I AM LOOKING AT AN ARTICLE FROM THE \"HOLDINGS CHANNEL\" ENTITLED \"WHICH 11 GURUS ALL HOLD VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS?\"---THE HEDGE FUND TITANS ADORE THIS TOAD AND 15 OUT OF 18 ANAL-ISTS HAVE THE STOCK RATED A BUY OR STRONG BUY. HISTORY DEALS WITH CONSTANT AND UNIVERSAL LAWS OF HUMAN NATURE. AS WE BOTH KNOW, IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE VALEANT FALLS APART INTERNALLY(THE COMPANY HAS A HORRIBLE BALANCE SHEET AND ONLY 13% OF ITS 17,200 EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO A FRIEND). TO STUDY A SIMILAR SITUATION FROM RECENT HISTORY GOOGLE UP \"FORBES 2/27/2---ENRON ANALYSTS:WE WAS DUPED.\" ---A GREAT BOOK ON THE SAME SUBJECT IS \"DEVIL TAKE THE HINDMOST\" BY EDWARD CHANCELLOR(2000)----AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE A FORTUNE WILL BE MADE SHORTING VAEANT\'S STOCK(WHEN THE WATER HITS THE UPPER DECK FOLLOW VAUEACT AND THE OTHER RATS)---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#157 - FRED WINTZER - 11/09/2014 - 18:24
BEWITCHING/RAVISHING/BAWDY KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT ANNIBALE CARRACCI'S PAINTING "HERA AND ZEUS" AND DREAMING OF YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL
ANGEL: ON PAGE 222 OF MICHIO KAKU'S BOOK "THE FUTURE OF THE MIND" I FOUND THE FOLLOWING--"IN THE NEXT FEW DECADES ROBOTS WILL GRADUALLY RISE IN LEVEL 2 CONSCIOUSNESS BECOMING AS INTELLIGENT AS A MOUSE,RAT,RABBIT AND CAT.PERHAPS LATE IN THE CENTURY THEY WILL BE AS INTELLIGENT AS A MONKEY." THIS IS BULLSHIT. BY THE END OF THE CENTURY MARVIN MINSKY AND THE MIT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TEAM WILL NOT HAVE APPROACHED THE INTELLIGENCE OF "THE JUMPING SPIDER" GOOGLE UP THE FOLLOWING YOUTUBES (1)JUMPING SPIDER BEE (2)PRAYING MANTIS VS JUMPING SPIDER AND (3) SPIDER MESMERIZES DATE. MICHIO KAKU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF. DID NEFERTITI (THE JUMPING SPIDER THAT PIONEERED SPACE TRAVEL) DIE IN VAIN. HIS OWNER FEARED THAT NERFERTITI WOULD HAVE DIFFICULTY CATCHING FRUIT FLIES IN SPACE, BUT THE LITTLE VARMINT LEARNED TO SIDLE UP TO PREY RATHER THAN JUMP ON IT. ----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I'LL BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT THE LATEST ADVENTURE OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. THE 11/12/14 ISSUE OF "FORBES" CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING--"BILLIONAIRE ACKMAN'S VALEANT TRADE KEEPS EXPANDING WITH ZOETIS." ACCORDING TO NATHAN VARDI "ACKMAN HAS MANEUVERED IN A SHREWD AND CREATIVE WAY TO PUT ZOETIS IN PLAY…AS HIS EFFORTS WITH ALLERGAN GET DICEY." DR. PROF. VARDI GOES ON TO PRAISE PERSHING SQUARES 30% PLUS RETURNS IN 2014 AND TO SUGGEST THAT ACKMAN AND VALEANT CEO PEARSON WILL BE TEAMING UP ON MORE DEALS. WHAT PROFESSOR VARDI FORGETS TO MENTION IS THAT VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS IS A PONZI SCHEME AND WILL BE BANKRUPT IN FIVE YEARS .OR AS THEY SAY AT THE GLASSDOOR---"A DISASTROUS PLACE TO WORK"---PROS "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING" --CONS "TOO MANY TO LIST"--ADVICE TO MANAGEMENT "FOLLOW THE LEAD OF THE PARISHONIERS OF JONESTOWN"----IF I EVER NEEDED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT I'D CHOOSE A FORBES REPORTER BECAUSE I'D WANT A BRAIN THAT HAD NEVER BEEN USED. SOONER OR LATER WE WILL MAKE A FORTUNE SHORTING THIS TOAD. GOOD THINGS COME TO HIM WHAT WAITS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#158 - FRED WINTZER - 11/13/2014 - 19:36
BEAUTIFUL/ARTFUL/LICKERISH KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT HENRY MIDWOOD'S PAINTING "RUSTIC COURTSHIP" AND REFLECTING ON THE SO-CALLED DOUBLE STANDARD OF SEXUAL BEHAVIOR----ACCORDING TO THE THINKING OF THE 1960'S ,THIS WAS A MORAL CODE THAT PERMITS PROMISCUITY FOR MEN BUT NOT FOR WOMEN-----ACCORDING TO SHAKESPEARE, THIS WAS A MORAL CODE INVENTED BY WOMEN TO FORCE MEN ONTO THE LEMON SQUEEZER-----IN HIS 1602 PLAY "TROILUS AND CRESSIDA" SHAKESPEARE HAS CRESSIDA EXPLAIN THE DOUBLE STANDARD IN THE FOLLOWING SOLILOQUY---"YET I HOLD OFF.WOMEN ARE ANGELS WOOING; THINGS WON ARE DONE, JOY'S SOUL LIES IN THE DOING.THAT SHE BELOVED KNOWS NOUGHT THAT KNOWS NOT THIS; MEN PRIZE THE THING UNGAINED MORE THAN THAT IT IS……..THAT THOUGH MY HEART'S CONTENTS FIRM LOVE DOTH BEAR,NOTHING OF THAT SHALL FROM MINE EYES APPEAR"(LINES 225-234)-------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HAVE MERCY ON THOSE POOR SUPER-MODEL VAGINAS AND GET THAT CLOWN DICAPRIO OFF THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES.-------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#159 - FRED WINTZER - 11/26/2014 - 16:55
SPLENDIFEROUS/SHREWD/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALLAXY---- I AM LOOKING AT FELIX FRIEDRICH ENDE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND REFLECTING ON THE DEMISE OF KING EDWARD IV (1442-1483)---"UNBEKNOWEN TO THE KING'S COUNCILORS WHO WERE NEGOTIATING EDWARD'S MARRIAGE PROSPECTS IN BOTH FRANCE AND SPAIN, KING EDWARD HAD ALREADY IMPULSIVELY MARRIED A COMELY WIDOW,ELIZABETH WOODVILLE. SHE WAS ONE OF THE FEW WOMEN WHO HAD SUCCESSFULLY RESISTED HIS BLANDISHMENTS AND IN FEVER,HE CHOOSE MARRIAGE TO OBTAIN LAWFULLY WHAT HE COULD NOT OBTAIN BY COURTSHIP."---PAGE 48 "ISABELLA" BY DOWNEY-------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: INSIDER TRADING IS ALIVE AND WELL ON WALL STREET. ON MONDAY 12/1/14, MORGAN STANLEY DELIVERED AN ADROIT BLOW TO THE STOCK OF APPLE COMPUTER. THEY ANNOUNCED THEY SERE TRIMMING APPLE'S POSITION BY 1% AND THE STOCK DECLINED AS MUCH AS 6% DURING THE DAY ON VERY HEAVY VOLUME. TO UNDERSTAND WHAT MORGAN STANLEY WAS UP TO, READ HONORE DE BALZAC'S "THE FIRM OF NUCINGEN". IT IS MY GUESS THAT MORGAN STANLEY MADE MILLIONS IN PROFITS SHORTING THE STOCK.-----ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR, 3G CAPITAL CONTINUES TO DECIMATE H.J. HEINZ. FORMER EMPLOYEE 10/17/14----"AS IF THE REPLACING OF HIGH TENURE/HIGH PAY EMPLOYEES WITH LOW COST TEMPS AND FACTORY CLOSINGS AREN'T ENOUGH.THE RENEGOTIATING OF FREIGHT CONTRACTS BACKFIRED. THE CHANGE IN PAYMENT TERMS TO VENDORS BACKFIRED. THE DEEP CUTS IN R&D AND MARKETING BACKFIRED. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A WISE MAN KNOWS HIS OWN IGNORANCE; A FOOL THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.IT IS WONDERFUL HOW NEAR CONCEIT IS TO INSANITY.HEAVEN AND EARTH FIGHT IN VAIN AGAINST A CONCEITED DUNCE, H.J. HEINZ'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED.------ A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#160 - FRED WINTZER - 12/03/2014 - 17:55
ALLURING/SUBTLE/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---- I AM LOOKING AT LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "VENUS AND NYMPHS BATHING" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.----AS A REACTION TO THE RECENT WALL STREET GIVEAWAY, I THOUGHT I WOULD REVISIT A BLAST FROM THE PAST. ON JUNE 21, 2007 JIM (MAD MONEY) CRAMER TOLD THE CRAMEARICANS TO PURCHASE THE STOCK OF SEARS HOLDINGS (SHLD) BECAUSE EDDIE LAMPERT WAS ON HIS WAY TO BECOMING THE NEXT WARREN BUFFETT. TODAY(12/18/14), I AM TELLING YOU TO AVOID THE STOCK OF RESTAURANT BRAND INTERNATIONAL (QSR) BECAUSE WARREN BUFFETT IS ON HIS WAY TO BECOMING THE NEXT EDDIE LAMPERT. AS YOU MIGHT RECALL, THIS STORY BEGAN ON 9/2/10 WHEN 3G CAPITAL PURCHASED BURGER KING. FOLLOWING THE ACQUISITION THE BRAZILIAN NECROMANCER BERNARDO HEES GAVE BURGER KING A PORTUGUESE ENEMA (CLISTER GIGANTE). WE ARE NOW ENTERING A NEW FASE IN THE STORY---CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE EQUALLY AWFUL HAMBURGER/DONUT AMALGAMATION. THESE TWO COMPANIES FIT TOGETHER LIKE A FISH ON A BICYLE AND THIS TOAD WILL BE VERGING ON BANKRUPTCY WITHIN 5 YEARS. ------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#161 - FRED WINTZER - 12/18/2014 - 17:33
DAZZLING/ANGELIC/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN WORLD HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT PIERRE BONNARD'S PAINTING OF "SALOME" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS A GRAVE MENTAL DISEASE IN WHICH A MAN SEES THINGS MOST DECIDEDLY AS THEY ARE NOT. OR AS NINON DE LENCLOS(1620-1705) PUT IT--"A MAN IS GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN LOVING WOMEN AND UNDERSTANDING THEM."----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HE THAT HAS THE WORST CASE MAKES THE MOST NOISE. TODAY I WAS CHECKING SOME STOCK PRICES ON YAHOO FINANCE AND NOTICED THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN) WAS LAUNCHING SOME NEW BARBARIC ATTACKS ON HERBALIFE(HLF)--(1) BILL ACKMAN SAYS HERBALIFE WILL IMPLODE IN 2015 AND (2) ACKMAN SAYS FORMER HERBALIFE EMPLOYEES TURNING STATES EVIDENCE. A RECENT WSJ ARTICLE CAPTURES THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THIS BUFFONERY--"BILL ACKMAN'S TWO YEAR HERBALIFE BET BY THE NUMBERS." THE ABSURDITY OF ACKMAN'S ATTACK CAN BE SEEN BY COMPARING HERBALIFE'S GLASSDOOR SCORES WITH THOSE OF A COMPANY WHICH ACKMAN ADORES--BURGER KING. 78% OF HERBALIFE'S EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND THE COMPANY TO A FRIEND VERSUS ONLY 38% OF BURGER KING'S . OBVIOUSLY ACKMAN IS SHORTING THE WRONG STOCK(VERY FEW COMPANIES CAN SURVIVE A PORTUGUESE ENEMA). IF THIS COUNTRY EVER WANTS TO PUT AN END TO THIS SORT OF NONSENSE, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS REINSTATE THE UPTICK RULE. THE ONLY DOWNSIDE OF DOING THIS WOULD BE HOW TO KEEP FORMER CNBC VIEWERS OFF THE STREETS AT NIGHT.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#162 - FRED WINTZER - 12/22/2014 - 17:55
AWE-INSPIRING/GAUDY/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM---I AM LOOKING AT SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS PAINTING OF "VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE RECENT ISSUE OF "COSMOPOLITAN" HAS RETURNED TO GIVING WOMEN HORRIBLE ADVICE--"75 CRAZY HOT SEX MOVES HE'LL THINK ABOUT ALL YEAR LONG". AS NINON DE LENCLOS POINTED OUT 300 YEARS AGO "LOVE NEVER DIES OF STARVATION BUT OFTEN OF INDIGESTION". THE FOLLOWING POEM BY THAT FAMOUS ELIZABETHAN LOTHARIO ,SIR WALTER RALEIGH(1591-1618) ADDS WEGHT TO NINON'S SOUND ADVICE--"DESIRE ATTAINED IS NOT DESIRE,BUT AS THE CINDERS OF THE FIRE-AS SHIPS IN PORTS DESIRED ARE DROWNED,AS FRUIT ONCE RIPE,THEN FALLS TO GROUND." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: NEVER FORGET THAT EVERYTHING UNKNOWN IS TAKEN FOR THE MAGNIFICENT.-----RECENTLY ELIZABETH WARREN SUGGESTED THAT AMERICA NEEDS ANOTHER TEDDY ROOSEVELT TO DEAL WITH ITS ROGUE BANKSTER PROBLEM. I THINK AMERICA NEEDS ANOTHER HENRY I OF ENGLAND(THE LION OF JUSTICE--1100-1135AD). LIKE 21ST CENTURY, 12TH CENTURY ENGLAND HAD A ROGUE BANKSTER PROBLEM. THE COUNTRY'S MONEYERS WERE MAKING HUGE PROFITS PRODUCING UNDERWEIGHT COINS OF DEBASED FINENESS. THE "LION OF JUSTICE(HENRY) CALLED 150 OF THEM TO WINCHESTER. THEY WERE TRIED FOR FRAUD AND 94 WERE FOUND GUILTY. THE PUNISHMENT WAS THEIR RIGHT HANDS AND LEFT TESTICLES WERE CUT OFF. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU HAVE HEARD OF A ONE ARMED BANDIT. IN ENGLAND THERE IS AN OLD SAYING--"THE ONLY GOOD BANKSTER IS A ONE TESTICLED BANKSTER.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#163 - FRED WINTZER - 12/28/2014 - 19:58
TANTALIZING/CANNY/LASCIVIOUS KRISTE-----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM------I AM LOOKING AT LAWRENCE KOE'S PAINTING "VENUS AND TANNHAUSER" AND THINKING OF YOUR CULMINATING POSTERIOR. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I NEVER TIRE OF WATCHING YOUR MULTIFOLD/EXUBERANT ORGASMS. I RECENTLY GOOGLED UP HEGRE ART'S VIDEO "COUNTLESS ORGASM'S MASSAGE" AND SPENT AN HOUR THINKING ABOUT THE ADORABLE MAGIC BUTTON IN YOUR AMBROSIAL LUCIFER'S CRADLE.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IN THE 12/11/14 ISSUE OF "BUSINESS INSIDER" HIS FRAUDULENCY(LLOYD BLANKFEIN GOLDMAN SACHS) STATED THAT ,IN HIS OPINION, THE 21ST CENTURY "WILL BE THE CHINESE CENTURY." AT THE RATE THAT WALL STREET IS ENGAGING IN THE SENSELESS DECIMATION OF ICONIC AMERICAN COMPANIES, THE 21ST CENTURY MIGHT WITNESS AMERICA DROPPING FROM # 1 TO DEAD LAST. I AM AWARE OF FOUR GREAT OLD AMERICAN COMPANIES THAT ARE CURRENTLY BEING RUN INTO THE GROUND BY WALL STREET BARBARITIES---JC PENNEY--BAUSCH & LOMB---H.J. HEINZ---BURGER KING. AT THE RATE WALL STREET IS ASSAULTING CORPORATE AMERICA, THESE ANTHROPOID APES COULD DESTROY ALL OF THE S&P 500 COMPANIES WITHIN THE NEXT 85 YEARS. AS ABE LINCOLN PUT IT YEARS AGO "AMERICA WILL NEVER BE DESTROYED FROM THE OUTSIDE. IF WE FALTER AND LOSE OUR FREEDOMS,IT WILL BE BECAUSE WE DESTROYED OURSELVES." IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW WE GOT INTO THIS MESS, GOOGLE UP THE "MILTON FRIEDMAN CHOIR." UNCLE MILTIE WOULD HAVE VIOLENTLY DISAGREED WITH THE FOLLOWING GEORGE WASHINGTON SENTIMENT "LABOR TO KEEP ALIVE IN YOUR BREAST THAT LITTLE SPARK OF CELESTIAL FIRE, CALLED CONSCIENCE."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#164 - FRED WINTZER - 01/02/2015 - 18:43
ETHERAL/INGENIOUS/AMATIVE KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT JOSEPH HEINTZ'S PAINTING "RECLINING WOMAN" AND THINKING OF YOUR INDEFECTIBLE CHASSIS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DURING THE RENAISSANCE IN ITALY,AS WEALTH AND REFINEMENT ROSE--A DEMAND FOR EDUCATED COURTESANS WITH SOCIAL CHARM GREW ALSO(AS IN THE ATHENS OF SOPHOCLES)----SOME OF THESE CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS COULD DO MORE TRICKS WITH A WEALTHY MAN THAN A MONKEY COULD DO WITH A PEANUT.---ONE OF THE GREAT ONES WAS TULLIA D'ARAGONA(1510-1556----THIS IS HOW THE MANTUAN AMBASSADOR DESCRIBED HER--"SO MODEST IN BEHAVIOR,SO FASCINATING IN MANNER THAT WE CANNOT HELP CONSIDERING HER SOMETHING DIVINE."----IN MORETTO DA BRESCIA'S PAINTING OF THIS GORGEOUS SCOUNDREL SHE IS DECKED OUT IN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF LOOT.-----THERE IS A CHARM ABOUT THE ENIGMATICAL THAT MAKES IT UNSPEAKABLY DESIRABLE.----IF LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAD TO CONTEND WITH WOMEN OF THIS CALIBRE HE WOULD HOP ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER WITH ROARS OF JOY. FRIEDERICH NIETZCHE ONCE OBSERVED --"HE WHO WOULD LEARN TO FLY MUST FIRST LEARN TO STAND AND WALK AND RUN AND CLIMB AND DANCE;ONE CANNOT FLY INTO FLYING." GIVEN THE DAMAGE THAT "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE HAS INFLICTED ON THE BRAINS OF AMERICAN FEMALE CELEBRITIES, A GOOD BOOK TO GET THEIR MINDS MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION MIGHT BE "SIX LEGGED SEX--THE EROTIC LIFE OF BUGS"--BY JAMES WANYBERG.---THIS BOOK COVERS THE WHOLE RANGE OF INSECT COURTSHIP BEHAVIOR--SERENADING,PROFFERING GIFTS,DANCING---AS ACTING PRESIDENT OF SPCSMV I CONSIDER IT MY DUTY TO HELP GET THIS GUY DICAPRIO OFF THE STREETS(SAVE A SUPER MODEL VAGINA--PUT DICAPRIO ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER. -----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ON 1/2/15 CNBC FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "STEAK,STRIPPERS AND SWEET RIDES:WALL STREET'S BACK".---ON 1/4/15 "INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS" ENTITLED "MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS UNDERPERFORM PASSIVE FUNDS--CONTINUING LOSING STREAK." HOW THESE IDIOTS CONTINUE TO RAKE IN ALL THAT LOOT REMAINS ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF JUSTICE(THE INVISIBLE HAND ON LOCO-WEED)----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#165 - FRED WINTZER - 01/06/2015 - 18:44
RHYTHMIC/CURVACEOUS/GOATISH KRISTIE-----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAV LINGNER'S PAINTING "WATER NYMPH" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT FEMININE MODESTY IS BOUND UP IN MALE DESIRE.AS HAVELOCK ELLIS POINTED OUT "IT IS THE FORCE THAT AROUSES THE ARDOR OF THE MAN." MODESTY IS THE ART OF DRAWING ATTENTION TO WHATEVER YOU ARE BEING MODEST ABOUT. MODESTY DICTATES CONCEALMENT,CONCEALMENT STIMULATES CURIOSITY, AND CURIOSITY AUGMENTS DESIRE.------BEAUTIFUL ANDEL: THE CREDULOUS MIND REACHES ITS APEX IN THE SO CALLED SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS.THEY FALL FOR EACH AND EVERY CON ARTIST WHO SETS UP A BOOTH IN THE KINDERGARTEN. TODAY I NOTICED THE FOLLOWING ON YAHOO FINANCE--"VALEANT(VRX) SURGES HIGHER ON HIGHER PROFIT FORECAST,OUTLOOK FOR MORE DEALS". THIS PONZI SCHEME IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT OVER 100 TIMES EARNINGS VERSUS LESS THAN 20 TIMES FOR THE S&P 500. STUPID PEOPLE ADORE ANYTHING THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND AND THE ACCOUNTING OF ALL "SHOP TILL YOU DROP" COMPANIES IS UNBELIEVABLY COMPLICATED. THIS COMPANY MANUFACTURES 500 PRODUCTS AND EMPLOYS 17,000 PEOPLE TO PRODUCE,WHAREHOUSE,ACCOUNT FOR,AND SELL THEM. ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR ONLY 9% OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD RECOMMEND VALEANT TO A FRIEND(DOWN FROM 13% TWO MONTHS AGO). ON THIS SCORE VALEANT IS NOW ONE OF THE WORST COMPANIES TO WORK FOR IN AMERICA( 21% OF BOOKS A MILLION EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO A FRIEND). IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHERE THIS TOAD IS HEADING GOOGLE UP BERNARD EBBERS/WORLDCOM. AS BENJAMIN GRAHM ONCE SAID "WALL STREET LEARNS NOTHING AND FORGETS EVERYTHING".--- SPEAKING OF THE SLIMEHEADS ON WALL STREET, I READ THIS A COUPLE DAYS AGO "VALUEACT CAPITAL SEEKS BOARD SEATS AT MSCI". ACCORDING TO SWAMI JEFFREY URBEN(ACTIVIST HEDGE FUND MANAGER) THE COMPANY DOESN'T HAVE ITS HOUSE IN ORDER AND PROFITS ARE BEING OBSCURED BY A NUMBER OF MANAGEMENT BLUNDERS. IN OTHER WORDS, MSCI NEEDS A PORTUGUESE ENIMA SIMILAR TO THE ENIMA VALEANT GAVE TO BAUSCH AND LOMB(GLASSDOOR--"NOW THAT VALEANT HAS TAKEN OVER,EVERYTHING HAS GONE DOWN THE TUBES.BAUSCH & LOMB WAS INNOVATIVE,FORWARD LOOKING, AND VALUED QUALITY PEOPLE. UNDER VALEANT IT HAS FIRED ALL SUPPORT AND INNOVATIVE PERSONNEL AND HOPES THE FEW LEFT CAN KEEP THE LIGHTS ON LONG ENOUGH TO SUCK THE PRODUCTS DRY".)------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM SURE THAT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE ASKING YOURSELF--"WHAT WOULD EDMUND BURKE THINK OF WALL STREET UNDER REAGENOMICS." TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION GOOGLE UP -"THE RULE OF LAW AGAINST THE RULE OF GREED: EDMUND BURKE AGAINST THE EAST INDIA COMPANY." THE QUESTO THAT KEEPS POPPING UP IN MY MIND IS "WHAT ARE THE SO-CALLED CONSERVATIVES TRYING TO CONSERVE."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR BEATIFIC CLITORIS.
#166 - FRED WINTZER - 01/09/2015 - 20:04
RESPLENDENT ISHTAR(KRISTIE): I AM LOOKING AT JENO PAIZS GOEBEL'S PAINTING "PAINTER MODEL VENUS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR HEAVENLY VELVET PURSE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I READ IN TODAYS HUFF POST THAT REPRESENTATIVE CHRIS VAN HOLLEN IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE A 0.1 PERCENT TAX ON FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS. THIS IS A SENSATIONAL IDEA AND THE BIGGEST BENEFICIARIES OF THIS TAX WOULD BE LLOYD BLAKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS. WARREN BUFFETT(BEFORE GOLDMAN SACHS DESTROYED HIS BRAIN) INTRODUCED SIR ISSAC NEWTON'S 4TH LAW OF MOTION--"FOR INVESTORS RETURNS DECREASE AS MOTION INCREASES." THIS TAX WOULD FORCE GOLDMAN'S SUCKERS(CUSTOMERS) TO THINK TWICE BEFORE RESPONDING TO A GOLDMAN BOOB SQUEEZER. THIS MEANS YOUR 401K WOULD PERFORM BETTER IN THE FUTURE.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM SURE YOU COULD GIVE UP SHOPPING, BUT I KNOW YOUR NOT A QUITTER. SINCE SHOPPING WITH YOUR HUSBAND IS LIKE HUNTING WITH THE GAME WARDEN, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU A SENSATIONAL INVESTMENT IDEA. BUY APPLE STOCK TODAY AND I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL AT LEAST TRIPLE YOUR MONEY OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS. OVER THIS PERIOD THE COMPANY'S EARNINGS WILL AT LEAST DOUBLE AND ITS RELATIVE PRICE EARNING RATIO WILL INCREASE AT LEAST 50%. AS BENJAMIN GRAHM PUT IT "IN THE SHORT TERM THE MARKET IS A VOTING MACHINE.IN THE LONG TERM IT IS A WEIGHING MACHINE." ACCORDING TO "INTERBRAND " APPLE IS NOW THE WORLD'S #1 BRAND(PASSED COCA COLA IN 2013). ON JANUARY 27 2015 THE COMPANY WILL REPORT IT'S CHRISTMAS QUARTER WHICH WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE CONSENSUS ESTIMATES(SALES UP 15% --EARNINGS UP23%). FOLLOWING THIS QUARTER THE COMPANY SHOULD GENERATE 3 YEARS OF ABOVE EXPECTATION RESULTS. IF COCA COLA AND PROCTER AND GAMBLE ARE WORTH 24-25 TIMES EARNINGS APPLE IS WORTH AT LEAST THAT MUCH. BUY THE STOCK BEFORE 1/27/15-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS. HERES WISHING YOU AT LEAST 35,000 ORGASMS IN 2015.
#167 - FRED WINTZER - 01/12/2015 - 18:13
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE GORGEOUS MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT JOHN MACALLAN SWAN'S PAINTING "THE SIRENS" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I AM SURE YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE RECENT DECLINE(5%) IN APPLE COMPUTERS" STOCK. DO NOT FRET; FOR AS CICERO POINTED OUT 2,000 YEARS AGO "NOTHING IS MORE FICKLE THAN THE MOB--NOTHING IS MORE HIDDEN THAN THE INTENTIONS OF MEN".----TODAY ON CNBC, DR PROF. KEVIN LEARY STATED THAT THE REASON APPLE WAS SO CHEAP WAS THAT SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE BECOMING CONCERNED THAT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS ARE BECOMING COMMODITIES AND THAT APPLE IS FACING INCREASED COMPETITION FROM COMPANIES LIKE XIAOMI. APPARENTLY SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS SLEPT THROUGH THE MARKETING REVOLUTION THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE WESTERN WORLD STARTING IN THE YEAR 1900. ACCORDING INTERBRAND(WORLD'S LEADING BRAND MANAGEMENT CONSULTING FIRM) APPLE IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE GLOBAL BRAND. HERE ARE THE 2014 SCORES #1 APPLE UP 21%---#2 GOOGLE UP 15% --#3 COCA COLA UP 3% #5 MICROSOFT UP 3% AND #7 SAMSUNG UP 15%.----THE PURPOSE OF A BUSINESS IS TO CREATE AND KEEP CUSTOMERS. A BRAND FOR A COMPANY IS LIKE A REPUTATION FOR A PERSON(BUILT OVER YEARS OF HARD WORK).BRANDING IS THE CREATION OF A PERCEPTION IN THE MINDS OF CONSUMERS THAT TAKES YEARS OF HARD WORK TO BUILD. BRANDS PLAY IN AN EXCITING SANDBOX OF SYMBOLIC MEANING WHICH WAS BEST CAPTURED BY JACK TROUT("POSITIONING") WHEN HE SAID "IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHAT IS AN "M&M" AND I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF APPLE SHAREHOLDERS SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT XIAOMI, COCA COLA SHAREHOLDERS SHOULD BE HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT "STARS AND STRIPES COLA". WALL STREET REMAINS A PLACE INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES. APPLE IS ABOUT TO REPORT A QUARTER WHICH WILL COME IN WAY ABOVE THE ESTIMATES---THE ANAL-ISTS HAVE BARELY RAISED THE ESTIMATES DURING THE PAST NINETY DAYS WHICH SEEMS VERY FISHY TO ME. AS THE QUARTER UNFOLDED IT SHOULD HAVE BECOME OBVIOUS TO EVEN THE DUMBEST OF THEM THAT THE COMPANY WAS HAVING A SENSATIONAL QUARTER. REMEMBER THAT WALL STREET IS A GIGANTIC CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY WAGING A WAR ON YOUR 401K.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE LITTLE VARMINT.

#168 - FRED WINTZER - 01/16/2015 - 18:55
STUNNING/DISCERNING/SATYRIC KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT WILHELM KRAY'S PAINTING "LORELEI" AND THINKING OF YOUR PARADISIAC LOVE APPLES---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FEBRUARY ISSUE OF "COSMOPOLITAN" HAS AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "GUYS CONFESS THEIR RELATIONSHIP SECRETS"----LET ME SHARE WITH YOU ONE OF THE THINGS GUYS TALKED ABOUT WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER--THE 1950'S------I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF THE 1973 ENDANGERED SPECIES ACT----THERE IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THAT GETS VERY LITTLE PRESS---NAMELY EPIDIDYMAL HYPERTENSION(LOVERS NUTS/BLUE BALLS)---THIS IS A CONDITION CAUSED BY PROLONGED AND UNSATISFIED SEXUAL AROUSAL IN THE HUMAN MALE AND DURING THE 1950'S EVERY TEENAGE BOY IN AMERICA WAS SUFFERING FROM AND COMPLAINING ABOUT IT---GOOGLE UP "LOVER'S BALLS? TESTICLES FORUM--eHEALTH" AND READ BIG BEN'S MAY 5TH 2005 COMMENT("IT HURTS SO MUCH")----IN THE 1950'S THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR LOVERS NUTS WAS THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER---GORGEOUS APHRODITE:WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET DI CAPRIO OFF THE STREETS----EVER SINCE THE NOVEMBER ELECTION WE HAVE ALL BEEN READING STUFF LIKE THIS---"WITH WALL STREET HOLDING THE STRINGS --REPUBLICAN CONTROLLED CONGRESS MOVES TO DEREGULATE BIG BANKS"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT IT IS THAT THE CONSERVATIVES ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE---THEY ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE THE 7 DEADLY SINS (WRATH-GREED-SLOTH-PRIDE-LUST-ENYY-GLUTTONY) ---HERE IS A RECENT QUOTE FROM JP MORGAN DERIVATIVES TRADER--THE NEW YORK TUNA--"WORKING ON WALL STREET WITHOUT COCAINE,HOOKERS AND EXOTIC CARS IS LIKE BEING A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN"--A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#169 - FRED WINTZER - 01/21/2015 - 18:43
SUMPTUOUS/EFFULGENT/WANTON KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT PIERRE AUGUST RENOIR'S PAINTING "THE BATHER" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IT IS DIFFICULTY THAT MAKES MEN PRIZE THINGS. FLIRT WITH HIM ENOUGH TO SHOW YOUR INTEREST;BUT TEASE HIM ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM CHASE YOU. LOVE IS STRONGEST IN PURSUIT. TOO EASY TO GET= JUST AS EASY TO FORGET.--"THOU AND I ARE TO WISE TO WOO PEACEABLY."--SHAKESPEARE-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS NOW WORK ON WALL STREET. AS I PREDICTED ,APPLE COMPUTER REPORTED A QUARTER WELL ABOVE THE ESTIMATES AND WALL STREET MADE A FORTUNE MANIPULATING THE STOCK. ON JANUARY 27 THE STOCK DECLINED 3.5% ON HUGE VOLUME(1.9 TIMES AVERAGE). THEN ON JANUARY 28(AFTER APPLE REPORTED SENSATIONAL RESULTS) THE STOCK ROSE 5.6% ON EVEN HIGHER VOLUME.--EARN WHILE YOU CHURN.--PRECEDING APPLE'S ANNOUNCEMENT, SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS WERE BOMBARDED BY NONESENSE LIKE THIS --1/23/15--"JP MORGAN WONDERS IF THE APPLE WATCH HAS A BATTERY PROBLEM."----AS THE 1/29/15 SHAKE SHACK IPO INDICATES THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS CONTINUE TO INTENTIONALLY UNDERPRICE IPO'S ENABLING FAVORED HEDGE FUNDS TO DOUBLE THEIR MONEY IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: OVER 100 YEARS AGO FRIEDRICH NIETZCHE OBSERVED "THERE IS MORE WISDOM IN YOUR BODY THAN IN YOUR DEEPEST PHILOSOPHY." GOOGLE UP AND WATCH THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTARY--"SECRETS OF COCKROACHES--SEPT.24,2014" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THERE IS MORE WISDOM IN A COCKROACH'S BODY THAN IN MARVIN MINSKY'S(MIT AI LAB) DEEPEST PHILOSOPHY.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#170 - FRED WINTZER - 02/01/2015 - 19:38
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I RECENTLY READ THAT ROUMMELL ASSET MANAGEMENT SOLD IT'S POSITION IN APPLE COMPUTER BECAUSE JIM ROUMMELL BELIEVES THAT APPLE IS A HARDWARE COMPANY AND IS FULLY PRICED AT 11-12 TIMES EARNINGS PLUS CASH.-----ROUMMELL IS DEAD WRONG----APPLE IS A CONSUMER GOODS/SERVICES COMPANY AND STEVE JOBS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST MARKETERS OF ALL TIME AS ATTESTED BY THE FACT THAT APPLE IS NOW THE #1 GLOBAL BRAND(INTERBRAND)----THREE DAYS AGO IT WAS REVEALED THAT APPLE IS NOW CHINA'S TOP LUXURY BRAND--BEATING OUT CARTIER,HERMES ETC.(HURUN RESEARCH)---APPLE'S STOCK SHOULD BE EVALUATED WITH OTHER GREAT MARKETING COMPANIES LIKE NIKE--COCA COLA--PROCTER AND GAMBLE AND ON THE BASIS OF PRICE EARNINGS TO GROWTH---ON THIS BASIS THE STOCK IS STILL A STEAL---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A BRAND NAME IS NOT A PRODUCT IT IS AN IDEA--A MEANING.IF YOUR BUSINESS IS NOT A BRAND;IT IS A COMMODITY. A PRODUCT CAN BE OUTDATED--A SUCCESSFUL BRAND IS TIMELESS. WHEN PEOPLE BELIEVE THEY SHARE VALUES WITH A COMPANY THEY STAY LOYAL TO THE BRAND.---APPLE'S STOCK WILL AT LEAST TRIPLE IN THE NEXT 3 YEARS AND YOUR PORTFOLIO WILL OUTPERFORM ALL HEDGE FUNDS(INCLUDING CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS)----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#171 - FRED WINTZER - 02/05/2015 - 13:47
ENTHRALLING/EFFUSIVE/RIBALD KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS BAWDY PLANET---I AM LOOKING A T GASTON BASSIERRE\'S PAINTING OF \"SALOME\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WHATEVER DECEIVES MEN SEEMS TO PRODUCE A MAGICAL ENCHANTMENT. WE NEED THE TOXIN OF WILDNESS--THE MYSTERIOUS--THE UNEXPLAINABLE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: BEFORE GOLDMAN SACHS DESTROYED HIS BRAIN, WARREN BUFFETT MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION--\"WHEN YOU COMBINE IGNORANCE AND LEVERAGE YOU GET SOME PRETTY INTERESTING RESULTS\".----HOW RIGHT HE \"WAS\"----WHEN A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR BRAZILIAN GLOBAL INVESTMENT FIRM ACQUIRES A COMPANY WITH BORROWED MONEY THE WORST IS NOT ALWAYS CERTAIN BUT IT IS VERY LIKELY----\"THERE IS NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN IGNORANCE IN ACTION\"--GOETHE-----FOR THESE REASONS I CONTINUE TO MARVEL AT THE ADVENTURES OF THE BRAZILIAN NECROMANCER BERNARDO HEES(HJ HEINZ CEO)---I AM NOW CERTAIN THAT THIS CLOWN IS IN THE PROCESS OF DESTROYING AN AMERICAN ICON.---WHAT FOLLOWS ARE THE FIRST FOUR 2015 GLASSDOOR HEINZ REVIEWS --(1) 10 1/20/15---FORMER GREAT COMPANY---GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN (2) 1/23/15----JUST A SHAME---MORAL IS LOWER THAN ANYWHERE I HAVE WORKED (3) 1/26/15---WHEN BERNARDO SAID \"THIS IS HEINZ--WE CRAZY\" HE WAS LITERALLY NOT KIDDING. THE MOST INSANE CULTURE..EVER--(4) 1/28/15--\"RUNAWAY\" MANAGEMENT IS HORRIBLE AT ALL LEVELS.--HJ HEINZ IS NOW TIED WITH BOOKS-A-MILLION FOR 24/7 WALL STREET\'S WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR----AS SAM WALTON OF WALMART ONCE SAID \"THERE IS ONLY ONE BOSS--THE CUSTOMER.THE WAY MANAGEMENT YREATS ASSOCIATES IS EXACTLY HOE ASSOCIATES TREAT CUSTOMERS\"---CONTRARY TO JORGE PAULO LEMANN\'S BELIEF, THERE WAS MORE TO WALMART\'S SUCESS THAN COST CUTTING. ---I RECENTLY NOTICED THE FOLLOWING NEW \"UNILEVER\" ITEM IN MY LOCAL SUPERMARKET--\"HELLMANN\'S MAYONAISE WITH OLIVE OIL\" AND ON THE BACK READ\"WE ARE ON A MISSION TO USE 100% CAGE FREE EGGS IN EVERYTHING WE MAKE\"---THIS IS THE RESULT OF R&D, PARTICULARLY ORGANIC CHEMISTRY. I WOULD BE INTERESTED TO FIND OUT WHAT BERNARDO HEES THINKS ABOUT ORGANIC CHEMISTRY AND WHAT HE HAS DONE TO HEINZ\'S R&D.----WHEN 3G GETS THROUGH WITH THIS COMPANY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY HEINZ KETCUP AT DOLLAR TREE .----SINCE WARREN BUFFETT WAS KIND ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE US TO HIS FAVORITE BOOK \"DREAM BIG\" BY CORREA; I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE WARREN TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEOS--\"CRASH COURSE CHEMISTRY--LECTURE 40-46(ORGANIC CHEMISTRY)---UNFORTUNATELY --WARREN-- THERE IS LOTS OF TECHNOLOGY IN ALMOST EVERYTHING WE BUY---YOU CAN\'T GET AWAY FROM IT(EVEN KETCHUP)----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT DURING THE NEXT 85 YEARS THE ASSHOLES ON WALL STREET WILL DRIVE THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND AND THAT PREET BHARRA\'S GRAND CHILDREN WILL WISH HE NEVER LEFT FIROZPAR PUNJAB INDIA----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#172 - FRED WINTZER - 02/07/2015 - 19:13
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I HAVE YOUR PUSSY ON MY MIND SO I THOUGHT I WOULD ANNOY YOU WITH THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION.---THROUGH MUCH OF 2013 AND EARLY 2014 IT WAS FASHIONABLE AMONG WALL STREET ANAL-ISTS TO REFER TO APPLE COMPUTER AS A DEAD COMPANY WALKING. TODAY I NOTICED THAT THE WIZARD OF OOZE POCKETED A LITTLE FUNNY MONEY IN THE FOLLOWING WAY---JP MORGAN ANAL-IST RYAN BRINKMAN AND TEAM-- "TESLA(TSLA): TIME TO THROW IN THE TOWEL?" ---THIS DOWNGRADE RESULTED IN A 5% DROP IN THE STOCK PRICE ON HUGE VOLUME. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN 6 MONTHS THAT DR. PROF. BRINKMAN HAS THUMPED THIS STOCK(SEPT 22). THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT TESLA IS THAT MIT AND OTHER HIGH TECH GURUS THINK HIGHLY OF IT. ALSO, ANYTHING THAT JP MORGAN AND JUM CRAMER ARE DUMPING ON IS WORTH INVESTIGATING--THESE TWO ARE USUALLY WRONG---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#173 - FRED WINTZER - 02/12/2015 - 19:41
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS-----TODAY I PICKED UP THE MARCH ISSUE OF "MAXIM" AND NOTICED THE FOLLOWING COVER PAGE ARTICLE "COME CLOSE--THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD--CANDICE SWANEPOEL".---IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE BONEHEADS AT "MAXIM" HAVE NEVER WATCHED MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO "18 AND WET". SHAME ON THEM!----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#174 - FRED WINTZER - 02/19/2015 - 12:57
OPULENT/PRODIGAL/ORGIASTIC KRISTIE---THE GORGEOUS SCALAWAG WHO TRANSFORMED AN ORANGUTAN INTO A STRADIVARIUS----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM BOUGEREAU'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS AND SAPOROUS LUCIFER'S CRADLE---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I ONCE TOLD YOU IF I NEEDED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT I WOULD WANT THE BRAIN OF A "FORBES" REPORTER. I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. I THINK I WOULD PRFER THE BRAIN OF A REPORTER FROM THE "ECONOMIST". THE FEB. 7-13TH ISSUE I THIS MAGAZINE FEATURED THE FOLLOWING STORY "CAPITALISM'S UNLIKELY HEROES" WHICH PREDICTED THAT ACTIVISTS INVESTORS WILL CHANGE AMERICAN CAPITALISM FOR THE BETTER. COMING 27 YEARS AFTER OLIVER STONE'S GREAT MOVIE "WALL STREET" THIS ARTICLE CONFIRMS THAT OLD LONDINIUM SAYING "HE HAD BEEN KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A MULE WHEN YOUNG AND BELIEVED EVERYTHING HE READ IN THE 'ECONOMIST'"---ON FEBRUARY 17TH CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS WARNED US WHAT IS IN STORE FOR AMERICAN CAPITALISM--"BILL ACKMAN THINKS VALEANT IS 'INCREDIBLY DISCIPLINED' AND SAYS HE'D OWN MCDONALDS IF 3G CAPITAL WAS IN CHARGE"---SPEAKING OF VALEANT,THAT SHOP TILL YOU DROP ROPE-A-DOPE IS STILL MAKING ACQUISITIONS AND PULLING IN MORE SUCKERS. AS THEY SAY AT BAUSCH&LOMB GLASSDOOR "SO SAD---THE TURNOVER IS CRAZY".----THIS TOAD IS FALLING APART INTERNALLY AND WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN 3-5 YEARS. SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR THE POOR PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR SALIX(SLXP).----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: DURING THE PAST 20 YEARS THEREE HAS BEEN AN EXPLOSION IN THE DEMAND FOR RARE EARTH METALS(LANTHANIDES--ELEMENTS 57-71). FINALLY THERE IS AN EXCELLENT POPULAR SCIENCE BOOK ON THE SUBJECT--"RARE" BY KEITH VERONESE. THIS BOOK HAS NOT BEEN REVIEWED BY MANY AND DESERVES BETTER. TO GRASP THE IMPORTANCE OF IT'S SUBJECT GOOGLE UP UNIVERSITY OF NOTTINGHAM PERIODIC TABLE VIDEOS AND WATCH THE FOLLOWING ELEMENTS IR/77 AND TA/73.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#175 - FRED WINTZER - 02/23/2015 - 19:20
PRECIOUS/CONSUMMATE/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE---THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM---I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM WATERHOUSE'S PAINTING "CIRCE" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THAT OLD SONG "BEWITCHED,BOTHERED,AND BEWILDERED"---TO FALL IN LOVE MEN NEED THE TONIC OF WILDNESS,THE MYSTERIOUS,THE UNSURVEYED,THE UNFATHOMED.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: BACK IN 11/13/12 WHEN CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS APPEARED ON CNBC TO DEFEND HIS INVESTMENT IN JC PENNEY("ACKMAN WON'T GIVE UP ON J.C. PENEY YET") I TOLD YOU THAT I THOUGHT HE HAD TURNED PENNEY INTO HUMPTY DUMPTY.TODAY THE COMPANY REPORTED ANOTHER DISMAL QUARTER AND THE STOCK FELL ALMOST 6%. TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPANY'S PROBLEM GOOGLE UP A 5/2/13 ARTICLE IN "ADVERTISING AGE" ENTITLED "JC PENNEY SAYS IT'S LISTENING--BRINGS BACK ST. JOHN'S BAY". IN THE ARTICLE PENNEY APOLOGIZES TO IT'S FEMALE CUSTOMERS AND ADMITS THAT ST JOHN'S BAY EMERGED AS TOPS IN A POLL OF FEMALE CUSTOMERS.UNFORTUNATELY RON JOHNSON FIRED THE THOUSANDS OF EMPLOYEES RESPONSIBLE FOR CREATING THESE GARMENTS. IN HIS BEST SELLING BOOK "THE OUTLIERS" MALCOLM GLADWELL INTRODUCED THE 10,000 HOUR RULE; WHCH STATES IT TAKES UP TO 60 MONTHS(5 YEARS) TO MASTER A PROFESSION. THIS EXPLAINS WHY PENNEY IS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE BRINGING BACK ST JOHN'S BAY. WHILE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS WAS STUDYING TRASH LIKE CORPORATE FINANCIAL ENGINEERING AT THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL;PENNEY'S FORMER EMPLOYEES WERE STUDYING THINGS LIKE CONSUMER MOTIVATION IN FASHION AT THE FASHION INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY-----I AM AFRAID PENNEY WONT BE ABLE TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE DONE BY CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IN THE TIME ALLOWED BY TODAY'S INVESTORS-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TOYOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#176 - FRED WINTZER - 02/27/2015 - 19:08
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTHWATERING CLITORIS: I HAVE YOUR PUSSY ON MY BRAIN SO I THOUGHT I WOULD ANNOY YOU-----CNBC IS A DEVICE FOR MAKING THE IGNORANT MORE IGNORANT AND THE CRAZY CRAZIER---TODAY THEY HAD A SEGMENT ENTITLED "APPLE WATCH FLOP IN WAITING" FEATURING PAUL HICKEY OF THE ACCLAIMED SEEKING ALPHA BLOG "BESPOKE INVESTMENTS". HICKEY CLAIMED HIS FIRM HAS DONE CONSUMER RESEARCH WHICH SHOWS THAT INTEREST IN APPLE WATCH IS FALLING. GOOGLE UP APPLE WATCH AND YOU WILL FIND THAT 555MILLION PEOPLE HAVE VISITED THIS SITE IN THE PAST .27 SECONDS VERSUS 417 MILLION FOR ALL TOYOTA CARS--240 MILLION FOR CBS AND 214 MILLION FOR FOX NEWS------ALL THE FRAUDS ON WALL STREET NOW CLAIM THEY DO CONSUMER RESEARCH AND NONE OF THEM DO ANYTHING OF THE SORT-----GALLUP HAS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM BESPOKE INVESTMENTS----ACCORDING TO A REAL RESEARCH FIRM(INTERBRAND) APPLE IS THE GLOBE'S # 1 BRAND AND THEREFORE THE ODDS FAVOR A SUCCESSFUL INTRODUCTION OF THE WATCH-----THE STOCK REMAINS UNDERPRICED AND SHOULD BE ACCUMULATED---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#177 - FRED WINTZER - 03/04/2015 - 19:19
WINSOME/RAPTUROUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS RIBALD MICROCOSM----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BAPTISTE MARIE HUET'S PAINTING "VENUS SLEEPING ON A BED" AND THINKING OF YOUR IRREPROACHABLE POSTERIOR----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE TWO MOST POWERFUL COMBATANTS ARE TIME AND PATIENCE. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT. WHEN EVALUATING INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES THERE ARE TWO WORLDS WHICH MUST BE KEPT IN MIND (1) THE REAL WORLD AND (2) THE WORLD BETWEEN THE EARS OF THE NINCOMPOOPS IN THE KINDERGARTEN. I CONTINUE TO MONITOR VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS AND EXPECT EVENTUALLY TO MAKE A FORTUNE SHORTING THIS TOAD. THE TWO WORLDS ARE ALREADY WELL DEFINED: (1) THE REAL WORLD: GLASSDOOR 3/2/15--"VALEANT IS A MEAT GRINDER.MIKE PEARSON IS A MEGLOMANIAC. VALEANT'S SCORCHED EARTH APPROACH TO ACQUISITIONS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE. (2) THE NINCOMPOOPS: JIM CRAMER 2/23-24/15--VALEANT:THIS IS AN AMAZING PHARMACEUTICAL FIRM.INVESTORS SHOULD BUY VALEANT. THIS FRAUDULENT COMPANY BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF SCOTT SULLIVAN CFO OF WORLDCOM 1994-2002. IN 1998 SULLIVAN WAS GIVEN CFO MAGAZINE'S TOP AWARD AND IN 2004 HE WAS CONVICTED OF ACCOUNTING FRAUD AND SHIPPED OFF TO THE SLAMMER. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: PATIENCE IS THE COMPANION OF WISDOM. WHEN THE WATER HITS THE UPPER DECK WE ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THE RATS. ----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#178 - FRED WINTZER - 03/05/2015 - 17:42
GORGEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASMS----I READ TODAY IN YAHOO FINANCE THE FOLLOWING--"JAMIE DIMON AND WARREN BUFFETT'S SECRET PARTY". APPARENTLY UNCLE CORNPONE WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT A SECRET JP MORGAN SUMMIT FOR 150 BIG FROGS INCLUDING SUCH AMBIDEXTROUS RASCALS AS STEVE SCHWARZMAN AND DAN LOEB. ---THIS GOT ME THINKING THAT SOMEONE SHOULD SEND UNCLE CORNPONE A COPY OF JACK WELCH'S 2/23/15 ESSAY ENTITLED "DO YOU HAVE A JERK PROBLEM?" IN THIS ESSAY WELCH DESCRIBES THE MOST DANGEROUS TYPE OF EMPLOYEE=="THE ONE WHO DELIVERS THE NUMBERS BUT DOESN'T LIVE THE BEHAVIOR.THESE HIGH PERFORMERS CAN BE MEAN,SECRETIVE OR ARROGANT.THEY KISS UP AND KICK DOWN." IF YOU READ THE GLASSDOOR REVIEWS FOR HJ HEINZ THIS IS A PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THE BRAZILIAN NECROMANCER--BERNARDO HEES--"ALL COMPANY COMMUNICATION IS ABOUT COST CUTTING UNDER THE GUISE OF GROWING THE BUSINESS…CUSTOMERS MOVING AWAY FROM BRAND BECAUSE OF PRICE INCREASES."----- THIS IS THE EXACT PATTERN DESCRIBED IN JOSH KOSMAN'S EXCELLENT 2009 BOOK "THE BUYOUT OF AMERICA". AS I POINTED OUT IN THE PAST, HJ HEINZ HAS REPLACED BOOKS-A MILLION AS THE WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR.-----UNCLE CORPONE HAD BETTER GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#179 - FRED WINTZER - 03/07/2015 - 19:52
STUNNING/OMINOUS/SATYRIC KRISTIE---THE WORLD\'S PREEMINENT PRIMIATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT MARINAS VAN REYMERSWACLE\'S PAINTING \"THE MONEYCHANGER AND HIS WIFE\" AND THINKING OF REAGANOMICS AND YOUR EXQUISITE PREHENSILE HANDS---- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE ANAL-ISTS ARE BETTING AGAINST THE APPLE WATCH--3/10/15 YAHOO FINANCE--\"APPLE\'S $10,000 GOLD WATCH FAILS TO IMPRESS INVESTORS\"--THE STOCK HAS DROPPED 5 POINTS(4%) IN 2DAYS------ONCE AGAIN I THINK THEY ARE WRONG-----SINCE APPLE\'S PRESENTATION THE VISITS TO APPLE WATCH(GOOGLE) HAVE RISEN FROM 555MILLION TO 612MILLION(UP 1O%)----THIS REPRESENTS APPLE\'S FIRST FORAY INTO THE $1 TRILLION GLOBAL LUXURY MARKET---THIS MARKET WAS BEST EXPLAINED BY ADAM SMITH(WEALTH OF NATIONS}---\"WITH THE GREATER PART OF RICH PEOPLE,THE CHIEF ENJOYMENT OF RICHES CONSISTS IN THE PARADE OF RICHES,WHICH IN THEIR EYE IS NEVER SO COMPLETE AS WHEN THEY APPEAR TO POSSESS THOSE MARKS OF OPULENCE WHICH NOBODY CAN POSSESS BUT THEMSELVES\"----IF YOU GOOGLE UP APPLE WATCH $10,000 YOU WILL FIND 15.9 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE VISITED THAT SITE IN THE LESS 40 SECONDS----CHINA IS THE #1 MARKET FOR LUXURY WATCHES AND ACCORDING TO HURAN RESEARCH APPLE NOW RANKS AS CHINA\'S MOST COVETED LUXURY BRAND---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: AS YOU KNOW BETTER THAN MOST--\"HARES ARE CAUGHT WITH HOUNDS,FOOLS WITH PRAISE AND WOMEN WITH GOLD\" OR AS OSCAR WILDE ONCE SAID \"LET ME BE SURROUNDED BY LUXURY,I CAN DO WITHOUT NECESSITIES.\" IF JOHN MCCAIN CAN OWN 8 HOUSES; I SEE NO REASON WHY HE COULDN\'T OWN EIGHT $10,000 WATCHES. THE NEXT TIME HE RUNS FOR OFFICE YOU WILL READ THE FOLLOWING IN THE N.Y. TIMES --\"MCCAIN CAN\'T RECALL NUMBER OF $10,000 WATCHES HE OWNS.\"---WITH OR WITHOUT THE WATCH APPLE\'S STOCK IS WAY UNDERVALUED AND I AM WILLING TO BET THAT FOLLOWING APRIL 24TH MOST ANAL-ISTS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THE AMAZING NUMBERS GENERATED BY THIS FRIVOLOUS PRODUCT. AS ARISTOPHANES SAID 2,500 YEARS AGO \"WEALTH--THE MOST EXCELLENT OF GODS.\"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#180 - FRED WINTZER - 03/11/2015 - 20:02
GORGEOUS APHRODITE: TODAY THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ENTERED NEW GROUND. THIS EPISODE HAS BEEN LABELED "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE BIG BAD BATTLE WITH THE NASTY NOSTRIL NUGGETS(THE FBI). HERBALIFE'S STOCK JUMPED UP OVER 12% ON NEWS THAT BILL ACKMAN CONFIRMED THAT THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING A CONTRACTOR HE HIRED TO ATTACK HERBALIFE. THIS IS REAGANOMICS AT IT'S BEST OR AS THEY SAY IN YUGOSLAVIA--"NINE GAMBLERS COULDN'T FEED A SINGLE ROOSTER". ON MAY 2,2015 ABOUT 40,000 OF THESE AVARICIOUS SPECULATORS WILL DESCEND ON OMAHA NEBRASKA(UNCLE CORPONE'S ANNUAL GAMBLERS HOEDOWN).FOLLOWING THE MEETING WE SHOULD LOAD ALL THESE CLOWNS INTO WASTE MANAGEMENT GARBAGE TRUCKS AND DUMP THEM INTO THE OMAHA INCINERATOR.----RIGHT NOW I AM LOOKING AT GIOVANNI PELLEGRINI'S PAINTING "VENUS SLEEPING IN A LANDSCAPE WITH TWO DOVES" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS.
#181 - FRED WINTZER - 03/13/2015 - 13:40
DEVASTATING/GUILEFUL/CARNAL KRISTIE-----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD ARMITAGE\'S PAINTING \"THE SIREN\" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY WHEN YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: BETWEEN NOW AND THE END OF APRIL, WALL STREET WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THE NEW APPLE SMART WATCH. TODAY WE WERE INTRODUCED TO NEW REUTERS POLL WHICH INDICATED THAT 69% OF AMERICANS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BUYING THE GADGET(WHICH LEAVES 31% WHO MIGHT). THE ANAL-IST ESTIMATES FOR FULL YEAR 2015 SALES RANGE FROM 10 MILLION WATCHES TO 31 MILLION. MANY OF THE TECNOWEENIES ARE EVALUATING THIS MARKET USING BOOLEAN LOGIC---IN OTHER WORDS THE WATCH IS \"INCREDIBLY UN-NESSSARY\".THIS OF COURSE HOLDS TRUE FOR ALL WATCHES AND YET THE MARKET FOR LUXURY WATCHES HAS DOUBLED IN THE LAST 10 YEARS. AS DONATELLA VERSACE ONCE SAID \"FASHION IS ABOUT DREAMING AND MAKING OTHER PEOPLE DREAM.\" IT IS ABOUT EXTRAVAGANCE. IT IS ABOUT FUN AND BEING PLAYFUL. OBVIOUSLY FASHION IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLD FROM BOOLEAN LOGIC.COMPUTERS ARE GETTING SMARTER ALL THE TIME AND SCIENTISTS TELL US THEY WILL SOON BE ABLE TO TALK TO US WHICH IS SOMETHING COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO DO.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I WILL NOW MAKE A PROJECTION THAT APPLE SELLS MORE THAN 50 MILLION WATCHES DURING THE 12 MONTHS FOLLOWING INTRODUCTION AND GENERATES RETAIL WATCH SALES OF $30-$35 BILLION. THE TOTAL POTENTIAL MARKET FOR THE SPORT WATCH($349-$399) IS THE UPPER HALF OF THE GLOBAL MIDDLE CLASS(50% OF 1.8 BILLION PEOPLE). THE GLOBAL MIDDLE CLASS IS BROKEN DOWN AS FOLLOWS (1) 36.9% EUROPE (2) 29.2% ASIA AND (3) 18.8% NORTH AMERICA, TO SELL 50 MILLION WATCHES APPLE ONLY NEEDS 5.5% OF THE TARGET MARKET. EVERY 30 SECONDS 660-700 PEOPLE GOOGLE UP APPLE WATCH AND THE NUMBERS GROW EVERY WEEK. THIS COMPARES WITH 1.9 BILLION WHO GOOGLE UP IPHONE. THESE NUMBERS ALSO SUPPORT A DEMAND FOR 50 MILLION WATCHES. BY THE YEAR 2030 THE GLOBAL MIDDLE CLASS IS PROJECTED TO REACH 4.9 BILLION AND 68% ARE PROJECTED TO BE ASIANS. I CAN\'T THINK OF A COMPANY BETTER POSITIONED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE EXPLOSIVE GROWTH IN THE ASIAN MIDDLE CLASS THAN APPLE. BUY THE STOCK AND PUT IT AWAY FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#182 - FRED WINTZER - 03/16/2015 - 20:49
EFFULGENT/WILY/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE EXALTED EMPRESS OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT SANDRO BOTTICELLI'S PAINTING "PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG GIRL" AND THINKING OF YOUR DEVIOUS/GARGANTUAN NEOPALLIUM----THE MOTTO OF THIS PAINTING IS THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERDO LUXURY. THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD MAY BE FREE; BUT THE SECOND BEST ARE TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE. "BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN YOU'LL FIND A WOMAN WHO HAS NOTHING TO WEAR"--HAROLD COFFIN.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THAT GIGANTIC PONZI SCHEME--VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS---KEEPS ROLLING ALONG IN A PREDICABLE FASHION:(1) THE SALIX ACQUISITION INCLUDES $78 MILLION IN GOLDEN PARACHUTTES FOR 7 SALIX EXECUTIVES (2) THE DEAL INVOLVES $96 MILLION IN INVESTMENT BANKING FEES AND (3) THE DEAL INVOLVES AT LEAST $5.1 BILLION IN HIGH YIELD TERM LOANS. AS FOR THE POOR SLOBS WHO WORK FOR SALIX, THEIR LIVES ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE RADICALLY. RIGHT NOW 68% OF SALIX'S EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND SAIX TO A FRIEND; THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE TO LESS THAN 20%. THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE FROM "UNCLE TOM'S CABIN" DESCRIBES WHAT THESE FOLKS ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE---"MAS'R WALL STREET,AS YE BOUGHT ME I'LL BE A TRUE AND FAITHFUL SERVANT TO YE. I'LL GIVE YE ALL THE WORK OF MY HANDS, ALL MY TIME,ALL MY STRENGTH…YE MAY WHIP ME,STARVE ME, BURY ME--IT'IL ONLY SEND ME SOONER WHERE I WANT TO GO".----- GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE OTHER DAY I WAS READING APULEIUS'S FAMOUS NOVEL "THE GOLDEN ASS" AND CAME ACROSS A STORY THAT REMINDED ME OF YOUR FRSKY/MOUTH WATERING CLITORIS. HERE IS HOW A YOUNG MARRIED WOMAN EXPLAINED TO A JUDGE WHY SHE CHEATED(ADULTERY) ON HER HUSBAND--"IF HE HAS ALWAYS TAKEN AS MUCH OF ME AS HE NEEDED AND AS MUCH AS HE CHOSE TO TAKE. WHAT AM I TO DO WITH THE SURPLUS? THROW IT TO THE DOGS?"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#183 - FRED WINTZER - 03/22/2015 - 18:08
MAGICAL/LUSCIOUS/SHAMELESS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL----I AM LOOKING AT PAUL EMILE CHABAS' PAINTING "JEUNE NAIADE" AND THINKING OF YOUR SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A FOOL CAN THROW A STONE INTO A POND THAT 100 WISE MEN CAN NOT GET OUT. AS LIVY POINTED OUT 2,000 YEARS AGO "ALL THINGS WILL BE CLEAR AND DISTINCT TO THE MAN WHO DOES NOT HURRY.HASTE IS BLIND AND IMPROVIDENT". UNCLE CORNPONE AND 3G CAPITAL ARE ABOUT TO DESTROY ANOTHER LARGE COMPANY.DURING THE FIRST 18 MONTHS THAT THESE CLOWNS OWNED HJ HEINZ, THEY FIRED 7,000 EMPLOYEES AND CLOSED 5 PLANTS AND NOW THEY PLAN TO WORK THEIR MAGIC ON "THE SCARLET WOMAN OF WALL STREET(KRAFT FOODS). SINCE 1988 WHEN KRAFT WAS PURCHASED BY PHILIP MORRIS, THIS COMPANY HAS BEEN FUCKED OVER MANY TIMES. THEIR 23,000 EMPLOYEES ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE A PORTUGESE ENEMA. THAT KRAFT WAS POORLY RUN BEFORE TODAY CAN BE SEEN BY VISITING THE CHEESE DEPARTMENT IN YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET AND NOTING THE HUGE MARKET SHARE HELD BY SARGENTO( A SMALL PRIVATELY HELD COMPANY IN PLYMOUTH WISCONSIN). WHEN LOUIE GENTINE BECAME CEO IN 1982; SARGENTO WAS A TINY COMPANY GENERATING LESS THA $80 MILLION IN SALES. TODAY THE COMPANY'S SALES ARE OVER $1.2 BILLION AND ALL OF THIS INCREASE CAME OUT OF KRAFT'S HIDE. AFTER BRENARDO HEES DEMORALIZES ALL THE PEOPLE AT KRAFT; SARGENTO WILL COMPLETELY WIPE THEM OUT OF THE SUPERMARKETS. THE WAY TO PROFIT FROM THE UNCLE CORNPONE/3G FOLLY IS TO CALL 1-800-CHEESES AND ASK TO BECOME A STAKEHOLDER IN SARGENTO. ----SOMEONE SHOULD SEND UNCLE CORNPONE A COPY OF THE 1990 MOVIE "PRETTY WOMAN".WHEN JULIA ROBERTS FIGURED OUT HOW RICHARD GERE MADE A LIVING SHE SAID "SO;ITS SORT OF LIKE STEALING CARS AND SELLING EM FOR PARTS,RIGHT?" AND HE RESPONDED "YEAH,SORT OF.BUT LEGAL."----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: TO WIN IN THE MARKET PLACE YOU MUST FIRST WIN IN THE WORKPLACE OR AS JACK WELCH PUT IT "IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT NO COMPANY CAN WIN OVER THE LONG RUN WITHOUT EMPLOYEES WHO BELIEVE IN THE MISSION AND UNDERSTAND HOW TO ACIEVE IT." WHAT FOLLOWS IS A 3/8/15 GLASSDOOR HEINZ REVIEW FROM A CURRENT MANAGER--"ON LIFE SUPPORT--ABOUT TO FLATLINE…..HEINZ NOW LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF FARM LEAGUE FOR ACTUAL FOOD COMPANIES."--- UNCLE CORPONE ONCE SAID "OUR FAVORITE HOLDING TIME IS FOREVER." LETS HOLD THAT SWINE TO HIS WORD.---A QUADRIILION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#184 - FRED WINTZER - 03/26/2015 - 19:38
ETHERAL/FLAWLESS/SUGGESTIVE KRISTIE-----I AM LOOKING AT JACAPO D'ANTONIO NEGRETTI'S PAINTING "VENUS IN LANDSCAPE" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE ARE TWO WORLDS IN THE FIELD OF INVESTING: THE REAL WORLD AND THE WORLD BETWEEN THE EARS OF THE LINT-HEADS IN THE KINDERGARTEN. WHEN IT COMES TO THE HEINZ/KRAFT MERGER THESE TWO WORLDS ARE MILES APART AS INDICATED BY THE FOLLOWING (1) THE KINDERGARTEN---ALICIA FORRY ANAL-IST CANACCORD GENUITY " THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT 3G AND BERKSHIRE WILL TAKE CONTROL OF KRAFT FOODS GROUP IS A WELCOME SURPRISE FOR KRAFT SHAREHOLDERS,AS IT CLARIFIES THE STRATEGIC DIRECTION OF THE BUSINESS AND INTRODUCES BOTH REVENUE AND COST SYNERGIES--AS WELL AS HIGHLY REGARDED MANAGEMENT."AND (2) THE REAL WORLD--HEINZ GLASSDOOR--FORMER HEINZ EMPLOYEE 3/26/15--"WATCH OUT KRAFT---I JUST READ THROUGH SOME KRAFT REVIEWS ABOUT BAD MANAGERS. JUST WAIT KRAFT PEOPLE.YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET."----KRAFT IS ABOUT TO GO FROM BEING A FAIR COMPANY TO A BASKET CASE. AFTER BERNARDO HEES PERFORMS HIS PATENTED PORTUGUESE ENEMA THE COMBINED COMPANY WILL STILL HAVE OVER 30,000 EMPLOYEES AND AS WE BOTH KNOW DISPIRITED,UNMOTIVATED,UNAPPRECIATED WORKERS CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPETE IN TODAY'S HIGHLY COMPETITIVE WORLD. CHANGE FROM THE TOP DOWN HAPPENS AT THE WILL AND FANCY OF THOSE BELOW.---THIS COMPANY LIKE VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS IS ON ITS WAY OUT OF BUSINESS. I AM AFRAID UNCLE CORNPONE IS SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE . HE HAS COMPLETELY LOST HIS MARBLES. REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING FROM HIS DAYS AS A USEFUL AMERICAN--"IT IS FAR BETTER TO BUY A WONDERFUL COMPANY AT A FAIR PRICE THAN A FAIR COMPANY AT A WONDERFUL PRICE." HE JUST BOUGHT A TOAD FOR OVER 10 TIMES BOOK VALUE.------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#185 - FRED WINTZER - 03/31/2015 - 17:42
DAZZLING/HEAVENLY/CARNAL KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT MARCO BUSONI'S PAINTING "WATER NYMPH" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS THREE QUARTERS CURIOSITY. MAN LIVES BY IMAGINATION.HAPPINESS IS NOT A CREATION OF REASON,BUT OF IMAGINATION."THE LUNATIC,THE LOVER,AND THE POET ARE OF IMAGINATION ALL COMPACT"---SHAKESPEARE-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO GARY WINNICK("GLOBAL CROSSING) WAS ASKED TO COMMENT ON HIS OLD ADVERSARY(CLAY-PIGEON) BILL 0'REILLY(1/4/3--"GLOBAL DOUBLE CROSSING"} AND HERE IS WHAT HE SAID "WHEN YOU FOOL; A FOOL YOU STRIKE A BLOW FOR INTELLIGENCE". I BRING THIS UP BECAUSE ANOTHER GLOBAL CROSSING IS IN THE MAKING---ENRONCEUTICALS ( VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS--VRX). ALL THE PIECES ARE FALLING INTO PLACE AS EVIDENCED BY A 3/3/15 ARTICLE ENTITLED "WHICH 9 GURUS ALL HOLD VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS". THE ARTICLE WENT ON TO HYPE THE STOCK BY SAYING "IT IS NOT EVERY DAY WE SEE THIS MANY NOTABLE HEDGE FUND MANAGERS THINKING ALIKE." AS WITH ENRON, ALMOST ALL ANAL-ISTS WHO FOLLOW THE COMPANY HAVE IT RATED A BUY. THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE 10TH GURU--BILL O'REILLY. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS PIECE OF SHIT(VRX) IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT 78 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS AND 13 TIMES BOOK. IT HAS TANGIBLE ASSETS OF MINUS $15 BILLION AND ONLY 16% OF ITS 17,000 EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND IT TO A FRIEND(VERSUS 70% FOR THE TYPICAL DRUG COMPANY). AS THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR COMMENT ILLUSTRATES THIS COMPANY IS A PONZI SCHEME--"VALEANT'S SCORCHED EARTH APPROACH TO ACQUISITIONS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE." GOOD THINGS COME TO HIM WHAT WAITS. AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE A FORTUNE WILL BE MADE SHORTING THIS TOAD. -----SPEAKING OF BILL O'REILLY, HE CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT ON BLACK TEENAGERS. 12/19/14--BILL O'REILLY "BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD WEAR DON;T GET PREGNANT AT 14 SHIRTS". SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND O'REILLY THAT IT WAS NOT THAT LONG AGO THAT THE IRISH WERE BEING RIDICULED IN A SIMILAR MANNER. HERE IS A PASSAGE FROM FRIEDRICH ENGELS' 1844 BOOK "THE CONDITION OF THE ENGLISH WORKING CLASS"---"THE IRISHMAN ALLOWS THE PIG TO SHARE HIS OWN LIVING QUARTERS. THIS NEW ABNORMAL METHOD OF REARING LIVESTOCK IN THE LARGE TOWNS IS ENTIRELY OF IRISH ORIGIN…. THE IRISHMAN LIVES AND SLEEPS WITH THE PIG, THE CHILDREN PLAY WITH THE PIG,RIDE ON ITS BACK,ROLL ABOUT IN THE FILTH WIT IT." ----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#186 - FRED WINTZER - 04/10/2015 - 19:36
LUXURIANT/EFFULGENT/LIBERTINE KRISTIE----THE MOST GORGEOUS SCOUNDREL IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM ---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ROBERT SYMOND'S PAINTING "SEA NYMPH" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OBSTRUCTIONS IN FANCY'S PATH ARE MOTIVES TO MORE FANCY. THE SUPERIORITY OF THE DISTANT OVER THE PRESENT IS DUE TO THE MASS AND VARIETY OF THE PLEASURES THAT CAN BE SUGGESTED COMPARED WITH THE POVERTY OF THOSE WHICH CAN BE FELT.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "AS A DOG RETURNS TO ITS VOMIT,SO A FOOL REPEATS HIS FOLLY"--PROVERBS 26:11----TODAY I NOTICED THE FOLLOWING ON YAHOO FINANCE--"ZACKS #1 BULL OF THE DAY --VALEANT PHARMA(VRX) " ACCORDING TO BRIAN HAMILTON THIS TOAD NOW HAS MORE STRONG BUY RATINGS THAN ANY OTHER STOCK. THIS IS SO IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT ONLY 16% OF THE COMPANY'S EMPLOYEES APPROVE OF CEO--MIKE PEARSON(THE KINDERGARTEN VS THE REAL WORLD). WE WILL KNOW THAT THIS PONZI SCHEME IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE WHEN BILL CLINTON STARTS PLAYING GOLF WITH PEARSON AND BILL O'REILLY BUYS THE STOCK. ------ON ANOTHER NOTE, I RECENTLY READ THE FOLLOWING IN THE WASHINTON POST--"THE REPUBLICANS RUSH TO HUMILIATE THE POOR." IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT THE BIBLE CONTAINS MORE THAN 300 VERSES ON GOD'S DEEP CONCERN FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE AND ONLY 14 VERSES CONDEMNING GAY BEHAVIOR. YOU CAN BE CERTAIN YOU HAVE CREATED GOD IN YOUR OWN IMAGE IF IT TURNS OUT GOD ABHORS ALL THE SAME PEOPLE YOU DO. THE SO CALLED CONSERVATIVES ARE ENGAGED IN ONE OF THE OLDEST EXERCISES UN MORAL PHILOSOPHY---THE SEARCH FOR A MORAL JUSTIFICATION FOR SELFISHNESS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#187 - FRED WINTZER - 04/15/2015 - 17:43
SUMPTUOUS/PERCIPIENT/INCONTINENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "IPHIGENIA" AND DREAMING OF YOUR COLTISH/TANTALIZING CLITORIS. IMAGINATION IS THE ROOT OF MUCH THAT PASSES FOR LOVE.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM SURE YOU HAVE ASKED YOURSELF MANY TIMES THE FOLLOWING QUESTION " WHY DO OVER 20% OF THE 400 RICHEST AMERICANS COME FROM THE WORLD OF FINANCE? WHY IS INVESTMENTS THE #1 WAY TO BECOME A BILLIONAIRE?" BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS QUESTION WAS ANSWERED WAY BACK IN 1994 WHEN JAMES STEWART("DEN OF THIEVES") MADE THE FOLLOWING COMMENT ON CNBC--"INSIDER INFORMATION IS THE COIN OF THE REALM."----JUST THIS WEEK WE WERE OFFERED TWO EXAMPLES OF THIS SORT OF FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR: THE IPO'S OF ETSY(ETSY) AND VIRTUE FINANCE(VIRT). THE ETSY IPO WAS MANAGED BY GOLDMAN SACHS/ MORGAN STANELY AND WAS OFFERED AT $16 PER SHARE AND OPENED AT $31 PER SHARE. IN OTHER WORDS THE SLIMEHEADS WHO WERE AWARDED THE STOCK MADE $250 MILLION DOLLARS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR BETTING ON A SURE THING(GOLDMAN SACHS KNEW FOR A LONG TIME THAT THE DEAL WAS GROSSLY OVERSOLD). THE SECOND IPO WAS FOR A HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING FIRM WHICH CLAIMS TO MAKE ITS MONEY EMPLOYING SUPER COMPUTERS AND ALGORITHMS TO PREDICT MILLISECOND MOVES IN SECURITY PRICES. THIS IS BULLSHIT AS MICHAEL LEWIS("FLASH BOYS") POINTED OUT. THE MARKET FOR A SECURITY IS A COMPLEX ADAPTIVE SYSTEM AND AS EVERY MATH GURU KNOWS THESE SYSTEMS ARE BEYOND INTRACTABILITY(SEE STOCKHOLM RESILIENCE CENTER-- "COMPLEX ADAPTIVE SYSTEMS."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: EVIL ENTERS LIKE A NEEDLE AND SPREADS LIKE AN OAK TREE. THIS ALL BEGAN IN 1981 WITH THE AMIABLE DUNCE(REAGAN) AND UNCLE MILTIE(FRIEDMAN).----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#188 - FRED WINTZER - 04/17/2015 - 18:29
SUBLIME/FOXY/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT FILIPO INDONI'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN COVET A THING IT IS ONLY NECESSARY TO MAKE THAT THING DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN. LOVE FLOURISHES WHEN THERE IS A SENSE OF ADVENTURE. FALLING IN LOVE IS A PROCESS OF UNCORKING THE IMAGINATION. IMAGINATION IS THE SPUR OF DELIGHTS, THE MAINSPRING OF ALL JOY AND WHERE THE SHARPEST OF PLEASURES ARISE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THAT TODAY'S REPUBLICAN PARTY IS THE HOME OF LOST CAUSES,FORSAKEN BELIEFS AND IMPOSSIBLE LOYALTIES? IN THE 4/16/15 WASHINGTON POST GEORGE WILL WENT MAD OVER SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY'S DECISION TO DIVEST ALL ITS FOSSIL FUEL HOLDINGS.ACCORDING TO WILL THIS REPRESENTED ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF "THE UNVARYING PROGRESSIVE AGENDA FOR GOVERNMENT TO SUPPLANT MARKETS IN ALLOCATING WEALTH AND OPPORTUNITY." UNBEKNOWN TO JIU JITSU GEORGE, THE MARKET(INVISIBLE HAND) HAS BEEN WAGING A VERY SUCCESSFUL WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS(SINCE 1990 --ANNUAL TED CONFERENCES). GOOGLE UP THE FOLLOWING TED TALKS BY AMORY LOVINS TO GET A FLAVOR FOR THE NATURE OF THE FREE MARKET ASSAULT ON FOSSIL FUELS (A) "WINNING THE OIL END GAME "AND (B) "A 40 YEAR ENERGY PLAN". THIS ASSAULT IS BEGINNING TO GENERATE SIGNIFICANT RESULTS AS INDICATED BY THE 4/16/15 "QUARTZ" BLOG ENTITLED "SOLAR POWER WILL SOON BE AS CHEAP AS COAL". NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY THE KOCH BROTHERS THROW INTO REPUBLICAN PARTY, IF AMORY LOVINS IS RIGHT---THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY WILL BE TOAST BY 2060.-----THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SHOULD START CAMPAIGNING USING THE FOLLOWING SLOGAN--I'M A LOST CAUSE--GO ON WITHOUT ME --SAVE YOURSELF. SELLING FOSSIL FUEL STOCKS TODAY IS SIMILAR TO SELLING STAGECOACH AND CANAL STOCKS IN 1830(THE RAILROAD).---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#189 - FRED WUNTZER - 04/21/2015 - 19:02
IMPOSING/CANNY/EROGENOUS KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS LICKERISH TERRESTRIAL SPHERE---- I AM LOOKING AT JOHN VANDERLYN'S PAINTING "THE SLEEPING ARIADNE OF NAXOS" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTHWATERING CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET TAKEN AS A WHOLE IS A GAPING MONSTER THAT LOVES TO BE DECEIVED AND HAS SELDOM BEEN DISAPPOINTED. THE MORE GROSS THE FRAUD THE MORE GLIBLY WILL IT GO DOWN AND THE MORE GREEDILY WILL IT BE SWALLOWED,SINCE FOLLY WILL ALWAYS FIND FAITH WHENEVER IMPOSTORS PRACTICE AUDACITY. AS HITLER PUT IT--''IF YOU TELL A BIG ENOUGH LIE AND TELL IT FREQUENTLY ENOUGH, IT WILL BE BELIEVED." OR AS THEY SAY ON WALL STREET "NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BREAK." FOR THESE REASONS I EXPECT BOTH THE VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS AND KRAFT FOODS PONZI SCHEMES TO CONTINUE INTO THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE TO UNCLE CORNPONE FROM CONFUCIUS--"TO SEE AND LISTEN TO THE WICKED IS ALREADY THE BEGINNING OF WICKEDNESS." AS THE FOLLOWING 4/20/15 GLASSDOOR REVIEW ILLUSTRATES WARREN'S REPUTATON IS ALREADY BEGINNING TO SUFFER--"WARREN BUFFETT AND 3G CAPITAL ARE RUNNING HEINZ INTO THE GROUND."----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT REPUBLICANS HAVE A HABIT OF TIPTOEING THROUGH THE BIBLE AND USUNG PREJUDICES TO DECIDE WHICH PASSAGES TO EMPHASIZE AND IGNORE. THERE ARE 27 PASSAGES IN THE BIBLE CONDEMNING USURY. MY FAVORITE(OF COURSE) IS EZEKIEL 18:30--"LEND AT INTEREST AND TAKE PROFIT;SHALL HE LIVE? HE SHALL NOT LIVE. HE HAS DONE ALL THESE ABOMINATIONS--HE SHALL SURELY DIE." IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THE GOD OF THE BIBLE WOULD DEPLORE PAYDAY LENDERS AS MUCH OR MORE THAN GAY MARRIAGE.TODAYS HUFF-POST CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE "HOUSE REPUBLICANS WANT TO BLOCK PREDATORY LENDING PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICAN TROOPS." THE MODERN REPUBLICAN IS AN ANIMAL WHICH CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN (1) A CONSERVATIVE AND A BONEHEAD (2) CAPITALISM AND GAMBLING AND (3) A CHRISTIAN AND A HYPOCRITE.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#190 - FRED WINTZER - 04/29/2015 - 17:48
LAVISH/SEDUCTIVE/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY----I AM LOOKING AT GUILLAUME SEIGNAC'S PAINTING "THE FRAGRANT IRIS" AND THINKING OF THAT UNRULY/RISQUE LITTLE HOOLIGAN --YOUR FETCHING CLITORIS----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE FOOLS HAVE BEEN BEFORE. AT A RECENT SOHN INVESTMENT CONFERENCE,OUR OLD FRIEND CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(ACKMAN) CLAIMED THAT WALL STREET HAS CONTINUALLY UNDERVALUED COMPANIES LIKE VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS( WHICH IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT 81 TIMES EARNINGS AND 14 TIMES BOOK VALUE). HE WENT ON TO STATE THAT VALEANT( VRX,) "LIKE BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY, IS A PLATFORM COMPANY WITH SUCH A PHENOMENAL TALENT FOR MAKING ACCRETIVE ACQUISITIONS THAT IT CAN'T BE VALUED USING TRADITIONAL METRICS." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: NOTHING SWAYS THE KINDERGARTEN MORE THAN A SITUATION THAT IT CANNOT UNDERSTAND. MAKE THE LIE BIG,MAKE IT SIMPLE,KEEP SAYING IT AND THEY WILL BELIEVE IT. GIVEN THE NUMBER OF HEDGE FUNDS INVOLVED IN THIS PONZI SCHEME, VALEANT SHOULD BE ABLE TO PULL OFF A COUPLE MORE ACQUISITIONS, EVENTUALLY THIS TOAD WILL GO THE WAY OF ENRON AND GLOBAL CROSSING. -----SPEAKING OF SLIMEHEADS, ON JANUARY 15,2015 THE KOCH BROTHERS ANNOUNCED THEY PLANNED TO INVEST $850 MILLION IN ONE OF FIVE OPTIONS (1)RAND PAUL(2)SCOTT WALKER(3)MARCO RUBIO(4)TED CRUZ OR(5) JEB BUSH. ON FEBRUARY 9,2015,THE WORLD'S MOST RESPECTED COMPANY(APPLE) ANNOUNCED IT PLANNED TO INVEST $850 MILLION INTO A SOLAR PANEL FARM IN MONTERY,CALIFORNIA. FOSSIL FUEL BILLIONAIRES HAVE A HABIT OF FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE TOILET. AS YOU MAY RECALL, ON DECEMBER 10,1988, SID BASS BOUGHT A USED MERCEDES FOR $250 MILLION.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#191 - FRED WINTZER - 05/06/2015 - 18:23
SPLENDOROUS/INSIDIOUS/CARNAL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL IN THE HELIOCENTRIC SYSTEM----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM DROST'S PAINTING "BATHSHEBA HOLDING KING DAVID'S LETTER" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS PLUS DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU SLAP THE GYVES ON LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S WRISTS----WE BOTH KNOW THE GIRLS IN HOLLYWOOD WILL NEVER GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TODAY HJ HEINZ REPORTED A HUGE INCREASE IN PROFITS AND A 12% DECLINE IN SALES(KRAFT FOOD'S SALES HAVE BEEN FLAT). THE PROFIT INCREASE CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO BERNARDO HESS'S RELENTLESS COST CUTTING. TO UNDERSTAND THE HUGE SALES DECLINE WE MUST REFER TO THE GLASSDOOR---4/11/15--HEINZ TERRITORY BUSINESS MANAGER---"NEW OWNERS ARE SUCKING RVERY OUNCE OF PROFIT OUT OF COMPANY WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR CUSTOMERS OR EMPLOYEES.THEIR GREED IS RESULTING IN LOSSES WITH MAJOR CHAINS".----UNCLE CORNPONE ONCE SAID "OUR FAVORITE HOLDING TIME IS FOREVER". GOOGLE UP "WIKIPEDIA LIST OF KRAFT BRANDS." MAKING A LONG TERM INVESTMENT IN KRAFT FOODS TODAY IS LIKE INVESTING IN THE ROYAL TYPEWRITER COMPANY IN 1980. AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING BOOKS, AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN HISTORY WHERE THE FOOD IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE SEX (1) "EATING WELL FOR OPTIMUM HEALTH" --WEIL(2001) -(2) "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DIET" --HEBER (2002)-(3) "SUPERFOOD RX-PRATT(2006) AND (4) "SALT,SUGUR,FAT" MOSS (2014)----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I AM CONVINCED THAT GOLDMAN SACHS HAS DESTROYED UNCLE CORPONE'S BRAIN. HE HASN'T DONE OR SAD ANYTHING INTELLIGENT SINCE HE INVESTED IN GOLDMAN IN 2009.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#192 - FRED WINTZER - 05/11/2015 - 18:28
WINSOME/TITILLATING/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "VENUS AND CUPID" THINKING OF YOUR MULTIFARIOUS/ASTOUNDING ORGASMS AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROFLIGATE LITTLE CRITTER--YOUR CLITORIS. IT IS THE DIM HAZE OF MYSTERY THAT ADDS ENCHANTMENT TO PURSUIT.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: MICHIO KAKU IS ALL WRONG. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL NEVER BE A MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. TODAY I READ A 5/11/15 ARTICLE BY CORN FED KELLOG SCHOOL MBA SCOTT FEARON ENTITLED "I FEEL BILL ACKMAN'S PAIN" . FEARON AGREES WITH ACKMAN'S HERBALIFE SHORT POSITION AND GOES ON TO SAY--"TO ME THE SKETCHIEST PART OF HERBALIFE'S BUSINESS ISN;T ITS MULTILEVEL MARKETING,BUT THE DUBIOUS HEALTH CLAIMS IT MAKES ABOUT ITS PRODUCTS.TWENTY YEARS AGO,I VISITED THE COMPANY…AND ASKED ITS COO TO NAME THE INGREDIENTS IN ITS SUPPLEMENTS AND EXPLAIN HOW THEY WORKED.I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO THROW ME OUT OF HIS OFFICE." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: AT THIS MOMENT I AM LOOKING AT A CONTAINER OF HERBALIFE FORMULA 1 AND ALL 60 PLUS INGREDIENTS ARE LISTED ON THE PACKAGE. THE INGREDIENTS INCLUDE:GINGER-HONEY-BROMELAIN-BLUEBERRY-PAPAYA-STRAWBERY-POMEGRANT. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE(LIKE EL RUSBO AND UNCLE CORNPONE) THAT THESE THINGS HAVE HEALTH BENEFITS---YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HERBAL MEDICINE. ONLY 1% OF THE 250,000 KNOWN PLANTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY TESTED FOR MEDICINAL PROPERTIES.YET OUT OF THIS TINY PORTION HAVE COME 25% OF OUR PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.(READ "THE GREEN PHARMACY" BY JAMES DUKE).-----I BRING ALL THIS UP TO PROVE HOW UNBELIEVABLY INFANTILE AND CHILDISH THE RESEARCH ON WALL STREET HAS ALWAYS BEEN. YOU CAN REFUTE THIS CLOWN'S THESIS BY SIMPLY LOOKING AT THE BACK OF A PACKAGE. SUCH IS REAGANOMICS A MADNESS WORSE THAN HYDROPHOBIA. SCOTT FEARON IS PREIDENT OF CROWN CAPITAL MANAGEMENT AND HAS WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT SHORT SELLING ENTITLED "DEAD COMPANIES WALKING". MAY I SUGGEST HE TAKE A LOOK AT VALEANT PHARMA. AND KRAFT FOODS. AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW THE PEOPLE AT KRAFT ARE PREPARING FOR THEIR PORTUGUESE ENIMA----4/19/15 --"LOVE KRAFT BUT HEINZ/3G WILL RUIN IT.---WARREN BUFFETT'S EMINENCE IS DUE TO THE FLATNESS OF THE SURROUNDING LANDSCAPE.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#193 - FRED WINTZER - 05/13/2015 - 18:34
SUMPTUOUS/VULPINE /EROTIC KRISTIE-----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE 4.5 BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF THIS BAWDY PLANET----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE COURBET,S PAINTING "LE SOMMEIL" AND CELEBRATING MY RECENT DISCOVERY OF THE MOVIE "BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR" STARRING LEA SEYDOUX AND ADELE EXARCHOPOS. EROTIC LEAVES MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION;PORNOGRAPHY REQUIRES NO IMAGINATION .SO FAR I HAVE ONLY CONSUMED THE WONDERFUL LESBIAN SEX SCENES; BUT I AM SURE THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS WORTH WATCHING.UNFORTUNATELY, A MAN WITH AN ERECTION IS IN NO MOOD FOR ADVICE. THE REACTION OF THE TWO ACTRESSES TO THE MOVIE IS FASCINATING. THEY BOTH DENY HAVING SEX AND SEDOUX TALKED ABOUT"WHEN YOU HAVE TO FAKE ORGASM FOR SIX HOURS." SHE ALSO STATED THAT SHE REFUSED TO PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON SCREEN BOTH ACTRESSES ACCUSED THE DIRECTOR(KECHIELE) OF MISTREATMENT DURING FILMING. IF THESE TWO SCOUNDRELS ARE TELLING THE TRUTH, HE NOT ONLY MISTREATED THEM DURING FILMING BUT ALSO HAD THEM CIRCUMCISED BEFORE FILMING. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THESE TWO WOMEN ARE LYING;BUT I'M NOT SURE. I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO WATCH THOSE SEX SCENES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. KEEPING A MAN GUESSING IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP IN KEEPING HIM INTERESTED. I AM CONVINCED NIETZSCHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE TWO SCOUNDRELS "WHAT INSPIRES RESPECT FOR WOMEN AND OFTEN ENOUGH EVEN FEAR, IS HER NATURE WHICH IS MORE NATURAL THAN MAN'S. THE GENUINE CUNNING SUPPLENESS OF A BEAST OF PREY,THE TIGERS CLAW UNDER THE GLOVE.THE NAIVENESS OF HER EGOISM,HER UNEDUCABILITY AND INNER WILDNESS.THE INCOMPREHENSIBITY ,SCOPE AND MOVEMENT OF HER DESIRES AND VIRTUES."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE OTHER DAY I GOOGLED UP "KATE WINSLET COMPLETELY NUDE SHOWING HAIRY PUSSY." I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOUR GENERATION IS MAKING A MISTAKE SHAVING LUCIFER'S CRADLE. LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER.LOVE IS 2/3 CURIOSITY. THE UNKNOWN ALWAYS PASSES FOR THE MARVELOUS. A JUNGLE PUSSY IS A RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY INSIDE AN ENIGMA.----EVERY TIME I REVISIT "BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR" I WILL THINK OF THE RIVETING APERTURE IN YOUR GORGEOUS POSTERIOR.
#194 - FRED WINTZER - 05/17/2015 - 19:30
CAPTIVATING/GUILEFUL/SENSUAL KRISTIE---THE ILLUSTRIOUS ORANGUTAN WHISPERER---I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS GERARD\'S PAINTING OF \"MARIA COUNTESS WALEWSKA\" AND REFLECTING SOURLY ON THE INEPTITUDE OF TODAYS FEMALE CELEBRITIES(THE DICAPRIO/VAGINA DEBACLE ETC.). AS YOU MAY RECALL, MARIE WALEWSKA WAS THE WILY TRICKSTER WHO MADE A MONKEY OUT OF NAPOLEAN BONEPARTE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, HOLLYWOOD ACTUALLY MADE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS FAMOUS LOVE AFFAIR--\"CONQUEST(1937)\" STARRING GRETA GARBO AND CHARLES BOYER. YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN LYNDON ORR\'S BOOK \"FAMOUS AFFINITIES\". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:LOVE IS A SPORT IN WHICH THE HUNTER MUST CONTRIVE TO HAVE THE QUARRY IN PURSUIT. FORBID US SOMETHING AND THAT THING WE DESIRE. NOT LONG AGO I READ AN ARTICLE ENTITLED \"BACHELOR NATION:70% OF MEN AGED 20-34 ARE NOT MARRIED\".THE ARTICLE QUOTED JANICE SHAW CROUSE OF THE BEVERLY LAHAYE INSTITUTE WHO BLAMED THIS SITUATION ON MEN \"WHO HAVE FAILED TO MAKE A NORMAL PROGRESSION INTO ADULT ROLES OF MARRIAGE AND RESPONSIBILITY.\" CROUSE ALSO CLAIMED THAT YOUNG WOMEN WHO ARE NOT PROMISCUOUS FACE DAUNTING ODDS OF FINDING HUSBANDS WHEN COMPETING WITH THEIR PROMISCUOUS SISTERS. CROUSE IS AN IDIOT AND THE ENTIRE BLAME FOR THIS SORRY STATE OF AFFAIRS BELONGS TO WOMAN(PARTICULARLY THE PROMISCUOUS ONES WHO NEVER CATCH HUSBANDS}. AS NINON DE LENCLOS SAID HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO \"LOVE NEVER DIES OF STARVATION,BUT OFTEN OF INDIGESTION\". BELIEVE IT OR NOT FRIEDRICH NIETZCHE PREDICTED THE MESS WE ARE IN TODAY 129 YEARS AGO---\"WHAT?AND THIS SHOULD BE THE END? AND THE BREAKING OF WOMAN\'S MAGIC SPELL IS AT WORK? THE BORIFICATION OF WOMAN IS SLOWLY DAWING?----\"BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL(236/7)\"------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#195 - FRED WINTZER - 05/24/2015 - 19:42
ENTHRALLING/CALCULATING/PRURIENT KRISTIE---THE QUEEN CONSORT OF THE ANIMATED FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN LEON GEROME\'S PAINTING \"VENUS RISING\" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR COLTISH/SUCCULENT CLITORIS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: PABLO PICASSO ONCE OBSERVED \"THERE ARE ONLY TWO TYPES OF WOMEN--GODDESSES AND DORMATS\". A GODDESS WAS A WOMAN WHOM HE FOUND ATTRACTIVE WHO REFUSED TO SLEEP WITH HIM. A DORMAT WAS A WOMAN WHO SLEPT WITH HIM ON THE FIRST ENCOUNTER. IT IS BECAUSE OF THIS PHENOMENA THAT NINON DE LENCLOS(1620-1705) STATED \"THE RESISTANCE OF A WOMAN IS NOT ALWAYS A PROOF OF HER VIRTUE,BUT MORE FREQUENTLY OF HER EXPERIENCE.\" BIOGRAPHY IS PHILOSOPHY TEACHING BY EXAMPLE. AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF THIS QUIRK IN HUMAN NATURE CAN BE FOUND IN CHARLES AFFRON\'S BIOGRAPHY \" LILLIAN GISH-HER LEGEND,HER LIFE.\" THE BOOK OFFERS AN INTIMATE ACCOUNT OF HER 9 YEAR LOVE AFFAIR WITH NOTORIOUS BACHELOR GEORGE JEAN NATHAN(\"THE BACHELOR LIFE\" 1941). NATHAN NEVER SCORED AND THE AFFAIR ENDED AS FOLLOWS ON MARCH 10.1933 \"UNHAPPY EVENING WITH GEORGE.I HOPE LAST FAREWELL TO THAT POOR MAN.\" THE FOLLOWING NATHAN EPIGRAM HAS IMMORTALIZED LILLIAN\'S REFUSAL TO LET HIM IN HER TROUSERS \" A BROKEN HEART IS A MONUMENT TO A LOVE THAT WILL NEVER DIE. FULFILLMENT IS A MONUMENT TO A LOVE THAT IS ALREADY ON ITS DEATHBED.\" ----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THAT SCOUNDREL DICAPRIO OFF THE STREETS OF HOLLYWOOD. ---- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YESTERDAY I READ ON CNBC \"WHO TREATS WORKERS BETTER:SILICON VALLEY OR WALL STREET.\" THE ARTICLE WENT ON TO DISCUSS RECENT REPORTS OF SUICIDES AMONG WALL SREET OPERATORS. THE ANSWER TO THESE SUICIDES MIGHT BE FOUND IN ADAM SMITH\'S \"THEORY OF MORAL SENTIMENTS\"----\"WHAT IS SO GREAT MISERY AS TO BE HATED AND TO KNOW THAT WE DESERVE TO BE HATED?\" THE MIND OF GUILT IS FULL OF SCORPIONS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#196 - FRED WINTZER - 06/08/2015 - 19:34
SUBLIME/EXUBERANT/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTEOUS WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY ASSEMBLAGE-----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN LEON GEROME\'S PAINTING \"BATHSHEBA BATHING\" THINKING OF YOUR EXQUISITE REAR END AND REFLECTING THAT THERE IS PROPERLY NO HISTORY,ONLY BIOGRAPHY. THE BEST TEACHERS OF HUMANITY ARE THE LIVES OF EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEINGS. WE MUST CONSULT THE LIVES OF THESE PEOPLE AND FETCH EXAMPLES FOR IMITATION. SINCE THE CURRENT WOMEN OF HOLLYWOOD CAN\'T ACT AS GOOD EXAMPLES, LET THEM SERVE AS A HORRIBLE WARNING( SPCSMV--SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO SUPER MODEL VAGINAS)----EVER SINCE THE PUBLICATION OF ANDREAS CAPELLANUS\'S \"RULES OF COURTLY LOVE(1174 AD) ,UPPER CLASS EUROPEANS HAVE HAD AN ENLIGHTENED ATTITUDE TOWARDS SEX AND LOVE( AS CHARLES II OF ENGLAND--1660-- PUT IT \"I AM NO ATHIEST BUT I CAN\'T THINK GOD WOULD MAKE A MAN MISERABLE FOR TAKING A LITTLE FUN\")---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST DISCOVERED A BOOK YOU SHOULD RRAD--\"SEX WITH KINGS\" BY ELEANOR HERMAN. THIS BOOK IS A COMPENDIUM OF CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS(ROYAL MISTRESSES) WHO ADDED TO THE GLORY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE NATIONS WHILE LOOTING THE TREASURY. LISTEN TO WHAT KING JAMES II ENGLAND( 1633-1701) HAD TO SAY ABOUT THESE WOMEN--\"NOTHING HAS BEEN MORE FATAL TO MAN,AND TO GREAT MEN,THAN LETTING THEMSELVES GO TO THE FORBIDDEN LOVE OF WOMAN--OF ALL THE VICES IT IS THE MOST BEWITCHING.\"----TODAYS HUFFPOST FEATURED AN INTERVIEW WITH CANDICE BUSHNEL (SEX IN THE CITY) WHERE SHE TALKED ABOUT THE \"COMMITMENT CRISIS\" AND SUGGESTED THAT NEW YORK GIRLS TRAVEL TO ASPEN COLORADO TO IMPROVE THEIR ODDS OF CAPTURING A GREAT CATCH. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IF A GREAT CATCH CAME WITHIN RIFLE RANGE OF ANY OF THE WOMEN INCLUDED IN \"SEX WITH KINGS\"; IT WOULDN\'T BE LONG BEFORE HE WAS SAFELY TETHERED TO A DIAPER DEPOT CHANGING STATION. AS ZSA ZSA GABOR ONCE SAID \" A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED; AND THEN HE IS FINISHED.---- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: HERE IS SOME SOUND ADVICE FROM THE 1986 MOVIE \"MODERN GIRL\"---\"THIS IS MY LAST YEAR TO FOOL AROUND. THEN I\'M GOING TO SETTLE DOWN AND MARRY A ROCK STAR\".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#197 - FRED WINTZER - 06/24/2015 - 19:41
CELESTIAL/CURVACEOUS/WANTON KRISTIE---THE ASP 2015 DISTINGUISHED PRIMATOLOGIST AWARD WINNER----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE JEAN JAQUET'S PAINTING "LA COQUETTE" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND DOSTOYEVSKY'S FAMOUS CHARACTER THE WILY SIREN GRUSHENKA. PRIOR TO 1965, MOST WOMEN PREFERRED COURTLY LOVE TO THE ORGASM GAP. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DISCOVER WHY GOOGLE UP --YOUTUBE--CAMELOT JULIE ANDREWS"THE SIMPLE JOYS OF MAIDENHOOD". IN WORLD LITERATURE, THESE SIMPLE JOYS ARE BEST ILLUSTRATED IN ALBERT EINSTEIN'S FAVORITE BOOK---DOSTOYEVSKY'S "THE BROTHERS KARMAZOV." MAKE A NOTE OF ALL THE HARMLESS FUN THAT THE COQUETTE GRUSHENKA HAS WITH FYODOR AND DIMITRI KARMAZOV. THE THEME OF THIS NOVEL COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE BIBLE--SONG OF SOLOMON 8:6 "LOVE IS AS STRONG AS DEATH AND JEALOUSY IS AS CRUEL AS THE GRAVE." IF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN KNEW AS MUCH ABOUT MEN AS GRUSHENKA, A BACHELOR OVER 25 YEARS OF AGE WOULD BE SO RARE BILLIONAIRES WOULD HAVE TO STAND IN LINE TO SHAKE HIS HAND.---THE 6/28/15 ISSUE OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING --"SWEET BRIAR'S SECOND CHANCE." MY MOTHER WENT TO THIS ALL WOMEN'S COLLEGE AND WHEN SHE ATTENDED THE GIRLS READ MOSTLY FRENCH LITERATURE INCLUDING CASANOVA'S MEMOIRS. DURING THE 1930'S AND 1940'S PUTTING A GREAT CATCH INTO A ROOM FULL OF SWEET BRIAR VIXENS WAS LIKE PUTTING A MOSQUITO INTO A ROOM FULL OF DRAGONFLIES.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#198 - FRED WINTZER - 06/30/2015 - 20:05
ETHERAL/PERCEPTIVE/GOATISH KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADEMA'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND STENDAL'S 1882 CONCEPT THE CRYSTALLIZATION OF LOVE. (1) ADMIRATION (2) HOPE AND (3) DELIGHT. MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES; WOMEN WITH THEIR EARS. MAN MAKES LOVE BY BRAGGADOCIO--WOMAN BY LISTENING. "SPEAK LOW WHEN YOU SPEAK LOVE."--SHAKESPEARE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ACCORDING TO JIM CRAMER(MAD MONEY 7/8/15) --"KRAFT HEINZ IS EXACTLY WHAT INVESTORS NEED RIGHT NOW." AMONG THE MANY REASONS CRAMER LIKES THIS STOCK IS "KRAFT HEINZ SHOULD ALSO BENEFIT FROM STRONG MANAGEMENT--THIS WAS A COMPANY CREATED THANKS TO WARREN BUFFETT'S BERKSHIRE AND PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM 3G CAPITAL." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ENTHUSIASM MOVES THE WORLD .NOTHING GREAT HAS EVER BEEN ACHIEVED WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM. GOOGLE UP HEINZ GLASSDOOR REVIEWS AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THIS COMPANY IS NOW THE #1 WORST COMPANY TO WORK FOR IN AMERICA(BEHIND EXPRESS SCRIPTS, DILLARDS, KMART AND SEARS). THE FOLLOWING RECENT REVIEW BY A 10 YEAR HEINZ MANAGER SPEAKS TO CRAMER'S SO CALLED STRONG MANAGEMENT--"THE CIRCUS OF BRAZILEANS AND OTHER RECENT HIRES HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS. I HAVE BEEN RAPED BY THIS COMPANY EVER SINCE 3G TOOK OVER. ADVICE TO KRAFT PEOPLE:(1) DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE POSITIVE REVIEWS ON THIS SITE.THEY HAVE ALL BEEN PLACED BY HR.(2) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES."---THIS COMPANY IS A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN AND SEVERAL YEARS FROM NOW A FORTUNE WILL BE MADE SHORTING THIS TOAD. I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT GOLDMAN SACHS HAS DESTROYED UNCLE CORNPONE'S BRAIN.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#199 - FRED WINTZER - 07/12/2015 - 19:17
IMPECCABLE/DAZZLING/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM HENRY MIDWOOD'S PAINTING "RUSTIC COURTSHIP" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT TO CATCH A HUSBAND IS AN ART;TO HOLD HIM IS A JOB. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL; THE LOVE LIFE OF NAPOLEAN III(1805-1873) IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE LAW OF LOVE. "THE EMPEROR'S LIBIDO FORCED HIM TO MARRY THE ONLY WOMAN WHO HAD REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM--EUGENIE DE MINTJO,THE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER OF A PETTY SPANISH GRANDEE. ONE WIT SAID THAT NAPOLEAN III HAD BECOME EMPEROR BY ELECTION,BUT EUGENIE BECAME EMPRESS BY ERECTION."---PP 24 "SEX WITH KINGS" BY ELEANOR HERMAN. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS IS HOW WE WILL GET THAT SCOUNDREL DICAPRIO OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM SUPER MODEL VAGINAS.----VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: BULL MARKETS BEGIN WITH PESSIMISM,GROW WITH SKEPTICISM,MATURE ON OPTIMISM AND DIE ON EUPHORIA. ROUGHLY TWO YEARS AGO APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK ENTERED A BULL MARKET(MORE THAN DOUBLING SINCE THEN). THE STOCK IS STILL INCREDIBLY CHEAP AND THIS BULL MARKET IS STILL IN THE SKEPTICISM PHASE, ACCORDING TO AN OUTFIT CALLED "SLICE INTELLIGENCE" THE NEW APPLE WATCH IS SELLING POORLY AND ON 6/30/15 JIM CRAMER(MAD MONEY) STATED THAT FITBIT IS ACTUALLY MORE POPULAR THAN APPLE WATCH. BOTH OF THESE REPORTS ARE PROBABLY NONSENSE. AS THE FOLLOWING GOOGLE SEARCH DATA INDICATES, APPLE WATCH HAS TO BE SELLING WELL. 7/15/15 12:30 GOOGLE SEARCH DATA (1) IPHONE 1,470 MILLION (2) MICROSOFT WINDOWS 537 MILLION (3) APPLE WATCH 642 MILLION (4) SAMSUNG GALAXY 166 MILLION AND (5) FITBIT 23 MILLION. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: INTELLIGENT INVESTING IS LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY OR GRASS GROW. LONG TERM APPLE SHOULD BE SELLING AT THE SAME MULTIPLE ON TRAILING EARNINGS AS NIKE OR STARBUCKS(30 TIMES VERSUS 16 TIMES). THE ONLY WAY TO CONSISTENTLY OUTPERFORM THE MARKET HONESTLY IS TO BE A LONG TERM(3-5 YEARS) INVESTOR. GAMBLING IS THE CHILD OF AVARICE AND THE FATHER OF DISPAIR. IT CORRUPTS THE DISPOSITION AND TEACHES A HABIT OF HOSTILITY AGAINST ALL MANKIND.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#200 - FRED WINTZER - 07/19/2015 - 18:22
RADIENT/GUILEFUL/PRURIENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BAPTISTE REGNAULT\'S PAINTING \"JUPITER AND IO\" THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS DERRIERE AND THE 1663 AFFAIR BETWEEN CHARLES II AND FRANCES STUART. \"IRONIC THAT WHEN QUEEN CATHERINE BECAME SERIOUSLY ILL, THE KING\'S MISTRESS PRAYED FOR HER RECOVERY. SHE KNEW THAT IF THE QUEEN DIED CHARLES WOULD MARRY BEAUTIFUL SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FRANCES STUART--WHO HAD AROUSED CHARLE\'S LUST BUT REFUSED TO ASSUAGE IT.\"---PP 62 \"SEX WITH KINGS\". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL CAN SAY NO TO THE KING OF ENGLAND, WHY CAN\'T SUPER MODELS SAY NO TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO?----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: MANY YEARS AGO BENJAMIN GRAHAM OBSERVED \"IN THE SHORT TERM,THE MARKET IS A VOTING MACHINE BUT IN THE LONG TERM IT IS A WEIGHING MACHINE.\" UNFORTUNATELY, IN THE SHORT TERM WALL STREET IS A LUNATIC ASLYM INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES. AFTER THE MARKET CLOSE ON JULY 22, APPLE REPORTED 3Q RESULTS WHICH CAME IN ABOVE THE ESTIMATES--SALES UP 33% AND EPS UP 45%. THE STOCK IMMEDIATELY DROPPED FROM $130.75 TO $121.99 AND BY THE END OF THE NEXT DAY BOUNCED BACK TO $125.22. ONLY GOD AND JIM CRAMER CAN EXPLAIN THINGS LIKE THIS. SINCE CHILDREN ARE NOT LITTLE ADULTS, WE HAVE THE \"CHILD SAFE U.S. CHEMICALS POLICY\". SINCE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE NOT RATIONAL, WE NEED THE BERNIE SANDERS \"SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR SAFE FINANCIAL TRANSACTION TAX.\" YOU CAN NOW SEE FOR YOURSELF WHY ACTIVELY MANAGED FUNDS UNDERPERFORM THE MARKET. THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR IS A BIRD THAT KNOWS NO CLOSED SEASON.--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#201 - FRED WINTZER - 07/23/2015 - 17:59
SUMPTUOUS/GAUDY/WANTON KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS LIBIDINOUS GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S FAMOUS PAINTING "VENUS OF USBINO(ANGELA DEL MORO)" AND REFLECTING ON ELEANOR HERMAN'S CARNIVAL OF CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS--"SEX WITH KINGS". ON PAGE 74 OF THIS SENSATIONAL BOOK WE ARE INTRODUCED TO ONE OF THE GREAT ONES--CATHERINE DE BALZAC D'ENTRAGUE; THE ULTIMATE COURTESAN OF GRACE/CHARM/CUTTING WIT/INSATIABLE AMBITION. IN 1599 "BEFORE SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH KING HENRY IV(FRANCE) FOR THE 'FIRST TIME' SHE DEMANDED THE OUTRAGEOUS SUM OF 100,000 CROWNS TO WHICH THE LOVE STARVED MONARCH READILY ASSENTED. HENRY'S FINANCE MINISTER--SULLY--BROUGHT SILVER PIECES RATHER THAN GOLD TO SHOW THE KING HOW MUCH HE WAS WAISTING ON A FOOLISH GIRL---'THAT IS A PLEASURE DEARLY PAID FOR 'CRIED THE KING". IT APPEARS TO ME THAT GIRLS IN HOLLYWOOD GIVING LEONARDO DICAPRIO FREE PUSSY ARE MAKING A BAD DEAL.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST DISCOVERED A WONDERFUL ITEM FOR GLEN BECK'S "FOUNDERS FRIDAY". ON AUGUST 12,1786 JAMES MADISON WAS VISITING WALL STREET AND SENT THE FOLLOWING LETTER TO THOMAS JEFFERSON--"STOCK JOBBING DROWNS OUT EVERY OTHER SUBJECT. THE COFFEE HOUSE IS AN ETERNAL BUZZ WITH GAMBLERS…..SHAMEFUL…A MERE SCRAMBLE FOR SO MUCH PUBLIC PLUNDER." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ANYONE WHO CLAIMS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS WAGING A WAR ON WOMEN HASN'T READ HIS BIBLE. EPHESIANS 22-24 "WIVES, SUBMIT YOURSELVES TO YOUR HUSBANDS AS YOU DO TO THE LORD. AS THE CHURCH SUBMITS TO CHRIST,SO ALSO WIVES SHOULD SUBMIT TO THEIR HUSBANDS IN EVERYTHING." PHIL ROBERTSON(DUCK DYNASTY) COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER.LETS HOPE THAT DONALD TRUMP DESTROYS THE REPUBLICAN PART.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#202 - FRED WINTZER - 08/05/2015 - 18:38
LUXURIENT/CANNY/INCONTINENT KRISTIE----THE MOST GORGEOUS TETRAPOD SEEN ON THIS BAWDY PLANET IN THE LAST 400 MILLION YEARS---I AM LOOKING AT FRANK DICKSEE'S PAINTING OF "ROMEO AND JULIET" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT AT THE TOUCH OF LOVE ALL MEN BECOME POETS---"WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS? IT IS THE EAST,AND JULIET IS THE SUN.ARISE,FAIR SUN,AND KILL THE ENVIOUS MOON,WHO IS ALREADY SICK AND PALE WITH GRIEF,THAT THOU HER MAID ART FAR MORE FAIR THAN SHE."---SHAKESPEARE----ON PAGE 118 OF ELEANOR HERMAN'S "SEX WITH KINGS" WE ARE OFFERED A CLUE AS TO WHY POETRY IS NOT AS COMMON TODAY AS IT WAS 50 YEARS AGO---"MADAME COISLINE'S STRATEGIC ERROR WAS THAT INSTEAD OF INVITING HIS DESIRE BY WITHOLDING HERSELF,SHE SURRENDERED SO QUICKLY THAT SHE EXTINGUISHED THE DESIRE OF THE KING. SHE GAVE HERSELF LIKE A WHORE AND WAS TAKEN AND ABANDONED LKE A WHORE." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE DURATION OF PASSION IS PROPORTIONATE WITH THE ORIGINAL RESISTANCE OF THE WOMAN.------VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: THERE IS NEVER A DULL DAY IN THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN). TWO WEEKS AGO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL REPORTED THAT THE CAPTAIN HAD TAKEN A $5.5 BILLION STAKE IN THE SNACK FOOD COMPANY--MONDELEZ AND IT WAS REPORTED THAT HE WOULD TRY TO SELL MONDELEZ TO AN EVEN BIGGER FOOD COMPANY. 0N AUGUST 10TH UNCLE CORNPONE (WARREN BUFFETT) CRUSHED ACKMAN'S DREAM DEAL--"AT KRAFT HEINZ, WE HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS.FRANKLY,MOST OF THE FOOD COMPANIES SELL AT PRICES IT WOULD BE VERY HARD FOR US TO MAKE A DEAL." MONDELEZ(MDLZ) IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT 33 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS AND HAS A YIELD OF ONLY 1.6%.----- IN THE MEAN TIME ,THE PORTUGUESE ENIMA AT HJ HEINZ SEEMS TO BE GOING POORLY. HERE IS THE LATEST HEINZ GLASSDOOR 8/9/15--"HORRIBLE COMPANY" THERE ARE ZERO PROS. THIS IS THE WORST COMPANY EVER! AND EVERY DAY IT GETS WORSE. 3G HAS GONE CRAXY WITH COST CUTTING.THERE ARE DAYS WE DON'T HAVE TOILET PAPER,PAPER TOWRLS OR PENS."----UNCLE CORNPONE WASN'T KIDDING WHEN HE SAID THEY HAD THEIR WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM.I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT THESE VULTURE CAPITALISTS ARE GOING TO RUN THESE GREAT OLD COMPANIES INTO THE GROUND.----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#203 - FRED WINTZER - 08/17/2015 - 19:30
BEGUILING/SPECIOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL IN THE MEGACOSM----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD JOHN POYNTER'S PAINTING "ANDROMEDIA" AND THINKING OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE PORTUGUESE ENEMA AT KRAFT FOODS HAS BEGUN----GLASSDOOR 8/29/15 --"USED TO BE BEST PLACE TO WORK"---THE NEW LEADERSHIP TEAM TOOK AWAY MOST OF THE BENEFITS THAT DISTINGUISHED KRAFT. KEPT SOME PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT TO BE THERE AND GOT RID OF SOME OF THE BEST TALENT.-----STAY TUNED THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING
#204 - FRED WINTZER - 09/02/2015 - 14:54
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST DOMINQUE INGRES' PAINTING "COUNTESS D'HAUSSONVILLE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER. THROUGHOUT THE AGES COURTSHIP HAS INVOLVED--MAN ALL TONGUE AND WOMAN ALL EARS. FEW MEN ARE PROOF AGAINST THE IMPLIED FLATTERY OF THE RAPT ATTENTION OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. LOVE IS A MAGICIAN THAT COVERTS A VIVIPAROUS MAMMAL INTO AN ANGEL WITH BOOBED WINGS AND A HEART OF GOLD. "I SAW THE ANGEL IN THE MARBLE AND CARVED UNTIL I SET HER FREE."---MICHELANGELO.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#205 - FRED WINTZER - 09/08/2015 - 14:16
DAZZLING/BOUNTIFUL/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE-------THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT HENRI GERVEX'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS FACE AND BEAUTIFUL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS-----VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REFUSES TO GIVE UP HIS ATTEMPT TO BANKRUPT HERBALIFE(HLF) WHICH BEGAN IN DECEMBER 2012. TODAY HE COMPARED THE COMPANY TO VEMMA NUTRITION WHICH WAS RECENTLY SHUTDOWN BY THE FTC. THIS ASSHOLE(ACKMAN) HAS ALREADY BANKRUPTED ONE COMPANY(BORDERS BOOKS) AND SEVERELY WOUNDED ANOTHER(JC PENNEY) . HIS ASSAULT ON HERBALIFE HAS ALREADY WRECKED THE COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET AND IS PROBABLY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT'S RECENT EARNINGS PROBLEMS. SUCH IS REAGENOMICS, A MADNESS WORSE THAN RABIES.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#206 - FRED WINTZER - 09/17/2015 - 15:53
BEWITCHING/SHAPELY/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRIMATE SEEN ON THIS PLANET IN THE LAST 65 MILLION YEARS----I AM LOOKING AT GIOVANNI FRANCESCO GUERCINO'S PAINTING "SAMSON & DELILAH" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA DEFINES A CONSERVATIVE AS ONE WHO "BELIEVES THAT SOCIETY IS A VERY COMPLEX ORGANISM INVOLVING A MYRIAD OF INTERRELATED ELEMENTS THAT CONTRIBUTE TO ITS WELL-BEING, OFTEN IN UNPREDICTABLE WAYS." UNFORTUNATELY, THE REPUBLICAN PARTY DEFINES A CONSERVATIVE AS " A POLITICIAN WHO,WHEN HE IS BOUGHT WILL STAY BOUGHT." EDMUND BURKE ONCE OBSERVED THAT "THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT." SINCE HUMAN NATURE CHANGES WITH GEOLOGICAL LEISURELINESS, THE WORLD'S HISTORY IS SOMEWHAT CONSTANT---THE SAME CONDITIONS USUALLY PRODUCE SIMILAR RESULTS. THE PAST 34 YEARS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH DIFFERENT IF BACK IN 1981 THE AMIABLE DUNCE HAD CONSULTED HISTORY BEFORE DEREGULATING WALL STREET. DURING THE 139 YEAR PERIOD 1793-1932 THE WORLD HAD EXPERIENCED 19 FINANCIAL PANICS FOLLOWED BY DEPRESSIONS. ACCORDING TO MOST HISTORIANS, THE ABSENCE OF ANY PANICS AFTER 1932 WAS ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE MANY RESTRAINTS PLACED ON PRIVATE SPECULATION AND UNTRAMMELED INDIVIDUALISM FOLLOWING THE GREAT DEPRESSION(SEE ARTICLE ON PANICS IN ENCLY. AMERICANA). EVERY SANE SOCIETY NEEDS CONSERVATIVES. NO SANE SOCIETY NEEDS TODAYS REPUBLICANS. ----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#207 - FRED WINTZER - 09/19/2015 - 17:35
SUMPTUOUS/SNAZZY/SATYRIC CHRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORAGSM-----I AM LOOKING AT ANNIBALE CARRACCI'S PAINTING "VENUS & SATYR WITH TWO CUPIDS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS ------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ACCORDING TO THE LEADERSHIP INSTITUTE ,THE OFFICIAL NECKPIECE OF CONSERVATIVE WASHINGTON WAS/IS THE "ADAM SMITH TIE". LETS HOPE THAT THE NEXT TIME THE REPUBLICANS DECLARE A FREE-MARKET HOEDOWN THEY ACTUALLY TAKE THE TIME TO READ ADAM SMITH'S "THE WEALTH OF NATIONS". THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM THAT GREAT BOOK COULD BE LABELLED "THE MATTER WITH REAGENOMICS". "WEALTH OF NATIONS" BOOK IV, CHAPTER VIII, PAGE 145----"TO WIDEN THE MARKET AND TO NARROW THE COMPETITION IS ALWAYS THE INTEREST OF DEALERS.....THE PROPOSAL OF ANY NEW LAW OR REGULATION FROM THIS ORDER, OUGHT ALWAYS TO BE LISTENED TO WITH GREAT PRECAUTION.....IT COMES FROM AN ORDER OF MEN WHOSE INTEREST IS NEVER EXACTLY THE SAME WITH THE PUBLIC....AND WHO HAVE UPON MANY OCCASIONS BOTH DECEIVED AND OPPRESSED IT." SMITH WENT ON TO STATE THAT "WITH THE GREATER PART OF RICH PEOPLE THE CHIEF ENJOYMENT OF RICHES CONSISTS IN THE PARADE OF RICHES." JEB BUSH'S LATEST TAX PROPOSAL IS ANOTHER IN A 35 YEAR SERIES OF OCCASIONS TO DECEIVE THE PUBLIC. OVER 50% OF THE TAX CUTS GO TO THE TOP 1% AND ONLY 3% GO TO THE LOWEST 20%. THIS IS WHAT DAVID BROOKS DESCRIBES AS "CLASS WARFARE FEVER SWAMPS". THANKS TO 35 YEARS OF SUCH NONESENSE VENTURE CAPITALIST TOM PERKINS NOW SPORTS A WATCH WHICH IS EQUAL TO "A SIX PACK OF ROLEXES". GIVING A BILLIONAIRE A TAX CUT IS LIKE PELTING A DOG WITH MEATBALLS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.
#208 - FRED WINTZER - 09/20/2015 - 15:39
EXQUISITE/RESPLENDENT/CONCUPISCENCE KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL-----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE DORE'S PAINTING "ANDROMEDA" AND THINKING OF YOUR CONSUMMATE CHASIS----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: FEMINISM IS DEFINED AS "THE THEORY OF POLITICAL,ECONOMIC, AND SOCIAL EQUALITY OF THE SEXES." A UNSUNG HERO IS ONE WHO KINDLES A GREAT LIGHT IN THE WORLD AND SETS UP BLAZING TORCHES IN THE DARK STREETS OF LIFE FOR FUTURE MEN/WOMEN TO SEE BY. SUCH AN UNSUNG HERO WAS SADIE(THE GOAT) FARRELL---1869. THIS AMAZING WOMAN WAS "QUEEN OF THE WATERFRONT" IN THE FOURTH WARD OF LATE 19TH CENTURY NEW YORK CITY. HER LIFE WAS TESTIMONY TO THE FACT THAT WOMEN CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING THAT MEN CAN. SHE FIRST CAME TO PROMINENCE AS A VICIOUS STREET MUGGER(CALLED THE GOAT BECAUSE SHE HEADBUTTED HER VICTIMS) . SHE LATER BECAME A GANG LEADER AND NOTORIOUS RIVER BOAT PIRATE FLYING "THE JOLLY ROGER" FROM THE MASTHEAD OF HER BOAT. RUMOR HAS IT SHE WAS BILL O'REILLY'S GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND HER LIFE IS A TESTIMONY TO THE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY IRISH IMMIGRANTS IN THE 19TH CENTURY( " THE GANGS OF NEW YORK" ASBURY).------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MUMMIFIED HAND OF A NOTARY PUBLIC--CHOPPED OF FOR FALSELY CERTIFYING A DOCUMENT HAS BEEN ON DISPLAY IN THE CITY OF MUNSTER GERMANY AS A WARNING TO OTHER NOTARIES FOR 400 YEARS. THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION SHOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT WITH THE MUMMIFIED TONGUE OF A GOLDMAN SACHS C.E.O.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#209 - FRED WINTZER - 09/22/2015 - 16:33
DAZZLING/CANNY/WANTON KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "VENUS RECLINING HOLDING AN ARROW" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST WATCHED THE 9/30/15 PLANNED PARENTHOOD HEARINGS AND AM NOW CONVINCED THAT TODAY'S REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS IN THE LATE 20TH AND EARLY 21ST CENTURIES THAT HAS MADE GIANT STRIDES IN REVERSE. EVERY TIMES WE LOOK TOWARDS NRCC HEADQUARTERS TO SEE IF WE CAN SPOT THE AMERICAN EAGLE; ALL THAT WE SEE IS THE REAR END OF AN OSTRICH. IT WOULD NOT BE SURPRISING IF THESE ANTHROPOIDS INCORPORATED THE 1486 MALLEUS MALEFICARUM (HAMMER OF WITCHES) INTO THE 2016 REPUBLICAN PLATFORM. THIS WAS A TREATISE ON THE PROSECUTION OF WITCHES WHICH BECAME THE HANDBOOK FOR SECULAR COURTS THROUGHOUT THE RENAISSANCE. THE NEXT TIME CECILIA RICHARDS TESTIFIES BEFORE CONGRESS SHE MIGHT BE SUBJECTED TO A PROCEDURE KNOWN AS "WITCH PRICKING". THIS PRACTICE DERIVED FROM THE BELIEF THAT ALL WITCHES BORE A WITCH'S MARK THAT WOULD NOT FEEL PAIN.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ON 4/20/13 AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "A THOUGHT ON THE HEINZ ACQUISITION" BY MARY BUFFETT APPEARED IN THE HUFFINGTON POST. THE ARTICLE MADE THE FOLLOWING POINTS --"IN WARREN BUFFETTS MIND,HEINZ IS MUCH LIKE COCA-COLA....IN EACH CASE,BOTH COKE AND HEINZ HAVE AN UNSHAKABLE BRAND RELATIONSHIP WITH THE AMERICAN CONSUMER." WHAT MARY BUFFETT COULDN'T HAVE FORSEEN WAS THE DEVASTATING IMPACT OF BERNARDO HEES'S PORTUGUESE ENIMA. TODAY HJ HEINZ IS A FAR WORSE PLACE TO WORK THAN EVEN KMART. IT IS ARGUABLY THE WORST COMPANY IN AMERCA TO WORK FOR.---GLASSDOOR 9/24/15 "NOTHING HERE BUT CORPORATE GREED AND UNDERPAID UNAPPRECIATED EMPLOYEES"-----"PLAN ON BUYING YOUR OWN OFFICE SUPPLIES...UTILITY COMPANIES HAVE BEEN OUT TO SHUT OFF UTILITIES MULTIPLE TIMES DUE TO THE 120 DAY PAYMENT POLICIES." -----UNCLE CORNPONE BETTER GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS SOON OR 3G WILL DESTROY THE COMPANIES HE PLANS TO OWN FOREVER.AS JACK WELCH ONCE SAID "NO COMPANY CAN WIN OVER THE LONG RUN WITHOUT ENERGIZED EMPLOYEES,WHO BELIEVE IN THE MISSION AND UNDERSTAND HOW TO ACHIEVE IT."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#210 - FRED WINTZER - 10/01/2015 - 16:32
LAVISH/GUILEFUL/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL PRIMATE-----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BENNER'S PAINTING "SALOME" AND REFLECTING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVULSIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM SHAKESPEARE--"WOMEN ARE AS ROSES WHOSE FAIR FLOWER BEING ONCE DISPLAYED DOTH FALL THAT VERY HOUR."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I ONCE TOLD YOU THAT SOME DAY THERE WOULD BE A FORTUNE MADE SHORTING THE STOCK OF VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS( VRX). THAT DAY MAY HAVE ARRIVED. AS I TOLD YOU THIS COMPANY IS A SHOP TILL YOU DROP ROPE-A-DOPE. WHEN THIS COMPANY CAN NO LONGER SHOP, THIS PONZI SCHEME WILL UNRAVEL. THE COMPANY HAS A HORRIBLE BALANCE SHEET(5/1 DEBT TO WORTH) AND THE HIGH-YIELD BOND SPREAD HAS JUST EXPERIENCED IT'S WORST 4 MONTH PERIOD SINCE 2008. ON TOP OF THIS VALEANT'S PRICE GAUGING IS BEGINNING TO RECEIVE A LOT OF PRESS ( VALEANT AVERAGE ANNUAL PRICE INCREASE 2012--21%---2013--36&--2014--50%--2015--64%). I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT BANKS WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT FUTURE VALEANT ACQUISITIONS. WHEN THIS COMPANY(SELLING AT 72 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS) IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO SHOP---THE COMPANY'S STOCK WILL DROP LIKE A ROCK(POSSIBLY DOWN TO ZERO). THIS PIECE) OF SHIT IS THE CREATION OF A WHOLE ARMY OF WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS-GOLDMAN SACHS---DEUTSCH BANK--MANY HEDGE FUNDS. NEW YORK TIMES SWAMI DAVID BROOKS STATED ON 12/21/14 THAT READING EDMUND BURKE'S "REFLECTIONS ON THE REVOLUTION IN FRANCE" CHANGED HIS LIFE. IF HE TOOK THE TROUBLE TO READ WHAT BURKE HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE NABOBS OF THE EAST INDIA COMPANY, EDMUND BURKE MIGHT CHANGE HIS LIFE FOR A SECOND TIME. THESE SCOUNDRELS ARE ALMOST THE SPITTING IMAGE OF TODAY'S HEDGE FUND MANAGERS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#211 - FRED WINTZER - 10/11/2015 - 22:18
SPLENDIFEROUS/TRICKY/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE---THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "LE SOMMEIL DE VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS CHASSIS-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS NO DEN LARGE ENOUGH TO HIDE A ROGUE FOREVER; COMMIT A CRIME AND THE WORLD IS MADE OF GLASS. IT IS MUCH EASIER TO GO DOWN A HILL THAN UP. THE PONZI SCHEME KNOWN AS VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS IS ABOUT TO UNRAVEL. THE COMPANY JUST RECEIVED SUBPOENAS FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTORS AND TWO CORPORATE LITIGATION BOUTIQUES ARE TARGETING THIS FRAUDULENT PIECE OF SHIT. SOONER OR LATER MOODY'S WILL BE FORCED TO LOWER VALEANT'S CREDIT RATING. THIS COMPANY COULD BE IN BANKRUPTCY SOONER THAN I ORIGINALLY PREDICTED. ----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#212 - FRED WINTZER - 10/15/2015 - 21:23
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTHWATERING CLITORIS:THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ARE NEVER BORING. SINCE SEPT 18TH THE CAPTAIN HAS TAKEN A HUGE BEATING ON HIS LARGEST POSITION ENRONCEUTICALS(VALEANT). THIS STOCK IS DOWN OVER 50% IN LITTLE OVER A MONTH. ON OCT 6 ACKMAN DEFENDED THE COMPANY AT THE BLOOMBERG SUMMIT AND ON OCT 27 THE CAPTAIN WILL HOST AN INVESTOR CALL ON VALEANT. THE COMPANY'S STOCK SELLING AT $110 IS STILL SELLING AT A HUGE PRICE EARNINGS MULTIPLE( 63 TIMES) AND TO BRING IT DOWN TO A MARKET MULTIPLE WOULD REQUIRE ANOTHER 66% DROP IN THE STOCK PRICE. I THINK THIS PIECE OF SHIT COULD EVENTUALLY DROP TO ZERO BEFORE THE VULTURES PICK UP THE PIECES. IN TERMS OF ENTERTAINMENT, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS CUSTOMERS ARE CERTAINLY GETTING THEIR MONEY'S WORTH---THEY ALWAYS ARE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION AT COCKTAIL PARTIES. AS I TOLD YOU OVER A YEAR AGO, VALEANT IS ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF WALL STREET CREATED FRAUDULENT COMPANIES. ACCORDING TO A 10/27/15 WSJ MONEY BEAT STORY, SINCE 2010 THE COMPANY HAS PAID OUT ROUGHLY $703 MILLION IN INVESTMENT BANKING FEES TO THE SAME OLD CAST OF SLIMEHEADS---JP MORGAN--GOLDMAN SACHS--MORGAN STANLEY---DEUTSCH BANK---. EARN WHILE YOU CHURN-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#213 - FRED WINTZER - 10/27/2015 - 21:27
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS: ACCORDING TO A 3/26/15 "FORBES" ARTICLE BY ANTOINE GARA ENTITLED "KRAFT FOODS AND THE RISE OF WALL STREET BUY AND HOLD KINGPINS"----"BUFFETT,3G, AND ACKMAN MAY HAVE PUT THEIR FINGER ON THE RIGHT FORMULA FOR THE CURREN MARKET AND ECONOMIC CLIMATE". AS I ONCE TOLD YOU, IF I EVER NEEDED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT I WOULD WANT THE BRAIN OF A "FORBES" REPORTER. I WOULD WANT A BRAIN THAT HAD NEVER BEEN USED. ACCORDING TO COLLATED RESEARCH AND A RECENT HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW REPORT, THE FAILURE RATE FOR MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS SITS BETWEEN 70% AND 90%. THE FAILURE RATE FOR M&A'S INVOLVING HEDGE FUNDS AND BUYOUT FIRMS IS CLOSER TO 100%. ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR, THE PORTUGUESE ENEMA IS BEGINNING TO BE FELT AT KRAFT FOODS---10/25/15 --"NOT THE SAME COMPANY IT ONCE WAS"---PROS--NONE NOW SINCE MERGER WITH HEINZ & 3G. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO MADE WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY ENJOYABLE HAVE BEEN LET GO.NOW WORKING HERE IS REALLY BAD". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THIS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL KRAFT JOINS HEINZ AS THE WORST COMPANY IN THE USA TO WORK FOR. THE TEAM WITH THE BEST HIGHLY MOTIVATED PLAYERS WINS. CULTURE DRIVES GREAT RESULTS. AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE HEINZ/KRAFT WILL JOIN VALEANT AS A GREAT SHORT SALE. AS SAM WALTON ONCE SAID--"OUTSTANDING LEADERS BOOST THE SELF ESTEEM OF THEIR PEOPLE. IF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES, ITS AMAZING WHAT THEY CAN ACCOMPLISH". -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#214 - FRED WINTZER - 10/29/2015 - 22:38
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS HAVE ENTERED A NEW PHASE. THE LATEST EPISODE IS ENTITLED "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE TYRANNICAL RETALIATION OF THE TUTBO TOILET". WITHIN THE NEXT 24 MONTHS I BELIEVE ACKMAN AND PERSHING CAPITAL WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE VALEANT PHARMA TOILET.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#215 - FRED WINTZER - 11/07/2015 - 18:58
SPLENDIFEROUS/PROBLEMATIC/LUBRICIOUS KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM: THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF "COSMOPOLITAN" CONTAINS A COVER PAGE ARTICLE ENTITLED "GUYS MADE EASY==5 WAYS TO GET WHAT YOU WANT UNDER THE TREE AND IN BED." EVER SINCE THE "HITE REPORT(1976}" ILLUSTRATED THAT THE AVERAGE MALE'S EFFORT AS A GALLANT RESEMBLED A GORILLA TRYING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN, COSMOPOLITAN HAS BEEN INSTRUCTING IT'S READERS ON METHODS TO TEACH GORILLAS HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.IF I HAD A TEENAGE DAUGHTER I WOULD TELL HER TO WATCH ALL 825 RAW TUBE TEEN VIDEOS USING THE GEORGE W BUSH APPROACH--"IS OUR GORILLAS LEARNING?" MAYBE A MUCH OVERRATED CREATOR NEVER INTENDED FOR THE GORILLAS TO PLAY THE VIOLIN.MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP GIVING GORILLAS FREE VIOLIN LESSONS.--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#216 - FRED WINTZER - 11/08/2015 - 21:49
IMPOSING/INGENIOUS/PRURIENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT PETER PAUL RUBENS PAINTING "BOREAS ABDUCTING ORITHYIA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MEETS YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WE ARE NOW WITNESSING THE REVENGE OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. HE HAS NOW TURNED ON HIS OLD HERO UNCLE CORNPONE---"11/11/15--ACKMAN SLAMS BUFFETT'S INVESTMENT IN COCA-COLA". I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT ACKMAN'S FAVORITE STOCK VALEANT(SELLING AT 43 TIMES EARNINGS) IS ON ITS WAY TO BANKRUPTCY. THE COMPANY HAS MADE OVER 100 ACQUISITIONS SINCE 2008 AND EMPLOYS 18,000 PEOPLE WHO HATE THE PLACE. CULTURE DRIVES SUCCESS AND AS LOUIS GRESTNER(IBM) PUT IT--"I CAME TO SEE,IN MY TIME AT IBM,THAT CULTURE ISN'T JUST ONE ASPECT OF THE GAME,IT IS THE GAME. IN THE END AN ORGANIZATION IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE COLLECTIVE CAPACITY OF ITS PEOPLE TO CREATE VALUE."--CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS' AGONY HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#217 - FRED WINTZER - 11/12/2015 - 20:57
SUMPTUOUS/SLY/SALACIOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL PRIMATE. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, FRONT RUNNING IS ALIVE AND WELL ON WALL STREET. ON 11/10/15 CREDIT SUISSE'S KULBINDER GARCHA GAVE APPLE'S STOCK A GOOD THUMPING WITH THE FOLLOWING INVESTMENT NOTE--"WE ARE LOWERING OUR CALENDER 2016 ESTIMATE BECAUSE APPLE HAS LOWERED ITS COMPONENT ORDERS BY AS MUCH AS 10% ACCORDING TO OUR TEAMS IN ASIA."--AS I TOLD YOU EARLIER, WALL STREET ANAL-ISTS ALL HAVE SECRET SOURCES THAT ENABLE THEM TO STAMPEDE THE ELECTRONIC HERD WHEN THE EMOTIONAL CLIMATE DICTATES. THANKS TO GARCHA, WE CAN NOW PURCHASE THE WORLD'S MOST ADMIRED COMPANY("FORTUNE") AND THE WORLD'S #1 GLOBAL BRAND("INTERBRAND"),AT A 45% DISCOUNT TO THE S&P P/E AND A 55% DISCOUNT TO THE COCA COLA P/E. THANK YOU KULBINDER GARCHA AND CREDIT SUISSE.----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#218 - FRED WINTZER - 11/15/2015 - 23:15
BREATHTAKING/INSIDIOUS/SHAMELESS KRISTIE---THE INCOMPARABLE ORANGUTAN WHISPERER. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: OVER 200 YEARS AGO ALEXANDER POPE OBSERVED THAT "THE PROPER STUDY OF MANKIND IS MAN---NOT EBITDA". PEOPLE EXCEL AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING WHEN THEY ARE HAVING FUN. AT THIS VERY MOMENT WE ARE WITNESSING THE UNFOLDING OF AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY. IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS 3G CAPITAL AND WARREN BUFFETT HAVE CONVERTED KRAFT/HEINZ FROM A GREAT PLACE TO WORK INTO THE VERY WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR----GLASSDOOR--ONLY 21% WOULD RECOMMEND TO FRIEND AND ONLY 13% APPROVE OF CEO. THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW HEADLINES WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT IS GOING ON (1)--10/11/15--"WORST COMPANY ON EARTH"(2) --1O/18/15---"LEGALIZED SLAVERY (3) --9/14/15--"IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE" AND (4)--8/14/15--"STAY AWAY". DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES WILL KILL A COMPANY AND ON 11/10/15 KRAFT HEINZ REPORTED A DISAPPOINTING QUARTER WHICH MARKS THE BEGINNING OF MANY MORE TO FOLLOW. THANKS TO BERNARDO HEES AND UNCLE CORNPONE, THIS COMPANY IS AN EXCEPTIONAL LONG TERM "SHORT".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#219 - FRED WINTZER - 11/17/2015 - 19:09
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: THE GREEDY ARE ALWAYS NEEDY. LEFT TO WALL STREET THINGS ALWAYS GO FROM BAD TO WORSE. AFTER POCKETING $52.6 MILLION IN BANKING FEES FROM VALEANT, DEUTSCHE BANK IS NOW MAKING MONEY BEATING UP THE COMPANY'S TERRIBLY VULNERABLE STOCK. BLOOMBERG 11/17/15---"DEUTSCHE BANK: OUR SURVEY SUGGESTS DERMATOLOGISTS HAVE SOURED ON VALEAnt." AS I HAVE TOLD YOU IN THE PAST, VALEANT IS A PONZI SCHEME CREATED BY WALL STREET. THE COMPANY IS GOING BANKRUPT ANYWAY, SO WHY SHOULDN'T WALL STREET MAKE A FORTUNE BEATING THE STOCK INTO THE GROUND.-----ALL MY LOVE TO THE LITTLE VARMINT.
#220 - FRED WINTZER - 11/17/2015 - 19:44
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH TNE ANIMATED/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS: WALL STREET CONTINUES TO MINT MONEY MANIPULATING APPLE'S STOCK. EARLIER THIS MONTH CREDIT SUISSE KNOCKED IT DOWN; TODAY GOLDMAN SACHS KNOCKED IT BACK UP----EARN WHILE YOU CHURN. AN EXCELLENT WAY TO DETERMINE THE LONG TERM ATTRACTIVENESS OF A STOCK IS THE PEG RATIO. THIS RATIO WAS ORIGINALLY DEVELOPED BY MARIO FARINA IN 1969 AND P0PULARIZED IN 1989 BY LEGENDARY INVESTOR PETER LYNCH. A LOWER RATIO IS "BETTER"(CHEAPER) AND A HIGHER RATIO IS "WORSE"(EXPENSIVE). AS INDICATED BY THE FOLLOWING PEG RATIOS, APPLE IS PROBABLY THE BEST LONG TERM VALUE OUT THERE--(1) APPLE--.0.8 (2) INTEL-- 1.7 (3) WALT DISNEY--1.9 (4) NIKE --2.5 (5) S&P 500---3.6 AND (6) COCA-COLA 8.9. ADD TO THIS THE FACT THAT APPLE HAS THE STRONGEST BALANCE SHEET AND HIGHEST RETURN ON EQUITY OF ANY OF THESE COMPANIES. REMEMBER THAT IN THE LONG RUN THE MARKET IS A WEIGHING MACHINE NOT AN ADDING MACHINE,---BUY APPLE!!!!!!----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#221 - FRED WINTZER - 11/18/2015 - 21:10
STUNNING SERAPH OF THE 10001 BEGUILING FEMALE ORGASMS: AS A DOG RETURNETH TO HIS VOMIT, "SO HEDGE FUND MANAGERS RETURNETH TO THEIR FOLLY"--PROVERBS 26:11. ACCORDING TO INSIDERMONKEY, BILLIONAIRE STEPHEN MANDEL REMAINS BULLISH ON VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS AND HAS ACQUIRED MORE THA 2 MILLION SHARES SINCE JULY. LEON COOPERMAN'S OMEGA ADVISORS ADDED CLOSE TO 1/2 MILLION SHARES DURING THE SAME PERIOD AND TODAY CITIGROUP ISSUED AN "OVERWEIGHT" RATING INITIATION ON VALEANT'S DEBT.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: VALEANT IS NOTHING MORE THA A PONZI SCHEME WITH A HORRENDOUS BALANCE SHEET AND 18,000 DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES. AS PETER DRUCKER ONCE SAID--"CULTURE EATS STRATERGY FOR BREAKFEAST." ON 10/28/15 A FORMER VALEANT EMPLOYEE DESCRIBED THIS PIECE OF SHIT AS "A SLEAZY COMPANY WITH UNETHICAL AND PROBABLY ILLEGAL PRACTICES--HOUSE OF CARDS READY TO FALL TO THE GROUND."---"DEAR LORD,HELP ME TO BREAK EVEN.I NEED THE MONEY".---UNKNOWN HEDGE FUND MANAGER.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.----PS: GOOD NEWS FOR APPLE STOCK--"APPLE PLUMMETS TO 4TH PLACE AMONG HEDGE (SMART MONEY) HOLDINGS,FROM #1. ---GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!
#222 - FRED WINTZER - 11/19/2015 - 21:23
FLAMBOYANT/VULPINE/LEWD KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT ANTON VAN DYCK\\\'S PAINTING \\\"ZEUS THE SATYR APPROACHING ANTIOPE\\\" AND DREAMING OF YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: GREED IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT AND IS ONE OF THE MOST GULLIBLE OF PASSIONS. THE IGNORANT MIND IS ROOTED IN THREE PASSIONS--GREED,ANGE AND DELUSION. DURING THE PAST 3 YEARS VALEANT PHARMA HAS BEEN A GOLD MINE FOR WALL STREET INVESTMENT BANKS---SPENDING $40 BILLION ON 150 ACQUISITIONS AND GENERATING OVER $500 MILLION IN BANKING FEES. UNFORTUNATELY, CITIGROUP HAS BEEN LEFT OUT OF THE ACTION. THAT MAY SHORTLY CHANGE.IN THE LAST TWO DAYS VALEANT SHARES HAVE JUMPED MORE THAN 20% AFTER CITIGROUP INITIATED COVERAGE OF VALEANT\\\"S $40 BILLION IN DEBT WITH AN \\\"OVERWEIGHT\\\" RATING. ACCORDING TO CITIGROUP THE DEBT OF THIS PONZI SCHEME IS \\\"A COMPELLING BUYING OPPORTUNITY.\\\"----FOR GREED ALL NATURE IS TOO LITTLE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#223 - FRED WINTZER - 11/20/2015 - 21:51
WINESOME/CONNIVING/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY---I AM LOOKING AT HENRY PIERRE PICOU'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE 11/22/15 ISSUE OF THE "FINANCIAL TIMES" CONTAINED AN ARTICLE BY ROBIN WIGGLESWORTH ABOUT HEDGE FUNDS SCRAMBLING TO POACH COMPUTER SCIENTISTS FROM SILICON VALLEY. ACCORDING TO WIGGLESWORTH, FOR YEARS QUANTITATIVE FINANCIERS HAVE COME UP WITH INNOVATIVE, COMPLEX WAYS TO ANALYSE AND TRADE ON COMPANY EARNINGS OR ECONOMIC RELEASES. ACCORDING TO DENNIS RUHL OF JP MORGAN ASSET MANAGEMENT'S QUANTITATIVE BEHAVIOURAL FINANCE UNIT--"WE ABSOLUTELY NEED MORE COMPUTER SCIENTSTS."---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF RARE MATHEMATICAL TALENT. AS FRANCIS CRICK POINTED OUT 50 YEARS AGO--"THE NEURON HAS NOT EVOLVED FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF MATHEMATICIANS". THE MARKET FOR A STOCK/BOND/DERIVATIVE IS A COMPLEX ADAPTIVE SYSTEM AND IS BEYOND PREDICTABILITY. ACCORDING TO A RECENT MORNINGSTAR STUDY---DURING THE 10 YEAR PERIOD 2004-2014 INDEX FUNDS HAVE TROUNCED ACTIVELY MANAGED FUNDS. THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE MARKET IS TO TAKE A 3-5 YEAR TIME HORIZON. IN THE SHORT TERM THE MARKET IS A VOTING MACHINE WHERON COUNTLESS INDIVIDUALS MAKE BETS WHICH ARE LARGELY THE PRODUCT OF EMOTION. THE STOCK MARKET IS A PENDULUM WHICH ALWAYS SWINGS BETWEEN UNSUSTAINABLE OPTIMISM AND UNJUSTIFIED PESSIMISM. YOU MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET BY SELLING TO OPTIMISTS AND BUYING FROM PESSIMISTS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#224 - FRED WINTZER - 11/24/2015 - 21:22
ELEGANT/CRAFTY/LUSTFUL KRISTY---THE MILKY-WAY'S MOST BEAUTIFUL PRIMATE---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "VENUS & CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR CULMINATING UNDER CARRIAGE---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF IT TURNS OUT THAT GOD HATES THE SAME THINGS THAT YOU DO--YOU CAN SAFELY ASSUME YOU'VE CREATED GOD IN YOUR OWN IMAGE---AS ROGER AILES OFTEN SAYS--"THE MASSES NEED A GOOD HATE AND IT'S MY JOB TO GIVE IT TO THEM"---UNCULTIVATED MINDS ARE NOT FULL OF WILD FLOWERS--VILLAINOUS WEEDS GROW IN THEM AND THEY ARE THE HAUNT OF TOADS----FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS FOX NEWS HAS BEEN SAYING TO HOMO-VULGARIS--"GET YOUR VILLAINOUS WEEDS AND TOADS HERE"---GOOGLE UP BIBLE VERSES ABOUT ABORTION AND YOU WILL DISCOVER NONE OF THE PASSAGES PRO-LIFERS RELY ON MENTION ABORTION AND THAT ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE GOD SOMETIMES APPROVES OF KILLING FETUSES--"GIVE THEM,O LORD: WHAT WILL THOU GIVE? GIVE THEM MISCARRYING WOMB AND DRY BREASTS"--HOSEA 9:14----ON THE OTHER HAND THERE IS NO QUESTION THAT YAHWEH HATES USURY--" YOU SHALL NOT LEND HIM YOUR MONEY AT INTEREST.IF YOUR BROTHER BECOMES POOR TAKE NO INTEREST FROM HIM., BUT FEAR YOUR GOD"--LEVITICUS 25:35-37----THE DEMAGOGUE IS ONE WHO PREACHES A DOCTRINE HE KNOWS TO BE UNTRUE TO MEN HE KNOWS TO BE IDIOTS----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: LOVE IS 75% CURIOSITY. TAKE A LOOK AT DEMI MOORE'S HAIRY PUSSY---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#225 - FRED WINTZER - 11/29/2015 - 22:42
BEWITCHING SERAPH WITH THE COLTISH/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE HELIOCENTRIC SYSTEM----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: GOOGLE UP "DEMI MOORE'S HAIRY BUSH PUSSY IS RATHER SCARY" AND YOU WILL SEE A PUSSY THAT IS A RIDDLE,WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY INSIDE AN ENIGMA. AS STENDHAL("ON LOVE") ONCE OBSERVED--"THE PLEASURES OF LOVE ARE ALWAYS PROPORTIONATE TO OUR FEARS"---THE WORLD OF REALITY HAS ITS LIMITS; THE WORLD OF IMAGINATION IS BOUNDLESS---AS MAE WEST PUT IT "ONCE YOUR BONED WHAT IS LEFT TO CREATE THE ILLUSION"---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING WE CAN EXPERIENCE IS THE MYSTERIOUS---WITHOUT MYSTERY--IF EVERYTHING WAS KNOWN--LIFE WOULD BE DULL INDEED---I AM SURE YOU HAVE SEEN POLLS THAT SHOW MEN PREFER FULLY BALD PUSSIES---REMEMBER: MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS;BUT HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT---FORGET MODERN MAN AND LISTEN TO CASANOVA(WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH 130 DIFFERENT WOMEN)---"WE KNOW THAT WHAT WE DON'T SEE IS SIMILAR TO WHAT WE'VE SEEN BEFORE; BUT WE ARE NOT SURE--WE ARE CURIOUS--SO WE CHASE AFTER A STRANGE WOMAN AS IF SHE WERE A TREASURE BEYOND COMPARE"--I NEVER GET BORED LOOKING AT A "JUNGLE PUSSY"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#226 - FRED WINTZER - 11/30/2015 - 20:42
GLITTERING/SLY/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN CHRONICLED HISTORY---I AM LOOKING AT LEONARDO DA VINCI'S PAINTING "LADY WITH AN ERMINE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT THE SWEETEST SMILES HOLD THE DARKEST SECRETS---REALITY IS SOMETHING FROM WHICH WE ALL FEEL THE NEED OF TAKING FREQUENT HOLIDAYS. FALLING IN LOVE INVOLVES UNCORKING THE IMAGINATION AND BOTTLING UP THE COMMON SENSE.LOVE IS THE CHILD OF ILLUSION AND IS THE ONLY TRUE ADVENTURE. WOMEN ARE MEANT TO BE LOVED NOT UNDERSTOOD. A WISE WOMAN PUTS A GRAIN OF SUGAR IN EVERYTHING SHE SAYS TO A MAN.COMBINE A FOG MACHINE AND A COTTON CANDY MAKER TO CREATE A DELICIOUS MYSTERY WHICH IS THE HEART OF ROMANCE.(1) "AN EASY ATTAINMENT MAKES LOVE CONTEMPTIBLE: A DIFFICULT ONE MAKES IT DEAR "--CAPELLANUS. (2) "WE ARE EVER STRIVING AFTER THE FORBIDDEN,AND COVETING WHAT IS DENIED US."--OVID----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#227 - FRED WINTZER - 12/02/2015 - 21:19
PALATIAL ISHTAR WITH THE FROLICSOME/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT LOISE ELIZABETH VIGEE LE BRUN'S PAINTING OF "FLORA" AND THINKING OF YOUR IMPECCABLE CHESTICLES---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DURING THE ROARING 1920'S AMERICA'S FOREMOST LITERARY CRITIC(HL MENCKEN) COULD SAY WITH CONFIDENCE--"IN THE DUEL OF SEX WOMAN FIGHTS FROM A DREADNOUGHT AND MAN FROM AN OPEN RAFT"---SINCE 1965, THE TABLES HAVE CHANGED AND RIGHT NOW 70% OF MEN AGED 20-34 ARE NOT MARRIED AND BETWEEN 1965 AND 2010, THE PERCENTAGE OF CHILDREN BORN TO UNMARRIED WHITE WOMEN HAS INCREASED FROM 6% TO 36%---THESE STATISTICS ARE ALL ATTRIBUTABLE TO FOCUS GROUP INTERVIEWS CONDUCTED BY "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE (1)"2000 MEN TELL YOU HOW TO FLIP THEIR SWITCHES" (2)"10 THINGS GUYS CRAVE IN BED" (3)"HIS #1 SEX FANTASY (4) "KINKY SEX MOVES--MEN VOTE ON THEIR FAVORITE"----GORGEOUS APHRODITE:MEN DREAM DURING COURTSHIP AND AWAKEN DURING COITUS. COURTSHIP IS TO FORNICATION AS A VERY WITTY PROLOGUE TO A VERY DULL PLAY----WOMEN SHOULD STOP GIVING THE GORILLAS FREE VIOLIN LESSONS---VOLUPTUOUS VENUS:THE FOLLOWING IS HOW THE BIBLE PREDICTS WALL STREET'S ENDEMIC CORRUPTION COMES TO AN END--MARK 5:11-15--"SINCE 1981 THE INHABITANTS OF WALL STREET HAD BEEN POSSESSED BY A LEGION OF DEMONS.A LARGE HERD OF PIGS WILL BE FEEDING CLOSE TO THE EAST RIVER.THE DEMONS WILL BEG JESUS 'SEND US AMONG THE PIGS.' HE WILL GIVE THEM PERMISSION AND THE HERD WILL PLUNGE INTO THE EAST RIVER AND BE DROWNED".--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#228 - FRED WINTZER - 12/03/2015 - 20:40
RAVISHING INGENIOUS APHRODITE WITH THE ELVISH/PIQUANT CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING A T ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "PLEADING" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT SHE MOST ATTRACTS WHO LONGEST CAN REFUSE---ALMOST EVERY BOOK OF QUOTATIONS CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING QUOTATIONS ABOUT THE ORGASM (1) ANAIS NIN ON THE FEMALE ORGASM--"ELECTRIC FLESH ARROWS TRAVERSE THE BODY.A RAINBOW OF COLOR STRIKES THE EYELIDS.A FOAM OF MUSIC FALLS OVER THE EYES.IT IS THE GONG OF THE ORGASM".(2) LORD CHESTERFIELD ON THE MALE ORGASM--"THE PLEASURE IS MOMENTARY,THE POSITION REDICULOUS AND THE EXPENSE DAMNABLE."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A FEAST IS MORE FATAL TO LOVE THAN A FAST. A WOMAN THAT WISHES TO RETAIN HER SUITOR MUST KEEP HIM IN THE TRENCHES. A WOMAN SHOULD BE AN ILLUSION.IS THERE ANYTHING IN LIFE SO DISENCHANTING AS ATTAINMENT.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.
#229 - FRED WINTZER - 12/04/2015 - 20:42
SPECTACULAR/DEVIOUS/LICKERISH KRISTIE---THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT LEON GEROME'S PAINTING "BATHSHEBA" AND THINKING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS JUST A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, BUT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WITH BRAINS IS AN ABSOLUTELY LETHAL COMBINATION---IF IT'S DANGER YOU SEEK--BATHSHEBA IS YOUR GIRL---THE SPIDER HAS NO NEED TO CHASE. SHE SITS QUIETLY BY HER WEB AND WAITS FOR HER PREY AND THEN ENSNARES HIM----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: FEAR IS THE ENEMY OF LOGIC. NO PASSION SO EFFECTIVELY PARALYZES THE NEO-CORTEX AS FEAR. THE ONE PERMANENT EMOTION OF THE INFERIOR MAN IS FEAR--FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN,THE COMPLEX,THE INEXPLICABLE. AS ARISTOPHANES OBSERVED 2,600 YEARS AGO--"DEMAGOGUES ARE FISHERS FOR EELS; IN STILL WATERS THEY CATCH NOTHING,BUT IF THEY THOROUGHLY STIR UP THE SLIME,THE FISHING IS GOOD."---OBSERVE DONALD TRUMP FISHING FOR BONEHEADS--"YOU KNOW WHAT DARLING? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE SCARED ANYMORE.THEY'RE GOING TO BE SCARED."---IF I WERE CEO OF KIMBERLY CLARK I WOULD RUN THE FOLLOWING ADS ON THE O'REILLY FACTOR---"HUGGIES---'ULTRA ABSORBENCY'---'KEEPING YOUR REDNECK DRY EVEN WHEN HE'S WET'"-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF I HAD A FLOWER FOR EVERY TIME I THOUGHT OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS..I COULD WALK THROUGH MY GARDEN FOREVER.
#230 - FRED WINTZER - 12/06/2015 - 21:38
MAGNIFICENT/CRAFTY/PRURIENT KRISTIE----THE INCOMPARABLE ORANGUTAN WHISPERER----I AM LOOKING AT EVELYN DE MORGAN'S PAINTING OF "HELEN OF TROY" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON EARTH--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE---IT'S BEAUTY THAT CAPTURES YOUR ATTENTION;BUT PERSONALITY THAT CAPTURES YOUR HEART.THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS CANNOT BE SEEN BUT MUST BE FELT-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERESTIMATE THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN PLUTOCRAT. FOR THE PAST 35 YEARS THESE CLOWNS IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HAVE BEEN BEATING DOWN THE WAGES AND BENEFITS OF THEIR WORKERS. EVERY HUMAN BEING IS BORN WITH A TALENT--A PARTICULAR GIFT.EVERY ART/EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS NATURAL ARISTOCRACY---A CERTAIN FEW WHO ARE FORMED BY NATURE TO EXCEL IN THAT PARTICULAR ART/PROFESSION. AS STEVE JOBS OBSERVED BEFORE HE DIED--"I NOTICED THAT THE DYNAMIC RANGE BETWEEN WHAT AN AVERAGE PERSON COULD ACCOMPLISH AND WHAT THE BEST COULD ACCOMPLISH WAS 50 OR 100 TO 1. A TEAM OF A+ PLAYERS CAN RUN CIRCLES AROUND A TEAM OF B AND C PLAYERS."---THE STUPIDITY OF PAYING PEANUTS IS CAPTURED BEAUTIFULLY IN A DECEMBER 2006 "HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW" ARTICLE BY WAYNE CASSIO ENTITLED--"THE HIGH COST OF LOW WAGES".--- WHEN BERNARDO HEES HAS FINISHED WITH KRAFT HEINZ, THAT COMPANY WILL BE A TEAM OF C AND D PLAYERS.--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#231 - FRED WINTZER - 12/07/2015 - 21:05
TANTALIZING/SAGACIOUS/GOATISH KRISTIE---THE QUEEN OF THE 1001 ASTOUNDING FEMALE ORASMS---I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE WERTHEIMER'S PAINTING "THE KISS OF THE SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVULSIONS IN MY AMYGDALA---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: REVISIT DEMI MOORE'S HAIRY PUSSY CLOSE-UP AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT MYSTERY MAGNIFIES DANGER--AS THE FOG MAGNIFIES THE SUN. THE DANGER SENSATION IS EXCITING. DANGER IS AN APHRODISIAC. THINGS FORBIDDEN HAVE A SECRET CHARM AND LOVE IS A CREDULOUS THING. LOVE IS THE CHILD OF ILLUSION AND A LOVER BELIEVES IN THE IMPOSSIBLE.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: MARRIAGE IS A CEREMONY IN WHICH RINGS ARE PUT ON THE FINGERS OF THE LADY AND THROUGH THE NOSE OF THE MAN. THEREFORE, IT IS A WOMAN'S BUSINESS TO GET MARRIED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND A MAN'S TO KEEP UNMARRIED AS LONG AS HE CAN. AMERICAN WOMEN SHOULD REACQUAINT THEMSELVES WITH PHYLLIS MCGINLEY(1905-1978)--"MARRIAGE IS A LOT OF THINGS--AN ALLIANCE,A SACRAMENT,A COMEDY OR A MISTAKE; BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A PARTNERSHIP BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES EQUAL GAIN AND EVERY RIGHT THINKING WOMAN KNOWS THE PROFIT IS BY ALL ODDS HERS." EVERY FORM OF ADDICTION IS BAD,WHETHER THE NARCOTIC BE COCAINE OR IDEALISM. THE SECRET OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE REMAINS A SECRET OR AS MENANDER PUT IT--"THERE IS NO SUCH COXY COMBINATION AS MAN AND WIFE." A GREAT BOOK ON THIS SUBJECT IS BALZAC'S 1842 NOVEL--"LETTERS OF TWO BRIDES"----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#232 - FRED WINTZER - 12/08/2015 - 21:31
PRODIGIOUS AERIAL APHRODITE WITH THE COLOSSAL BRAIN AND SUCCULENT CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT BOTICELLI'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT ONLY ONCE EVERY "COSMIC YEAR" DOES A WOMAN AS CAPTIVATING AS SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE APPEAR IN THE MILKY-WAY GALAXY. A "COSMIC YEAR" IS THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES THE SUN TO REVOLVE AROUND THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY=225 MILLION YEARS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU MY FAVORITE AMIABLE DUNCE(RONALD REAGEN) QUOTE--"WITHIN THE COVERS OF THE BIBLE ARE ANSWERS FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS MEN FACE." SOCIAL DISTURBANCES ARE NEVER MORE HORRIFIC THAN WHEN THOSE STIRRING UP TROUBLE CAN USE THE PRETEXT OF RELIGION TO CLOAK THEIR TRUE DESIGN. AMERICANS WILL NEVER BE FREE UNTIL THE LAST REPUBLICAN POLITICIAN IS STRANGLED WITH THE ENTRAILS OF THE LAST EVANGELICAL PREACHER. THE BIBLE CONTAINS SOME GREAT POETRY,SOME EXCELLENT WISDOM LITERATURE,A WEALTH OF OBSCENITIES AND THOUSANDS OF LIES AND ABSURDITIES. ONE WOULD GO MAD IF ONE TOOK THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY. TO UNDERSTAND TODAY'S REPUBLICAN PARTY YOU SHOULD READ HL MENCKEN'S 1925 ESSAY(BALTIMORE SUN) ENTITLED "HOMO NEANDERTHELENSIS."---"THE MEN OF THE EDUCATED MINORITY ARE MORE CIVILIZED THAN THEIR PREDECESSORS; BUT THE MASSES ARE WHERE THE MOB WAS AT THE DAWN OF HISTORY.THEY ARE IGNORANT,THEY ARE DISHONEST,THEY ARE COWARDLY, AND THEY ARE IGNOBLE." TRYING TO REASON WITH THESE FOLKS IS A WASTE OF TIME.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#233 - FRED WINTZER - 12/10/2015 - 19:43
AWE-INSPIRING/INSIDIOUS/RUTTISH KRISTIE---I AM LOOKING AT DAVID'S 1800 PAINTING OF "MADAME RECAMIER" IN THE LOUVRE WHICH REMINDS ME OF JOSEPH TURQUAN'S GREAT BIOGRAPHY OF THAT CRAFTY SCOUNDREL--"A GREAT COQUETTE: MADAME RECAMIER AND HER SALON". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF SPEAKING IS SILVER,THEN LISTENING IS GOLD. THIS IS COURTSHIP ALL OVER THE WORLD--THE MAN ALL TONGUE ;THE WOMAN ALL EARS. LISTENING,NOT IMITATION, IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE FORM OF FLATTERY. NO WOMAN EVER LISTENED HERSELF OUT OF A MAN'S HEART.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY(GEORGE WASHINGTON) TRIED TO WARN US AGAINST DEMAGOGUES LIKE DONALD TRUMP--"GUARD AGAINST THE IMPOSTURES OF PRETENDED PATRIOTISM ". WHEN A DOG HOWLS AT THE MOON;THEN IT IS RELIGION. WHEN A DOG BARKS AT A STRANGER;IT IS PATRIOTISM. AS JEFF FOXWORTHY RECENTLY OBSERVED --" IF EVERY TIME DONALD TRUMP OPENS HIS MOUTH, YOU END UP WITH SOILED UNDERPANTS---YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN." PATRIOTISM IS COMBUSTIBLE RUBBISH WAITING FOR A SCOUNDREL TO LIGHT A MATCH TO IT. FORTUNATELY, PATRIOTISM IS A TRANSIENT EMOTIONN, THAT RARELY OUTLASTS THE PARTICULAR THREAT TO SOCIETY THAT AROUSED IT. AMERICA HAS BEEN HERE MANY TIMES BEFORE. GOOGLE UP (1) WIKI-ANTI IRISH SENTIMENT AND (2) 19TH CENTURY POLITICAL CARTOONS--IRISH STEREOTYPES. BILL O'REILLY'S GRANDFATHER IS FEATURED IN THE THOMAS NAST CARTOON THAT WAS ON THE COVER OF THE DEC. 9, 1876 COVER OF "HARPERS WEEKLY".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#234 - FRED WINTZER - 12/12/2015 - 21:41
LAVISH/ARTFUL/ARDENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT JULIAN RUSSELL STORY'S PAINTING "NYMPH AND SATYR" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS AESOP POINTED OUT OVER 2,600 YEARS AGO--"DESTROY THE SEED OF EVIL OR IT WILL GROW UP TO YOUR RUIN." THE FAILURE OF THE SEC TO CLAMP DOWN ON FRONT-RUNNING GIVES WALL STREET A WAY TO PLACE HIDDEN TAXES ON EVERYTHING IN WORLD. TODAY, MORGAN STANLEY'S BIG SWINGING DICKETTE, KATY HUBERTY, GAVE APPLE SHAREHOLDERS A BIT OF A SHOCK BY LOWERING HER IPHONE ESTIMATES BASED ON HER "PROPRIETARY" SURVEYS. SEVEN WEEKS AGO SHE ELEVATED APPLE ONTO MORGAN STANLEY'S "BEST IDEA" BASED ON THE SAME "PROPRIETARY" SURVEYS. FEAR AND GREED ARE AMONG THE MOST GULLIBLE OF EMOTIONS. FEAR IS CONTAGIOUS.YOU CAN CATCH IT. ----THANKS TO MORGAN STANLEY YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE THE MOST ADMIRED COMPANY IN THE WORLD SELLING AT A SIGNIFICANT DISCOUNT TO FOSSIL FUEL DINOSAURS EXXON AND CHEVRON. AS ARMORY LOVINS POINTED OUT IN HIS MARCH 2012 TED TALK "A 40 YEAR PLAN FOR ENERGY", FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES WILL DISAPPEAR DURING THE 21ST CENTURY.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#235 - FRED WINTZER - 12/14/2015 - 21:03
SUMPTUOUS SERAPH WITH THE LARKISH/DELECTABLE CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BAPTISTE MARIE HUET'S PAINTING "VENUS SLEEPING ON A BED" AND THINKING OF YOUR FLAWLESS DERRIERE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:YESTERDAY APPLE'S STOCK WAS HIT WITH MORE BAD NEWS--CREDIT SUISSE NOW PROJECTS A "SUBDUED IPHONE CYCLE" FOR THE NEXT FEW QUARTERS. AS BERNARD BARUCH ONCE SAID--"IT IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT CAPITAL IS GENERALLY MOST FEARFUL WHEN PRICES OF SECURITIES ARE LOW AND SAFE, AND BOLDEST AT THE HEIGHTS WHEN THERE IS DANGER."---IN ORDER TO OUTPERFORM THE MARKET THE FOLLOWING IS REQUIRED:(1) START WITH THE OBVIOUS--THE WORLD'S MOST ADMIRED COMPANY(APPLE) SELLING AT 55% OF THE MARKET PRICE EARNINGS RATIO (2) ADD A MODICUM OF COMMON SENSE (3) HAVE THE COURAGE TO BET AGAINST THE CROWD AND (4) INVEST WITH A 3-5 YEAR TIME HORIZON.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: TAKE OUT ALL BUT ONE BULLET AND YOU HAVE RUSSIAN ROULETTE. IN WALL STREET ROULETTE(BETTING AGAINST GOLDMAN SACHS TRADING DESK) YOU TAKE OUT ONLY ONE BULLET. IN DRUNK WALL STREET ROULETTE YOU DON'T TAKE OUT ANY. THE FOLLOWING IS A SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR DESCRIBING HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED--"WHEN YOUR PLAYING WALL STREET ROULETTE YOUR MIND IS ON THE TIDE,THE EBB AND FLOW OF THE MARKET AND THERE IS NO WAY TO FIGHT IT. GOING WITH THE FLOW IS THE ONLY OPTION."--- SO TELL ME, LLOYD BLANKFEIN,HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING AGAINST ORPHANS,BY ANY CHANCE?---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#236 - FRED WINTZER - 12/16/2015 - 18:30
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL : I AM LOOKING AT ALBERT LUDOVICI'S PAINTING OF "LORELEI" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA.-- VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: OVER 300 YEARS AGO GEORGE FARQUHAR(1677-1707) OBSERVED--"THERE'S A PLEASURE SURE,IN BEING MAD, WHICH NONE BUT MAD MEN KNOW." ON WEDNESDAY 12/15/15 THAT FRAUDULENT COMPANY,VALEANT, LOWERED ITS ESTIMATES FOR THE 4TH QUARTER--THE FULL YEAR--AND OUTLOOK FOR 2016. IN SPITE OF THIS, THE HEDGE FUNDS CONTINUE TO LOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT---THE STOCK HAS RISEN OVER 60% SINCE NOVEMBER 17, 2015. HAPPY EMPLOYEES = HAPPY CUSTOMERS ; TO WIN IN THE MARKET PLACE A COMPANY MUST FIRST WIN IN THE WORK PLACE. VALEANT IS NOW A WORSE PLACE TO WORK THAN ANY OF THE DOLLAR STORES. AS A FORMER BAUSCH & LOMB EMPLOYEE PUT IT ON 12/2/15---"SAD--SINCE BEING PURCHASED BY VALEANT IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF.....NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE BIG PICTURE IS BECAUSE THE CEO IS TOO BUSY BUYING COMPANIES IN HIS PONZI-LIKE BUSINESS MODEL.."--- GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS COMPANY WILL BE BANKRUPT IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS.----ON 1/14/16 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WILL HOLD IT'S NEXT DEBATE IN THE NORTH CHARLESTON COLISEUM. I AM THINKING OF SETTING UP A BOOTH AT THE CONVENTION SELLING (1 )LOPERAMIDE AND (2) EXTRA-ABSORBENT DISPOSABLE DIAPERS. THE OTHER DAY I SAW A WOMAN WALKING WITH HER HUSBAND AND THE POOR MAN LOST CONTOL OF HIS BOWELS AND SHAT EVERYWHERE. I SAID--"LADY YOU'D BETTER CLEAN THAT UP OR YOU'LL BE FINED."--SHE SCREAMED BACK AT ME--"HE'S A REPUBLICAN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO."----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#237 - FRED WINTZER - 12/16/2015 - 21:51
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN WORLD HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN COLLIER'S PAINTING OF "LADY GODIVA" AND THINKING OF YOUR CONSUMMATE ANATOMY---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS HENRY WARD BEECHER POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO--"GAMBLING WITH CARDS,OR DICE,OR STOCKS IS ALL ONE THING .IT'S GETTING MONEY WITHOUT GIVING AN EQUIVALENT FOR IT". OR AS THE OLD SAYING GOES--"NINE GAMBLERS COULDN'T FEED A SINGLE ROOSTER."REAGENOMICS IS ALL ABOUT TURNING THE RUNNING OF THE COUNTRY OVER TO GAMBLERS--- OR RUNNING THE CIRCUS FROM THE MONKEY CAGE. IN EVERY SHORT TERM TRADE THAT TAKES PLACE ON WALL STREET THERE IS A FOOL AND A THIEF. INVESTING IN STOCKS SHOULD BE LIKE WATCHING GRASS GROW OR PAIN DRY. IF YOU WANT EXCITEMENT I RECOMMEND FANTASY FEMALE OIL WRESTLING. IN THE SHORT RUN WALL STREET IS A LUNATIC ASYLM---IT IS ONLY OVER THE LONG HAUL THAT STOCK PRICES MAKE SENSE. THE MIND OF THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR IS LIKE SWAMP WATER; FROM WHICH ARISES STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL THINGS. THE CURRENT STOCK PRICE OF APPLE COMPUER IS ONE OF THOSE STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL THINGS. ACCORDING TO THE HIGHLY RESPECTED MARKETING FIRM--INTERBRAND--APPLE IS THE WORLD'S #1 BAND AND IN 2015 ITS BRAND VALUE INCREASED 43%(SASMUNG WAS FLAT DURING SAME PERIOD). THE COMPANY'S STOCK IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT 11.9 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS WHILE THE STOCKS OF MATURE COMPANIES THAT HAVE STOPPED GROWING(COCA-COLA AND PROCTER AND GAMBLE) ARE SELLING AT OVER 25 TIMES EARNINGS. COMPANIES THAT ARE IN DECLINE LIKE EXXON AND CHEVRON ARE SELLING AT OVER 17 TIMES EARNINGS. BUY APPLE'S STOCK--GOOD THINGS COME TO HIM WITH PATIENCE.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE LITTLE VARMINT.
#238 - FRED WINTZER - 12/17/2015 - 19:06
IMPOSING/CUNNING/LUBRICIOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE WILLIAM JOY'S PAINTING "A DINNER OF HERBS" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE THREE RULES OF SPANISH COURTSHIP. THERE IS A LURE ABOUT THE PROBLEMATIC THAT MAKES IT UNIMAGINABLY DESIRABLE. AS OVID PUT IT--"WE HUNT FOR THE THINGS UNLAWFUL WITH SWIFT FEET, AS IF FORBIDDEN JOYS WERE ONLY SWEET."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FOLLOWING GEORGE WASHINGTON QUOTE(1783) SHOULD BE THE FOCUS OF THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION--"AVOID GAMING. THIS IS A VICE WHICH IS PRODUCTIVE OF EVERY POSSIBLE EVIL; EQUALLY INJURIOUS TO THE MORALS AND HEALTH OF ITS VOTARIES." AS A 1/14/15 OPEN SECRETS STORY BY JOHN SUGDEN ILLUSTRATES---WALL STREET IS SPENDING MILLIONS TO TURN AMERICA INTO A FRAUDULENT CASINO. IT IS HUMAN NATURE TO FIND PATTERNS WHERE NONE EXIST AND TO ATTRIBUTE TO SKILL WHERE LUCK IS A MORE LIKELY EXPLANATION. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM DOSTOEVSKY'S "THE GAMBLER" DESCRIBES HOW A THINKORSWIM DAY TRADER APPROACHES THE NYSE'S OPENING BELL--"EVEN AS I APPROACH THE GAMBLING HALL,AS SOON AS I HEAR THE JINGLE OF MONEY POURED OUT ON THE TABLE,I ALMOST GO INTO CONVULSIONS."---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WHEN THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO BOTTLE UP THE ORGASM AND SELL IT AS A FOOD ADDITIVE I'M SURE SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE WILL BE FIRST IN LINE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH SOME SENSATIONAL FEMALE ORGASMS -GOOGLE UP OIL WRESTLING MATCH - SUPERZOOI MAY 24 2013.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#239 - FRED WINTZER - 12/19/2015 - 21:41
GLORIUS/DESIGNING/SENSUAL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME.--I AM LOOKING AT JOHN WILLIAM WATERHOUSE'S PAINTING "PSYCHE OPENING THE GOLDEN BOX" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WOMEN DON'T SHOP BECAUSE THEY NEED SOMETING, THEY SHOP AS A FORM OF THERAPY FOR THEIR MEDULLA OBLONGTAS. NEVER FORGET THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOPPING DAY TIL TOMORROW. AS MINDY GROSSMAN PUT IT--"I SPEND ALL DAY THINKING OF SHOPPING.I LOVE THE THRILL OF FINDING THAT WONDERFUL PERFECT THING." RECENTLY GEORGE CLOONEY RECIEVED THE FOLLOWING NOTE FROM HIS NEW WIFE---"DEAR GEORGE: I GOT ANGRY WITH YOU,THUS I WENT SHOPPING WITH YOUR CREDIT CARDS. MAYBE BY THIS EVENING I WILL FORGIVE YOU."---- BEUTIFUL ANGEL: HATRED OF 21ST CENTURY REPUBLICANS IS THE BEGINING OF VIRTUE. WE ONLY BELIEVE AS DEEPLY AS WE LIVE. RECENTLY TED CRUZ PROCLAIMED "I AM BLESSED TO RECEIVE A WORD FROM GOD EVERY DAY IN READING THE SCRIPURES." IT IS ESTIMATED THAT WITHIN A GIVEN YEAR 3.5 MILLION AMERICANS WILL BE HOMELESS AND ONE OUT OF 50 CHILDREN ARE HOMELESS EACH YEAR. ON NOVEMBER 21,2013 CRUZ'S FAVORITE TELEVISION NETWORK--FOX NEWS--OFFERED THIS ADVICE TO ITS REDNECK VIEWERS--"JOHN STOSSEL CHASTISED PEOPLE FOR GIVING TO THE HOMELESS."--THE NEXT TIME REP. STEVEN PALAZZO(REPUBLICAN) SENDS TED CRUZ A BIBLE HE SHOULD HIGHLIGHT THE FOLLOWING--MATTHEW 25:31-46(THE SHEEP AND THE GOAT)---"WHEN THE SON OF MAN COMES IN HIS GLORY....HE WILL PUT THE SHEEP ON HIS RIGHT AND THE GOATS ON HIS LEFT....HE WILL SAY TO THE GOATS...DEPART FROM ME,YOU WHO ARE CURSED,INTO ETERNAL FIRE...FOR I WAS HUNGRY AND YOU GAVE ME NOTHING TO EAT, I WAS THIRSTY AND YOU GAVE ME NOTHING TO DRINK..ETC.ETC.ETC."----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ONLY THE HYPOCRITE IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE OR AS THE BIBLE(MATHEW 7:5) PUTS IT --"YOU HYPOCRITE,FIRST TAKE THE LOG OUT OF YOUR EYE,AND YOU WILL SEE CLEARLY TO TAKE THE SPECK OUT OF YOUR BROTHERS EYE."----A QUADRILLION KISSES THAT THAT EXTRORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE HOOLIGAN--YOUR CLITORIS.
#240 - FRED WINTZER - 12/20/2015 - 19:45
RAVISHING ARCHANGEL WITH THE VIVACIOUS/SUCCULENT CLITORIS: I AM REVISITING DEMI MOORE'S HAIRY PUSSY CLOSEUP AS A TRIBUTE TO ANGELA LANSBURY'S(" MURDER SHE WROTE") MEMORABLE ADAGE--"MYSTERY IS SOMETHING THAT APPEALS TO ALMOST EVERYBODY." THE LURE OF THE UNKNOWN IS IRRESISTABLE. DURING THE COURTSHIP THE WOMAN'S JOB IS ALWAYS TO DEEPEN THE MYSTERY. AN IDEAL LOVE AFFAIR MUST CONTAIN ELEMENTS OF MAGIC,SORCERY AND MYSTERY. A MAN SHOULD LOVE YOUR BODY AND FEAR YOUR MIND."THE PLEASURES OF LOVE ARE ALWAYS PROPORTIONATE TO OUR FEARS."--STENDHAL----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN A NORMAL HUMAN BEING THE LIMBIC SYSTEM EXPLODES DURING PUBERTY AND THE PREFRONTEL CORTEX KEEPS MATURING FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS. APPARENTLY MANY REPUBLICANS DO NOT EXPERIENCE THE SECOND PHASE OF DEVELOPEMENT. MY FAVORITE PASSAGE IN THE BIBLE IS 1 CORINTHIANS 13:11--"WHEN I WAS A CHILD I TALKED LIKE A CHILD,I THOUGHT LIKE A CHILD, I REASONED LIKE A CHILD. WHEN I BECAME A MAN I PUT THE WAYS OF CHILDHOOD BEHIND ME." GOOGLE UP--"DUCK DYNASRTY--BOYS WILL BE BOYS" AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAM--"WE ARE ALL REPUBLICANS AT PUBERTY." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF YOU BELIEVE JESUS CHRIST WAS A WEALTHY STOCK BROKER AND HUEY NEWTON IS A COOKIE.----A QAUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#241 - FRED WINTZER - 12/21/2015 - 21:09
OSTENTATIOUS/INGENIOUS/PRURIENT KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN SALA'S PAINTING OF "SALOME" AND REFLECTING ON THE NUMBER OF FAMOUS ARTIST'S(FROM TITIAN TO OSCAR WILDE} WHO HAVE BEEN FASCINATED WITH THIS BIBLICAL STORY(WOULD HEROD HAVE GIVEN SALOME JOHN THE BAPTIST'S HEAD IF SHE HAD GIVEN HIM A BLOWJOB?). I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT IF AMERICAN WOMEN CONCENTRATED ON THE MALE AMYGDALA VERSUS THE PENIS, WE COULD MAKE A HUGE DENT IN BACHELOR NATION. THE ACTUAL DATES WHEN STRIPTEASE AND EROTIC DANCING BEGAN ARE DISPUTED, BUT THE FIRST RECORDED ACCOUNT IS FOUND IN THE "GILGAMESH---2,1OO BC". THE GODDESS INANNA TOOK AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING OFF AT EACH OF THE SEVEN GATES TO THE UNDERWORLD IN SEARCH OF HER LOVER.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A GREAT DEAL OF BRAINPOWER CAN BE INVESTED IN IGNORANCE WHEN THE NEED FOR DECEPTION IS GREAT.AS I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE,AT A RECENT UNITED NATIONS CLIMATE CHANGE CONFERENCE, 195 NATIONS AGREED TO REDUCE CO2 EMISSIONS. A LITTLE OVER A YEAR AGO(9/21/14) THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE APPEARED IN THE CONSERVATIVE "NATIONAL REVIEW" ---"THE CRUMBLING CLIMATE CHANGE CONSENSUS."---THE ARTICLE FEATURED QUOTES FROM SCIENTISTS WHO WORK FOR RIGHT WING "THINK TANKS" LIKE CASCADE POLICY INSTITUTE. BEING ONE OF THESE SCIENTISTS MUST BE SIMILAR TO BEING AN UNEMPLOYED PROSTITUTE--"LEND ME $10 TILL I'M ON MY BACK AGAIN." --- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THAT WINSOME/UNRULY LITTLE HOOLIGAN--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#242 - FRED WINTZER - 12/22/2015 - 20:34
SPECTACULAR/DISINGENUOUS/WANTON KRISTIE---I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "APOLLO AND DAPHNE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO UNDERSTAND 21ST CENTURY TEA-BAGGERS, GOOGLE UP "OSTRICH CARTOON--BUMMER BY TOONS--TOONPOLL". AS THOMAS PAINE POINTED OUT OVER 200 YEARS AGO--"TO ARGUE WITH A PERSON WHO HAS RENOUNCED THE USE OF REASON IS LIKE ADMINISTERING MEDICINE TO THE DEAD." YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH STUPIDITY. STUBBORN AND ARDENT CLINGING TO ONE'S LONG HELD OPINIONS AND PREJUDICES IS ALWAYS PROOF OF STUPIDITY. STUPIDITY IS SOMETHING UNSHAKABLE.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF WHEN YOU TRIM YOUR BEARD YOU FIND AN ARBY'S CURLY FRY---YOU MIGHT BE A CONSERVATIVE THINK TANK SCIENTIST("THE FOOD POLICE"--BY JAYSON LUSK)-----MAY YOU EXPERIENCE A QUADRILLION MESMERIZING ORGASMS IN 2016.
#243 - FRED WINTZER - 12/23/2015 - 18:20
CAPTIVATING CELESTIAL KRISTIE: IF I NOW REMEMBER WHAT LOVE IS; IT IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.I HAVE RETURNED TO EARTH BECAUSE IN DREAMS AND IN LOVE THERE ARE NO IMPOSSIBILITIES. LIFE IS A FLOWER OF WHICH LOVE IS THE HONEY. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO A POEM I WROTE IN THE 18TH CENTURY IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR ARRIVAL ON EARTH---"I WANT YOU---I WANT TO EMBRACE YOU TIGHTLY FOR HOURS. I WANT TO HOLD YOU CLOSE TO MY HEART...DESTINY AS BROUGHT US TOGETHER TO BE ONE FLESH....I CANNOT ENDURE THE TORMENT TO LOVE YOU FROM A DISTANCE....FROM A DELICATE AND INNOCENT KISS TO PASSIONATE ECSTASY...ON A BED OF EARTHQUAKES." ---TO ADORABLE KRISTIE FROM CASANOVA.
#244 - CASANOVA(1725-1798) - 12/23/2015 - 20:56
ETHERAL/KNOWING/BAWDY KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF ALL TIME---I AM LOOKING AT JAN STYKA'S PAINTING "CALYPSO AND ODYSSEUS" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY DEFENCELESS AMYGDALA---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WOMEN LEARN TO HATE WHEN THEY FORGET HOW TO CHARM. I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS A 7/19/11 ARTICLE IN "PSYCHOLOGY TODAY" ENTITLED "PLAYING HARD TO GET? IS FOR LOSERS!" BY PHD REGINA BARRECA. SHE BEGINS BY TELLING US THAT THE GIANTS OF FRENCH LITERATURE(PROUST AND LA BRUYER) TELL WOMEN TO PLAY HARD TO GET AND THEN GOES ON TO SAY --"LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO PUT UP WITH THIS RIGAMOROLE....FOR ME PLAYING HARD TO GET HAS BEEN HARD TO COMPREHEND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO JUSTIFY." IT IS VERY KIND OF REGINA TO TEACH FRENCH NOVELISTS THE NATURE OF THE MALE AMYGDALA AND IT WOULD BE ONLY FITTING IF DUCK DYNASTY'S PHIL ROBERTSON EXPLAINED THE FEMALE CLITORIS TO REGINA.----"EVERYWHERE I GO I AM TELLING PEOPLE THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS AND BLOWING DUCKS' HEADS OFF."---PHIL ROBERTSON------IN 2006 "ROLLING STONE" FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "SEX AND SCANDAL AT DUKE" WHICH INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING MALE BLOGGER--"THESE DELIGHTFUL LADIES DEAL WITH THEIR MASSIVE INSECURITY BY GETTING FUCKED BY FRAT BOYS. AS SOON AS SALLY PI PHI THINKS SHE HAS SECURED JOHNY SOCCER PLAYER, JOHNY IS OFF BONING CHRISSY TRI DELTA." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE FEMINAZI AND STICK WITH E.O. WILSON'S(HARVARD ETHOLOGIST) ADVICE --"THE SPECIES THAT HAVE EVOLVED LONG TERM BONDS ARE THE ONES THAT RELY ON ELABORATE COURTSHIP RITUALS."---GOOGLE UP NATIONAL GEORAPHIC--"WINGS OF ALBATROSS"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#245 - FRED WINTZER - 12/27/2015 - 14:38
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A FEW MORE OBSERVATION BEFORE I STOP ANNOYING YOU AND YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS:(1) THE MOST POPULAR LABOR SAVING DEVISE REMAINS A GULLIBLE HUSBAND WITH MONEY AND (2) THE STOCK MARKET IS A DEVISE FOR TRANSFERRING WEALTH FROM THE IMPULSIVE TO THE PRUDENT---BUY APPLE SELLING AT LESS THAN 12 TIMES EARNINGS.---MAY YOU EXPEREINECE A QUADRILLION ORGASMS IN 2016.
#246 - FRED WINTZER - 12/27/2015 - 14:46
TRANSCENDENT/CAGEY/PASSIONATE KRISTIE---THE PEERLESS ORANGUTAN WHISPERER----I AM LOOKING AT WILLAM STOTT'S PAINTING "THE HAPPY VALLEY" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN THE BAD OLD DAYS(PRE-1965) DURING COURTSHIP THE MAN WAS ALL TONGUE AND THE WOMAN ALL EARS. LOVE IS A CANVAS PROVIDED BY NATURE AND EMBELLISHED BY ILLUSION. IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM WITH GLANDULAR ACTIVITY-- THE PROCESS OF CONVERTING A VIVIPEROUS MAMMAL INTO AND ANGEL WITH BOBBED WINGS. THIS PROCESS WAS CAPTURED BEAUTIFULLY IN IVAN TURGENEV'S GREAT 1872 NOVEL "TORRENTS OF SPRING."--- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: EVERY BOOK WRIITEN ABOUT THE DUAL OF SEX BY A MEMBER OF THE FEMINAZI IS AN EXTRAORDINARY EXAMPLE OF HOW A ZEALOUS LOGICIAN, STARTING WITH FALSE PREMISES, ENDS UP IN PANDEMONIUM. THE FOLLOWING IS A DESCRIPTION OF A CONVERSATION DURING A DINNER DATE BETWEEN A "GREAT CATCH" AND A FEMINAZI. FEMINAZI--"SORRY TO INTERRUPT MYSELF, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I STOP TALKING." IT IS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SUCH A WOMAN AND THIS EXPLAINS WHY WOMEN OF THIS TYPE ARE ALWAYS TAMPERING WITH THE "RULES OF COURTLY LOVE". SINCE THESE WOMEN ARE NOW TELLING OTHER WOMEN HOW TO BEHAVE(1) 70% OF MEN 20-34 ARE UNMARRIED AND (2) 36% OF THE CHILDREN BORN TO WHITE WOMEN ARE FATHERLESS.---- GORGEOUS APHRODITE FEAR NOT: YOUR COUNTRY WILL EVENTUALLY PULL OUT OF THIS MESS BECAUSE AS OTTO VON BISMARK PUT IT--"THERE IS A PROVIDENCE THAT PROTECTS,IDIOTS,DRUNKARDS,CHILDRE AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." ---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.---P.S.---READ LOTS OF FRENCH LITERATURE--"LOVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST IMPORTANT BUSINESS OF MY LIFE."-- STENDAHL(1783-1842)
#247 - FRED WINTZER - 12/28/2015 - 13:21
FLAWLESS/BEGUILING/PRURIENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT WILHELM KRAY'S PAINTING OF "LORELEI" AND THINKING OF THE MOST SEDUCTIVE WOMAN IN WORLD HISTORY(SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE).---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER. LOVE IS THE CHILD OF ILLUSION AND ONLY FLOWERS IN A FANTASY WORLD. LOVE IS STRONGEST IN PURSUIT(THAT SHOW OF RESISTANCE THAT SHARPENS THE APPETITE). IT IS THE DIM HAZE OF MYSTERY THAT ADDS ENCHANTMENT TO THE PURSUIT. AS THE 17TH CENTURY FRENCHMAN, CHAMFORT, EXPLAINED--"IT IS A COMMON SAYING THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD CAN ONLY GIVE WHAT SHE HAS. THIS IS ENTIRELY FALSE. SHE GIVES EXACTLY WHAT THE RECIPIENT THINKS HE HAS RECIEVED; FOR IMAGINATION FIXES THE VALUE OF THIS SORT OF FAVOR." AS PLATO PUT IT 2,600 YEARS AGO"--" LOVE IS A GRAVE MENTAL DISEASE"(SIMILIAR TO HEROIN ADDICTION).ILLUSION IS THE FIRST OF ALL PLEASURES AND IN COURTSHIP THE WOMAN SHOULD BE AN ILLUSION. THERE ARE AS MANY PILLOWS OF ILLUSION AS GRAINS OF SAND ON THE BEACH. ------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: MARRIAGE IS THE TOMB OF LOVE. LOVE IS A FLOWER; MARRIAGE IS A VEGATABLE. LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM; MARRIAGE IS AN ALARM CLOCK. GETTING MARRIED FOR SEX IS LIKE BUYING A 747 FOR THE PEANUTS. LISTEN TO WHAT MARRIAGE DID TO CELEBRATED SEX SYMBOL RACQUEL WELCH--"I COULDN'T STAND THAT MY HUSBAND WAS BEING UNFAITHFUL.I AM RACQUEL WELCH! UNDERSTAND?" AS ALEXANDER POPE OBSERVED--"MEN DREAM IN COURTSHIP,BUT IN WEDLOCK WAKE." TODAY, THANKS TO THE FEMINAZI, MEN AWAKEN AND ESCAPE LONG BEFORE THE HAND-CUFFS ARE UPON THEIR WRISTS.AS THE GREAT COURTESAN NINON DE L'ENCLOS ONCE SAID OF COURTSHIP--"THE RESISTANCE OF A WOMAN IS RARELY PROOF OF HER VIRTUE,BUT MORE FREQUENTLY TO HER EXPERIANCE."----VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT FOR A WOMAN TO GET HALF THE ACCLAIM AS A MAN, SHE MUST BE TWICE AS SMART. LUCKILY, THIS ISN'T DIFFICULT.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS. P.S. BEWARE! RUMOR HAS IT THAT GIACOMO CASANOVA(1726-1796) HAS ESCAPED FROM THE 7TH TERRACE OF DANTE'S PURAGTORY AND IS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE.
#248 - FRED WINTZER - 12/29/2015 - 14:27
DEIFIC/KNOWING/PASSIONATE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORASM----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN FRAGONARD'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF VENUS" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT AT THE TOUCH OF LIVE EVERY MAN BECOMES A POET. WOMAN IS A BAWDY ANIMAL FROM WHICH THE MALE IMAGINATION HAS FASHIONED AN EXCESSIVELY BEAUTIFUL IDEAL. AS THE GREAT 17TH CENTURY COURTESAN, NINON DE L'ENCLOS PUT IT "FEMININE VIRTUE IS NOTHING BUT A CONVENIENT MASCULINE INVENTION. A MAN IS GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN LOVING WOMEN AND UNDERSTANDING THEM." BURIED DEEP IN THE MALE SUBCONSCIOUS IS A FANTASY WOMAN THAT BALZAC CAPTURED IN HIS 1837 NOVEL "LOST ILLUSIONS". AFTER SHE BECAME A VIRGIN, AMERICAN ACTRESS DORIS DAY CAPTURED HER IN A SERIES OF BLOCKBUSTER MOVIES FROM 1951-1966( DORIS DAY IS THE ALL TIME TOP RANKING FEMALE BOX OFFICE STAR). BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS YOU CAN SEE CATCHING A HUSBAND IS AN ART FORM; KEEPING HIM IS MERELY A JOB.THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SEX IS A DEEP AND SUBTLE SUBJECT AND AS FREDERICH NIETZCHE POINTED OUT IN "ECCE HOMO(1888)", 17TH TO 19TH CENTURY FRENCH LITERATURE IS THE PLACE TO LOCATE SUBTLE PSCHOLOGISTS. THE FOLLOWING CHAMFORT APHORISM WILL GIVE YOU A FLAVOR FOR WHAT NIETZCHE MEANS---"A WIITY WOMAN ONCE TOLD ME SOMETHING WHICH MAY WELL BE THE GENUINE SECRET OF HER SEX.THAT IN CHOOSING A LOVER EACH ONE OF HER KIND TAKES MORE ACCOUNT OF HOW OTHER WOMEN REGARD HIM THAN OF HOW SHE REGARDS HIM HERSELF."------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BAWDY ANIMAL AND I NEVER TIRE OF YOUR FEMALE ORASM ANTHOLOGY. A QUADRIILION KISSES TO THE LITTLE HOOLIGAN.
#249 - FRED WINTZER - 12/30/2015 - 13:44
FETCHING/INSIDIOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTE----THE MOST SEDUCTIVE CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN RECORDED HISTORY---I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHEN'S PAINTING "BACCHUS-VENUS-CUPID" AND THINKING ABOUT YOUR FLAWLESS MAMMILLA.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ACCORDING TO UNCLE MILTIE(MILTON FREIDMAN) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH. ONCE AGAIN HE IS DEAD WRONG. APPLE'S STOCK SELLING AT LESS THAN 12 TIMES EARNINGS IS A GOLDEN GIFT FROM THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS TO THE ENLIGHTENED REMNANT. YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE THE WORLD'S MOST ADMIRED COMPANY AND #1 GLOBAL BRAND SELLING AT ALMOST A 45% DISCOUNT TO THE S&P 500 PE RATIO. THIS IS LIKE HIRING LEBRON JAMES FOR 50% LESS THAN THE SALARY OF THE AVERAGE NBA PLAYER. WALL STREET HAS A WAY OF INVENTING NEWS TO FIT IT'S SILLY MOODS. IN THE REAL WORLD NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE RIGHT WAY OR THE RIGHT TIME. IT IS THE JOB OF SECURITIES ANAL-ISTS TO CORRECT THAT. THE MEMORY OF WALL STREET IS PRVERBIALLY AND DISTRESSINGLY SHORT AND THESE IDIOTS ARE FOND OF MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS. APPLE'S STOCK SHOULD BE SELLING AT A PE ON TRAILING EARNINGS SIMILIAR TO NIKE AN STARBUCKS---IN OTHER WORDS THE STOCK SHOULD BE SELIING FOR OVER $250 PER SHARE(NOT $105). BUY THIS STOCK AND HOLD IT FOR AT LEAST FIVE YEARS.----A QUADRLLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS. TONIGHT I PLAN TO WATCH MY FAVORITE VIDEO---KRISIE'S ANTHOLGY OF FEMALE ORGASMS
#250 - FRED WINTZER - 12/31/2015 - 13:51
DEVASTATING/DESIGNING/RISQUE KRISTIE---THE WORLD'S #1 PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "ASK ME NO MORE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT TO FALL IN LOVE IS TO CREATE A RELIGION WITH A FALLIBLE GOD. AS SHAKESPEARE PUT IT "LOVE LOOKS NOT WITH THE EYES BUT WITH THE MIND, AND THEREFORE IS WING'D CUPID PAINTED BLIND." A MAN IN LOVE DOES NOT SEE REAL THINGS ANYMORE. AS THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN "YOUR TANGO" BY PROFESSOR KIMBERLY RESNICK ANDERSON ILLUSTRATES, HAVING SEX WITH A FEMINAZI IS SORT OF LIKE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL FOR AN ENEMA--"10 FACTS ABOUT SEMEN THAT'LL CONVERT YOU TO A SWALLOWER---YES,YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY--SEMEN IS HEALTHY FOR YOU."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I DON'T KNOW HOW ANY MAN COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN LIKE THIS. I AM SURE IT HAS BEEN DONE. I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO HE WAS AND HOW HE DID IT.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: AS I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE, FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE 1980 WE ARE GOING TO "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN." ON 6/18/15 "FORTUNE" MAGAZINE FEATURED AN ARTICLE "CHINA IS UTTERLY AND TOTALLY DOMINATING SOLAR PANELS." IN 1979 JIMMY CARTER INSTALLED SOLAR PANELS ON THE WHITE HOUSE. IN 1981(TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN) THE AMIABLE DUNCE(RONALD REAGEN) ORDERED THE SOLAR PANELS ON THE WHITE HOUSE REMOVED. GOOGLE UP--"MICHIO KAKU-A SOLAR REVOLUTION" AND YOU WILL SEE HOW EXPENSIVE "MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" CAN BE. CRUISING THE FUTURE WITH THE KOCH BROTHERS, CLIVEN BUNDY AND JOE THE PLUMBER.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#251 - FRED WINTZER - 01/04/2016 - 14:44
INTRIGUING/BEAUTEOUS/FERVID KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN-LEON GEROME'S PAINTING "PHRYNE BEFORE THE AREOPAGUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR IMPECCABLE UNDERCARRIAGE AND THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY(SPCM). BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EIGHT OR TEN 4TH CENTURY B.C. GREEK HETAIRA CAME BACK TO LIFE AND DESCENDED ON WALL STREET. THESE WOMEN WOULD BE HAULING MONEY OUT OF THAT SINK-HOLE IN WHEEL BARROWS. PHYRNE OF THEBES(371BC) WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST HETAIRA AND WAS SO RICH THAT SHE OFFERED TO FUND THE REBUILDING OF THE WALLS OF THEBES IF THE FOLLOWING PLAQUE WAS ADDED TO THE NEW WALL--"DESTROYED BY ALEXANDER(THE GREAT),RESTORED BY PHRYNE THE COURTESAN." THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN OF HOMO-SAPIENS IS HARD WIRED AND SOME OF THE WIRING IS MANY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD. THERE IS A RELATIVELY NEW SCIENCE--NEURO-ETHOLOGY--WHICH IS BEGINNING TO STUDY THESE FIXED ACTION PATTERNS IN ANIMALS AND HUMANS. AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE SCIENCE WILL CONFIRM THAT THE ANCIENT HETAIRA COULD DO MORE TRICKS WITH THE MALE AMYGDALA THAN A MONKEY COULD DO WITH A PEANUT.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS
#252 - FRED WINTZER - 01/06/2016 - 16:49
DAZZLING/DECEPTIVE/AMOROUS KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME---I AM LOOKING AT LIPOT HERMAN'S PAINTING OF "SAMSON AND DELILAH" AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ULTIMATE DEMISE OF WALL STREET AT THE HANDS OF THE "SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY(SPCM)"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS FOX NEWS HAS BEEN DUMBING DOWN HOMO-VULGARIS BY DISTORTING DISTANT AND UNFAMILIAR ISSUES IN THE FOLLOWING MANNER: THE COMPLEX IS MADE OVER INTO THE SIMPLE,THE HYPOTHETICAL INTO THE DOGMATIC, AND THE RELATIVE INTO THE ABSOLUTE. THROUGHOUT HISTORY, AT ALL TIMES OF STRESS AND STRAIN THERE HAVE APPEARED ON THE SCENE WIZARDS. TODAY PT BARNUM(DONALD TRUMP)IS TAKING HOMO-VULGARIS ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE BY PROPOSING SOLUTIONS FOR ALL OUR COMPLEX PROBLEMS THAT ARE CLEAN,SIMPLE,AND WRONG. ARISTOPHANES(448-380BC) WOULD LOVE THIS CLOWN---"A HORRIBLE VOICE,BAD BREEDING,AND A VULGAR MANNER."---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ONCE AGAIN THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ARE HEATING UP. IT WAS REPORTED RECENTLY THAT PERSHING SQUARE ENDED 2015 DOWN-20.5%. THIS EPISODE IS KNOWN AS "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE ASSAULT OF THE EQUALLY EVIL LUNCHROOM ZOMBIE(NERDS)"---STAY TUNED AND CONTINUE TO BUY APPLE STOCK NOW SELLING AT A 50% DISCOUNT TO THE S&P 500.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#253 - FRED WINTZER - 01/09/2016 - 15:55
LUMINOUS/VULPINE/SHAMELESS KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL IN THE HISTORY OF THE MACROCOSMOS----I AM LOOKING AT CONOR WALTON'S PAINTING "SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH APPLE'S STOCK. BETWEEN 11/3/15 AND 1/09/16 THEY POUNDED THE STOCK DOWN 20%($122.05 PER SHARE TO $96.45) AND NOW THEY ARE STARTING TO PUSH IT BACK UP($99.40). TODAY I READ (1) APPLE FUTURE BRIGHT IN ENTERPRISE,SAYS GOLDMAN SACHS LATEST SURVEY OF CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICERS AND (2) APPLE UNDER OWNED BY HEDGE FUND. LAND. BETWEEN NOW AND 1/26/16(WHEN APPLE REPORTS 1Q EARNINGS) THE SLIMEHEADS MIGHT BE ABLE TO PUSH IT BACK UP TO $122.05. WATCHING CNBC SQUAWK BOX IS LIKE BEING STRAPPED TO AN ELECTRICAL THRILLING MACINE---IT MAKES YOU DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T LET GO. INVESTING SHOULD BE LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY OR GRASS GROW. IF YOU WANT EXCITEMENT I CONTINUE RECOMMEND NUDE FEMALE OIL WRESTLING----GOOGLE UP "OIL WRESTLING MATCH SUPERZOOI" AND BET ON THE NUMBER OF ORGASMS.---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#254 - FRED WINTZER - 01/12/2016 - 16:00
ENTHRALLING/ARTFUL/GOATISH KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST----I AM LOOKING AT MARCO BUSONI'S PAINTING "WATER NYMPH" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IT IS THE DIM HAZE OF MYSTERY THAT ADDS ENCHANTMENT TO PURSUIT.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET REFUSES TO GIVE UP ON THAT PONZI SCHEME VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS----ANAL-IST RATINGS (1) 5 STRONG BUYS (2)9 BUYS (3) 7 HOLDS AND(4) ONLY 1 SELL. I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THIS FRAUDULENT COMPANY WILL BE BANKRUPT IN 3 YEARS AND THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEWS SUPPORT THIS VIEW (1) 1/8/16 "HORRIBLE---MANAGEMENT TURNOVER, CHAOS AND NO LOYALTY" AND (2) 1/8/16 "STAY AWAY---LACK OF STRONG LEADERSHIP AT ALL LEVELS, HUGE COMPLIANCE CONCERNS, JUST AWFUL."-----TODAY APPLE'S STOCK WAS UP ALMOST 2.5% AS A RESULT OF BREAKING NEWS FROM JP MORGAN ANAL-AST ROD HALL. ACCORDING TO A PROPRIETARY JP MORGAN PANEL OF 100 ETHNO-BOTANISTS, THE ACCEPTANCE OF IPHONE 6S IN THE AMAZON RAINFOREST IS WAY ABOVE EXPECTATIONS. THANK GOD FOR PROPRIETARY PANELS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#255 - FRED WINTZER - 01/14/2016 - 15:44
GORGEOUS APRODITE WITH THE FRISKY MOUTH WATERING CLITORIS: IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME THAT OUR POLITICIANS REFUSE TO MAKE AN ISSUE OUT OF THE LARGE TRADE DEFICITS THAT THIS COUNTRY AS BEEN RUNNING EVERY YRAR SINCE 1975. AS ALBERT J. NOCK(1870-1945) POINTED OUT YEARS AGO THIS IS A PONZI SCHEME OF THE HIGHEST ORDER----"MONEY DOES NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING,NEVER HAS,NEVER WILL. IT IS AN ECONOMIC AXIOM AS OLD AS THE HILLS THAT GOODS AND SERVICES CAN BE PAID FOR ONLY WITH GOODS AND SERVICES"-----GOOGLE UP "TRADE TICKER--AMERICAN ECONOMIC ALERT" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT WE OWE THE REST OF THE WORLD ALMOST $28 TRILLION DOLLARS AND THE AMOUNT GROWS EVERY MINUTE. THIS CAN'T BE ATTRIBUTED TO CHINA SINCE WE RUN TRADE DEFICITS WITH EVERYBODY(WIKI--LIST OF LARGEST TRADE PARTNERS OF THE UNITED STATES). AS RICHARD DUNCAN POINTED OUT IN HIS 2005 BOOK "THE DOLLAR CRISIS" THIS IS A DISASTER JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN. HOW WE GOT IN THIS MESS CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO REAGENOMICS AND AYN RAND'S "JOHN GALT". TO CAPTURE THE TRUE NATURE OF JOHN GALT GOOGLE UP "YALE REVIEW--1920---HL MENKEN ON AMERICA"S (GOD-AWFUL) ARISTOCRACY".----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#256 - FRED WINTZER - 01/20/2016 - 17:26
STUNNING/DISCERNING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE-----I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "A SATYR SURPRISING A SLEEPING NYMPH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FOLLOWING PT BARNUM QUOTES WILL DEMONSTRATE THAT DONALD TRUMP IS A TOTAL FRAUD FOLLOWING IN BARUM'S FOOTSTEPS--(1) I AM A SHOWMAN BY PROFESSION AND ALL THE GILDING SHALL MAKE NOTHING ELSE OF ME. (2) NOBODY EVER LOST A DOLLAR BY UNDERESTIMATING THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. (3) THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE. (4) ADVERTISING IS TO THE GENUINE ARTICLE WHAT MANURE IS TO LAND. (5) EVERY CROWD HAS A SILVER LINING. (6) THE BIGGER THE HUMBUG, THE BETTER PEOPLE WILL LIKE IT. AND (7) CLOWNS ARE THE PEGS ON WHICH THE CIRCUS IS HUNG. I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT TRUMP REALLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT AND THAT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE HE WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: BUY APPLE'S STOCK(SELLING AT ONE HALF A MARKET MULTIPLE) AND HOLD IT FOR 5 YEARS. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IN 3 YEARS THAT WALL STREET HAS DECIDED THAT APPLE IS NO LONGER A GROWTH COMPANY. EVEN IF THIS IS TRUE(WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE) THE STOCK IS A SCREAMING BUY. THRE ARE THREE LARGE WELL RUN COMPANIES THAT HAVE DEFINITELY STOPPED GROWING SELLING AT OVER 25 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS (VERSUS APPLE AT 10 TIMES)---(1) COCA COLA (2) PROCTER AND GAMBLE AND (3) McDONALDS. DURING THE PAST THREE YEARS THE SALES OF ALL THREE OF THESE COMPANIES HAVE BEEN FLAT TO DOWN. DURING THE SAME PERIOD APPLE'S SALES HAVE INCREASED 30%. SO, EVEN IF APPLE HAS CEASED TO BE A GROWTH COMPNY THE STOCK IS WORTH MORE THAN TWICE IT'S CURRENT PRICE. --------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#257 - FRED WINTZER - 01/27/2016 - 17:23
GAUDY/KNOTTY/CARNAL KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN HOPPNER'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS AND CUPID" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY-WAY GALAXY---SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FOLLOWING IS A QUOTE FROM MY FAVORITE FOUNDING FATHER---BENJAMIN FRANKLIN(1706-1790)---"THE RAPID PROGRESS TRUE SCIENCE NOW MAKES OCCASIONS MY REGRETTING SOMETIMES I WAS BORN SO SOON. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO IMAGINE THE HEIGHT TO WHICH WE MAY BE CARRIED IN A THOUSAND YEARS." --- I THINK IT IS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT FRANKLIN WOULD ADORE WHAT WE NOW KNOW ABOUT SOLAR ENERGY--"THE TOTAL SOLAR ENERGY ABSORBED BY THE EARTH'S OCEANS AND LAND MASS IS APPROXIMATELY 3,850,000 EXAJOULES PER YEAR OR MORE ENERGY IN ONE HOUR THAN THE WORLD USES IN A YEAR. THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY REACHING THE PLANET IN ONE YEAR IS ABOUT TWICE THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY THAT WILL EVER BE OBTAINED FROM FOSSIL FUELS." SO MUCH FOR SCIENCE. NOW LETS TURN TO THE CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES---"NATIONAL REVIEW"--AMERICA'S MOST WIDELY READ CONSERVATIVE MAGAZINE--9/30/11--"SOLAR ENERGY PROPAGANDA"---"THERE MIGHT BE A SMALL NICHE MARKET,BUT SOLAR ENERGY IS STILL LARGELY INCAPABLE OF PRODUCING RELIABLE ELECTRICITY AT RATES EVEN IN THE BALLPARK OF COST COMPETITIVENESS COMPARED TO COAL OR NATURAL GAS." ---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU CAN'Y ARGUE WITH STUPIDITY. STUPIDITY IS A TALENT FOR DELUSION. THE STUPID ARE ALWAYS AFRAID OF CHANGE. AS USUAL THE BONEHEADS AT "NATIONAL REVIEW" ARE ALREADY BEING PROVED WRONG----NUMBER OF HOMES WITH SOLAR SYSTEMS (1) 2006---30,000 (2) 2013---400,000 AND (3) 2020P---3,800,000.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#258 - FRED WINTZER - 01/28/2016 - 16:39
EXQUISITE/CALCULATING/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE WERTHEIMER'S PAINTING "BEAUTIFUL SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN THE 1950'S ADLAI STEVENSON OBSERVED THAT "THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAD TO BE DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO THE 20TH CENTURY." HE WAS BEING WAY TO KIND. AT LEAST 33% OF TODAY'S REPUBLICANS ARE ENTRAPPED IN THE 16TH CENTURY AND WAGING A WAR WITH FRANCIS BACON'S "NOVUM ORGANUUM(1620)". ON 1/12/16 AMERICA'S MOST WIDELY READ CONSERVATIVE MAGAZINE("NATIONAL REVIEW") PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "DAVID LIMBAUGH READS THE BIBLE COVER TO COVER" WHICH CLAIMED--"IF THE ENTIRE BIBLE IS GOD BREATHED....IT STANDS TO REASON THAT THE OLD TESTAMENT IS RELEVANT TO GOD'S SALVATION PLAN." GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ONE WOULD GO MAD IF ONE TOOK THE BIBLE SERIOUSLY AND THOSE WHO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ARE ALREADY MAD. THE FOLLOWING IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE OLD TESTAMENT PASSAGES--- 1 SAMUEL 18:25-27----"SAUL REPLIED 'SAY TO DAVID' THE KING WANTS NO OTHER PRICE FOR THE BRIDE THAN A HUNDRED PHILISTINE FORESKINS TO TAKE REVENGE ON HIS ENEMIES...WHEREFORE DAVID AROSE AND WENT HE AND HIS MEN AND SLEW TWO HUNDRED PHILISTINES AND BROUGHT THEIR FORESKINS TO THE KING." AS OSCAR WILDE ONCE SAID--"WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE HARM THE BIBLE HAS DONE,I DESPAIR OF WRITING ANYTHING EQUAL TO IT."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#259 - FRED WINTZER - 01/29/2016 - 16:34
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT CHALES LANDELLE'S PAINTING "THE SIREN" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT FORBIDDEN THINGS HAVE A SECRET CHARM. FORBID US SOMETHING AND THAT THING WE DESIRE. THERE IS A CHARM ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN THAT MAKES IT UNSPEAKABLY DESIRABLE.------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ACCORDING TO PATRICK THIBODEAU THERE ARE FIVE REASONS WHY CHINA MAY YET SUCCEED IN ITS GOAL TO ACHIEVE WORLD DOMINANCE IN TECHNOLOGY: (1) CHINA'S LEADERSHIP UNDERSTANDS TECHNOLOGY. (2) CHINA'S LEADERSHIP WANTS TO OUT-INNOVATE THE U.S. (3) CHINA'S SCIENCE AND TECHNICAL POOL IS VAST. (4) THE U.S. IS FAILING AT SCIENCE AND MATH EDUCATION. AND (5) CHINA IS GETTING U.S. TECHNOLOGY.-----THERE IS A 6TH REASON CHINA MIGHT PASS THE U.S. IN TECHNOLOGY THAT THIBODEAU DOESN'T MENTION---THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S WAR ON SCIENCE AND REASON. AS KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL RECENTLY POITED OUT, THE 21ST CENTURY REPUBLICAN PARTY IS IN THE PROCESS OF REJECTING THE 18TH CENTURY PHILOSOPHICAL MOVEMENT KNOWN AS THE ENLIGHTENMENT. LISTENING TO THE RECENT REPUBLICAN DEBATES ONE GETS THE IMPRESSION THE YEAR IS 1616, NOT 2016. AS NOAM CHOMSKY COSTANTLY REMINDS US, THE MAJORITY OF THE BASE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS AND AS A RESULT THE REPUBLICANS HAVE JUST DRIFTED OFF THE SPECTRUM. IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE A COUNTRY LEAD BY DONALD TRUMP OR TED CRUZ DOING ANYTHING TO REVERSE THESE TRENDS.--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#260 - FRED WINTZER - 02/01/2016 - 17:06
PALATIAL/DUPLICITOUS/PROMISCUOUS KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT EVELYN DE MORGAN'S PAINTING OF "HELEN OF TROY" AND THINKING OF THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN---INCOMPARABLE KRISTIE.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF HUMAN STUPIDITY. IGNORANCE CAN BE EDUCATED. CRAZY CAN BE MEDICATED; BUT THERE IS NO CURE FOR STUPIDITY. ON 2/12/16 THE HUFF POST FEATURED AN ARTICLE--"WATCH CORPORATE AMERICA TURN A ROOM FULL OF WORKERS INTO SANDERS AND TRUMP SUPPORTERS". THE CARRIER CORP IS CLOSING A PLANT IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA AND MOVING IT TO MONTERRY MEXICO. AS USUAL THE LOGIC IS THAT AMERICAN WAGES ARE TOO HIGH TO ALLOW AMERICAN PLUTOCRATS TO COMPETE IN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY.THIS, OF COURSE, IS BULLSHIT. GOOGLE UP "INTERNATIONAL COMPARISONS OF HOURLY COSTS IN MANUFACTURING,2012" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THERE ARE 17 COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD WITH HOURLY WAGES EQUAL TO OR GREATER THAN THE U.S.A.--GOOGLE UP TOP USA TRADING PARTNERS AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT 6 OF THESE COUNTRIES RUN LARGE TRADE SURPLUSES WITH THE USA. TAKE GERMANY AS AN EXAMPLE.HOURLY MANUFACTURING WAGES ARE 28% HIGHER THAN THE USA AND IN 2015 THE COUNTRY RAN A $74 BILLION TRADE SURPLUS WITH THE USA. TO UNDERSTAND THIS PHENOMENA GOOGLE UP "H.L. MENCKEN ON AMERICA'S(GOD -AWFUL) ARISTOCRACY." UNFORTUNATELY, AYN RAND'S "JOHN GAULT" IS FAR CLOSER TO SINCLAIR LEWIS'S "BABBITT."---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#261 - FRED WINTZER - 02/13/2016 - 16:44
LUSCIOUS/RETIARY/DESIROUS KRISTIE----THE SOLAR SYSTEMS MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL----I AM LOOKING AT DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI'S DRAWING "LIGEIA SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO HOMER(ILIAD) SAID THE FOLLOWING--"I HATE THAT MAN LIKE THE VERY GATES OF DEATH WHO SAYS ONE THING BUT HIDES ANOTHER IN HIS HEART." THE OTHER DAY I STUMBLED ACROSS A 9/30/10 DEBATE BETWEEN BILL O'REILLY AND BILL MAHER ON RELIGION. DURING THE DEBATE O'REILLY CLAIMED HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS WERE BASED ON THE NEW TESTAMENT AND THE LIFE OF JESUS(THE OLD TESTAMENT IS MERELY ALLEGORY). SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND O'REILLY OF THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT--"UNTO WHOMSOVER MUCH IS GIVEN,OF HIM SHALL MUCH BE REQUIRED"--LUKE 12:48(JESUS ON THE BUFFETT RULE). EVERY TIME IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE WEALTHY SHOULD BE PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE IN TAXES, O'REILLY THREATENS TO QUIT HIS JOB AND MOVE TO IRELAND. SOMEONE SHOULD REMIND O'REILLY THAT IRELAND IS ONE OF THE 10 MOST SOCIALISTIC COUNTRIES ON THE PLANET. HE WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO HIDE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#262 - FRED WINTZER - 02/17/2016 - 16:13
GLORIOUS/IMPISH/SALACIOUS KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT ANNIBALE CARRSACCI'S PAINTING "VENUS WITH A SATYR & CUPID" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE GULLIBLE MAN IS TO THE ROGUE WHAT A SLAVE IS HIS MASTER. ON WALL STREET ONE IS EITHER A DUNCE OR A ROGUE. TODAY WAS ANOTHER CARNIVAL OF BUNCOMBE: (1)UNCLE CORNPONE'S FAVORITE BANK(WELLS FARGO) GAVE THE STOCK OF VALEANT(VRX) A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS(DOWN 9% ON HEAVY VOLUME). (2) ONCE AGAIN CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ACCUSED HERBALIFE(HLF) OF VICTIMIZING IT'S DISTRIBUTORS IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT 75% WOULD RECOMMEND THE COMPANY TO A FRIEND(GLASSDOOR).(3) ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR DURING THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY KRAFT/HEINZ FIRED 700 R&D EMPLOYEES IN ILLINOIS.(4) IN A TOWN HALL MEETING IN SOUTH CAROLINA DONALD TRUMP CALLED FAST FOOD "GREAT STUFF" AND WENT ON TO SAY THAT "THE OTHER DAY I HAD KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN." AND (5) ACCORDING A GALLUP POLL 58% OF REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THAT GOD CREATED HUMANS IN THEIR PRESENT FORM WITHIN LAST 10,000 YEARS(GENESIS). GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THINGS COULD BE WORSE. SUPPOSE 58% OF REPUBLICANS BELIEVED IN THE MAYAN CREATION STORY--"POPOL VUH"----"HERE IS THE STORY OF THE BEGINNING WHEN THERE WAS NOT ONE BIRD,FISH,OR MOUNTAIN....THERE WAS NO ONE TO SPEAK HIS(HEART-OF-SKY) NAMES---'WHO IS THERE TO PRAISE ME?'"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF YOU READ THE ENTIRE "POPOL VUH" YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT "HEART-OF-SKY" IS MUCH CLOSER TO DONALD TRUMP THAN IS THE CHRISTIAN GOD.----A QUADRIILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#263 - FRED WINTZER - 02/19/2016 - 17:39
FETCHING/INSIDIOUS/LUBRICOUS KRISTIE-----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME-----I AM LOOKING AT TINTORETTO'S PAINTING "VENUS,MARS & VULCAN" AND THINKING OF YOUR COVETABLE DRAGON'S LAIR (VELVET PURSE)-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NOT ALL REPUBLICANS ARE STUPID; BUT MOST STUPID PEOPLE ARE REPUBLICANS. STUPIDITY IS A TALENT FOR MISCONCEPTION AND IS SOMETHING UNSHAKABLE. THANKS TO STUPIDITY , A GREAT DEAL OF INTELLIGENCE CAN BE INVESTED IN IGNORANCE. ACCORDING TO THE HUFFINGTON POST--"THE KOCHS ARE PLOTTING A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR ASSAULT ON ELECTRIC VEHICLES." THIS ASSAULT WILL PROVE TO BE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. IN 2012 TESLA MOTORS INTRODUCED IT'S MODEL S AND SINCE THEN THAT CAR HAS WON THE FOLLOWING AWARDS: (1) 2013 "MOTOR TREND "CAR OF THE YEAR (2) 2015 "CAR&DRIVER" CAR OF CENTURY AND (3) "TIME MAGAZINE" BEST 25 INVENTIONS OF 2012. AS A RESULT, THREE COMPANIES WITH A COMBINED $400 BILLION IN CASH ON THEIR BALANCE SHEETS (APPLE --GOOGLE---MICROSOFT) HAVE MADE IT CLEAR THEY INTEND TO ENTER THE ELECTRIC CAR MARKET. THE USA CONVENIENCE STORE INDUSTRY INVOLVES 154,195 RETAIL OUTLETS(MOST SELL GASOLINE). IN MARCH OF 2011 NACS(NATIONAL ASSOC. OF C-STORES) ONLINE FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "CASHING IN ON VEHICLE CHARGING" WHICH BEGAN WITH THE FOLLOWING MCKINSEY CONSULTING PREDICTION "IT IS A SAFE BET THAT CONSUMERS WILL EVENTUALLY SWAP GAS-POWERED CARS FOR RECHARGEABLE MODELS".------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY REMAINS THE HOME OF LOST CAUSES,FORSAKEN BELIEFS AND IMPOSSIBLE LOYALTIES.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#264 - FRED WINTZER - 02/20/2016 - 17:34
TANTALIZING/PROBLEMATIC/RIBALD KRISTIE----THE MOST SEDUCTIVE DELILAH IN VERIFIABLE HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT OTTO THEODOR GUSTAV LINGNER'S PAINTING "WATER NYMPH" AND THINKING OF YOUR CULMINATING BAJONGAS.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS FAR TOO LITTLE COURTSHIP IN THE COUNTRY TODAY. THE DURATION OF PASSION IS PROPORTIONATE WITH THE ORIGINAL RESISTANCE OF THE WOMAN. COURTSHIP IS A MAN PURSUING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM. IN HIS GREAT BIOGRAPHY OF HOWARD HUGHES DONALD BARLETT CAPTURES ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING COURTSHIP'S IN AMERICAN HISTORY----HOWARD HUGHES AND KATHERINE HEPBURN. GOOGLE UP "HOWARD HUGHES:GOLF'S BIZARRE BILLIONAIRE" AND YOU WILL BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND CASANOVA'S FAMOUS EPIGRAM "WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE WE CLIMB IN BED IS FOR ME; WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE CLIMB IN BED IS FOR HER(CASANOVA COULD EAT IT). AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW, HOWARD HUGHES PROPOSED MARRIAGE TO HEPBURN AND WAS TURNED DOWN. IF LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAD TO CONTEND WITH WOMEN OF THIS CALIBRE HE WOULD HOP ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER WITH ROARS OF JOY.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#265 - FRED WINTZER - 02/22/2016 - 15:59
FASCINATING/DEXTROUS/ORGIASTIC KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT MARCO BUSONI'S PAINTING "A MERMAID IN THE MOONLIGHT" AND THINKING OF THE MOST SEDUCTIVE WOMAN IN RECOEDED HISTORY---GORGEOUS ADORABLE YOU.--BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DEMOCRACY IS THE THEORY THAT AMERICAN CEO'S KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND THEY DESERVE TO GET IT GGOD AND HARD. FOR THE PAST 35 YEARS CORPORATE AMERICA HAS BEEN CORN-HOLING IT'S EMPLOYEES AND COUNTING ON "FOX NEWS" TO KEEP THEM IN THE DARK. A CURSORY READING OF HISTORY COULD HAVE TOLD THESE BONEHEADS THAT THIS WOULD RESULT IN A VIOLENT REACTION( GOOGLE--UP --THE GRACCHI BROTHERS(ROME) AND SOLON(ATHENS). THE 2/24/16 ISSUE OF "THE WEEK" CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING ITEM--"DONALD TRUMP'S VICTORY IN NEVADA WAS GOP ESTABLISHMENT'S WATERLOO". AS R.W. EMERSON ONCE SAID "NATURE DELIGHTS IN PUNISHING STUPID PEOPLE."-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#266 - FRED WINTZER - 02/24/2016 - 16:25
SCINTILLATING/NIMBLE/CARNAL KRISTIE---THE EXALTED DEMIGODDESS OF THE EXHILARATING FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT PIERRE AUGUST RENOIR'S PAINTING "DANCE AT BOUGINAL" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND HAVELOCK ELLIS'S COMMENT THAT "THE AESTHETIC PLEASURE OF DANCE IS A SECONDARY REFLECTION OF THE PRIMARY VITAL JOY OF COURTSHIP". SPEAKING OF COURTSHIP, I AM READING AN EXCELLENT BOOK ABOUT ANIMAL COURTSHIP---"SEX IN THE SEA" BY MARCH HARDT. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE LOWLY LOBSTER ENGAGES IN AN ELABORATE COURTSHIP; WITH THE WILEY FEMALE SEDUCING THE DOMINANT(BEST CATCH) MALE. THE WHOLE AFFAIR TAKES OVER A WEEK; OR AS MS HARDT PUTS IT--"LOBSTERS LIKE THEIR FOREPLAY". GOOGLE UP "YOUTUBE--MATING LOBSTER--COCO'S ISLAND". GORGEOUS APHRODITE: TO BETTER UNDERSTAND WHY 70% OF AMERICAN MALES AGED 20-34 YEARS OLD ARE BACHELORS GET YOUR HANDS ON THE SEPTEMBER 2013 ISSUE OF "COSMOPOLITAN" AND READ THE ARTICLE ENTITLED "12 KINKY QUICKIES--GRAB HIM AND GET IT ON". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND PUT THAT CLOWN DI CAPRIO ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#267 - FRED WINTZER - 02/26/2016 - 16:13
TRANSCENDENT/DEXTROUS/UNCHASTE KRISTIE----THE KNOWN UNIVERSE'S MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "VENUS & ORGANIST & LITTLE DOG" AND THINKING OF YOUR CULMINATING ANATOMY-------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WRETCHED IS THE MAN WHOSE FAME MAKES HIS TOMFOOLERIES NOTORIOUS. TODAY WE SEE THE HUBRIS; TOMORROW WE WILL WITNESS THE SCANDALS. RECENTLY, AS HE WALKED THROUGH BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY'S RESULTS, UNCLE CORNPONE WENT OFF ON A RANT ABOUT "THE MOST EGREGIOUS EXAMPLES OF CORPORATE AMERICA'S FUDGING OF NUMBERS TO INFLATE RESULTS." I WOULD SUGGEST THAT WARREN BUFFETT RE-READ JOSH KOSMAN'S 2009 BOOK "THE BUYOUT OF AMERICA" AND THEN TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT WHAT BERNARD HEES IS DOING TO THE SECOND LARGEST HOLDING IN HIS PORTFOLIO---KRAFT-HEINZ(KHC). HE MIGHT BEGIN BY READING THE 2,24/16 GLASSDOOR REVIEW ENTITLED--"GLAD TO HAVE DISMOUNTED OFF THIS DEAD HORSE--CURRENT MANAGEMENT HAS NO CLUE AS HOW TO DEFEND MARKET SHARE ETC.ETC.ETC.". HE MIGHT ALSO WANT TO READ "FORBES" 2/18/15 ARTICLE ENTITLED "CONSUMERS WANT HEALTHY FOODS AND ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR IT" AND THEN REFLECT ON THE FACT THAT IN JANUARY(2016) BERNARD HEES LAYED OF 700 SENIOR R&D EMPLOYEES IN GLENVIEW, ILLINOIS. AS JOSH KOSMAN ACCURATELY PREDICTS---"PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS WILL EVENTUALLY CAUSE THE NEXT GREAT CRISIS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#268 - FRED WINTZER - 02/29/2016 - 16:09
LUXURIANT/MACHIAVELLIAN/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT ALBERTO VARGAS'S PAINTING OF THE MAY 1963 VARGAS GIRL WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT PURSUIT AND SEDUCTION ARE THE ESSENCE OF SEXUALITY---THE SIZZLE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I AM PONDERING THE LIST OF BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY'S STOCK HOLDINGS AND WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS INFORMED UNCLE CORNPONE THAT WE HAVE ENTERED THE 21ST CENTURY. ACCORDING TO BUFFETT AND MUNGER--"OUR FAVORITE HOLDING PERIOD IS FOREVER". ON MONDAY OF THIS WEEK WARREN STATED THAT HIS $11 BILLION IBM INVESTMENT IN 2011 WAS THE RIGHT DECISION ,BUT COULD TURN OUT TO BE A MISTAKE. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: A BRAND IS THE MOST VALUABLE PIECE OF REAL ESTATE IN THE WORLD---IT IS A CORNER IN PEOPLES MINDS("POSITIONING"---RIES & TROUT). ACCORDING TO "BUSINESS INSIDER", APPLE COMPUTER IS FAR AND AWAY THE #1 FAVORITE BRAND OF MILLENNIALS AND DURING THE PAST 3 YEARS THE VALUE OF APPLE'S BRAND HAS MORE THAN DOUBLED WHILE IBM'S BRAND VALUE HAS DECLINED --13%(INTERBRAND GLOBAL BRAND SURVEY). SINCE BOTH APPLE AND IBM ARE SELLING AT THE SAME MULTIPLE OF TRAILING EARNINGS---UNCLE CORPONE SHOULD LIQUIDATE HIS $11 BILLION POSITION IN IBM AND MOVE THE MONEY INTO APPLE. WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY ----BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#269 - FRED WINTZER - 03/01/2016 - 16:06
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: IT APPEARS THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DISRUPT THE GOOD WALK SPOILED(GOLF)---TODAYS YAHOO FINANCE CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE--"TRUMP'S POLITICAL RISE PUTS PRESSURE ON GOLF"---TODAY IS THE OPENING OF THE WGC CADILLAC CHAMPIOSHIP ON TRUMP NATIONAL DORAL AND APPARENTLY "THE DONALD" OWNS 17 OTHER GOLF PROPERTIES(MANY AMONG THE MOST PRIZED). GOLF HAS BEEN TRYING TO REACH A YOUNGER AUDIENCE AND ALSO PROMOTE THE SPORT IN THE MIDDLE EAST. TRUMP'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS HAVING THE SAME IMPACT ON THE GOLF ESTABLISMENT THAT IT IS HAVING ON THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISMENT. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HL MENCKEN WHEN HE STATED 85 YEARS AGO--"IF I HAD MY WAY NO MAN GUILTY OF GOLF WOULD BE ELIGIBLE TO ANY OFFICE OF TRUST OR PROFIT UNDER THE UNITED STATES". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: GIVE ME GOLF CLUBS,FRESH AIR AND SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE FOR A PARTNER AND YOU CAN KEEP THE CLUBS AND FRESH AIR.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#270 - FRED WINTZER - 03/02/2016 - 14:32
BOMBASTIC/VULPINE/RAUNCHY KRISTE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY WAY----I AM LOOKING AT DIEGO VELAZQUEZ'S PAINTING "ROKEBY VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR FAULTLESS POSTERIOR----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: PUBLIC OPINION IS THE WORLD'S MASTER ALWAYS. IN LOOKING AT THE THE BERNIE SANDERS/DONALD TRUMP WINS IN MICHIGAN, ONE IS REMINDED THAT OPINION IS LIKE A PENDULUM; IF IT GOES PAST THE CENTER OF GRAVITY ON ONE SIDE, IT MUST GO A LIKE DISTANCE ON THE OTHER. HISTORY IS THE VISIBLE EFFECTS OF INVISIBLE CHANGES IN HUMAN THOUGHT. OPINION IS CREATED BY THE CONSTANT PRESSURE OF A WILD VARIETY OF FACTS AND SEMI-FACTS WHICH VARY BETWEEN THE BANAL AND THE COSMIC. HOW THIS HODGE PODGE OF INFORMATION IS TRANSFORMED INTO PUBLIC OPINION IS A MOST MYSTERIOUS PROCESS---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#271 - FRED WINTZER - 03/09/2016 - 13:35
TRANSCENDENT/PRECARIOUS/PRFILGATE KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT LEON BAZILE PERRAULT'S PAINTING "THE MIRROR" AND THINKING OF YOUR ARCHETYPAL MAMMILA. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: UNCLE CORNPONE CONTINUES TO DEFEND HIS ALLIANCE WITH 3G CAPITAL AND THEIR RUTHLESS SLASHING OF JOBS AT KRAFT HEINZ. IN HIS LETTER TO SHAREHOLDERS HE STATED THAT "THEIR(3G'S) METHOD IS TO BUY COMPANIES THAT OFFER AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ELIMINATING MANY UNNECESSARY COSTS AND THEN--VERY PROMPTLY--TO MAKE THE MOVES THAT WILL GET THE JOB DONE". HEDGE FUNDS SEEM TO AGREE. ACCORDING TO A 2/9/16 INSIDERMONKEY ARTICLE--"HEDGE FUNDS ARE SNAPPING UP KRAFT HEINZ ---CONFIDENCE IN POST MERGER SYNERGIES". GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS COMANY(KHC) IS A DISASTER IN THE MAKING. KRAFT HEINZ IS NOW THE WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR AND THIS 8/14/15 GLASSDOOR REVIEW EXPLAINS WHY--"HEINZ AND NOW KRAFT ARE BEING RUN INTO THE GROUND BY UPPER MANAGEMENT WHICH DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS DOING(ALL CAME FROM RAILROAD COMPANY). ANYONE CAN FIRE PEOPLE INDESCRIMINATELY". IN JANUARY OF THIS YEAR THE 3G WIZARDS FIRED 700 SENOIR TECHNICAL PEOPLE AT KRAFT'S GLENVIEW R&D FACILITY. IN 2010 A SERVING OF KRAFT'S RANCH DRESSING BOASTED 370MG OF SODIUM AND 12G OF FAT. FACED WITH INCREASING SCRUTINY PEPSICO,KRAFT,KELLOG AND OTHERS SET UP A BODY CALLED THE HEALTY WEIGHT COMMITMENT FOUNDATION THAT PROMISED TO CUT 1.5 TRILLION CALORIES A YEAR FROM THE AMERICAN MARKET BY 2015----MRS OBAMA APPLAUDED. KRAFT FOOD USED TO EMPLOY BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS AND THESE FOLKS WERE WORKING ON INNOVATIONS TO THE COMPANY'S EXISTING UNHEALTHY FOOD PRODUCTS. UNCLE CORPONE'S FAVORITE HOLDING PERIOD IS FOREVER. LETS HOPE FOREVER IS LESS THAN FIVE YEARS. SHORT KRAFT HEINZ(KHC).---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#272 - FRED WINTZER - 03/11/2016 - 17:58
LUMINOUS/ADROIT/GOATISH KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT DAVID HOWARD JOHNSON'S PAINTING OF "APHRODITE" AND THINKING OF YOUR UNBLEMISHED DERRIERE. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ON 4/22/14 I PREDICTED THAT "IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT VALEANT(VRX) WILL UNRAVEL IN THE NEXT 3-5 YEARS." CORPORATE CULTURE IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST ASSETS/LIABILITIES WHICH DRIVES OR IMPEDES THE SUCCESS OF AN ORGANIZATION. VALEANT IS THE COMBINATION OF OVER 100 COMPANIES THROWN TOGETHER BY FINANCIAL WIZARDS IN LESS THAN 5 YEARS AND THEREFORE HAS NO CORPORATE CULTURE. THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOW UNRAVELING AND WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS WITHIN 9 MONTHS. TODAY THE STOCK IS DOWN OVER 50% BUT STILL SELLS WAY ABOVE STATED BOOK VALUE. KEEP IN MIND THAT IF WE EXCLUDE GOODWILL, THE COMPANY HAS TANGIBLE ASSETS OF MINUS $17 BILLION. TODAY CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN) ANNOUNCED THAT HE INTENDS TO TAKE A MORE PROACTIVE ROLE IN VALEANT'S MANAGEMENT. RUMOR HAS IT THAT BAUSCH&LOMB PLANS TO INTRODUCE A LINE OF "JOE FRESH" FASHION CONTACT LENSES. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE NEXT COMPANY TO IMPLODE WILL BE KRAFT HEINZ AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MARK THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR WALL STREET ASSHOLES ATTEMPTING TO ACTIVELY MANAGE THE COMPANIES THEY INVEST IN.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE LITTLE HOOLIGAN---YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#273 - FRED WINTZER - 03/15/2016 - 16:31
STUNNING/PROBLEMATIC/LIBERTINE KRISTE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL ON THIS BAWDY PLANET---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING "LA TOILETTE DE VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR OPTIMAL ANATOMY. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YEARS AGO BENJAMIN GRAHAM OBSERVED "IN THE LONG RUN SECURITIES TEND TO REACH AND SELL AT A PRICE LEVEL NOT DISPROPORTIONATE TO THEIR INDICATED VALUE.....THE TIME INTERVAL REQUIRED FOR A SUBSTANTIAL UNDERVALUATION TO CORRECT ITSELF AVERAGES BETWEEN ONE AND A HALF TO TWO AND A HALF YEARS." RECENTLY VENTURE CAPITALIST MARC ANDREESSEN OBSERVED THAT APPLE'S(AAPL) STOCK "TRADES LIKE A STEEL MILL ON ITS WAY OUT OF BUSINESS." FOR THE 9TH YEAR IN A ROW "FORTUNE" MAGAZINE FOUND THAT APPLE WAS THE MOST ADMIRED COMPANY IN THE WORLD(2016). TODAY'S YAHOO FINANCE INCLUDED THE FOLLOWING "WEARABLE TECH" ARTICLE "APPLE WATCH GETS SERIOUS HEART MONITORING WITH WITH NEW KARDIA STRAP." DOESN'T SOUND LIKE STEEL MILL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. APPLE IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT 11.3 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS AND SHOULD BE SELLING AT THE SAME MULTIPLE AS NIKE(NKE)--30 TIMES. BUY THIS STOCK AND HOLD FOR AT LEAST 3-5 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#274 - FRED WINTZER - 03/16/2016 - 17:10
OSTENTATIOUS/COGNIZANT/AROUSED KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASM----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "APOLLO AND DAPHNE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "THERE IS NOTHING MORE FRIGHTFUL THAN IGNORANCE IN ACTION"--GOETHE.----TODAYS HUFFPOST CONTAINS AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "UNIONS CATCH TRUMP TREPIDATION" WHICH DOCUMENTS THAT TRUMP'S MESSAGE IS BEGINNING TO RESONATE WITH THE RUST BELT 'S WORKING CLASS. IT IS MY BELIEF (THANKS TO UNCLE CORNPONE AND THE BRAZILIAN NECROMANCER) THAT IN THE NEAR FUTURE TRUMP'S MESSAGE WILL BEGIN TO RESONATE WITH MBA'S AND ORGANIC CHEMISTS. GOOGLE UP KRAFT HEINZ GLASSDOOR AND YOU WILL GET A FEEL FOR WHAT "THE ECONOMIST(2/7/15) CALLED "CAPITALISM'S UNLIKELY HEROES(VULTURE CAPITALISTS). 2/27/16(GLASSDOOR)---"THERE IS NO VISION OR STRATEGY TO GROW BRANDS. THEY PURSUE COST CUTTING TO INCREASE EBITDA REGARDLESS OF TRADE-OFF". THE GLOBAL PACKAGED GOODS INDUSTRY(CPG) IS A $2 TRILLION INDUSTRY AND IN THE NEAR FUTURE HUFFPOST MIGHT FEATURE AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL AND MIT ORGANIC CHEMISTRY DEPARTMENT CATCH TRUMP TREPIDATION".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#275 - FRED WINTZER - 03/18/2016 - 17:11
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: AS WE WILL SOON LEARN FROM THE KRAFT HEINZ ATROCITY, A LITTLE LEARNING IS A DANGEROUS THING BUT A LOT OF IGNORANCE IS MUCH MUCH WORSE. NOTHING IS SO FIRMLY BELIEVED AS THAT WHICH IS LEAST KNOWN. A RECENT HUFFPOST ARTICLE ENTITLED "THERE IS A NEW PLAN TO STOP WALL STREET RAIDERS FROM PREYING ON MAIN STREET COMPANIES" OUTLINED "THE BROKAW ACT" WHICH IS A SMALL MEASURE TO COMBAT WALL STREET "SHORT-TERMISM" AT THE EXPENSE OF LONG-TERM VALUE. WAIT UNTIL IT BECOMES OBVIOUS THAT 3G CAPITAL HAS LITERALLY DESTROYED TWO AMERICAN ICONIC COMPANIES WITH COMBINED SALES OF ALMOST $20 BILLION---KRAFT HEINZ. UNCLE CORNPONE WOULD BE WELL ADVISED TO STOP PONTIFICATING ON "SQUAWK ALLEY" AND TO START STUDYING THE HUNDREDS OF GLASSDOOR REVIEWS ABOUT SECOND LARGEST STOCK IN HIS PORTFOLIO(10/11/15--"WORST COMPANY ON EARTH"---8/24/15--"UNBELIEVEABLE WHAT GOES ON"). AS AN "ANONYMOUS" SENIOR HEINZ MANAGER IN PITTSBURGH DESCRIBES THE ATROCITY--"VERY MUCH LIKE WORKING IN THE WILD WEST. BRAZILIAN STUDENTS WITH INK STILL WET ON THEIR MBA'S ARE PUT INTO LEADERSHIP AND ARE MICROMANAGING PEOPLE WITH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE." ADVICE TO MANAGEMENT---"I HOPE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO A HIGHER POWER SOMEDAY FOR ALL THE IMMORAL AND UNETHICAL THINGS YOU HAVE DONE."--- BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT GOLDMAN SACHS HAS DESTROYED UNCLE CORNPONE'S BRAIN.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#276 - FRED WINTZER - 03/20/2016 - 17:52
RAVISHING/RETIARY/RANDY KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE MILKY-WAY----I AM LOOKING AT LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "VENUS & NYMPHS BATHING" AND THINKING OF YOUR CONSUMMATE HEINIE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET'S SHORT TERM FIXATION IS NOW IN THE PROCESS OF DESTROYING TWO AMERICAN ICONIC COMPANIES WHICH ARE BOTH OVER 100 YEARS OLD----HJ HEINZ AND BAUSCH & LOMB. A COMPANY'S CULTURE AND A COMPANY'S BRAND ARE REALLY JUST TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN. A COMPANY'S CULTURE RESIDES IN THE HEARTS AND SOULS OF ITS EMPLOYEES. AN ORGANIZATION IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE COLLECTIVE CAPACITY OF ITS PEOPLE TO CREATE VALUE. DESTROY A COMPANY CULTURE AND YOU EVENTUALLY DESTROY THE COMPANY. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT VALEANT AND 3G ARE DOING AT B&L AND HEINZ. THESE TWO WALL STREET ATROCITIES ARE PERFECTLY LAYED OUT IN GLASSDDOR REVIEWS: (1) 10/1/14---"B&L GREAT! VALEANT--NOT SO MUCH"---ENGINEERING MANAGER AND (2) 9/16/15---HEINZ "A CONFUSED MESS OF A COMPANY"---SENOIR MANAGER LONDON. WHAT THESE TWO REVIEWS DESCRIBE ARE BUFFONERIES OF THE HIGHEST CONCIEVABLE AMPERAGE----"CAN ANYONE SERIOUSLY EXPECT BOYS WHO HAVE BARELY TAKEN JUSTIN BIEBER POSTERS OFF THEIR BEDROOM WALLS, TO MANAGE HUGE SEGMENTS OF A BUSINESS." BOTH THE STOCK'S OF VALEANT AND KRAFT HEINZ SHOULD BE AVOIDED OR SHORTED.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#277 - FRED WINTZER - 03/21/2016 - 16:03
OSTENTATIOUS ISHTAR WITH THE PEPPY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS: \"AS A DOG RETURNS TO HIS VOMIT, A SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR RETURNETH TO HIS FOLLY\"---PROVERBS 26:11. YESTERDAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BILL ACKMAN) WAS GOING TO TAKE A SEAT ON VALEANT PHARMA\'S BOARD AND SINCE THEN THE COMPANY\'S STOCK HAS INCREASED ALMOST 20%. THIS IS A REPEAT OF WHAT HAPPENED TO JC PENNEY\'S STOCK IN NOVEMBER OF 2012( SUMZERO.COM 11/29/12--\"THIS IS WHAT BILL ACKMAN SEES WHEN HE LOOKS AT JCP\"). LIKE ALL SHOP TILL YOU DROP ROPE-A-DOPES, VALEANT IS ABOUT TO BLOW-UP AND DISAPPEAR. HOMO SAPIENS ARE NOT RATIONAL ANIMALS AND COUNTLESS AS THE SANDS OF THE SEA ARE HUMAN PASSIONS. NO COMPANY CAN SUCCEED OVER THE LONG RUN WITHOUT ENERGIZED EMPLOYEES WHO BELIEVE IN THE COMPANY\'S MISSION AND RESPECT THE COMPANY\'S TOP MANAGEMENT.CUSTOMERS WILL NEVER LOVE A COMPANY UNTIL THE EMPLOYEES LOVE IT FIRST. A HEALTHY CORPORATE CULTURE IS SIMPLY A SHARED WAY OF DOING SOMETHING WITH PASSION. CORPORATE CULTURE(NOT EBITDA) IS THE ONLY SUSTAINABLE COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE. VALEANT WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#278 - FRED WINTZER - 03/22/2016 - 18:07
GAUDY/ARTFUL/EROTIC KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT LOUIS LOEB'S PAINTING "THE SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ARE NEVER MUNDANE. YESTERDAY'S WSJ FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "VALEANT STARTS CEO SEARCH". THE QUESTION IS---WILL VALEANT BE ABLE TO FEND OFF THE "LUNCHROOM ZOMBIE NERDS"; OR WILL THE COMPANY BE FLUSHED DOWN THE "TALKING TOILETS". I AM CASTING MY VOTE FOR THE "TALKING TOILETS". VALEANT IS A SERIAL ACQUIRER WHICH CURRENTLY EMPLOYS 18,000 DISGRUNTLED HOMO SAPIENS. AS HERMANN HESSE OBSERVED OVER 100 YEARS AGO--"WHEN TWO CULTURES COLLIDE IS THE ONLY TIME TRUE SUFFERING EXISTS". CULTURE IS THE ABILITY TO TRANSMIT ACQUIRED HABITS FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT BY IMITATION AND HABIT IS THE 6TH SENSE THAT DOMINATES THE OTHER FIVE. THE ALMOST CERTAIN UNRAVELING OF THIS ATROCITY WILL PROVIDE THE ENLIGHTENED REMNANT WITH A CARNIVALS WORTH OF AMUSEMENT.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#279 - FRED WINTZER - 03/23/2016 - 14:06
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: "FOR NEVER WAS A STORY OF MORE WOE THAN THIS OF 3G CAPITAL AND IT'S KRAFT HEINZ FOLLY"---SHAKESPEARE. SHORTLY AFTER KRAFT & HEINZ MERGED, UNCLE CORNPONE DECLARED--" I AM DELIGHTED TO PLAY A PART IN BRINGING THESE TWO WINNING COMPANIES AND THEIR ICONIC BRANDS TOGETHER". TO THE THOUSANDS OF POOR SLOBS STILL EMPLOYED AT KRAFT HEINZ UNCLE CORNPONE IS REFERRED TO AS --"WARREN BUFFETT AND HIS BRAZILIAN DEATH SQUAD". WHEN ONE THINKS OF THE CONSUMER PACKAGED GOODS INDUSTRY ONE THINKS OF(1) MARKETING MBA'S (2) ORGANIC CHEMISTRY PHD'S (3) PRODUCTION SPECIALISTS AND (4) TOP SALESMEN. WITH A 3G CAPITAL COMPANY YOU HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON ACCOUNTING AS THIS GLASSDOOR REVIEW FROM AN ACCOUNTANT WHO JOINED THE COMPANY AFTER THE MERGER INDICATES---1/26/16---FORMER SENIOR ACCOUNTANT PITTSBURG--"WORST EVER"---"I HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH SO MANY PEOPLE THAT WERE FINANCE, BUT THAT HAD NO FINANCE BACKGROUND. I HAD TO EXPLAIN CASH FLOW TO MY BOSS. I GUESS THAT IS THE TALENT YOU ARE STUCK WITH WHEN YOU LAY OFF TONS OF PEOPLE AND HAVE NO POLICY TO REHIRE". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THIS COMPANY IS THE NEXT VALEANT---AVOID OR SHORT.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#280 - FRED WINTZER - 03/26/2016 - 14:44
RESPLENDENT/CAGEY/PRURIENT KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT ETIENNE GARNIER'S PAINTING "DIANNA AND HER NYMPHS" AND THINKING OF YOUR IMPECCABLE PHYSIQUE. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I CONTINUE TO MARVEL AT UNCLE CORNPONE'S FOLLY---THE KRAFT HEINZ ATROCITY. ON MARCH 31,2016 THE FOLLOWING POSITIVE REVIEW WAS POSTED ON THE GLASSDOOR BY A DIRECTOR OF THE COMPANY IN CHICAGO--"GREAT COMPANY WITH MANY CHANGES---CONSTANT CHANGES DUE TO THE FACT TWO DIFFERENT COMPANY CULTURES ARE MERGING AND MANY PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE BUSINESS." TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF THE NEW CULTURE AT KRAFT HEINZ I NOW QUOTE FROM A 2/24/14 GLASSDOOR REVIEW FROM A PITTSBURGH REGIONAL SALES MANAGER---"ONLY BRAZILIAN MALES,PREFERABLY YOUNG---COMPANY BEING TURNED INTO THE BRAZILIAN BOYS' CLUB". GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I WONDER HOW UNCLE CORNPONE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT BRAZILIANS POSSESSED THE KNOWLEDGE TO TURN AROUND AND RUN A CONSUMER PACKAGED GOODS(CPG) COMPANY.I RECENTLY GOOGLED UP "THE 20 GREATEST BRAZILIAN BRANDS" AND DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ONE OF THEM. I ALSO GOOGLED UP "BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY 2015 OFFICIAL READING LIST:APPROVED BOOKS BY BUFFETT AND MUNGER". UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE NO BOOKS ON THE SUBJECTS OF MARKETING,ADVERTIZING OR SCIENCE ON THIS LIST. UNCLE CORNPONE IS FAMOUS FOR THE FOLLOWING QUOTE--"I INSIST ON A LOT OF TIME SPENT,ALMOST EVERY DAY,TO JUST SIT AND THINK....I READ AND THINK." I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THE FOLLOWING BOOKS TO THE BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY READING LIST(1) "THE 22 IMMUTABLE LAWS OF MARKETING"-BY RIES/TROUT (2) OGLIVY ON ADVERTISING (3)"THE INTELLIGENT MAN'S GUIDE TO SCIENCE"--BY ASIMOV AND (4) KHAN ACADEMY --ORGANIC CHEMISTRY. IF UNCLE CORNPONE WANTS TO SAVE KRAFT HEINZ FROM UTTER DESTRUCTION HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO DO A LOT MORE "THINKING AND READING".---- QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#281 - FRED WINTZER - 04/01/2016 - 16:45
VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE ANIMATED PALATABLE CLITORIS: THE SKEPTICS SAID THE $15 MINIMUM WAGE WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AND NOW 60 MILLION PEOPLE ARE SLATED TO GET IT. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD FOR THE MANY BUSINESSMEN WHO ARE NOW GOING TO BE FORCED TO PAY IT. AS ARISTOTLE POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO--"WE ARE WHAT WE REPEATEDLY DO.EXCELLENCE,THEN,IS NOT AN ACT BUT A HABIT." COMPANY'S THAT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH COST CONTAINMENT AND THEREFORE ARE STINGY WITH PAY AND BENEFITS ALMOST ALWAYS EXPERIENCE HIGH LEVELS OF EMPLOYEE TURNOVER. A DECEMBER 2006 ARTICLE IN THE "HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW" ENTITLED "THE HIGH COST OF LOW WAGES" DOCUMENTED TO STUPIDITY OF PAYING PEANUTS("IF YOU PAY PEANUTS YOU GET MONKEYS"--CHINESE PROVERB). THE ARTICLE POINTED OUT THAT COSTCO"S PAY AND BENEFITS ARE WAY ABOVE SAM'S CLUB AND YET COSTCO IS MORE PROFITABLE(SAM'S EMPLOYEE TURNOVER IS TWICE AS HIGH AS COSTCO'S AND CONSEQUENTLY COSTCO EMPLOYEES ARE FAR MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN SAM'S). GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF TIME CEO'S SPEND WATCHING SPORTS ON TELEVISION, YOU WOULD THINK THEY MIGHT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF PRACTICE (1) "FOR EVERY PASS I CAUGHT IN A GAME, I CAUGHT A THOUSAND IN PRACTICE."---DON HUTSON (2) "I DON'T KNOW IF I PRACTICED MORE THAN ANYBODY, BUT I STILL WONDER IF SOMEBODY--SOMEWHERE--WAS PRACTICING MORE THAN ME."--LARRY BIRD (3) "WHO DO I GET TO WIMBLETON? PRACTICE.PRACTICE.PRACTICE."--IVAN LENDL.---TO UNDERSTAND WHY THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO FORCE AMERICAN BUSINESSMEN TO DO THINGS THAT ARE IN THEIR OWN SELF INTEREST GOOGLE UP "MENCKEN ON ENDURING TRUTHS OF THE AMERICAN PLUTOCRACY".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#282 - FRED WINTZER - 04/05/2016 - 17:34
RAVISHING/INSIDIOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE 15 BILLION YEARS FOLLOWING THE BIG BANG---I AM LOOKING AT TOM SADLER'S PAINTING "THE SIREN OF CAPRI" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL":"THE CREDULITY OF DUPES IS AS INEXHAUSTIBLE AS THE INVENTION OF KNAVES."--EDMUND BURKE----OUR OLD FRIEND CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS BACK IN THE NEWS----THIS MORNING ACKMAN PREDICTED VALEANT WOULD HAVE A NEW CEO WITHIN WEEKS AND THAT THE COMPANY WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE ON THE ROAD TO A RAPID RECOVERY ----BASED ON THIS NEWS THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS SANG HALLELUJAH AND THE STOCK JUMPED UP AS IF IT HAD BEEN KICKED BY A MULE( UP ALMOST 20% ON 4 TIMES NORMAL VOLUME)----LETS HOPE THIS NEW CEO ISN'T A REPEAT OF RON JOHNSON(PENNEY'S) OR GEORGE JONES(BORDERS)----BACK IN THE REAL WORLD A FORMER VALEANT TERRITORY MANAGER(10 YEARS EXPERIENCE) POSTED THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW ON 4/5/16--CONS--"NEGATIVE PRESS,CONGRESS INVESTIGATING,SEC INVESTIGATION,NO MARKETING SUPPORT,NO MANAGEMENT CARE SUPPORT,LITTLE SAMPLES,100% OF REPS INTERVIEWING,STOCK WENT FROM $270 TO 26,PRICE GAUGING,NEED MORE ROOM TO TYPE"------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS PONZI SCHEME WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS WITHIN A YEAR----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#283 - FRED WINTZER - 04/06/2016 - 16:12
BEWITCHING ISHTAR WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: NAPOLEAN BONAPARTE ONCE OBSERVED "THE FOOT SOLDIERS GENERALLY WIN BATTLES;GENERALS GET CREDIT FOR THEM." LITTLE KNOWN TO SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS CURRENTLY EMPLOYS 18,000 FOOT SOLDIERS AND AT LEAST 70% DO NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR VALEANT. WITH EACH OF IT'S 100 PLUS ACQUISITIONS THE COMPANY LAID OFF MANY OF THE MOST TALENTED AND ALL THE R&D PEOPLE. ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR, VALEANT IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO FILL 250 KEY POSITIONS(SR. ENGINEER,SR. VISION CARE TERRITORY MANAGER,SR. ANALYTICAL CHEMIST,SR. SYSTEMS ANALYST ECT.ECT.ECT.)TODAY'S BLOOMBERG CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE--"VALEANT SHARES HAVE BEST THREE-DAY RUN IN ALMOST 20 YEARS"--"IT SEEMS LIKE IT HAS FOUND A BOTTOM", SAID ANNABEL SAMIMY,AN ANAL-IST AT STIFEL NICOLAUS & CO WHO HAS A BUY RATING ON THE STOCK. ACCORDING TO WALTER TODD OF GREENWOOD CAPITAL--"IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO GET YOUR ARMS AROUND WHERE YOU THINK THE BUSINESS IS,VALEANT IS PROBABLY A GOOD VALUE." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ALMOST ALL THE TALENTED PEOPLE AT VALEANT HAVE ALREADY LEFT OR ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE AND THIS TOAD IS IN THE PROCESS OF UNRAVELING.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#284 - FRED WINTZER - 04/08/2016 - 16:37
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE ANIMATED/PALATABLE CLITORIS: ON WALL STREET THE MAJORITY IS ALMOST ALWAYS WRONG. DURING THE MONTH OF MARCH 2016 THE KINDERGARTEN FELL IN LOVE WITH UNCLE CORNPONE'S FOLLY(KRAFT HEINZ--KHC). ON 3/9/16 INSIDER MONKEY REPORTED THAT HEDGE FUNDS WERE SNAPPING UP KRAFT HEINZ;SIGNS OF POST MERGER SYNERGIES. ON 3/16/16 GOLDMAN SACHS ADDED THE STOCK TO ITS CONVICTION BUY LIST AND JIM CRAMER DECLARED KRAFT HEINZ CAN GO MUCH HIGHER. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN THE LONG HAUL NO COMPANY CAN EFFECTIVELY COMPETE WITHOUT ENERGIZED EMPLOYEES WHO UNDERSTAND AND BELIEVE IN THE COMPANY'S MISSION OR AS PETER DRUCKER PUT IT--"CULTURE EATS STRATEGY FOR BRECKFEAST." AS HUNDREDS OF GLASSDOOR REVIEWS DOCUMENT--3G CAPITAL'S MINDLESS COST CUTTING HAS DESTROYED THE CULTURES OF BOTH HEINZ AND KRAFT. CULTURE IS A BALANCED BLEND OF HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY,ATTITUDES,ACTIONS, AND BELIEFS THAT COMBINED CREATE EITHER PLEASURE OR PAIN,SERIOUS MOMENTUM OR MISERABLE STAGNATION AND DECAY. KRAFT HEINZ EMPLOYEES HAVE GONE FROM BEING PASSIONATELY ENGAGED INTO MISERABLY NAVIGATING A MIND-NUMBING BUREAUCRACY. AS A 4/7/16 REVIEW PUT IT--CONS--"GOD PLEASE HELP KRAFT EMPLOYEES."--ADVISE TO MANAGEMENT--"MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL".---HEAVENLY ISHTAR: KRAFT HEINZ IS A DISASTER IN THE MAKING. ONCE AGAIN THE KINDERGARTEN WILL BE PROVEN DEAD WRONG.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#285 - FRED WINTZER - 04/11/2016 - 13:33
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE PERKY SUCCULENT CLITORIS: THE UNDERLYING PRICIPLES OF STOCK MARKET INVESTING DO NOT CHANGE FROM DECADE TO DECADE. IN THE SHORT RUN WALL STREET IS A LUNATIC ASYLUM DRIVEN BY FEAR AND GREED; BUT IN THE LONG RUN THE STOCK MARKET IS A WEIGHING MACHINE. A STOCK IS NOT JUST A TICKER SYMBOL; IT IS AN OWNERSHIP IN AN ACTUAL BUSINESS WITH AN UNDERLYING VALUE. I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT APPLE'S STOCK SELLING AT LESS THAN 12 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS IS A STEAL. I HAVE COMPARED APPLE WITH THREE COMPANIES SELLING AT OVER 25 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS ON 7 DIFFERENT MEASURES AND APPLE CAME OUT #1 ON ALL SEVEN. THE 3 COMPANIES ARE (1) COCA COLA, (2) MCDONALDS, AND (3) PROCTER & GAMBLE. THE 7 MEASURES ARE (1) CASH/TOTAL LIABILITIES (2) DEBT/WORTH (3) RETURN ON EQUITY (4) PAST FIVE YEARS GROWTH RATE (5) PROJECTED FIVE YEARS GROWTH RATE (6) INTERBRAND--BEST GLOBAL BRANDS AND (7) GLASSDOOR--BEST PLACES TO WORK. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: APPLE IS CURRENTLY WORTH AT LEAST TWICE IT'S CURRENT PRICE. BUY AND HOLD FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#286 - FRED WINTZER - 04/13/2016 - 16:50
GAUDY/GUILEFUL/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING "LA VAGUE" AND THINKING OF YOUR PROTOTYPAL ANATOMY----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IN READING SARAH BAKEWELL'S BOOK "AT THE EXISTENTIALIST'S CAFE" I WAS REMINDED THAT ON APRIL 20, 1980 JEAN-PAUL SARTRE'S FUNERAL ATTRACTED 50,000 PEOPLE AND ON JANUARY 20,1981 THE AMIABLE DUNCE(REAGAN) BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. IN OTHER WORDS, IN A VERY SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THE WHOLE PLANET SHIFTED FROM EXISTENTIALISM TO REAGANOMICS. THE SHIFT INVOLVED MOVING FROM--"IF YOU DO NOT EXPRESS YOUR OWN ORIGINAL IDEAS, IF YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR OWN BEING,YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOURSELF"--ROLLO MAY--TO " COME ON, YOU WOMBATS! ALL TOGETHER IN THE LONG YELL!--GEORGE F. BABBITT.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: WHEN THE RICH WAGE WAR,IT'S THE POOR WHO DIE OR AS THEY SAY ON WALL STREET--"YOU CAN BEAT THIS POOR BODY, BUT I GIVE MY SOUL TO EBIDT"----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#287 - FRED WINTZER - 04/18/2016 - 13:16
ENCHANTING/ARTFUL/WANTON KRISTIE---THE SUI GENERIS ORANGUTAN WHISPERER---I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD ARMITAGE'S PAINTING "THE SIREN" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: COMING UP ON APRIL 30TH OF THIS YEAR IS UNCLE CORNPONE'S ANNUAL GREED HOE DOWN. ABOUT THIS TIME EVERY YEAR ROUGHLY 40,000 RAPACIOUS NINCOMPOOPS MEET AT THE CENTURYLINK CENTER IN DOWNTOWN OMAHA TO GIVE GEORGE WASHINGTON THE MIDDLE FINGER("GAMBLING IS THE CHILD OF AVARICE,THE BROTHER OF INIQUITY AND THE FATHER OF MISCHIEF."--G. WASHINGTON)----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: "DREAM BIG". WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL IF AT THE END OF THIS YEAR'S BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY ANNUAL MEETING 400 WASTE MANAGEMENT GARBAGE TRUCKS LABELED "GET YOUR EBITDA HERE" TRANSPORTED ALL 40,000 OF THESE INEFFECTUAL LINTHEADS TO 5600 SOUTH 10TH STREET AND DUMPED THEM INTO THE OMAHA INCINERATOR. AS THEY SAY IN YUGOSLAVIA--"NINE GAMBLERS COULD NOT FEED A SINGLE ROOSTER."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#288 - FRED WINTZER - 04/20/2016 - 13:34
OSTENTATIOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FROLICSOME SUCCULENT CLITORIS: THE GREEDY MAN AND THE SWINDLER ARE SOON AGREED. OUR OLD FRIEND CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS HAS FOUND ANOTHER SUCKER(JULY 2006---GEORGE JONES AT BORDERS AND NOVEMBER 2001--RON JOHNSON AT JC PENNEY). TODAY IT WAS REPORTED THAT JOSEPH PAPA(CEO PERRIGO) WOULD BE LEAVING PERRIGO TO JOIN VALEANT AS IT'S NEW CEO. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: GREED IS NOT A FINANCIAL ISSUE,IT'S A HEART ISSUE. ALL FORMS OF STUPIDITY ARE SIMPLY EVOLVED OUT OF FRAUD,GREED AND IMAGINATION. THE CREDULITY OF CEO'S IS AS INEXHAUSTIBLE AS THE INVENTION OF WALL STREET OPERATORS. REMEMBER THAT BOTH BORDERS AND JC PENNEY WERE VERY HEALTHY COMPANIES WHEN JONES AND JOHNSON ARRIVED. VALEANT IS A COMPLETE MESS AS THIS APRIL 22,2016 REVIEW ILLUSTRATES--CONS--"PROFITS AND HEDGE FUNDS HITTING NUMBERS VS. CARE OF PATIENT. COMPANY MODEL OF BUYING OTHER COMPANIES DOES NOT MAKE FOR UNIFIED WORK ATMOSPHERE."---PAPA WILL JOIN JONES AND JOHNSON ON THE LIST OF EXECUTIVE CAREERS DESTROYED BY CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. LUST AND GREED ARE MORE GULLIBLE THAN INNOCENCE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#289 - FRED WINTZER - 04/25/2016 - 14:00
GAUDY/PERCEPTIVE/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT EDMUND BLAIR LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND THINKING BACK TO MY TEENAGE YEARS(THE 1950'S) WHEN THE DOUBLE STANDARD IN SEX(OR AS CASANOVA PUT IT "SHE SAID TO ME LIKE ALL VIRTUOUS WOMEN SHE WOULDN'T YIELD BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT IF SHE DID I WOULDN'T MARRY HER") WAS STILL IN FORCE. BACK THE THE DON JUAN MALE FANTASY HAUNTED THE SUBCONSCIOUS OF ALL TEENAGE BOYS AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING HIT SONGS (1) DION---1961---"THE WANDERER" AND (2) RICKY NELSON---1961---"TRAVELIN' MAN". BY 1965(THANKS TO "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE) THE DOUBLE STANDARD HAD BEEN THROWN OUT THE WINDOW AND AS A YOUNG MANAGEMENT TRAINEE(LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO) I WAS WALLOWING IN VAGINAS. TODAY 70% OF ALL AMERICAN MEN BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20-34 ARE NOT MARRIED AND BETWEEN 1979 AND 2015 THE PERCENTAGE OF BIRTHS TO UNMARRIED WHITE WOMEN HAS JUMPED FROM 9.5% TO 29.2%( AMONG BLACK WOMEN THE JUMP HAS BEEN MORE MODERATE--57.2% TO 70.9%). AS MY FAVORITE CONSERVATIVE(HL MENCKEN) POINTED OUT ALMOST 90 YEARS AGO--"IF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN KNEW AS MUCH ABOUT HER PROFESSION AS AN APPRENTICE PLUMBER KNEW ABOUT HIS--A BACHELOR OVER 25 YEARS OLD WOULD BE SO RARE YOKELS WOULD HAVE TO PAY 50 CENTS JUST TO GAPE AT HIM". THE INCOMPETENCE OF TODAY'S WOMEN IS ATTESTED BY THE FACT THAT IT TOOK 12,000 FEMALE CELEBRITIES OVER 30 YEARS TO PUT ACTOR/DIRECTOR WARREN(IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT FUCK IT) BEATY ONTO THE LEMON SQUEEZER. TODAY WARREN IS DRIVING AN ICE WAGON ON RODEO DRIVE( GOOGLE UP MENCKEN--"DOWNFALL OF A REVOLUTIONARY"). THE BONEHEADS AT "NATIONAL REVIEW" REFER TO THIS PROBLEM AS --"THE RETREAT FROM MARRIAGE"--BRAD WILCOX. AS EVERY INTELLIGENT FEMALE KNOWS, THE GREATEST LABOR SAVING DEVICE EVER INVENTED IS A GULLIBLE HUSBAND WITH MONEY(LIKE BRAD WILCOX).----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#290 - FRED WINTZER - 04/26/2016 - 13:56
BREATHTAKING ISHTAR WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: A WHILE BACK I SUGGESTED THAT INVESTING SHOULD BE MORE LIKE WATCHING PAINT DRY OR WATCHING GRASS GROW. IF YOU WANT EXCITEMENT YOU SHOULD BET ON THE OUTCOME OF NUDE LESBIAN OIL WRESTLING MATCHES(ANASTASIA VS ZAMIRA). THE HEDGE FUND ASSHOLES CONTINUE TO IGNORE MY ADVICE. YESTERDAY I READ THE FOLLOWING--"BILLIONAIRE ICAHN EXITS APPLE STAKE AFTER THREE YEARS".CARL(IF YOU WANT A FRIEND GET A DOG) ICAHN CLAIMS HE SOLD THE STOCK BECAUSE "I'M WORRIED ABOUT CHINA. APPLE RELIES ON THE COUNTRY FOR A LOT OF IT'S SALES AND ISN'T IMMUNE TO THE REACH OF BEIJING REGULATORS". ACCORDING TO 24/7 WALL STREET, THE MOST POPULAR AMERICAN COMPANIES IN CHINA ARE (1)KFC(2)GENERAL MOTORS(3)MICROSOFT(4)BOEING(5)NIKE(6)COCA COLA(7)PROCTER&GAMBLE(8)INTEL(9)STARBUCKS AND (10)APPLE. IF ICAHN WANTS TO INVEST IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND AVOID COMPANIES WITH A LARGE EXPOSURE IN CHINA, I JUST READ HIS FORTUNE COOKIE--"PAL YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK". APPLE SELLING AT LESS THAN 12 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS IS THE BEST VALUE ON THIS LIST(COCA COLA IS SELLING AT 26 TIMES).---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DURING THE PAST 30 YEARS REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS HAVE RELIED ON THE "BAD APPLE THEORY" TO EXPLAIN CORPORATE SWINISHNESS.IN 2002 AFTER THE ENRON DISASTER, GEORGE BUSH TALKED ABOUT A FEW "BAD APPLES" AND SUGGESTED THAT THE ENRON BACKLASH REPRESENTED A THREAT TO OUR ENTIRE FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM INVESTMENT GURU BENJAMIN GRAHAM(1894-1976) ILLUSTRATES THAT "BAD APPLES" HAVE ALWAYS BEEN IN THE MAJORITY ON WALL STREET--"THE INVESTMENT WORLD NEVERTHELESS HAS ENOUGH LIARS,CHEATERS AND THIEVES TO KEEP SATAN'S CHECK-IN CLERKS FRANTICALLY BUSY FOR DECADES".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#291 - FRED WINTZER - 04/29/2016 - 14:57
AWESOME/CRAFTY/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE----THE MOST GORGEOUS SCOUNDREL IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY---I AM LOOKING AT CHARLES GUILLEMOT'S PAINTING "APHRODITE,MARS,& VULCAN" AND THINKING OF YOUR IMPECCABLE ANATOMY----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NEAR THE END OF THE OVER SIX-HOUR Q&A SESSION AT BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY'S ANNUAL MEETING SOMEONE ASKED "WHY IS BERNARDO HEES DEFECATING ON ALL THE KRAFT HEINZ EMPLOYEES" AND UNCLE CORNPONE ANSWERED "ON WALL STREET SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO SOME AWFULLY MEAN THINGS TO KEEP UP YOUR RESPECTABILITY"----ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR KRAFT HEINZ IS NOW A WORSE PLACE TO WORK THAN "FAMILY DOLLAR" OR "DOLLAR GENERAL"----STEVE JOBS(APPLE) ONCE OBSERVED THAT "THERE IS A DYNAMIC DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT AN AVERAGE PERSON COULD ACCOMPLISH AND WHAT THE BEST PERSON COULD ACCOMPLISH(50 OR 100 TO ONE)-----ACCORDING TO JEFFRIES ALIX PARTNERS "MILLENNIALS ARE FAR MORE HEALTH CONSCIOUS THAN BABY BOOMERS AND THEY APPEAR POISED TO RAPIDLY TRANSFORM THE FOOD AT HOME INDUSTRY"---"THE COMPETITION TO HIRE THE BEST WILL INCREASE IN THE YEARS AHEAD"--BILL GATES----THE BRAZILIAN PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM 3G IS REPUTED ON WALL STREET TO BE EXPERTS AT CUTTING COSTS----ACCORDING TO A 3/28/16 GLASSDOOR REVIEW FROM A KRAFT HEINZ ENGINEER HERE IS HOW THEY DO IT "INCREDIBLE BUREAUCRACY DOWN TO PENCILS,PENS AND THE AMOUNT OF PAPER WE WERE ALLOWED TO USE"---DURING THE BERKSHIRE ANNUAL MEETING CHARLIE MUNGER STATED ""VALEANT OF COURSE WAS A SEWER,AND THOSE THAT CREATED IT DESERVED ALL THE OPPROBRIUM THAT THEY GOT"----DEAR CHARLIE AND UNCLE CORNPONE: 3G CAPITAL IS ALSO A SEWER AND AS RW EMERSON ONCE SAID "NATURE DELIGHTS IN PUNISHING STUPID PEOPLE"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#292 - FRED WINTZER - 04/30/2016 - 18:48
RAVISHING LORELEI WITH THE PLUCKY/TOOTHSOME CLITORIS: ROUGHLY 260 YEARS AGO EDMUND BURKE OPINED "THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY ARE DESTINED TO REPEAT IT." AS EVERYONE KNOWS, EVERY TIME HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF THE COST GOES UP. THE FOLLOWING IS J.K. GALBRAITH ON THE ROARING 1920'S--"THE FACT WAS THAT AMERICAN ENTERPRISE IN THE TWENTIES HAD OPENED ITS HOSPITABLE ARMS TO AN EXCEPTIONAL NUMBER OF PROMOTERS,GRAFTERS,SWINDLERS,IMPOSTERS AND FRAUDS." ON JANUARY 20, 1981 THE AMIABLE DUNCE(REAGAN--A CALVIN COOLIDGE ADMIRER) WAS INAUGURATED PRESIDENT AND EARLY IN 1982 THE DUNCE ANNOUNCED--"THIS BILL IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LEGISLATION FOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS IN THE LAST 50 YEARS. IT PROVIDES A LONG TERM SOLUTION FOR TROUBLED THRIFT INSTITUTIONS...ALL IN ALL,I THINK WE HIT THE JACKPOT." THE REST IS HISTORY:(1) 1987--TOM WOLFE "BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES" (2)1987--OLIVER STONE/MICHAEL DOUGLAS "WALL STREET"(3) 1990--BRYON BURROUGHS "BARBARIANS AT THE GATE"(4)1992--JAMES STEWART "A DEN OF THIEVES". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE LATEST INSTALLMENT IN THE JOYS OF LAISSEZ-FAIRE IS CHARLIE MUNGER INFORMING US THAT VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS HAS TURNED OUT TO BE A "SEWER". THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE THE COLLAPSE OF KRAFT HEINZ.AS NAPOLEON BONEPARTE ONCE SAID "IN POLITICS,STUPIDITY IS HOT A HANDICAP"---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#293 - FRED WINTZER - 05/01/2016 - 15:32
SUMPTUOUS MINERVA WITH THE COLTISH/APERITIVE CLITORIS: GUESS WHO IS ON THE COVER OF THIS WEEK\'S \"TIME\" MAGAZINE? LEONARDO(HOOGIE)DICAPRIO.BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS WE BOTH KNOW,MONEY CAN\'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS IF YOU SHOP IN THE WRONG PLACES. THE WOMAN THAT SNARES THIS GOOSE WILL BE POWER SHOPPING ON RODEO DRIVE,5TH AVENUE AND PALM SPRINGS PROMENADE. WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THIS CLOWN OFF THE STREETS.-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IN A RECENT CNBC INTERVIEW WITH BECKY QUICK UNCLE CORNPONE HEAPED PRAISE ON JEFF BEZOS OF AMAZON FOR FIGURING OUT UNIQUE WAYS TO PLEASE CUSTOMERS. PETER DRUCKER ONCE OBSERVED THAT \"THE PURPOSE OF A BUSINESS IS TO CREATE A CUSTOMER IN A PROFITABLE MANNER.PROFIT FOR A COMPANY IS LIKE OXYGEN FOR A PERSON.\" AMAZON HAS BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS AND STILL GENERATES ANEMIC PROFITS ON OVER $100 BILLION IN SALES. I READ LOTS OF BOOKS, MOST OF WHICH ARE FAR FROM BEST SELLERS(I AM CURRENTLY READING (1)\"SEX IN SEA\"-HARDT(2)\"BLOOD SPORT\"-TEITELMAN(3)\"FREDERICK THE GREAT\"--BANNING). AMAZON SELLS THESE BOOKS FOR 20-30% LESS THAN BARNES & NOBLE. IF YOU DON\'T CARE WHETHER YOU MAKE A PROFIT,ANY FOOL CAN PLEASE CUSTOMERS. WHEN IT COMES TO PLEASING CUSTOMERS, APPLE FAR OUTRANKS AMAZON. ACCORDING TO INTERBRAND APPLE IS THE WORLD\'S #1 BRAND--BRAND VALUE $170 BILLION--UP 484% SINCE 2011. AMAZON IS #10---BRAND VALUE $38 BILLION--UP 298% SINCE 2011. APPLE\'S STOCK SELLING AT 11 TIMES TRAILING EARNINGS IS A FAR BETTER BUY THAN AMAZON\'S STOCK SELLING AT 42 TIMES WHAT IT WOULD MAKE IF THE COMPANY GENERATED 6% NET PROFIT/SALES RATIO. WARREN BUFFETT\'S ADVICE IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE BABY BUFFETT\'S(ACKMAN) ADVICE.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#294 - FRED WINTZER - 05/03/2016 - 14:18
GLITTERING/TRICKY/GOATISH KRISTIE: WELCOME TO THE KARMA CAFE.THERE ARE NO MENUS.YOU WILL GET SERVED WHAT YOU DESERVE.GORGEOUS APHRODITE:IF YOU WANT TO GET A FLAVOR FOR THE KIND OF NINCOMPOOPS THAT ATTEND UNCLE CORNPONE\'S ANNUAL GREED HOEDOWN IN OMAHA, GOOGLE UP--YAHOO--\"HOW THIS CHINESE INVESTOR GOT 15 MINUTES FACE TIME WITH WARREN BUFFETT.\" AVARICE HAS RUINED MORE SOULS THAN EXTRAVAGENCE.\"THE IGNORANT MIND WITH ITS INFINITE AFFLICTIONS,PASSIONS,AND EVILS IS ROOTED IN THE THREE POISONS--GREED,ANGER,AND DELUSION.\"--BODHIDHARMA.---I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT IF WE HEAVED ALL 40,OOO BIRKSHIRE HATHAWAY ANNUAL MEETING ATTENDEES INTO THE OMAHA INCINERATOR, THE PLANET EARTH WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THAT FRISKY LITTLE HOOLIGAN--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#295 - FRED WINTZER - 05/04/2016 - 13:27
FLORID/MACHIAVELLIAN/STEAMY KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHEN'S PAINTING "BACCHUS,VENUS & CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I AM CURRENTLY READING AN EXCELLENT BOOK ABOUT THE SENSATIONAL DEALS(MERGERS,LBO'S ETC.) OF THE PAST 42 YEARS---ROBERT TEITELMAN'S "BLOODSPORT(APRIL 2016)". IT IS INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT THE FIRST HOSTILE(DOGGY STYLE) TAKEOVER TOOK PLACE IN 1974 AND WAS A TOTAL DISASTER. WITH ROBERT GREENHILL(MORGAN STANLEY) AS ADVISER,INCO GOBBLED UP ESB PAYING A 100% PREMIUM FOR THE STOCK.INCO THEN SUCCESSFULLY WRECKED ESB--DURACELL ATE ITS LUNCH IN THE BATTERY BUSINESS AND RAYOVAC WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. FORTY TWO YEARS LATER THIS SORT OF FOLLY IS STILL GOING STRONG ON WALL STREET AND CORPORATE AMERICA.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ONE OF THE 100 GREATEST BUSINESS BOOKS EVER WRITTEN IS ROBERT TOWNSEND'S "UP THE ORGANIZATION(1970)". READ THE SECTION 101 ENTITLED "PRESIDENTS SALARY(IS HE REALLY WORTH $250,000?". THE FORGOTTEN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD OF SENSATIONAL DEALS ARE IN TOWNSEND'S WORDS "THE WORKERS IN YOUR COMPANY WHOSE KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE GETS YOU FROM JANUARY TO DECEMBER". THESE ARE THE PEOPLE COMPANIES CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOSE TO THE COMPETITION(BOARD MEMBERS AND VICE PRESIDENTS ARE NOT ON THIS LIST). REAGANOMICS IS DESTROYING AMERICA.--- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#296 - FRED WINTZER - 05/05/2016 - 14:57
RAVISHING CYTHEREA WITH THE ELFISH/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "PLEADING" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU FASTEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO TO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: OF ALL THE WAYS OF DESCRIBING HOMO SAPIENS THE WORST IS THE ONE THAT COGNIZES HIM/HER OUT TO BE A RATIONAL ANIMAL. HE/SHE IS RATIONAL IN THE SENSE THAT HE/SHE CAN THINK UP A REASON FOR ANYTHNG HE/SHE WANTS TO BELIEVE. THE MODERN FEMINIST IS BEGINNING TO RESEMBLE JOHN MAYNARD KEYNES' "REMORSELESS LOGICIAN". GOOGLE UP "THE GUARDIAN"--JILL FILIPOVIC--1/23/13--"COURTSHIP IS DEAD.LONG LIVE DATING". THE GIST OF THIS ARTICLE IS THAT IN THE OLD DAYS A MAN SELECTED A WOMAN AND NOW THANKS TO FEMINIST VICTORIES WOMEN ENTER INTO PARTNERSHIPS MORE EQUALLY. THIS,OF COURSE, IS BULLSHIT. IN THE OLD DAYS "LOVE WAS A SPORT IN WHICH THE HUNTER(WOMAN) CONTRIVED TO HAVE THE QUARRY(MAN) IN PURSUIT. IN THE OLD DAYS "A BACHELOR OVER 25 YEARS OF AGE WAS SO RARE THAT YOKELS HAD TO PAY 50 CENTS JUST TO GAPE AT HIM"--HL MENCKEN. TODAY "BACHELOR NATION: 70% OF MEN AGED 20-34 ARE RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT PROPER LEVELS OF ADULT SUPERVISION." BACK IN THE PERIOD 1920-1960 AS IT RELATED TO SINGLE MEN, FAILURE HAD IT'S DRAWBACKS,BUT SUCCESS WAS FAR MORE DNAGEROUS(THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER). SOONER OR LATER WOMEN ARE GOING TO WAKE UP AND WE WILL REINVENT COURTSHIP. AS NINON DE LENCLOS(1620-1705)--"LOVE NEVER DIES OF STARVATION,BUT OFTEN OF INDIGESTUION"
#297 - FRED WINTZER - 05/06/2016 - 14:50
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: TODAY'S HUFFINGTON POST CONTAINS AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "HILLARY CLINTON IS A PROGRESSIVE" WHICH LISTS HER RECORD ON FIVE KEY ISSUES. UNFORTUNATELY THE ARTICLE NEGLECTED TO SPEAK ABOUT OUR OLD FRIENDS THE "WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS". ON 1/9/16 "THE ATLANTIC" FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "2015-A MERGER BONANZA" WHICH TALKED ABOUT THE NEARLY $5 TRILLION WORTH OF SENSATIONAL DEALS CONSUMMATED IN THE 12 MONTHS ENDED DECEMBER 2015. THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF A 34 YEAR TREND BEGUN IN 1981 WHEN THE AMIABLE DUNCE FIRST BECAME PRESIDENT. ALL OF THESE DEALS ARE EXTREMELY HARD ON THE EMPLOYEES OF THE ACQUIRED COMPANY AND ACCORDING TO ONE STUDY--83% FAIL TO CREATE SHAREHOLDERS VALUE AND HALF ACTUALLY DESTROY VALUE. ACCORDING TO THE "HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW", THE M&A SPREE OF 1995 TO 2000 COST SHAREHOLDERS MORE THAN THE ENTIRE DOT-COM MELTDOWN. SINCE ALL OF THESE DEALS HEAP HUGE REWARDS ON CEO'S,BOARD MEMBERS,AND INVESTMENT BANKERS(THE GREEDY MAN AND THE SWINDLERS ARE SOON AGREED),THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO HAVE TO CHANGE THE RULES IF WE ARE GOING TO SLOW THIS BULLSHIT DOWN. UNFORTUNATELY HILLARY AND BILL CLINTON ARE SUFFERING FROM THE BEN FRANKLIN MALADY("IF YOU LAY DOWN WITH DOGS,YOU WILL RISE UP WITH FLEAS"). PROBABLY THE THE MOST EGREGIOUS ACQUISITION OF THE PAST 34 YEARS WAS VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS PURCHASE OF BAUSCH&LOMB ---GLASSDOOR --BAUSCH&LOMB--12/30/13--"THE SALE OF B&L TO VALEANT HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED CULTURE.THE NEW OWNERS ARE "OUTSOURCE KINGS" TOTALLY DISMANTLING A OVER 150 YEAR OLD COMPANY WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING HOW IT WORKS". IF THIS ISN'T STOPPED YOUR NEW BILL OF RIGHTS WILL READ--"IF YOU EVEN DREAMED YOU COULD PURSUE HAPPINESS IN THIS INCOMPARABLE LAND OF MORONS YOU WOULD WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#298 - FRED WINTZER - 05/08/2016 - 14:58
ENGAGING/IMPISH/PRURIENT KRISTIE---THE MOST RAVISHING CRAFTY SCOUNDREL SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL---I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "PYGMALION ET GALATEE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: SIGMUND FREUD ONCE REFERRED TO CREATIVE/LITERARY WRITERS AS VALUABLE ALLIES TO PSYCHOLOGY AND THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF THE MIND BEING ALWAYS IN ADVANCE OF SCIENCE. ROUGHLY 180 YEARS AGO THE GENIUS OF THE NOVEL--HONORE DE BALZAC(1799-1850)--OBSERVED THAT "THE DURATION OF PASSION IS PROPORTIONATE WITH THE ORIGINAL RESISTANCE OF THE WOMAN". MODERN SCIENCE HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH BALZAC. GOOGLE UP--"THE GUARDIAN"--ROBERT SAPOLSKY--"DOPAMINE JACKPOT!" IN WHICH DR SAPOLSKY DISCUSSES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ANTICIPATION AND DOPAMINE. FOR MORE DETAIL ON THE SCIENCE OF DEFERRED GRATIFICATION GET YOUR HANDS ON SAPOLSKY'S "GREAT COURSE" TITLED "BEING HUMAN" AND LISTEN TO LECTURE #7--"THE PLEASURE AND PAIN OF MAYBE".---IN SPITE OF THE FEMINAZI, COURTSHIP REMAINS "A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#299 - FRED WINTZER - 05/09/2016 - 13:26
SEDUCTIVE ISHTAR WITH THE EFFERVESCENT/APPETIZING CLITORIS: "HORSE SENSE IS THE THING A HORSE HAS WHICH KEEPS HIM FROM BETTING ON PEOPLE."--WC FIELDS. IN 2015,FOR THE 8TH YEAR IN A ROW, THE $2.8 TRILLION HEDGE FUND INDUSTRY UNDERPERFORMED THE S&P 500. AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW, HEDGE FUNDS ARE MADE AVAILABLE ONLY TO SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS AND CANNOT BE SOLD TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. SWINDLERS ARE NOTORIOUSLY GULLIBLE--GREED IS EASILY DECEIVED BECAUSE IT IS QUICK TO HOPE. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, TODAY IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE 25 BEST-PAID U.S. HEDGE FUND MANAGERS TOOK HOME $13 BILLION IN 2015,10% MORE THAN THE PREVIOUS YEAR . BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LAWS CATCH FLIES BUT LET HORNETS GO FREE.JUSTICE IS THE MEANS BY WHICH ESTABLISHED INJUSTICES ARE SANCTIONED.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#300 - FRED WINTZER - 05/10/2016 - 13:57
ENTICING DELILAH WITH THE MISCHIEVOUS/SUCCULENT CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT THE STATUE OF LORELEI ON THE RHINE RIVER AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ON 5/2/16 THE HUFFINGTON POST FEATURED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "WHAT IF ELON MUSK RAN APPLE?". I'M AFRAID THAT THE NINCOMPOOPS IN THE KINDERGARTEN ARE TOTALLY UNAWARE OF THE FANTASTIC JOB THAT TIM COOK HAS DONE SINCE BECOMING APPLE CEO IN AUGUST OF 2011. ACCORDING TO PETER DRUCKER--"THE PURPOSE OF A BUSINESS IS TO CREATE AND KEEP A CUSTOMER....TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE CUSTOMER SO WELL THAT THE PRODUCT/SERVICE FITS HIM/HER AND SELLS ITSELF". THERE IS A MARKETING FIRM---"INTERBRAND/BRAND CONSULTANCY"---THAT MEASURES JUST SUCH THINGS--ANNUAL "BEST GLOBAL BRANDS". ACCORDING TO INTERBRAND, DURING THE PERIOD OF COOK'S LEADERSHIP(2011-2016), APPLE HAS GONE FROM BEING THE #8 GLOBAL BRAND TO #1,AND THE VALUE OF THE BRAND HAS RISEN FROM 33,492 TO 170,276. ONLY ONE COMPANY HAS EXPERIENCED A LARGER PERCENTAGE INCREASE---"FACEBOOK". APPLE'S STOCK SELLING AT LESS THAN HALF A MARKET P/E RATIO IS THE BEST BUY I HAVE EVER SEEN.--GORGEOUS APHRODITE: REMEMBER, THE PEOPLE ON WALL STREET ARE GREAT HERO WORSHIPERS AND ALWAYS TAKE THEIR HERO'S FROM THE CRIMINAL CLASS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#301 - FRED WINTZER - 05/11/2016 - 14:35
PULCHRITUDINOUS XOCHIQUETZAL: "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING"--BENJAMIN GRAHAM. IN NOVEMBER OF 2009 JOSH KOSMAN'S BOOK "THE BUYOUT OF AMERICA" ARRIVED IN THE NATIONS BOOK STORES. THE BOOK ACCURATELY DOCUMENTED THAT PRIVATE EQUITY'S EXPLOSIVE GROWTH HAS BEEN WRINGING PROFITS OUT OF AMERICAN COMPANIES AT THE EXPENSE OF THE LONG TERM HEALTH OF THOSE VERY SAME COMPANIES.THE BOOK DOCUMENTED MANY SPECTACULAR FLAMEOUTS AND BANKRUPTCIES. ON JULY 2,2015 3G CAPITAL AND UNCLE CORNPONE MERGED KRAFT AND HEINZ IN THE LATEST WALL STREET SENSATIONAL DEAL. BEFORE THE MERGER 65% OF KRAFT EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND THE COMPANY TO A FRIEND; THAT NUMBER HAS NOW DROPPED TO 29%. AS JACK WELCH ONCE PUT IT--"ANY JERK CAN HAVE SHORT TERM EARNINGS.YOU SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE AND THE COMPANY SINKS IN FIVE YEARS". FOLLOWING ALMOST A YEAR OF THE 3G PORTUGUESE ENEMA(CLISTER GIGANTE), ON MAY 4TH KRAFT HEINZ REPORTED FIRST QUARTER EARNINGS THAT BEAT THE ANAL-ISTS ESTIMATES AND THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS SANG HALLELUJAH---STOCK UP ALMOST 7%. UNCLE CORNPONE'S FAVORITE HOLDING TIME IS "FOREVER". LETS HOPE HIS DEFINITION OF FOREVER IS LESS THAN FIVE YEARS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#302 - FRED WINTZER - 05/11/2016 - 16:52
EXQUISITE CYTHEREA WITH THE GOATISH/PALATABLE CLITORIS: JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH ONCE OBSERVED THAT "THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH MILTON FRIEDMAN'S IDEAS IS THAT THEY HAVE ALL BEEN TRIED". GALBRAITH,OF COURSE, WAS REFERRING TO THE GILDED AGE AND THE ROARING 1920'S. AS THESE TWO PERIODS IN HISTORY PROVED BEYOND DOUBT---RULE BY MONEY-BAG IS THE WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT EVER INDURED BY MAN. "OF ALL FORMS OF TYRANNY THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE AND THE MOST VULGAR IS THE TYRANNY OF MERE WEALTH, THE TYRANNY OF PLTOCRACY"--J.P. MORGAN. YESTERDAY I LISTENED TO THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO DIALOGUE BETWEEN DAVID AXELROD AND JON STEWART; IN WHICH STEWART REFERRED TO WASHINGTON D.C. AS A SEPTIC TANK. THIS REMINDED ME OF ALBERT J. NOCK'S DESCRIPTION OF WASHINGTON IN HIS 1927 AMERICAN MERCURY ESSAY "ANARCHIST PROGRESS". HISTORY DOESN'T REPEAT ITSELF BUT IT RHYMES. GREED IS A BOTTOMLESS PIT. IT IS NOT WANT BUT RATHER ABUNDANCE THAT CREATES AVARICE. AS THOMAS JEFFERSON PUT IT "EXPERIENCE DEMANDS THAT MAN IS THE ONLY ANIMAL WHICH DEVOURS HIS OWN.FOR I CAN APPLY NO MILDER TERM TO THE GENERAL PREY OF THE RICH ON THE POOR". BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: DON'T STEAL. WALL STREET HATES COMPETITION.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#303 - FRED WINTZER - 05/13/2016 - 18:25
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS: ON MONDAY OF THIS WEEK IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT WARREN BUFFETT'S FIRM HAD TAKEN A SMALL POSITION IN APPLE'S STOCK($ 1 BILLION). BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY ALREADY OWNS ALMOST $12 BILLION WORTH OF IBM'S STOCK. A BRAND FOR A COMPANY IS LIKE A REPUTATION FOR A PERSON. THE BRAND BUILDING PROCESS IS A MARATHON THAT TAKES TIME WITH PATIENCE,CONSISTANCY,AND AUTHENTICITY TO DELIVER ON A UNIQUE PROMISE. ITS THE FIRST COMPANY TO BUILD THE MENTAL POSITION THAT HAS THE UPPER HAND. IBM ONCE HELD THAT POSITION,BUT HAS BLOWN THE CACHET THEY HAD YEARS AGO. ITS OVER NOW(INTERBRAND--2011 TO 2015) AND AS JACK TROUT HAS SAID-"ITS HARD TO MOVE A BRAND UP AFTER YOU'VE BEEN DOWN." APPLE IS THE MILLENNIALS' FAVORITE BRAND AND IT'S BRAND RATING INCREASES EVERY YEAR. BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY WOULD BE WISE TO MOVE ANOTHER $12 BILLION INTO APPLE'S STOCK.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#304 - FRED WINTZER - 05/18/2016 - 13:15
CONSECRATED/PROBLEMATIC/SATYRIC KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SINCE HELEN OF TROY(1,200 B.C.)---I AM LOOKING AT FREDERIC LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "CRENAIA THE NYMPH OF DARGLE" AND THINKING OF YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET IS A UNIQUE CASINO WHERE YOU CANNOT LOSE IF YOU BUY QUALITY COMPANIES AT REASONABLE PRICES AND HAVE A LONG TERM OUTLOOK. AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM PUT IT--"PEOPLE WHO INVEST MAKE MONEY FOR THEMSELVES;PEOPLE WHO SPECULATE MAKE MONEY FOR THEIR BROKERS". HEDGE FUND MANAGERS PURSUE WEALTH WITH SUCH BREATHLESS HASTE THEY HURRY PAST IT. THE STOCK MARKET IS A LABYRINTH IN WHICH THE VERY HASTE YOU MOVE WITH WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR WAY."SWEET FLOWERS ARE SLOW AND WEEDS MAKE HASTE."--SHAKESPEARE. TODAY'S YAHOO FINANCE FEATURED THE FOLLOWING--"HEDGE FUNDS DUMP APPLE STOCK IN Q1---AAPL WAS THE MOST HEAVILY PURCHASED STOCK IN THE PRIOR QUARTER AND THE MOST HEAVILY SOLD IN FIRST QUARTER." TO GAIN A BETTER GRASP OF THE PRIMITIVE MENTAL PROCESSES OF HEDGE FUND MANAGERS GOOGLE UP "THE SYCOPHATIC FOX AND THE GULLIBLE RAVEN." APPLE'S STOCK SELLING AT LESS THAN HALF A MARKET MULTIPLE IS NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT---IT IS A "STEAL".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#305 - FRED WINTZER - 05/19/2016 - 16:07
LUXURIOUS LORELI WITH THE SPORTIVE/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: PUBLIC OPINION IS A THERMOMETER WHICH POLITICIANS MUST CONSTANTLY CONSULT. THE HISTORY OF CIVILIZATION IS A RECORD OF THE WEAKNESS,FRAILTY AND DEATH OF PUBLIC OPINION. AMERICAN PUBLIC OPINION IS AN OCEAN WHICH TAKES FOREVER TO CHANGE. THIS WEEK'S "TIME" MAGAZINE FEATURES AN ARTICLE--"AMERICAN CAPITALISM'S GREAT CRISIS--HOW WALL STREET IS CHOKING OUR ECONOMY." THE CONCLUSIONS OF THIS ARTICLE WERE FIRST ARTICULATED IN THE 1990 MOVIE--"'PRETTY WOMAN'--STARRING JULIA ROBERTS AND RICHARD GERE."THIS MOVIE WAS THE #1 ROMANTIC COMEDY OF ALL TIME AND TOLD A STORY VERY SIMILAR TO THE 3G KRAFT HEINZ STORY OF TODAY. SLIMEHEADS DISMANTLE PROFITABLE COMPANY FOR SHORT TERM GAIN. THE MOVIE HAD A HAPPY ENDING BECAUSE A STREET-WALKER WAS ABLE TO LIFT A WALL STREET SLIMEHEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER. UNFORTUNATELY, BERNARDO HEES HAS YET TO MEET THE RIGHT STREET-WALKER----GOOGLE-UP KRAFT HEINZ GLASSDOOR---10/11/15---CURRENT HEINZ EMPLOYEE PITTSBURGH--"WORST COMPANY EVER".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#306 - FRED WINTZER - 05/22/2016 - 14:58
GLITTERING/MYSTERIOUS/ORGIASTIC KRISTIE--THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SINCE THE REIGN OF SULTANA SHAJAR AL-DURR(1250AD).---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(BABY BUFFETT) SAID NOTHING, HE CATAPULTED HIMSELF FROM THE ROOM,FLUNG HIMSELF INTO HIS MASERATI AND RODE OFF MADLY IN ALL DIRECTIONS. SUCH IS THE MADNESS OF HEDGE FUND MANAGERS. DURING THE FIRST QUARTER ENDED MARCH 31, APPLE WAS THE HEDGE FUND'S MOST HATED STOCK AND SINCE MAY 12TH THEY HAVE BEEN RUSHING BACK INTO THE STOCK ON IPHONE 7 RUMORS. WORKING ON WALL STREET IS LIKE BEING STRAPPED TO AN ELECTRICAL THRILLING MACHINE--IT MAKES YOU DANCE BUT YOU CAN'T LET GO. FOR AN INVESTOR WITH A LONG TERM HORIZON, THIS STOCK IS NOT A BUY---IT IS A STEAL. BY MY CALCULATIONS APPLE IS A BUY ALL THE WAY UP TO $225 A SHARE(THE STOCK IS CUREENTLY SELLING AT $96). I BELIEVE THE COMPANY IS STILL A GROWTH COMPANY, BUT IF IT ISN'T-- APPLE WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE TO INCRESE IT'S DIVIDEND PAYOUT FROM 25% TO OVER 65% AND THE STOCK AT TODAY'S PRICE WOULD HAVE OVER A 6% YIELD---YOU CAN'T LOSE BUYING THIS STOCK AT CURRENT LEVELS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#307 - FRED WINTZER - 05/23/2016 - 16:56
AWE-INSPIRING/INGENIOUS/WANTON KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "MARS & VENUS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR FETCHING CLITORIS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE FOLLOWING IS AN ARTICLE FROM YESTERDAYS "MOTLEY FOOL" ABOUT KINDERGARTEN BUFFONERIES--"BILLIONAIRE BATTLEGROUND: VALEANT PHARMACEUTICALS SHARES ARE IN WALL STREET'S CROSSHAIRS---an epic tug-of-war between bulls and bears". AS USUAL, THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE 16,800 VALEANT EMPLOYEES WHO ARE DOWN WHERE THE RUBBER HITS THE ROAD. AS GENERAL OMAR BRADLEY ONCE SAID--"THE GREATEST LEADER IN THE WORLD COULD NEVER WIN A CAMPAIGN UNLESS HE UNDERSTOOD THE MEN HE HAD TO LEAD. BATTLES ARE WON BY SOLDIERS LIVING IN THE RAIN AND HUDDLING IN THE SNOW.MEN ARE NOT ROBOTS AND A GOOD LEADER IS ONE WHO INSPIRES OTHERS AND GETS THE MAXIMUM EFFORT FROM EACH OF THEM." VALEANT IS NOW ONE OF THE WORST COMPANIES IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR AND THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW FROM A FORMER SALIX EMPLOYEE DOCUMENTS WHY THIS PIECE OF SHIT WILL SOON BE OUT OF BUSINESS---APRIL 26.2016--KEY ACCOUNT MANAGER/SALIX DIVISION---"WHEN IT WAS SALIX THE COMPANY ROCKED.VALEANT HAS STRIPPED ANYTHING WORTH TAKING AND TREATED EMPLOYEES TERRIBLY. THEY ARE THE MOST UNETHICAL COMPANY I HAVE EVER WORKED FOR.DO NOT WORK FOR THIS COMPANY."---WITHIN 2-3 YEARS THIS COMPANY WILL BE GONE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#308 - FRED WINTZER - 05/25/2016 - 13:45
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY'S "WAR ON WOMEN" IS GOING TO RECEIVE A HUGE LIFT ON MONDAY OCTOBER 31,2016(HALLOWEEN). ACCORDING TO CNN, THANKS TO DONALD TRUMP,MEXICAN HALLOWEEN MASK FACTORIES ARE BUSIER THAN EVER.IN OTHER WORDS TRUMP IS MAKING MEXICAN MASK FACTORIES "GREAT AGAIN". THE DELUXE TRUMP HALLOWEEN MASK WILL RETAIL FOR $23 IN THE USA AND IS ONLY BEING OUTSOLD BY THE "EL CHAPO" GUZMAN(DRUG CARTEL LEADER) MASK. GOOGLE UP "10 BEST ADULT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES" AND YOU WILL REALIZE THAT TRUMP IS LIKELY TO ANNIHILATE FIVE OF THE TOP TEN (1)HARLEY QUINN(2)BLACK WIDOW(3)CAT WOMAN(4)MALEFICENT AND (5) FEMALE DART VADER.THIS HALLOWEEN WILL BE DOMINATED BY WOMEN WEARING TRUMP MASKS AND CARRYING TRUMP TOILET PAPER.---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: ON MARCH 18,1939 A CLASSIC ESSAY APPEARED IN THE "NEW YORKER"---"THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY" BY JAMES THURBER. THANKS TO THE FOOT SOLDIERS OF REAGANOMICS(THE AMERICA REDNECK), I THINK THIS ESSAY NEEDS TO BE UPDATED--"THE SECRET LIFE OF CHARLIE DANIELS". GOOGLE UP "CHARLIE DANIELS NRA AD AND WHILE WATCHING IT KEEP IN MIND THAT CHARLIE IS A COWARD.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#309 - FRED WINTZER - 05/26/2016 - 15:24
REMARKABLE/DISHY/RANDY KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ETTY'S PAINTING "MUSIDORA THE BATHER" AND THINKING OF YOUR ARCHETYPAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: HAVE YOU EVER FOUND YOURSELF WONDERING--"WHAT ARE THE CONSERVATIVES TRYING TO CONSERVE". I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS THE 3/12/12 ISSUE OF "THE WEEKLY STANDARD" AND READ AN ARTICLE BY EDWARD SHORT ABOUT BEN JONSON--"IN SHAKESPEARE'S SHADOW". I AM NOW CONVINCED THAT FOR THE PAST 35 YEARS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS BEEN TRYING TO RECREATE THE WORLD PICTURED IN JONSON'S GREAT PLAY "THE ALCHEMIST(1612)". THIS IS A CLASSIC PLAY ABOUT GREED INDUCED CREDULITY AND PICTURES A WORLD VERY SIMILAR TO THE WORLD PICTURED IN THE MOVIE "WALL STREET(1987). THE LONDON PLAGUE IS SIMILAR TO RONALD REAGAN'S FIRST YEAR IN OFFICE(1981) AND THE SCOUNDRELS CAPTAIN FACE,SUBTLE AND DOLL COMMON BRING TO MIND DON REGAN,ROBERT RUBIN AND HANK PAULSON. I WILL NEVER FORGET DON REGAN'S BROKERED "JUMBO DEPOSITS"---"I THINK WE HIT THE JACKPOT"...AMIABLE DUNCE.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#310 - FRED WINTZER - 05/27/2016 - 13:13
BEWITCHING ISHTAR WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADEMA'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP THE PROPOSAL" AND THINKING BACK TO THE METAPHYSICAL POETS OF THE 17TH CENTURY. THIS WAS A PERIOD IN HISTORY WHEN LOVE WAS A SPORT IN WHICH THE HUNTER HAD TO CONTRIVE TO HAVE THE QUARRY IN PURSUIT---A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CAUGHT HIM. AS NEIL GWYN DESCRIBED THE SPORT--"ANY WOMAN WHO THINKS THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH IS AIMING ABOUT 10" TO HIGH". TWO OF THE GREATEST POEMS OF THIS PERIOD WERE WRITTEN BY HORNY YOUNG MEN TRYING TO SEDUCE CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS (1) JOHN DONNE--"THE FLEA" AND (2) ANDREW MARVEL --"TO HIS COY MISTRESS". THANKS TO THE FEMINAZI THIS SORT OF POETRY HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE "ORGASM GAP" OR AS GEORGE W. BUSH PUT IT--"IS OUR GORILLAS LEARNING".---A QUARILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#311 - FRED WINTZER - 05/29/2016 - 16:41
STUNNING SERAPH WITH THE FEISTY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT JEAN JACQUE LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS WATCHED BY CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR UNBLEMISHED EMBODIMENT. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TODAY, GLENN BECKS'S SYNDICATED RADIO SHOW WAS SUSPENDED BECAUSE GUEST BRAD THOR SUGGESTED THAT FUTURE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP WOULD OVERSTEP HIS CONSTITUTIONAL-GRANTED AUTHORITY AND MIGHT HAVE TO BE ASSASSINATED. AS GOETHE ONCE SAID "THE COWARD ONLY THREATENS WHEN HE IS SAFE". WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM TRUMP BUT FEAR ITSELF. COLONEL SANDERS VERMONT FRIED CHICKEN TRUMP WOULD NEVER DO A THING LIKE BECK'S GUEST SUGGESTED.--- ALSO, TODAY IN A BLOOMBERG PIECE ENTITLED "BUFFET AWAITS $8 BILLION KRAFT HEINZ PAYMENT" IT WAS SUGGESTED THAT 3G CAPITAL WAS DOING A GREAT JOB OF RE-DIRECTING KRAFT HEINZ AND MIGHT ACQUIRE OTHER FOOD MAKERS. TO WIN IN THE MARKETPLACE A COMPANY MUST FIRST WIN IN THE WORKPLACE. THE WAY A COMPANY'S EMPLOYEES FEEL IS THE WAY ITS CUSTOMERS WILL FEEL.DISPIRITED,UNMOTIVATED,UNAPPRECIATED WORKERS CANNOT COMPETE IN TODAY'S WORLD. THANKS TO 3G CAPITAL, KRAFT HEINZ IS NOW ONE OF THE 8 WORST COMPANIES AS EMPLOYER(SEE GLASSDOOR--KRAFT HEINZ--5/6/16--BRAND MANAGER--"COST CUTTING IS KING". UNCLE CORNPONE IS ABOUT TO HAVE HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#312 - FRED WINTZER - 06/01/2016 - 14:10
LUXURIOUS/SCHEMING/LUSTFUL KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT GIULIO ARISTIDE SARTORIO'S PAINTING "THE SIREN OF THE GREEN ABYSS" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA.--GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YESTERDAY I READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN THE HUFFINGTON POST--"SHERYL SANDBERG'S SHOES..ILLUSTRATE HYPOCRISY OF TECH'S 'CASUAL' DRESS CODE". WHILE FACEBOOK'S CEO ZUCKERBERG 'SLOMPS' AROUND WEARING THE SAME GREY T-SHIRT AND JEANS EVERY DAY, THE FEMALE COO SANDBERG TORTURES ATOP TOWERING HIGH HEELS. TO UNDERSTAND THE TECH WORLD'S CONCEPT OF DRESSING DOWN, WE MUST REVISIT HL MENCKEN'S FAMOUS CHARACTER HOGGIE UNGLEBOWER{"DOWNFALL OF A REVOLUTIONARY"--1890).---"IN HIS FATHER'S STABLE HE LED THE LIFE DREAMED OF AS IDEAL BY ALL NORMAL BOYS,THEN,NOW,AND FOREVER. NO ONE MADE HIM COMB HIS HAIR,OR BRUSH HIS CLOTHES,...OR WASH BEHIND HIS EARS. HE WALLOWED THERE DAY IN AND DAY OUT IN SUCH SLOPS AS EVERY NORMAL BOY LONGS TO OWN,BUT IS SELDOM PERMITTED TO HAVE."GOOGLE UP "ARIANNA HUFFINGTON IMAGES" AND YOU WILL NOTICE THAT HER ATTIRE RESEMBLES SHERYL SANDBERG'S. I CAN THINK OF NO REASON WHY THE CEO OF THE HUFFINGTON POST COULDN'T INAUGURATE A HOGGIE UNGLEBOWER DRESS CODE AT HER COMPANY BY WEARING THE SAME GREY T-SHIRT AND JEANS TO WORK EVERY DAY.---MAYBE THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAMS EXPLAIN WHY THIS WONT HAPPEN--(1)"I DRESS FOR WOMEN AND UNDRESS FOR MEN."--ANGIE DICKINSON AND (2) "THE DESIRE OF THE MAN IS FOR THE WOMAN,BUT THE DESIRE OF THE WOMAN IS FOR THE DESIRE OF THE MAN."--MADAME DE STAEL.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NEVER TRUST A WOMAN NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE OR AS HOMER PUT IT 2,800 YEARS AGO--"NO TRUST IS TO BE PLACED IN WOMAN."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#313 - FRED WINTZER - 06/02/2016 - 13:52
VOLUPTUOUS/VENUS WITH THE PRANKISH/PALATABLE CLITORIS: NOW THAT MUHAMMAD ALI HAS PASSED AWAY WE WILL HAVE TO FIND A REPLACEMENT FOR THE "THRILLER IN MANILA(ALI VS FRAZIER)". I WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST THE "SLUG-FEST ON TWITTER(WARREN VS TRUMP OR POCAHONTAS VS THE TAJ MAHAL)". THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN RAGING FOR OVER A MONTH AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW IT IS GOING--GOOGLE UP "YOUTUBE--LITTLE GIRL ALEXIS VERSUS OLDER BOY BOXING--ROUND 2".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#314 - FRED WINTZER - 06/06/2016 - 12:57
FASCINATING LORELEI WITH THE VIVACIOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS: ON 6/9/16(HUFFPOST WARREN/TRUMP/BULLY) ELIZABETH WARREN LANDED A SERIES OF ADROIT BLOWS TO DONALD TRUMP---ABOVE--BELOW--ATHWART. GOOGLE UP---"EIGHT YEAR OLD BOXING PRODIGY THROWS 100 PUNCHES A MINUTE" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER HOW THE POCAHANTIS/TAJ MAHAL SLUG-FEST IS LIKELY TO END----TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#315 - FRED WINTZER - 06/10/2016 - 13:38
ASTONISHING/DESIGNING/BAWDY KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE---I AM LOOKING AT ALEXANDRE CABANEL'S PAINTING "SAMSON & DELILAH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU BEGUILE LEONARDO DICAPRIO(THE TREPIDATION OF SUPER MODEL VAGINAS) ONTO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I AM CURRENTLY READING NANCY GOLDSONE'S GREAT BOOK "THE RIVAL QUEENS" WHICH HAS INTRODUCED ME TO ONE OF THE GREATEST COQUETTES OF ALL TIME---CHARLOTTE DE SUAVE(1551-1617);ONE OF CATHERINE DE MEDICI'S "FLYING SQAUDRON"----THIS WOMAN COULD DO MORE TRICKS WITH THE MALE AMYGDALA THAN HARRY HOUDINI COULD DO WITH THE MANY STYLES OF HANDCUFFS----PAGE 209--"SHE WAS AN EXPERT AT LEADING ONE YOUNG SWAN TO THE BRINK OF RAPTURE,THEREBY PLUNGING THE OTHER INTO DESPAIR AND WITH EXQUISITE TIMING REVERSING THE PROCESS"----IF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WOMAN MASTERED ONE TENTH OF THIS WOMAN'S CRAFT, A BACHELOR OVER 25 YEARS OLD WOULD BE SO RARE BILLIONAIRES WOULD HAVE TO STAND IN LINE JUST TO SHAKE HIS HAND----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#316 - FRED WINTZER - 06/14/2016 - 12:56
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: TO UNDERSTAND THE MANY SILLY THINGS THAT TAKE PLACE IN THE KINDERGARTEN(WALL STREET) IT IS HELPFUL TO CONSTANTLY REREAD HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN'S FAMOUS LITERARY FOLKTALE "THE EMPERORS NEW CLOTHES(1837)"----AS I'M SURE YOU RECALL THE VAIN EMPEROR HIRES TWO WEAVERS(SWINDLERS) WHO PROMISE HIM THE FINEST SUIT OF CLOTHES MADE FROM FABRIC INVISIBLE TO ANYONE UNFIT FOR HIS POSITION OR "HOPELESSLY STUPID". EVERYONE CLAIMS TO SEE THE CLOTHS UNTIL A CHILD IN THE CROWD BLURTS OUT "THE EMPEROR IS WEARING NOTHING AT ALL" AND THE CRY IS TAKEN UP BY OTHERS. ON 7/2/15 3G CAPITAL AND UNCLE CORNPONE COMPLETED THE KRAFT HEINZ MERGER AND THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS SANG HALLELUJAH. TODAY THE STOCK IS BEING PUSHED BY JIM CRAMER AND ON 3/16/16 GOLDMAN SACHS ADDED KHC TO ITS CONVICTION LIST. WHEN THE MERGER WAS ANNOUNCED, LESS THAN A YEAR AGO, 65% OF KRAFT'S EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND THE COMPANY TO A FRIEND. TODAY THAT NUMBER HAS DROPPED TO 30% AND THE FOLLOWING GLASSDOOR REVIEW(6/12/16) EXPLAINS WHY---"UNFORTUNATE--ITS DIFFICULT WATCHING TWO GREAT COMPANIES HEAD DOWNHILL QUICKLY. 3G CARES LITTLE FOR EMPLOYEES...JUST NUMBERS ON A SPREADSHEET....PERSONNEL SAFETY AND FOOD SAFETY HARMED DUE TO RESOURCE CUTS.IT'S UNETHICAL.3G PLEASE SELL BACK THE COMPANY. WITHOUT HAPPY EMPLOYEES YOU CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL. THE CONSTANT TURNOVER AND LACK OF KNOWLEDGE WILL CATCH UP SOON."----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THIS IS A DISASTER IN THE MAKING.
#317 - FRED WINTZER - 06/14/2016 - 16:30
LUSTROUS/ARTFUL/GOATISH KRISTIE---THE PEERLESS ORANGUTAN WHISPERER----I AM LOOKING AT WILHELM KRAY\'S PAINTING OF \"LORELEI\" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST ASSAULTED MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ACCORDING TO THE \"WASHINGTON TIMES\"(5/18/16), \"DUCK DYNASTY\'S\' PHIL ROBERTSON IMAGINES HIMSELF AS DONALD TRUMP\'S SPIRITUAL ADVISER. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE FOLLOWING IS MY FAVORITE PASSAGE FROM THE BIBLE--I CORINTHIANS 13:11--\"WHEN I WAS A CHILD,I TALKED LIKE A CHILD ,I THOUGHT LIKE A CHILD,I REASONED LIKE A CHILD. WHEN I BECAME A MAN, I PUT THE WAYS OF CHILDHOOD BEHIND ME.\"---GOOGLE UP \"DUCK DYNASTY: BOYS WILL BE BOYS\"----DEAR PHIL ROBERTSON: I\'M JUST QUOTING THE BIBLE AND TRYING TO HELP YOUR POOR SOUL AND TURN YOU TO JESUS----SWEET EXQUISITE KRISTIE: A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#318 - FRED WINTZER - 06/17/2016 - 13:54
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WE ARE ALL REPUBLICANS AT PUBERTY
#319 - FRED WINTZER - 06/17/2016 - 14:19
PULCHRITUDINOUS ISHTAR WITH THE PLUCKY/PALATABLE CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA-TADEMA'S PAINTING "ASK ME NO MORE" AND DREAMING OF THE DOWNFALL OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF YOUR ANYTHING LIKE SUPER MODEL CINDY CRAWFORD("I ALWAYS KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE CHILDREN"),YOU MUST KEEP IN MIND THAT THE MOST POPULAR LABOR SAVING DEVICE IS STILL THE HANSDOODLE("PERHAPS THE HAPPIEST TIME IN THE AVERAGE HANSDOODLE'S LIFE IS THREE WEEKS BEFORE HIS MARRIAGE. IT IS THEN THAT THE LADY OF HIS KNIGHTLY YEN IS JUST FAR ENOUGH FROM HIS REACH TO FASCINATE AND BEGUILE HIM"). GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE BEST HANSDOODLE PROCUREMENT GUIDEBOOKS EVER WRITTEN REMAIN THE CLASSIC NOVELS OF JANE AUSTEN(1775-1817)----"A SINGLE MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD FORTUNE,MUST BE IN WANT OF A WIFE....A LARGE INCOME IS THE BEST RECIPE FOR HAPPINESS I EVER HEARD OF....A LADY'S IMAGINATION IS VERY RAPID;IT JUMPS FROM ADMIRATION TO LOVE,FROM LOVE TO MATRIMONY IN A MOMENT...MARRIAGE IS INDEED A MANOEVRING BUSINESS...HAPPINESS IN MARRIAGE IS ENTIRELY A MATTER OF CHANCE."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#320 - FRED WINTZER - 06/19/2016 - 15:12
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT FRANZ VON STUCK'S PAINTING "TILLA DURIEUX AS CIRCE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU TETHER THE SCOURGE OF SUPER MODEL VAGINAS(DICAPRIO) TO A DIAPER DEPOT CHANGING STATION. VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: THIS WILL ASTOUND AND AMAZE YOU---THE PASTOR KEVIN SWANSON OF FREEDOM 2015(MARRIED TO BRENDA WITH 5 CHILDREN) IS A FORNICATOR. DEAR KEVIN: HIS WORDS NOT MINE.--I CORINTHIANS 6:18---"FLEE FORNICATION.EVERY SIN THAT A MAN DOETH IS WITHOUT THE BODY: BUT HE THAT COMMITTETH FORNICATION SINNETH AGAINST HIS OWN BODY." ONLY THE HYPOCRITE IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE.---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU HAVE TO FEEL A LITTLE SORRY FOR THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS THIS YEAR(TRUMP VS CLINTON). TODAY I READ IN POLITICO--"WALL STREET DONORS SEEK TO BLOCK WARREN VP PICK---FUNDRAISERS WARN THAT IF CLINTON PICKS WARREN DONATIONS WILL DRY UP." AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED IT DOESN'T MATTER IF ELIZABETH WARREN IS INSIDE PISSING OUT OR OUTSIDE PISSING IN----WALL STREET WILL CONTINUE TO BE HATED BY THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#321 - FRED WINTZER - 06/20/2016 - 14:45
SUMPTUOUS TURAN(GODDESS) WITH THE EFFERVESCENT/SUCCULENT CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS LAGRENEE'S PAINTING "VENUS AND NYMPHS BATHING" AND THINKING OF YOUR UNRIVALED POSTERIOR. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I RECENTLY READ AN ARTICLE BY JILL FILIPOVIC ENTITLED "COURTSHIP IS DEAD.LONG LIVE DATING" IN WHICH THE AUTHOR EXCLAIMS THAT THE DAYS WHEN A MAN SELECTED A WOMAN ARE LONG GONE AND THANKS TO FEMINIST VICTORIES WOMEN NOW ENTER PARTNERSHIPS MORE EQUALLY. STARTING WITH A FALSE PREMISE, THIS REMORSELESS LOGICIAN ENDS UP IN BEDLAM. DURING THE 1920'S, LOVE WAS A SPORT IN WHICH THE HUNTER CONCEIVED TO HAVE THE QUARRY IN PURSUIT AND AS HL MENCKEN POINTED OUT "IN THE DUEL OF SEX WOMAN FOUGHT FROM A DREADNOUGHT AND MAN FROM AN OPEN RAFT." TODAY WE HAVE BACHELOR NATION FEATURING THE MANUMITTED 41 YEAR OLD SCOURGE OF SUPER MODEL VAGINAS(DICAPRIO). HISTORY WILL LOOK BACK ON HELEN GURLEY BROWN'S ARRIVAL AT "COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE(1965)" AS THE HANSDOODLE'S MANUMISSION PRONUNCIAMENTO.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#322 - FRED WINTZER - 06/22/2016 - 16:09
IMPOSING/INSIDIOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFTY SCOUNDREL IN RECORDED HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT RUBENS' FAMOUS PAINTING OF "SAMSON & DELILAH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU BEGUILE THE SUPER MODEL VAGINA CONSTERNATION ONTO THE LEMON SQUEEZER. LOVE IS A GRAVE MENTAL DISEASE AND I'M SURE WHEN YOU FINISH WITH HIM,DICAPRIO WILL UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING SAMSON LAMENT--"BLIND AMONG ENEMIES,O WORSE THAN CHAINS"--JUDGES 13-16(LINE 66)----DICAPRIO HAS A NET WORTH OF ALMOST $300 MILLION AND OWNS THREE HOUSES WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF SENSATIONAL SHOPPING. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: SHOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE. WOMEN WHO SHOP ON 5TH AVENUE LIVE LONGER AND ARE LESS LIKELY TO SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION. AS MARILYN MONROE ONCE SAID "GIVE A GIRL THE RIGHT SHOES AND SHE CAN CONQUER THE WORLD." YOU MIGHT END UP BEING THE NEXT IMELDE MARCOS--"I DID NOT HAVE 3,000 PAIRS OF SHOES--I HAD ONE THOUSAND SIXTY."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.....PS: TODAY'S YAHOO FINANCE CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING (1) CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS(ACKMAN) RELEASES NEW HERBALIFE VIDEO AND (2) HERBALIFE SIGNS NCAA TOP GOAL SCORER --GYASI ZARDES--TO MULTI YEAR SPONSORSHIP. AS SOMEONE WHO HAS AN HERBALIFE BREAKFAST, I AGREE WITH ZARDES.
#323 - FRED WINTZER - 06/23/2016 - 14:19
DAZZLING ENCHANTRESS WITH THE LARKISH/TOOTHSOME CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT KONSTANTIN MAKOVSKY'S PAINTING "THE BIRTH OF APHRODITE" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON EARTH--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE GREATER THE IGNORANCE THE GREATER THE DOGMATISM OR AS AKHENATON(PHARAOH--1353-1336 B.C) PUT IT "TRUE WISDOM IS LESS PRESUMING THAN FOLLY. THE WISE MAN DOUBTETH OFTEN,AND CHANGETH HIS MIND; THE FOOL IS OBSTINETH AND KNOWETH ALL THINGS BUT HIS OWN IGNORANCE." I CAN THINK OF NO BETTER CURRENT EXAMPLE OF THE TRUTH OF THIS 2,3OO OLD ADAGE THAN 3G CAPITAL AND KRAFT HEINZ. SOMEONE SHOULD SEND UNCLE CORNPONE A COPY OF JOHN KOTTER'S NEW BOOK "THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE". MAYBE A CLAN OF MEERKATS(SMALL CARNIVORAN) LIVING IN THE KALAHARI CAN RAM SOME SENSE INTO HIS COLOSSAL BRAIN---"ONCE UPON A TIME A CLAN OF MEERKATS AFTER YEARS OF STEADY GROWTH EXPERIENCED A DROUGHT." UNCLE CORNPONE SHOULD READ ALL GLASSDOOR REVIEWS AND PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO ADVISE TO MANAGEMENT---6/25/16---"GO BACK TO BRAZIL"----6/12/16--"3G PLEASE SELL BACK THE COMPANY"---AND 6/23/16---"IF I THOUGHT ANY ADVICE I COULD GIVE WOULD HAVE ANY IMPACT...I WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE PLENTY TO GIVE,BUT SADLY ANY ADVISE I WOULD HAVE WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS."-----IT SAYS QUITE A BIT ABOUT THE LOW INTELLIGENCE OF AMERICAN CEO'S THAT KOTTER(PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL) FEELS A NEED TO TALK TO THEM IN THE FORM OF ANIMAL FABLES. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT CEO'S IN GERMANY WOULD BE GREATLY OFFENDED IF THE FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON LEADERSHIP TALKED TO THEM IN THE SAME MANNER THAT KINDERGARTEN TEACHERS TALK TO LITTLE BOYS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#324 - FRED WINTZER - 06/26/2016 - 15:41
GAUDY/VULPINE/SALACIOUS KRISTIE---THE UNRIVALED ORANGUTAN WHISPERER----I AM LOOKING AT VINCENT SELLAER'S PAINTING "JUDITH WITH THE HEAD OF HOLOFERNES" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU HORNSWOGGLE THE VAGINA TREPIDITY(DICAPRIO) ONTO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: VIRGINIA WOOLF ONCE DESCRIBED GEORGE ELIOT'S "MIDDLEMARCH(1871)" AS THE FIRST ENGLISH NOVEL FOR GROWN-UPS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE FIRST BOOK ABOUT LEADERSHIP FOR GROWN-UPS WAS WRITTEN OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO AND WAS ONE OF THE "FOUNDING FATHERS" FAVORITE BOOKS----PLUTARCH'S "LIVES OF NOBLE GREEKS AND ROMANS". LEADERSHIP IS THE ABILITY TO CONVERT VISION INTO REALITY. A GREAT LEADER ATTRACTS GREAT PEOPLE AND KNOWS HOW TO HOLD THEM TOGETHER. SINCE HUMAN NATURE "CHANGES WITH GEOLOGICAL LEISURELINESS(WILL DURANT)", THE LEADERSHIP TECHNIQUES OF: SOLON--PERICLES---CATO THE ELDER--ALEXANDER THE GREAT---JULIUS CAESAR ETC. ARE AS RELEVANT TODAY AS THEY WERE THOUSANDS OD YEARS AGO. THE OUTLOOK FOR AMERICA WOULD BE A LOT BRIGHTER IF FORTUNE 500 CEO'S READ BOOKS OF THIS QUALITY VERSUS SHIT LIKE THIS: "MOST OF THE DENIZENS OF THE PENGUIN COLONY SNEER AT FRED, THE QUIET BUT OBSERVANT SCOUT WHO DETECTS THAT THEIR HOME,AN ICEBERG,IS MELTING"---KOTTER "OUR ICEBERG IS MELTING". INSTEAD OF MOVING MANUFACTURING TO MEXICO WE SHOULD BE MOVING TOP MANAGEMENT TO GERMANY. GERMAN CEO'S MAKE LESS THAN HALF WHAT AMERICAN CEO'S MAKE AND WITH TWENTY EIGHT PERCENT HOURLY MANUFACTURING COSTS ARE ABLE TO GENERATE LARGE TRADE SURPLUSES VERSUS AMERICA'S HUGE DEFICITS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#325 - FRED WINTZER - 06/27/2016 - 14:06
STUNNING/INSIDIOUS/GOATISH KRISTIE---THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THIS HABITABLE GLOBE---I AM LOOKING AT CHARLES LOCK EASTALKE'S PAINTING "HELOISE & ABELARD ON THE TERRACE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT READING FRENCH HISTORY/LITERATURE IS THE BEST WAY TO STUDY THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SEX. AS NANCY GOLDSTONE'S GREAT BOOK "RIVAL QUEENS" POINTS OUT, THE FRENCH NOBILITY HAD VERY ACTIVE SEX LIVES WELL INTO MIDDLE AGE(THE PERIOD BEYOND YOUNG ADULTHOOD) AND FOLLOWING THE PUBLICATION OF CAPELLANUS' BOOK "RULES OF COURTLY LOVE(1186 AD)" THE ART OF LIVE WAS TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY BOTH SEXES. BY THE TIME STENDHAL WROTE HIS BOOK "ON LOVE 1822AD)" HE HAD CLOSE TO 650 YEARS WORTH OF FASCINATING MATERIAL TO WORK WITH.----THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXECUTIVE SUMMARY OF A RECENT AMERICAN LOVE AFFAIR:---MONICA LEWINSKY:--"MR PRESIDENT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE BLOW-JOB?"---BILL CLINTON:-- "FREE BLOW-JOB! HOW CAN YOU LOSE? YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T LOSE). BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: READ LOTS OF FRENCH LITERATURE(BALZAC ETC) AND THE SCOURGE OF SUPER MODEL VAGINAS IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS. PS: TEACH A PARROT THE TERMS OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND AND YOU'VE GOT AN ECONOMIST OT THE AUSTRIAN SCHOOL(PETER DAVID SCHIFF).
#326 - FRED WINTZER - 06/29/2016 - 13:58
RAVISHING XOCHIQUETZAL WITH THE FRISKY MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT PIERO DI COSIMO'S PAINTING "A SATYR MOURNING OVER A NYMPH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE AND YOUR MAGIC BUTTON MAKE MUSIC. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET OPINION IS AN AMALGAM OF FOLLY,PREJUDICE,WRONG FEELING,OBSTINACY AND CNBC SQUAWK ALLEY NONSENSE. SEVERAL DAYS AGO I READ THE FOLLOWING IN BLOOMBERG "APPLE'S IPHONE SALES HAVE ANALYSTS AT ODDS". TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO OWN APPLE'S STOCK YOU ONLY HAVE TO GOOGLE UP TWO THINGS (1) LIST OF COUNTRIES BY SMARTPHONE PENETRATION AND (2) INTERBRAND 2015 "TOP GLOBAL BRANDS". BY THE END OF THE 21ST CENTURY CLOSE TO 90% OF THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET WILL OWN A SMARTPHONE---NOW ONLY 36% DO, AND APPLE IS THE PREFERRED BRAND BY A MILE. UNCLE CORNPONE HAS ALWAYS USED THE FOLLOWING EXCUSE FOR NOT OWNING APPLE'S STOCK--"I KNOW ABOUT AS MUCH ABOUT SEMI CONDUCTERS OR INTEGRATED CIRCUITS AS I DO ABOUT THE MATING HABITS OF THE CHRZUSZEZ". HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY THAT GOES INTO MAKING COKE PLASTIC BOTTLES--YET HE STILL OWNS THE STOCK. THE NEXT TIME HE SEES A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL DRINKING A COKE AND PLAYING WITH HER SMART PHONE HE SHOULD ASK HER THE FOLLOWING "JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT SMARTPHONE?" DEAR UNCLE CORNPONE: SOMEONE IS NOT LOOKING.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#327 - FRED WINTZER - 07/10/2016 - 15:43
OPULENT/CAGEY/LUSTFUL KRISTIE---THE MOST BEWITCHING WOMAN SINCE HELEN OF TROY---I AM LOOKING AT MARCO BUSONI'S PAINTING "THE DAUGHTER OF THE SEA" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU DISRUPTED MY AMYGDALA-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: EVER SINCE "THE HITE REPORT ON FEMALE SEXUALITY(1976)" DISCLOSED THAT THE AMERICAN MALE'S EFFORTS AS A LOTHARIO BEAR RESEMBLANCE TO A GORILLA TRYING TO PLAY THE VIOLIN, "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE HAS ESTABLISHED AN ANIMAL BEHAVIOR COLLEGE WITH AN 11 STAGE CURRICULUM. IN THE AUGUST ISSUE OF THAT MAGAZINE THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN--"GOLD MEDAL SEX--HOW TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE TOGETHER". AS SIX HUNDRED FIFTEEN RAWTUBE TEEN SEX VIDEOS PROVE---THIS 40 YEAR PROGRAM HAS BEEN A TOTAL FAILURE---GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS NEVER FAIL TO TICKLE THE MIDRIFF. THE LATEST EPISODE IS ENTITLED "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE PERILOUS PLOT OF PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS(JOHN HEMPTON/BRONTE CAPITAL).GOOGLE UP "YAHOO FINANCE--THE FRAUD-HUNTING SHORT SELLER TAUNTING BILL ACKMAN ON VALEANT".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR LITTLE HOOLIGAN.
#328 - FRED WINTZER - 07/12/2016 - 13:46
RESPLENDENT ASTGHIK WITH THE AMBROSIAL CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT FREDERIC LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "THE FISHERMAN AND THE SIREN" WHICH IS A REMINDER OF HOW I FELT WHEN I FIRST LAID EYES ON SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE--"WHAT A WOMAN! IF I COULD GO TO BED WITH HER THEY COULD HANG ME AN HOUR AFTERWORD(1585-JEAN D'AUBIAC ON FIRST SEEING MARGUERITE OF VALOIS)----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: TODAY I READ IN YAHOO FINANCE "WHY STAPLES WILL CONTINUE SHRINKING IN AMERICA--CONTINUED SHUTTERING OF US BASED OFFICE SUPPLY STORE" BY BRIAN SOZZI. AS THEY SAY IN CHINA--"IF YOU PAY PEANUTS,YOU GET MONKEYS". THE RETAIL JOBS AT STAPLES ARE AMONG THE MOST COMPLICATED IN RETAILING. BUY A COMPUTER FROM THESE NUMBSKULLS--AS I DID IN 2007---AND YOU WILL HAVE NO DIFFICULTY FIGURING OUT WHY THIS COMPANY IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. IF THE EMPLOYEE TURNOVER AT WALMART IS 44%; IT HAS TO BE CLOSE TO 100% AT STAPLES. STUPIDITY IS AN ELEMENTAL FORCE IN CORPORATE AMERICA AND NEVER UNDERESTIMATE IT'S POWER. THE 2/21/15 ISSUE OF "FORBES" MAGAZINE CONTAINED AN EXCELLENT ARTICLE BY ED LAWLER ENTITLED "RETHINKING EMPLOYEE TURNOVER"---" THE COST OF TURNOVER CAN EQUAL ANYWHERE FROM ONE MONTHS TO SEVERAL YEARS SALARY FOR DEPARTING EMPLOYEES. THE MORE COMPLEX THE JOB, THE GREATER THE COST".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#329 - FRED WINTZER - 07/13/2016 - 14:44
GLITTERING/POLITIC/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE---THE PRODIGIOUS ORANGUTAN WHISPERER---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ADOLPHE BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING "NYMPHES ET SATYRE" AND THINKING OF YOUR IMPECCABLE KEISTER----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: MORE AND MORE OUR LIVES ARE RULED BY SPECIALISTS, WHO KNOW TO LITTLE OF WHAT LIES OUTSIDE THEIR FIELD TO BE ABLE KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT WHAT FALLS WITHIN IT. THANKS TO THESES FELLOWS, AMERICANS NEVER MAKE CLEAR CUT STUPID MOVES,ONLY COMPLICATED STUPID MOVES WHICH TAKE YEARS TO SEE THROUGH AND UNRAVEL.ONE SUCH SPECIALIST IS THE REMORSELESS LOGICIAN MICHAEL C. JENSEN PROFESSOR OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION EMERITUS AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY. HIS FOLLOWING 1989 TESTIMONY AT THE HOUSE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE WILL HELP EXPLAIN THE RISE TO POWER OF SUCH QUACKS AS "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS"--"BY THE ACTIVE INVESTOR I DON'T MEAN ONE WHO INDULGES IN PORTFOLIO CHURNING--I MEAN AN INVESTOR WHO ACTUALLY MONITORS MANAGEMENT,SITS ON BOARDS...AND IS SOMETIMES INVOLVED IN THE STRATEGIC DIRECTION OF THE COMPANY." UNFORTUNATELY THE FLAW IN THIS APPROACH WAS FIGURED OUT OVER 2OO YEARS AGO BY LORD CHESTERFIELD---"THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD IS ONLY TO BE ACQUIRED IN THE WORLD,AND NOT IN THE CLOSET."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#330 - FRED WINTZER - 07/18/2016 - 15:11
RESPLENDENT/VULPINE/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE SOLAR SYSTEMS MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ADOLPHE BOUGUREAU'S PAINTING "THE LOST PLEIAD" AND THINKING OF YOUR EXQUISITE DERRIERE---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH ONCE OBSERVED "THE SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY IN THE FINANCIAL COMMUNITY FOR THE COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE IS NOT SMALL. IT IS NEARLY NIL." COULD IT BE THAT THE REPULSIVE "DONALD TRUMP ATROCITY" IS THE INEVITABLE RESULT OF ROBERT RUBINS "STRONG DOLLAR POLICY". RUBIN BECAME TREASURY SECRETARY IN 1995---SHORTLY AFTER THE RATIFICATION OF NAFTA(1/1/95)-- AND BEGAN TOUTING THE "STRONG DOLLAR". PRIOR TO RUBINOMICS THE USA HAD BEEN RUNNING MODEST($1-2 BILLION) TRADE SURPLUSES WITH MEXICO. STARTING IN LATE 1995 AMERICAN COMPANIES BEGAN MOVING PLANTS TO MEXICO AND HUGE TRADE DEFICITS FOLLOWED(2015--$61 BILLION). A LARGE PART OF TRUMP'S APPEAL HAS BEEN POKING HOLES IN THIS PONZI SCHEME "TRUMP VOWS NEVER TO EAT OREO'S AGAIN---MOVE TO MEXICO." SOMEONE SHOULD SEND HILLARY CLINTON A COPY OF ADAM SMITH'S "THE WEALTH OF NATIONS"---"THE INTERESTS OF BUSINESSMEN IS ALWAYS IN SOME RESPECTS DIFFERENT FROM, AND EVEN OPPOSITE TO,THAT OF THE PUBLIC....THE PROPOSAL OF ANY NEW LAW OR REGULATION WHICH COMES FROM THIS ORDER...SHOULD BE CAREFULLY EXAMINED WITH THE MOST SUSPICIOUS ATTENTION".-----A QUDRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#331 - FRED WINTZER - 07/26/2016 - 13:35
GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS: ACCORDING TO NAPOLEON BONEPARTE--"SOLDIERS GENERALLY WIN BATTLES; GENERALS GET CREDIT FOR THEM. AN ARMY'S EFFECTIVENESS DEPENDS ON THE SIZE,TRAINING,EXPERIENCE,AND MORALE. MORALE IS WORTH MORE THAN ANY OF THE OTHER FACTORS COMBINED." YESTERDAY I READ THE FOLLOWING ON CNBC--"KRAFT HEINZ SHARES POP ON INCREASE IN QUARTERLY DIVIDENDS AND EARNINGS BEAT." AS USUAL WALL STREET IS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING DOWN WHERE THE RUBBER HITS THE ROAD----EMPLOYEE MORALE---GLASSDOOR--6/25/16---"SAD TO SEE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING--3G IS RUINING A GOOD COMPANY."---I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT KRAFT HEINZ IS A DISASTER IN THE MAKING AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS "UNCLE CORNPONE'S FOLLY".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#332 - FRED WINTZER - 08/05/2016 - 14:40
BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH WATERING CLITORIS: I AM LOOKING AT HERBERT JAMES DRAPER'S PAINTING "THE PEARLS OF APHRODITE" AND THINKING OF YOUR QUINTESSENTIAL DEVIL'S DUMPLINGS. VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: ACCORDING TO YAHOO FINANCE, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS IS MAKING A COMEBACK---8/10/16--"BILL ACKMAN MAKES BACK $113 MILLION TODAY ON VALEANT JUMP". UNFORTUNATELY VALEANT EMPLOYS OVER 18,000 FOOT SOLDIERS AND ACCORDING TO THE GLASSDOOR---"THE COMPANY IS A SEWER AND ONE SHOULD EXPECT A MASS EXODUS AS SOON AS THE MARKET OFFERS THE OPPORTUNITY." THE TEAM WITH THE BEST PLAYERS WINS AND VALEANT IS NOW THE WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA TO WORK FOR. LONG TERM THIS COMPANY IS ON ITS WAY OUT OF BUSINESS.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#333 - FRED WINTZER - 08/10/2016 - 13:14
SPLENDIFEROUS/PRECARIOUS/LICENTIOUS KRISTIE---THE MOST BEWITCHING GNOME ON THIS BAWDY PLANET---I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE WERTHEIMER'S PAINTING "THE FISHERS DREAM" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT THE VALEANT AND KRAFT HEINZ SHAMS THE SOONER YOU WILL REALIZE THAT WARREN BUFFETT AND HIS PROTEGE BABY BUFFETT(ACKMAN) ARE GOING TO EVENTUALLY JOIN THAIS(FAMOUS GREEK HETAERA) IN DANTE'S 8TH CIRCLE OF HELL(MALEBOLGE)---"I LIVE IN SHAME, A WHORE AWASH IN SEWAGE. I CONFESS I TEASED AND SEDUCED HUNDREDS,LED THEM TO SIN FOR MY OWN GAIN. BUT I AM JUST ONE OF THE MANY WHO SUFFER HERE IN MALEBOLGE."---THAIS.----THE FOLLOWING IS FROM A 8/10/16 KRAFT HEINZ GLASSDOOR REVIEW--"WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT PLACE TO WORK IS NOW A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE IS MISERABLE AND AS SOON AS THEY HAVE A CHANCE ARE LEAVING FOR A BETTER PLACE."-- BOTH KRAFT HEINZ AND VALEANT WILL NOT BE AROUND FOR LONG.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#334 - FRED WINTZER - 08/15/2016 - 12:29
SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE(THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL SCOUNDREL): GOD ALONE UNDERSTANDS HEDGE FUND MANAGERS. IN TODAY'S "MARKET WATCH" I READ---"VALEANT'S STOCK SOARS AS INVESTORS CHEER POACHING OF ZOETIS CFO. STOCK SHOOTS UP TO THREE AND ONE HALF YEAR HIGH AS INVESTORS. WHO ARE LED BY BILL ACKMAN, CHEERED COMPANY'S CHOICE FOR ITS NEW CFO." BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: VALEANT CURRENTLY HAS CLOSE TO 17,OOO EMPLOYEES AND IS ONE OF THE 10 LOWEST RATED PLACES TO WORK(ONLY 22% OF ITS EMPLOYEES WOULD RECOMMEND TO A FRIEND). HIGH MORALE IN THE WORK PLACE IS ESSENTIAL TO SUCCESS. LESS ENGAGED EMPLOYEES ARE LESS PRODUCTIVE,LESS CUSTOMER FOCUSED AND A COSTLY INDICATOR OF LOW MORALE IS HIGH TURNOVER WHICH HAS A TREMENDOUS IMPACT ON PRODUCTIVITY LEVELS. A NEW CFO ISN'T GOING TO HAVE ANY IMPACT ON THE MORALE OF THE 17,000 VALEANT FOOT SOLDIERS WHO, ACCORDING TO THE "GLASSDOOR", HAVE THE FOLLOWING TO SAY ABOUT THE COMPANY--"TOXIC CULTURE...NO VISION...JOB CUTS...TERRIBLE SENIOR MANAGEMENT...CARES MORE ABOUT WALL STREET THAN EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS."----THIS TOAD WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS WITHIN 3 YEARS.---A QUADRILLION KISES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#335 - FRED WINTZER - 08/23/2016 - 13:33
ETHEREAL/PERPLEXING/LIBERTINE KRISTIE----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST---I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "VENUS WITH A MIRROR" AND THINKING OF YOUR IRREPROACHABLE GAZANGAS. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WAY BACK IN 2005,SHORTLY AFTER THE MERGER BETWEEN EDDIE LAMPERT RUN K- MART AND SEARS, JAMES(MAD MONEY)CRAMER OPINED "LAMPERT HAPPENS TO BE A GENIUS. HE IS THE REAL DEAL. HE IS THE NEXT WARREN BUFFETT." IN 2013, SHORTLY AFTER BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY AND 3G CAPITAL TEAMED UP TO BY H.J. HEINZ AND WARREN BUFFETT STATED "JORGE PAULO AND HIS ASSOCIATES COULD NOT BE A BETTER PARTNER", I PREDICTED THAT "WARREN BUFFETT IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT EDDIE LAMPERT." GOOGLE UP 24/7 AND HUFF POST "10 WORST COMPANIES TO WORK FOR" AND YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT WARREN IS BEGINNING TO CHEW LAMPERT A NEW ASSHOLE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PEEK INTO KRAFT HEINZ FUTURE---READ TODAY'S ARTICLE IN "THESTREET" ENTITLED "SEARS' SECOND QUARTER WAS ABSOLUTELY DISTURBING." THIS MAY SOUND LIKE JIVE BUT BUFFEETT IS GOING TO BURY LAMPERT IN FIVE.----A QAUDRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#336 - FRED WINTZER - 08/25/2016 - 14:39
PRECIOUS/CELESTIAL KRISTIE: I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ADOLPHE BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING "SOIR/EVENING" AND THINKING OF YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: NOW THAT ROBERT MERCER OF RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES HAS BECOME DONALD TRUMP'S #1 FINANCIAL SUPPORTER, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO SUBJECT HIS FRAUDULENT INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT FIRM TO INTENSE SCRUTINY. RENAISSANCE IS ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMING HEDGE FUNDS---EMPLOYING COMPLICATED MATHEMATICS TO PREDICT THE UNPREDICTABLE(BETTER KNOWN AS INSIDER TRADING--READ "FLASHBOYS"). ACCORDING TO THE NECROMANCERS AT RENAISSANCE " THE FIRM HIRES PHDS IN PHYSICS/MATHEMATICS/STATISTICS WHO TAP DECADES OF DIVERSE DATA TO PREDICT THE SHORT TERM BEHAVIOR OF COMPLEX ADAPTIVE SYSTEMS( THE PRICE FLUCTUATIONS OF STOCKS/BONDS/DERIVATIVES). BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE "FIELDS MEDAL" IS VIEWED AS THE HIGHEST HONOR A MATHEMATICIAN CAN RECEIVE. THE LATEST "FIELDS MEDAL" WAS AWARDED TO MANJUL BHARGAVA FOR "DEVELOPING POWERFUL NEW METHODS IN THE GEOMETRY OF NUMBERS." THIS IS A FAR CRY FROM DEVELOPING EQUATIONS TO PREDICT WHAT MOST MATHEMATICIANS BELIEVE TO BE BEYOND PREDICTABILITY. RENAISSANCE TECHNOLOGIES IS MERELY ANOTHER WALL STREET SCAM.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.
#337 - FRED WINTZER - 08/26/2016 - 15:11
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