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ARTFUL/FOXY/SURREPTITIOUS KRISTIE----THE 19 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE KITTENISH/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT PETER PAUL RUBEN'S PAINTING "SAMSON&DELILAH" AND FEELING A LITTLE SORRY FOR POOR OLD GEORGE CLOONEY----IF ONLY WE COULD FALL INTO KRISTIE'S ARMS WITHOUT FALLING INTO HER HANDS---I SHOULD LIKE TO SEE ANY KIND OF A MAN,DISTINGUISHABLE FROM A GORILLA,THAT FOXY KRISTIE COULD NOT SHAPE A HUSBAND OUT OF----KRISIE'S TONGUE IS ONLY 3 INCHES LONG BUT IT CAN KILL A MAN 6 FEET TALL---HUSBANDS ARE IN HEAVEN WHOSE WIVES SCOLD NOT----WHILE WE ARE TALKING OF ROGUES,SOME ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS ON AMERICA'S MOST DANGEROUS ROGUE--JAMIE DIMON. PYSCHOPATHY IS A PERSONALITY DISORDER CHARACTERIZED BY ABNORMAL LACK OF EMPATHY COMBINED WITH STRONGLY AMORAL CONDUCT AND THE ABILITY TO APPEAR OUTWARDLY NORMAL. JAMIE DIMON IS A CHARISMATIC PSYCHOPATH---AN ATTRACTIVE,CHARMING AND GIFTED LIAR WITH AN UNUSUAL ABILITY TO MANIPULATE OTHERS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS GOOD AT DEALING WITH THIS KIND OF SCOUNDREL BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE FOR SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS. SHAKESPEARE(1564-1616) IS THE WORLDS GREATEST DRAMATIST AND A GREAT STUDENT OF HUMAN NATURE. HE CREATED A REMARKABLE GROUP OF VIVID CHARACTERS WHICH DISPLAY AN IMPRESSION OF PYSCHOLOGICAL DEPTH NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN ENGLISH LITERATURE---MANY ARE LOVEABLE ROGUES. THE FOLLOWING LINCOLN QUOTE COMES RIGHT OUT OF SHAKESPEARE "KNAVERY AND FLATTERY ARE BLOOD RELATIONS." LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICTED INVESTORS ARE THE EASY CUSHIONS ON WHICH J.P.MORGAN AND GOLDMAN SACHS REPOSE AND FATTEN. LET US HOPE THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS STUDIED SHAKESPEARE----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

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BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY?MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS: I AM ABOUT TO WATCH YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME AND WILL PROBABLY GO TO BED WITH AN ERECT TONGUE. I JUST CHECKED THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BETTING ODDS AND THANK GOD OBAMA IS STILL PROJECTED TO BEAT THE VULGAR USED CAR SALESMAN. THE LOOTERS AND MOOCHERS ARE ABOUT TO PULL ONE OVER ON THE BILLIONAIRES. AS JEFF FOXWORTHY ONCE SAID "IF YOU BELIEVE 36 BILLIONAIRES CONTRIBUTED OVER $1 MILLION APIECE TO MITT ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN TO LOWER THE TAXES OF MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS==='YOU MIGHT BE A MONGOLIAN IDIOT'".

GORGEEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS: NOW THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FOUR YEARS OF ROMNESIA AND THE RETURN OF THE WALL STREET SLIME-HEADS, IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO THE DEMISE OF RECALCITRANT GEORGE. OH! HOW MANY TORMENTS LIE IN THE SMALL CIRCLE OF A WEDDING RING? MARRIAGE IS AN EVIL, BUT IT IS A NECESSARY EVIL. AS ARISTOTLE PUT IT--"THE FAMILY IS ONE OF NATURE'S MASTERPIECES." SINCE WOMEN NEED CHILDREN AND THE MAN IS MERELY A MEANS; EVERY WOMAN SHOULD MARRY AND NO MAN. BEAUTIFUL(CRAFTY)ANGEL: REMEMBER THAT LOVE IS BORN THROUGH APPETITE,LIVES THROUGH HUNGER AND DIES THROUGH SURFEIT. HOPE AND FEAR ARE THE TWO EMOTIONS THAT KEEP LOVE ALIVE. DANGLE SOME FREE AND EASY PUSSY UNDER GEORGE'S SNOUT; THEN FUCK HIM AND DON'T GIVE HIM NONE.REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM NINON DE LENCLOS--"IT TAKES MORE INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE LOVE THAN TO WAGE WAR."----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

PULCHRITUDINOUS ISHTAR WITH THE SPUNKY SAPOROUS CLITORIS----IN TODAYS HUFFINGTON POST THERE IS AN ARTICLE ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE CLOONEY IN WHICH HIS SISTER(ADELIA ZEIDLER) STATES THAT "I WOULD SAY THAT HE(GEORGE) PROBABLY WILL NOT GET MARRIED--I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS 'WELL WARREN BEATTY SAID HE'D NEVER GET MARRIED AND THEN HE MET ANNETTE BENING'--BUT THATS THE ONLY EXAMPLE PEOPLE CAN THINK OF,SO IT DOESN'T BODE TOO WELL."-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU AND I KNOW OF AT LEAST THREE OTHER EXAMPLES: (1)PIERRE CURIE (2) THE CHEVALIER DE BOUFFERS AND (3) HOGGIE UNGLEBOWER.---THANKS TO "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE, GEORGE CLOONEY IS AT LOT LIKE GEORGE FOREMAN(BEFORE THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE)---HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A GOOD TUSSLE. IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN LIKE GEORGE COVET A THING IT IS ONLY NECESSARY TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN. THERE IS A CHARM ABOUT THE FORBIDDEN THAT MAKES IT UNSPEAKABLY DESIRABLE. MEN WILL ALWAYS STRIVE AFTER THE FORBIDDEN AND COVET WHAT IS DENIED THEM. IN 2009 CHRISTIES SOLD A PAINTING THAT ILLUSTRATES THE PROPER WAY TO PUT A GUY LIKE GEORGE ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER---"THE COURTSHIP" BY VINCENZO CABIANCA. FOXY SCOUNDREL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET THIS GUY OFF THE STREETS.

SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT FELIX FRIEDRICH ENDE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU HOODWINK "RECALCITRANT GEORGE" ONTO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER----PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD TAKE NOTICE OF WILLIAM BLACK'S RECENT OBSERVATION--"WE HAVE NOW THE GREATEST EPIDEMIC OF ELITE WHITE-COLLAR CRIME IN HISTORY" AND MANY OF THESE CRIMINALS WERE AMONG THE 42 BILLIONAIRES THAT DONATED $34 MILLION TO MITT ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN AND SUPER-PACS. DURING THE PAST 30 YEARS FINANCE(DEFINED AS PASSING MONEY FROM HAND TO HAND UNTIL IT FINALLY DISSAPEARS) HAS DOUBLED AS A PERCENTAGE OF GDP. TWENTY ONE PERCENT OF THE MEN ON THE FORBES 400 LIST DERIVE THEIR WEALTH FROM FINANCIAL SERVICES AND HEDGE FUNDS AND THESE SLIMEHEADS ARE THE TRUE RANDIAN "LOOTERS AND MOOCHERS". A LIFETIME SPENT ON WALL STREET WITHOUT TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION IS LIKE BEING A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN(ONLY MORE DIFFICULT). NEVER FORGET THAT THE FILM "INSIDE JOB" COST $20 TRILLION TO MAKE.----ALL MY LOVE TO THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY SUCCULENT CLITORIS---LOVE MAY BE DEFINED AS A LIITLE FOOLISHNESS AND A LOT OF CURIOSITY---IT BEGINS WITH A MUTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING AND DEVELOPES INTO A FORM OF INSANITY--CURABLE BY MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE BEGINS WITH A PRINCE KISSING AN ANGEL. IT ENDS WITH A BALDHEADED MAN LOOKING ACROSS THE TABLE AT A FAT WOMAN.---IN TODAYS HUFFINGTON POST THERE IS ANOTHER ARTICLE ABOUT MISERABLE WAGES PAID BY WALL MART TO IT'S STORE LEVEL EMPLOYEES. APPARENTLY THE BONEHEADS AT THE TOP OF CORPORATE AMERICA HAVE FORGOTTEN THE SAGE ADVISE OF HENRY FORD--"THERE IS ONE RULE FOR THE INDUSTRIALIST AND THAT IS: MAKE THE BEST QUALITY OF GOODS AT THE LOWEST COST POSSIBLE PAYING THE 'HIGHEST WAGES POSSIBLE'."---PAYING SHITY WAGES IS BAD/STUPID BUSINNESS. PEOPLE NEVER DO ANYTHING WELL UNTIL THEY CEASE TO THINK ABOUT THE MANNER OF DOING IT. THIS OCCURS WHEN A PERSON DOES THE SAME THING IN THE SAME WAY OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE/SHE CONVERTS THE CONSCIOUS INTO THE SUB-CONSCIOUS(HABIT FORMATION). EXCELLENCE IS NOT A SINGULAR ACT, BUT A HABIT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU REPEATEDLY DO. ACCORDING TO A 1974 STUDY BY THE "BOSTON CONSULTUNG GROUP" ENTITLED "THE EXPERIENCE CURVE(A STUDY MITT ROMNEY NEGLECTED TO READ WHILE HE WORKED THERE)"---COSTS OF VALUE ADDED DECLINE APPROXIMATELY 20-30% IN REAL TERMS EACH TIME ACCUMULATED EXPERIENCE DOUBLES". THESE COSTS DECLINES ARE LARGELY ATTRIBUTABLE TO LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AT THEIR JOBS. DURING THE PAST 30 YEARS(THANKS TO OUR TRADE DEFICITS) AMERICA HAS BEEN MOVING SIMPLE MANUFATURING JOBS OVERSEAS AND AND KEEPING COMPLICATED RETAIL JOBS HERE. THE JOB OF A WALL MART STORE CLERK IS FAR MORE COMPLICATED THAN THE JOB OF AN ASSEMBLY LINE WORKER.A RECENT STUDY BY BLISS AND ASSOCIATES ENTITLED "THE COST OF EMPLOYEE TURNOVER" FOUND THAT THE TYPICAL COST OF AN EMPLOYEE LEAVING A FIRM WAS EQUAL TO AT LEAST THE ANNUAL COMPENSATION OF THAT EMPLOYEE. ----- THE BIGGEST PROBLEM FACING AMERICA AS WE ENTER THE 21ST CENTURY IS THE LOWW LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE FOUND AMONG AMERICAN C.E.O.'S.----READ WHAT PETER DRUCKER AND WALTER BENNIS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THESE BONEHEADS.---SWEET DREAMS TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

VOLUTUOUS VENUS OF THE MULTITUDINOUS SPELLBINDING FEMALE ORGASIMS---I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADEMA'S PAINTING "PLEADING" WHICH IS THE STORY OF A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM(A LOST ART)---FOR MOST MEN WORTH CATCHING: THE CHASE IS EXCITING,WAR IS EXCITING, AND COURTSHIP IS EXCITING---STOLEN KISSES ARE ALWAYS SWEETER AND THINGS FORBIDDEN HAVE A SECRET CHARM----- I JUST FINISHED READING ANNE C. HELLER'S EXCELLENT BIOGRAPHY "AYN RAND"(ATTILA THE HEN)---THIS WOMAN DEVOTED HER WHOLE LIFE TO ONE OF THE OLDEST EXERCISES IN MORAL PHILOSOPHY; THAT IS A SUPERIOR MORAL JUSTIFICATION FOR SELFISHNESS.---THE TWO FAMOUS HEROES OF HER NOVELS: JOHN GALT AND HOWARD ROARK RESEMBLE NORA ROBERTS TWO FAMOUS MALE CHARACTERS: THE ALOOF ARISTOCRAT COUNT CHRISTOPHE DE KERGALLEN AND JACK REDMAN(HALF APACHE AND ALL MAN)---IN OTHER WORDS, AYN RAND'S COLLOSAL BRAIN NEVER LEFT PUBERTY----HER PHILOSPHY OF LIFE MIGHT WORK FOR LEOPARDS AND TIGERS, BUT CAN CAUSE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR SOCIAL ANIMALS----BETWEEN 45,000 AND 10,000 B.C. OUR ANCESTORS,CRO-MAGNON MAN, WERE BIG GAME HUNTERS(BRIAN FAGAN"CRO-MAGNON")---- TO VISUALIZE HOW WE MADE A LIVING BACK THEN GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE: LIONS KILLING ELEPHANT AND WOLVES HUNTING BISON----AFTER YOU HAVE WATCHED THESE TWO VIDEOS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND NAPOLEAN BONEPART'S FAMOUS COMMENT "THE FOOTSOLDIERS WIN THE BATTLES AND THE GENERALS GET THE CREDIT"----THE GREAT GIFT OF SOCIAL ANIMALS IS THAT THEY HAVE THE POWER OF EMPATHY. THEY CAN SENSE A MYSTERIOUS CONNECTION TO OTHER MEMBERS OF THEIR SPECIES----SUPERIOR WANT OF CONCIENCE IS WHAT ATTRACTS CERTAIN PEOPLE TO "ATTILA THE HEN" AND AS AESOP POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO "THE SMALLER THE MIND THE GREATER THE CONCEIT"----OBAMA HAS SAVED US FROM BEING RULED BY THESE LINTHEADS FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AND HOPEFULLY MUCH LONGER.----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS.

VOLUPTUOUS LORELEI OF THE 1001 ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE WILLIAM JOY'S PAINTING--"A DINNER OF HERBS" AND THINKING OF THE DAY RECALCITRANT GEORGE WALKS THE PLANK----SINCE HIS LAST MARRIAGE, GEORGE HAS BEEN SLIDING ALONG ON A PATH WELL GREASED FOR HIS CONVENIENCE BY "COSMOPOLITAN" MAGAZINE----WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE HIM TO "SONG OF SOLOMON"----"LOVE IS STRONG AS DEATH,ITS JEALOUSY AS SEVERE AS THE GRAVE"----TO GET A FEEL FOR WHAT THE "RECALCTRANT ONE" IS GOING TO ENDURE READ CATULLUS'S(84-54BC) POEM "LESBIA"---AS JOSEPH ADDISON ONCE OBSERVED "THOSE MARRIAGES GENERALLY ABOUND MOST WITH LOVE AND CONSTANCY THAT ARE PRECEEDED BY A LONG COURTSHIP"----HOPE AND FEAR ARE THE TWO EMOTIONS WHICH MUST BE MAINTAINED AT A HIGH LEVEL TO KEEP LOVE ALIVE---HOPE AND FEAR ARE INSEPARABLE. THERE IS NO HOPE WITHOUT FEAR NOR ANY FEAR WITHOUT HOPE----LOVE IS A CREDULOUS THING AND THE MIND OF THE LOVER ADORS THE UNKNOWN.IT LOVES IMAGES WHOSE MEANING IS UNKNOWN----AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED, THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS IS ONE OF THE FEW ANIMALS ON THE PLANET THAT HAS SEX WITHOUT AN ELABORATE COURTSHIP(IS THERE ANYTHING IN LIFE SO DISENCHANTING AS ATTAINMENT)----YESTERDAY I GOOGLED UP "THE BIOCHEMISTRY OF ANIMAL COURTHIP" AND FOUND THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IN THE "JOURNAL OF NANOBIOTECHNOLOGY"---"CONTRIBUTION OF OCNOEYTES AND PHENOMONES TO COURTSHIP BEHAVOIR IN DROSOPHILIA"----AMERICAN WOMEN COULD LEARN MORE ABOUT SEX WATCHING FRUITFLIES THAN READING "COSMOPOLITAN"----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT AMERICAN C.E.O.'S ARE BACK AT THE TROUGH("FIX THE DEBT COALITION")----SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE ADORED THEIR LEADER--JAMIE DIMON---"I AM BEWITCHED WITH THE ROGUE'S COMPANY. IF THE RASCAL HAVE NOT GIVEN ME MEDICINE TO MAKE ME LOVE HIM, I'IL BE HANGED"---LETS PRAY THAT OBAMA DOES NOT FALL FOR THIS SLIMEHEAD'S SNAKEOIL.-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

GORGEOUS APHRODITE---UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT SIR EDWARD JOHN POYNTER'S PAINTING "LESBIA WITH HER SPARROW" AND THINKING ABOUT CATULLUS AND THE ENTIRE GENRE OF LOVE EULOGY POETRY---IN THESE POEMS A LOVER EXPRESSES THE ENTIRE RANGE OF EMOTIONS RELATED TO THAT ANCIENT PSYCHOSIS OF LOVE(A GRAVE MENTAL ILLNESS)---THE EMOTIONS RANGE FROM LYRICAL ROMANCE TO BITTER DESPAIR-----LOVE IS AN EMOTION THAT IS BASED ON AN OPINION OF WOMEN THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THEM----WHEN A MAN BECOMES FAMILIAR WITH HIS GODDESS,SHE QUICKLY SINKS INTO A WOMAN----TODAY'S HUFFPOST HAS A SHORT ARTICLE ON A MONOGAMUS MAGELLANIC PENGUIN COUPLE(16 YEARS)---GOOGLE UP MAGELLANIC PENGUIN COURTSHIP VIDEO TO DISCOVER HOW THE FEMALE HOODWINKED THE MALE INTO SLAVERY(A MAN CHASING A WOMAN UNTIL SHE CATCHES HIM)----WE ARE GOING TO TAKE RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MORE WE SEE OF THE MONIED CLASS THE BETTER WE UNDERSTAND THE GUILLOTINE----GOOGLE UP BILL MOYER'S 3/9/12 INTERVIEW WITH DAVID STOCKMAN(CRONY CAPITALISM) AND THEN READ THE WIKIPAEDIA ARTICLE ON "FOR PROFIT COLLEGES"----THIS TAXPAYER FUNDED BOONDOGGLE HAS PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN CREATING $1 TRILLION IN STUDENT LOANS AND POSSIBLY RUINING THE LIVES OF MANY YOUNG PEOPLE----THESE ONLINE SCHOOLS COST MORE THAN PUBLIC COLLEGES AND PRIVATE NON PROFIT COLLEGES(BUS ADM--$32,665---$2,870---$28,830)AND IN MANY CASES THE DIPLOMAS ARE WORTHLESS---TO GET AN IDEA WHAT THEY SHOULD COST READ THE 1/23/10 GATESNOTE ON THE TEACHING COMPANY'S GREAT COURSES AND KEEP IN MIND A YEAR'S WORTH OF THESE COURSES COSTS BETWEEN $800-$1,000----100 YEARS FROM NOW WHEN PEOPLE WANT TO REVIEW THE 31 YEARS OF REAGONOMICS(1981-2012) THE BOOK THEY WILL PROBABLY TURN TO FIRST IS ANDY BOROWITZ'S SMALL CLASSIC "WHO MOVED MY SOAP--THE CEO'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING IN PRISON"----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR SPUNKY/SAPORAS CLITORIS

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL-----HATRED OF WEALTHY REPUBLICANS IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM AND VIRTUE----I AM SURE THAT YOU FOUND MITT ROMNEY'S COMMENTS REFERRING TO THE 47% WHO DON'T PAY INCOME TAXES AS "PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT HAS RESPONSIBILY TO CARE FOR THEM" OFFENSIVE----WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF ROMNEY'S LARGEST SUPPORTERS---GENERAL ELECTRIC CORP---DIDN'T PAY INCOME TAXES, I AM SURE YOU WERE BEWILDERED----LAST NIGHT I WAS READING AESOP'S FABLES FOR CHILDREN(1919) AND STUMBLED ACROSS THE FABLE THAT EXPLAINS MITT'S BIZARRE BEHAVIOR--#123 "THE ANIMALS AND THE PLAGUE"----THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXECUTIVE SUMMARY OF THIS FABLE---"ONCE UPON A TIME A SEVERE PLAGUE RAGED AMONG THE ANIMALS(MANY DIED)....AT LAST THE LION CALLED A COUNCIL...'THE GODS HAVE PUNISHED US FOR OUR SINS....THEREFORE THE MOST GUILTY MUST BE OFFERED IN SACRIFICE'.... SAID THE LION 'I CONFESS I HAVE BEEN GREEDY AND HAVE DEVOURED MANY SHEEP,GOATS,BULLS AND EVEN ATE UP A SHEPHERD'....YOUR MAJESTY 'SAID THE FOX' YOU HAVE DONE THEM A GREAT HONOR BY EATING THEM.....THEN THE FOX,THE TIGER,THE BEAR AND THE WOLF ALL CONFESSED THEIR SINS AND WERE DECLARED VERY SAINT-LIKE AND INNOCENT..... WHEN THE LOWLY ASS CONFESSED TO EATING A LITTLE GRASS FROM A PRIEST'S FIELD, ALL THE BEASTS AGREED THAT HERE WAS THE CULPRIT AND HE WAS SACRIFICED TO THE GODS." THE MORAL OF THIS TALE "THE WEAK ARE MADE TO SUFFER FOR THE MISDEEDS OF THE POWERFUL"----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: IF REPUBLICANS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN CONSERVING WISDOM LITERATURE THAT WAS WRITTEN DOWN 2,600 YEARS AGO, THEN WHAT IS IT THAT CONSERVATIVES ARE INTERESTED IN CONSERVING?----IN HIS PLAY "KNIGHTS(400BC), ARISTOPHANES REFERRED TO THE WEALTIEST MAN IN ATHENS AS A "SHAMELESS MARKET RASCAL WITH NO EDUCATION"-----WEALTHY REPUBLICANS ARE NOT CONSERVATIVES; THEY ARE RASCALS WITH NO EDUCATION-----AS JOSE MARTI ONCE SAID "A SELFISH MAN IS A THIEF"

BEWITCHING APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT FELIX FRIEDERICH ENDE'S PAINTING "COURTSHIP" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN MEN WERE WOMEN'S PLAYTHINGS AND WOMEN WERE THE DEVIL'S---- IN A 1948 ARTICLE ENTITLED "ANYTHING BUT LOVE" ELIZABETH HAWES REMINDED THE READERS OF "LADIES HOME JOURNAL" THAT--"OF ALL THE LABOR SAVING DEVICES EVER INVENTED FOR WOMEN,NONE HAS EVER BEEN SO POPULAR AS THE DEVOTED MALE"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: "A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE'S MARRIED AND THEN HE'S FINISHED"-----I RECENTLY REVISITED PBS FRONTLINE'S INTERVIEW WITH MARTIN FELDSTEIN ENTITLED "INSIDE THE MELTDOWN" IN WHICH FELSTEIN INFORMED US THAT "NOT SINCE THE 30'S HAVE WE SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS"---THESE COMMENTS ARE SOMEWHAT IRONIC SINCE FELDSTEIN WAS REAGON'S CHIEF ECONOMIC ADVISOR 1982-84 AND THE MAJOR ARCHITECT OF FINANCIAL DEREGULATION----WE OFTEN THINK OF THE EXPERIMENTS OF PARTICLE PHYSICS AND SPACE EXPLORATION AS BEING EXTRAORDINARILY EXPENSIVE AND SO THEY ARE. BUT THEIR COSTS ARE AS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE COSTS OF TAKING ADVICE FROM PROMINANT ECONOMISTS. NEVER HAS A SCIENCE OR PSEUDO SCIENCE BEEN SO GENEROUSLY INDULGED AND NEVER HAVE EXPERIMENTS LEFT IN THEIR WAKE MORE WRECKAGE AND UNPLEASANT SURPRISES----THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT GOES "NEVER TEAR DOWN A FENCE UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHY IT WAS PUT UP"----TO UNDERSTAND THE FENCE BUILT AROUND WALL STREET AFTER THE DEPRESSION ALL MARTIN FELDSTEIN HAD TO DO WAS READ AN ARTICLE IN THE ENCLYPAEDIA AMERICANS ENTITLED "PANICS-----UNFORTUNATELY THE MAIN FUNCTION OF ECONOMISTS LIKE FELDSTEIN HAS BEEN TO EXPLAIN TO THE PRIVILEGED CLASS THAT THEIR POSITION WAS MORALLY RIGHT AND WAS NECESSARY FOR THE WELFARE OF THE NATION---- ACCORDING TO THE "OXFORD ADVANCED LEARNERS DICTIONARY" THE DEFINITION OF A PUMPKIN IS "A GOURD LIKE SQUASH OF THE GENUS COCURBITA AND THE FAMILY COCUUMBITACEAC ABOUT AS LARGE AND WISE AS AN ECONOMIST'S HEAD"-----I HOPE YOUR ADORABLE CLIORIS HAD A ORGASIM FILLED THANKSGIVING

GOERGEOUS/STUPEFYING APHRODITE----I AM LOOKING AT EDMUND BLAIR LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "THE LOVE LETTER" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EYES;WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR EARS----MEN FALL IN LOVE WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WOMAN; WOMEN FALL IN LOVE WITH LOVE(EDMUND ROSTAND'S "CYRANNO DE BERGERAC")-----WHEN A FOOL LIKE HELEN GURLEY BROWN THROWS A STONE INTO A WELL IT CAN TAKES HUNDREDS OF WISE WOMEN YEARS TO GET IT OUT AGAIN----THANKS THE "COSMOPOLITAN" MILLIONS OF WOMEN HAVE EXCHANGED LOVE LETTERS FOR THE "ORGASIM GAP"----AS PLATO ONCE SAID "AT THE TOUCH OF LOVE EVERY MAN BECOMES A POET"----"WHAT IS IT THAT LOVE DOES TO A WOMAN? WITHOUT SHE ONLY SLEEPS;WITH IT ALONE SHE LIVES"(OVID)------RECENTLY PAUL KRUGMAN ACCUSED CNBC OF BEING BAD FOR YOUR FINANCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL HEALTH----I COULDN'T AGREE MORE----THIS TELEVISION STATION IS A FOOLS TRAP WHERE THE CUNNING,LIKE SPIDERS, LAY IN AMBUSH FOR THE FLIES -----IN 2009 CNBC'S TELEVANGELIST JIM CRAMER WROTE A BOOK ENTITLED "GETTING BACK TO EVEN"----IN MAY OF 2012 CRAMER POUNDED ON THE TABLE AND TOLD THE CRAMEAMERICANS TO LOAD UP ON THE "FACEBOOK" IPO----HE DID THIS INSPITE OF THE FACT THAT HE(AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE KNOW) WAS PERFECTLY AWARE THAT THE DEAL WAS IN TROUBLE----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A DEMON TOOK A MONKEY TO WIFE--THE RESULT,BY GRACE OF GOD, WAS A STOCKBROKER----THE STOCKMARKET HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE SINCE 2000 AND WILL CONTINUE TO TREAD WATER FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 5-8 YEARS----PROSPERITY IS A PERIOD OF SELF-FULLFILLING OPTIMISM WHERE PEOPLE BUY THINGS THEY CAN'T AFFORD(SHOP TILL YOU DROP)---DURING THE PERIOD 1985 TO 2007 U.S. HOUSEHOLD DEBT/GDP ROSE FROM 50% TO 97%----IT HAS BEEN DECLINING SINCE 2007, BUT HAS A LONG WAY TO GO----THE S&P PE RATIO IS STILL ABOVE IT'S LONG TERM MEDIAN AND THE LONG TERM DOW/GOLD RATIO STILL SAYS GOLD SHOULD CLIMB TO AT LEAST $5,000-----DON'T WATCH CNBC AND YOU WILL HAVE LOTS OF TIME FOR BREATH-TAKING FEMALE ORGASIMS---600 TRILLION KISSES TO THAT ADORABLE LITTLE VARMIT---YOUR AMBROSIAL CLITORIS

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE MOREAU'S PAINTING "SAMSON AND DELILAH" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY "RECALCITRANT GEORGE" ATTEMPTS TO FALL INTO YOUR ARMS AND FALLS INTO YOUR PREHENSIL HANDS----LAST NIGHT I WATCHED A MAGNANIMOUS SOLILOQUY BY THE "WIZARD OF OOZE"----JAMIE DIMON'S ADDRESS TO THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL'S 2009 CLASS OF MBA'S------DURING THE SPEECH JAMIE TOLD THE LARVAL MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE TO STUDY SHAKESPEARE'S "KING LEAR"; WHICH I FOUND AMUSING SINCE MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM THAT PLAY IS --"I WANT THAT GLIB AND OILY ART TO SPEAK AND PURPOSE NOT."-----JAMIE DIMON IS THE NAPOLEAN OF WALL STREET CRIME AND ONE OF THE 20TH CENTURY'S GREATEST HYPOCRITES-----OF ALL FORMS OF VILLANY NONE IS MORE TO BE DESPISED THAN THAT OF THE HYPOCRITE. WHO AT THE MOMENT HE IS MOST FALSE TAKES CARE TO APPEAR MOST VIRTUOUS.-----LISTEN TO JAMIE'S 20 MINUTE TALK AT HARVARD AND WHILE LISTENING REMEMBER THAT JP MORGAN IS A PIONEER AND LEADER IN THE INFAMOUS GLOBAL DERIVATIVES MARKET WHICH HAS PLUNGED THE ENTIRE PLANET INTO A PROLONGED DEPRESSION-----HUMAN NATURE HASN'T CHANGED ONE IOTA IN AT LEAST 60,000 YEARS AND IT IS COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT SCOUNDRELS JUST LIKE JAMIE WERE PLYING THEIR TRADE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO----"A FACE SHAPED LIKE LOTUS PETALS,A VOICE AS COOL AS SANDALWOOD,A HEART LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND EXCESSIVE HUMILITY; THESE ARE THE SIGNS OF A ROGUE."--SANSKRIT PROVERB-----IT IS INEXUSABLE FOR SCIENTISTS TO TORTURE ANIMALS; LET THEM MAKE THEIR EXPERIMENTS ON WALL STREET OPERATORS-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FOXY/AMOROUS CLITORIS----NEXT TO GOLD AND DIAMONDS, SEX LIES AT THE ROOT OF A WOMAN'S LIFE----AS HAVELOCK ELLIS POINTED AOUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO, COURTSHIP IS A NATURAL AND NECESSARY PRELIMINAY TO EVERY ACT OF COITUS---THE "CUECA"(YOUTUBE--CHILEAN DANCE CUECA) IS A FOLK COURTSHIP DANCE WHERE THE DANCING COUPLE PURSUE AND RETREAT ABOUT EACH OTHER---IT IS THE JOB OF THE FEMALE TO WRITE THE COURTSHIP SCRIPT----A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER YIELD BY APPOINTMENT---NOTHING IS PLEASANT THAT IS NOT SPICED WITH VARIETY AND THE FUNCTION OF THE COURSHIP RITUAL IS TO DEEPEN MYSTERY----WE ALL WANT PROGRESS, BUT IF YOUR ON THE WRONG ROAD PROGRESS MEANS DOING AN ABOUT TURN AND WALKING BACK TO THE RIGHT ROAD----IN 1784 THOMAS JEFFERSON(NOTES ON THE STATE OF VIRGINIA) OUTLINED AN EDUCATIONAL PROGRAM DESIGHNED TO DIFFUSE KNOWLEDGE THROUGH THE MASS OF PEOPLE AND RAKE THE 20 BEST GENIUSES ANNUALLY FROM THE RUBBISH----IN 1976 RONALD DORE PUBLISHED HIS SMALL CLASSIC "DIPLOMA DISEASE" DESCRIBING HOW AMERICA HAD DISTORTED JEFFERSON'S PLAN AND CONVERTED EDUCATION INTO SCHOOLING----IN SCHOOLING KNOWLEDGE IS NOT SOUGHT FOR ITS OWN SAKE BUT FOR WHAT SOCIOLOGIST STARTED TO CALL "CREDENTALLING" OR FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRODUCING IT ON AN EXAMINATION----AS LEONARDO DA VINCI POINTED OUT 500 YEARS AGO,THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY--"STUDY WITHOUT DESIRE SPOILS THE MEMORY AND IT REATAINS NOTHING THAT IT TAKES IN"---LEONARDO DA VINCI----TODAY 'RELUCANT SCHOOLING' IS A NECESSARY RITUAL ACQUISTION OF QUALIFICATION FOR MOST WELL PAYING JOBS----THE LATEST RAMIFICATION OF THIS NONESENSE IS THE $400 BILLION HIGHER EDUCATION BOONDOGGLE COVERED IN PBS FRONTLINE'S "COLLEGE INC(2010)"----AS THEY SAY AT STRAYER UNIVERSITY--"TRY NOT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE EDUCATIONAL"---THE HUMAN MIND IS NOT A VESSEL TO BE FILLED,BUT A FIRE TO BE KINDLED----A SENSE OF CURIOSITY IS NATURES ORIGINAL SCHOOL OF EDUCATION---THE ONLY REALLY EDUCATED PEOPLE ARE SELF EDUCATED(ISSAC ASIMOV)---- A YOUNG PERSON COULD GET A FAR BETTER EDUCATION TAKING 32 OF THE TEACHING COMPANY'S "GREAT COURSES"(TOTAL COST $3-4,000) THAN SPENDING FOUR YEARS AT AN IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE(TOTAL COST $150,000-$200,000)---"IF IGNORANCE EVER REACHES $40 A BARREL,I WANT DRILLING RIGHTS ON GEORGE W. BUSH'S HEAD(YALE 1968--HARVARD 1975)---JIM HIGHTOWER-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

INCOMPARABLE KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE MILKY WAY GALAXY----I AM LOOKING AT SIR FRANK DICKEE'S PAINTING "THE END OF THE QUEST" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT AMERICAN WOMEN WOULD BE WISE TO STUDY 11TH CENTURY "COURTLY LOVE" THAT DEVELOPED AROUND THE COURT OF ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE----SINCE MARRIAGE AT THE TIME HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH LOVE, COURTLY LOVE WAS A WAY FOR THE NOBILITY TO EXPLORE EMOTIONS NOT FOUND IN MARRIAGE----MUCH OF THE STRUCTURE AND SENTIMENTS OF COURTLY LOVE REFER TO EMOTIONAL LOVE VERSUS SEX AND INVOLVED SHORT TRYSTS IN SECRET,WHICH ESCALATED MENTALLY, BUT NOT PHYSICALLY----THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUEL FOR COURTLY LOVE WAS OVID'S "ARS AMATORIA" WRITTEN IN 2AD----MOST OF OVID'S ADVICE TO WOMEN IS APPLICABLE IN ANY DAY AND AGE. FORINSTANCE,HE ADVISES WOMEN TO MAKE THEIR LOVERS ARTIFICIALLY JEALOUS AND TO INJECT A LEVEL OF FOREBODING INTO THE AFFAIR----IN COURTLY LOVE, THE HEART SEES WHAT IS INVISLBLE TO THE EYE AND THE LOVERS BECOME THE CHILDS OF ILLUSION-----PERHAPS THE MOST REVOLTING CREATURE TO SURFACE DURING THE PAST 35 YEARS IS FORMER G.E. CEO-- JACK WELCH----THE HEART NEVER GROWS BETTER BY AGE. A YOUNG KNAVE WILL BE A GREATER KNAVE AS HE GROWS OLDER-----THE JACK WELCH MANAGEMENT INSTITUTE IS A FRAUDULENT SCHEME TO HAVE AT THE $150 BILLION FEDERAL STUDENT LOAN PROGRAM----WELCH IS 77 YEARS OLD AND HAS A NET WORTH OF $750 MILLION----THE LAST WISH OF A GREEDY MAN WHILE LIFE REMAINS IS COVETOUS----THE GREEDY ARE ALWAYS NEEDY---- THE ADS FOR WELCH'S SCHOOL OUGHT TO BEGIN--- "HELLO SUCKER" ARE YOU READY TO LEAD?JACK WELCH REVOLUTIONIZED GLOBAL BUSINESS AND HE'S DOING THE SAME FOR EDUCATION---THIS ON-LINE SCHOOL IS GOING TO COST $30,000 PER YEAR AND FOR LITTLE OVER $150.00 YOU CAN BUY FROM AMAZON EVERY BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY AND ABOUT JACK WELCH-----THE DEAN OF THIS INSTITUTE IS DR. DANNY SZPIRO MBA,CMA,PHD(NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE) ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: LIFE IS A SUCCESSION OF LESSONS WHICH MUST BE LIVED TO BE UNDERSTOOD---A PROVERB IS NO PROVERB UNTIL LIFE HAS ILLUSTRATED IT-----WECLCH IS ABOUT TO STICK IT TO BOTH THE SUCKERS WHO SIGN UP FOR SCHOOL AND THE TAXPAYER-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

LIBIDINOUS/RAVISHING KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE ANGEL WITH THE COLTISH/PIQUANT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT LORD FREDERICH LEIGHTON'S PAINTING "VENUS DISROBING" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT ILLUSION IS THE FIRST OF ALL PLEASURES----THE TRULY EROTIC SENSIBILITY IN EVOKING THE IMAGE OF WOMAN NEVER OMITS TO CLOTH HER---THE ROBING AND DISROBING THAT IS THE TRUE TRAFFIC OF LOVE-----STRIPTEASE( SLOW SENSUOUS UNDRESSING WITH SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE MOVEMENT) IS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD----IN MYTH THERE IS A STRIPPING ASPECT IN THE ANCIENT SUMERIAN STORY OF THE DESCENT OF THE GODDESS INANNA INTO THE UNDERWORLD. AT EACH OF THE 7 GATES SHE REMOVES A GARMENT----AS CASSANOVA PUT IT OVER 200 YEARS AGO "WE KNOW THAT WHAT WE DON'T SEE IS SIMILIAR TO WHAT WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE--BUT WE ARE NOT SURE---WE ARE CURIOUS---AND SO WE CHASE AFTER A STRANGE WOMAN AS IF SHE WERE A TREASURE BEYOND COMPARE."---LOVE IS TWO THIRDS CURIOSITY.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THANKS TO YOU I AM WAISTING HOURS WATCHING LESBIAN POROGRAPHY----I HAVE DISCOVERED A YOUNG WOMAN ALMOST AS GORGEOUS AND LASCIVOUS AS YOU---GOOGLE UP "YOUTUBE--BRUNETTE GETS HORNEY DURING YOGA"----THIS ADORABLE LESBIAN EATS PUSSY ALMOST AS WELL AS I DO-----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR FOXY CLITORIS

RESPLENDANT/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVERIEGN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT GAIL POTOCKI'S PAINTING "FEMME FATALE' WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THAT OLD CELTIC PROVERB "NEVER TRUST A WOMAN,NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE"----IT IS RARE THAT ONE CAN SEE IN A LITTLE BOY THE PROMISE OF A MAN, BUT ONE CAN ALMOST ALWAYS SEE IN A LITTLE GIRL THE THREAT OF A WOMAN----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ETHICS MAKE LIFE POSSIBLE; AESTHETICS MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING--- IN NO COUNTRY(AMERICA) IS MONEY MORE ESTEEMED; IN NO COUNTRY(AMERICA) IS MONEY MORE AGGRESIVELY PERSUED AND IN NO COUNTRY DO WEALTHY PEOPLE ENJOY MONEY LESS----AMERICA KNOWS NOTHING OF FOOD,LOVE,OR ART----IF WOMEN LIKE ADORABLE KRISTIE DIDN'T EXIST, ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD WOULD HAVE NO MEANING.---- WHEN I GET MY FIRST $BILLION, YOU AND I WILL VISIT THE SANTA MARIA NOVELLA DISTRICT EMPLOYING A STRETCH LEMO TO CART OFF ALL YOUR LOOT-----IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN EXTREMELY WEALTHY ELDERLY GENTLEMAN WHO HAS NEVER SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,FINE CUISINE OR ART---RUN A FULL PAGE AD OMAHA WORLD HERALD-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: YOU ARE AN INDEX AND PROLOGUE TO THE HISTORY OF LUST AND EROTIC THOUGHTS---TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

PULCHRITUDINOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT FRANZ VON STUCK\'S PAINTING OF \"SALOME\" AND THINKING ABOUT THE $1.4 TRILLION TOTAL NET WORTH OF THE \"FORBES 400\"----A WHILE BACK I MENTIONED A BRUNETTE LESBIAN THAT I THOUGHT WAS ALMOST AS ATTRACTIVE AND SALACIOUS AS SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----I HAVE NOW WATCHED MANY OF HER VIDEOS AND AM CONVINCED THAT SHE IS MORE LIBIDINOUS THAN YOU ARE AND EATS PUSSY BETTER THAN I DO---THIS DELECTABLE RASCAL(MALENA MORGAN) CAN DO MORE TRICKS WITH HER TONGUE THAN AN INVESTMENT BANKER CAN DO WITH A C.E.O.(LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WATCHED HER MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORIFICE IN YOUR ADORABLE KEISTER)----IN 1961 JOHN F. KENNEDY SAID \"ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU--ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY\" AND ESTABLISHED THE PEACE CORP-----PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD MAKE A SIMILIAR REQUEST OF AMERICAN LESBIANS AND ESTABLISH THE LESBIAN\'S SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY----EVERY TIME A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN LIKE MALENA SPOTS A BILLIONAIRE ABUSING HIS MONEY IT IS HER PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM AND ADOPT IT----EXOTIC DANCERS HAVE BEEN DOING THINGS LIKE THIS FOR AT LEAST 6,000 YEARS----REMEMBER THAT A MAN IS HALF IN LOVE WITH ANY WOMAN WHO WILL LISTEN TO HIM AND LOVE IS A FORM OF TEMPORARY INSANITY----400 WEALTHY FOOLS ARE A GRIEVOUS BURDEN AND MALENA AND HER BAWDY FRIENDS SHOULD WRAP THEMSELVES IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND ABSCOUND WITH AS MUCH OF THIS $1.4 TRILLION AS POSSIBLE----THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT GOES \"TALK TO THE ORGAN GRINDER NOT TO THE MONKEY\".-- YESTERDAYS HUFF POST HAD A STORY ABOUT PROSECUTORS PLANNING TO ARREST TRADERS IN THE LIBOR MANIPULATION SCANDEL----WE HAVE BEEN PUNISHING WALL STREET MONKIES FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS---AS NAPOLEAN POINTED OUT 200 YEARS AGO \"THE ART OF POLICING IS TO PUNISH INFREQUENTLY AND SEVERELY\"----IF WE THREW JAMIE DIMON OR LLOYD BLANFEIN IN THE SHAWSHANK STATE PENITNTIARY FOR LIFE AND PUT HIM IN THE SAME CELL WITH LONG DONG SILVER, WHITE COLLAR CRIME WOULD DISSAPEAR OVERNIGHT----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

RAVISHING/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE VENUS WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL REAR ASSEMBLY APERTURE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM---I AM LOOKING AT ARTHUR HOPKINS PAINTING \"HENRY V111 AND ANNE BOLEYN\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WE SHOULD SPEND AS MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT RECALCITRANT GEORGE AND THE LEMON SQUEEZER AS WE DO ABOUT GORGEOUS MALENA MORGAN\'S MAGIC TONGUE---GREAT LITERATURE EXPRESSES THE EMOTIONS OF ALL THE AGES WITH THE THOUGHT OF ITS OWN----ACCORDING TO MANY SURVEYS, CERVANTES\' \"DON QUIXOTE\" IS THE GREATEST NOVEL OF ALL TIME. THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM THAT NOVEL EXPLAINS WHY IT TOOK HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES 30 YEARS TO PUT WARREN(IF YOU CAN\'T EAT IT; FUCK IT) BEATTY ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER---\"LOVE IN YOUNG MEN FOR THE MOST PART IS NOT LOVE BUT SEXUAL DESIRE,AND IT\'S ACCOMPLISHMENT IS THE END.----ONCE A WOMAN PARTS WITH HER VIRTUE, SHE LOSES THE ESTEEM OF THE MAN WHOSE VOWS AND TEARS WON HER TO ABANDON IT.\"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WE ARE GOING TO INTRODUCE RECALCITRANT GEORGE TO THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE AND CHIVALRIC ROMANCE. IN OTHER WORDS WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE RECALCITRANT ONE INTO A POET AS APPOSED TO A FORNICATOR(\"FLEE FORNICATION\"--CORINTHIANS)----ANDREAS CAPELLANUS, IN HIS DEFINITIVE 12TH CENTURY BOOK,\"THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE\", OUTLINES THE SIGNS AND SIGNALS THAT INDICATED THAT SUCH A LOVE GAME WAS UNDERWAY OR ON THE WANE. THE LONGEST GAME OF COURTLY LOVE,PLAYED OUT BEFORE ALL OF EUROPE, WAS UNDOUBTEDLY BETWEEN ANNE BOLEYN AND HENRY V111. YOU SHOULD ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH ALL THE RULES AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER VIOLATE RULE #XIV \"THE EASY ATTAINMENT OF LOVE MAKES IT OF LITTLE VALUE; DIFFICULTY OF ATTAINMENT MAKES IT PRIZED.\"----BARBARA TUCKMAN\'S 1987 BOOK \"DISTANT MIRROR\" IS ANOTHER GOOD SOURCE ON THIS LOST ART FORM.----REMEMBER THAT THE DEFINITION OF A HUSBAND IS \"ONE WHO HAVING DINED, IS CHARGED WITH CARE OF THE PLATE\"----POSSESION KILLS MALE DESIRE. REALIZATION SLAYS FANTASY AND TRANSFORMS THE WONDERFUL INTO THE COMMONPLACE.----IF YOUR ENCHANTED ORIFICE EVER COMES INTO CONTACT WITH MALENA\'S MAGIC TONGUE, PLEASE INTRODUCE THAT HEAVENLY SCOUNDREL TO \"THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY AND REMIND HER THAT A GREAT FORTUNE IN THE HANDS OF A FOOL IS A GREAT MISFORTUNE. LESBIANS ARE USUALLY NOT VERY GOOD AT MATH AND YOU MAY HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HER THAT $1.4 TRILLION IS A LOT OF MONEY.----ALL MY LOVE TO YOUR PRECIOUS CLITORIS.

EXQUISITE/FERVID/SUBTLE KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MEZMERISING ORGASIMS-----I AM LOOKING AT JOHN COLLIER'S PAINTING "THE ABDUCTION OF GUINEVERE" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD----RULE #30 OF CAPELLANUS'S "THE ART OF COURTLY LOVE" STATES THAT " A TRUE LOVER IS CONSTANTLY AND WITHOUT INTERMISSION POSSESSED BY THE THOUGHT OF HIS BELOVED."----TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES, LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT OF YOU AND COMPOSED THE FOLLOWING POEM---"HEART OF MY HEART THE WORLD IS YOUNG AND LOVE LIES HIDDEN IN EVERY ROSE."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE MOST EXCITING ATTRACTIONS ARE BETWEEN TWO OPPOSITES THAT NEVER MEET----NEVER FORGET WHAT MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE(1533-1592) OBSERVED HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO "AS SOON AS WOMEN BELONG TO US, WE NO LONGER BELONG TO THEM."-----WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE READ CHECKHOV'S SHORT STORY "THE KISS". IT IS ABOUT THE RISE AND FALL OF FANTASY AND THE BIRTH,LIFE AND DEATH OF AN ILLUSION-----ALL MY LOVE TO THAT ADORABLE LITTLE RASCAL---YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS

ALLURING/FOXY/PRURIENT KRISTIE-----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT LEONARDO DA VINCI'S PAINTING "LADY WITH A ERMINE" AND THINKING OF YOUR EXQUISITE PRHENSIL HANDS---HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR DELICATE/ARISTOCRATIC HANDS(THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM)----YESTERDAY I WAS WALKING THROUGH NORDSTROM AND NOTICED AN AD FOR MOSS LIPOW WOMEN'S SUNGLASSES($3,500) AND SAID TO MYSELF--"ASK NOT WHAT KRISTIE CAN DO FOR YOU--ASK HOW YOU CAN DO TO PROTECT KRISTIE'S BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES FROM THE SUN."----IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERESTIMATE THE INTELLIGENCE OF AMERICAN FEMALE CELBRITIES----IN THE 12/12/12 HUFFPOST I LEARNED THAT MEGAN FOX WANTS US ALL TO KNOW THAT SHE DOESN'T FLUSH THE TOILETTE-----WHAT I LOVE ABOUT SWEET/ADORABLE KRISTIE IS THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE LADIES ROOM SHE ONLY POWDERS HER GORGEOUS NOSE----LOVE IS THE DELUSION THAT ONE WOMAN DIFFERS FROM ANOTHER---LOVE( LIKE ART) IS BUT A CANVAS FOR OUR IMAGINATION---AS NIETSCHE PUT IT "LOVE IS A STATE IN WHICH A MAN SEES THINGS AS THEY MOST DECIDEDLY ARE NOT."----AMERICAN MEN WATCH WAY TO MUCH FOOTBALL BECAUSE OF WOMEN LIKE MEGAN FOX-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

RESPLENDENT/WILY/LASCIVIOUS KRISTIE----THE ADORABLE SCOUNDREL WITH THE INTELLIGENCE OF NINON DE LENCLOS AND THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT ALEXANDRE FRANCOIS XAVIER SIGNALON'S PAINTING "THE YOUNG COURTESAN" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THAT ANCIENT FRENCH PROVERB--"HARES ARE CAUGHT WITH HOUNDS--FOOLS WITH FLATTERY--WOMEN WITH MONEY"---THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN(LIMBIC SYSTEM) CONTROLS ALL THE EMOTIONS RELATED TO SEXUAL BEHAVIOR AND ACCORDING TO JOSEPH LE DOUX("THE EMOTIONAL BRAIN"1998) THESE EMOTIONS OPERATE IN SOME PSYCHIC AND NEURAL SPACE THAT IS NOT READILY ACCESSED FROM CONSCIOUSNESS(NOTORIOUSLY DIFFICULT TO VERBALIZE)---THE COMMON ANCESTORS OF ALL REPTILES AND MAMMALS HAD A WELL DEVELOPED LIMBIC SYSTEM----THE LIMBIC SYSTEM IS HARD WIRED AND THUS SOME OF THE WIRING IS 300 MILLION YEARS OLD----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT FEMALES HAVE BEEN CAUGHT WITH MONEY FOR THE ENTIRE 300 MILLION YEAR PERIOD---GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH "IN COLD BLOOD---SIDE BLOTCHED LIZARD"----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NEVER TRUST A FEMALE; NOT EVEN A DEAD ONE.----IN MY NEVER ENDING EFFORT TO CAPTURE SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE I AM NOW PILING THOUSANDS OF HOT ROCKS OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST INGRE'S PAINTING OF "COUNTESS D'HAUSSONVILLE" AND THINKING OF SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE. A MAN ADMIRES A WOMAN NOT FOR WHAT SHE SAYS,BUT FOR WHAT SHE LISTENS TO. AFTER A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN'S SILENCE THAT WHICH COMES NEAREST TO EXPRESING THE INEXPRESSIBLE IS MUSIC. A BEAUTY IS A WOMAN YOU NOTICE; A CHARMER IS ONE WHO NOTICES YOU. A WOMAN WHOSE SMILE IS OPEN AND WHOSE EXPRESSION IS GLAD HAS A KIND OF BEAUTY NO MATTER WHAT SHE WEARS. BEAUTY IN DISTRESS IS MUCH THE MOST AFFECTING BEAUTY. THESE QUALITIES ARE WHAT GOETHE HAD IN MIND WHEN HE SAID "THE ETERNAL FEMININE DRAWS US UP."-----HAVE MANY ELECTRIFYING ORGASIMS THIS WEEKEND.

RAVISHING/SALACIOUS/FOXY KRISTIE----I AM LOOKING AT GUSTAVE COURBET'S PAINTING "THE WOMAN IN THE WAVES" AND THINKING THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T FALLEN IN LOVE AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, FRENCH LITERATURE HAS FAILED TO RUB OFF ON YOU. CITIES HAVE SEXES: LONDON IS A MAN, PARIS IS A WOMAN AND NEW YORK IS A TRANSEXUAL STOCK BROKER. AS THOMAS JEFFERSON ONCE SAID "A WALK ABOUT PARIS WILL PROVIDE LESSONS IN HISTORY, BEAUTY AND THE POINT OF LIFE." A RECENT POLL OF 15,000 WOMEN IN 20 COUNTRIES FOUND THAT MEN IN THE LATIN COUNTRIES WERE THE BEST LOVERS---AMERICAN,GERMAN AND ENGLISH MEN WERE THE WORST.----THE FRENCH HAVE TAKEN THE ART OF LOVE MAKING SERIOUSLY FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS. THE PRACTICE OF COURTLY LOVE DEVELOPED IN THE CASTLE LIFE OF FOUR REGIONS:AQUITINE,PROVENCE,CHAMPAGNE AND DUCAL BURGUNDY,FROM AROUND THE TIME OF THE FIRST CRUSADE(1099). THE LEADER OF THE MOVEMENT WAS A WOMAN--ELEANOR OF ACQUITAINE.---DURING THE 17TH CENTURY ANOTHER FRENCH WOMAN--NINON DE L'ENCLOS(1620-1705)--PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN LIFTING THE ART OF LOVE EVEN HIGHER.---AUTHOR,COUTESAN,PATRON OF THE ARTS--NINON'S DRAWING ROOM BECAME A CENTRE FOR THE DISCUSSION OF ALL MATTERS LITERARY AND PLAYED A ROLE IN THE CAREERS OF MOLIERE AND VOLTAIRE.----IN THE 19TH CENTURY HONORE DE BALZAC PLAYED A MAJOR ROLE IN THE FOUNDING OF THE REALISTIC MOVEMENT IN LITERATURE AND EXPLORED THE PSYCOLOGY OF SEX IN GREAT DETAIL IN HIS MAGNUS OPUS "THE HUMAN COMEDY".----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: AS OSCAR WILDE PUT IT "AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN HISTORY TO GO FROM BARBARISM TO DECADENCE WITHOUT CIVILIZATION IN BETWEEN". THE PSYCOLOGY OF SEX IS A VERY DEEP SUBJECT AND NOT WELL EXPLORED BY FOCUS GROUP INTERVIEWS. MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT.---READ LOTS OF FRENCH LITERATURE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS---AS WE APPROACH 2013, NEVER FORGET THAT WOMEN LOVE TO ANNOY THE MEN IN THEIR LIVES; BUT NOT BY GETTING FAT. ON 9/18/12 MICHELLE OBAMA APPEARED ON THE DR OZ SHOW AND REITERATED HER ASSERTION THAT OBESITY IS A NATIONAL SECURITY RISK. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACQUAINT YOURSELF WITH ONE OF THE BEST WEIGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAMS ON THE MARKET TODAY GOOGLE UP ---DR. DAVID HEBER(UCLA CENTER HUMAN NUTRITION) --HERBALIFE CELLULAR NUTRITION.---UNFORTUNATELY THE WALL STREET SLIMEHEADS ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THIS COMPANY AND THE HUFFINTON POST IS BEING SUCKED INTO THE SCAM.---AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM POINTED OUT YEARS AGO " THE MEMORY OF THE FINANCIAL COMMUNITY IS PROVERBABLY AND DISTRESSINGLY SHORT."---APPARENTLY JANET TAVEKOLI HAS FORGOTTEN THAT ON 11/9/6 ---BILL ACKMAN ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS STILL BUYING BORDERS BOOK STORES STOCK AND PREDICTED THE STOCK WOULD BE SELLING AT $36 PER SHARE IN 18 MONTHS---HE PROCEEDED TO BANKRUPT THE COMPANY.---IF THE HUFFINGTON POST WANTS TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS ISSUE, THE PROPER PERSON TO CONSULT IS ANDREW WEIL, NOT JANET TAVEKOLI(SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE MARKET FOR NUTRITION PRODUCTS)-----HERBALIFE OPERATES IN 87 COUTRIES AND HAS MERELY 2.7 MILLION INDEPENDENT DISTRIBUTORS(MOST OF WHOM WERE OVERWEIGHT AND REGULARILY USE THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS)----IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE THERE ARE 156 MILLION OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE AND 88 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE.----THE COMPANY HAS ONLY ONE PATENT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PATENT CHEMICALS FOUND IN NATURE(READ DR. DUKE'S "THE GREEN PHARMACY").----IF THE HUFFINGTON POST WOULD LIKE TO SAMPLE ONE HERBALIFE PRODUCT, READ ANDREW WEIL ON HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND THEN COMPARE HERBALIFE'S H3O TO GATERADE(THE MARKET FOR SPORTS DRINKS IS EQUAL TO HERBALIFE'S TOTAL SALES)----INSTEAD OF READING A 334 PAGE DOCUMENT WRITTEN BY A CRIMINAL DEGENERATE, JANET TRAVALOLI SHOULD READ A GOOD BIOGRAPHY OF JOE KENNEDY AND THEN STUDY THE UPTICK RULE---THE DROPPING OF WHICH HAS ENABLED IGNORANT PARASITES LIKE ACKMAN TO PREY ON PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES(CAPITAL IS DEAD LABOR WHICH, VAMPIRE LIKE, PREYS ON LIVING LABOR).----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I HOPE YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS.

SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WHO TAUGHT A GORILLA HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN---I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "VENUS ANADYOMENE" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS FACE AND PERFECT BODY----IT IS TRUE THAT WE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE TO LIVE,BUT IF WE CAN READ WE CAN LIVE AS MANY LIVES AND AS MANY KINDS OF LIVES AS WE WISH.----YESTERDAY I STARTED TO READ SHEILA HALE'S EXCELLENT NEW BIOGRAPHY OF "TITIAN"----THIS BOOK WILL TAKE ME BACK TO 16TH CENTURY VENICE AND PUT ME INTO THE THICK OF THE ARTISTIC AND INTELLECTUAL LIFE OF THAT FASCINATING CITY AT ITS PEAK.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WALL STREET IS A ROAD WITH A RIVER AT ONE END, A GRAVE YARD AT THE OTHER AND A KIDERGARTEN IN THE MIDDLE----IT IS A SEWER WITH SEVICE FROM THE WALDORF ASTORIA.----BILL ACKMAN AND DAVID EINHORN ARE LIVING PROOF OF THAT OLD PROVERB "THE SONS OF A GREEDY MAN WILL BE THIEVES."---THESE TWO SILVER SPOONS HAVE BEEN WAGING A SUCCESSFUL WAR AGAINST HERBALIFE'S STOCK SINCE MAY OF 2012 AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WILL KEEP AT IT UP FOR QUITE A WHILE. TO REAQUAINT MYSELF WITH THIS COMPANY'S WEIGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAM YESTERDAY I GOOGLED UP "JIM POORE 402LB WEIGHT LOSS RECORD WITH HERBALIFE" AND FOUND THAT ACKMAN HAS SEEN TO IT THAT AT THE TOP OF EVERY HERBALIFE REQUEST IS "HERBALIFE-PYRAMID SCHEME?"--WITH THE TYPICAL WALL STREET DISCLAIMER.----FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE THE HEDGE FUNDS WILL TORTURE ANYBODY SILLY ENOUGH TO BUY THIS STOCK AND I AM SURE THEY WILL BE ABLE TO DRIVE ITS PRICE MUCH LOWER. IT IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO COMBAT A DAILY ASSAULT LIKE THIS AND OVER TIME INVESTORS WILL FLEE THE STOCK. I TOOK TWO COMPANIES PUBLIC IN THE 1980'S WHICH WERE BOTH BANKRUPTED BY THIS KIND OF NONESENSE(URCARCO--SILK GREENHOUSE)---YOU MIGHT WANT TO BUY SOME HERBALIFE FORMULA I BEFORE THE COMPANY IS DESTROYED------AMAZON SELLS IT AND OF THE 94 REVIEWS 49 WERE 5 STAR AND 13 WERE 4 STAR----THE DEMISE OF THIS COMPANY WILL BE BAD NEWS FOR MICHELLE OBAMA'S WAR ON OBESITY. THANKS TO BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF FAST FOOD AND JUNK FOOD ADVERTIZING THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS HAS A HEAD FULL OF RUBBISH. THE HERBALIFE PROGRAM INVOLVES SALES REPS TALKING WITH THEIR CUSTOMERS ON A WEEKLY BASIS. THIS COMPANY WILL BE MISSED BUT ACKMAN AND EINHORN NEED THE MONEY SO WHAT CAN WE DO.----HERES WISHING YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

GORGEOUS/LIBIDINOUS/FOXY KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF BALZAC WITH THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT GEORGE SMITH'S PAINTING "COUNTRY COURTSHIP" AND THINKING OF TAMMARA WEBBER'S SAGE ADVICE TO WOMEN--"HE'S ALREADY CHASING YOU. NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP RUNNING. JUST NOT TO FAST."----TO AQUAINT YOURSELF WITH AN INTERESTING EXAMPLE OF THE LAW OF LOVE FOUND IN THE NATURAL WORLD GOOGLE UP DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S YOUTUBE "THE SHINGLEBACK". ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I FIND THE ACKMAN/HERBALIFE FIASCO FASCINATING AND PLAN TO FOLLOW IT DAILY. AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW, THE BRAINIEST MAN ON WALL STREET IS WARREN BUFFETT("TAP DANCING TO WORK"--WARREN BUFFETT ON PRACTICALLY EVERTHING"--CAROL LOOMIS)----ON 7/13/12 WARREN MADE THE FOLLOWING PRONOUNCEMENT "HEALTHCARE IS THE TAPEWORM OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY."---ON 11/13/12 DURING A CNBC SEGMENT ENTITLED COKE VS. PEPSI WITH WARREN BUFFETT, WALL STREET'S BRAINIEST MAN INTRODUCED THE "BUFFETT DIET".---- I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO COMPARE THE "BUFFETT DIET" WITH HERBALIFE'S SHAPEWORKS DIET. TO DO THIS PROPERLY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF NUTRIENT DENSITY==THE RATIO OF NUTRIENTS TO CALORIES. A GOOD DIET GIVES YOU THE MOST NUTRIENTS PACKED INTO THE LEAST CALORIES. THE BUFFETT DIET(A 12OZ COKE WITH A 2OZ BAG OF CHEETOS) CONTAINS LESS THAN 10% OF YOUR DAILY NEEDS FOR ONLY 5 NUTRIENTS AND CONTAINS 500 CALORIES. THE HERBALIFE DIET( FORMULA 1, 7OZ SOY MILK, CUP FROZEN FRUIT, HERBALIFE MULTI VITAMIN AND HERBAL TEA) PROVIDES OVER 100% OF YOUR DAILY NEEDS FOR 25 NUTRIENTS AND CONTAINS 225 CALORIES.----IN HER 12/23/12 HUFF POST BLOG, JANET TAVAKOLI SUGGESTED THAT THE DEMAND FOR HERBALIFE PRODUCTS WAS NEVER THERE AND THAT THAY ARE RUNNING OUT OF SUCKERS.----ON 2/21/12 THE HUFFINGTON POST PRINTED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "OBESITY RATES RISING" WHICH POINTED OUT THAT SINCE 1980 OBESITY RATES IN 19 0F 34 OECD COUNTRIES HAD DOUBLED OR TRIPLED AND THAT THERE ARE NOW 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND 1.4 BILLION OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE. WITH ONLY 2.3 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS, HERBALIFE IS LIGHT YEARS FROM RUNNING OUT OF SUCKERS.(THE BUFFETT DIET WILL CREATE MANY MORE SUCKERS)----ON 10/13/12 THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL GRANTED UCLA $20 MILLION TO FIGHT OBESITY. DAVID HEBER MD(CHAIRMAN HERBALIFE'S NUTRITION INSTITUTE) IS DIRECTOR OF UCLA'S CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION ---HIS PRIMARY RESEARCH AREA IS OBESITY.---THANKS TO BILL ACKMAN, HERBALIFE'S STOCK IS NOW SELLING AT LESS THAN HALF A MARKET MULTIPLE AND HAS A YIELD OF 4.6%. GORGEOUS APHRODITE: SUPPOSE YOU WERE AN IDIOT AND SUPPOSE YOU WERE A WALL STREET OPERATOR, BUT I REPEAT MYSELF.

SCINTILLATING/LASCIVIOUS/SUMPTUOUS KRISTIE------THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE BREATHTAKING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU\'S PAINTING \"THE BATHER\" AND THINKING OF YOUR PARADISICAL BODY AND UTOPIAN BREASTS. I AM ALSO PRAYING THAT YOU NEVER DECIDE TO TRY THT \"BUFFETT DIET\". LAST MONTH WARREN BUFFETT READ DAVID HEBER\'S SHORT NUTRITIONAL CLASSIC \"WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DIET\" AND ADDED A NEW ITEM TO HIS DIET---A 3.5OZ BOX OF LIFE SAVER \"GUMMIES\"(260 EMPTY CALORIES)---HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ALL THE ITEMS IN HIS DIET ARE NATIONALLY ADVERTIZED BRANDS. LIKE MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS, WARREN REFUSES TO EAT ANYTHING THAT HASN\'T DANCED ON TELEVISION( HE STOPPED EATING SPINACH WHEN POPEYE CARTOONS WERE NO LONGER PREVALENT ON TELEVISION).----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE \"BUFFETT DIET\"(EMPTY CALORIES) IS A THE MAJOR CAUSE OF THE PLANET\'S OBESITY EPIDEMIC AND THEREFORE A MAJOR CAUSE OF AMERICA\'S SKYROCKETING HEALTHCARE COSTS. THERE ARE 91 ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS WHICH OUR BODIES NEED TO FUNCTION PROPERLY. WHEN ANY OF THESE ARE MISSING, THE BODY SIGNALS THE BRAIN CREATING HUNGER. TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE DANGERS OF THE \"BUFFETT DIET\" GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE \"CONTROL HUNGER--ANDAMP\". AFTER WATCHING WARREN BUFFETT OUTLINE HIS DIET ON CNBC, MICHELLE OBAMA MUST HAVE ASKED HERSELF--\"IS OUR BILLIOAIRES LEARNING\".---HERES WISHING YOU AND YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

VOLUPTUOUS/FASCINATING/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE---THE 21 YEAR OLD CHERUB WITH THE FROLICSOME/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT FERNANDO BOTERO'S PAINTING "ROSITA" AND THINKING THAT IF WARREN BUFFETT CAN'T SERVE AS A GOOD EXAMPLE AT LEAST HE CAN BECOME A HORRIBLE WARNING. "ROSITA" IS WHAT SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE WOULD RESEMBLE IF SHE SPENT TWO YEARS ON THE "BUFFETT DIET". ALMOST 70 YEARS AGO DEAN ACHESON(USA SECRETARY OF STATE 1949-53) MADE A VERY INTERESTING OBSERVATION--"TIME SPENT IN THE ADVERTIZING BUSINESS SEEMS TO CREATE A PERMANENT DEFORMITY,LIKE THE CHINESE PRACTICE OF FOOT-BINDING."---TODAY THE AVERAGE AMERICAN ADULT IS EXPOSED TO 600 ADVERTIZING MESSAGES A DAY---UP FROM 300 A DAY IN 1970. ON MAY 3,2011 WARREN BUFFETT GRANTED CNBC A 3 HOUR INTERVIEW. AT ONE POINT IN THE INTERVIEW BECKY QUICK ASKED WARREN FOR HIS OPINION ON KELLOGGS FROSTED FLAKES AND HE RESPONDED "THEY'RE GR-R-EAT!".-----THE COVER STORY OF THE 11/19/12 ISSUE OF "FORBES" IS--"THE $1 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY--SALMN KAHN AND EDUCATION". ---LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO ANOTHER $1 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY. THERE ARE 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND EACH OF THEM CONSUMES AT LEAST TWO "BUFFETT MEALS" A DAY(500 EMPTY CALORIES A MEAL). THAT ADDS UP TO 365 BILLION "BUFFETT MEALS" A YEAR. REPLACING EACH "BUFFETT MEAL" WITH A $4 HEALTHY MEAL EQUALS A $1.46 TRILLION OPPORTUNITY.---AT HIS DEC 20 PRESENTATION ACKMAN ASKED THE AUDIENCE IF ANYONE HAD TRIED HERBALIFE AND ONLY ONE HAND OUT OF A HUNDRED WENT UP. TAKE A LOOK AT 9 TIME #1 INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR ALL AMERICAN PORTFOLIO STRATEGIST LEON COOPERMAN AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY. LEON EATS THE TYPICAL WALL STREET DIET AND RESEMBLES A BOWLING BALL IN SEARCH OF AN ALLEY(THE FBI SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON THIS GUY--THE GREATER A PERSON'S SENCE OF GUILT THE GREATER HIS NEED TO CAST BLAME ON OTHERS).----THANKS TO MICHELLE OBAMA THE OBESITY CRISIS IS FINALLY GETTING THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES---NBC NEWS 5/7/12 "NO END TO U.S. OBESITY EPIDEMIC FORECAST".-----I RECENTLY SWITCHED FROM "VIAGRA" TO CHINESE CROCODILE PENIS PILLS AND AM GUNNING FOR YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

EXQUISITE/LIBIDINOUS/FOXY KRISTE----THE ADORABLE ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHAESSIAU'S PAINTING "BATHER SLEEPING NEAR A SPRING" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY AND PERFECT BREASTS AND PRAYING THAT YOU AVOID THE BUFFETT(WALL STREET) DIET.--- ACCORDING TO THE MOTLEY FOOL, BETWEEN NOV. 30 AND DEC. 14 THE SHORT SELLERS(ACKMAN AND EINHORN) PLACED A HUGE BET AGAINST HERBALIFE'S STOCK(25% OF FLOAT). ACKMAN IS AN IDIOT AND THE PREMISE OF HIS BET IS ABSURD. EVERYONE OF HERBALIFE'S DISTRIBUTORS IS A REGULAR CONSUMER OF THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS AND APPROXIMATELY 60% OF THEM ARE DISTRIBUTORS SIMPLY TO SAVE MONEY ON THE PRODUCTS. WHAT WALL STREET WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EVALUATE IS THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM(READ 10/8/12 "NEW YORKER" ARTICLE ON SUPER RICH AND STUDY 8 COURSE MEAL AT BELLAGEO). IN MY OPINION THE HERBALIFE DIET IS BY FAR THE BEST ON THE MARKET---MOST NUTRITIOUS AND EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND AND ADHERE TO. TO UNDERSTAND NUTRITION YOU ONLY HAVE TO READ FOUR BOOKS (1)"THE GREEN PHARMACY" (2) "SUPER FOODS" (3) "BIO-MIMICRY" AND(4) "MEDICINE QUEST". NUTRITION IS A HOT NEW SCIENCE AND THE UCLA SCHOOL OF LIFE SCIENCES IS ON ITS CUTTING EDGE. A HEALTHY DIET INCLUDES 100% OF DAILY REQUIREMENTS OF 91 ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS PLUS MANY PHYTONUTRIENTS(MEDICINAL CHEMICALS FOUND IN PLANTS). THE HERBALIFE MEAL PACKS ALL OF THIS STUFF INTO A 225 CALORIE PACKAGE. THERE ARE AT LEAST 250,000 EDIBLE PLANTS KNOWN TO SCIENCE AND THE LIST GROWS DAILY. IT WILL TAKE SCIENTISTS HUNDREDS OF YEARS TO UNDERSTAND ALL THE MEDICINAL CHEMICALS FOUND IN NATURE. AS NEW ONES ARE FOUND THEY WILL BE ADDED TO HERBALIFE'S FORMULA 1.----ONE OF THE FIRST PHYTONUTRIENTS ISOLATED WAS BROMELAIN WHICH IS FOUND IN PINAPPLE. BROMELAIN WAS FIRST INTRODUCED AS A THERAPUTIC SUPPLEMENT IN 1957 AND YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN THE MAY 2008 ISSUE OF "LIFE EXTENSION"--"POWERFUL RELIEF FROM INFLAMMATION". THIS ARTICLE WILL ALSO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY THE DRUG COMPANIES LOVE OBESITY AND HATE HERBAL MEDICINE.------ TODAY'S HUFF POST HAS AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "CONSERVATIVES FREAK OUT". HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF "WHAT IS IT THE CONSERVATIVES ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE?" LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT ANSWERED THAT QUESTION. RUSH LIMBAUGH AND WARREN BUFFETT WERE HOLED UP IN A CABIN ON SPRUCE KNOB(WEST VA.) EMPLOYING ASSAULT RIFLES TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM MICHELLE OBAMA'S "FOOD POLICE" -----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT YOSSI LOLOI'S PHOTOS OF OBESES WOMEN IN THE NUDE AND THINKING OF THE "BUFFETT DIET" AND WARREN'S BONEHEADED FRIENDS ON WALL STREET. AS WE WATCH THE HEDGE FUND GIANTS WAGING WAR OVER HERBALIFE'S STOCK(1/3/13--"HERBALIFE GETS A FAN,SQUEEZING SHORTS")---IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THESE MORONS ARE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS TO THE PROFANE UNIVERSE OR AS BENJAMIN GRAHM USED TO SAY "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING".---I HAVE NOT READ ONE WORD ABOUT THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S WEGHT MANAGEMENT PROGRAM OR THE GLOBAL OBESITY EPIDEMIC. HERBALIFE IS A COMPANY THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT BUSINESS SINCE 1980 AND THE CHAIRMAN OF ITS NUTRITION INSTITUTE(DAVID HEBER) IS A WORLD RENOWNED EXPERT ON OBESITY, DIRECTOR OF UCLA'S CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION AND INCLUDED IN "THE BEST DOCTORS IN AMERICA" .----- AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, WARREN BUFFETT IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON WALL STREET AND ACCORDING TO JACK WELCH HE IS THE SMARTEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED(SMARTER THAN LEONARDO DA VINCI).BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: 421 YEARS BEFORE WARREN WAS BORN(1509) LEONARDO VISITED SAN PELLEGRINO TERME IN LOMBARDY ITALY TO SAMPLE AND EXAMINE THE TOWN'S "MIRACULOUS" WATER AND LATER WROTE A TREATISE ON IT. NOW THAT SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THE IMPORTANCE OF MINERALS IN THE DIET YOU MIGHT WANT TO COMPARE THE MINERAL CONTENT OF (1)S.PELLEGRINO SPARKLING WATER AND (2) COCA COLA.----TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE PRIMITIVE MENTAL PROCESSES OF WALL STREET OPERATORS READ ASK DR.WEIL(7/30/12) "DOES HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP HARM THE BRAIN?"----ACCORDING TO A STUDY FROM UCLA: THE ANSWER IS YES. BOTH RATS AND STOCK BROKERS HAD TROUBLE FIGURING OUT A COMPLICATED MAZE AFTER DRINKING SOLUTION OF HFCS VERSUS WATER. ---- 600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE---I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHER\'S PAINTING \"JUPITER,ANTIOPE,AND EROS\" AND THINKING OF YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----OFTEN A NOBLE FACE HIDES FILTHY WAYS OR AS SIGMUND FREUD PUT IT \"HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT DOES NOT LIVE ACCORDING TO HIS BELIEF\". FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS WARREN BUFFET(\"UNCLE CORNPONE\") HAS BEEN LECTURING US ALL ON AMERICA\'S REDICULOUS HEALTH CARE COSTS AND DEMANDING THAT SOMETHING BE DONE TO BRING THEM DOWN. THE DEFINITION OF A HYPOCRITE IS ONE WHO PROFESSES WHAT HE DOES NOT POSSESS.----TO AQUAINT YOURSELF WITH \"UNCLE CORNPONE\'S\" ROLE IN CREATING THE OBESITY CRISIS, GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE \"YOU MAY HAVE DQEMISTRY\". THIS IS A 30 SECOND SPOT FOR DAIRY QUEEN\'S \"SWEET APPLE BBQ GRILL BURGER\". THIS PIECE OF SHIT CONTAINS 620 CALORIES, 1300MG SALT, 33G FAT, 12G SATURATED FAT AND 18G SUGAR. ALONG WITH A 12OZ COKE (\"GOOGLE UP \"HARD TIMES\" COKE\"AD) AND YOU HAVE CONSUMED 50% OF THE ALLOWABLE DAILY CALORIES FOR A 5\'4\" WOMAN ON A DIET. THIS \"BUFFETT MEAL\" CONTAINS A TINY PERCENTAGE ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS AND GOES A LONG WAY TO EXPLAINING THE HEALTH CARE COSTS THAT \"UNCLE CORNPONE\" IS SO UPSET ABOUT. MCWORLD(\"UNCLE CORNPONE\" AND FRIENDS) SPENDS OVER $12 BILLION ADVERTIZING CRAP LIKE THIS ON TELEVISION. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF AN IDIOT WERE TO TELL YOU THE SAME LIE EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR YOU WOULD END BY BELIEVING IT.----WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE READ DR DUKE\'S \"GREEN PHARMACY\" AND THEN CHECK PHYTONUTRIENTS IN HERBALIFE\'S FORMULA 1(GINGER,LICORICE,PARSLEY,HONEY ETC.). AFTER THAT, GOOGLE UP YOUTUBE MADELINE ALBRIGHT AND HERBALIFE. MADELINE WAS USA SECRETARY OF STATE 1993-97 AND SHE WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT BILL ACKMAN(LIKE MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS) IS A MENTALLY RETARDED SWINE AND THAT HEBALIFE\'S STOCK SHOULD BE SELLING AT A SIGNIFICANT PREMIUM TO A MARKET MULTIPLE(IT CURRENTLY SELLS AT A 40% DISCOUNT). THE OBESITY MARKET IS WELL OVER A $1 TRILLION BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY AND I AM AFRAID THAT \"UNCLE CORNPONE\" WILL BE UNABLE TO PARTICIPATE IN IT.-----HAVE MANY/MANY ORGASMS THIS WEEKEND

VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "APOLLO AND DAPHNE" AND THINKING THAT THE PURSUIT OF BEAUTY IS A SPHERE OF ACTIVITY IN WHICH WE ARE PERMITED TO REMAIN CHILDREN ALL OUR LIVES.----TO SUCCEED ON WALL STREET YOU NEED TWO THINGS: IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE. THE ONGOING DEBATE ON HERBALIFE'S STOCK IS A REMINDER THAT MOST WALL STREET OPERATORS ARE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE PROFANE UNIVERSE. ON FEB 9 2010 THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD(MICHELLE OBAMA) DECLARED A WAR ON OBESITY. THE FOLLOWING HISTORY OF OBESITY IN AMERICA MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SHE PICKED A GOOD CAUSE(1) 1962--13% OF ADULT AMERICANS OBESES(2)1997---19%(3)2007--27% (4)2011--36%. HERBALIFE HAS BEEN IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT BUSINESS SINCE 1980 AND THERE ARE NOW 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. THE QUESTIONS THE BONEHEADS ON WALL STREET SHOULD BE ADDRESSING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE'S PROGAM AND PRODUCTS VERSUS THE ALTERNATIVES. MADELINE ALBRIGHT IS OBVIOUSLY A WOMAN WITH A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND SHE THINKS THE PRODUCTS WORK. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL INTERVIEWED THE COMPANY'S SALES CULTURE AND THE RESPONSE WAS "SOMEBODY WHO HAS BASHED IT HASN'T TRIED IT--WE BECAME BELIEVERS THANKS TO THE PRODUCTS".---FORBES MAGAZINE IS DIVERTING ATTENTION TO MICHAEL JOHNSON'S COMPENSATION REVOVLING AROUND EXERCISING OPTIONS GRANTED BETWEEN 2003 AND 2005 WHEN STOCK TRADED AT $10. NOBODY HAS ACCUSED JOHNSON OF MANIPULATING THE STOCK(BUYBACKS,SENSATIONAL DEALS ETC) AND CONSEQUENTLY THIS IS A NON-ISSUE. THE QUESTION REMAINS WHO DO YOU BELIEVE BILL ACKMAN AND JIM CRAMER OR MADELINE ALBRIGHT AND THE UCLA CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION(A DIVISION OF UCLA'S LIFE SCIENCES DEPARTMENT).---THE OBESITY PROBLEM CAN ONLY GET WORSE. ADVERTISING IS THE ART OF MAKING WHOLE LIES OUT OF HALF TRUTHS. CHECK OUT THE SUBWAY AD FEATURING MICHAEL PHELPS(MOST DECORATED OLYMPIAN IN HISTORY). IN THE AD HIS MOM HANDS HIM A FOOT LONG SUB COTAINING 800 PLUS CALORIES. HE EATS THIS SUB EVERY DAY BUT HE ALSO CONSUMES AND BURNS 12,000 CALORIES A DAY. THIS ,NOT TERRIBLY NUTRITIOUS SANDWICH, WOULD ACCOUNT FOR 40-60% OF THE ALLOWABLE CALORIES FOR A NORMAL PERSON ON A DIET.-----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

RAVISHING/PRURIENT/GUILFUL KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER SEEN ON THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT JACQUES LOUIS DAVID'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP OF PARIS & HELEN" AND THINKING OF THE DOWNFALL OF "RECALCITRANT GEORGE".---I HOPE THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM THE GREAT 17TH CENTURY DRAMATIST PIERRE CORNEILLE WILL BE HELPFUL "DESIRE INCREASES WHEN FULFILMENT IS POSTPONED. WHEN LOVE IS SATISFIED ALL ITS CHARM IS GONE."-----THE HERBALIFE/ACKMAN EPISODE CONTINUES TO AMUSE ME AND ACT AS A REMINDER THAT IF THEY EVER OPENED AN ASYLUM FOR THE SANE ON WALL STREET IT WOULD BE EMPTY. ACKMAN HAS ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF OPERATING A PYRAMID SCHEME WHICH IS DEFINED AS A NON-SUSTAINABLE BUSINESS MODEL WHICH SELDOM INVOVLES THE SALES OF REAL PRODUCTS OR SERVICES AND IS WELL EQUIPPED WITH FAKE REFERRALS,TESTIMONIALS AND INFORMATION. HERBALIFE IS A 30 YEAR OLD COMPANY WITH A PRODUCT LINE OF OVER 100 PRODUCTS IN THE WEIGHT MANAGEMENT--NUTRITION--SPORTS MARKETS AND IS ENDORSED BY MADELINE ALBRIGHT, THE UCLA CENTER FOR HUMAN NUTRITION AND MANY FAMOUS PROFESSIONAL ATHELETES. THE COMPANY HAS LESS THAN 3 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS IN 87 COUNTIES AND ITS TARGET MARKET INCLUDES THE 1.4 BILLION OVERWEIGHT AND 500 MILLION OBESE PEOPLE IN THOSE MARKETS. IT ALSO INCLUDES MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT BUT ARE EATING LOTS OF JUNK FOOD. ACCORDING TO ANDREW WEIL "ALMOST ALL THE STUFF SOLD IN THE CENTER OF SUPERMARKETS,CONVENIENCE STORES AND FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS SHOULD BE AVOIDED." ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY BY HARVARD, UNHEALTHY FOOD IS NOW KILLING FAR MORE PEOPLE THAN SMOKING AND ACCORDING TO CDC, DEATHS FROM PRESCRIPTION DRUG OVERDOSES ARE NOW KILLING MORE PEOPLE THAN MOTOR VEHICLE ACCIDENTS.-----HERBALIFE AND THE OTHER COMPANIES IN WHAT HAS BEEN REFERRED TO AS THE "WELLNESS INDUSTRY" ARE ATTACKING A MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR POTENTIAL MARKET(FOOD--FAST FOOD--SOFT DRINK--DRUG). IF THIS IS A PYRAMID SCHEME, THESE COMPANIES WILL NOT RUN OUT OF POTENTIAL "SUCKERS" FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 100 YEARS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE QUALITY OF HERBALIFE PRODUCTS I SUGGEST YOU SAMPLE ITS ENTRY INTO THE $3.9 BILLION SPORTS DRINK MARKET. COMPARE HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRATE WITH GATERADE(EVEN A HARVARD MBA--IF SOBER--COULD MAKE THIS COMPARISON). HERBALIFE'S PRODUCT HAS FAR FEWER CALORIES AND FAR MORE ELECTROLITES. ----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: NOTHING TELLS IN THE LONG RUN LIKE SOUND JUDGEMENT AND AS ANDREW CARNEGIE ONCE SAID "NO SOUND JUDGEMENT CAN REMAIN WITH THE MAN WHOSE MIND IS CONTINUALLY DISTURBED BY THE MERCURIAL CHANGES OF THE STOCK EXCHANGE". WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY JUVENILLE DELINQUENTS AND SHOULD BE POLICED ACCORDINGLY. 600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.

DAZZLING/ENIGMATIC/SENSUAL KRISTIE----THE BRAINS OF COLLETTE AND THE CLITORIS OF VENUS---I AM LOOKING AT EVELYN DE MORGAN'S PAINTING "CADMUS AND HARMONIA" AND THINKING ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----A WOMAN'S BEAUTY IS ONE OF HER GREAT MISSIONS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THE AVERAGE MAN CAN SEE MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN THINK----BEAUTY IS POWER; A SMILE IS ITS SWORD.----I AM NOW FOLLOWING THE DEBATE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S FATHER---ORANGUTAN OR FRED TRUMP.---BILL MAHER OFFERED TRUMP $5MILLION IF TRUMP CAN PROVE HE IS NOT THE SPAWN OF AN ORANGUTAN AND TRUMP'S LAWYER RESPONDED WITH A COPY OF TRUMP'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE WHICH LISTS FRED TRUMP AS FATHER. THIS ISSUE SHOULD GO TO COURT AND MAY BE DECIDED BY THE NEO-CONSERVATIVES. ROUGHLY 2,350 YEARS AGO ARISTOTLE EXPOUNDED THE FOLLOWING HYPOTHESIS "MOTHERS ARE FOUNDER THAN FATHERS OF THEIR CHILDREN BECAUSE THAY ARE MORE CERTAIN THEY ARE THEIR OWN." IF ARISTOTLE IS RIGHT THEN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE PROVES NOTHING . I AM CERTAIN THIS PARTICULAR ASPECT OF ARISTOTLE'S POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY CAN BE FOUND IN AT LEAST ONE OF LEO STRAUS'S MANY UNREADABLE BOOKS("THE CITY & MAN" ETC.). MAYER MAY WANT TO CONSULT WITH PAUL WOLFOWITZ WHO WAS A LARVEL PHD. AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO IN THE LATE 1960'S AND STUDIED UNDER STRAUSS. WE ALL NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ISSUE AND MAHER SHOULD HANG IN THERE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN LAST NIGHT AND SPENT THE NEXT 12 HOURS THINKING ABOUT YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS. IF YOU ARE A MIRACLE OF BEAUTY,YOU CAN'T HELP IT. THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE IMMENSELY APPLAUDED FOR IT.----PS. IF IT TURNS OUT THAT TRUMP IS THE SPAWN OF AN ORANGUTAN, YOU MIGHT VOLUNTEER TO TRY TO TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN( ONLY ALLOWING HIM TO DO HIS PRACTICING ON ANOTHER ORANGUTAN)

ANGELIC/WANTON/ABSTRUSE KRISTIE----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN AUGUST INGRES'S PAINTING "THE GRAND ODALISQUE" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT GESTURES IN LOVE ARE INCOMPARABLY MORE ATTRACTIVE,EFFECTIVE AND VALUABLE THAN WORDS. GESTURES APPEAL TO THE IMAGINATION AND THERE IS NOTHING IN LOVE BUT WHAT WE IMAGINE. A VERY SMALL DREGREE OF HOPE IS SUFFICIENT TO CAUSE THE BIRTH OF LOVE AND AS MAE WEST PUT IT "A MAN IN LOVE IS LIKE A CLIPPED COUPON."-----NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT ACKMAN CANNOT DRIVE HERBALIFE'S STOCK TO ZERO, BUYING THIS STOCK(HLF) AT $43 A SHARE IS LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL. TO PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT THE COMPANY IS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME, READ THE ARTICLE ON PYRAMID SCHEMES IN THE WIKEPEDIA AND THEN GOOGLE UP "C HOW.COM--HOW TO BECOME A INDEPENDANT HERBALIFE DISTRIBUTOR". YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU CAN BECOME A DISTRIBUTOR FOR $54.95-$87.95 AND YOU WILL DISCOVER YOU MUST AGREE TO CONSUME THE THE COMPANY'S PRODUCTS IF YOU WISH TO BE SUCCESSFUL. THERE ARE CURRENTLY LESS THAN 500,000 HERBALIFE DISTRIBUTORS IN THE U.S.A. AND WE CURRENTLY HAVE AN OBESE POPULATION OF OVER 80 MILLION. TODAY'S AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN RECORDED HISTORY WHERE THE FOOD IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE SEX. FOR THESE REASONS HERBALIFE SHOULD HAVE NO TRUOBLE RECRUITING DISTRIBUTORS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE 21ST CENTURY. THE COMPANY DOES MORE BUSINESS OVERSEAS THAN DOMESTICALLY BECAUSE THIER PRODUCTS DON'T DANCE ON TELEVISION.("NOBODY EVER WENT BROKE BECAUSE HE UNDERESTIMATED THE TASTE/INTELLIGENCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE"--HL MENCKEN). AS I TOLD YOU BEFORE, HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRADE IS A VASTLY SUPERIOR PRODUCT GATERADE; HOWEVER GATERADE SPENDS MILLIONS BRAINWASHING THE BOOBUS AMERICANUS. GOOGLE UP THE GATERADE SUPER BOWL AD "MANNING,WADE,JETER,SHARAPOVA.)---THE CLAIMS MADE IN THIS AD ARE SO PREPOSTEROUS THAT WHEN THE AD WAS SHOWN TO A ROOM FULL OF HARVARD MBA'S ALMOST 50% OF THE MBA'S HAD TO ADMIT THEY WERE NOT SURE GATERADE COULD DELIVER ON IT'S PROMISED RESULTS. ----SOMETING AS SILLY AS BILL ACKMAN'S ASSAULT ON HERBALFE GOES ON EVERY MONTH ON WALL STREET AND IS ENCOURAGED BY THE MORONS IN THE BUSINESS PRESS. NOW THAT WE HAVE A CAT FIGHT BETWEEN HEDGE FUNDS, CNBC AND THE OTHERS WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEIR VIEWERS TO UNDERSTAND THE ISSUES. THE MEDIA HAS A BIAS AND IT IS A BIAS AGAINST UNDERSTANDING. IF THE FTC RULES THAT HERBALIFE IS A PYRAMID SCHEME THEN ALL THE OTHER MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING COMPANIES ARE IN THE SAME BOAT(THERE ARE 60 LARGE ONES AVON,AMWAY ETC.)----THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AND HERBALIFE'S STOCK SHOULD EASILY GO BACK TO $73 WHEN THIS NONESENSE ENDS. HOW SOMEONE AS STUPID AND INCOMPETANT AS BILL ACKMAN GOT HIS HANDS ON $11 BILLION IS ONE OF THE MYSTERIES OF CAPITALISM(ACCORDING TO LUDWIG VON MISES THE INVISIBLE HAND NEVER MAKES MISTAKES OF THIS MAGNITUDE). HE IS LIKE DENNIS THE MENICE WITH AN ATOM BOMB.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WHEN I GET MY FIRST $1 BILLION YOUR LIFE WILL BECOME A LONG EXTRAVAGANZA, LIKE LIVING IN A FABERGE EGG.

SUBLIME/FOXY/LIBIDINOUS KRISTIE---THE 21 YEAR OLD PRODIGY WHO TAUGHT AN ORANGUTAN HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN(FOR A SHORT HISTORY OF THE ORGASIM GAP READ \"ZME SCIENCE\" 7/7/11---FIRST MONKEY PROSTITUTE). I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN\'S PAINTING \"MARY MAGDALEN REPENTANT\" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT WOMEN TURN TO GOD WHEN THE DEVIL WANTS NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH THEM. NEVER FORGET THAT A MAN,EVEN IF OLD AND GRAY, CAN ALWAYS FIND A WIFE, BUT A WOMAN\'S TIME IS SHORT.----ONCE THE PRESS TOUCHES A STORY, THE FACTS ARE LOST FOREVER--EVEN TO THE PROTAGONISTS. DON\'T BOTHER TO READ ANYTHING WRITTEN ABOUT THE HERBALIFE SAGA AND BUY THE COMPANY\'S STOCK SELLING AT 11 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A YIELD OF ALMOST 4%. ACKMAN IS AN IDIOT AND HIS ONLY CHANCE OF WRECKING THIS COMPANY WAS LOST WHEN OTHER HEDGE FUNDS STARTED BUYING THE STOCK IN THE $20,s. THE FTC RULED ON THIS VERY ISSUE IN 1979 IN FAVOR OF AMWAY AND THERE IS NO REASON TO BELIEVE HERBALIFE RUNS ITS BUSINESS IN A LESS ETHICAL WAY THAN AMWAY. ACKMAN\'S ATTACK ON HERBALIFE REPRESENTS A THREAT TO THE ENTIRE DIRECT SELLING INDUSTRY(200 COMPANIES AND MILLIONS OF DISTRIBUTORS) AND IF YOU THINK THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOC. HAS CLOUT---WATCH THIS ONE. THESE COMPANIES TALK TO EACH OF THEIR DISTRIBUTORS TWICE A WEEK AND WILL CHEW ACKMAN A NEW ASSHOLE(WSJ I/15/13 \"THIS UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM ABOUT A PYRAMID SCHEME IS WRONG\"--JOSEPH MARIANO,PRESIDENT OF DIRECT SELLING ASSOC.). ACKMAN GOT AWAY WITH WRECKING BORDERS BOOKS BECAUSE AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS(THE COMPANY\'S LOGICAL SUPORTERS) ARE LIVING IN THE \"NO CAJONES ZONE\". I FOUND BORDERS BOOKS IN THE EARLY 1990\'S THANKS TO A GEORGE WILL \"NEWSWEEK\" COLUMN. THE FOLLOWING CONFRONTATION BETWEEN WILL AND ACKMAN IN 2008 ILLUSTATES WHY BORDERS WENT OUT WITHOUT A WHIMPER FROM THE \"NO CAJONES ZONE\". WILL--- \"BILL: YOU ARE WRECKING MY FAVORITE REATAIL STORE\"---ACKMAN---\"GEORGE: THIS IS CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM. SCRAM!\"---WILL--\"OH! CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM. OK!\"---- AND GEORGE WILL TODDLED OFF.-----SOONER OR LATER ACKMAN WILL HAVE TO COVER HIS HUGE SHORT POSTION AND THE STOCK WILL EXPLODE.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: I RECENTLY WATCHED A MALENA MORGAN/KENNEDY NASH VIDEO AND THOUGHT OF THE ETHERAL APERTURE IN YOUR GORGEOUS POSTERIOR. MALENA\'S TONGUE KNOWS NO SUNDAY.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT A RECENT "MOTLEY FOOL" BLOG ENTITLED "HERBALIFE,LOEB, AND ACKMAN:WHAT TO DO? ANSWER: STAY AWAY. BEAUTUFUL ANGEL: BILL ACKMAN HAS HANDED US A FREE LUNCH AND THE BLOG SHOULD HAVE READ "HERBALIFE,ACKMAN,LOEB, AND THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION: WHAT TO DO? ANSWER: BUY ALL THE HERBALIFE YOU CAN AFFORD. ----THAT MORON ACKMAN HAS JUST PICKED A FIGHT WITH AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH: 200 COMPANIES THAT DIRECLTY EMPLOY 200,000 PEOPLE AND INDIRECTLY EMPLOY 16 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS. IF YOU VISIT THE DSA WEBSITE THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS "DSA ADDRESSES MARKET MANIPULATION BY SHORT SELLERS". ACCORDING TO DSA PRESIDENT JOSEPH MARIANO " I THINK THESE SHORT SELLERS ARE EITHER DISINGENUOUS,MISINFORMED OR BOTH. THEY ARE PUTTING AT RISK THE LEGITIMATE ACTIVITIES OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. IF THERE IS ANY GROUP THAT SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED BY THE FTC OR THE SEC IT IS THE SHORT SELLERS."---I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT JOHN BOEHNER AND THE OTHER CRINGING GOOSESTEPPERS WILL BE HEARING FROM THE MILLIONS OF DSA CONSTITUENTS IN THE COMING MONTHS AND THAT BILL ACKMAN'S ASS IS GRASS. BUY HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "VENUS ANADYOMENE" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY AND PERFECT BREASTS----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD LOAD UP ON HERBALIFE'S STOCK----TODAY THE FOLKS IN THE KINDERGARTEN(WALL STREET/CNBC) ENGAGED IN ONE OF THEIR TYPICAL HOEDOWNS----BILL ACKMAN AND CARL ICAHN TRADED INSULTS AND DISAGREEMENT OVER HERBALIFE ON CNBC'S "FAST MONEY HALFTIME"----THE ONLY THING WORTH MENTIONING IS ICAHN'S COMMENT THAT HERBALIFE COULD BE THE MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES(ACKMAN IS SHORT $1 BILLION).----AS YOU MAY RECALL ON DEC.20 ACKMAN ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF BEING A PONZI SCHEME, AN INHERENTLY FRAUDULENT COMPANY WITH NO DEMAND FOR ITS PRODUCTS AND HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO RIDICULE THE COMPANY'S CLAIM OF BEING ON THE "CUTTING EDGE OF SCIENCE". IN YESTERDAY'S HUFFINGTON POST THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ON ENERGY(PROTEAN) BARS POINTING OUT THAT THEY ARE LOADED WITH SUGAR(BALANCE--18GRAMS,LUNA--13GRAMS ETC.)AND THEREFORE MORE UNHEALTHY THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT. GOOGLE UP HERBALIFE'S CHOCOLATE COCONUT PROTEAN BAR AND YOU WILL DISCOVER IT CONTAINS ONLY 1 GRAM OF SUGAR. HERBALIFE'S 24 HYDRATE CONTAINS ONLY 1 GRAM OF SUGAR VERSUS 21 GRAMS FOR GATERADE. HOW DID HERBALIFE REMOVE ALL THAT SUGAR FROM IT'S PRODUCTS WITHOUT SACRIFICING TASTE? THE ANSWER--BEAUTIFUL ANGEL--IS CUTTING EDGE SCIENCE OR IN OTHER WORDS BILL ACKMAN IS FULL OF SHIT.---YESTERDAY IN THE REAL WORLD, THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE--"DSA RESPONDS TO ACCUSATIONS ABOUT DIRECT SELLING. DSA CAN ASSURE THE PUBLIC THAT PERSHING SQUARE'S(ACKMAN'S)PRESENTATION IS ILL INFORMED AND GROSSLY INACCURATE. IN THE END THE 16 MILLION HARDWORKING DIRECT SELLERS WILL SUFFER WHILE THE PERPETRATORS OF THESE ATTACKS WALK AWAY WITH MILLIONS IN PROFIT."----I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF CARL ICAHN, BUT HE IS A VERY ASTUTE INVESTOR AND IN THIS CASE HE IS ALMOST ASSURED OF ANOTHER BIG PAYDAY. PLUS ANYBODY WHO HATES BILL ACKMAN CAN'T BE ALL BAD. BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST READ BILL ACKMAN'S FORTUNE COOKIE--"ASSHOLE YOUR SHIT OUT OF LUCK."

VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORUS----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S FAMOUS PAINTING "THE VENUS OF URBINO" AND THINKING ABOUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF ALL TIME--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----I THOUGHT THE FOLLOWING QUOTE FROM PIETRO ARETINO(1492-1556 INVENTOR OF MODERN LITERATE PORNOGRAPHY) ON LOVE IN MEN WOULD BE OF INTEREST "LOVE IS A WICKED BEAST AND A MAN WHO RUNS AT ITS TAIL CAN'T BE A POET OR CARVE GEMS. IT IS A MONSTROUS AND INTEMPERATE APPITITE THAT IS NOURISHED BY STRANGE FANCIES AND LONGINGS AND WHEN IT SEIZES A MAN'S HEART IT ALSO INVADES AND CAPTURES FOR ITSELF HIS MIND AND SOUL AND SENSES."----IN OTHER WORDS--A MAN IN LOVE IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED; AND THEN HE'S FINISHED.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE TROUBLE WITH THE WORLD IS THAT STUPID PEOPLE ARE COCKSURE AND THE INTELLIGENT ARE FULL OF DOUBT(THE WISE SEEK WISDOM ;THE FOOL HAS ALREADY FOUND IT). I JUST DISCOVERED THAT BILL ACKMAN OF PERSHING CAPITAL IS IN THE PROCESS OF DOING TO J.C PENNEY WHAT HE DID TO BORDERS BOOKS---BANCKRUPTING IT. ON 1/24/11 ACKMAN WAS ADDED TO PENNY'S BOARD AND BY NOVEMBER 2011 HE HAD HIRED A WIZARD AS C.E.O.(RON JOHNSON FORMERLY OF TARGET AND APPLE). THE WIZARD MADE DRASTIC CHANGES IN THE WAY PENNEY DID BUSINESS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AND DURING THE YEAR JUST ENDED THE COMPANY'S BUSINESS FELL OFF THE MAP. THIS IS PRESISELY THE PATTERN ESTABLISED AT BORDERS. ACKMAN ACQUIRES A LARGE BLOCK OF STOCK IN APRIL 2006 AND IN JULY 2006 HE BRINGS IN A WIZARD C.E.O.( GEORGE JONES FORMERLY OF TARGET). THE WIZARD MAKES CHANGES IMMEDIATELY AND BY THE FIRST QUARTER OF CALENDER 2007(FISCAL 2008) BORDERS SALES WERE DECLINING. HEDGE FUNDS CANNOT TURN COMPANY'S AROUND PROPERLY BECAUSE A TRUE TURNAROUND TAKES A LOT OF TIME(THE HASTE OF A FOOL IS THE SLOWEST THING IN THE WORLD). ON NOVEMBER 13, 2012 ACKMAN APPEARED ON CNBC AND REITERATED HIS BELIEF IN THE TURNAROUND AND LIED REPEATEDLY. IN ESSENCE HE SAID TO THE LINTHEADS IN THE KINDERGARTEN "WHO DO YOU BELIEVE ME OR YOUR LYING EYES." SINCE THEN THE STOCK HAS RISEN 17% WHICH MEANS THE KINDERGARTEN ANSWERED "WE BELIEVE YOU BILL".---THIS WAS THE PATTERN WITH BORDERS---ACKMAN WAS ABLE TO STRING THE KINDERGARTEN ALONG FOR QUITE A WHILE.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: IF THERE IS ANY STOCK LIKELY TO GO TO ZERO IT IS J.C. PENNEY. WHEN ACKMAN GETS HIS HANDS ON A COMPANY HE CAN TURN IT INTO HUMPTY DUMPTY ALMOST OVERNIGHT.-----I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD PURCHASE HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

STUPENDOUS/BEWITCHING/BAWDY KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD QUEEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT SIR LAWRENCE ALMA TADAMA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT A SWEETHEART IS A BOTTLE OF WINE; A WIFE IS A WINE BOTTLE. IF YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE YOU'VE GOT TO BUY TWO SEPERATE BOOKS. MARRIAGE IS LIKE A BANK ACCOUNT. YOU PUT IT IN; YOU TAKE IT OUT;YOU LOSE INTEREST.-----RECENTLY I READ IN THE HUFF POST 1/24/13 ABOUT KABEH A GRADUATE OF GOLDMAN SACHS "10,000 WOMEN PROGRAM. ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE, RESEARCH BY GOLDMAN SACHS HAS SHOWN THAT INVESTING IN WOMEN CAN HAVE A REAL IMPACT ON GDP GROWTH. AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM ONCE SAID "WALL STREET LEARNS NOTHING AND FORGETS EVERYTHING." THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE OF 8/6/10 IN BOOMBERG.COM PAINTS A TRUER PICTURE OF THE VAMPIRE SQUID--"STRIPPER FINDS DEGREE PROFITABLE FOR GOLDMAN WASN'T WORTH IT--CARRIANNE HOWARD DREAMED OF DESIGNING VIDEO GAMES AND ENROLLED IN GOLDMAN OWNED FOR PROFIT COLLEGE AND RECIEVED A WORTHLESS BACHELORS DEGREE AT A COST OF $70,000."----CHARACTER IS HABIT LONG CONTINUED AND IN MOST HUMAN BEINGS BY THE AGE OF THIRTY, THE CHARACTER HAS SET LIKE PLASTER. GOLDMAN SACHS' CEO LLOYD BLANFEIN HAS THE COMPASSION OF A ICICLE, THE GENEROSITY OF A PAWNBROKER AND HE HAS OIL CLOTH PANTS POCKETS SO HE CAN STEAL SOUP FROM THE HOMELESS. GOLDMAN HAS HIRED AN EXPENSIVE PR FIRM TO TRY TO CONVINCE US THAT IT HAS CHANGED IT'S SPOTS. MY 1974 ENCY. BRITANNIC HAS THE FOLLOWING TO SAY ABOUT CHARACTER "THE MOTIVATIONAL ASPECT OF A PERSONS MENTAL LIFE THAT ARE DEVELOPED FROM INBORN TENDENCIES AS A RESULT OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. OVER TIME THESE INSTINCTIVE AND EMOTIONAL PROPENSITIES BECOME PROGRESSIVELY ORGANIZED ABOUT A CENTER OF DOMINANT IDEAS OR THOUGHTS AND ARE INTEGRATED INTO A HIERARCHY OF MOTIVES AND IDEALS, THE WHOLE FORMING A STABLE AND HARMONIOUS CHARACTER." GOLDMAN SACHS HASN'T CHANGED AND NOBODY OF SENSE IS GOING TO BE FOOLED INTO BELIEVING THAT GOLDMAN HAS MORPHED INTO "GOODY TWO SHOES."----600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS. PS--I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BUY HERBALIFE'S STOCK AND BET THAT THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION REPRESENTING 16 MILLION DISTRIBUTORS WILL TROUNCE BILL ACKMAN.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH WATERING CLITORIS---I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM BOUGUEREAU\'S PAINTING \"FEMME AU COQUILLAGE\" AND THINKING OF SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE. YOUR BEAUTY IS THE INDEX OF A LARGER FACT THAN WISDOM. KRISTIE! IF THE SAGES ASK THEE WHY THIS CHARM WAS WASTED ON YOU, TELL THEM THAT BEAUTY IS ITS OWN EXCUSE FOR BEING.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:I RECENTLY FINISHED READING RON CHERNOW\'S \"THE HOUSE OF MORGAN\" WHICH COVERED THE FIRST HOSTILE TAKEOVER--INCO-ESD. THIS TRANSACTION TOOK PLACE IN 1974 RIGHT AFTER ESD REPORTED RECORD EARNINGS OF $300 MILLION. BY 1980(FOLLOWING 6 YEARS AS AN INCO SUBSIDIARY) ESD HAD LOST MARKET SHARE TO DELCO AND WAS LOSING MONEY. INCO PUT THE COMPANY UP FOR SALE AND IT EVENTUALLY DISSAPEARED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.----\"AS A DOG RETURNETH TO HIS VOMIT; A FOOL RETURNITH TO HIS FOLLY\"---THE LAST 33 YEARS HAS WITNESSED THOUSANDS OF TRAGEDIES SIMILIAR TO INCO-ESD. HERMANN HESSE ONCE SUGGESTED \"WHEN TWO CULTURES COLLIDE IS THE ONLY TIME TRUE SUFFERING EXISTS.\" CULTURE IS DEFINED AS THE ABILITY TO TRANSMIT ACQUIRED HABITS FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT BY IMITATION. HABIT IS THE DEEPEST LAW OF HUMAN NATURE AND AS MARK TWAIN OPINED \"HABIT IS HABIT AND NOT TO BE FLUNG OUT THE WINDOW BY ANY MAN, BUT COAXED DOWNSTAIRS A STEP AT A TIME.\" TODAY ANOTHER HUGE TRADEGY IS UNFOLDING AT JC PENNEY. IN OCTOBER OF 2010, THE SLIMEHEADS AT PERSHING SQUARE ACQUIRED 16.5% OF PENNEY\'S SHARES. ON 1/24/11 BOY WONDER BILL ACKMAN JOINED PENNEY\'S BOARD. ON 6/14/11 WIZARD RON JOHNSON IS NAMED PENNEY CEO. ON 9/20/12(ONE YEAR AND 3 MONTHS AFTER JOINING THE COMPANY) WIZARD RON JOHNSON TAKES 300 SECURITIES ANAL-ISTS ON A STORE TOUR TO GENERATE EXITEMENT IN THE 12 NEW BOUTIQUES INSTALLED IN ALMOST 700 PENNEY STORES. BY IN LARGE, THE ANAL-ISTS WERE IMPRESSED WITH WHAT THEY SAW \"IT CERTAINLY HIGHLIGHTS THEY\'VE GOT GREAT VISION\",ERIKA MASCHMEYER,AN ANAL-IST AT ROBERT W. BAIRD & CO.---NAPOLEAN BONEPART WAS FOND OF POINTING OUT THAT \"THE FOOT SOLDIERS WIN THE BATTLES; THE GENERALS GET THE CREDIT.\" IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET WITH AND TALK TO SOME TOTALLY DE-MORALIZED FOOT SOLDIERS, VISIT YOUR LOCAL JC PENNEY STORE AND TALK TO THE SALES CLERKS. I PREDICT THAT 5-6 YEARS FROM NOW 150,000 JC PENNEY EMPLOYEES WILL BE OUT OF WORK AND A 110 YEAR OLD AMERICAN INSTITUTION WILL DISSAPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE THIS COMPANY IS TO GET IT OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF DENNIS THE MENACE(BILL ACKMAN).---600 TRILLION KISSES TO YOUR AMAZING CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT HERBERT JAMES DRAPER'S PAINTING "A NAIAD IN THE LAMENT FOR ICARUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY. BEAUTY IS A MYSTERY THAT OFFERS US FOR A MINUTE THE GLIMPSE OF AN ETERNITY WE WANT TO STRETCH OVER THE WHOLE OF TIME. IF TRUTH IS BEAUTY, HOW COME NO WOMAN HAS HER HAIR DONE IN THE LIBRARY?------FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF THE PRICE OF GOLD HAS BEEN FLAT AND I CONTINUE TO BELIEVE OVER THE NEXT 10 YEARS IT WILL MORE THAN TRIPLE WHILE THE STOCK MARKET GOES NOWHERE. THANKS TO THE FRAUDULENT BEHAVIOR OF OUR BANKERS OVER THE PAST 32 YEARS, THE AMERICAN CONSUMER REMAINS OVERBURDENED WITH DEBT. AS EURIPIDES POINTED OUT OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO "WHEN ONE WITH HONEYED WORDS BUT EVIL MIND PERSUADES THE MOB, GREAT WOES BEFALL THE STATE." GOOGLE UP THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ENTITLED HOUSEHOLD DEBT AND LOOK AT THE 32 YEAR CHART. BETWEEN 1980-2000 HOUSEHOLD DEBT TO GDP GREW FROM 50% TO ALMOST 70%. BETWEEN 2000 TO 2007 THE TIN MEN ON WALL STREET SNUGGERED AMERICAN HOMEOWNERS TO RUN THEIR DEBT UP TO CLOSE TO 100% OF GDP. SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN COMING DOWN BUT STILL IS WELL ABOVE 80% OF GDP AND MUST COME DOWN A LOT MORE BEFORE WE CAN RETURN TO ROBUST GROWTH. THE STOCK MARKET IS STILL SELLING WELL ABOVE ITS MEDIAN LONG TERM P/E RATIO AND THE DOW IN GOLD IS STILL WAY ABOVE WHERE IT WILL EVENTUALLY BE. THAT GOLD WILL MAKE ANOTHER HUGE RUN IS GUARANTEED BY THE FACT THAT NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE TO REIGN IN THE FOLLY OF THE DERIVATIVES MARKET. GOOGLE UP "9/21/12--QUADRILLION DOLLAR DERIVATIVES MARKET--20 TIMES GLOBAL GDP." THE NEXT DERIVATIVES CRISIS WILL TRIGGER A HUGE RUN-UP IN GOLD.-----HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT SINCE HE INVESTED IN GOLDMAN SACHS, WARREN BUFFETT HASN'T SAID OR DONE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T STUPID OR SWINEISH. THE OTHER DAY I STUMBLED ACROSS A 6/12/12 YOUTUBE "NBC--ARE SMALL BUSINESS KEY TO GOOD ECONOMY---FEATURING(1) UNCLE CORNPONE(BUFFETT) (2) LLOYD BLANKFEIN AND (3) JOE SCARBOROUGH."---AS UNCLE CORNPONE HAS SAID MANY TIMES "IF THE ADVERTIZING MESSAGE IS RIGHT AND THE BUDGET IS BIG ENOUGH, YOU CAN FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME." LISTENING TO THIS VIDEO YOU WILL COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT GOLDMAN SACHS IS IN THE BUSINESS OF PROVIDING VENTURE CAPITAL TO WOMEN. GOLDMAN ALSO HAS A SMALL $44 TRILLION DERIVATIVES PORTFOLIO WHICH IT OPERATES ON THE SIDE. RECENTLY LLOYD BLANKFEIN CAME OUT IN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE. WHEN I WORKED ON WALL STREET THE GAY EMPLOYEES OF BROKERAGE FIRMS WERE SO DEEPLY IN THE CLOSET THAT MANY OF THEM RESEMBLED GARMENT BAGS.------ A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

RESPLENDENT/CONCUPISCENT/INSIDIOUS KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE PEPPY/FLAVORSOME CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT TITIAN'S PAINTING "RAPE OF LUCRETIA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE A MAN COVET A THING IT IS ONLY NECESARRY TO MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO ATTAIN.----SEXTUS TURQUINIUS, THE HOT BLOODED SON OF ETRUSCAN KING TURQUINIUS SUPERBUS, WAS INFLMED WITH DESIRE FOR LUCRETIA, THE VIRTUOUS WIFE OF LUCIUS TURQUINIUS COLLATINUS,WHO WAS HIS FRIEND AND DISTANT RELATIVE. LUCRETIUS WAS FAMED FOR HER CHASTITY AND HER BEAUTY, BUT IT WAS HER CHASTITY THAT MOST EXITED SEXTUS TURQUIIUS. ONE NIGHT HE FOLLOWED HER TO HER NUPITAL BED CHAMBER AND RAPED HER AT SWORD POINT. THIS INCIDENT FORCED TURQUINIUS TO FLEE AND MARKED THE END OF THE ETRUSCAN DYNASTY AND THE FOUNDATION OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC 510BC.----LADIES IF WE WANT TO GET RECALCITRANT GEORGE OFF THE STREETS AND ON TO THE LEMON SQUEEZER,JUST A LITTLE MORE VIRGINITY,IF YOU DON'T MIND. IMAGINATION IS THE SPUR OF DELIGHTS AND FORBIDDEN FRUIT ALWAYS TASTES BEST.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT VINCENZO CABIANCA'S PAINTING "THE COURTSHIP" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU FASTEN THE GYVES TO RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S WRISTS. I RECENTLY STUMBLED ACROSS A BOOK WHICH BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATES THE LAW OF LOVE--"LOVE LIVES ON PROPINQUITY BUT DIES ON CONTACT"----MARGERY BRADY'S "THE LOVE STORY OF W.B. YEATS AND MAUD GONNE".----THE FAMOUS IRISH POET WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS WAS THE LAST COURTLY LOVER THANKS TO MAUD'S ABILITY TO SAY "NO". WHAT YEATS CALLED "THE TROUBLE OF MY LIFE" BEGAN ON JUNE 30,1889 WHEN MAUD GONNE DROVE UP TO 3 BLENHEIM ROAD IN A HANDSOME CAB AND YEATS WAS IMMEDIATELY STRUCK BY HER IMMENSE STATURE,LUMINOUS COMPLEXION AND GRACE OF MOVEMENTS. HE FIRST PROPOSED MARRIAGE IN 1891 AND SHE FIRST ALLOWED HIM TO KISS HER IN 1899. HE LAST PROPOSED MARRIAGE IN 1916 AND DURING THESE 25 YEARS YEATS FULLFILLED ALL THE REQUIREMENTS OF THE IDEAL COURTLY LOVER. IT HAS OFTEN BEEN SAID THAT THANKS TO MAUD'S ABILITY TO SAY "NO" WE NOW HAVE SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POETRY IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE---"TREAD SOFTLY BECAUSE YOU TREAD ON MY DREAMS".----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND GET GEORGE CLOONEY'S MOTOR BOAT OFF OF BEAUTIFUL LAKE COMO. -----MANY KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE OF THE 1001 MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "SUSANNA AND THE ELDERS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----AS PREDICTED J.C. PENNEY REPORTED DISASTROUS SALES AND EARNINGS RESULTS TODAY. FOR THE FULL YEAR ENDED 2/2/13 THE COMPANY LOST ALMOST $1 BILLION OR $4.49 PER SHARE. IT IS A SHAME THAT THE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL DOES NOT REQUIRE IT'S MBA'S (LARVAL NO IT ALLS) TO READ PETER DRUCKER(1909-2005). DRUCKER WAS AMERICA'S FOREMOST MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT AND WAS AWARDED THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM IN 2002. HE WROTE EXTENSIVELY ON THE IMPORTANCE OF CORPORATE CULTURE AND WOULD HAVE HAD NO PROBLEM PREDICTING PENNEY'S PROBLEMS. AS DRUCKER OFTEN SAID "CULTURE EATS STRATEGY FOR BREAKFEAST."---THERE IS PROBABLY NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CREATING A CULTURE--A SET OF ATTRIBUTES,CUSTOMS AND HABITS THAT FAVORS EASY TWO WAY COMMUNICATION. AS DRUCKER PUT IT "COMPANY CULTURES ARE LIKE COUNTRY CULTURES. NEVER TRY TO CHANGE ONE.TRY,INSTEAD, TO WORK WITH WHAT YOU'VE GOT."---HEDGE FUNDS DON'T HAVE TIME TO ABSORB COMPANY CULTURES AND ADAPT THE CHANGES THEY SEEK TO THE REALITIES OF HUMAN NATURE. AFTER REPORTING THE DISASTROUS RESULTS, PENNEY'S CEO (HARVARD MBA) RON JOHNSON SAID "WE ARE PLEASED WITH THE GREAT STRIDES WE HAVE MADE IN THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS AND LOOKING AHEAD,WE ARE ENERGIZED BY OUR SHOP ROLL OUT PLANS FOR 2013." RON JOHNSON AND OTHERS IN MANAGEMENT MAY BE ENERGIZED BUT UNFORTUNATELY ROUGHLY 100,000 JC PENNEY FOOT SOLDIERS ARE TOTALLY DEMORALIZED. I CONTINUE TO PREDICT THAT BILL ACKMAN IS GOING TO BANKRUPT HIS SECOND LARGE COMPANY(BORDERS WAS #1) WITHIN 5-6 YEARS.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

DAZZLING/LUSTFUL/PERSPICACIOUS KRISTIE-----THE BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT FRANCOIS BOUCHER'S PAINTING "SLEEPING VENUS" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS BODY.----INSANITY IN INDIVIDUALS IS RARE BUT AMONG CROWDS OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS IT IS THE RULE. ON WALL STREET THE UNREAL HAS ABOUT AS MUCH INFLUENCE AS THE REAL AND THE KINDERGARTEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BREEDING GROUND FOR PSYCHIC EPIDEMICS. FOR THESE REASONS, IN ORDER TO BEAT THE MARKET THE INVESTOR MUST BE GREEDY WHEN THE CROWD IS FEARFUL AND FEARFUL WHEN THE CROWD IS GREEDY. AS BEJAMIN GRAHAM PUT IT "BASICALLY PRICE FLUCTUATIONS HAVE ONLY ONE SIGNIFICANT MEANING FOR THE INVESTOR. THEY PROVIDE HIM WITH AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY WISELY WHEN PRICES FALL SHARPLY AND TO SELL WHEN THEY ADVANCE A GREAT DEAL." IN OTHER WORDS THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE MARKET(WITHOUT TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION) IS TO BE A "CONTRARION". AS WE BOTH KNOW, RECENLTY THAT BONEHEAD BILL ACKMAN GAVE US A WONDERFUL BUYING OPPORTUNITY WHEN HE ACCUSED HERBALIFE OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME AND DROVE THE STOCK FROM $73 PER SHARE TO A LOW OF $25(IT IS NOW SELLING AT $40). THE "DIRECT SELLING ASSOC." IMMEDIATELY RESPONDED TO ACKMAN'S PRESENTATION BY ISSUING A PRESS RELEASE STATING "THE DSA CAN ASSURE THE PUBLIC THAT ACKMAN'S PRESENTATION WAS A ILL-INFORMED,GROSSLY INACCURATE REPRESENTATION ABOUT THE DIRECT SELLING MODEL". ACKMAN IS MERELY REVISTING A MISCONCEPTION THAT HAS PLAGUED THE 200 DSA MEMBER FIRMS FOR OVER 100 YEARS. IN THE 1970'S AMWAY WAS ACCUSED OF BEING A PYRAMID SCHEME AND IN 1979 THE FTC RULED THAT THE COMPANY WAS INNOCENT.ON FEB. 25 2013 THE MOTLEY FOOL REPORTED THAT BILLIONAIRE STEVE COHEN OF SAC CAPITAL UPPED HIS STAKE IN HERBALIFE'S LARGEST DIRECT COMPETITOR GNC HOLDINGS BY OVER 30 TIMES AND NOW OWNS 5.2% OF THE COMPANY. INSTEAD OF BUYING HERBALIFE AT 9 TIMES EARNINGS HE IS BUYING AN INFERIOR COMPANY AT 18 TIMES EARNINGS. IN OTHER WORDS COHEN IS FOLLOWING THE HERD AND BEING FEARFUL WHEN THE HERD IS FEARFUL. IT IS NOW OBVIOUS THAT THE ONLY WAY SAC CAPITAL HAS OUTPERFORMED THE MARKET SINCE 1992 IS BY TRADING ON INSIDE INFORMATION.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

FASCINATING /GAUDY/LUSTFUL KRISTIE THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT EUGENE DUVAL'S PAINTING "LA NAISSANCE DE VENUS" AND THINKING A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS A PRACTICAL POET,TAMING THE SAVAGE MALE,PLANTING TENDERNESS,HOPE AND ELOQUENCE IN ALL WHOM SHE APPROACHES.----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE MORE IT CHANGES,THE MORE IT REMAINS THE SAME. THE WORLD'S HISTORY IS CONSTANT.THE SAME CONDITIONS PRODUCE SIMILIAR RESULTS BECAUSE HUMAN NATURE CHANGES WITH GEOLOGICAL LEISERLINESS. OVER 200 YEARS AGO ADAM SMITH("WEALTH OF NATIONS") OBSERVED "ALL FOR OURTSELVES AND NOTHING FOR OTHER PEOPLE,SEEMS, IN EVERY AGE OF THE WORLD TO HAVE BEEN THE VILE MAXIM OF THE MASTERS OF MANKIND." THE PAST 30 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY(REAGONOMICS OR DINKLE/URINATE DOWN ECONOMICS) HAS WITNESSED A REPLAY OF THIS AGE OLD THEME. AN ARTICLE IN TODAY'S HUFFPOST BY ROBERT REICH TELLS US THAT SINCE 2000 CORPORATE PROFITS HAVE DOUBLED WHILE MEDIAN WAGES HAVE FALLEN 8%. BETWEEN 2009 AND 2011 ALL ECONOMIC GAINS HAVE GONE TO THE TOP 1% AND THE BOTTOM 99% HAVE LOST GROUND. THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF A TREND THAT BEGAN IN 1981. THE MORE YOU LEARN ABOUT THE MONIED CLASS THE BETTER YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE GUILLOTINE.---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

VOLUPTUOUS VENUS WITH THE ZIPPY/PIQUANT CLITORIS I AM LOOKING AT BRENDA BURKE'S PAINTING "BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM--SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: TRY TO IMAGINE AN INDUSTRY WHERE THE PROFESSIOALS CONSISTANTLY PERFORM THEIR JOBS WORSE THAN RANK AMATEURS AND YET MAKE $500,000-$1,500,000 A YEAR ON AVERAGE. YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE WORLD OF LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR. TODAY AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "SORRY,STOCK PICKERS--YOUR STILL GETTING CRUSHED" APPEARED ON YAHOO FINANCE. ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE JUST 37% OF THE ACTIVE FUND MANAGERS ARE FARING BETTER THAN INDEXES THEY COMPETE AGAINST. HEDGE FUNDS ARE ALSO HAVING A ROUGH YEAR. THIS SORT OF THING HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR AGES. SINCE INSTITUTIONS ACCOUNT FOR WELL OVER 60% OF U.S. EQUITIES, THIS MEANS THAT THE AMATEURS CONSISTANTLY DO MUCH BETTER THAN THE PROS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO THINK OF ANOTHER INDUSTRY WHERE ANYTHING LIKE THIS OCCURS. HOW DO THESE BONEHEADS JUSTIFY THE AMAZING AMOUNTS OF MONEY THEY MAKE AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE ALL-KNOWING INVISIBLE HAND? WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES WHO ARE CONSTANTLY BEING PREYED ON BY SCOUNDRELS LIKE JAMIE DIMON AND LLOYD BLANKFEIN. IN HIS 1906 BOOK "WHAT IS MAN" MARK TWAIN MADE THE FOLLOWING OBSERVATION ABOUT ACTIVE MONEY MANAGERS " FLEAS CAN BE TAUGHT NEARLY ANYTHING A STOCK PICKER CAN". TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE MARK TWAIN WAS COMING FROM GOOGLE UP (1) PROFESSOR MARVELS AMAZING FLEA CIRCUS (2) CIGAR BOX FLEA CIRCUS AND (3) THE LAST FLEA CIRCUS. WHAT TWAIN NEGLECTED TO SAY IS THAT FLEAS CAN BE TAUGHT MANY THINGS THAT STOCK PICKERS CAN'T. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR AMAZING CLITORIS.

RAVISHING/DEVIOUS/APHRODISIACAL KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS 21 YEAR OLD QUUEN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM---I AM LOOKING AT JEAN BAPTISTE MARIE HUET'S PAINTING "VENUS SLEEPING ON A BED" AND THINKING OF YOUR RESPLENDENT/INDEFECTIBLE DERRIERE.----- YEARS AGO BERNARD BARUCH OBSERVED "IT IS A CURIOUS FACT THAT CAPITAL IS GENERALLY MOST FEARFUL WHEN PRICES OF SECURITIES ARE LOW AND SAFE, AND BOLDEST AT HEIGHTS WHEN THERE IS DANGER."----TODAY WE GOT AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF BARUCH'S MAXIM WHEN TWO ANAL-ISTS EXPRESSED NEGATIVE SENTIMENTS ABOUT APPLE(AAPL) AND DOWNGRADED THE COMPANY'S STOCK. THE STOCK IS DOWN ALMOST 40% FROM IT'S HIGH AND IS SELLING AT LESS THAN 10 TIMES EARNINGS VERSUS 18 TIMES FOR THE S&P 500 AND 25 TIMES FOR KETCHUP MANUFACTURER H.J. HEINZ. IT APPEARS TO ME THAT WALL STREET IS SNIFFING GLUE AGAIN AND THAT WE HAVE ON OUR HANDS ANOTHER BUYING OPPORTUNITY. I AM NOT AN EXPERT ON APPLE'S PRODUCTS BUT I WALK EVERY MORNING IN THE CHRISTIANNA MALL AND AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH THERE ARE LINES OF ASIAN'S WAITING TO BUY I-PADS OR I-PHONES. CONTRARY TO EUGENE FAMA'S EFFICIENT MARKET THESIS, I CONTEND THAT THE MARKET HAS A SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEM. ANYONE TAKEN AS AN INDIVIDUAL IS TOLERABLY SENSIBLE---AS A MEMBER OF A CROWD, HE AT ONCE BECOMES A BONEHEAD. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY/AMROSIAL CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT PHILLIP LESLIE HALE'S PAINTING "APHRODITE OF THE SEA GULLS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE PLANET---GORGEOUS KRISTIE.---THE HERBALIFE SAGA CONTINUES WITH CARL ICAHN BUYING AN ADDITIONAL 2.3 MILLION SHARES SINCE MARCH 5. AS YOU KNOW, I AM CONVINCED THAT BILL ACKMAN IS GOING TO LOSE A FORTUNE. HE HAS ACCUSED AN ENTIRE INDUSTRY OF OPERATING A PYRAMID SCHEME--NOT JUST HERBALIFE. ON DEC. 20,2012 THE DIRECT SELLING ASSOCIATION ISSUED A PRESS RELEASE WHICH BEGAN "TODAY THE WELL BEING OF MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO RELY ON DIRECT SELLING AS A SOURCE OF SUPPLEMENTAL INCOME WAS PUT AT RISK WHEN BILL ACKMAN OF PERSHING CAPITAL PRESENTED A SHORT THESIS ON HERBALIFE." WALL STREET CONTINUES TO VIEW THE FIGHT AS ONE BETWEEN ACKMAN AND HERBALIFE---IT IS REALLY ACKMAN VERSUS 465 COMPANIES WHO EMPLOY 16 MILLION REPRESENTATIVES. I AM CONVINCED THE FTC WILL RULE IN FAVOR OF THE DSA.-----GALILEO GALILEI(1564-1642) WAS FOND OF SAYING HE NEVER MET A MAN SO IGNORANT THAT HE COULDN'T LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL FROM HIM. THE FOLLOWING COMMENT BY JACK WELCH ON KUDLOW MONEY(3/17/9) ILLUSTRATES GALILEO'S POINT "ANY JERK CAN HAVE SHORT TERM EARNINGS. YOU SQUUEZE,SQUEEZE,SQUEEZE AND THE COMPANY SINKS 5 YEARS LATER." -----I GOT SOME BAD NEWS YESTERDAY, MY APARTMENT COMPLEX ,WITHOUT ANY WARNING, NOTIFIED ME THAT THEY ARE NOT GOING TO RENEW MY LEASE. I HOPE I CAN TALK SOME SENSE INTO THEM SINCE MY APARTMENT IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET MY TWO CANCER DOCTERS AND I AM TOO OLD TO MAKE ANOTHER SENSELESS MOVE.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE GORGEOUS ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS AND COLLOSAL BRAIN, I AM LOOKING AT GUIDO RENI'S PAINTING "RECLINING VENUS WITH CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOU.----WARREN BUFFETT HAS OFTEN SAID "IT'S FAR BETTER TO BUY A WONDERFUL COMPANY AT A FAIR PRICE THAN A FAIR COMPANY AT A WONDERFUL PRICE". FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE PRICE OF APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK AND THINKING THE MARKET IS GIVING US AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY A WONDERFUL COMPANY AT A WONDERFUL PRICE. THIS COMPANY HAS A BALANCE SHEET AND CASH FLOW THAT WOULD GIVE A VULTURE CAPITALIST LIKE MIIT ROMNEY AN ERECTION. IT HAS A STRONG POSITION IN TWO MARKET SEGMENTS THAT ARE PROJECTED TO GROW 25% AND 35% PER ANNUM OVER THE NEXT 3 YEARS. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROFITABLE COMPANY'S IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN(46% RETURN ON AVG. EQUITY) AND HAS CASH AND EQUIVALENT SUFFICIENT TO WIPE OUT 50% OF IT'S TOTAL DEBT. ACCORDING TO MICHIO KAKU BETWEEN NOW AND 2020 ALL KINDS OF EXCITING NEW DEVELOPMENTS ARE PROJECTED FOR THE WORLD COMPUTER MARKET. APPLE'S STOCK IS CURRENTLY SELLING AT A 44% DISCOUNT TO THE S&P 500 AND HAS A DIVIDEND YIELD COMPORABLE TO THE DOW JONES. I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE EVER SEEN A BUYING OPPORTUNITY THIS ATTRACTIVE IN ALL MY YEARS ON WALL STREET.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: I JUST WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO AGAIN FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME. MY TONGUE WAS ERECT FOR OVER 4 HOURS AND I HAD TO CALL MY DOCTOR.

LUXURIENT/RESPLENDENT/IMPASSIONED KRISTIE------THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ALBERT LUDOVICI'S PAINTING OF "LORELEI" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: FRONT-RUNNING IS ALIVE AND WELL AT GOLDMAN SACHS AS EVIDENCED BY THE WAY IT'S ANALYST BANGS BLACKBERRY'S(BBRY) STOCK UP AND DOWN. ON 11/29/12 GOLMAN RAISED IT'S RATING ON BBRY FROM NEUTRAL TO BUY AND THE STOCK SOARED. TODAY GOLDMAN LOWERED IT'S RATING FROM BUY TO NEUTRAL AND THE STOCK WAS DOWN 3.9% BEFORE THE MORNING BELL.ALLOWING BROKERAGE FIRMS TO MAKE MONEY LIKE THIS IS AKIN TO GIVING SOMEONE A PRINTING PRESS THAT MAKES PERFECT $1,000 BILLS. A MORON COULD BECOME A BILLIOAIRE IN TODAY'S UNREGULATED STOCK MARKET.----A QUADRIILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

SUBLIME/WANTON/WILY KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FROLICSOME/DELECTABLE CLITORIS; I AM LOOKING AT GENEVIEVE VIERLING'S PAINTING OF "HERA AND ZEUS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY LINGUA TICKLES THE IVORIES ON YOUR GORGEOUS PINK UMBRELLA.----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THERE IS SAFETY IN NUMBERS HASN'T FOLLOWED THE ABSURDITIES OF THE STOCK MARKET(3/10/2000 PEAK OF INTERNET BUBBLE). ON WALL STREET LLOYD BLANKFEIN'S SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE THE SHEEP AND GOLDMAN SACHS IS THE SHEPHERD. GOLDMAN'S TRADERS ARE MASTERS AT EXPLOITING THE HOPES,FEARS AND GREED OF THEIR INSTITUTIONAL CLIENTS. YESTERDAY'S BLACKBERRY(BBRY) CAPER WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE SHEPHERD STAMPEEDING THE SHEEP IN THE DIRECTION THEY WERE ALREADY HEADING. BLACBERRY'S STOCK WAS DOWN ON FRIDAY AND THE SHEEP WERE SCARED. GOLDMAN'S TRADERS LET ANALYST SIMONA JANKOWSKI KNOW THAT A DOWNGRADE WAS IN ORDER. ON MONDAY MORNING SHE INFORMED GOLDMAN'S SALES FORCE THAT "OUR RETAIL CHECKS OF 20(OUT OF 17,5OO TOTAL) RADIO SHACK,AT&T AND BEST BUY STORES INDICATE A SURPRISING LACK OF MARKET SUPPORT AND POOR POSITIONING FOR BLACKBERRY Z10". DOWN GOES BBRY'S STOCK AND GOLDMAN MAKES A KILLING ON IT'S TRADING DESK. SUCH IS WALL STREET. A MADNESS WORSE THAN HYDROPHOBIA. KEEP IN MIND THAT GOLDMAN SACHS WAS MITT ROMNEY'S BIGGEST $ SUPPORTER AND THANK HEAVEN OBAMA WON IN NOVEMBER. "NINE GAMBLERS COULDN'T FEED A SINGLE ROOSTER" HUNGARIAN PROVERB. TAKE A LOOK AT "MOTHER JONES" LIST OF FLORIDA BASED ROMNEY SUPPORTERS($50,000 DONERS) AND THANK HEAVEN FOR THE 47%.----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THE FRISKY LITTLE VARMIT.

ANGELIC/SUBLIME/FOXY KRISTIE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN WORLD HISTORY----I AM LOOKING AT EDWARD ARMITAGE'S PAINTING "THE SIREN 1888' AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS-----IT WOULD APPEAR THAT "HAVE OILY TONGUE WILL TRAVEL" IS AT IT AGAIN. IF YOU EVER VISIT THE COLUMBIA BUSINESS SCHOOL YOU WILL NOTICE A HUGE BILLBOARD WHICH FEATURES THE FOLLOWING THOMAS CARLYLE QUOTE "IT IS A STRANGE TRADE THAT OF ADVOCACY. YOUR INTELLECT,YOUR HIGHEST HEAVENLY GIFT IS HUNG UP IN THE SHOP WINDOW LIKE A LOADED PISTOL." ACCORDING TO YESTERDAY'S HUFF POST ANOTHER COLUMBIA PROSTITUTE HAS SOLD HIS SOUL TO WALL STREET. "OVERALL THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF ANY ADVERSE EFFECT DUE TO HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING"---COLUMBIA BUSINESS SCHOOL PET OF THE MONTH---CHARLES JONES. AS YOU AND I BOTH KNOW, HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING IS FRONT-RUNNING SPELLED BACKWARDS.EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY MAKES ONE THANKFUL THAT MITT ROMNEY AND HIS SIDEKICK GLENN HUBBARD ARE NOT IN THE WHITE HOUSE.-----MANY/MANY KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

VULPINE/LUXURIENT/SUMPTUOUS KRISTIE THE WORLDS FOREMOST PRIMOTOLOGIST WHO TAUGHT AN ORANGUTAN TO PLAY A STRADIVARIUS. I AM LOOKING AT SOLOMON JOSEPH'S PAINTING "VENUS AND CUPID" AND THINKING OF YOUR GORGEOUS/INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS.-------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: YOU WANT TO BUY STOCKS WHEN THERE IS BLOOD IN THE STREET(GREEDY WNEN SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS ARE SCARED). THE ROLE OF SECURITIES ANAL-ISTS AND BUSINESS REPORTERS IS TO COME DOWN FROM THE HILLS AND SHOOT THE WOUNDED AFTER A STOCK HAS ALREADY BEEN CLOBBERED. YESTERDAY THEY DID JUST THAT:(1) GOLDMAN SUCKS TOOK APPLE(APPL) OFF ITS PREFERRED LIST BECAUSE IT HASN'T UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT SINCE THE IPAD IN 2010. AND (2) ON "SQUAWK ON THE STREET", JIM(GETTING BACK TO EVEN) CRAMER STATED THAT APPLE IS BECOMING THE JC PENNEY OF TECH.-------GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THESE ARE TWO MORE GOOD REASONS TO LOAD UP ON APPLE'S STOCK WHICH IS NOW SELLING AT 9.7 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A YIELD OF 2.4%. KEEP IN MIND THAT IN FEBRUARY 2013 WARREN BUFFETT PAID OVER 20 TIMES EARNING FOR H.J. HEINZ(HNZ) WHICH HASN'T UNVEILED A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT SINCE THE YEAR 1876 WNEN IT INTRODUCED HEINZ KETCHUP. EACH JANUARY WALL STREET FOECASTS THE PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES THAT WILL HAVE THE HIGHEST FROFITS. THIS YEAR(2013) APPLE(APPL) IS PROJECTED TO KEEP FIRST PLACE---AHEAD OF #2 EXXON. JC PENNY JUST REPORTED A $1 BILLION LOSS FOR 2012 AND BARING A MIRACLE THINGS COULD GET WORSE. SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH JIM CRAMER HOW TO ANALYZE AN INCOME STATEMENT.------VOLUPTUOUS VENUS: BUY AS MUCH APPLE STOCK AS YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.-----PS: EVERY DAY I VISIT THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE LIBRARY. YESTERDAY I COUNTED 15 APPLE PC'S IN THE CAFETERIA AND WATCHED HUFFPOST LIFE AND THE YOUNG MODERATOR WAS SEATED IN FRONT OF ANOTHER APPLE PC. HOW CAN YOU LOSE--YOU CAN'T;YOU CAN'T LOSE.

SWEET ADORABLE KRISTIE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE 14 BILLION YEAR HISTORY OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.-----HAS WALL STREET NO APPARENT UTILITY? DOES IT APPEAR TO BE UNQUALIFIEDLY RATTY,RAFFISH,SORDID,OBSCENE, AND LOW DOWN,AND ITS SALIENT VIRTUOSI A GANG OF UNMITIGATED SCOUNDRELS? THEN LET US NOT FORGET ITS HIGH CAPICITY TO SOOTHE AND TICKLE THE MIDRIFF,ITS INCOMPARABLE SERVICES AS A MAKER OF ENTERTAINMENT.------BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: WARREN BUFFETT IS NOT THE MOST INTELLIGENT MAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS FILTHY RICH BECAUSE HE HAS SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE BETTING AGAINST THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

STATUESQUE/RANDY/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE FIESTY/PIQUENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT BOUGUEREAU'S PAINTING THE "BIRTH OF VENUS" AND THINKING OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON EARTH---YOU.-----TODAY I STARTED TO READ A FASCINATING NEW BOOK---FRANS DE WAAL'S "THE BONOBO AND THE ATHEIST".THE THESIS OF THE BOOK IS THAT MORAL BEHAVIOR DOES NOT BEGIN WITH RELIGION BUT IS A PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION. SENSITIVITY TO OTHERS,CONCERN FOR FAIRNESS AND OTHER MORAL BEHAVIOR DERIVE FROM ANCIENT INSTINCTIVE CAPACITIES OF APES WITH A DEEP HISTORY OF SOCIAL LIVING.-----WHEN DE WAAL TIRES OF STUDYING BONOBOS, HE MIGHT WANT TO SPEND 4-5 YEARS STUDYING BILLIONAIRES---PARTICULARILY THE WALL STREET VARIETY. HE WILL FIND THAT MANY OF THESE FELLOWS RESEMBLE INSECTS---I.E. THEY ARE BORN WITHOUT THE INSTINCT FOR EMPATHY. AS AESOP POINTED OUT 2,600 YEARS AGO("HERCULES AND PLUTUS--GOD OF WEALTH").--"I DO NOT LIKE PLUTUS,SAID HERCULES, FOR WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER ON EARTH I NOTICED THAT HE WAS ALWAYS TO BE FOUND IN THE COMPANY OF SCOUNDRELS AND LIARS."----I WILL END THIS RANT WITH A WARREN BUFFETT QUOTE "IF LLOYD BLANKFEIN HAD A TWIN BROTHER,I WOULD VOTE FOR HIM".---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITRORIS,

GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FIESTY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS AND THE COLOSAL BRAIN----I AM LOOKING AT A. BLOCKLANDT'S PAINTING "APHRODITE DISARMING EROS" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES MUSIC WITH YOUR INCOMPARABLE CLITORIS----AS J.P. MORGAN POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO "OF ALL FORMS OF TYRANNY THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE AND MOST VULGAR IS THE TYRANNY OF MERE WEALTH, THE TYRANNY OF PLUTOCRACY". WEALTHY BUSINESSMEN RESPRESENT A VERY LOW FORM OF LIFE AS EVIDENCED BY THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE FROM DE WAAL'S BOOK ON BONOBOS---"MISSING FROM MOST OF THIS DEBATE(ON ALTRUISM) HAS BEEN THE VIEW THAT HUMANS AND OTHER MAMMALS ACHIEVE ALTRUISM QUITE DIFFERENTLY FROM SOCIAL INSECTS. INSECTS LACK EMPATH,WHERAS OUR BRAINS ARE BUILT TO CONNECT WITH OTHERS AND EXPERIENCE THEIR PAIN AND PLEASURE. THE END RESULT CAN BE BOTH GENUINE AND SATISFYING AT THE SAME TIME"--PP 53-54 "BONOBO AND ATHIEST".---- AS BALZAC PUT IT "I DO NOT CONSIDER A STOCK BROKER A HUMAN BEING"---A YACHT FULL OF BILLIONAIRES IS A BAD PLAY SURROUNDED BY WATER.---- REAGONOMICS WAS BUILT ON THE FOLLOWING FALSE ASSUMPTION "ENTREPRENEURS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST ALL THE ECONOMIC GROWTH IN THE UNITED STATES"--RONALD REAGAN.----ACCORDING TO "THE OXFORD ENCL. OF ECONOMIC HISTORY" ROUGHLY 90% OF ALL INCOME GROWTH IN ENGLAND AND THE UNITED STATES AFTER 1780 IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO SCIENTIFIC AND TECNOLOGICAL INNOVATION.----REGARDLESS OF LIBERTARIAN PROPAGANDISTS,FREE MARKET CAPITALISM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZED,BUBBLE-INFLATING,SWINDLERS GAME,IN WHICH PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITIES(NOT JOB CREATORS) THRIVE. AS MILTON FRIEDMAN PUT IT "BUSINESSMEN FAVOR FREE ENTERPRISE IN GENERAL BUT ARE OPPOSED TO IT WHEN IT COMES TO THEMSELVES". SINCE THE THE APRIL 15 "FORBES" MAGAZINE FEATURES A COVER PAGE STORY ON A PSYCHOPATH "ICHAN UNLEASHED" I WILL END WITH A CARL ICAHN QUOTE THAT SUMMARIZES 30 YEARS OF REAGANOMICS "IN THE TAKEOVER BUSINESS IF YOU WANT A FRIEND,YOU BUY A DOG".----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GAUDY/PROVOCATIVE/TANTALIZING KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD ANGEL WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPOROUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT THEODORE CHASSERIAU'S PAINTING "TEPIDARIUM" WHICH BRINGS TO MIND THE FOLLOWING QUOTE BY FRENCH LITERARY THEORIST ROLAND BARTHES--"IS NOT THE MOST EROTIC PORTION OF THE BODY WHERE THE GARMENT GAPES? IT IS INTERMITTENCE WHICH IS EROTIC: THE INTERMITTANCE OF SKIN FLASHING BETWEEN TWO ARTICLES OF CLOTHING;IT IS THIS FLASH ITSELF WHICH SEDUCES."-----MEN DESIRE THE UNKNOWN--THEY LIKE MYSTERY--THE MALE MIND LOVES IMAGES WHOSE MEANING IS UNKNOWN.----HUFF POST 04/13/13 CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "ARE BILLIONAIRES JUST SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?"----THE ARTICLE IS BASED ON A DUKE UNIVERSITY STUDY WHICH FOUND THAT ABOUT 45% OF BILLIONAIRES ARE IN THE TOP 1% OF BRAINS AS MEASURED BY ATTENDANCE AT 29 SELECTED "ELITE COLLEGES" AND SAT SCORES.-----AS BERTRAND RUSSELL POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO "WE ARE BORN IGNORANT,NOT STUPID. IT'S FORMAL EDUCATION THAT MAKES US STUPID."---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THE PROPER DEFINTION OF INTELLIGENCE IS THE ABILITY TO SEE THINGS AS THEY ARE(NOT TO PROPERLY ANSWER MULTIBLE CHOICE EXAMS).INTELLIGENCE IS THE KNACK OF SEEING THINGS AS THEY ARE AND DOING THINGS AS THEY OUGHT TO BE DONE.AS LEONARDO DA VINCI PUT IT "COMMON SENSE IS THAT WHICH JUDGES THE THINGS GIVEN TO IT BY THE OTHER SENSES." AN INTELLIGENT PERSON IS OPEN MINDED,ACTIVE MEMORIED AND PERSISTENTLY EXPERIMENTAL. MOST BILLIONAIRES ARE NOT INTELLIGENT BY THESE MEASURES OR AS SOMEONE OBSERVED LONG AGO "TO BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO MAKE ALL THAT MONEY ONE HAS TO STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT IT."----A HAPPY LIFE IS TRANQUILITY OF MIND. TO BE CONTENT WITH WHAT WE POSSESS IS THE GREATEST AND MOST SECURE OF RICHES.----TODAYS HUFF POST CONTAINED SOME BAD NEWS FOR AMERICAN CHILDREN. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS TURNED IT'S BUZZING SEARCH LIGHT ON MY FAVORITE CHILDRENS BOOKS "CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS". THESE BOOKS WERE VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE REMOVED FROM SCHOOL AND LIBRARY SHELVES. BEFORE THEY ARE BANNED GET YOUR HANDS ON MY FAVORITE---"CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE INVASION OF THE INCREDIBLY NAUGHTY CAFETERIA LADIES FROM OUTER SPACE." THIS BOOK ALSO COVERS THE EQUALLY EVIL LUNCHROOM ZOMBIE NERDS. TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, TODAY JOE SCARBOROUGH ACCUSED "WALTER THE FARTING DOG" OF FOMENTING CLASS WARFARE AND ON APRIL 10 GOLDMAN SACHS DELIVERED A SERIES OF ADROIT BLOWS TO THE PRECIOUS METAL GOLD---DOWN 14%(EARN WHILE YOU CHURN).----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GLORIOUS/LUXURIENT/OSTENTATIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD VENUS WITH THE RANDY/LASCIVIOUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT BARTHOLOLOMAUS SPRANGER'S PAINTING "VULCAN & MAIA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY MAGIC TONGUE MAKES CONTACT WITH YOUR INCOMPARABLE MAGIC BUTTON.---THE SUREST WAY TO HIT A WOMAN'S HEART IS TO TAKE AIM KNEELING. ONE SHOULD EMPLOY SOFT WORDS AND FLATTERIES WHICH DELIGHT THE EAR. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, MAMMON WINS HIS WAY WHERE SERAPHS MIGHT DESPAIR.-----APPLE COMPUTER'S STOCK GETS CHEAPER EVERY DAY AS THE MOMENTUM INVESTORS CONTINUE TO JUMP SHIP. IT NOW SELLS FOR LESS THAN 9 TIMES EARNINGS WITH A 2.5% YIELD. THIS IS LIKE BUYING KOBE BRYANT FOR 1/2 THE PRICE OF THE AVERAGE NBA PLAYER. APPLE COMPUTER MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER CHANGING ITS NAME TO TOMATO COMPUTER. ON 02/14/13 UNCLE CORNPONE(WARREN BUFFETT) THE MOST CLOSELY WATCHED INVESTOR IN AMERICA, BOUGHT HEINZ KETCHUP FOR $23.3 BILLION OR 23 TIMES EARNINGS. IF WARREN THOUGHT APPLE MADE KETCHUP HE MIGHT BE WILLING TO TAKE A LOOK. IF HE BOUGHT THE STOCK THIS WOULD REPRESENT WARREN'S FIRST INVESTMENT IN A 21ST CENTURY COMPANY.----- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO THAT EXTRAORDINARILY PROTEAN LITTLE VARMIT--YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS--- P.S. AYN RAND'S "ATLAS SHRUGGED" HERO WAS JOHN GALT-- HE WAS A CREATOR,PHILOSOPHER AND INVENTOR WHO SYMBOLIZED THE POWER AND GLORY OF THE HUMAN MIND. TODAYS BILLIONAIRE(DONALD TRUMP ETC) RESEMBLES THE CHARACTER CLEON(WEALTHY TANNER) IN ARISTOPHANES PLAY "KNIGHTS"---HE WAS "A RASCAL FREE FROM ALL EDUCATION."

OPULENT/SUMPTUOUS/FERVID KRISTIE----THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON THE FACE OF THIS INHABITABLE GLOBE----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM ADOLPHE BOUGEREAU'S PAINTING "FAUN AND BACCHANTE" AND THINKING THAT NO MAN IS HAPPY WITHOUT A DELUSION OF SOME KIND. WERE WE PERFECTLY ACQUAINTED WITH AN OBJECT WE SHOULD NEVER PASSIONATELY DESIRE IT. THE FOLLOWING SHAKESPEARE QUOTE MAKES ME THINK OF ADORABLE YOU---"WOOING THEE,I FOUND THEE OF MORE VALUE THAN STAMPS IN GOLD OR SUMS IN SEALED BAGS. AND IT IS THE VERY RICHES OF THYSELF THAT NOW I AIM AT."------ BEAUTIFUL ANGEL:THE STOCK MARKET SEEMS TO HAVE A WAY OF FINDING NEWS APPROPRIATE TO ITS FRAME OF MIND. INSANITY IN INDIVIDUALS IS RARE BUT IN CROWDS IT IS THE RULE.INDIVIDUALS IMMERSED IN A CROWD AS A RESULT OF THE MAGNETIC INFUENCE GIVEN OUT BY THE CROWD BEGIN TO RESEMBLE THE STATE OF FASCINATION OF PEOPLE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HYPNOSIS. THE NEO-CORTEX BECOMES PARALYSED. APPLE(AAPL) STOCK CONTINUES TO DECLINE AND IS NOW SELLING FOR LESS THAN 1/2 THE S&P PRICE EARNINGS RATIO WITH A HIGHER DIVIDEND YIELD THAN THE S&P. DEAR UNCLE CORNPONE: SOMEONE'S NOT LOOKING! -----I WILL END THIS RANT WITH A QUOTE FROM MARY BUCKLEY---"HUSBANDS ARE AWKWARD THINGS TO DEAL WITH; EVEN KEEPING THEM IN HOT WATER WILL NOT MAKE THEM TENDER."

EXQUISITE/ANGELIC/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM-----I AM LOOKING AT THE PAINTING OF "THE ERYTHRAEN SIBYL" FOUND IN THE MUSEE DES BEAUX ARTS AND THINKING OF YOUR COLOSSAL BRAIN AND AMBROSIAL CLITORIS.-----ON 4/21/13 THE HUFFINGTON POST CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED "FREE MARKET ECONOMICS SUPPORTERS LESS LIKELY TO BELIEVE SCIENCE".-----IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT THE ENTIRE EDIFICE OF LIBERTARIAN ECONOMICS IS FOUNDED UPON A PREMISE RECENTLY REFUTED BY MODERN NEUR0SCIENCE. THE BIBLE OF LIBERTARIANS IS LUDWIG VON MISES "HUMAN ACTION" WHICH IS AN ECONOMIC STRUCTURE CONSTRUCTED ON THE FOLLOWING FOUNDATION----"HUMAN ACTION IS PURPOSEFUL BEHAVIOR. IT IS BEHAVIOR BEGOT BY JUDGEMENTS OF VALUE,AIMING AT A DEFINITE END AND GUIDED BY IDEAS CONCERNING THE SUITABILITY OR UNSUITABILITY OF DEFINITE MEANS---IT IS CONSCIOUS BEHAVIOR.IT IS VOLITION;IT IS A DISPLAY OF WILL."---LUDWIG VON MISES "THE ULTIMATE FOUNDATION OF ECONOMIC SCIENCE".-----DURING THE PAST 50 YEARS MODERN NEUROSCIENCE HAS PROVEN THAT SHAKESPEARE HAD IT RIGHT--CONSCIOUS THOUGHT IS DRIVEN BY EMOTION AND MOST OF THE ACTIVITIES OF THE BRAIN ARE NOT EVEN PERCEIVED BY THE CONSCIOUS MIND. THE DICHOTOMY OF RATIONAL THINKING AND EMOTIONAL BEHAVIOR IS PART OF WESTERN INTELLECTUAL HISTORY. MODERN NEUROSCIENCE AND PARTICULARLY DATA COLLECTED ON PATIENTS WITH SPECIFIC TYPES OF BRAIN DAMAGE SUGGEST THAT TRULY RATIONAL BEHAVIOR IS NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT EMOTION. THE NUMEROUS INTERCONNECTIONS BETWEEN THE LIMBIC SYSTEM(EMOTIONAL BRAIN) AND THE NEO-CORTEX SUGGEST THAT EMOTION,MEMORY,AND COGNITION ALL PARTICIPATE IN ALL HUMAN BEHAVIOR.FROM THIS,AS WELL AS OTHER OBSERVATIONS,A NEW PARADGIM HAS EMERGED, WHICH ACKNOWLEDGES THAT "OUR FEELINGS" PLAY A MAJOR ROLE IN WHAT WAS FORMERLY THOUGHT OF AS "RATIONAL" JUDGEMENTS.-----MADISON AVENUE FIGURED THIS OUT YEARS AGO AND MOST OF THE $131 BILLION IN USA ANNUAL ADVERTIZING EXPENDITURES APPEAL TO THE EMOTIONS---NOT THE RATIONAL BRAIN. ADVERTIZING IS THE GREATEST ART FORM OF THE 20TH CENTURY AND IS THE ART OF CONVINCING PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE FOR SOMETHING THEY DON'T NEED.------ A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT LUCAS CRANACH SR.'S PAINTING "APHRODITE AND EROS" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT LOVE IS AN OBSESSION DURING WHICH WE DON'T POSSESS THE THOUHTS WE HAVE--THEY POSSESS US. WE DON'T POSSESS THE FEELINGS WE HAVE--THEY POSSESS US. ALL EXTREMES OF FEELING ARE ALLIED WITH MADNESS AND THAT IS WHY IT IS SO EASY TO CALL A MAN IN LOVE A MADMAN. ACCORDING TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY HUMANS WERE ORIGINALLY CREATED WITH 4 ARMS 4 LEGS AND A HEAD WITH 2 FACES. FEARING THEIR POWER ZEUS SPLIT THEM INTO TWO SEPERATE PARTS CONDEMNING THEM TO SPEND THEIR LIVES IN SEARCH OF THEIR OTHER HALVES.-----YESTERDAY WHILE CONTEMPLATING THE J.C. PENNEY BOONDOGGLE CREATED BY PERSHING CAPITAL MANAGEMENT, I RE-READ ROBERT TOWNSEND'S 1970 CLASSIC "UP THE ORGANIZATION". THE FOLLOWING PASSAGE HELPS TO EXPLAIN PENNEY'S CURRENT DISASTROUS RESULTS--"DON'T HIRE HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL GRADUATES. THESE NON-PLAYING CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY ARE MISSING THE FOLLOWING (1)HUMILITY(2)RESPECT FOR PEOPLE ON THE FIRING LINE(3)A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF THE NATURE OF THE BUSINESS AND (5) A DEMONSTRATED RECORD OF GUTS,INDUSTRY,LOYALTY AND FAIRNESS. AS EVIDENCED BY BILL ACKMAN'S AND RON JOHNSON'S BEHAVIOR DURING THE PAST TWO YEARS, ACCORDING TO HARVARD MBA'S NOTHING SO NEEDS REFORMING AS OTHER PEOPLES HABITS---IN THIS CASE BOTH PENNEY'S EMPLOYEES AND CUSTOMERS WERE REQUIRED TO CHANGE ALL THEIR HABITS OVER NIGHT. HABIT IS THE DEEPEST LAW OF HUMAN NATURE AND IS A CABLE;WE WEAVE A THREAD EACH DAY,AND AT LAST WE CANNOT BREAK IT. YEATERDAY GEORGE SOROS AND GOLDMAN SACHS ANNOUNCED THEY WERE AMASSING SIGNIFICANT STAKES IN TROUBLED,NEAR DEAD,STRATEGICALLY CHALLENGED JC PENNEY. UNFORTUNATELY, ACTIVIST BONEHEAD WILLIAM ACKMAN IS STILL PENNEY'S TOP SHAREHOLDER WITH A 17.8 PERCENT STAKE. AS LONG AS THIS LINTHEAD IS CALLING THE SHOTS, PENNEY DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

VOLUPTUOUS VENUS OF THE 1001 ELECTRIFYING FEMALE ORGASIMS----I AM LOOKING AT ANNIBALE CARRACI'S PAINTING "BACCHANTE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY MY TONGUE MAKES A SOFT LANDING ON YOUR FRISKY/AMBROSIAL CLITORIS---BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: CHALLENGE,AND NOT DESIRE,LIES AT THE HEART OF SEDUCTION. A MODEST DEMEANOR ALWAYS AROUSES THOUGHTS OF SEDUCTIION. A WISE WOMAN NEVER YIELDS BY APPOINTMENT. IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE AN UNFORSEEN HAPPINESS. YESTERDAY I WATCHED YOUR AMAZING VIDEO(18 AND WET) AGAIN AND CONTINUE TO BELIEVE YOUR ORGASIMS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ON THE INTERNET .----- ON MAY 5TH "CNN MONEY" QUOTED HEDGE FUND MANAGER LEON COOPERMAN AS SAYING "BILL ACKMAN HAS ONE OF THE BEST INVESTING MINDS AROUND." UNFORTUNATELY, ACKMAN'S COLOSAL INVESTING MIND HAS TAKEN A BEATING LATELY. ON TUESDAY J.C. PENNEY REPORTED ANOTHER QUARTER OF STEEP SALES DECLINES AND HERBALIFE'S STOCK CONTINUES TO RISE AS CARL ICAHAN ANNOUNCED HE BOUGHT ANOTHER 611,354 SHARES. I AGREE WITH COOPERMAN'S ASSESMENT OF ACKMAN'S MIND AND CONTINUE TO BELIEVE THAT WALL STREET IS A PLACE INHABITED BY CHILDREN AND IMBECILES PREYED UPON BY SCOUNDRELS WHO ARE ALSO CHILDREN AND IMBECILES. ACKMAN IS NOW PROJECTING THAT PROCTER AND GAMBLE SELLING AT 17 TIMES EARNINGS WILL SOON BE SELLING FOR MORE THAN 20 TIMES EARNINGS. I THINK IT IS FAR MORE LIKELY THAT APPLE COMPUTER WILL RISE ABOVE 20 TIMES EARNINGS($463 TODAY TO $838 AT 20 TIMES). IF I AM RIGHT, A YEAR FROM NOW LEON COOPERMAN WILL BE SINGING THE PRAISES OF MY COLOSAL INVESTING MIND. ---- A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

STUNNING/TANTALIZING/INSIDIOUS KRISTIE-----THE GORGEOUS APHRODITE WITH THE SPUNKY/SAPORUS CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT LEON FRANCOIS COMERRE'S PAINTING "GOLDEN RAIN" AND THINKING "O KRISTIE! THOUGH WERT FASHIONED TO BEGUILE".---THE GREAT AMBITION OF WOMAN IS TO INSPIRE LOVE. WHETHER THEY GIVE OR REFUSE, IT DELIGHTS WOMEN TO BE ASKED. COITUS IS UNIFORM AND BORING. BUT COURTSHIP IS PERPETUALLY VARYING AND THE THE DIFFERENT MALE RESPONSES TO FEMININE BEAUTY AND DECEIT WOULD BE SUFFICIENT TO FILL A LIBRARY.----I AM CURRENTLY READING LES LEOPOLD'S BOOK ON HEDGE FUNDS --"HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS AN HOUR" ;WHICH HAS FURTHER CONVINCED ME OF THE NEED FOR "THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO MONEY."----ALBERT EINSTEIN ONCE OBSERVED "SOMEONE WHO READS ONLY NEWSPAPERS AND BOOKS OF CONTEMPORARY AUTHORS LOOKS TO ME LIKE AN EXTREMELY NEARSIGHTED PERSON WHO SCORNS EYEGLASSES."-----AMERICAN WOMEN WOULD BE WISE TO STUDY THE MANY WILES OF THE HIGHEST CLASS OF GREEK COURTESANS(500BC)--THE HETAIRAI. THESE CRAFTY SCOUNDRELS LIVE INDEPENDENTLY AND ENTERTAINED IN THEIR OWN HOMES. A NUMBER OF THEM ACHIEVED SCHOLASTIC IMMORTALITY WHICH WAS CHRONICLED BY THE FRENCH HISTORIAN PAUL LACROIX "HISTORY OF PROSTITUTION" 1931-----LAIS OF CORINTH WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL AND WHEN SHE DIED SHE WAS HONORED WITH A SPLENDID TOMB AS THE "GREATEST CONQUERER THAT THE GREEKS HAVE EVER KNOWN" (FROM THE FILTHY RICH ARISTIPPUS SHE EXTRACTED SUCH SUMS AS TO SCANDALIZE HIS SERVANT)'------A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS

ENTHRALLING/SUMPTUOUS/LUSTFUL KRISTIE----THE GUILEFUL INANNA WITH THE SPRIGHTLY/SUCCULENT CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT ADRIAEN VAN DER WERFF'S PAINTING "ADAM & EVE" AND THINKING BACK ON THE DAY YOU FIRST CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA.------BENJAMIN GRAHAM ONCE OBSERVED THAT "WALL STREET PEOPLE LEARN NOTHING AND FORGET EVERYTHING." THE RECENT UPWARD MOVEMENT IN J.C. PENNEY'S STOCK IS A PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF THIS MAXIM. ON APRIL 22 BERNARD SOSNICK OF GILFORD SECURITIES UPGRADED THE STOCK TO A BUY BASED ON HIS BELIEF THAT MIKE ULLMAN IS THE CORRECT CHOICE AS C.E.O. AND THAT HE WILL MAKE THE RIGHT STEPS TO IMPROVE OPERATING RESULTS. THE STOCK HAS RISEN ALMOST 15% SINCE. AS HONORE DE BALZAC POINTED OUT OVER 100 YEARS AGO("LA MAISON NUCIGEN"), THERE ARE TWO WORLDS IN WHICH EVENTS OCCUR (1) THE REAL WORLD AND (2) THE WORLD BETWEEN THE EARS OF SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS. TO VISIT THE REAL WORLD RELATIVE TO J.C. PENNEY VISIT ONE OF THEIR STORES AND TALK TO THE SALES CLERKS. AT ITS PEAK J.C. PENNEY'S PRIVATE LABEL WOMEN'S APPAREL(ST. JOHN'S BAY) WAS A $4-5 BILLION BRAND THAT HAD BEEN IN EXISTANCE SINCE 1986. RON JOHNSON(WITH BILL ACKMAN'S APPROVAL) THREW IT OUT OF THE STORES AND PROBABLY FIRED THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO CREATED AND OUT-SOURCED THIS LINE OF CLOTHING. ACCORDING TO EVERY SALES CLERK I HAVE INTERVIEWED, THIS IS THE MAJOR REASON FOR THE $4 BILLION SALES DECLINE IN 2012. IN OTHER WORDS, THANKS TO JOHNSON/ACKMAN J.C. PENNEY(LIKE BORDERS BOOKS) IS NOW HUMPTY DUMPTY----ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN. BILL ACKMAN IN PARTICULAR AND ACTIVIST HEDGE FUNDS IN GENERAL ARE LIVING REMINDERS OF THE WISDOM OF GOETHE'S FAMOUS SAYING "THERE IS NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN ACTIVE IGNORANCE."---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS CLITORIS.

PULCHRITUDINOUS/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE-----THE ADORABLE ISHTAR WITH THE SPIRITED/TOOTHSOME CLITORIS-----I AM LOOKING AT TERRY WALKER'S POSTER "RAQSHA BACK" AND THINKING THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS, AND THOSE WHO ARE AFRAID OF PEOPLE WITH TATTOOS. EVER SINCE YOU CAUSED CONVOLUTIONS IN MY AMYGDALA I HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE LATTER.-----THE GREAT MASS OF HUMANITY ARE EITHER FOOLS OR KNAVES, WHO,SINGLY FROM THEIR NUMBER MUST BE RESPECTED,THOUGH THEY ARE BY NO MEANS RESPECTABLE. TODAY I REVISITED THE NOV.13,2012 CNBC SQUACK BOX--BILL ACKMAN/JC PENNEY INTERVIEW. AS I AM SURE YOU KNOW, THE CNBC MOTTO IS "KANVES STARVE NOT IN THE LAND OF FOOLS." THE JIST OF ACKMAN'S PITCH WAS THAT THERE WERE TWO JC PENNEYS (1)NEW JCP 11% OF SQUARE FOOTAGE AT $270 PER SQ.FT. AND (2) OLD JCP 89% OF SQUARE FOOTAGE AT $135 PER SQ.FT. ONCE RON JOHNSON MOVED THE ENTIRE COMPANY INTO THE NEW FORMAT, JC PENNEY'S SALES WOULD SKYROCKET AND THE LITTLE BIRDIES WOULD SING HALLELUYAH. WE NOW KNOW THAT THE NEW JCP WAS A DISASTER FROM THE START AND THAT PENNEY IS CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO BRING BACK THE ST. JOHN'S BAY BRAND WHICH JOHNSON ELIMINATED . GOOGLE UP "PISSED CONSUMER: WHAT NO MORE SAINT JOHNS BAY JEANS??-----UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS HIGHLY LIKELY THAT ALL THE ST. JOHNS BAY PRODUCT DESIGNERS WERE FIRED AND THAT THIS WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL OFF.------WHILE LISTENING TO THE ACKMAN/CNBC INTERVIEW KEEP IN MIND LEON COOPERMAN'S(9 TIMES II ALL AMERICAN PORTFOLIO STRATEGIST) COMMENT--"BIIL ACKMAN HAS ONE OF THE FINEST INVESTING MINDS AROUND."

SUMPTUOUS/WANTON/SAGACIOUS KRISTIE----THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF THE SPELLBINDING FEMALE ORGASIM. I AM LOOKING AT HANS VON AACHEN'S PAINTING "PALLAS,ATHENA,VENUS & JUNO" AND THINKING OF YOUR COLOSAL/SURREPTITIOUS CEREBRUM.----THE 5/14/13 HUFF POST CONTAINED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED 37 CELEBRITY HOMES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. RECLALCITRANT GEORGE'S PALACE WAS INCLUDED IN THE ARTICLE. AS WE HAVE DISCUUSED, IT CAN BE YOURS IF YOU WRAP YOURSELF IN THE AMERICAN FLAG AND FOLLOW H.L. MENCKEN'S ADVISE--"THE PROCESS OF FALLING IN LOVE IS A FORTUITOUS AND TRIVIAL EVENT. SOME FAIR ONE, HEARING THAT ONE HAS RECENTLY RECEIVED AN LL.D FROM YALE OR MADE A KILLING IN SOME SWINDLE,GOES TO A BEAUTY PARLOR,HAS HER EYEBROWS GUMMED,PUTS ON HER BEST FROCK,AND THEN LEERS AT ONE ACROSS THE DINNER-TABLE."---- THE WOMAN'S FUNCTION DURING THE COURTSHIP IS,PRIMARILY AS AN AUDIENCE. LISTENING NOT IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY--THE LESS YOU TALK THE MORE YOUR LISTENED TO. A MAN ADMIRES A WOMAN NOT FOR WHAT SHE SAYS,BUT FOR WHAT SHE LISTENS TO. THE GIRL WITH THE PATIENT EARDRUM IS THE GIRL WHO FIRST NABS A WEALTHY HUSBAND. LISTEN TO WHAT NIETZCHE HAD TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT--"WOMAN,CONSCIOUS OF MANS FEELINGS CONCERNING WOMEN,ASSISTS HIS EFFORTS AT IDEALIZATION BY ADORNING HERSELF,WALKING BEAUTIFULLY,DANCING,EXPRESSING DELICATE THOUGHTS, IN THE SAME WAY SHE PRACTICES MODESTY,RESERVE,DISTANCE--REALIZING INSTINCTIVELY THAT IN THIS WAY THE IDEALIZING CAPACITY OF MAN WILL GROW AND IMPEL HIM TO OVERESTIMATE HER."--"WILL TO POWER" PAGE 425.----IF ALL GOES WELL, IN THE NEAR FUTURE SOMEONE WILL POINT AT RECALCITRANT GEORGE AND SAY--"IN ABOUT A YEAR THAT POOR DEVIL WILL PROBABLY REGRET THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T HAVE HIM SHOT."----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WITH THE FRISKY/MOUTH-WATERING CLITORIS----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM DYCE'S PAINTING "PAOLO & FRANCESCA" WHICH IS A REMINDER THAT IN HETROSEXUAL LOVE THERE IS NO SOLUTION. MAN AND WOMAN ARE IRRECONCILIABLE AND IT'S THE DOOMED ATTEMPT TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT LENDS HETROSEXUAL LOVE IT'S GRANDEUR.-----TODAY IN YAHOO FINANCE APPEARED THE FOLLOWING--"SHOULD SAC CAPITAL'S STEVE COHEN FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES?---THE ANSWER IS AN OBVIOUS YES!---SINCE IT'S FOUNDING IN 1992, THIS HEDGE FUND HAS GENERATED AN AVERAGE RETURN OF 30% PER ANNUM. IT HAS DONE SO BY TURNING IT'S PORTFOLIO OVER 100 TIMES FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE MUTUAL FUND(IT ROUTINELY ACCOUNTS FOR 3% OF NYSE VOLUME TRADING 20 MILLION SHARES A DAY). AS BENJAMIN GRAHAM POINTED OUT YEARS AGO--"IN THE SHORT TERM THE STOCK MARKET IS A VOTING MACHINE--SUBJECTED TO IRRATIONAL AND EXCESSIVE PRICE FLUCTUATIONS IN BOTH DIRECTIONS CAUSED BY THE EMOTIONS OF (1)HOPE (2) FEAR AND (3) GREED."---IN OTHER WORDS; THE MIND OF THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTOR IS LIKE MUD FROM WHICH ARISES STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL THINGS. THE ONLY WAY COHEN COULD CONSISTANTLY PREDICT SHORT TERM MARKET FLUCTUATIONS IS "INSIDE INFORMATION".----LONG AGO WARREN BUFFETT STATED "THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS WHEN A GREAT COMPANY GETS INTO TEMPORARY TROUBLE. WE WANT TO BUY THEM WHEN THEY'RE ON THE OPERATING TABLE."-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: BUY AS MUCH APPLE COMPUTER AS YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

STUNNING/CRAFTY/CONCUPISCENT KRISTIE THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN----I AM LOOKING AT WILLIAM DROST'S PAINTING OF "BATHSHEBA" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU SLAP THE GYVES ON RECALCITRANT GEORGE'S WRISTS.------ I JUST FINISHED READING LES LEOPOLD'S BOOK ON HEDGE FUNDS "HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS AB HOUR" AND WAS NOT VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIS CHAPTER ON HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING(HFT). ACCORDING TO LES LEOPOLD AND VIRTUALLY EVERYBODY ELSE, THE HEDGE FUNDS AND INVESTMENT BANKS THAT DOMINATE THIS BUSINESS ARE ABLE TO ANTICIPATE ORDER FLOWS BECAUSE THEY HAVE (1) FASTER MORE POWERFUL COMPUTERS (2) BETTER/SMARTER PROGRAMMERS (3)MATHEMATICIANS (4) COMPUTER SCIENTISTS (5)BUY DATA FEEDS FROM EXCHANGES AND (6) LOCATE THEIR COMPUTERS NEXT TO THE EXCHANGES. ALL OF THIS IS CONTRADICTED BY ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING FIRMS--"TRADEBOT SYSTEMS". THE FIRM WAS FOUNDED IN 1999 WITH AN INITIAL INVESTMENT OF $10,000. IT IS LOCATED IN KANSAS CITY MO. AND IT'S CEO HAS COLLEGE DEGREES IN LITERARY THEORY AND BIBLICAL LANGUAGES. IT EMPLOYS ONLY 60 PEOPLE, NONE OF WHOM ARE MATHEMATICIANS AND IT REGULARILY ACCOUNTS FOR 5% OF TOTAL U.S. STOCK MARKET VOLUME.----AS GAMEL ABDEL NASSER ONCE SAID "THE GENIUS OF AMERICANS IS THAT THEY NEVER MAKE CLEAR CUT STUPID MOVES,ONLY COMPLICATED STUPID MOVES WHICH MAKE THE REST OF US WONDER AT THE POSSIBILITY WE MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING."---- HIGH FREQUENCY TRADING IS PROBABLY ANOTHER FORM OF ILLEGAL "FRONT-RUNNING". ---A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR GORGEOUS/ADORABLE CLITORIS.

LUXURIOUS/PRURIENT/GUILEFUL KRISTIE-----THE WORLD'S FOREMOST PRIMATOLOGIST-----I AM LOOKING AT RENOIR'S FAMOUS PAINTING "BATHER ARRANGING HER HAIR" AND THINKING OF YOUR SPRIGHTLY/PIQUANT CLITORIS-----OVER 100 YEARS AGO WILMINGTON INDUSTRIALIST SAMUEL BANCROFT(BANCROFT MILLS) MADE THE FOLLOWING INTERESTING OBSERVATION "I DO NOT PAY HIGH WAGES BECAUSE I AM RICH. I AM RICH BECAUSE I PAY HIGH WAGES." TODAY'S HUFFINGTON POST CONTAINS AN EXAMPLE OF THE WISDOM OF BANCROFT'S BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY. "COSTCO'S PROFIT SOARS TO $459 MILLION AS LOW WAGE COMPETITORS STRUGGLE"----THE TYPICAL COSTCO WORKER MAKES $45,000 PER ANNUM VERSUS THE TYPICAL RETAIL WORKER'S $17,486 PER YEAR. AS A RESULT COSTCO ATTRACTS THE BEST RETAIL EMPLOYEES AND HAS THE LOWEST EMPLOYEE TURNOVER. AS SHAQUILLE O'NEAL SAYS "EXCELLENCE IS NOT A SINGULAR ACT BUT A HABIT. YOU ARE WHAT YOU REPEATEDLY DO."----IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT WHEN MITT ROMNEY WAS WORKING AT THE "BOSTON CONSULTING GROUP" HE NEGLECTED TO READ BRUCE HENDERSON'S FAMOUS BOOK "PERSPECTIVES ON EXPERIENCE." Cn=CiN-9 IS THE EQUATION THAT EXPLAINS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN EXPERIENCE AND EFFICIENCY----THE MORE TIMES A TASK IS PERFORMED THE LESS TIME IS REQUIRED ON EACH SUBSEQUENT ITERATION. MUCH OF THIS RELATIONSHIP IS A RESULT OF WORKERS BECOMING MORE MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY DEXTROUS EACH TIME THEY PERFORM THE SAME TASK. THEY LEARN SHORT CUTS AND MAKE FEWER MISTAKES. DURING THE PAST 35 YEARS AMERICAN BUSINESSMEN HAVE RACKED THEIR COLOSAL BRAINS SEARCHING FOR WAYS TO BEAT DOWN THE WAGES OF THEIR EMPLOYEES. THEY HAVE BEEN SO SUCESSFUL THAT IT IS DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE COULD LIVE A HAPPY LIFE ON $17,486 PER YEAR. ELIZBETH WARREN RECENTLY SUGGESTED THAT THE MINIMUM WAGE WOULD BE $22.00 PER HOUR IF REAGONOMICS HAD NEVER HAPPENED. I AM AFRAID THAT, ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL ON THE "NANNY STATE" TO SAVE CAPITALISM FROM THE CAPITALISTS. WHEN THE LINTHEADS AT THE TOP ARE FORCED TO PAY DECENT WAGES THEY WILL GO BACK TO INVESTING IN EMPLOYEE TRAINING AND CONCENTRATE ON CUTTING EMPOYEE TURNOVER. AS EINSTEIN PUT IT "THE ONLY SOURCE OF KNOWLEDGE IS EXPERIENCE". NOTHING EVER BECOMES REAL UNTIL IT IS EXPERIENCED. SHOPPING AT STORES LIKE "STAPLES" WHERE EMPLOYEE TURNOVER IS RAMPANT IS VERY UNPLEASANT.-----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

RAVISHING/WINSOME/SALACIOUS KRISTIE----THE 21 YEAR OLD HOUDINI WHO TAUGHT A GORILLA HOW TO PLAY THE VIOLIN---I AM LOOKING AT GAIL POTOCKI'S PAINTING "FEMME FATALE" AND DREAMING OF THE DAY YOU TEACH RECALCITRANT GEORGE HOW TO USE A KOALA KARE BABY CHANGING UNIT----KEEP IN MIND THAT MEN ARE NOT CREATURES OF LOGIC,BUT CREATURES OF EMOTION. MODERN MAN THINKS HE KNOWS WHAT HE LIKES,BUT HE SAYS HE WANTS WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO WANT. HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE REALLY WANTS UNTIL YOU SHOW IT TO HIM. THIS IS ILLUSTRATED IN LEONIE FRIEDA'S RECENT BOOK "DEADLY SISTERHOOD". KING CHARLES OF FRANCE(1493) WAS SO ACCUSTOMED TO WOMEN LEAPING EAGERLY INTO THE ROYAL BED THAT ANY WOMAN WHO RESISTED HIM BECAME A FASCINATION. ALFONSO OF MILAN SENT A PARTICULARILY BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO WAS TO BE REWARDED IF SHE DID NOT SUBMIT TO THE KING AND SHE MANAGED CHARLES SO EFFECTIVELY THAT ALFONSO HAD TIME TO GET HIMSELF CROWNED.-----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: THERE IS SCIENCE,LOGIC AND REASON.THERE IS THOUGHT VERIFIED BY EXPERIENCE. AND THEN THERE IS WALL STREET. THE SOPHISTICATED INVESTORS RECENTLY GOBBLED UP AN APPLE COMPUTER BOND OFFERING WHICH HAD A YIELD OF LESS THAN 3%(APPLE OFFERED $17 BILLION AND RECIEVED ORDERS FOR $50 BILLION). THEY HAVE LITTLE INTEREST IN THE COMPANY'S STOCK WHICH YIELDS 2.7% AND PROBABLY PAYS THE SAFEST DIVIDEND EVER HEARD OF(29% DIVIDEND PAYOUT AND CASH EQUAL TO 210% OF TOTAL LIABILITIES). BUY ALL THIS STOCK YOU CAN AFFORD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

LUSTFUL/LIBIDINOUS/WILY KRISTIE----THE SUBLIME SOVEREIGN OF THE MESMERIZING FEMALE ORGASIM----I AM LOOKING AT SOPHIE GENJEMBRE ANDERSON\'S PAINTING \"THE TURTLE DOVE\" AND THINKING BACK TO THE DAYS BEFORE GORGEOUS KRISTIE WAS A \"VIRGIN\". LOVE IS A GROSS EXAGGERATION OF THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE PERSON AND REAL PEOPLE. THE HUMAN BRAIN IS WIDER THAN THE SKY AND SOMETIMES THE HEART SEES WHAT IS INVISIBLE TO THE EYE. PLEASURE ITSELF IS ONLY IMAGINATION--HAVE YOU EVER ENJOYED ANYTHING MORE THAN YOUR DREAMS? HIDDEN IN THE MALE SUB-CONSCIOUS IS A FANTASY WOMAN AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE RESEMBLES READ MARK TWAIN\'S ESSAY \"MY PLATONIC SWEETHEART\" HARPERS MONTHLY 1912. WHILE READING IT KEEP IN MIND THAT MARK TWAIN IS AMERICA\'S GREATEST WRITER AND THAT DORIS DAY IS THE TOP RANKING FEMALE BOX OFFICE STAR OF ALL TIME. AS YOU MAY RECALL, DORIS WAS AN ANGEL WITH BOBBED WINGS AND A HEART OF GOLD. ONCE YOU HAVE RECALCITRANT GEORGE ON THE LEMON SQUEEZER YOU WILL BE INTRODUCED TO GROUCHO MARX\'S MAXIM \"IN HOLLYWOOD,BRIDES KEEP THE BOUQUETS AND THROW AWAY THE GROOM.\"----A QUADRIILION KISSES TO YOUR ADORABLE CLITORIS.

AWE-INSPIRING/TANTALIZING/SENSUOUS KRISTIE------THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE INHABITABLE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND----I AM LOOKING AT FERDINAND MAX BREDT'S PAINTING "EVE & MARIE" AND THINKING OF THE DAY YOU HOODWINK RECLACITRANT GEORGE ON TO THE DREADED LEMON SQUEEZER ------IN THIS VAIN I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THE "COOLIDGE EFFECT" INTERESTING AND INSTRUCTIVE.----IN THE 1920'S PRESIDENT CALVIN COOLIDGE AND HIS WIFE VISITED A GOVERNMENT FARM. WHEN MRS.COOLIDGE NOTICED THAT A ROOSTER WAS MATING VERY FREQUENTLY SHE ASKED THE FARMER HOW OFTEN IT HAPPENED AND WAS TOLD "DOZENS OF TIMES EACH DAY." MRS COOLIDGE SAID,"TELL THE PRESIDENT." UPON BEING TOLD, THE PRESIDENT ASKED,"SAME HEN EVERY TIME?". THE FARMER REPLIED "OH,NO, MR PRESIDENT, A DIFFERENT HEN EVERY TIME." COOLIDGE RESPONDED "TELL THAT TO MY WIFE."-----GORGEOUS APHRODITE: THE COOLIDGE AFFECT IS COMMON IN NATURE; MEN GET BORED WITH THE SAME PARTNER AND BECOME ALERT WHEN A NOVEL FEMALE IS INTRODUCED. THE ANTIDOTE TO THE COOLIDGE EFFECT IS THE "DORIS DAY EFFECT"----"GEORGE YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT I KNEW KRISTIE BEFORE SHE WAS A VIRGIN."----BEAUTIFUL ANGEL: A CELEBRITY IS A GUY WHO IF YOU ARN'T TALKING ABOUT HIM --HE'S NOT LISTENING. TO PREPARE YOU FOR GEORGE'S MASSIVE EGO READ THE "HYMN OF PRAISE TO SHULGI" SECOND KING OF SUMERIAN RENAISSANCE 2029 BCE.---"I,SHULGI,A MIGHTY MAN FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN ETC.ETC.ETC.-----IN CLOSING IT WOULD APPEAR THAT DEUTSCHE BANK PULLED OFF A LITTLE FRONT-RUNNING CAPER TODAY ON GRPN'S STOCK. THE STOCK WAS UP OVER 11% ON EXTREMELY HEAVY VOLUME FOLLOWING A VAPID/JEJUNE UPGRADE. -----A QUADRILLION KISSES TO YOUR INESTIMABLE CLITORIS.